Senator Armstrong I have a dream speech

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  • Опубликовано: 24 мар 2013
  • Nice knife lol. Anyway best speech I ever heard from a Senator.
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  • @artaum5635
    @artaum5635 3 года назад +32514

    "I promise I won't get political"
    _2 drinks later:_

    • @sleepyrowdy1826
      @sleepyrowdy1826 3 года назад +1929

      "America is deseased,rotten By the core"

    • @disrpt
      @disrpt 3 года назад +658

      Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics

    • @kaiserepsilon4011
      @kaiserepsilon4011 3 года назад +252

      I don't even need a drink considering that I'm too young to even get one.

    • @hit9819
      @hit9819 3 года назад +783

      “And from the ashes a new America will be born!”
      *flips table*

    • @ricardo.compere8504
      @ricardo.compere8504 3 года назад +215

      @@hit9819 friend: i shoulda seen this coming but i want to see where this goes

  • @undefined6512
    @undefined6512 4 года назад +7382

    "How is your shirt so white?"
    *Washing machines, son*

    • @cyberdragon4249
      @cyberdragon4249 4 года назад +402

      “Made to clean away all the dirt and grime obtained in battle. You can’t make me dirty Jack.”

    • @crash2262
      @crash2262 4 года назад +272

      WHY WON'T IT STAIN???!

    • @LBH2323
      @LBH2323 4 года назад +75

      It's a tide ad

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 4 года назад +78

      Pure white, spiffy clean, trust me jack a little tide can do wonders.

    • @batuhan6887
      @batuhan6887 4 года назад +16

      Washing machine? I bet this guy washes them himself with his overwhelmingly sexy arms

  • @cluckinbell1974
    @cluckinbell1974 Год назад +6484

    2:32 “Fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit”
    Armstrong spittin pure fax on this one

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 Год назад +373

      And more importantly the media.

    • @meldrickedwards1892
      @meldrickedwards1892 Год назад +123

      Not really.
      Because in reality, the majority of people barely talk about shit like that.

    • @psychedeli_
      @psychedeli_ Год назад +47

      my favourite part of this whole thing

    • @vgman94
      @vgman94 Год назад +16

      @@Dilbert1999 100% yes.

    • @mrleafbeef634
      @mrleafbeef634 Год назад +7

      Trump as senator armstrong

  • @oisy
    @oisy 2 года назад +7385

    “Your tooth is diseased, rotten to the core. There’s no saving it, we need to pull it out by the roots.”
    -Dentist Steven Armstrong

    • @adikavita436
      @adikavita436 2 года назад +452

      BURN IT DOWN!

    • @killman369547
      @killman369547 Год назад +224

      Literally one of my wisdom teeth last year. Thank God for anesthesia.

    • @jaegermann4170
      @jaegermann4170 Год назад +191

      Wipe the enamel clean

    • @jaderabbit898
      @jaderabbit898 Год назад +1

      @Jacky138 The cavaties will be purged, and the jaw bones will thrive. Free to grow as they see fit! It'll make the tooth be great again!!

    • @YoutubeCommonman_Totas
      @YoutubeCommonman_Totas Год назад

      "RUclips is diseased, rotten to the core. There's no saving it, we need to pull it out by the roots."
      - Me

  • @marcusgabriel8365
    @marcusgabriel8365 4 года назад +26769

    The strongest part of Armstrong isn’t his body, it’s his glasses

  • @jjboomba
    @jjboomba 3 года назад +9545

    Armstrong: "Fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit."
    Its true ya know.

    • @AlphaOmegon
      @AlphaOmegon 3 года назад +658

      Everything he says is soo true its kinda scary.

    • @md.moinulislam9851
      @md.moinulislam9851 3 года назад +179

      He also said "Fuck American pride"

    • @josephkoch6494
      @josephkoch6494 3 года назад +1002

      @@md.moinulislam9851 As an American patriot, I agree with the statement. We are told to be proud Americans while our nation rots and our government fucks us over daily. How can we justify pride in a fading American way?
      "America is diseased, rotten to the core. There's no saving it." So true it hurts.

    • @viabletoscream2677
      @viabletoscream2677 3 года назад +221

      And narcisist RUclipsrs that think they're celebertys

    • @legendaryfrolox6285
      @legendaryfrolox6285 3 года назад +256

      Holy shit this speech predicted the future

  • @the_bigdaddy420
    @the_bigdaddy420 Год назад +302

    We never agreed with Armstrong solution, we agreed with the problems he saw

    • @shridharbiju7370
      @shridharbiju7370 4 месяца назад

      Typically fascists are good at identifying the symptoms but are shit at actual diagnosis

    • @sigiligus
      @sigiligus 3 месяца назад +26

      I agree with his solution

    • @MooseOsauras
      @MooseOsauras 2 месяца назад +16

      ​​​@@sigiligusit's a little flawed not perfect at all it's not the only solution but might as well be the best

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X Месяц назад +10

      Yet his solution won out in the end, Raiden went against laws and followed his own form of justice and killed Armatring who he saw as a threat to the way of life Raiden champions. Armstring was right in evwrything, its just Raiden's will was stronger

    • @GodfreyFirstEldenLord
      @GodfreyFirstEldenLord Месяц назад +5

      True but at this point I’d still vote him even though he’d destroy the entire country

  • @CHEESEpuff69
    @CHEESEpuff69 Год назад +736

    So, I just learned that the voice actor for senator Armstrong (Alastair Duncan), also does the voice for celebrimbor in the shadow of Mordor/war games and the voice for Mimir in god of war. The man has some real range.

    • @BiggerBossN313
      @BiggerBossN313 Год назад +35

      Damn I didn’t even know he was mimir

    • @killuazoldyck7597
      @killuazoldyck7597 Год назад +23

      Good to know I wasn't just going insane when I noticed they sounded similar

    • @Barcera
      @Barcera Год назад +15

      He was also the husband of Anna Gunn (The actress of Skyler White)

    • @FlyingPenguin196
      @FlyingPenguin196 Год назад +32

      Baldur is blessed with NANOMACHINES, SON

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 Год назад +2

      He was also in a Regular Show episode.

