One more thing you didn't mention: Buying followers actually is just shooting yourself in the foot. The algorithms track statistics from followers, such as what countries they are from and more importantly, what types of content they follow. Usually with botted followers they just follow accounts that buy the service, therefore the content they follow is very varied and completely different from the niche yours occupies. This makes gaining new followers harder, as the amount of accounts your stuff will be shown to is limited and usually someone who just follows make-up channels most likely won't subscribe to your gaming channel. Also salmon is great, it is so far the only fish that I've eaten that didn't taste like kinda stale starch water with some spices in it.
I only like salmon en cruete, which is basically just normal salmon in a pastry covered in sauce, which is very nice, but salmon by itself I think is to dry, have to ladder/lather it in some sauce or cream & then but some pastry on it, then i love it.@@itsgabibelle YNA ftw.
@@ImmortalHDizzle That's actually kind of genius. I already have RUclips playing in the background all the time like a podcast. Why not do it while driving?
A note on the RUclips one, if the creator turns their video into a proper RUclips advertisement then each time the ad gets seen it's counted as a view. So yes they're still "buying" views but legitimately through Google's advertising platform. I've done this when promoting trailers etc and had 200k+ views on a video with
Love the ironic mispeellings. Also really glad I'm exposed to your content since the Collab with Jarvis! I hope more people see your hard work and appreciate your takes. I honestly think things like this DO need to be called out. Thanks for that!
Thank you for making this video! The amount of websites that exist for this purpose! I used to get RUclips ads for selling clout, which is just awful. Great video, I didn’t even realize that that was possible on Spotify.
I’ve gotten so many of your videos suggested and didn’t realize that you only had 12k subscribers. Glad to get in on the ground floor bc damn your content is so good!
I just realized I have not engaged enough. I'll start with the fish, I absolutely LOVE salmon. I come from a rural fishing village and salmon is an absolute staple. As for the buying followers portion - I never told anyone this but I bought followers for my old best friend, but her real followers (which I think outnumber the followers I bought for her back in like 2013-14, at this point) are actually so active and engaged, no one noticed. I'm just glad that didn't impact her negatively and low-key to this day I feel guilt for it.
why am I watching this I don't want to be internet famous (all jokes aside, I've been binging your channel because you're so well-spoken and charismatic and you're giving me lots of new and interesting perspectives. thank you for sharing your content
Based and salmonpilled (salmon is honestly better than steak but I still love both and they pair well together, add in rice and asparagus and you have a really nice meal)
Having many views but nearly no likes or comments on RUclips could also just mean that they advertised their content and it did not reach the right people or just wasn‘t good or those people just didn‘t bother liking the original video
i just found your channel recently and i love it!! but u should totally give credit to the dude around 9:35! that's crimewave, he's fr talented & deserves it
this account is criminally under subscribed too I've been watching your videos for about a week now and i've enjoyed everyone of them! thanks for making my nights a little less shitty!
Gabi, I am so happy I found your channel! Not only do you make quality content, but I enjoy your sense of humor, and of COURSE love the Umbreon plush! You're perfect lol 💯👍🎼🤍
Another thing I noticed some people use to get fake views is promote their video as "ad", so sometimes you're watching youtube and the ad break instead of a real ad is, for instance, a complete video clip of a song by someone.
This was very helpful and informative. Thanks for going through all of this and explaining the tells. I'll definitely be looking out for these in the future, just in case.
I would like to add a kinda flaw to the video..I make edits of tv shows and movies and one of my videos skyrockeded (maybe not in most peoples opinion...but i got like 230000 views on like one video) however i only have one comment on it and only like 364 likes...i wish more people actively interacted with it instead of just watching and leaving but it was a totally natural fluke, none of my other vids get anywhere close no matter how hard I try, and whats even WORSE is that i barely spent any time on the one that went semi viral. but who knows
Thought of disliking due to typos at 0:51, but the flipped text part got me back. Also, I like salmon too. On a real though, really good video as always.
So on Instagram, I had 3 reels go viral. I gained over 20,000 followers from those three combined. But still 99% of my reels only get a few thousand views and like 100 likes. So it is possible.
