Microsoft's Embarrassing Xbox One Reveal 2013

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  • @MadCatNobody
    @MadCatNobody 10 лет назад +3013

    wow now i can watch tv on my tv! :0

    • @UltraJordanGaming
      @UltraJordanGaming 10 лет назад +15

      Hah ash hahaahahhahahaahahhb ev y b tv th tv under cu tv tv th ft th th in I'm notify tv finn hmm km my dev hmm min hub by un chan gone ev full mum :/ Fri I'm inin tv Dr F2f dc egg th to infinity in n in tv th tv tv thin think full phuc drunk odds think hubby scrub
      I mashed my Kindle Keyboard with autocorrect on and there are a surprising amount of "tv"'s. :O

    • @J2900-e7x
      @J2900-e7x 10 лет назад +88

      Now i can watch tv,while watching youtube,while going to skype,while watching TV!!!!!

    • @jaimeramos4411
      @jaimeramos4411 7 лет назад +66

      ThePunkPhantom this is rocket science level stuff

    • @matthewcoffy1385
      @matthewcoffy1385 5 лет назад +11

      i know this comment is 4 years old but come on what were you thinking at the time all it was to watch tv without switching the hdmi/input i guess i never used it cause i dont watch cable cause its shit

    • @theanimecompletionist
      @theanimecompletionist 5 лет назад +10

      Microsoft really did have a thick head back then, didn’t they?

  • @SoundtrackofGaming
    @SoundtrackofGaming 9 лет назад +3979

    That's neat, but can it play video games?

    • @critipon186
      @critipon186 9 лет назад +389

      Yes, but you need to buy the "gaming" dlc, otherwise you can only see dogs.

    • @georgerome6678
      @georgerome6678 9 лет назад +28

      SoundtrackOfGaming All downloadable content, for Call of Duty ( i know you drool for this game you pathetic little shits) *makes a big smile*

    • @SophinoX
      @SophinoX 9 лет назад +80

      No it can only show pictures of a dog

    • @Rhelord
      @Rhelord 9 лет назад +61

      SoundtrackOfGaming It's a next gen water cooler

    • @lonelywanderer0
      @lonelywanderer0 9 лет назад +20

      its a next generation dog model

  • @mrgamer21799
    @mrgamer21799 10 лет назад +2633

    "The fish move away as you move towards them"
    *cough* Super Mario 64 *cough*

    • @jonsmith9158
      @jonsmith9158 10 лет назад +123

      Or animal crossing

    • @OryxTheMadGod3
      @OryxTheMadGod3 9 лет назад +155

      jon smith Or any game for that matter.

    • @cataconik
      @cataconik 9 лет назад +103

      Funny thing is, if you go near a fish in the game, they don't even flinch.

    • @sleeping_giant0620
      @sleeping_giant0620 9 лет назад +8

      The 9GAG Subreddit of 4chan And they are 2D.

    • @44bigfreeze
      @44bigfreeze 7 лет назад +24

      The N64 did that 17 years before this XP

  • @day5209
    @day5209 9 лет назад +2573

    "Go to Internet Explore" I can almost hear the cringing.

    • @Victor-vq3pb
      @Victor-vq3pb 8 лет назад +35

      you cannot hear people cringe

    • @MrBsvc
      @MrBsvc 8 лет назад +148

      +Victor Smith that's the point

    • @coltonoholley4259
      @coltonoholley4259 8 лет назад +21

      +Victor Smith I could hear it
      and it was the sound of a million puppies dieing

    • @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
      @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 8 лет назад +11

      +Greasy Dootbag *dying
      You just made a million mor die

    • @jemilagoutiu1237
      @jemilagoutiu1237 7 лет назад

      Amiznyan get that annoying word out of here

  • @Ripplestorm
    @Ripplestorm 9 лет назад +1681

    Everything was fine until he opened internet explorer and xbox one caught a virus

    • @comady25
      @comady25 9 лет назад +23

      Mistermario12 You laugh, but Xbox One is x86 and soon to run Windows 10. It's actually not completely impossible.

    • @Ripplestorm
      @Ripplestorm 9 лет назад +32

      Oh I was just trolling around.

    • @comady25
      @comady25 9 лет назад

      NightBladeDK
      Obviously, but there is a non-impossible chance

    • @comady25
      @comady25 9 лет назад

      NightBladeDK
      Yeah but it's x86. Xbone is essentially a PC.

    • @Rhelord
      @Rhelord 9 лет назад +37

      Mistermario12 Bonzi Buddy for Xbone

  • @davidzrg1243
    @davidzrg1243 9 лет назад +3216

    Ghosts' main selling point was the fact they improved the model of a dog. That's how shit the game is.

    • @cooldjguy13
      @cooldjguy13 9 лет назад +130

      +Gabe Logan Newell Mario 64 did it first.

    • @caleb-ct5vi
      @caleb-ct5vi 9 лет назад +18

      +David Zrg Ghosts was the worst cod anyway.

    • @caleb-ct5vi
      @caleb-ct5vi 8 лет назад +10

      Steve the Red Pikmin
      mw2 and cod 4 were okay. The rest were shit in their own way.

    • @sperlongatours
      @sperlongatours 8 лет назад

      +David Zrg u guys seriously want me to die hahahha

    • @CaptainFrostyFox
      @CaptainFrostyFox 8 лет назад +18

      Ghosts ain't all bad, the multiplayer is a little shallow, but it's fun until you realize the guns are pretty much the same.

  • @HULKHOGAN1
    @HULKHOGAN1 7 месяцев назад +92

    Stupid name. Lifeless physical design. Always online. Forced Kinect camera. Banned used games. TV. The Xbox brand still hasn't recovered from this disaster. What an insult to the legendary 360 era

    • @JuanitoMedz
      @JuanitoMedz 7 месяцев назад +5

      Having to pay to play online, mediocrity, no good games. The stupid Milo scam. Lol. Xbox fking sucks. 😂

    • @ButtonBashOfficial
      @ButtonBashOfficial 22 дня назад +1

      What the actual feck where they thinking lmao

  • @LordBob
    @LordBob 8 лет назад +1705

    let us not forget the always on spy cam

    • @TeruteruBozusama
      @TeruteruBozusama 8 лет назад +58

      And even though they say it's not required anymore, do they recomend to keep it on, hn...