  • @groovysnake6664
    @groovysnake6664 6 лет назад +19962

    "How the hell did you get elected?"
    "Memes, Jack."

    • @isaachinds3736
      @isaachinds3736 4 года назад +671

      The Dna of the soul.

    • @gomichow
      @gomichow 4 года назад +294

      It all started, one long summer ago...

    • @matteocampus6450
      @matteocampus6450 4 года назад +448

      *Donald Trump in a Nutshell*

    • @warmac88
      @warmac88 4 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 4 года назад +37

      @@matteocampus6450 amen

  • @maguyonseanlewis7696
    @maguyonseanlewis7696 4 года назад +4281

    "How did you even win the election"
    *"Voting Machines, son"*

    • @foxthefox1594
      @foxthefox1594 4 года назад +37

      Sean Maguyon i mean, you aint wrong

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 4 года назад +27

      "Well, I don't write my own speeches."

    • @sleepyrowdy1826
      @sleepyrowdy1826 3 года назад +17

      Rigged

    • @Banchoking
      @Banchoking 3 года назад +47

      "They fortify the election in response to PR trauma."

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 2 года назад

      Ugh, let's not get the tRumpists going on the "bUt ThE eLeCtIoN wAs StOlEn" bs more than they already are.

  • @brodiesmith7957
    @brodiesmith7957 2 месяца назад +35

    2013:
    I can’t image someone will say that while running for President
    2016:
    Oh shit they predicted the future

    • @MooseOsauras
      @MooseOsauras Месяц назад +6

      Trump was playing metal gear Also another metal gear game ( I forgot which one I think 2 ) a computer says something about how the twin towers were destroyed in a terrorist attack meaning Osama was also playing metal gear😮

  • @Dracoboss98
    @Dracoboss98 3 месяца назад +53

    I forgot that Armstrong actually says “Make America great again”. Japan saw the future 😂

    • @MooseOsauras
      @MooseOsauras Месяц назад +12

      Actually is a Ronald Reagan quote

  • @lemon5501
    @lemon5501 4 года назад +13679

    "what the hell are you talking about?"
    Dude literally just talked for 2 minutes straight about what he's talking about.

    • @blazine1596
      @blazine1596 4 года назад +718

      Raiden is always confused lmao in mgs2 if you press r1 while on codec with either emma or the patriots he says "what the hell are you talking about?"

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 4 года назад +199

      Empty platitudes, like all politicians difference is he belives in them, lol.

    • @yanzx01
      @yanzx01 4 года назад +605

      Can’t pay attention to the words when he’s getting his ass beat the whole time.

    • @TrenElZombie
      @TrenElZombie 4 года назад +47

      He is a cyborg bninja, pretty nsure they can

    • @ironpulcinella3586
      @ironpulcinella3586 4 года назад +44

      Dude
      I suck at politic speak too I can relate
      Idgi what potatoes and article 13 have to do with hentai
      :V

  • @devastater97
    @devastater97 3 года назад +17206

    Man this is how presidential debates should go, the two candidates beat the shit out of each other while pitching their policies.
    1 year late and 12k likes. Didn't expect that tbh.

    • @june9914
      @june9914 3 года назад +1739

      Definitely, we’d get rid of those crusty ass politicians and get some young blood that can shatter their opponents bones

    • @mingusmolo4629
      @mingusmolo4629 3 года назад +69

      👍

    • @memengineer5714
      @memengineer5714 3 года назад +1439

      @@june9914 You mean get rid of those limpdick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats?

    • @smile_jpg6673
      @smile_jpg6673 3 года назад +90

      We’re getting there

    • @thememeguy2195
      @thememeguy2195 3 года назад +332

      And that's how you'd get more people into politics.

  • @Plague1457
    @Plague1457 Год назад +1232

    2:33 how this line aged well

    • @burimuso
      @burimuso Год назад +56

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @Saladass-kc1hh
      @Saladass-kc1hh Год назад +44

      it's like they predict the future

    • @goodstuff4987
      @goodstuff4987 Год назад +11

      Like wine

    • @dragonairdragon6173
      @dragonairdragon6173 Год назад +64

      Internet was supposed to be a free space for ideas, no matter how illegal. Ah man... Now we can't even swaer in YT sections.

    • @Diorden119
      @Diorden119 Год назад +41

      Bruh are you people like 10 years old? The internet and television were like this even before Revengeance was released

  • @trypticon8619
    @trypticon8619 Год назад +269

    This cutscene is the purest form of saying “hold up, let him cook”

  • @RUdigitized
    @RUdigitized 4 года назад +10581

    “Make America great again”
    *looks at upload date*

    • @shengrant3088
      @shengrant3088 4 года назад +368

      2013 shocked!!!!!!

    • @beerussama7093
      @beerussama7093 4 года назад +244

      Dude I thought I was the only one 😂

    • @Jar0fMay0
      @Jar0fMay0 4 года назад +191

      Prophetic??

    • @foxthefox1594
      @foxthefox1594 4 года назад +505

      It was Reagen who said it first

    • @hcnuup
      @hcnuup 4 года назад +271

      @@foxthefox1594 And Bill Clinton in 1991 and Hillary Clinton in 2008

  • @DoneDragon1
    @DoneDragon1 5 лет назад +13453

    I wish most political debates were like this

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 5 лет назад +339

      Lmao only Chady but smart men in the house...I can dig it!

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 5 лет назад +589

      @@felixgutierrez993 yes i too would like a fist fight of convertation

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 5 лет назад +54

      @@lionelk.y7233 that would be ebic tho

    • @jamesklark6562
      @jamesklark6562 5 лет назад +156

      Bernie wouldn't last a second, but I mean he couldn't do that in a debate anyways.

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 5 лет назад +593

      A bunch of nanomachine-enhanced boomers stomping the shit out of each other while they deliver presumably improvised monologues?
      Sounds fun.

  • @spectralstriker
    @spectralstriker 6 месяцев назад +152

    Every year, I agree with him more and more...

