history of the german national team, i guess

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  • @Maqwell
    @Maqwell  6 месяцев назад +130

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      @DavidLimofLimReport 6 месяцев назад +2

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    • @RespecTheLevYT
      @RespecTheLevYT 6 месяцев назад +1

      1:25:42 The usage of this clip is ICONIC 🙏

  • @Zxlxya
    @Zxlxya 6 месяцев назад +421

    Germany saw this and immediately started cooking again

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 5 месяцев назад +7

      dont worry. we use renewable energy for that this time..

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      @LiftandCoa 5 месяцев назад

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      Really sucks that greens reject the only actual way of climate neutral energy and rather sticks to media ready demonstration pieces lol

  • @dersteve4240
    @dersteve4240 5 месяцев назад +66

    30:37 Müller's 40 goal season was completely bonkers for a couple of reasons:
    1) He only played 29 games that season.
    2) He didn't score in 10 of those 29 games, meaning that he scored 40 goals in 19 games.
    3) None of those 40 goals were penalties.
    4) He managed to get 19 assists in addition to his 40 goals. That's 59 G/A in 29 games or just over 2 G/A per game.

    • @guts1952
      @guts1952 2 месяца назад +5

      Hes a absolut Unit and im pretty sure he even holds the record for most goals in german history

  • @shanemclellan5584
    @shanemclellan5584 6 месяцев назад +594

    *Casually smokes France a week later*

    • @d3w222
      @d3w222 6 месяцев назад +16

      france bench team vs germany bench team friendly tune up game doesn't hold any weight in my opinion. as do most international friendlies.

    • @kalle3879
      @kalle3879 6 месяцев назад +76

      @@d3w222 They didn't play with bench teams though...

    • @lucarlothesamurai2477
      @lucarlothesamurai2477 6 месяцев назад +24

      They beat the Netherlands as well 😂😂

    • @spooked2104
      @spooked2104 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@adjoftce6547
      Pavard WC started
      Lucas wasnt available else hed play in WC
      Samba maignan not that far off
      Emery hes developing , wouldnt say that same for cama would you?
      Emery is good
      Only exception is thuram who has turned into lakaka for some reason

    • @deonte9014
      @deonte9014 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@adjoftce6547 bruh what? Pavard played in WC and Lucas did too if only for like half a match before destroying his ACL

  • @X3non_edits
    @X3non_edits 6 месяцев назад +935

    Bro rlly went from a scrawny child packing Toty messi on FIFA World to releasing his own merch what a journey❤

    • @bababababababa6124
      @bababababababa6124 6 месяцев назад +75

      Still scrawny though, but progress nonetheless

    • @Gamecoolnez
      @Gamecoolnez 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@bababababababa6124ok

    • @RNG-133
      @RNG-133 6 месяцев назад +18

      I was in an ad when reading this comment, but the first half of this comment made me think he had a full 6 pack and 50 inch muscles

    • @musicshead
      @musicshead 6 месяцев назад +1

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    • @hessen5498
      @hessen5498 6 месяцев назад

      He still a scrawny Kid tbh

  • @antoniofuschetto2546
    @antoniofuschetto2546 6 месяцев назад +239

    Brazil 1-7 Germany in 2014 was the textbook definition of HUMILIATION. Didn't even think the result was real it was so unbelieveable

    • @arpitbhaskar3712
      @arpitbhaskar3712 5 месяцев назад +1

      Most teams would have let go of the gas after like 4 goals but Germans are just ruthless

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@arpitbhaskar3712 dude...the team was told to take it down a notch or in half time. they did in fact take the foot of the gas.

    • @aandwdabest
      @aandwdabest 5 месяцев назад +1

      I was watching the game and when I told my parents that Germany was leading 4-0 my parents were like WHAT?

    • @riise4829
      @riise4829 4 месяца назад +7

      @@arpitbhaskar3712 Funny story, Jogi Löw (germanys coach) at half time told his players to turn it down a bit. Andre Schürrle was in the restroom at that time and didn`t get the message and scored another 2 goals in the second half.

    • @CadenZoucha
      @CadenZoucha 4 месяца назад

      ​@@riise4829😂😂 now that's funny

  • @Londronable
    @Londronable 6 месяцев назад +350

    In 2000 Belgium lost badly at the Euros and revamped their youth development.
    A key feature was WINNING IN YOUTH FOOTBALL IS NOT THE PRIORITY.
    Unbelievable Germany is still stuck on that.

    • @Xumal
      @Xumal 6 месяцев назад +42

      This is the thing that confuses me the most in American youth sports. The goal shouldnt be to win but to develop

    • @Rossoneri2
      @Rossoneri2 6 месяцев назад +17

      Lessons for the Nigerian and Mexican fa

    • @jjjamelo
      @jjjamelo 6 месяцев назад

      @@Rossoneri2 Mexicos FA doesn’t even care about winning they just want dollars

    • @jack90054
      @jack90054 6 месяцев назад +8

      And then they wonder “Why are the European players kicking our ass?” in the NBA?

    • @harukrentz435
      @harukrentz435 6 месяцев назад +5

      And what have belgium won exactly?