    • @vinu6575
      @vinu6575 7 лет назад +39

      now you don't have any problem with always on google camera

    • @icy1007
      @icy1007 6 лет назад +4

      It was never a spy cam...

    • @JustJacksonOfficial
      @JustJacksonOfficial 6 лет назад

      oops i keep mine on all the time

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 4 года назад +1

      @@icy1007 then what's this ruclips.net/video/FdP6ecoofOs/видео.html

  • @YeTheGOATNoCap
    @YeTheGOATNoCap 9 лет назад +907

    The cheering sounded like it came from behind stage. Lol

    • @kanival42
      @kanival42 9 лет назад +137

      Richard Montes Most of the cheering and clapping were supposedly from the back of the audience which were Microsoft employees lol

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo 9 лет назад +104

      Richard Montes the cheering probably came from sony's representatives, Xbox's conference really made their day.

  • @Ultiman00b117
    @Ultiman00b117 10 лет назад +696

    Oh my god! I can watch television on the thing that is connected to my tv! This is purely innovative technology!

  • @xxhotrodsniperxx4554
    @xxhotrodsniperxx4554 8 лет назад +791

    3:32 "Fish move out of the way when you get close to them" Wow, i remember that feature back in.....1996? in Mario 64

  • @jacobpohlabel4156
    @jacobpohlabel4156 9 лет назад +547

    "Xbox, show fantasy." Laughed my fucking ass off

  • @DragonPhlegm
    @DragonPhlegm Год назад +612

    PlayStation 4 won this generation without saying a word

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 Год назад +3

      “microsoft used _alienate the consumer._
      it hurt itself in its confusion!”

    • @goodxd701
      @goodxd701 10 месяцев назад +18

      I was so embarrassed for xbox I even had to go pick up a ps5

    • @thameezgamer6332
      @thameezgamer6332 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@goodxd701it's opposite now PS5 is embarrassing this gen

    • @greasyfish802
      @greasyfish802 9 месяцев назад +39

      @@thameezgamer6332it’s doing better in sales and has a better library of games. I’d say it’s still winning this generation

    • @Johntheninja100
      @Johntheninja100 9 месяцев назад

      @@thameezgamer6332you’re an idiot

  • @lonelywanderer0
    @lonelywanderer0 9 лет назад +186

    WOOOOW! THATS AN AMAZING DOG MODEL HOLY SHIT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW A FUCKING DOG HD RESOLUTION MODEL! THATS SO AMAZING

    • @blingblingboy5205
      @blingblingboy5205 9 лет назад +9

      +The Lone Fallout Wanderer YEAH MAN HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING DOG WAS SO AMAZING I EJACUALTED PURE RAINBOWS OF HAPPINESS FROM THAT DOG!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dubogoxfordmontefalco7735
      @dubogoxfordmontefalco7735 9 лет назад

      +Explosive SantaBurger hehe lol

  • @arianoooamari6949
    @arianoooamari6949 3 года назад +252

    Even after almost 8 years it’s still embarrassing af. What were they thinking?

    • @gentleman7407
      @gentleman7407 2 года назад +36

      Series X continues to make Xbox look as embarrassing as ever. I dont understand why nobody can admit that playstation will always be better by tenfold lol

    • @aganbraganca4156
      @aganbraganca4156 Год назад +14

      still embarassing now

    • @cunnyman
      @cunnyman Год назад +16

      @@gentleman7407
      It got carried entirely by the Xbox Game Pass Lol

    • @ivanexell-uz4mv
      @ivanexell-uz4mv 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@gentleman7407 Oof your comment aced horribly

    • @charlesdwayne2196
      @charlesdwayne2196 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@gentleman7407Hahaha Sure kid keep talkin X1 lost to Ps4 but Ps5 lost to the Series X

  • @Kamatori2011
    @Kamatori2011 10 лет назад +202

    Hey guys, remember in Animal Crossing when you ran near the fish the fish swam away? Or when in Super Mario 64 when you got near the fish they swam away? And do you guys remember the first time you got near a fish in any fishing game and the fish fucking swam away? Because I sure don't, call of duty ghosts has revolutionized the future of games forever.

    • @jonsmith9158
      @jonsmith9158 10 лет назад +1

      Cod team : yeah this is awesome
      Reggie: we did it first

    • @koo24
      @koo24 9 лет назад +2

      lewietheterrier bass fishing,sanic edition

    • @Whateverfloatsurboat2
      @Whateverfloatsurboat2 5 месяцев назад

      They revolutionized the future of fish forever

  • @PizzaShibe
    @PizzaShibe 9 лет назад +566

    "Xbox go home."
    *sad Xbox is sad*
    Omg.

  • @SamuraiSarcasm
    @SamuraiSarcasm 10 лет назад +386

    "Fish move out of the way"
    Oh, you mean like Mario 64?

  • @jrewb7003
    @jrewb7003 9 лет назад +366

    I was taking a drink when she said xbox is the new watercooler.

    • @ThroughLidlessEye
      @ThroughLidlessEye 9 лет назад +7

      Gamers aren't the bulk of the Xbox one demographic. It's not for games, it's for tv, Internet browsing, and Skype calls.

    • @jrewb7003
      @jrewb7003 9 лет назад +40

      ThroughLidlessEye I don't know why you bothered to say that here. All I was saying was that I choked from laughter.

    • @SLAYERxX420
      @SLAYERxX420 9 лет назад +1

      ThroughLidlessEye and VHS?

    • @HollowMux
      @HollowMux 7 лет назад +4

      ThroughLidlessEye you're saying it like it's a good thing

  • @evildeadmike7348
    @evildeadmike7348 5 лет назад +128

    Was hands down the worst press conference of all time and literally destroyed Xbox One. They could never recover from this.