    • @spectralstriker
      @spectralstriker 5 месяцев назад +19

      ​@Finger875A burglar that trips and falls through a window of a house they broke into can sue the homeowner if they were injured.
      Currently, the laws protect criminals more than they do the people.

    • @muzgmen
      @muzgmen 4 месяца назад +1

      @@spectralstriker Ok shithead, name ONE such case where this happened and the burglar has won the case.

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 4 месяца назад +1

      @Finger875 He's right though.

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 3 месяца назад +3

      ​​@@spectralstriker *"IS THAT JUSTICE?!"*
      _"No..."_
      *I'd've got him 10k.*

    • @breadmey1097
      @breadmey1097 Месяц назад

      Jesus christ you have the media literacy of a vegetable

  • @Fear_None22
    @Fear_None22 Год назад +245

    For someone as buff as Senator Armstrong, the fact his button up shirt doesn't become undone is astonishing.

    • @Lordofcookiejars
      @Lordofcookiejars 10 месяцев назад +32

      His shirt and glasses are the true heroes of this tale

    • @JKF10210
      @JKF10210 8 месяцев назад +7

      Don't forget his belt and pants

    • @evanhawkins6186
      @evanhawkins6186 7 месяцев назад +4

      Nanomachines son!

    • @emma6648
      @emma6648 7 месяцев назад +2

      Wish it did though fr fr

    • @Boredomeee
      @Boredomeee 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@emma6648how you get caught gooning for Armstrong 😭

  • @lifemythanimations6606
    @lifemythanimations6606 4 года назад +3296

    The Libertarian party has really gone off the deep end

    • @nicolasd140
      @nicolasd140 4 года назад +137

      Life Myth Animations Anarcho-egoism baby, society's just a spook

    • @JoaoPedro-hz4vp
      @JoaoPedro-hz4vp 4 года назад +83

      @@nicolasd140 If everyone took care of their own life the world would be a better place

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 4 года назад +34

      @@JoaoPedro-hz4vp -- Tommy Wiseau

    • @ChodeMaster
      @ChodeMaster 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 4 года назад +39

      Life Myth Animations I wish actual libertarians were this cool

  • @fp45
    @fp45 6 лет назад +8530

    Man those infowars life supplements really work

  • @Ghostsfan420
    @Ghostsfan420 22 дня назад +34

    Here after Trump Assassination attempt

    • @roboticturtle8822
      @roboticturtle8822 22 дня назад +4

      Same

    • @Wully02
      @Wully02 22 дня назад +10

      Make America Great Again!

    • @AA-db9cb
      @AA-db9cb 22 дня назад +3

      Yeah

    • @greensmurf221
      @greensmurf221 20 дней назад +3

    • @Frille512
      @Frille512 5 дней назад +1

      Lmao trump is nothing like Armstrong, he's the kind of person Armstrong would hate judging by his speech

  • @studentloans2488
    @studentloans2488 2 месяца назад +12

    "Be the American that Asian stereotypes portrays you as"
    - _The Art of War - Sun Tzu_

    • @Danielsheinkman
      @Danielsheinkman 2 месяца назад +2

      I just little bit don't want to be militarist, sorry. 🤷‍♂️

  • @nicolasd140
    @nicolasd140 4 года назад +12215

    The virgin moderate vs the chad anarcho-egoist

  • @speedy846
    @speedy846 3 года назад +4512

    **Calls Armstrong a typical politician**
    Armstrong: (able to tear the president in two with his bare hands)

    • @khazarhay
      @khazarhay 3 года назад +360

      and he played college ball

    • @blitzwave935
      @blitzwave935 3 года назад +312

      Coulda gone pro if he hadn’t joined the navy

    • @funnyx8307
      @funnyx8307 3 года назад +226

      He's not one of those belt waste pansies

    • @CID-db5zu
      @CID-db5zu 3 года назад +107

      He could break Trump in two with his bare hands.

    • @ridhwan6113
      @ridhwan6113 3 года назад +142

      @@CID-db5zu Don't fuck with this senator

  • @lemagicbaguette1917
    @lemagicbaguette1917 8 месяцев назад +33

    Worst part is that the Senator has some really good points. How the hell did Japan out-America America?

  • @spaghettiking7312
    @spaghettiking7312 2 месяца назад +17

    This game aged like fine wine.

  • @danielfraiz74
    @danielfraiz74 4 года назад +9845

    He literally only talks for 20-25 minutes in the whole game but it's enough to be a legend

    • @shaesullivan
      @shaesullivan 3 года назад +545

      You don't need to rant if you have a point to make.

    • @TheUntrainedNinja
      @TheUntrainedNinja 3 года назад +130

      That's a lot of talking lol

    • @foreverbored1713
      @foreverbored1713 3 года назад +186

      That's more than most characters in games lol

    • @roboticeggs
      @roboticeggs 3 года назад +101

      You don't need to talk to be a legend, look at doomsayer

    • @roeisimcha188
      @roeisimcha188 3 года назад +78

      COULDV GONE PRO IF I DIDN'T JOIN THE NAVY

  • @svet4487
    @svet4487 4 года назад +8233

    Senator Armstrong: I used the wars to destroy the wars.

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 4 года назад +42

      xD

    • @spetnazball1392
      @spetnazball1392 4 года назад +68

      World war 1

    • @pretzelpop78
      @pretzelpop78 4 года назад +55

      Olivier Pineau yeah that’s the joke idiot

    • @JustSomeRandomBurger
      @JustSomeRandomBurger 4 года назад +4

      @@OutCast907 stfu fanboy

    • @itsbreadwinner
      @itsbreadwinner 4 года назад +23

      Olivier Pineau woah did you see that? It’s hard to miss, but that was a rare species known as a “joke” that flew right over ur head

  • @thelordofthelostbraincells
    @thelordofthelostbraincells Год назад +387

    It's crazy to think that a Japanese game creator understands more about American politics than most Americans *XD!*

    • @northernheel2829
      @northernheel2829 7 месяцев назад +9

      Its as if Japan and the states have had a political conflict or something.

    • @alexzeng9833
      @alexzeng9833 6 месяцев назад

      Bruh, how exactly?