  • @idealballers654
    @idealballers654 6 месяцев назад +1463

    ITS FINALLY HERE!!!!!
    And germany launching an all timer kit only to be grouped lmao
    Update
    Ayoo Nagelsmann, I wasn't familiar with your game

    • @l.o.gfauzan1877
      @l.o.gfauzan1877 6 месяцев назад +63

      Would be crazy if Germany can't even get out of their Euro group

    • @bababababababa6124
      @bababababababa6124 6 месяцев назад

      @@l.o.gfauzan1877that would be so funny and I seriously wish that happens

    • @leafstorm3306
      @leafstorm3306 6 месяцев назад +34

      This kit is everything but not an all timer

    • @oKnuTo
      @oKnuTo 6 месяцев назад

      @@leafstorm3306 its a genius marketing move by adidas. noone would care about germany away kit but by making it pink all the right wings homophoics had nothing else to do then spamm it across twitter. best thing beeing you know we have pink shirts in the past. and its not like addias ever said were are doing this for inclusion or anything.
      in terms of design the home kit is definalty worse. its really boring.

    • @karsentube13yt
      @karsentube13yt 6 месяцев назад +9

      Germany are getting far

  • @tinointheskytp6942
    @tinointheskytp6942 6 месяцев назад +83

    1:23:23 Nagelsmann himself actually confirmed that he will only coach germany until the euros. Actually he wants to even announce where he signs next before the euros start.

    • @ageongki6744
      @ageongki6744 6 месяцев назад +2

      he sounded different in the fan press conference yesterday ....

    • @yaldabaoth2
      @yaldabaoth2 6 месяцев назад +1

      We will be so happy to see this guy gone! I hope he goes to Spain or Italy or even England. I just want him gone. Most massively overrated coach in the sport.

    • @steal93
      @steal93 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@yaldabaoth2bruh

    • @person9735
      @person9735 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@yaldabaoth2 he stays until 2026 🥳

    • @Leonard-k2w
      @Leonard-k2w Месяц назад

      @@yaldabaoth2Oh yeah?

  • @absolutcheese6267
    @absolutcheese6267 6 месяцев назад +154

    Beckenbauer isn’t the only defender to win the ballon d’or, Cannavaro won it in 2006.

    • @NEELZE99
      @NEELZE99 6 месяцев назад +48

      Beckenbauer was the only defender to win the Ballon d'or 2 Times

    • @morbiusenjoyer2847
      @morbiusenjoyer2847 6 месяцев назад +20

      Sammer another technically a defender won it in 97

    • @C_T372
      @C_T372 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@NEELZE99he didn’t say that did he? Irrelevant comment

    • @ArturoRivera2004
      @ArturoRivera2004 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@morbiusenjoyer2847 no sammer won it in 96 while R9 won it in 97

    • @morbiusenjoyer2847
      @morbiusenjoyer2847 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@ArturoRivera2004 oh ye my mistake

  • @JoeMama-yw9rd
    @JoeMama-yw9rd 6 месяцев назад +28

    Nah bro we are cooking from now on. Nagelsmann wiped half of the squad and actually nominated the best squad we have for the first time since 2018

  • @gingerman5751
    @gingerman5751 6 месяцев назад +117

    6:57 fun fact about soccer at the olympics when they tried it out in 1904 in St. Louis it wasn’t countries participating but clubs and a club from Cambridge, ON Canada won it all so Canada technically won the first Olympic medal in soccer

    • @matthewhernandez8342
      @matthewhernandez8342 6 месяцев назад +12

      Well how about that haha. I sometimes hear Uruguayans try to claim the 2 Olympics that they won prior to the first World Cup in 1930 also count as World Cups and that they have 4 world cups and not 2. Well if all Olympics prior to 1930 count as a World Cup then doesn’t Canada have one World Cup then?

    • @commodorezero
      @commodorezero 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@matthewhernandez8342 As Uruguayan its because they were designated world titles. Belgium would also be able to claim 1920 if not for the messed up ending.

  • @yolomolo3889
    @yolomolo3889 6 месяцев назад +86

    Also fun fact, German women football has the same troubles. Both men and women team ended at the group part in the world cup (first time in history). So it's definetely more deep issues with German football that both reflects in their football.

    • @bundesautobahn7
      @bundesautobahn7 6 месяцев назад +11

      I don't feel it as drastic as with the men, but yeah. They're also in trouble. Olympia will be a trendsetter for them, and with a new Bundestrainer, perhaps business will pick up.

  • @aidanmcgunnigal9394
    @aidanmcgunnigal9394 6 месяцев назад +31

    "What happened to this once great football team?"
    Maqwell: "In 500 B.C...."

  • @e_eyster
    @e_eyster 6 месяцев назад +153

    The whole hair sample thing was an insane failed bluff.
    Coach: Test it then!
    Lab: Okay
    Coach: Shit

    • @kaykasanei1096
      @kaykasanei1096 6 месяцев назад +21

      The fact he did it twice 😭

    • @kachaxie8728
      @kachaxie8728 4 месяца назад +1

      @@kaykasanei1096 The press conference where he admitted to it is legendary

  • @Icronix57
    @Icronix57 6 месяцев назад +33

    Germany took this video personal (Germany vs France, 2-0)
    (Germany vs Netherlands, 2-1)
    They are back

    • @teoquero3628
      @teoquero3628 5 месяцев назад

      Definitely, let's f go 👍🏼

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 5 месяцев назад

      Two victories

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 5 месяцев назад

      lets see how this works out in a couple month. but there are 2 german teams in cl half finals, which is nice.