    • @lacosta0892
      @lacosta0892 3 года назад +30

      I’d say the Xbox One did decent under Phil Spencer, but how far behind they still are from Sony today can be directly caused by this reveal

    • @mariokart8054
      @mariokart8054 Год назад +13

      I specifically went from Xbox to Playstation that generation because of this presentation. And I LOVED my xbox 360

    • @diablocls55
      @diablocls55 Год назад

      @@mariokart8054same but I switched back to Series X after PS4. I own a PS5 as well but only use it to play ps4 games and exclusives

    • @mariokart8054
      @mariokart8054 Год назад +3

      @@diablocls55 Series X is a pretty awesome thing to have because of the backwards compatability all the way back to the first xbox, and resolution/performance improvements on 360 games. I still really enjoy my PS5 but Xbox has come back around to being a good buy.

    • @diablocls55
      @diablocls55 Год назад

      @@mariokart8054 Probably the #1 reason I bought the series X over the PS5 at first other than the more powerful hardware. Had tons of 360 games laying around that I was itching to play again after several years. Original Xbox games too. And the best part is all I have to do is pop in the disc, download an update and I’m ready to play. No such feature exists on PS5 for PS3 & PS2 games except for some you can DOWNLOAD with or without a SUBSCRIPTION. Game pass also sealed it for me.

  • @L2Nuku
    @L2Nuku 10 лет назад +694

    "Halo has always been more than a game"
    Someone shoot me...

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 10 лет назад +4

      they thinks halo more than game? explain.

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 10 лет назад +1

      if anything i would say one of the many games out their that is in my opinion more than a game is cry of fear

    • @lxjoe96
      @lxjoe96 6 лет назад +84

      it's also a book and a movie, so he's not wrong

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban 4 года назад +38

      At one point in time in the early and mid 2000s, Halo was a bonafide pop cultural phenomenon. It was in a prime spot to become a multimedia franchise to rival Star Wars, getting its own books, comics, TV series, and whatnot. For a brief time, Halo was tied with Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty, if not ahead of them. So for a nostalgic Microsoft desperate to reclaim the glory years, I can imagine it was more than a game to them. But alas, titans fall and you can't change destiny.

    • @ratamahatta5306
      @ratamahatta5306 4 года назад +14

      @@Yuli_Ban titanfall and you can't change Destiny, hehehe

  • @useraccount6157
    @useraccount6157 10 лет назад +572

    Wow Xbox. Thanks for spending all your time working on a dog model. I've always wanted to waste my time staring at how detailed your dogs are.

    • @DeGroteLaaf
      @DeGroteLaaf 10 лет назад +22

      If only it was a Shibe model.

    • @mrbackup993
      @mrbackup993 10 лет назад +3

      *wow microfuck ;)

    • @Observe411
      @Observe411 6 лет назад +19

      Did we say Call of Duty? We meant Coddle your Doggy.

    • @xaryzhack___-8827
      @xaryzhack___-8827 4 года назад +4

      3:35 LOL

    • @chad3232132
      @chad3232132 Год назад +3

      But you don't understand... you can see the tattoo in the dog's ear. It's revolutionary!

  • @keenanirwin6702
    @keenanirwin6702 9 лет назад +300

    Fake. The xbox didn't instantly catch fire when it went on internet explorer.

    • @laggy3099
      @laggy3099 8 лет назад +1

      +King_Andrew ... Preeettty sure he was joking too.
      Who's the dumb shit now?

    • @Darkhalo314
      @Darkhalo314 8 лет назад +5

      +King_Andrew Except that was also a joke. You dumb shit.

    • @dr.buttcheeks
      @dr.buttcheeks 8 лет назад +3

      They used Gaming Gear Dust Off.
      It happened to Joel, but not at this reveal.

  • @alex2w1
    @alex2w1 4 года назад +115

    as a 360 fan boy back in the day this truly hurt my soul in 2013

    • @Thevamp1reking
      @Thevamp1reking 3 года назад +8

      i used to game on xbox. then i switched to ps3, then ps4, next ps5. xbox as a whole was disappointing, and just so boring.

    • @tomassadil324
      @tomassadil324 Год назад +2

      @@Thevamp1reking At least they weren't lying about specs, tho'.
      Such as Sony lying about PS4 Pro 4K (They basically did the same with TVs in 2013-2014, which is utmost shameless display of how little they think of their customers.) which basically ended up being just an upscale.
      Aside from audio devices, anything else from Sony is a sham.

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 Год назад +4

      Same. We went from killer title after killer title on Xbox 360 to… basically just Halo 5 which was a terrible game and a couple Gears of War games no one played. Now they don’t even have exclusives, which I guess is nice because that’s $500 we all save, but like why even make a new console at that point?

    • @sjthjsdreadfather4867
      @sjthjsdreadfather4867 Год назад +4

      @@Comkill117 I got a XBSX last September. Played Forza once. Thought “maybe I’m just not in the loop”. Turns out there just aren’t many games

    • @buttnakedsnake9357
      @buttnakedsnake9357 Год назад

      @@tomassadil324lol no

  • @useraccount6157
    @useraccount6157 10 лет назад +197

    Guys, it's okay that the XboxOne sucks, because now we have this wonderful dog model to stare at all day. Cause you know, it's realistic. Not like there are real dogs out there, oh nooooo.

    • @Matrilwood
      @Matrilwood 10 лет назад +4

      Very Res'

    • @SweatMusicProduction
      @SweatMusicProduction 10 лет назад +4

      But fish move out the way though! FUCK OUT DA WHEEEYY!!!

    • @SuperDethdude
      @SuperDethdude 10 лет назад +2

      +UberHaxorPie Yeah, It's not like I have a dog lying right beside me or anything.

  • @jeonginnielvr
    @jeonginnielvr 8 лет назад +352

    Xbox One is now doing tons better with Phil Spencer.

  • @KallyNui
    @KallyNui 10 лет назад +442

    "Technology like you never of had before"
    PCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

    • @suckmyvenom
      @suckmyvenom 10 лет назад +20

      yeah... but no one cares.

    • @sonicledgend
      @sonicledgend 10 лет назад +6

      pc too complicated. buy a system, shove the game in, that's it.