I like salmon! But it can be fishy so it needs to be well seasoned and prepared 😁 remember the salmon I made you and Drew with the tomatoes, basil, and balsamic? Sooo good
The other problem is that when the people in the right positions of power with the right amount of money buy followers and falsify popularity, it actually works to kick up someone's popularity as more people find them. That's what Travis Scott's production team did. He didn't blow up organically.
This is the third video I've watched of yours that you mentioned "Drew Gooden" and I've always assumed you meant the basketball player which I thought was really odd. I'm old, I never heard of the other one
the issue with the appearance of fake spotify plays is that they mimic me and my adhd crews spotify habits. i absolutely have played a single song on repeat for 8+ hours straight before, meanwhile my boyfriend will play the same 4 songs over and over for weeks
Scrolled through the comments for a bit, and haven’t noticed anyone pointing out that a Siivagunner track is being used instead of the original at 4:09. Whether it’s intentional or not idk, but it’s really funny.
So when you mentioned the insta promoting page I realized that I've been approached by 3 of them since starting the soap business page. I knew they were fishy but I didn't know exactly what the scam was so thanks!
hmmm 300 subs in a day not bad ma g, im looking forward for ur channel to pop, lol im a lucky sub, i subbed to steven he when he had 50k subs smthg, i subbed to faline san when she had smthg similar, u make quality content, don't stop making it, u will hit 100k in a blink, and shit will accelerate in no time, al the best!
I love salmon. If you love salmon, you should try Squaw Candy. I was a commercial salmon fisherman in Alaska for a couple of years, and some of the natives made this stuff and it was delicious. I know the name is kind of offensive now, but I don't know what else it's called. It is salmon jerky, but it is sweet and delicious and they have been making it this way for like thousands of years. Anyway. Thanks for fun videos
combining RPA (robotic process automation) in programs like Nintex with algorithmic LLM models (like chatGPT) it is now possible to have AI integrated into the commenting process.
The biggest thing I see here are fake subscribers, and it's absolutely rampant. It's a dead giveaway when they have a million plus subscribers, yet videos that have been up for two or three months are sitting at 20-30 thousand views. That means only 2-3 % of your followers are actually watching your content. As for comments, I rarely ever leave them on You Tube because, well, nobody is going to even read them, so what's the point?
I started watching these videos a couple of days ago… thanks for badgering me to subscribe the content is great, even if it does cause headaches/nausea… if you’ve read this far why not click/press the thumbnail to the left where you can see hundreds of videos of barely viewed cringe
my old Instagram account got ruined because I was following thousands of random people, I suspect that it's been taken over to give people fake followers. fuck that
hi! i like your videos and you editing, what edition software do you use? i was using iMovie, but then i tried filmora...do you use another one? I would really start creating better vids, but i feel like i should change the program I am using now. Please let me know!!!
During 2020, I was presented with a lot of offers on IG to gain more followers. It was quite amusing. I have been on IG for over a decade and just found that to be so amusing. With all the bots now, it’s clogged with trash a few humanoids want to interact with. Thank you for your amusing explanation on buying followers and ratios.
Where can I get your earrings? They are super bomb yo. Salmon is also unbelievably delicious, best with those little green things and lemon and cook in the oven wrapped in tin foil. Sorry if that was rude, salmon's just bomb yo.
So you said that algorhytm sees when you're buying subs and them burries that account. But does it? What if someone else buys subs/follows for you to bury/discredit you?
I've tried the whole youtube thing when i was much younger (by "tried" i mean that i uploaded a few low effort gameplay videos, which, to be fair was much of youtube at the time) i got bored and went on to be a mechanic... not the point. I've like 50 suscribers, and one of my videos randomly got like 3k views in a week. It's now at 50k views. I didn't buy views, youtube apparently can be like that sometimes.
What about the ones who over work to build there account, and under charge themselves to build other peoples pages?… you cannot guarantee. I used to build pages and never used any of that
My take on salmon: salmon nigiri is amazing hands down and has convinced me that raw salmon is the way to go. Cooked salmon is good, but can get tiresome pretty quickly.