  • @kev_mit_alles2545
    @kev_mit_alles2545 6 месяцев назад +28

    Wow, as a german football Fan that has seen every tournament since 2010 or since i was a small child this video encapsulated EVERYTHING. I mean you covered pretty much every important fact, scandal and so on. You did insane research! Greetings from Germany, i still hope that maybe now that were hosting the euros at home that we can maybe bounce back but im in a (lets say) depressed state when it comes to the national team, its quite hard to talk about the DFB sometimes🥲.

    • @SCmatium
      @SCmatium 6 месяцев назад +2

      Ich habe große Hoffnungen, das Tief wird nicht ewig anhalten. Gerade mit Spielern wie Kroos, Wirtz usw. könnte es Spaß machen zuzuschauen :)

    • @kev_mit_alles2545
      @kev_mit_alles2545 6 месяцев назад

      @@SCmatium junge heute war mal ein gutes Zeichen gegen Frankreich, vielleicht bahnt sich da ja was an

  • @accel_7
    @accel_7 6 месяцев назад +153

    As a Korean, although we didn't even go through to the knockouts, that 2018 WC win against Germany to knock them out gives me goosebumps to this day. Jo Hyeonwoo is still called "bit hyeonwoo" (빛 pronounced bit meaning light).

    • @oktoberfest2140
      @oktoberfest2140 6 месяцев назад +24

      that was such a shitty game, i think we had like 30 shots but couldnt score and it was only fair for us to go out like this if you cant score

    • @alwewy2079
      @alwewy2079 6 месяцев назад +2

      shin tae yong's haram ball

    • @accel_7
      @accel_7 6 месяцев назад +5

      @oktoberfest2140 its still unreal to me how y'all didn't score ONCE with the amount of chances you had. Almost felt undeserved for us as well but at the same time feels like it was just meant to be at that point.

    • @oktoberfest2140
      @oktoberfest2140 6 месяцев назад

      i mean you cant win if you dont score :DD but i think you still deserve the win, also after the end of the match i saw how the koreans celebrated, it meant a lot to them, acually i felt kinda honored in a way for someone to celebrate a win like this, since korea went out as well...anyways i am hopefull to meet you again in 2026 and maybe we are the winners then ;DD@@accel_7

    • @jps_user20
      @jps_user20 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@accel_7 nah, the korean keeper is the MVP by stopping on target shots although it's close to non existant that day

  • @drift3426
    @drift3426 6 месяцев назад +17

    Manuel Neuer was not even supposed to be first choice, or even second choice in 2010 but a tragic death alongside a rib injury to the ones ahead of him happened

    • @bundesautobahn7
      @bundesautobahn7 6 месяцев назад +11

      Robert Enke, him throwing himself in front of a train. The most tragic death in the history of German football.

  • @DerZylinder
    @DerZylinder 6 месяцев назад +25

    I will forever say it, it was More fun Watching my home club Stuttgart almost getting relegated then Watching my Country in the 2022 World Cup

  • @ADHDfinalboss
    @ADHDfinalboss 6 месяцев назад +40

    WAKE UP BABE NEW MAQWELL LEGACY OF FAILURES VIDEO ESSAY JUST DROPPED

  • @AnisRameshni
    @AnisRameshni 6 месяцев назад +83

    The LUCAS PODOLSKI every time he touched the ball had me rolling😂

  • @apeacefulfriend2936
    @apeacefulfriend2936 6 месяцев назад +10

    A bit of a shame, that Maqwell forgot to talk about Germany's participations at the Confederations Cup 2005 (They were allowed to participate because of being next World Cup hosts) and 2017 (They were allowed to participate because of being World Champions).
    Might not have had any significance, but both tournaments showed the problems and potentials of the German NT for their next respective world cups. While Germany finished 3rd Place (Bronze) at home after a wild match for 3rd Place against Mexico (4:3 aet) and proved their mental strength against their opponents, Germany conceded very many goals when playing against its opponents, letting many wishes for the Defense open and not fully eliminating all doubts yet.
    The Confederations Cup 2017 in Russia, the last edition of this mini world cup up to date, was the third participation for Germany, where they took their B-Team with the likes of among others Goretzka, Ter Stegen and Stindl to the tournament. The reason was to leave most players from the A-Team out and allow them to rest during the summer break, while also giving more players a chance to get nominated for the next world cup. Despite Germany's defense was also not the best one and Ter Stegen letted more goals into the back of the net than Bayern Munich leaving Dortmund chances to win the Bundesliga last season, the B-Team managed to get it done and defeating Australia 3-2, drawing 1-1 to Chile and then winning Group B after a 3-1 Win over Cameroon. The semi against Mexico was, unlike 2005, a pretty one-sided match where they dumped the North Americans 4-1 (they lost 3rd place to Portugal afterwards 1-2 aet bruh). Germany on the other hand went to their first final in the Confederations Cup and defeated Chile after a fatal mistake by the Goalkeeper early in the first half 1-0. Stindl ended up being Top scorer of the tournament, who also scored the winning goal in the final.
    The Win of the Confederations Cup with the B-Team was very likely another major factor, why the horrible World Cup campaign a year later was the more shocking.

