Dinosaur Cop: Hunting down criminals (and small mammels) Pig Cop: Able to sniff out crimes Alien Cop: He's out of this world Simense Cops: They are twice the cop of most people Sofa Cop: He doesn't take crime laying down
You think thats bad? Im partnered with a robot, a cartoon cat, a possessed store mannequin, a ballet dancer and my own father from a post apocalyptic future.
Micheal Polant The scientist who made him forgot to program him the Three Laws Of Robotics. Its like having Bender from Futurama in the car, except with less cigar smoke and alcoholism.
It’s amazing that they did the same spontaneous combustion joke in less than ninety seconds and it all worked. This is good direction working with great writing.
No it was slept on by somebody on the force and it blackmailed its way on because let's just say the other participant was very underage like -45, it works with time travel
Most of these jokes are a mellow form of modern movie tropes. They aren't even jokes anymore. Also maybe it's just me but making fun of celebrities today just seems lazy or mean compared to back then when you knew nothing about most of them.
@@AntiNihilist no. I was around during that time. It was back when movies were great and everybody liked celebrities. Today's movies are huge clichéd messes with every pretending "A-list star" acting like they are running the whole country themselves. Sorry to sound like an old man but today's movies are crap.
@@BeardofBeesPool And they're already shit. But to be honest, I am speaking about American movies. I do hear great things coming out of Asian cinema without all the woke shit that seems to permeate the west. Shit like a brown "SNOW WHITE".
They really SHOULD make a movie about Clint Eastwood teaming up with a dinosaur. Bonus points if he rides it like a horse (then they could call it "Scale Rider")
And this is why The Critic is so missed as so far superior to Family Guy, American Dad, and later seasons of The Simpsons. This was back in the day when writers were smart enough to cram 10 jokes into a minute instead of taking one joke and beating the audience over the head with it until they fall asleep (I'm looking at you Family Guy).
I’m partnered with a raccoon, a masked wrestler, an astronaut, a coffee maker and Dan backslide! “A runabout. I’LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNO- **BOOOM!**
Oh please, I got partnered with all things, The Mario Bros, a muscular clown, a can of tuna, Mr. Spock, the entire population of Zimbabwe, a sandwich and Justin Bieber. JB: Baby, Baby, Baby Oh- (Explodes)
You think you have problems, I'm partnered with a time-lost civil war soldier form the north, a carnival worker, a bear, a landscape artist, and a live bomb (Soldier explodes)
Civil War Soldier Dearest Mother: I have great news. I have somehow stumbled into the future. I have learned that our glorious Union forces have won. I shall return to you one day. Your Amos- BOOM!
Pfff, you people complaining don't know how hard I have it. I'm partnered with Jeff Goldblum, Torgo from Manos The Hands of Fate, Secretariat, a plastic bag, a piece of paper and a video cassette player.
Lets see, the dinosaur is a reference to Theodore Rex, the little kid from Cop and a Half, the alien from Alienation, the rookie is from The Rookie (Clint Eastwood 1990), I don't know where just "a woman" came from.
@Thiago de Andrade Tom Hanks did Turner & Hooch with a mastiff, while Burt Reynolds did Cop & a Half with a sassy black kid that went on to become Enormus.
Well that's nothing! I'm partnered with Don Jonson, Steven Segall, Chuck Norris, Batman, a fat kid, my math teacher, a book salesman, and a Voltorb! Voltorb blows up
Compared to you guys, my bomb disposal team, which I barely had a say on who to recruit, consists of: -a jester -Rob Schnider -Sailor Mercury/Ami -a microwave -a cactus -And Glutko from the awful CDI Games Glutko: Oh goody! Bombs for the main course! *eats bomb* Uh-oh!!! *explodes*
Oh please, I got partnered with a Giant Robot, Jay Sherman, Ken Masters from Street Fighter, Pepsiman, Mr T, the entire population of Canada, a Coke and Rainer Wolfcastle AKA McBain. McBain: MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Explodes)
This show needs to be around today so it can skewer modern moviemaking cliches. This is so awesome it's unbelievable. Almost like revenge against all the crap Hollywood has put out there.
- A woman is 'The Enforcer' - A child is 'Cop and a Half' - A dog is 'K-9' - A dinosaur is 'Theodore Rex' - An alien - Alien Nation - Siamese twins - Siamese Cop Not sure about the pig and the mime though.
You guys think you have it bad?! My classmates consists of Captain Planet, an anime school girl, Sheldon Cooper, a version of me where I am supreme ruler of the world and Porkins from Star Wars:A New Hope.