As a kid my brother and I were given salmon cooked this exact same way every single time we had it and we had it wayyy too often imo- can’t do salmon anymore 🙁
another thing about the YT one is that- also the algorithm sucks. For me example- I boomed in subscribers for a certain fandom fo animations I was making because that's what I was hyperfixating on in the beginning. I get lots of ppl subbing who only want that content [according to yt] and then when I'm no longer into that fandom and I aniamte other things. My sub count stays the same at 10.5k but my views are barely around 500. Simply because of the algorithm, I'm to fuckin poor to buy subs- I want my subscribers to leave my channel so badly
I tried to check out some artists on spotify because I had no idea these metrics existed and I have a mostly blank screen with only monthly listeners :(
sorry about the second comment. I do want to comment on the part about views. When I look at a video I almost never look at how many views it has. In fact I can not recall a time that I have ever paid attention to that on any site.
Salmon is great. It's my favorite fish. Actually, my daughter and my roommate and *their* daughters love my sweet over-roasted caramelized salmon bites. Just some honey, dijon mustard and marmalade, dip some 1" salmon cubes into that mix, then 8 minutes in the oven on broil... *insert tiktok "wow" sound effect*
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One more thing you didn't mention: Buying followers actually is just shooting yourself in the foot. The algorithms track statistics from followers, such as what countries they are from and more importantly, what types of content they follow.
Usually with botted followers they just follow accounts that buy the service, therefore the content they follow is very varied and completely different from the niche yours occupies.
This makes gaining new followers harder, as the amount of accounts your stuff will be shown to is limited and usually someone who just follows make-up channels most likely won't subscribe to your gaming channel.
Also salmon is great, it is so far the only fish that I've eaten that didn't taste like kinda stale starch water with some spices in it.
YES EXACTLY!!!!
i luv salmon 🍣
@@itsgabibelle 🐟 hey not cool
didn't they cover this?
I only like salmon en cruete, which is basically just normal salmon in a pastry covered in sauce, which is very nice, but salmon by itself I think is to dry, have to ladder/lather it in some sauce or cream & then but some pastry on it, then i love it.@@itsgabibelle YNA ftw.
This video really informed me on *checks notes*... buying flowers
Thank you Giba!
WAIT WE HAD TO TAKE NOTES
Why do you have so many likes all the time. Do you.... buy them 👀 monkaHmm
GIBA
I JUST NOTICED IT SAYS FLOWERS
@@itsgabibelle ok giba
Your videos are so amazing, you deserve a bunch of (real!) subscribers ❤️
thank u camille 🥲
I see what you did there .
*(Fake!!) Subscribers
@@troveion absolutely
Was just thinking the same thing
Gabi: close your eyes
Me: *driving*
Gabi: actually don't close your eyes
Me: ok good. That would have been too edgy.
You watch RUclips while driving?
@@zdiggitydawg i do, i just listen and don’t look at the screen because my GPS is open lol
@@ImmortalHDizzle That's actually kind of genius. I already have RUclips playing in the background all the time like a podcast. Why not do it while driving?
@@ImmortalHDizzle I thought I was the only one 😂
Gabi: close your eyes
Me: driving
Gabi: actually don't close your eyes
Me: ok good. That would have been too edgy.
A note on the RUclips one, if the creator turns their video into a proper RUclips advertisement then each time the ad gets seen it's counted as a view. So yes they're still "buying" views but legitimately through Google's advertising platform. I've done this when promoting trailers etc and had 200k+ views on a video with
Love the ironic mispeellings.
Also really glad I'm exposed to your content since the Collab with Jarvis! I hope more people see your hard work and appreciate your takes. I honestly think things like this DO need to be called out. Thanks for that!
you are quickly becoming one of my fav commentary channels. I would love to see a collab with you and chad chad
I love the idea of the whiteboard being just "your thing" it's unique and goofy, and I'd love to see more of it
I love the idea of the whiteboard being just "your thing" it's unique and goofy, and I'd love to see more of it
Dude your edits are just amazing! How are u this underrated ;-;
omg thank you so much
two years later getting close to 1mil
Thank you for making this video! The amount of websites that exist for this purpose! I used to get RUclips ads for selling clout, which is just awful. Great video, I didn’t even realize that that was possible on Spotify.
I’ve gotten so many of your videos suggested and didn’t realize that you only had 12k subscribers. Glad to get in on the ground floor bc damn your content is so good!
1 year later and she's on 420k subs. Glad her hard work paid off
@@zoutewand a bit less than a year after that and she's at 882k subs, she's popping off 🥳
I had no idea about the fake plays on Spotify. The more you know!
I had no idea about the fake plays on Spotify. The more you know!