  • @parrin96
    @parrin96 6 месяцев назад +308

    That 2014 Germany v Algeria game was one of the best games of football I’ve ever seen. I’ll never forget it.

    • @chaoucheAhmed98
      @chaoucheAhmed98 6 месяцев назад +16

      Yeah we put a good game against Germany lot of chances great football

    • @niismo.
      @niismo. 6 месяцев назад +33

      It was THE key game for turning the revolution of the goalkeeper position mainstream in a breath taking way. Everyone in Germany sees the game as the Manuel Neuer Masterclass which defined his career.

    • @alicewang5398
      @alicewang5398 5 месяцев назад +5

      that game was basically Neuer vs Algeria. Neuer literally became famous for sweeper keeping cause of that. Awesome match

    • @stefanh659
      @stefanh659 4 месяца назад

      Manuel Neuer

    • @nucha2fb
      @nucha2fb 3 месяца назад +1

      I feel like they were our toughest opponent that world cup, I know Argentina was barely won but Algeria had us on our back foot.

  • @kimberlysoberano7826
    @kimberlysoberano7826 6 месяцев назад +7

    I'm of Argentine descent and I remember rooting for the Germans for the last 6 years and during the 2022 FIFA WC 😭😭 I have a kinda small connection with one of the players (Leroy Sané specially) because his wife; I used too spoke to her on Snapchat lol is from my home state (California) and from the local county (San Bernadino county) where I was raised however I watched Germany for the whole squad.

  • @dennis9353
    @dennis9353 6 месяцев назад +11

    man it's such a shame what happened to our nationalteam after 2014 because we have so many really good players like havertz, kimmich, rüdiger, musiala, wirtz, sane, their problem is that somehow they all play like they don't care playing for the colours,for the badge , but tbh. i still got hope that we some day come back with big talents like newly called up Aleksander Pavlovic , musiala, wirtz and others

  • @vongustrow9238
    @vongustrow9238 2 месяца назад +5

    I cant believe the famous Eistonne didn't get a mention

  • @noelr3901
    @noelr3901 6 месяцев назад +19

    wir sind sowas von zurück jungs und mädels

  • @hank5782
    @hank5782 6 месяцев назад +8

    51:58 funfact regarding Pawel Janas is that he didn't even called Champions League winner Jerzy Dudek for the World Cup 2006, same goes with Tomasz Frankowski (who was like Polish Jordan Pefok at the time) and Bartosz Bosacki who ironically scored the only 2 goals for Poland in this World Cup as he was a sub for unfortunatly injured Damian Gorawski.
    I know, Maqwell moaning about Gregg Berhalter calls for USMNT for the World Cup 2022 was hilarious, but Paweł Janas calls for World Cup 2006 are on a different level, believe it or not.
    Edit: Poland National Team - legacy of failure video really begs to be made.

  • @TheBusbyBabes
    @TheBusbyBabes 6 месяцев назад +56

    the biggest hope for the short future is the squad nagelsmann nominated for this international football break, leaving out players like, gnabry, goretzka, schlotterbeck and süle and nominating more inform players from stuttgart and leverkusen. something germany hasnt seen in a decade

    • @user-sr3sf
      @user-sr3sf 6 месяцев назад +10

      Scholotterbeck and Sule are arguably the worst center back duo Germany ever had

  • @lugerry
    @lugerry 6 месяцев назад +58

    Finally another maqwell video to edge too

    • @itsdungitv
      @itsdungitv 6 месяцев назад +11

      Yeah bud. Your done 🤦🏿‍♂️😭

    • @russellmellott452
      @russellmellott452 6 месяцев назад +4

      U need ur own restaurant bc ur cooking rn

  • @mgutierrez2351
    @mgutierrez2351 6 месяцев назад +11

    As a Barcelona fan watching this video and seing that Hans Flick segment…
    Is this the coach that scores us 8???
    Is this the coach everyone says is unbeatable???
    Is this our next coach???

    • @davinnicode
      @davinnicode 6 месяцев назад +4

      He was shambolic as the manager of Germany. I’d even say he was together with Ribbeck the worst manager we ever had.

    • @guts1952
      @guts1952 2 месяца назад

      @@davinnicodewithout a doubt in my mind if you manage to perform your job in the middle of the season so horribly that you get fired it just shows you’re not the right person do be in that position

  • @thomasandrewhitchen273
    @thomasandrewhitchen273 6 месяцев назад +11

    1:11:30 Was not expecting to see Eric Bischoff in a Maqwell video!