    • @vanillacokejunky
      @vanillacokejunky 6 месяцев назад +5

      It's called outside perspective

  • @LePLusCoolDesCools
    @LePLusCoolDesCools 6 месяцев назад +57

    The fact that so many Americans agree with Armstrong, if ever so slightly, is proof of how brilliantly this guy is written.

  • @yes2sdiomain335
    @yes2sdiomain335 3 года назад +7595

    the embodiment of the phrase "dangerously based"

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 года назад +117

      Sdio mains when they run out of new players to beat

    • @yes2sdiomain335
      @yes2sdiomain335 3 года назад +27

      @@SpeedKing.. have not played hftf in like 2 or so years since i quit, but it was fun to dunk on new players, i mostly played hol horse.

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 года назад +9

      @@yes2sdiomain335 well, I could never dream of finding another hftf player in an unrelated video. Nice being here.

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss 3 года назад +12

      no such thing

    • @lizardmotel5531
      @lizardmotel5531 3 года назад +3

      nice picture

  • @masterofnothing4938
    @masterofnothing4938 4 года назад +3334

    “How the hell did you get elected?”
    “Nanomachines son!”

  • @joe_tango
    @joe_tango Месяц назад +6

    Imagine someone searches I have a dream and rather than seeing Martin Luther king he sees senator Armstrong

  • @charlesc4511
    @charlesc4511 Год назад +20

    Now i know why Mimir didn't die when Kratos cut off his head.
    Nanomachines son.

    • @pu55yEaterr
      @pu55yEaterr Год назад +3

      They sound so different yet voiced by the same person wtf

    • @twohandedswordsman852
      @twohandedswordsman852 Год назад +2

      *Scottish accent* NANOMACHINES, BROTHER!

  • @CoolDude5633554
    @CoolDude5633554 4 года назад +3464

    Two things that costed Armstrong to lose against Raiden:
    1) The removal of his Shirt
    2) The removal of his Glasses

  • @livesakimbo
    @livesakimbo 4 года назад +10248

    Me : Armstrong has a point, why is he the bad guy again?
    “ the weak will be purged “
    Me : Ah i see

    • @TellmeWhy3
      @TellmeWhy3 4 года назад +825

      accuse the conservatives of preying on the weak, is a usual leftist's trick
      Leftist always hide themselves behind the weak, just another business for them. Their poverty is just an alibi for progressive agenda whom never help poor people. They are like wolf disguised in sheep.

    • @ukulin8525
      @ukulin8525 4 года назад +1666

      @@TellmeWhy3 What?

    • @definitelynotcharlie4001
      @definitelynotcharlie4001 4 года назад +1052

      Tonio du87 he literally said he wants to murder people who are below him please tell me you’re joking

    • @vull8375
      @vull8375 4 года назад +155

      Great concept, poor execution.

    • @azariyelvarro6271
      @azariyelvarro6271 4 года назад +644

      @@TellmeWhy3 When did op ever mention conservatives.
      All you've done is proven your own madness by seeing a connection that was never made and defending the lie that you probably tell yourself.

  • @TheBikeOnTheMoon
    @TheBikeOnTheMoon 2 года назад +50

    can't believe that this game blew up in popularity again after 9 years

  • @ciderhype
    @ciderhype Год назад +35

    Here in 2023...
    This doesn't sound so bad.

  • @douglasschneider9127
    @douglasschneider9127 3 года назад +3256

    When you beat Garry Johnson and Jo Jorgensen & get to the final boss of the Libertarian party

    • @vladimirdan1959
      @vladimirdan1959 3 года назад +196

      This dude is way out of the LP's league, he actually seems to have a philosophy

    • @bubblegumgun3292
      @bubblegumgun3292 3 года назад +71

      @@vladimirdan1959 that is the ancap philosophy, basically purging "the weak" threw the free market

    • @TOAOM123
      @TOAOM123 3 года назад +110

      @@bubblegumgun3292
      "Armstrong, dont you mean 'through' the free market?"
      Armstrong: *lifts up competition* "say what?"

    • @illogicalbear6200
      @illogicalbear6200 3 года назад +1

      @@TOAOM123 lol

    • @leozafirov8209
      @leozafirov8209 3 года назад +10

      Obviously it's Verman supreme

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 3 года назад +9383

    2013: there is no way this guy can be real
    2021: I wish this guy was real

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 3 года назад +226

      ​@@LucMantique Orwell was a communist, he was just the sort that insisted that the Soviet Union "wasn't real communism". In "Animal Farm", Snowball is a stand-in for Trotsky, a horrid [the censorship algorithm won't let me name his ethnicity, but take a wild guess] who was even more evil than Stalin.
      As to the rest, I agree. As a man once said, "America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse." The White men upon this continent need to band together and build a new nation by any means necessary.

    • @user-ic7ve7vy7g
      @user-ic7ve7vy7g 3 года назад +346

      @@LucMantique you really had to set Aqua as pfp and talk about political stuff

    • @DioBrando-mr5xs
      @DioBrando-mr5xs 3 года назад +72

      @@LucMantique Orwell was a gay communist. You are a gay liberal.

    • @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677
      @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 3 года назад +85

      They're both demented. It's just one is less of a narcissistic lunatic.