Yet somehow the team of Fred Flinstone, Tim Curry, Shortround, and a radio transmitter keeps snagging all of your investigations. Don't trust the transmitter, he's a clever bastard!
"I'm on the phone with the spastic colon people, and their not too happy. Can you hold? Oh, you can't?" Oh, that was just icing on the cake. Man... I want the critic back.
Many years ago I worked with a guy I didn't like that much. One day he called in sick citing 'Spastic colon' and the boss asked me to let people know he wasn't coming in. So I sent an all staff email saying he'd called in sick with 'Spastic colon'. Boss told me I was very cruel...
The reason why I started watching Family Guy back in 1999 was because i was using it to fill the gap in my heart that was The Critic. The reason why Family Guy (at least season one) and the Critic are close is because they are both about people who are stuck watching bad Hollywood produced crap and making fun of that crap with great parody. Did I mention that I'm only referring to Family Guy Season ONE!
nya, what a nonsense. I am associated with an Irish girl, a French anthropomorphic rabbit, a grouse with gastritis, a cake with an hilarious hat and a very annoying insurance salesman. annoying insurance salesman: guys, I have talked you about the new policy ...? *the salesman explodes* everybody: ¡oh, yeeeeaaaah!
@@DasKame I also forgot Clint Eastwood also did a partner with a chimp which I think this is also spoofing.the fact he did a ridiculous team up with an animal.
This is nothing. I'm partnered with a lesbian, a ball park mascot, a potato chip with Jesus's face, an Elvis impersator, the kid from Modern Family, and a bundle of TNT. TNT: I just transferre- (Modern Family kid explodes)
This clip is comedy gold. But that ending gets me going for the longest time!
"Can you hold? Oh. You can't."
Dinosaur Cop: Hunting down criminals (and small mammels)
Pig Cop: Able to sniff out crimes
Alien Cop: He's out of this world
Simense Cops: They are twice the cop of most people
Sofa Cop: He doesn't take crime laying down
Dammit, sofa! You're a loose cannon, and you give the force a bad name. But, dammit, you get results.
the sofa works his way up in the police force and teams up with Joe "Kaz" Kazinsky in LA.
SuperMonkey94 I was thinking the same
SuperMonkey94 would the pilot include his relocation from Miami? actually that would set up the cross over perfectly.🤔
Correction: you give the force a bad meme
insert_name_here92 sofá is op please nerf
You think thats bad? Im partnered with a robot, a cartoon cat, a possessed store mannequin, a ballet dancer and my own father from a post apocalyptic future.
Is being partnered with a robot bad?
Micheal Polant
The scientist who made him forgot to program him the Three Laws Of Robotics. Its like having Bender from Futurama in the car, except with less cigar smoke and alcoholism.
Henrik Magnusson Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Henrik Magnusson You think THAT'S bad, I'm partnered with Sinbad, Ed Koch, a backscratcher, a Family Guy cutaway gag, and the kid from Blank Check
Kairu Hakubi I'm partnered with Pauly Shore, Carrot Top, Andy Dick, Pikachu and Uwe Boll.
Damn...that Mime was just _two days_ to retirement.
It’s amazing that they did the same spontaneous combustion joke in less than ninety seconds and it all worked.
This is good direction working with great writing.
3 times in 90 seconds
The exploding Leprechaun and Second Rate Mime always get me.
You left out the rookie
Lies again? Captain Of Euro
That mine was two days till retirement!
Ahh thats nothing Im partnered with a basking shark, the ghost of Richard Nixon, a hasidic ninja, and Shia LaBeouf
LeBeouf: JUST DO It! DO IT *BOOM*
I’m guessing the only way the sofa got on the force was it slept with one of the higher ups.
No it was slept on by somebody on the force and it blackmailed its way on because let's just say the other participant was very underage like -45, it works with time travel
That leprechaun didn't seem so lucky to me.
He was half garden gnome on his mother's side
@@angbandsbane funny I didn't think gnomes and leprechauns were capable of reproducing together
@@garganroseEver been to DeviantArt? [WARNING: do not go to Deviantart if you value sanity]
So much comic gold here, but it's the sofa that kills me every time.
He's been a double agent the whole time!!
it's all in the way Arnold says 'sooofa'
"I'm on the phone with the spastic colon people. Can you hold? Oh, you can't..."
Yeah, I laughed pretty hard to that. The Critic totally needs to make a comeback.
They tried making an internet series for it but it failed horribly
what a Duketastrophe
The critic would absolutely work in today's age of "It's already shit" movie culture.
Most of these jokes are a mellow form of modern movie tropes. They aren't even jokes anymore.