  • @person9735
    @person9735 6 месяцев назад +4

    31:47 Mathias Sammer, a German defender of Borussia Dortmund also won the Ballon d'Or in 1996

    • @Alienjujitsu
      @Alienjujitsu 6 месяцев назад

      Yes i noticed that 2 👍🏻⚽

  • @mcanty
    @mcanty 4 месяца назад +3

    as a mexican, watching the 7-1 match still gives me joy and a way to completely ignore the 7-0 loss against chile

  • @RojoShaKi
    @RojoShaKi 6 месяцев назад +40

    As a German I can say, that I used to believe that no generation could ever be worse than the one between 1998 and 2004, but I was so wrong...
    Since the World Cup 2018 the German Football has been being in the darkest age in their history. The difference is, that in the begin of the 2000s, the Germans didn't have a lot of talents besides Ballack and Kahn. Even Klose was just an average player at that time, so it was really dificult to achieve something with this lack of talent. But now we have so many talents and top players like Neuer, Rüdiger, Kroos, Müller, Wirtz, Musiala, Gündogan and yes, even Kimmich is doing much better than our former Players 20 years ago, and they were still able to be knocked out in the World Cup Group stages twice in a row, which it didn't happen before.

    • @bundesautobahn7
      @bundesautobahn7 6 месяцев назад +1

      I felt that since 2012, Joachim Löw overstayed his welcome. We didn't win 2014 because of him IMO, we won in spite of him. Perhaps the spirit of Campo Bahía, combined with a modern golden generation? Anyway, once Oliver Bierhoff started that "Die Mannschaft" gimmick, that's where we finally jumped the shark. And it's a good thing that Neuendorf killed "Die Mannschaft". If the upcoming Euro doesn't change anything, then we may face the worst case scenario that Italy has faced twice in a row: Das Aus in der WM-Qualifikation.

    • @GuntherSDoumson2178
      @GuntherSDoumson2178 6 месяцев назад

      2015 Mutti Merkel: Wir Schaffen Das! killed German Identity and Unity...

    • @user-sr3sf
      @user-sr3sf 6 месяцев назад

      Germany 2004 won Japan by 3-0.
      While the losers from now lost to them 2 times in a row

    • @ekuniverse1
      @ekuniverse1 6 месяцев назад +1

      Because the whole world started getting better at developing talent.

    • @RojoShaKi
      @RojoShaKi 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@bundesautobahn7 Nah thats not true, honestly without Löw we would have never won the World Cup in 2014. It was him that got inspired by the Tiki Taka Football from Spain and it was him that let the Germans play on quick counter attacks, which was their biggest strength at that time. I think until 2017 everything seemed to be fine, because they could have also won the EUROS in 2016, but it was just bad luck against the hosts France. I think the political and social pressure from 2018 was too much hitting on that team, especially on Özil, and the country didn't really focus on the game but on him and the picture with Erdogan. In 2021 it was the rainbow discussion and in 2022 once again. But don't get me wrong, I also stand against racism and homophobia and I also pretected Özil and Gündogan back in 2018. I think the biggest problem was the bad communication from the DFB, especially from Bierhoff and Grindel. And what was also a big factor for the misery in the past few years is the odd talent system. I mean, besides Musiala and Wirtz, we almost have no special dribbling players in our team, and yes, even Germany used to have them, like Mehmet Scholl, Bernd Schneider, Ansgar Brinkmann or Mesut Özil, but the Youth performance centers of today don't really train those abilities anymore, because they think, that teamwork and condition would be much more important, which is probably true, but that doesn't mean that it's unnecessary to train it.

  • @maxthatsit2283
    @maxthatsit2283 6 месяцев назад +5

    As a german it gives me so much joy to see how bad the national team is.
    It lets me know that there is always someone who fails more than me, lmao

  • @BasileosAlexios
    @BasileosAlexios 3 месяца назад +3

    Regarding the DEFCON 1 joke: As a Brazilian, I didn't understood why Poland is in our group. I get the Malvines/Falkland thing with Argentina and England (where Brazil sold guns for both back then) but I'm scratching my head over Poland being there.

  • @Maxi_94
    @Maxi_94 3 месяца назад +2

    Kroos wouldn't have really slipped through without the "Reboot". The thing is that Hansa Rostock (who were in the Bundesliga at the time) wanted Kroos' father Roland as a coach for their youth academy as he did the job for Greifswalder FC very successfully and he was welcome to bring his two talented sons Toni and Felix (who went on to play for Werder and Union) into the club.
    Roland works for Greifswald again by the way (after leading the Hansa youth academy to a German U19 title in 2010) and just missed out on relegation to the 3rd League.

  • @kickerich9402
    @kickerich9402 6 месяцев назад +3

    Im putting this in another comment: What a fantastic video. Probably the best comprehensive video about german football ive ever seen. Respects from Germany brother

  • @TheMrFishnDucks
    @TheMrFishnDucks 4 месяца назад +3

    A great watch and very informative. This has explained a lot for what is happening to Germany. Nice video. Keep up the good work.

  • @maurodriguesxr
    @maurodriguesxr 6 месяцев назад +3

    There are some little inaccuracies here and there, but overall... WOW!!!
    Very well done video about the history of Germany and the history of German football.
    Congratulations! Not only recognizing the effort that you'd put into this, but also for the quality of the video.

  • @LiteralFilth
    @LiteralFilth 6 месяцев назад +29

    1 hour and 30 minutes? I don't think I can hold it in for THAT long maqwell.