    • @LaserXP101
      @LaserXP101 3 года назад +96

      The world is built on people who only care about themselves. It's no longer about the people, it's only so they can spew their pointless bullshit. Liberals, Conservatives, right, left, up, down, only money is what they care about. Until we cast those ideas off is when people can and will finally be free to be their own person. Fuck political correctness

  • @melopuss375
    @melopuss375 10 месяцев назад +33

    i just love the part where raiden grins at his unpunched chin, because he's been punched in the chin throughout the entire game and that was the only time he dodged a chin punch.
    the struggle, the character growth, the thematic messaging about learning from our past, however gradual and insignificant. all from his newly pristine shiny metal chin. truly better writing than shakeshpeare

  • @snowy1627
    @snowy1627 Год назад +27

    To be honest, i love his idea of a new America
    GLORY TO ARMSTRONG

  • @MatsuSenpaii
    @MatsuSenpaii 2 года назад +9781

    Platinum Games when they create Metal Gear Rising:
    *"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it"*

    • @kurumitokisaki4230
      @kurumitokisaki4230 2 года назад +316

      Nice back to the future reference

    • @libra687
      @libra687 2 года назад +274

      but people loved it when it came out and it has been meme'd for years

    • @MatsuSenpaii
      @MatsuSenpaii 2 года назад +94

      @BEASTFRAG435 yeah, but i don't feel the same hype back then tbh, maybe it's because the internet is not as good as today

    • @DrEarthwormRobotnik
      @DrEarthwormRobotnik 2 года назад +99

      @@MatsuSenpaii I recall back in the day Armstrong was a fairly popular villain then. It was just more subdued then and the memes just came back with a vengeance

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 2 года назад +45

      @@MatsuSenpaii the internet was better back then when the game came out

  • @handsomegeorgianbankrobber3779
    @handsomegeorgianbankrobber3779 2 года назад +14685

    I like how Japanese developers can create a better American character than pretty much any American developer studio could.

    • @longpham-sj5sv
      @longpham-sj5sv 2 года назад +776

      @Victor Luigi "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that.

    • @R.E.C.2004
      @R.E.C.2004 2 года назад +239

      @Victor Luigi God Speed ya Magnificent Bastard

    • @DesertStateNevada
      @DesertStateNevada 2 года назад +403

      Its similar to how American directors can create better Japanese characters in movies than any Japanese movie studio.

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 2 года назад +163

      U get a good view at the state of your house looking from the outside

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 2 года назад +73

      And I believe he knows fighting a little bit better than you do because he invented it!

  • @DTheCritical
    @DTheCritical 3 месяца назад +27

    I love how Armstrong stops for a literal smoke break

  • @Dionaea_floridensis
    @Dionaea_floridensis 10 месяцев назад +16

    Almost forgot to watch this today

  • @fireswordhero1644
    @fireswordhero1644 3 года назад +29418

    The best part about this whole scene is the fact that Armstrong grows stronger when he starts to talk about his dream. Raiden is smacking him around one second, but the minute he tells his dream he suddenly manhandles Raiden like it's nothing. The pure power of passion towards his goals turns Armstrong from a politician to a weapon that can surpass metal gear.

    • @reinazer379
      @reinazer379 3 года назад +1968

      Yes
      That's called anime talking power

    • @conorscott430
      @conorscott430 3 года назад +2227

      Which is the recurring theme of the game. Basically, whoever has the stronger ideals triumphs over those with weaker ones. This is why Raiden loses to Sam at the beginning of the game, but once he admits to himself that he kills his enemies simply because he enjoys it and not because of his shaky belief in “justice” or “protecting the weak”, he starts mopping the floor with Desperado and Armstrong.

    • @averagefanenjoyer8696
      @averagefanenjoyer8696 3 года назад +350

      Just the cliche that whoever is currently talking is the one winning at that moment

    • @lostgem8225
      @lostgem8225 3 года назад +566

      @@reinazer379 except this time it's against the protagonists my god

    • @dorukhanozen2580
      @dorukhanozen2580 3 года назад +183

      Armstron is an anime protagonist confirmed ^^.

  • @megasean3000
    @megasean3000 5 лет назад +18423

    Hey, whether he’s right or wrong, you gotta admire his passion.

    • @snurffff
      @snurffff 5 лет назад +993

      Love him or hate him, senator Armstrong spitting straight facts. 💯💯😜👆🤘

    • @Freeemon
      @Freeemon 5 лет назад +358

      @@snurffff AWESOME
      he has a dream

    • @jeramysteve3394
      @jeramysteve3394 4 года назад +292

      #armstrongdidnothingwrong.

    • @biggun8801
      @biggun8801 4 года назад +110

      I mean he basically was just a patriot 2

    • @wilsthelimit
      @wilsthelimit 4 года назад +118

      mega sean I mean, I kinda agree on the media part

  • @Practitioner_of_Diogenes
    @Practitioner_of_Diogenes Месяц назад +5

    I love how RUclips thinks this is Injustice: Gods Among Us instead of Metal Gear.

  • @supreme_doge_yt7509
    @supreme_doge_yt7509 Год назад +20

    He pulled a Martin Luther king he truly doesn’t write his speeches

    • @nope6908
      @nope6908 Год назад +6

      Martin Luther King mixed with Donald John Trump is how I would describe Armstrong speech

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@nope6908 *W*

  • @blvntgobl1n82
    @blvntgobl1n82 3 года назад +13610

    "I'm using war to get elected, so I can end war as a business"
    Translation: "I used the stones to destroy the stones"

    • @DHARK_PRODIGY
      @DHARK_PRODIGY 3 года назад +69

      😂😂😂

    • @shikigranbell7608
      @shikigranbell7608 3 года назад +219

      420 Dankaroni
      "It nearly killed me,but the work is done.it always will be,i am inevitable"

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 3 года назад +34

      So he’s basically Grover Cleveland

    • @Sweetgum-x7g
      @Sweetgum-x7g 3 года назад +65

      Gone reduced to atoms

    • @Alen725
      @Alen725 3 года назад +77

      Its actually how this works, instead banging stones with your head moron like you would do.

  • @sabbirraiyan3396
    @sabbirraiyan3396 4 года назад +4103

    Remember kids, giving a speech while fighting makes you strong .

    • @john.darksoul
      @john.darksoul 4 года назад +130

      Makes your arms strong

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 4 года назад +45

      Anime has always been the prime example of this ... And certain superhero movies!!
      XD

    • @voodoo0112
      @voodoo0112 4 года назад +4

      I wouldn’t speech but I would preach

    • @gillndziba5351
      @gillndziba5351 4 года назад +1

      AHHAHAAHAHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHSAHHAA

    • @Armygaurd1
      @Armygaurd1 4 года назад +1

      I feel like this comment is the topic of a TED Talk

  • @adriancyrilreyes3146
    @adriancyrilreyes3146 2 года назад +22

    3:35 i used the war to destroy the war

  • @lonecolamarine
    @lonecolamarine 2 года назад +66

    4:30
    I like how he immediately calmed down after a quick puff.
    He just needed his nicotine, y’all, we’ll be coolin’ in a minute.