    • @SmoothyBuns
      @SmoothyBuns 10 лет назад +101

      sonicledgend
      I completely agree, its just too hard to click play on a game to start it, thats just too hard and complicated.

    • @AdiDanialArief
      @AdiDanialArief 10 лет назад

      SenorBuns but the graphics is unbeatable dude yeaa i know it is wayy expensive though

    • @SmoothyBuns
      @SmoothyBuns 10 лет назад +2

      Day yum ya u need lyk a 500,00$ computer just for it to boot.

  • @TinFilms3D
    @TinFilms3D 10 лет назад +137

    The Xbox One is not a bad console but it's not as good as Wii U and Play Station Four and it costs more so there is no point of buying it.

    • @happiny4847
      @happiny4847 9 лет назад +20

      Someone finally gets it.

    • @nik12937
      @nik12937 9 лет назад

      George Perez Four months late buddy.

    • @happiny4847
      @happiny4847 9 лет назад

      Good

    • @andylie7699
      @andylie7699 9 лет назад

      Well, now the Xbox One is actually better value... and Microsoft are really catching up now with the bundles and stuff

    • @TinFilms3D
      @TinFilms3D 9 лет назад +8

      Andreas Lie
      "Xbox One is actually better value"
      Well, now that really depends on opinion. Unless if you can explain how your statement is a fact?
      Personally I like the Wii U over the Xbox One because it is very cheep and has a huge library of original, big budget exclusives. emphasis on "original" because shooting at bad guys in a mech suit has been done many times before.
      And I like the Play Station Four over the Xbox One because it's cheaper, has Little big Planet and the hope there will be a Mod Nation Racers Two.
      I will say the Xbox One itself has slightly better quality hardware, operating system and server but that is to be expected with a larger price. But video game wise, it is the worst choice and it may seem crazy but the main thing I care about with my video game console are the games, that's why The Xbox One is my last choice in the eighth generation of video game consoles. The Xbox One is defiantly not rip off like a Macintosh compered to other Personal Computers. You do get your moneys worth.
      The only Xbox I ever bought was The Xbox 360 because I wanted to play non exclusive seventh generation, high definition video games for free and the Xbox 360 console was extremely easy to hack compered to the Play Station Three. Of course the Wii was the easiest to hack out of the seventh generation consoles but it did not have high definition video games, like the Xbox 360 or Play Station three. Not to say I like them more then The Wii. Like The Wii U, The Wii had a huge library of original, big budget exclusives.
      I hope the Macintosh statement starts an argument. I'm like a troll except with a legitimate opinion.

  • @bitterjames
    @bitterjames Месяц назад +5

    is Vinny making these videos public now or is RUclips somehow unearthing all of these videos?

  • @alextownley9388
    @alextownley9388 7 лет назад +46

    People are saying the Nintendo Switch presentation was bad, but at least they had fucking games to talk about lmfao..

    • @brandonlee7382
      @brandonlee7382 7 лет назад +4

      Alex Townley agreed the Wii u reveal was terrible

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 8 месяцев назад +3

      and the switch got much better over time, whereas the ps5 and xbox series x have been lackluster since their own terrible launches. as someone who grew up with playstation starting with the ps2, picking up a new console in 2020 was a no-fucking-brainer

    • @squiddu
      @squiddu Месяц назад

      yeah no that was leagues better. maybe still boring but they had a lot to show.

  • @leons555
    @leons555 7 месяцев назад +18

    Xbox never recovered from this.

  • @hakugemss3805
    @hakugemss3805 9 лет назад +98

    This is just pathetic. Consoles are for gaming, not watching TV or browsing the internet! Watching Netflix on them is fine, but really? do you need all of that crap? "The fish move out of the way when you get close to them?!". Fish already did that on Super Mario 64 in 1995! Do people really care about how realistic the dogs look? No! Videogames arent for realism, if you want real, go outside. People need to dump this console in the trash. I'd rather not waste 500$ on a slow version of a Windows 8 computer shoved in a small box. Playstation and Nintendo have already proven to be better than this crap.

    • @damienlc8895
      @damienlc8895 9 месяцев назад

      whats your opinion on the current landscape of the video game industry?

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 8 месяцев назад

      @@damienlc8895not him, but we’re in an alright spot. i think 2024 will have a lot of great releases, but i wouldn’t go as far as to say we’re in a golden age or anything. we’re just kinda clearing the valley we had where triple A games were incomplete dog ass, so it’s nice to know we’re being heard on that front. we’ll be fine until next console gen at least.

  • @hmuhammad0746
    @hmuhammad0746 9 лет назад +58

    i didnt know basketball porn existed

    • @Milesy
      @Milesy 9 лет назад +12

      H. Muhammad There's R34 of everything :(

    • @pyrodevil59
      @pyrodevil59 9 лет назад +15

      H. Muhammad Now there is, type Lebron's Dong.

    • @justamuffhugger6733
      @justamuffhugger6733 9 лет назад +1

      Rule 34 dude

    • @scrimbim7349
      @scrimbim7349 9 лет назад +1

      Ayyy Eco Virtual. Noice.

    • @hmuhammad0746
      @hmuhammad0746 9 лет назад

      yaaa ! Vaporwave represent!

  • @cameronvanhooft
    @cameronvanhooft 5 лет назад +31

    'Xbox is about to become the next watercooler'
    *Wait.. WHAT?*

  • @FullmetalNinja25
    @FullmetalNinja25 7 месяцев назад +12

    When Documentaries start coming out about "What killed the XBox?" this will no doubtedly be one of the biggest talking points. This and the creation of Game Pass.

    • @bokunogentoo4420
      @bokunogentoo4420 7 месяцев назад

      non xbox guy here, what was wrong with game pass?

    • @FullmetalNinja25
      @FullmetalNinja25 7 месяцев назад

      @@bokunogentoo4420 People were using it instead of buying physical or digital copies of games cuz Microsoft would routinely put new games on it costing them millions.

    • @FullmetalNinja25
      @FullmetalNinja25 7 месяцев назад

      @@bokunogentoo4420 Plus Game Pass is also on PC and that game people less incentive to buy XBoxes.