  • @agustinjr.enriquez6238
    @agustinjr.enriquez6238 6 месяцев назад +5

    Please do the downfall of 2008-2012 Spain, arguably one of the best teams ever assembled

  • @Hairenuts
    @Hairenuts 6 месяцев назад +24

    absolutely love Maxwell video essays

  • @eno3085
    @eno3085 6 месяцев назад +2

    Pretty good anaysis.
    I have another point why german recrutememt isnt working. The only way into top football is through the 150ish NLZ's. Players outside of these ranks have nearly no chance of getting into the top tier when there isnt a godd coach or scout involved which gets him up the tiers.
    Examples where it worked out are Niklas Füllkrug
    Jan-Niklas Beste (he could be a wild card for the Euros because he is such a talented Free-Kick taker)
    Deniz Undav (i personaly remember him playing against my team in the german 3rd tier)

  • @Nadia1989
    @Nadia1989 4 месяца назад +6

    I saw this before the title and thumbnail change

  • @Emmanuelw2Ms
    @Emmanuelw2Ms 6 месяцев назад +1

    20:41 Bro, I can't get enough of that bonk sound from that can on someone's head. Caught me so off guard 😂

  • @Mizumisha
    @Mizumisha 3 месяца назад +3

    shouldve mentioned in the brazil vs germany 2014 that the only reason it was 7-1 and not more was because the team was told to chill out at half time just out of empathy

  • @DJAudiowave
    @DJAudiowave 4 месяца назад +1

    This has been one of my favorite videos to date. I’ll be visiting Germany for the Euros and as interested as I am in German culture & history in general, this was incredibly insightful for the Football culture and history that I undoubtedly will witness first hand. Kudos for doing such a fantastic job putting this all together and giving us all exceptional context to an already challenging period in the countries sport. You’re the best Maqwell!

  • @motherboard06
    @motherboard06 6 месяцев назад +5

    Maxwell’s magnum opus has arrived, thank you for this my guy 🙏

  • @orangesaldur1828
    @orangesaldur1828 6 месяцев назад +3

    Well as a german i feel qualified to say that the current state of the DFB and Die Mannschaft is horrific. Germany has world class players and world class coaches (yes i counted Hansi Flick as world class coach cus he won a freaking sextuple with a great but still not the best team in club football at the time) yet still we fumble our way trough international games. Thinking back at the 0:2 against Austria last year which was the worst internation game i watched in my live made me feel ashamed of what has become of my Mannschaft. With Nagelsmann leaving after the Euros i can't even see it getting better in the near future. I'm sure that Germany won't get out of the group Stages in the Euros and even if they do then they are going to fail in the round of 16 like last time. Just thinking of another disapointing turnament performance makes me sad. Hopefully it will get better. With all the young german talents and a proper Coach who combines the strenght of his players instead of forcing them into his sytem Germany can be great again one day...

  • @ezraezra2928
    @ezraezra2928 6 месяцев назад +12

    Finally, another Maqwell's breathtaking essay videos regarding the failures of big teams. Would be hillarious to make England's national team (since 1966) as well.
    Some important infos (there were too many comments, but I will add missing ones:
    1.52:49 Jens Lehmann had a good performance during the 2005/06 season, which is the reason Klinsmann favoured him in the World Cup. His performance with Arsenal during the Champions League was insane that the North London team had a clean sheet in 10 games up until the Final against Barcelona in Paris, at which he was disgracefully sent off for the reckless tackle with Samuel Eto'o. Lehmann had even denied Roman Riquelme's penalty in dying minutes that would have sent the 2nd leg tie of semifinal against Villarreal into the extra time. In fact, Arsenal should have won the Champions League if Lehmann didn't sent off!
    1.1:20:19 While it's a clearly off-topic, I would also mention out that the women's football of Germany were in the shambolic form. Even though they had recently qualified for the next Olympics through the Nations League results, the women's team had some dreadful form, particularly the last Women's World Cup in Australia and New Zealand. Despite beating Morocco 6-0 in the opening game, they surprisingly lost to Colombia and were eliminated after failing to beat South Korea and Morocco beat Colombia to leapfrog Germans. They also had a bad luck in the last 2 Womens Euros, even losing to England in the most recent Womens Euro Final at Wembley. Not to mention, they had some shock results in friendlies, such as losing 2-3 to newcomer Zambia.

    • @GuntherSDoumson2178
      @GuntherSDoumson2178 6 месяцев назад +4

      And Holland the ultimate chokers. Holland Italy EURO 2000 was het biggest bottle ever served!

    • @ezraezra2928
      @ezraezra2928 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@GuntherSDoumson2178 They played so well at that time, even supported by home fans, plus Patrick Kluivert factor.
      The 2010 World Cup was also the biggest bottlejob for Holland. Being supreme against Brazil and Uruguay, they ended up playing anti-football vs Spain in the Final, as Johan Cruyff said. It could have been even worse for Holland if De Jong was red carded.

  • @mickeymaus4799
    @mickeymaus4799 6 месяцев назад +3

    As a German, I was laughing my ass off in the 2018-2023 section. Thank you Maqwell

  • @noahbalboa9084
    @noahbalboa9084 3 месяца назад +1

    Such an underrated channel, tons of effort and research makes it so when i see these vids in my sub box i watch without hesitation

  • @odirilekgabo804
    @odirilekgabo804 6 месяцев назад +7

    lol crazy seeing this after they just beat France

    • @thecrimsondragon9744
      @thecrimsondragon9744 6 месяцев назад

      A good sign but I'd like to see consistency so more wins in the near future hopefully. We need a number 9 with a killer instinct still, and the defence is still looking patchy.