Also maybe it's just me but making fun of celebrities today just seems lazy or mean compared to back then when you knew nothing about most of them.
That would be interesting to see, the type of Movies it made fun of no longer exist. I wonder what targets it go after if it ever came back.
@@AntiNihilist no. I was around during that time. It was back when movies were great and everybody liked celebrities. Today's movies are huge clichéd messes with every pretending "A-list star" acting like they are running the whole country themselves. Sorry to sound like an old man but today's movies are crap.
13,457 movies were released this year. Y'all seen none of them 🤣
@@BeardofBeesPool And they're already shit. But to be honest, I am speaking about American movies. I do hear great things coming out of Asian cinema without all the woke shit that seems to permeate the west. Shit like a brown "SNOW WHITE".
They really SHOULD make a movie about Clint Eastwood teaming up with a dinosaur. Bonus points if he rides it like a horse (then they could call it "Scale Rider")
It was a wink at the Whoopie Goldberg Movie
Kung fury
Oh my God The Critic was absolute gold. Absolutely ahead of its time in every way possible. Family Guy wouldn't exist if it wasn't for this show
Second-Rate Mime always gets me. "'ey! I'm trapped in a box! I can't...**boom**"
Would Arnold be happy if he was teamed up with a first-rate mime!
And this is why The Critic is so missed as so far superior to Family Guy, American Dad, and later seasons of The Simpsons. This was back in the day when writers were smart enough to cram 10 jokes into a minute instead of taking one joke and beating the audience over the head with it until they fall asleep (I'm looking at you Family Guy).
It was smart enough to end early before it lost it's soul.
Michael bay must of been directi
Gay
And fake . But mostly gay . Completely fake .
BOYERChRoNiC yes yes i know michael bay is fake and g-
He yeah be like, "let me try, 💥"
I’m partnered with a raccoon, a masked wrestler, an astronaut, a coffee maker and Dan backslide!
“A runabout. I’LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNO- **BOOOM!**
“I HATE TOM…I HATE DICK…I HATE LARRY!”
Proceeds to drink numerous shots*
I HATE TOM! I HATE DICK! I HATE LARRY!
Drinks numerous shots*
The explosions always make me lose it. 🤣
Oh please, I got partnered with all things, The Mario Bros, a muscular clown, a can of tuna, Mr. Spock, the entire population of Zimbabwe, a sandwich and Justin Bieber.
JB: Baby, Baby, Baby Oh- (Explodes)
Ah, Justin Bieber jokes back when he was an obnoxious teenage brat. Still feels like yesterday, doesn't it?
You think you have problems, I'm partnered with a time-lost civil war soldier form the north, a carnival worker, a bear, a landscape artist, and a live bomb
(Soldier explodes)
Alterego912 “That’s a new one on me.”
Civil War Soldier
Dearest Mother:
I have great news. I have somehow stumbled into the future. I have learned that our glorious Union forces have won.
I shall return to you one day.
Your
Amos- BOOM!
Pfff, you people complaining don't know how hard I have it. I'm partnered with Jeff Goldblum, Torgo from Manos The Hands of Fate, Secretariat, a plastic bag, a piece of paper and a video cassette player.
You tink you have it bad? I'm partnered wit' a pair of gloves, a pencil, a microscopic organism, a half developed fetus, and Micheal J. Fox.
"Hey, nobody calls me chicken!"
*Explodes*
"You cannot stay. The Master would not approve. (beat) You cannot--" KABOOM!!!
Oh yeah, I got teamed up with a stick of gum and a broken ruler :(
who the HELL is running the Human Resources departments in these L.A. police stations?
Billy was voiced by Kath Soucie in season 1, episode 3 of The Critic and Nancy Cartwright in season 2, episode 7 of The Critic.
I watch this every St. Patrick's Day....for that one member of Dirty Harry's team who just couldn't be on the team.
Man I miss this show..
Lets see, the dinosaur is a reference to Theodore Rex, the little kid from Cop and a Half, the alien from Alienation, the rookie is from The Rookie (Clint Eastwood 1990), I don't know where just "a woman" came from.
OK, just saw Dirty Harry 1-4; this clips makes a whole lot more sense. The woman is from DH3. Also his partners are like redshirts.
There were four Dirty Harry Movies?
@@KRobinson-ko1ne Five
This movie is gonna be gre-(BOOM~!)
Hi I'll be your lucky charm Hey I'm stuck in a box I can't
Stop exploding you cowards!
"im partnered with a pig"
well thats pretty normal
23 people have been diagnosed with an unidentified yellow discharge.