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 7 месяцев назад +3

      game pass is good in theory but the execution can feel misleading and as we all know with other subscription based services yeah

    • @thewiseoldfox
      @thewiseoldfox 7 месяцев назад +1

      Of all the forms of not being able to own something I buy because it's digital, I see gaming subscriptions when done right as a good thing

  • @noesnoes3969
    @noesnoes3969 5 лет назад +67

    "X has always been more than a game"
    every game studio who has hosted a convention has said that sentence in some form

    • @kaphizmey6229
      @kaphizmey6229 10 месяцев назад +4

      and they’re all wrong, that’s exactly what they are. imo companies be trying way too hard to equate the rest of the entertainment industry with gaming. if i wanted to watch a movie i’d go to the theater or boot up my laptop, if i wanted to watch a show i’d hop on my amazon fire stick. but companies want the experience of gaming to take a backseat over entertainment in general (which does include gaming, but it’s not the focus of making the console for them). serious gamers see through this bullshit of course, which is why i’d like to think most people use a nintendo switch or steam deck over the current ps5 or xbox series - they’re purely games machines with little to no fluff built in from the get-go

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 9 лет назад +61

    It took me WAY too long to realise that this is by vinesauce...

    • @blingblingboy5205
      @blingblingboy5205 9 лет назад +4

      +Bier “Bierbart12” Bart Same. I think i thought this vid was great before I even watched vinesauce...

  • @Brandon_519
    @Brandon_519 9 лет назад +95

    LMFAO my brother was like "thahs sickk..." when this was happening.
    I was facepalming so hard because of him and this reveal.

    • @MrThugergnaut
      @MrThugergnaut 9 лет назад +17

      B r a n d o n My brother said the exact same thing and when I went to see the reveal it was the worse crap I've ever saw.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 3 года назад +2

      I mean it was kinda cool at the time. But not for a gaming console.

  • @PhysiOSQuantum
    @PhysiOSQuantum 10 лет назад +57

    "This is rocket science level stuph"
    Gaben sayz: Ermm no...

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification 10 лет назад +6

      Tbh I think microsoft's gaming department would systematically shit themselves if given a rocket science problem :p

  • @chrisgoyeah414
    @chrisgoyeah414 3 года назад +12

    "XBOX. Show FANTASY. Oh nice!" 01:15

  • @Walsh2571
    @Walsh2571 11 лет назад +38

    Rocket science level stuff >.< LOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @shimizukebin
    @shimizukebin 8 лет назад +78

    introducing a vhs player in 2013 wtf...

  • @wamblecropt7506
    @wamblecropt7506 10 лет назад +31

    First it was Windows 8 and now you're laying THIS SHIT ON ME!?

  • @DefinitiveMedia22
    @DefinitiveMedia22 3 года назад +32

    00:16 That quick switch to the actual Xbox One killed me 😂😂😂

  • @DarkMetalOverlord
    @DarkMetalOverlord 10 лет назад +30

    "Rocket Science level stuff"

    • @TheSkyRender
      @TheSkyRender 9 лет назад +4

      The funny part is that rocket science is not particularly impressive in and of itself. The basic technology's literally over a thousand years old, in fact. It's just what gets the payload into Earth orbit (and sometimes beyond that, depending on the mission profile). Not a lot has really changed about rocket science since the 1970s on top of that (certainly not at the pace of most every other kind of technology), making comparing modern technology to it all the more amusing.
      Space exploration science, on the other hand, is quite complicated and impressive. That's always where the real innovation has come in: how we design and use the payloads those rockets are carrying into space in the first place, and what they teach us.

    • @Mullinmen
      @Mullinmen 9 лет назад

      And has games with 60fps and 1080p

    • @WinstonPoptart
      @WinstonPoptart 9 лет назад

      ClassicMullinmen lol no not really

    • @ThatDudeDavid252
      @ThatDudeDavid252 9 лет назад

      were not all fucking muricans where not all from the south man

    • @DarkMetalOverlord
      @DarkMetalOverlord 9 лет назад

      ***** I regret nothing! XD

  • @ggqbc
    @ggqbc 4 года назад +40

    They tried to destroy gaming and turn gaming into microsoft office subscriptions.... never forget

  • @localmadlad7714
    @localmadlad7714 8 месяцев назад +10

    Looks like its about to come full circle Xbox might be done.

    • @omma911
      @omma911 8 месяцев назад +4

      I left the Xbox brand after that reveal, but still, it is sad.

  • @dennybennis
    @dennybennis 8 лет назад +80

    "Open internet explorer" *Bing pops up* Well I see where they stand now I suppose.

    • @bruhmonument
      @bruhmonument 8 лет назад +8

      *accidentally opens a bing search of adult websites

    • @OBSMProductions
      @OBSMProductions 8 лет назад +7

      Well, now it's Microsoft Edge-lord or something.

    • @mohawkdoesmc2847
      @mohawkdoesmc2847 8 лет назад +2

      +OBSM Productions Microsoft Edge

    • @AshenDemon
      @AshenDemon 2 года назад

      I mean Microsoft owns Bing and Xbox and Internet Explorer so of course.

  • @Youheardwhatisaidho
    @Youheardwhatisaidho 8 месяцев назад +11

    Never realized Vinny was the guy who made this video lol

  • @pkishomenow
    @pkishomenow 10 лет назад +34

    I use my wii u with TV integration, so I don't need the xbox

    • @AshenDemon
      @AshenDemon 2 года назад +1

      Wii U can't play TV. It just acts as a remote.

  • @MentalMMManiac
    @MentalMMManiac 10 лет назад +27

    I lost my shit with xbox go home

  • @manco828
    @manco828 4 года назад +23

    Xbox literally nuked itself on that day. Still recovering from the nuclear fires.