  • @freezyyt2691
    @freezyyt2691 6 месяцев назад +6

    You know it's gonna be a good day when maqwell makes a video essay

  • @shranobshrestha
    @shranobshrestha 6 месяцев назад +18

    1:17:30 angry fiago 🤣🤣🤣

    • @stefanrosu2708
      @stefanrosu2708 6 месяцев назад +1

      Fiago seeing Hamburg bottle promotion time and time again.

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 6 месяцев назад +2

    I wouldn't worry too much. German football tends to bounce back and forth every other generation. They went from being super dominant in the 80s, reaching three World Cup Finals in a row (winning the third one) in 1982, 86 and finally champions in 1990. Then in the 90s they were completely inconsequential, with forgettable World Cups in 1994 and 1998. Then in the 2000s they again became important, and now they are falling off again. Just look at the years Germany won a World Cup, 1954, 1974, 1990 and 2014. See how far away each year is from one another? Just give it 5 or 10 more years, and Germany will become a powerful force again and most likely win a 5th world cup.

  • @AndroidGamersReall
    @AndroidGamersReall 6 месяцев назад +5

    3-0😂 love you bro❤

  • @jarunia17
    @jarunia17 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bruh the edit of Fiago's reaction to the Qatar loss was hilarious, lots of great editing all around actually

  • @T-Natrix
    @T-Natrix 6 месяцев назад +7

    This mans videos have literally resurrected my attention span xD

  • @andrewmbaru
    @andrewmbaru 6 месяцев назад +2

    11:37 (far right)
    bruhhh how long has Thomas Muller been around for ??? 😂😂

  • @Tanukii94
    @Tanukii94 5 месяцев назад +1

    Lol watching the video again i just loveeeeeeee the intro. Feels like OG FIFA RUclipsrs promoting coins back in the days

  • @sadmanadib8536
    @sadmanadib8536 6 месяцев назад +4

    I was waiting for a Rummenigge mention because this guy is very good on my efootball team

  • @akhtar.rukhsana
    @akhtar.rukhsana 6 месяцев назад +7

    I was jumping in so much excitement that i didnt even realise that YOU HAVE MERCH NOW?
    Love how long you came Maqwell ^^

  • @firdausansarifard
    @firdausansarifard 6 месяцев назад +1

    when i see a 1-hour episode or longer by Maqwell, i really didnt hesitate

  • @calgofitness4299
    @calgofitness4299 6 месяцев назад +3

    Well as a Scot. I have full respect for Germany 🇩🇪 in the opening game of the Euros no matter what the result is. Hope it’s great for both teams 🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @koba2140
      @koba2140 6 месяцев назад +3

      🤝 from Germany 🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @benzo___
      @benzo___ 6 месяцев назад +3

      lets' go, maybe we can cook this time with Musiala X Wirtz, looking forward to facing you guys while having some beers, will definitely be an interesting match

    • @calgofitness4299
      @calgofitness4299 6 месяцев назад

      @@benzo___ cheers man you too and hey maybe you can share some Irn Bru with us. (the Scottish Coca Cola) lol

  • @scottbrayton9484
    @scottbrayton9484 6 месяцев назад +2

    Idk why is was thinking this, and to be clear Free palestine yesterday today and forever, but when that Israeli footballer cussed out Karim Benzema in double digit languages it was extremely funny

  • @leo-mf22
    @leo-mf22 6 месяцев назад +7

    The fact no one is talking about how detailed and well researched this video is... This is so well done!

  • @MontyElazegui
    @MontyElazegui 6 месяцев назад +6

    Love the Initial D shirt Maqwell 🔥

  • @NewForest1809
    @NewForest1809 6 месяцев назад +3

    Maqwell Easter Egg: Everytime Podolski Scored (what im Guessing) a Song that Was Dedicated to him played

  • @TheEverSoTalented
    @TheEverSoTalented 6 месяцев назад

    Well done my man, I must say this is the best most informative and entertaining 'documentary' on the German international team and at the same time the COMPLETE breakdown from how football began in Germany, the German FA (and controversy),the Bundaslega covering the highlights and lowlights.....and obviously the two great world wars and the German part in what can only be described as an epic tradegy which all sports were nothing as human beings fought for the real prize - A PEACEFUL LIFE..and how sports can also bring people together vis-a-vis East and West Germans and through a thorough change in attitudes we arrive in the 21st century with International teams only fighting for trophies...and long may it remain so. Like I said before I.got carried away this is the best video on not only German but European and and World football!
    This should be required viewing for ALL academy youngsters..
    Well Done 👌

  • @namphongnguyen590
    @namphongnguyen590 4 месяца назад +4

    why the title change?

    • @user-bh7pj4fz1w
      @user-bh7pj4fz1w 3 месяца назад +3

      Because Germany actually has hope now and a top contender now

  • @LPgeneratorx
    @LPgeneratorx 6 месяцев назад +1

    Maqwell national team essays are some of my favorite football content on the site
    Based on how things are going for Germany right now this video is gonna have an addendum by the end of the Euros

  • @pessipenaldopenalty
    @pessipenaldopenalty 6 месяцев назад +3

    Now make a video about Vietnam the most finished national team 😂

  • @HolyPire
    @HolyPire 2 месяца назад +1

    I was skipping that video after thas cringy t shirt adverts, but sticked and was surprised you got it right that the first german club was founded in Germany was in Dresden! Greets from Dresden. Keep going! Sub earned!