@@Theunicorn2012I had no idea about the fake plays on Spotify. The more you ha got em! I am breaking this strange, copy-paste shenanigans.
In Australian Instagram the number of likes aren't viewable. I think it makes buying followers less noticeable
oh i didnt know that 👀 very interesting!! maybe theres less incentive for people to buy followers in australia
as an australian, i thought it was everywhere but apparently not
it’s so crazy i just started watching you a few weeks ago and you were at 90k and now you’re at 130!! that’s so exciting congrats !!
I didn't know about fake spotify plays tbh
You're probably wondering why this comment has so many likes.... def didn't buy them. Dont let this flop
It flopped
@@florasion. It didnt a year ago 🤷♂️
oof
How did it flop it's literally the first comment I saw today💀
"So he a flop." ~SmokeCheddaThaAssGetta
I just realized I have not engaged enough. I'll start with the fish, I absolutely LOVE salmon. I come from a rural fishing village and salmon is an absolute staple.
As for the buying followers portion - I never told anyone this but I bought followers for my old best friend, but her real followers (which I think outnumber the followers I bought for her back in like 2013-14, at this point) are actually so active and engaged, no one noticed. I'm just glad that didn't impact her negatively and low-key to this day I feel guilt for it.
NEW SONG SNEAK PEEK AT THE END?! Looking forward to listening to it on repeat not as a bot, miss Gabi Belle!
What an insightful comment from a fellow non-bot 😁
why am I watching this I don't want to be internet famous
(all jokes aside, I've been binging your channel because you're so well-spoken and charismatic and you're giving me lots of new and interesting perspectives. thank you for sharing your content
Thank you Gabi for being educational and funny at the same time🙏🏼
How can someone not like salmon? Salmon is amazing!
Edit: the algorithm knwos
Lol
Based and salmonpilled (salmon is honestly better than steak but I still love both and they pair well together, add in rice and asparagus and you have a really nice meal)
Having many views but nearly no likes or comments on RUclips could also just mean that they advertised their content and it did not reach the right people or just wasn‘t good or those people just didn‘t bother liking the original video
i just found your channel recently and i love it!! but u should totally give credit to the dude around 9:35! that's crimewave, he's fr talented & deserves it
this account is criminally under subscribed too
I've been watching your videos for about a week now and i've enjoyed everyone of them! thanks for making my nights a little less shitty!
Also people want sponsored goods. Usually sponsors want a certain engagement rating, before they agree to send you stuff 🤔
Gabi, I am so happy I found your channel! Not only do you make quality content, but I enjoy your sense of humor, and of COURSE love the Umbreon plush! You're perfect lol 💯👍🎼🤍
Another thing I noticed some people use to get fake views is promote their video as "ad", so sometimes you're watching youtube and the ad break instead of a real ad is, for instance, a complete video clip of a song by someone.
This was very helpful and informative. Thanks for going through all of this and explaining the tells. I'll definitely be looking out for these in the future, just in case.
I would like to add a kinda flaw to the video..I make edits of tv shows and movies and one of my videos skyrockeded (maybe not in most peoples opinion...but i got like 230000 views on like one video) however i only have one comment on it and only like 364 likes...i wish more people actively interacted with it instead of just watching and leaving but it was a totally natural fluke, none of my other vids get anywhere close no matter how hard I try, and whats even WORSE is that i barely spent any time on the one that went semi viral. but who knows
love editing gabi coming in for the explanation
3:51 "Let's talk about parallel universes" theme song starts, I can't think anything else.
Thanks pannenkoek...
thanks for pointing out all these scams and how to spot them
I’m so upset that I’m just now discovering your channel. Anyway you just gained a new subscriber
I adore you, you’re so creative and knowledgeable! Thank you for all that you teach me
You should adore salmon as well like she said
Thought of disliking due to typos at 0:51, but the flipped text part got me back. Also, I like salmon too. On a real though, really good video as always.
i never spell anything wrong what do you mran????????
@@itsgabibelle I need 2 go bak 2 skul den
01:18 Salmon is good. Alaskan sockeye is a family thing due to my father's side being Alaskan Native, so I ate a good bit of it growing up and love it
So on Instagram, I had 3 reels go viral. I gained over 20,000 followers from those three combined. But still 99% of my reels only get a few thousand views and like 100 likes. So it is possible.