  • @MrEpic-qe2tt
    @MrEpic-qe2tt 9 лет назад +22

    That new dog model is AMAZING!!!
    Anyone else love that new dog model?
    New dog model is SOO realistic!!
    *DOOOOOOG MODEL*

  • @UltraJordanGaming
    @UltraJordanGaming 10 лет назад +31

    Xbox 360 stole Mii characters, family sports games, motion control from the Wii. >:o

    • @123nowguy
      @123nowguy 10 лет назад +1

      Ur a dumb ass

    • @spartan117i2008
      @spartan117i2008 10 лет назад +9

      Playstation made a ripoff of mario kart and super smash bros and ripped off the wii even harder by having a remote with a clown nose on top of it.

    • @Chowdonut
      @Chowdonut 10 лет назад +6

      Also Fish AI from 1996.

    • @tylerhookermaw2170
      @tylerhookermaw2170 10 лет назад +1

      And Sony stole the wii controller and smashbros

    • @cobaltcabana
      @cobaltcabana 10 лет назад +1

      Preach it!!!

  • @mobius177
    @mobius177 8 месяцев назад +7

    Now they're about to exit the console industry fucking lmao 😂

  • @yanipheonu
    @yanipheonu 10 лет назад +35

    I always just play the drinking game where you drink every time a Microsoft representative has his collar undone for the sake of trying to look cool or hip.
    In this case, whenever obviously fake audience noise comes up.

    • @perkydog4294
      @perkydog4294 6 лет назад +1

      yanipheonu.

    • @crimsontide1980
      @crimsontide1980 2 года назад

      I tried so hard to play this game but I woke up in the back of an ambulance

  • @thccrls
    @thccrls 9 лет назад +36

    Television, television, TV, TV, TV.

    • @audixas1
      @audixas1 8 лет назад +13

      +Carlos G. "Xbox is the new watercooler"
      ??????????

    • @austin5623isawesome
      @austin5623isawesome 8 лет назад +4

      The only thing I could think of, is that people usually hang around the water cooler.

    • @Purplecrocodiles
      @Purplecrocodiles 4 года назад

      austin5623 oh my god. I didn’t realize this. I thought she was just saying nonsense LOL

  • @spenky
    @spenky 5 месяцев назад +6

    Suits never fail to showcase how out of touch they can be. Sony pushing for PS5 Pro when nobody even cares for PS5 is as artistic as you can get. Somebody should hammer it into their heads that it`s games that sell consoles, not the other way around. It was games like Uncharted 4, Ghost of Tsushima, God of War, Spider Man, The Last of Us, Horizon Zero Dawn, Persona 5, Until Dawn, Detroit Become Human that sold the PS4 (Microsoft shooting itself in the nuts with things like always online DRM, no backward combability and no good exclusive games also helped but still…). I`m not saying to go full Nintendo and sell potato chip hardware hoping and praying it can somehow run a neutered version of games based on your nostalgia bait IPs but maybe stop and think "what exactly are people buying your console to play?" cuz Spider Man and Horizon 1.1 aren`t exactly earth shattering.

    • @supersbbrawl4ever
      @supersbbrawl4ever 4 месяца назад +3

      To be fair on Nintendo, the Switch runs on a mobile chipset that was just a couple of years old at the time of release. A long time by mobile standards but it wasn't terribly outdated in that regard.

  • @hornylorney8150
    @hornylorney8150 4 года назад +8

    Did they forget they were making a games console

  • @EBEDieandRetry
    @EBEDieandRetry 5 лет назад +7

    No one should forget nore forgive what MS tried to do with drm at Xbox one launch! Give them success and they will come back to scam and screw the whole gaming world !!

  • @AeonWaryk
    @AeonWaryk 9 лет назад +17

    PlayStation 2 vs Xbox
    PlayStation 3 vs Xbox 360
    PlayStation 4 vs Xbox One
    Meanwhile, Nintendo is competing with itself..

    • @fvrlit
      @fvrlit 4 года назад +2

      Nintendo dominates now

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 4 года назад +5

      6th gen wasn't even a competition, PS2 stomped hard

    • @scan4707
      @scan4707 4 года назад +2

      @@YEs69th420 The 8th generation was also super easy for Sony until Microsoft made the One S and the One X.

    • @chikislara4338
      @chikislara4338 3 года назад +1

      @@scan4707 now it's a total war with Xbox series and PS5, I mean both consoles are out of stock

  • @k0ngbuster
    @k0ngbuster 4 года назад +12

    "Xbox is about to become the next water cooler."
    That may just be, the silliest analogy that I have ever heard, and will ever hear, in my entire life

  • @timdumoulin2576
    @timdumoulin2576 7 месяцев назад +6

    They gave Sony everything with this failure.

  • @Starnana
    @Starnana 9 лет назад +90

    I am so glad I didn't buy the Xbone.

    • @kevinontheweb765k
      @kevinontheweb765k 6 лет назад +3

      Izanagi The Legend Ps4 sucks ass it does not have dead rising 3

    • @jaswag-hr1en
      @jaswag-hr1en 4 года назад

      0 0 let me guess... your white....

    • @ellismurphy5061
      @ellismurphy5061 4 года назад +2

      Kevin Badger Xbox one X absolute destroys the PS4 lineup in specifications. It also has amazing exclusives such as The forza series Sea of Thieves etc.

    • @ellismurphy5061
      @ellismurphy5061 4 года назад +2

      jaswag1812 Lmao nice racist fucker.

    • @jaswag-hr1en
      @jaswag-hr1en 4 года назад +5

      Ellis Murphy the fact you liked your own comment makes This depressing

  • @boah1668
    @boah1668 4 года назад +13

    "Go to Internet Explorer"
    *Ohhh the cringe* ...

  • @JarvisBaileyVA
    @JarvisBaileyVA Год назад +5

    "Another amazing thing you can do on your Xbox"
    -Games?
    "Skype"
    -Oh...
    I'm crying 😂😂😂

  • @Mask332
    @Mask332 10 лет назад +17

    Fish move out of the way when you get close to them guys... its alrigt I know its so hightech but calm down.

  • @Godless-Being
    @Godless-Being 4 месяца назад +5

    As a former Xbox person(and gamer in general) this was hilarious to watch, but now that I haven’t game since early 2023 because I gave up on it I can look back at the good times even when I was defending them

  • @commandervile394
    @commandervile394 4 месяца назад +5

    Fast forward to 2024 and the gaming industry in regards to Xbox/Sony is a fcking mess from top to bottom.