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 6 дней назад

      I know it was a joke, but I also think Armstrong just REALLY needed to get all of those beliefs off his chest. We know from earlier that Armstrong usually lies about his actual beliefs: right before the EXCELSUS fight, Armstrong tried to market himself as a big capitalist who wants to start a war for the economy. It was only AFTER this that Armstrong finally allows himself to talk about his actual goals: a free world where people fight for their own beliefs instead of conformist conspiracies. Who knows how long he was holding all that in.

  • @Kastafore
    @Kastafore 3 года назад +7334

    0:07 Raiden narrowly avoids the uppercut by retracting his chin a bit. He has a moment of retrospection and chuckles- all game he's been getting scraped on the chin by attacks but this one he cleanly dodges and he's proud. Just makes it all the funnier in the very next scene when Armstrong punches the shit outta him xD

    • @transgression6902
      @transgression6902 3 года назад +763

      And his chin glows red hot from the friction of sliding on the floor

    • @juliendacoolien3454
      @juliendacoolien3454 3 года назад +289

      Oh my God, you have a keen eye.

    • @anubishd439
      @anubishd439 2 года назад +250

      You can actually see how chin move back into his mouth to avoid the attack

    • @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
      @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 2 года назад +180

      Dude, I've seen this cutscene like 200 times and never noticed that he actually retracts his chin!

    • @d.a.u.d
      @d.a.u.d 2 года назад +96

      This, plus in the DLC we see Sam avoiding chin attacks WITHOUT his upgrades yet.

  • @lilahdog568
    @lilahdog568 2 года назад +2412

    "Make America Great Again."
    -Senator Armstrong.

    • @aguyontheinternet9095
      @aguyontheinternet9095 2 года назад +228

      Not gonna lie nearly did a spit take when I first heard Trump say it, it caught me that off guard.

    • @pkmntrainerred4247
      @pkmntrainerred4247 2 года назад +296

      @@aguyontheinternet9095 *Trump must`ve played this game*

    • @jacqmarthy536
      @jacqmarthy536 2 года назад +132

      Well, trump was in WWE so i guess he's the closest americans can get to senator armstrong.

    • @SadFloridaMan
      @SadFloridaMan 2 года назад +7

      I can back that statement

    • @penguinninja4417
      @penguinninja4417 2 года назад +68

      @@aguyontheinternet9095 I believe Reagan originally had the slogan and Trump reused it

  • @skepler2
    @skepler2 5 месяцев назад +8

    NOT FOR MONEY! NOT FOR OIL!

  • @Darksaviour
    @Darksaviour Год назад +19

    Got love how villains like Armstrong’s reason make way to much sense so the writers have to throw in 3:18 just to stop the audience from siding with the villain

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Год назад +3

      That is enough to make me side with him though

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar Год назад +5

      In RL, the strong are purged. If it's a choice between that and Armstrong, then I agree with him.

  • @puffpuffpassmako
    @puffpuffpassmako 3 года назад +7999

    "I don't write my own speeches"
    Well you should, because this one you just cooked up has 99.99% of the comment section agreeing with you

    • @lalitoemocion3863
      @lalitoemocion3863 3 года назад +620

      Well it makes sense in-universe, because although Armstrong seeks to end wars, he must pretend he wants to start them to win the elections

    • @fightingspirit7960
      @fightingspirit7960 3 года назад +166

      To be fair...some of his points are a bit iffy. Weak, die, strong live? Racists, neo nazis black hating and minority hating cops will have a field day.

    • @lalitoemocion3863
      @lalitoemocion3863 3 года назад +822

      @@fightingspirit7960 u clearly didnt understand the speech, he's not talking about the weak in a sense of power, he's talking about the weak in an ideological and moral way, he wants to vanish all people who follow blindly what their country says, so the strong minded one can think and act and fight on what they believe is right

    • @flamingchickin
      @flamingchickin 3 года назад +226

      @@lalitoemocion3863 to me he wanted anarchy, because how can you control any man who fights his own wars and lives for himself. i don't think you do at all, and while weak-willed corrupt individuals will be weeded out, many innocents will die by the malicious who have freedom to do as they please. government needs some semblance of control

    • @Jonathan-A.C.
      @Jonathan-A.C. 3 года назад +84

      @@fightingspirit7960
      Uh no, firstly it’s about your will as a person to choose your own destiny, and then actual physical strength. Nothing here that’s said has anything to do with a specific ideology other than natural selection and Darwinism

  • @ForbiddenFate
    @ForbiddenFate 3 года назад +1786

    Wow the AVGN has really been hitting the gym since the last time I saw him

  • @AustinMurray0519
    @AustinMurray0519 2 месяца назад +5

    **stomps out raiden**
    2 seconds later
    *_Cigar_*

  • @kaiserweeaboo1817
    @kaiserweeaboo1817 2 года назад +102

    2:53 never has there been a more true statement, especially right now

  • @tghilkrad8012
    @tghilkrad8012 5 лет назад +817

    3:59 Not for oil? Oh Sh*t he’s serious.

    • @justsomeguybuyingtime7078
      @justsomeguybuyingtime7078 4 года назад +64

      Finally someone who's trustworthy and not full of shit!

    • @shadowronin2943
      @shadowronin2943 4 года назад +3

      Yeah they went to control other resources as well

    • @hernandogaribaldi8627
      @hernandogaribaldi8627 4 года назад +4

      @Stephen Jenkins No, they can go at war with you for litium, gas, consumers, sugar, bananas; doesn't matter.