0:50 the dinosaur doing the pee dance is gold
Puh! Tell me about it. I'm partnered with 3 Warner siblings, Chicken Boo, Pinky & the Brain, Slappy the Squirrel, and Katie Ka-BOOM!!
- VJ
Actually.... that’s not bad
Until you tell Katie she’s overreacting 💥
Clint Eastwood playing Callahan in the parody of the movie got voiced by Jon Lovitz.
Sad part is, they've actually made at least four movies with such partners; Whoopie Goldberg got the honor of pairing up with a dinosaur
The dinosaur thing, yes. The woman one is actually an Eastwood movie. What are the other two? The kid one is one of them?
@Thiago de Andrade Tom Hanks did Turner & Hooch with a mastiff, while Burt Reynolds did Cop & a Half with a sassy black kid that went on to become Enormus.
You think you’ve got it rough? I’m partnered up with a Mexican, a midget, a basketball player, an adorable puppy and Rosie O’Donnell.
Rosie blows up!
"I've got the spastic colon people on the phone, and they're not happy... Can you hold? Oh, you can't..."
xD
Well that's nothing! I'm partnered with Don Jonson, Steven Segall, Chuck Norris, Batman, a fat kid, my math teacher, a book salesman, and a Voltorb!
Voltorb blows up
Who’s playing Batman? Ben Afflek? And is the book salesman Jay Sherman himself?
“But my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!”
@@KRobinson-ko1ne The standee explodes.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
@jedidarrick Me: That's the worst? I'm partnered up with a Rooster,the alien from loony toons,a mouse-trap,and a talking mop!
Mop: And i'm a-*BOOM!*
Compared to you guys, my bomb disposal team, which I barely had a say on who to recruit, consists of:
-a jester
-Rob Schnider
-Sailor Mercury/Ami
-a microwave
-a cactus
-And Glutko from the awful CDI Games
Glutko: Oh goody! Bombs for the main course! *eats bomb* Uh-oh!!! *explodes*
0:24 the fact that there are cop movies with all of these concepts (yes, including the dinosaur) makes this bit all the funnier
"Clint Eastwood returns as DIrty Harry in Beverly HIlls Robo K9 Cop-in-a-Half........2"
that made me lol
Wait - IT'S MR. PILKINGTON! His crude suspension bridge to Venezula worked! *puffs pipe*
Oh please, I got partnered with a Giant Robot, Jay Sherman, Ken Masters from Street Fighter, Pepsiman, Mr T, the entire population of Canada, a Coke and Rainer Wolfcastle AKA McBain.
McBain: MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Explodes)
They predicted Michael Bay.
How is this a prediction of Michael Bay?
0:29
Is that you Mr. Pilkington?
This show needs to be around today so it can skewer modern moviemaking cliches. This is so awesome it's unbelievable.
Almost like revenge against all the crap Hollywood has put out there.
What makes this great is that, aside from the leprechaun, and the sofa all those partners are from actual buddy cop films.
Which ones specifically?
- A woman is 'The Enforcer'
- A child is 'Cop and a Half'
- A dog is 'K-9'
- A dinosaur is 'Theodore Rex'
- An alien - Alien Nation
- Siamese twins - Siamese Cop
Not sure about the pig and the mime though.
You guys think you have it bad?! My classmates consists of Captain Planet, an anime school girl, Sheldon Cooper, a version of me where I am supreme ruler of the world and Porkins from Star Wars:A New Hope.
Yet somehow the team of Fred Flinstone, Tim Curry, Shortround, and a radio transmitter keeps snagging all of your investigations. Don't trust the transmitter, he's a clever bastard!
(knock knock knock) Penny. (knock knock knock) Penny. (knock knock knock)Pen-
(explodes)
Porkins: "These classmates...I CANT SHAKE EM"
Hey, at least Porkins CAN hold it.
which school girl?
Crime fighting leprechaun would be an awesome sidekick
I would go with the raptor.
Nya, I'll just say one thing "Theodore Rex" XDD
Every buddy cop film in a nutshell.
"I'm on the phone with the spastic colon people, and their not too happy. Can you hold? Oh, you can't?" Oh, that was just icing on the cake. Man... I want the critic back.
I wish I had a dinosaur
They REALLY need to bring this show back.
This series was gold.
Is there NOTHING Tom Brady can't do...?
0:16 Poor guy, didn't even finish a one-syllable word before going up.
The leprechaun got voiced by Nick Jameson.
I'm partnered with a jar of peanut butter, a vampire bat, a midget, catdog, and Nicholas Cage.