  • @MajoraMidna
    @MajoraMidna 11 лет назад +29

    PS4 and Wii U FTW

  • @redoctober3907
    @redoctober3907 10 лет назад +27

    The guy had a clicker he didn't use the voice commands.

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 8 месяцев назад +9

    “Xbox, go home” will forever be evergreen.

  • @PartyPengy
    @PartyPengy 10 лет назад +23

    Television, Television
    TV, TV
    How inspirational !

  • @Dash120z
    @Dash120z 8 лет назад +24

    Phil Spencer literally saved this console.

    • @harloxzz1990
      @harloxzz1990 7 лет назад +3

      mmm nope

    • @jafar4297
      @jafar4297 7 лет назад

      Dash120z he did not save a thing the xbone one is still sinking lol only 26 million sold and the ship is sinking fast

    • @philmen8
      @philmen8 7 лет назад +2

      jaylove 26 million is actually a lot in 3 years and I wouldn't say that it's dying knowing that it's still selling. It may not be as successful as the PS4 but it's no failure

    • @jafar4297
      @jafar4297 7 лет назад

      Starfy 607 ok i respect that but knowing Microsoft they wanna sell it thru the roof the xbox one

    • @riot9179
      @riot9179 5 лет назад

      @@harloxzz1990 yes little kid😂

  • @Elricbrasil123
    @Elricbrasil123 7 месяцев назад +18

    Aged like wine! R.I.P. Xbox!

  • @UltraJordanGaming
    @UltraJordanGaming 10 лет назад +17

    I like games for creativity and not graphics. However, Nintendo has both of them.
    Wii U 4 life.

  • @nodasir986
    @nodasir986 4 года назад +5

    Not gonna lie I have an Xbox this was embarrassing ya now i know why almost every body has a ps4

  • @KidsWithGuns1992
    @KidsWithGuns1992 10 лет назад +18

    Eh it's just bullshit. I want a whole new generation, something actually different. It's exactly the same fucking thing.

    • @KidsWithGuns1992
      @KidsWithGuns1992 10 лет назад

      ***** Them re-creating a console exactly the same as the last, or me saying that they've created the exact same thing?

    • @Mineav
      @Mineav 10 лет назад +1

      Clearly you didn't see the brand new dog model for Call of Duty! It's the most realistic dog model EVER!

    • @ViperCannabis
      @ViperCannabis 10 лет назад

      ***** you guys saw the ps4 earpiece... now that one is surely next-gen

  • @BigMelvinHarrisSmoke
    @BigMelvinHarrisSmoke 3 года назад +33

    Looking back on this, The Series X|S is a massive improvement

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel 8 лет назад +23

    Really glad I convinced my parents to get the Wii U on layaway instead of XBONE or PS4. You can throw your own experience or bias at me (it's not like I'm unbiased) but dunkey put it best; they both just look like the same hardware in a new box.

    • @360degreesnorth4
      @360degreesnorth4 8 лет назад

      +Bunyan Mc Dingle Berries What?

    • @somecallmejoey
      @somecallmejoey 8 лет назад +1

      Stupid Decision. The NX is coming out this year.

    • @360degreesnorth4
      @360degreesnorth4 8 лет назад +1

      JoeyGaming Nintendo is still not ditching the wii u though.

    • @bohammondlee7472
      @bohammondlee7472 8 лет назад

      your missing out 2015 had some great games too many to name

    • @negasonicteenagewarhead7343
      @negasonicteenagewarhead7343 8 лет назад +1

      hahahahahahahahahahahaha
      ... Wait... You're actually serious? I kind of thought you were joking - - the Wii U is exactly the same as the Wii, just in HD and with a gamepad. That's about it. There's nothing else different about it... I can't figure out if you're really and truly serious..... I mean, I personally own a Wii U, but that doesn't mean I'm blind to the fact that they're basically the same console

  • @warreng675
    @warreng675 4 года назад +5

    Xbox is about to become, the next water cooler

  • @SpeedySPCFan
    @SpeedySPCFan 10 лет назад +36

    2:46
    "innomated games"

  • @VincentBrooks437
    @VincentBrooks437 2 года назад +10

    Stacking non gaming features onto your console because others did less and got away with it. I see what you were trying to do there microsoft but video games are video games not some cable tv lol.

    • @jsullivan2112
      @jsullivan2112 2 месяца назад

      Who did less and got away with it? People seem to forget the PS3 was also the best Blu Ray player on the market at the time, played SACDs and DVD-audio discs, memory cards and USB, and was the first to output 1080p, and has a TOSLINK for audio. It also had an entire PS2 built right into it. But people complained about all that so they stripped it all out to bring the price down while working on the slim.

  • @johny1220
    @johny1220 8 лет назад +12

    Damn a lot has changed Xbox has gotten soooo much better thanks to Phil Spencer and the rest of the team :D

    • @EUSL84
      @EUSL84 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah right...

    • @jafar4297
      @jafar4297 7 лет назад +1

      johny1220 phil spencer did not change shit it was those poor preorder sales lol only 26 million

    • @charleswong6523
      @charleswong6523 5 лет назад

      Is that a sarcasm? I think I smell sarcasm.

  • @harlow7895
    @harlow7895 4 года назад +4

    Cool I can watch TV in my TV

  • @badperson3829
    @badperson3829 7 лет назад +26

    Wow, at launch there was not a single good reason to buy the xbone

    • @mango40000
      @mango40000 7 лет назад +2

      I still don't see a reason to get one, and I still stand by this terrible reveal lol

    • @yaboi9201
      @yaboi9201 6 лет назад

      Halo infinity there

    • @AshenDemon
      @AshenDemon 2 года назад +2

      @@yaboi9201 Are you talking about Xbox Series X or Xbox One? If you're talking about Xbox One Halo Infinite doesn't come out on that system.

    • @whiteknight5100
      @whiteknight5100 2 года назад

      There was for me - Killer Instinct and Battletoads Arcade via Rare Replay.