    • @Alright281
      @Alright281 Год назад +1

      America when a small developing third-world country "finds" oil

  • @rafaerushonchisei8514
    @rafaerushonchisei8514 3 года назад +4343

    He probably rehearsed it a thousand of times before fighting raiden so he could win his debate with him. Armstrong for senator👏

    • @Scroteydada
      @Scroteydada 3 года назад +331

      I can imagine him alone in a room with a badly drawn anime boy penned on a punching bag

    • @Aeaaoooaaa
      @Aeaaoooaaa 3 года назад +120

      @@Scroteydada Armstrong’s bodypillow

    • @christopherallenjr7241
      @christopherallenjr7241 3 года назад +95

      @@Aeaaoooaaa that’s one durable ass pillow

    • @sparrow_solas
      @sparrow_solas 3 года назад +46

      he was already senator in this video. he wanted to become president.

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 2 года назад +20

      @@sparrow_solas fun fact: in lore, he was running in the 2020 election

  • @thefinalboss4471
    @thefinalboss4471 Год назад +39

    "Be the American the Japanese think you are."
    -Greg Watchamacallit

  • @omartherandomguy8566
    @omartherandomguy8566 2 года назад +20

    Armstrong After the speech:''So what do you think''
    Raiden:''How the hell did you get elected
    Armstrong:''WHAT DID I JUST SAY?''

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Год назад +1

      To be fair, Raiden is fighting for the some of the “weak” Armstrong says “need to be purged”.

  • @noN--zr6rn
    @noN--zr6rn 2 года назад +3104

    I love how it ends with “how the hell did you get elected?”

    • @actualturtle2421
      @actualturtle2421 2 года назад +433

      Me then: How the hell did he get elected?
      Me now: Why the hell can't I vote for him?

    • @DesertStateNevada
      @DesertStateNevada 2 года назад +48

      @@actualturtle2421 I'm confident that Donald Trump Jr will be similar to Senator Armstrong, when he finally has enough of all the bs going around these days and decides to run for president.

    • @actualturtle2421
      @actualturtle2421 2 года назад +122

      @@DesertStateNevada Trump Jr will do exactly what his daddy did, which is grift off of right wing rage and never actually do anything. If you're still thinking Trump is the answer, you've got a long way to go.

    • @DesertStateNevada
      @DesertStateNevada 2 года назад +27

      @@actualturtle2421 "right wing rage"? lol Lets see if you can actually explain what you're talking about. But the moment you start blabbing about nonsense you heard on the young turds, bsnbc, vox, reddit, twitter, late night propaganda shows or etc. this conversation is over.

    • @Tidushii
      @Tidushii 2 года назад +1

      @@actualturtle2421 how do you like your new gas price? Jobs and income drying up? Unchecked mass migration that gets most government funds while you and your fam can starve for all they care? Increased crime rates and unchecked rioters that can take your shit with impunity? New wars that will serve no one but a handful of elites? Truth is as much of an asshole Trump was he did truly care for Americans.

  • @lilnunu1553
    @lilnunu1553 4 года назад +2633

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that Senator Armstrong used the quote ''Make America Great Again'' before Trump?

    • @foxthefox1594
      @foxthefox1594 4 года назад +246

      Filipbob Bobek Ronald Reagan(?) said it first!

    • @yutro213
      @yutro213 4 года назад +138

      Armstrong used the quote _before_ Donald Trump.

    • @KamiTenchi
      @KamiTenchi 4 года назад +24

      Who cares..its fictional

    • @Samurai33rp
      @Samurai33rp 4 года назад +6

      Damn

    • @KamiTenchi
      @KamiTenchi 4 года назад +26

      @Jonathan Reyes Black Lives Matter .

  • @ducparker662
    @ducparker662 2 месяца назад +4

    Nothing more American than giving a speech while beat the hell out of a robot

  • @bulkypockets2610
    @bulkypockets2610 Год назад +213

    Fuck, I’d vote for him

  • @aurickathallahpadraya3991
    @aurickathallahpadraya3991 3 года назад +1537

    They're speaking facts while fighting to death. Absolute chads right here.

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 3 года назад +66

      *ABSOLUTE MAD CHADS*

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 года назад +22

      That's how old epic fights were done

    • @jaypea30
      @jaypea30 3 года назад +12

      God I wish this was IRL politics

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 3 года назад +3

      @@jaypea30 ruclips.net/video/_ettSN3DmpY/видео.html

    • @phelbot5488
      @phelbot5488 3 года назад +5

      I mean, he's speaking facts, but that's just typical polititian talk

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +25698

    The fact that there isn't at least a sequel or a remake to this game, is beyond me.

  • @TheClanBlade
    @TheClanBlade 10 месяцев назад +12

    He's literally what every politcan wished they could be.

  • @realbb321
    @realbb321 Год назад +19

    He has my vote.

  • @gordonchell4364
    @gordonchell4364 3 года назад +5374

    Good God, did Armstrong get a psychic vision of the future and go insane? Now that's a hardcore origin story.

    • @ChurlzVA
      @ChurlzVA 3 года назад +499

      Look up "Most profound moment in gaming." Metal Gear has got this shit down back in the early 2000s, man. It's crazy.

    • @thanthongsupawiwattakut
      @thanthongsupawiwattakut 3 года назад +46

      Possible cus metal gear.

    • @firuzmajid4780
      @firuzmajid4780 2 года назад +163

      Nanomachines, son.
      That's why.

    • @jonathanh.p1997
      @jonathanh.p1997 2 года назад +78

      @@firuzmajid4780 Nanomachines son, they cause insanity in response to looking into the future

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 2 года назад +18

      Isn't he in like 2025?

  • @Danny-mp8dq
    @Danny-mp8dq 2 года назад +3763

    Memes aside, I really like how Armstrong legitimately looked hurt when Raiden pretends to agree with him and calls him insane. He honestly believed in everything he said and saw killing Raiden as the last thing he wanted to do

    • @narutokiubissj2
      @narutokiubissj2 2 года назад +522

      Killing Raiden would mean killing the very best example of what he wishes to acomplish. As the senator himself put, Jack is one that took back his life with his own strength, his own ideals and will. Not to mention how he also said Raiden would make a great successor

    • @Irongrip62
      @Irongrip62 2 года назад +158

      Too bad you can't choose to accept his premise as a player.