  • @arpitbhaskar3712
    @arpitbhaskar3712 5 месяцев назад +2

    Still waiting for that Chinese Super League video essay

  • @eduardomorales5185
    @eduardomorales5185 6 месяцев назад +1

    Now make a video about the Chilean national team on how they went from winning back to back copa Americas by beating Argentina with both games in PKs and how they missed two straight World Cup appearances

  • @uglyunicorn5622
    @uglyunicorn5622 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Mario Goatze" - LilyPichu, 2014

  • @Jonv1218
    @Jonv1218 6 месяцев назад +1

    That Steelers diss for 2018 Germany was not needed (but damn is it accurate,pain)

  • @alexkosteski7377
    @alexkosteski7377 6 месяцев назад +1

    I really Can't believe Fullkrug did not start in any of the Group Matches this Guy was a great Goalscorer.

  • @europe5281
    @europe5281 6 месяцев назад +11

    This aged like milk

    • @Randomaccount9470
      @Randomaccount9470 5 месяцев назад +1

      Because of friendlies really 😂, you use those to let subs and youngsters stretch their legs

    • @mainao3443
      @mainao3443 5 месяцев назад

      Just cuz they did good on a FRIENDLY, here you dropped this 🤡

  • @nevenpatrk9661
    @nevenpatrk9661 6 месяцев назад +2

    Man your choice of memes is exceptional in your vids. They definitely play a part in what makes these videos so fun.

  • @KremBotop
    @KremBotop 6 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that Peru just couldn't even draw against the worst Germany in years while many others successfully beat it shows just how horribly rough its Reynoso era was.

  • @mrmultiverse1685
    @mrmultiverse1685 2 месяца назад +1

    It wasn't just the Özil-Gündogan scandal that was going on at the time. There was also a political discussion about whether the Germans should show their flag or not. And I think they changed the name of the 'German national team' to 'the team', which pissed off a lot of Germans.
    It was a dark time for German football and I am very glad that the last European Football Championship was so much fun.
    For me, it was as if the whole country had changed and that was nice.
    🇩🇪 ⚽️

  •  5 месяцев назад +1

    Man, my middle name is - was supposed to be Fuchs - Fucks because my greatgrandpa barely escaped from Germany and went to Brazil

  • @CB7SCOTLAND
    @CB7SCOTLAND 6 месяцев назад +3

    The history of the Scottish national team/scottish football has to happen considering we are the founders of football up the Scots 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @alexwinfield9540
      @alexwinfield9540 4 месяца назад

      That and the fact you are dog shit but still act like you somehow matter

  • @mikhi32
    @mikhi32 6 месяцев назад +1

    Another story similar to one you told in the video. Some german officers played againts the resistance in italy during 1944. Ironically, they lost 1-0

  • @JosiahYTQuiravoFC
    @JosiahYTQuiravoFC 6 месяцев назад +12

    As A Germany Fan, I Blamed There Former Coach For Making My Favourite National Team Loss To Japan Twice

  • @mohit4679
    @mohit4679 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bills catching uneccessary strays

  • @nexogames8703
    @nexogames8703 6 месяцев назад +5

    I’ve been waiting for this it has made my morning

  • @Ananas-280
    @Ananas-280 6 месяцев назад +2

    Oh my.....as a German this is gonna be so painful to watch
    Ay ay ayiii

  • @burakalp34
    @burakalp34 6 месяцев назад +4

    Babe wake up, Germany video essay dropped

  • @The_Eray
    @The_Eray 3 месяца назад +1

    54:16 no way maqwell using the song Wildfire fron HSR

  • @Y4yangg
    @Y4yangg 6 месяцев назад +2

    bro, I want to ask, how many days are there in 1 month? 3 0 ?

  • @ZuggiDnB
    @ZuggiDnB 6 месяцев назад

    Excellent video bro. As someone who speaks German as a second language, I thought you did a great job with the pronunciation of a lot of the German names and words. Great depth to the history, players, games etc- really enjoyed it!

  • @stevenalmeida5716
    @stevenalmeida5716 6 месяцев назад +2

    1:11:30 thats fucking Eric Bischoff from WCW/ WWE

  • @oktoberfest2140
    @oktoberfest2140 6 месяцев назад +4

    damn, i know this video is gonna hurt even before watching it but its so true......we suck atm, idk how with the squad we have but we do.....hope is not lost for the Euros tho :DD
    ngl 2014 was the best year ever, i turned 18 in march, finished school in may and then we won the WC in brazil of all places....best summer ever.....ever since then with the exception of euros 2016 it has been an absolute shitshow, like the team is always ok-ish, never the top top favorits but never trashm yet they cant win shit.....bruh and that loss to england in the euros.....dont get me wrong englnd was better but i much rather lose to anyone else then to them, i think other germans or english fans will understand what i am saying here :DD

  • @Harun-hr4em
    @Harun-hr4em 6 месяцев назад +1

    Romans : it took us 100 years to build Rome
    Maqwell : it took me more