  • @enzo-S
    @enzo-S 3 года назад +4

    If i want to watch TV i use my Swisscom TV box or my Apple TV 4K
    For games i have my Xbox series S and my Gaming PC
    But i agree the original xbox one reveal sucks

    • @BigMelvinHarrisSmoke
      @BigMelvinHarrisSmoke 3 года назад

      Imagine how it would’ve been if the Xbox One X was launched back in 2013, Microsoft would be rolling in gold bricks right now

  • @Chuked
    @Chuked 3 года назад +4

    I forgot how terrible the Xbox ones launch was

  • @IanTheBuizel
    @IanTheBuizel 6 месяцев назад +4

    11 Years later and they haven't changed much in terms of DRM policies. Instead of learning from the mistake they made in 2013, they simply decided to stay quiet and reinstate the DRM. The Series X had so much potential too... Sad they ultimately decided to only focus on GamePass and not exclusive quality.

  • @neoncatlord8695
    @neoncatlord8695 11 лет назад +10

    tv, skype, neflix, youtube, twitter, blah, blah, blah, blah. i don't care about all that. I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE FREAKING GAMES!!! its a GAME system.

  • @morpheusinvictus9393
    @morpheusinvictus9393 8 лет назад +13

    As a ps only fan i have to say this was funny -_-

    • @rodrigopacheco471
      @rodrigopacheco471 8 лет назад +2

      +Majestic Symphony what does being a playstation fan have anything to do with the xbox one video being funny or not?

    • @morpheusinvictus9393
      @morpheusinvictus9393 8 лет назад +1

      Rod Facepunch What does a chicken have to with a egg????/ dear god

    • @rodrigopacheco471
      @rodrigopacheco471 8 лет назад +9

      Majestic Symphony
      What the fuck are you on about? the video isn't funny because you prefer the playstation but because it was FUNNY

    • @mikauanaki4866
      @mikauanaki4866 8 лет назад

      you are sad for limiting yourself to one console

    • @morpheusinvictus9393
      @morpheusinvictus9393 8 лет назад +1

      Jacob Lewis Nope, i also have a PS3 AND PS2 so im more then happy thanks for asking

  • @SesakaGenX
    @SesakaGenX 11 лет назад +17

    X-DOG 1, all about television.

  • @deidarasenpai009
    @deidarasenpai009 10 лет назад +10

    Fish move out of the way when you get close to them?! HOLY SHIT THATS NEXT LEVEL! :O

  • @roughhouse123
    @roughhouse123 10 лет назад +41

    xbox one is an entertainment system its not really for gaming thts why they only talk about netflix and tv and skype all of that stuff.... so ps4 is better if your a gamer i have the ps4 and boy is it ever beter then the xbox one!

    • @bbksixfivesixsix7693
      @bbksixfivesixsix7693 10 лет назад +23

      Xbox one is old technology

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 10 лет назад +4

      xbox be like, netflix and skype! OMGZZZ!!! everthing else be like, yeah... we got it too...

  • @Acc0rd79
    @Acc0rd79 9 лет назад +9

    you know what I always loved about these E3 deals, not one of those guys or girls could even know how to play the games, they are just suits who walk up there and try to sell you something. lol Then when they make the company look bad ie all of them, then they get "resigned" lol left and right.

  • @AlexanTheMan
    @AlexanTheMan 10 месяцев назад +6

    Xbox has not recovered since that day.

    • @AvaaSlays_Swiftie
      @AvaaSlays_Swiftie 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah. They absolutely have lll. Not to mention things they were planning to do with Xbox one are industry norms now lmao. They knew where it was headed. Sony was planning the same thing til they saw fan reactions. Now Sony is hurtin with not making money on them exclusives and consoles basically require online to play most games.

    • @AlexanTheMan
      @AlexanTheMan 9 месяцев назад +1

      And you're telling me those industry "innovations" are a good thing? Paid online multiplayer, live services, creatively exhausted 2000s IPs, on-disc DRM not to mention discs only containing an installer, controllers still using double A batteries, propietary hard drives and now SSDs. The list goes on.
      Most if not all of these black marks were pioneered or endorsed by Microsoft at one point and another, now both Nintendo and Sony followed those tactics not for necessity, but because of greed. They were _given_ the ideas. They only started doing these things themselves only after the fact.
      Microsoft did nothing but ruin the gaming industry since conception, they had good games at the start sure, but buying yourself into market share can only take you so far. And thus far they have not learned their lesson, Activision will either not change at all or their games will vanish from the gaming sphere much like what happened to Rareware back in the Xbox days.

  • @Dagoth_Ur_1
    @Dagoth_Ur_1 9 лет назад +4

    Their downfall wasn't any of the typical hater montage thrown into this vid. It was making people have to pay fees for used games, and the biggest issue, having to always be connected to the internet for it to work, what a garbage idea. Immediately would've cut off thousands who don't have internet access, and everyone else including me that doesn't want a £500 plastic box whenever there's no internet. Other than that ps4 and this are no different when delved into, other than teraflops with gpu, so I got a pc.

  • @Crwzn
    @Crwzn 4 года назад +2

    The trailer for it was absolute garbage, along with the people who explained the xbox and it’s features, but i have the one X, and it’s a great console, honestly the xbox and ps4 and great systems in general, but fucking microsoft fucked up badly on launch for the OG xbox

  • @shockvalue5086
    @shockvalue5086 4 года назад +4

    It’s like Xbox can’t do a good reveal for their systems

    • @dsbdsb6637
      @dsbdsb6637 4 года назад

      It seems they want to avoid games & gameplay comparisions with their competitors.

  • @Zaitendo
    @Zaitendo 9 лет назад +7

    Call Of Duty:
    Look at our next doge model, we've detailed every single detail that could be detailed in a doge such as the psychological trauma inside of its brain to the 64x64 bit texture's on it's teeth. We used a camera on from a homeless mans phone to take high resolutions pictures of a doge. Did we mention that the model of the doge is much more detailed then before? And that the grafix are better then the grafix in other games that don't have grafix as good as call of dutt's grafix. No one has ever seen this work done before, only call of duti can handle such amaze grafix.