Salmon - Yes
Tuna - you can take that crap back to the ocean 🤢
👀 poor tuna
Sorry tuna is better than salmon in my book. But salmon is tasty as well
@@fakename1656 Salmon and tuna are my two favourite sushi. But if I had to pick one, it's gonna be salmon
I have done something mirrored when I didn't have to before. Glad I'm not alone. 😂
I like salmon! But it can be fishy so it needs to be well seasoned and prepared 😁 remember the salmon I made you and Drew with the tomatoes, basil, and balsamic? Sooo good
Found you on recommended lol
Is this video gonna blow up ?
manifest
Hey we have the same curtains! 😊 Love your aesthetic! Also salmon is great 🐟
Those brands with high followers and low likes are annoying af
i HATE those accounts tbh i was tempted to leave the nail account uncensored but decided not to choose evil 🥲
The other problem is that when the people in the right positions of power with the right amount of money buy followers and falsify popularity, it actually works to kick up someone's popularity as more people find them. That's what Travis Scott's production team did. He didn't blow up organically.
This is the third video I've watched of yours that you mentioned "Drew Gooden" and I've always assumed you meant the basketball player which I thought was really odd.
I'm old, I never heard of the other one
He's another great youtuber!
What microphone are you using? It sounds so crisp and clean!
i use the akg perception 220! :) in premiere i'll throw a compressor, EQ, and de-esser on it to fine tune it a bit more!
@@itsgabibelle your processing is next level, sorry I’m such a nerd! Thank you for responding and happy Thanksgiving 🍁
I love salmon, and I love all the typos too
the issue with the appearance of fake spotify plays is that they mimic me and my adhd crews spotify habits. i absolutely have played a single song on repeat for 8+ hours straight before, meanwhile my boyfriend will play the same 4 songs over and over for weeks
Scrolled through the comments for a bit, and haven’t noticed anyone pointing out that a Siivagunner track is being used instead of the original at 4:09. Whether it’s intentional or not idk, but it’s really funny.
So when you mentioned the insta promoting page I realized that I've been approached by 3 of them since starting the soap business page. I knew they were fishy but I didn't know exactly what the scam was so thanks!
hmmm 300 subs in a day not bad ma g, im looking forward for ur channel to pop, lol im a lucky sub, i subbed to steven he when he had 50k subs smthg, i subbed to faline san when she had smthg similar, u make quality content, don't stop making it, u will hit 100k in a blink, and shit will accelerate in no time, al the best!
Great idea for a video, I never even knew this happened. Fresh salmon is delicious but I'm not a huge fan of the canned variety
The whole galaxy brain whiteboard thing got me in stitches
congrats on 100k subs!!!
Absolutely loved the galaxy Bren moment
Exactly why I follow this page
at 4 min wow sent me back havent heard that tune in forever
Me, listening to the same song on repeat [literally] thousands of times in
Love your videos 💗
Another pog content keep up the great work
Capitalise the p in Pog
@@froggod6484 capitalize entire word actually
@@angelicicarus8578 no?
I love salmon.
If you love salmon, you should try Squaw Candy. I was a commercial salmon fisherman in Alaska for a couple of years, and some of the natives made this stuff and it was delicious. I know the name is kind of offensive now, but I don't know what else it's called. It is salmon jerky, but it is sweet and delicious and they have been making it this way for like thousands of years.
Anyway. Thanks for fun videos
I burst out laughing when you wrote the "any" backwards due to your confusion about the monitor. i would have done the same
Oh my god there's a scam company called smoothmyballs and it's a manscaprd knockoff
I love this video by gabi belle . It's very good and gabi belle put a lot of effort into it.
(Just kidding! I'm not a comments bot!)
yo keep posting trust just trust
combining RPA (robotic process automation) in programs like Nintex with algorithmic LLM models (like chatGPT) it is now possible to have AI integrated into the commenting process.
HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT WRITING BACKWARDS???
Uau! I didn't know people would do that! Crazy!
How does one buy the dislikes public display option back?
I LOVE SALMON IT'S SO GOOD
The biggest thing I see here are fake subscribers, and it's absolutely rampant. It's a dead giveaway when they have a million plus subscribers, yet videos that have been up for two or three months are sitting at 20-30 thousand views. That means only 2-3 % of your followers are actually watching your content. As for comments, I rarely ever leave them on You Tube because, well, nobody is going to even read them, so what's the point?