Miss this show so much.
Could be worse
You could be partnered with two teenagers and a monkey only to switch to a lava man, a preying mantis and a feline space pirate
"That's a new one on me," hahaha 🤣
Me: you guys think that's Bad? i'm partnered with an elf, an orc, a werewolf, a ninja and justin bieber!
Justin Bieber: Oh baby, bab - *BOOM!*
I have spastic colon and this episode chapped my ass.
You think that's bad? I got a gorilla, a blind violinist, an oven, the owner of a pub from Bar Rescue & the bones of the Elephant Man.
Is that raptor "Mr Pinklington", or just an ordinary raptor?
Many years ago I worked with a guy I didn't like that much. One day he called in sick citing 'Spastic colon' and the boss asked me to let people know he wasn't coming in. So I sent an all staff email saying he'd called in sick with 'Spastic colon'. Boss told me I was very cruel...
My favorite was the Dinosaur :P
The reason why I started watching Family Guy back in 1999 was because i was using it to fill the gap in my heart that was The Critic. The reason why Family Guy (at least season one) and the Critic are close is because they are both about people who are stuck watching bad Hollywood produced crap and making fun of that crap with great parody. Did I mention that I'm only referring to Family Guy Season ONE!
Stuff like this is better than what they have on TV now, they should bring back old shows like this instead of creating crappy new stuff.
Why couldn't this have been a real movie?
This was just under my recommendation after viewing another Clint Eastwood parody in an episode of The Simpsons. McGarnagle in Bart’s Inner Child
I guess you could say...
*Puts on sunglasses*
That leprechaun wasn't so lucky after all...
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
holy shit, that last line was gold
So I guess the velocrapters plan didn't work out?
Hey when Did Mr.Pilkington star in a movie
nya, what a nonsense. I am associated with an Irish girl, a French anthropomorphic rabbit, a grouse with gastritis, a cake with an hilarious hat and a very annoying insurance salesman.
annoying insurance salesman: guys, I have talked you about the new policy ...?
*the salesman explodes*
everybody: ¡oh, yeeeeaaaah!
1:01 Good grief, that's a running gag.
"That's a new one on me..."
0:31
Leprechaun: *Dances* I’ll be your lucky charm! *Explodes*
Guess not…
I had to dig up this clip to watch on St. Patrick's Day.
Funny enough there was a cop and a half 2. Plus I love how the skit placed a a Turner and Hooch reference in with the dog.
you forgot the "Theodore Rex" Movie for the Dinosaur
@@DasKame I also forgot Clint Eastwood also did a partner with a chimp which I think this is also spoofing.the fact he did a ridiculous team up with an animal.
Why did the mime explode? He broke the Mime Code of Silence.
Hopefully this comment is going to become really dated soon, but I would have lost it if the disease scale had landed on Ebola.
It's so nostalgic thinking about 2015 and the nonstop epidemic scares
@@KairuHakubi this didn't age well
Only if you bought into the hype the media won’t stop chugging
This is nothing. I'm partnered with a lesbian, a ball park mascot, a potato chip with Jesus's face, an Elvis impersator, the kid from Modern Family, and a bundle of TNT.
TNT: I just transferre- (Modern Family kid explodes)
lmao "hey im stuck in a box"
I don't know what is funnier, the dinosaur, the sofa, or the explosions.
I can certainly tell this had a few old simpsons writers.
It's Mr. Pilkington!
You think that's bad? I'm partnered with a Centaur, a carton of Camel cigarettes, a Karen, a belly dancer and the 1985 New England Patriots
I salute the movie; " Beverly Hills Robo K9 Cop and a half - 2 "
00:48....rex needs to pee too,funny motions too!..LMAO!!!
The show was way ahead of its time! I can only imagine that this show was during now and all the crap it's come out recently! 🤣🤣🤣
The look on the guy at 0:20 's face is just priceless... XP
0:16 Hi. *BOOM*
Looks like the leprechaun
*puts on sunglasses*
didn't have the luck of the Irish
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
i love that all Movies Exist:
- Cop and Kid
- Cop and WOMAN
- Cop and Ugly Dog
- Cop and Rookie
- Cop and Dinosaur
Is it wrong that I actually want to see this movie?
"a Cop and a half"
"Scott and Hutch"
"Theodore Rex"
Have Fun
the leprechauns and mimes explode
LOL
That's BEVERLY HILLS Robo Canine Cop and a Half 2
back then poeple are payed to make parody. now they gets bullied by youtube, not to mention they barely make it.
A dinah-sar and a leprechaun. *boom*
High-concept. High returns!