I've been on a binge of your channel help
I started watching these videos a couple of days ago… thanks for badgering me to subscribe the content is great, even if it does cause headaches/nausea… if you’ve read this far why not click/press the thumbnail to the left where you can see hundreds of videos of barely viewed cringe
can somebody pleeeaasseeee teel me the song at 3:51 ive been searching for it so long! :')
my old Instagram account got ruined because I was following thousands of random people, I suspect that it's been taken over to give people fake followers. fuck that
If it's grilled, I like salmon.
I agree
hey gabi, what app do you use to edit your videos?
i use premiere to edit! :)
@@itsgabibelle thx :D
I like salmon with sushi and btw be happy because I shinobu kócho loves ur vids
BOT! I FOUND A BOT!!!
No wait false alarm. Salmon sushi 🤤
Gabi, you are a genius! Subscribed.
hi! i like your videos and you editing, what edition software do you use? i was using iMovie, but then i tried filmora...do you use another one? I would really start creating better vids, but i feel like i should change the program I am using now. Please let me know!!!
During 2020, I was presented with a lot of offers on IG to gain more followers. It was quite amusing. I have been on IG for over a decade and just found that to be so amusing. With all the bots now, it’s clogged with trash a few humanoids want to interact with.
Thank you for your amusing explanation on buying followers and ratios.
Only started eating salmon the last few years.
Coat it simply with some cajun style spices. Baked in the oven. Perfect & tasty!
i do indeed like salmon
Where can I get your earrings? They are super bomb yo. Salmon is also unbelievably delicious, best with those little green things and lemon and cook in the oven wrapped in tin foil. Sorry if that was rude, salmon's just bomb yo.
So you said that algorhytm sees when you're buying subs and them burries that account. But does it? What if someone else buys subs/follows for you to bury/discredit you?
Ah you actually had that situation. Nvm then. Keep comments tho.
I've tried the whole youtube thing when i was much younger (by "tried" i mean that i uploaded a few low effort gameplay videos, which, to be fair was much of youtube at the time) i got bored and went on to be a mechanic... not the point. I've like 50 suscribers, and one of my videos randomly got like 3k views in a week. It's now at 50k views. I didn't buy views, youtube apparently can be like that sometimes.
Salmon is so goated, tho fr 1:25
Salmon < any white fish (even cod)
underrated af ur a great creator u will become famous and u deserve it great content and also im a bot
I ain’t ever gonna do that mayne
Gabi is so underrated
What about the ones who over work to build there account, and under charge themselves to build other peoples pages?… you cannot guarantee. I used to build pages and never used any of that
My take on salmon: salmon nigiri is amazing hands down and has convinced me that raw salmon is the way to go. Cooked salmon is good, but can get tiresome pretty quickly.
1:20 i love salmon, my sister also doesnt though! How odd right?
As a kid my brother and I were given salmon cooked this exact same way every single time we had it and we had it wayyy too often imo- can’t do salmon anymore 🙁
bruh the ad LOL
LMAO
another thing about the YT one is that- also the algorithm sucks. For me example- I boomed in subscribers for a certain fandom fo animations I was making because that's what I was hyperfixating on in the beginning. I get lots of ppl subbing who only want that content [according to yt] and then when I'm no longer into that fandom and I aniamte other things. My sub count stays the same at 10.5k but my views are barely around 500. Simply because of the algorithm, I'm to fuckin poor to buy subs- I want my subscribers to leave my channel so badly
I think salmon is great. With some season yellow rice with some side avocado and spices banana, it's pretty good.
I tried to check out some artists on spotify because I had no idea these metrics existed and I have a mostly blank screen with only monthly listeners :(
sorry about the second comment. I do want to comment on the part about views. When I look at a video I almost never look at how many views it has. In fact I can not recall a time that I have ever paid attention to that on any site.
Salmon is great. It's my favorite fish. Actually, my daughter and my roommate and *their* daughters love my sweet over-roasted caramelized salmon bites. Just some honey, dijon mustard and marmalade, dip some 1" salmon cubes into that mix, then 8 minutes in the oven on broil... *insert tiktok "wow" sound effect*