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 2 года назад +131

      ​@@Irongrip62 it's an awful thing tbh, wage ww3 to end war as an economy, who will remain alive by the end of the war ? who will pick up the scraps and rebuild society ? it'll be like the middle ages just with technology. so it makes sense why Raiden didn't side with him.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 2 года назад +119

      @@danialyousaf6456 in his head WW3 is the filter to separate the weak from the strong which isn’t at all how it would work in reality but he’s not that sane anyway

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 2 года назад +23

      @@narutokiubissj2 the funny thing is though raiden wouldn’t be anywhere near where he is today without big boss basically adopting and training him

  • @MarXBeats
    @MarXBeats 3 месяца назад +20

    Ahead of its time. Dang, Armstrong was spittin some wisdom.

  • @bloopletank2491
    @bloopletank2491 4 месяца назад +9

    He has my vote

  • @choconutter7563
    @choconutter7563 4 года назад +1262

    4:07
    When the roach I’ve crushed starts moving again

  • @undead_dova_1113
    @undead_dova_1113 2 года назад +10519

    When Japanese developers knows more about US politic than average American and everyone in Canada or Europe

    • @haltdieklappe7972
      @haltdieklappe7972 2 года назад +442

      When the

    • @bloodredrain
      @bloodredrain 2 года назад +740

      impostor is sus

    • @godkingofcarp
      @godkingofcarp 2 года назад +125

      @@bloodredrain 😳

    • @mehmetenescetin2182
      @mehmetenescetin2182 2 года назад +155

      They are closer to us then europeans ya know

    • @SniperDizzyJohny
      @SniperDizzyJohny 2 года назад +343

      Cause US citiziens inform themself with mainstream media lol.
      But it happens in every country, the msjority see polítics as my blue team good vs your red team bad.
      When you got interést in an external country you are at least a little more neutral. Is not always.
      I for example dont like communism, and despict my heart being libertarian, i am not against the communist china gov. Cause i consider china historically was a mess of infinite civil wars, the alternativa to the ccp maybe was worse.

  • @TheImperialSoviet
    @TheImperialSoviet 3 месяца назад +3

    Are we just gonna ignore how Armstrong just casually took that attempted choke Raiden tried to give him without using the nanomachines? Brother is just a different breed of senator altogether.

  • @kellyfilkins
    @kellyfilkins 8 месяцев назад +7

    He actually has some good points

  • @CID-db5zu
    @CID-db5zu 3 года назад +9800

    I vote for Armstrong. He actually stands behind his beliefs with incredible passion and monstrous strength.

  • @ElBandito
    @ElBandito 7 лет назад +2585

    Armstrong's glasses are indestructible. Where can I order a pair for myself?

    • @simonbriggs203
      @simonbriggs203 6 лет назад +317

      Nanomachines son. He has them on his glasses too.

    • @thephantompenance
      @thephantompenance 6 лет назад +187

      El Bandito No. Those glasses have been passed down the Armstrong line for generations

    • @basilsalazar3489
      @basilsalazar3489 6 лет назад +36

      El Bandito nah the shoes is strongest one here.

    • @hydradominatus3661
      @hydradominatus3661 5 лет назад +29

      @@basilsalazar3489 no, he's shirt is tougher. And his pants.

    • @Mickael_Mineo
      @Mickael_Mineo 5 лет назад +25

      You can order those in the university of Texas.

  • @luis-sophus-8227
    @luis-sophus-8227 6 месяцев назад +16

    I'd vote for Armstrong now.

  • @Voeluspa45
    @Voeluspa45 3 месяца назад +5

    Nanomachines, son!

  • @holyloli69420
    @holyloli69420 5 лет назад +4055

    Stand User: _Senator Armstrong_
    Stand Name: _Nanomachines Son_

    • @justaweeb9086
      @justaweeb9086 4 года назад +38

      The stand name isn't a musical reference

    • @delontahenderson9327
      @delontahenderson9327 4 года назад +113

      "I am machine" would be a better stand name

    • @Isaac-ui6pz
      @Isaac-ui6pz 4 года назад +17

      @@delontahenderson9327 I take that reference

    • @albertoromero2375
      @albertoromero2375 4 года назад +57

      I, Senator Armstrong, have a dream

    • @DCBiscuit
      @DCBiscuit 4 года назад +10

      Jose Diaz it would have to be localized for American copyright so it's fine. I mean, there's no band called ZIPPER MAN.

  • @makian_real
    @makian_real 3 года назад +1101

    Man, the guy from Bee movie got ripped.

    • @enzokahn179
      @enzokahn179 3 года назад +4

      Bad boi

    • @guyman7897
      @guyman7897 3 года назад +1

      Holy crap

    • @guyman7897
      @guyman7897 3 года назад +2

      Why the hell you edit your message

    • @makian_real
      @makian_real 3 года назад +1

      What

    • @guyman7897
      @guyman7897 3 года назад +1

      @@makian_real sorry, I thought you edited your message, but I was wrong

  • @noodles9345
    @noodles9345 Год назад +17

    One of the most based villains of all time.

  • @user-me5iz1xw6n
    @user-me5iz1xw6n 5 месяцев назад +6

    Not for money not for oil

  • @BeatmasterAC
    @BeatmasterAC 4 года назад +2346

    Armstrong: “ the weak will be purged “
    Warhammer 40k: * happy inquisition noises *

    • @alejandronieto4212
      @alejandronieto4212 3 года назад +19

      actually Imperium likes weak men. Or please tell me how Armstrong would consider the hordes of devout pilgrims travelling to all the shrine worlds in the Imperium strong people.

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 3 года назад +2

      @_ Loratar57FV
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
      SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

    • @keiranferrier3642
      @keiranferrier3642 3 года назад

      Suffer not the weak to live

    • @mannypope299
      @mannypope299 3 года назад

      “Happy inquisition noises” Me: no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

    • @Technocratos90
      @Technocratos90 3 года назад +2

      Iron Hands space marine legion actually.

  • @stanleysmith7551
    @stanleysmith7551 2 года назад +12906

    This game is like 12 years old, but everything he says sounds painfully accurate.

    • @yourbenevolentsaviorgill5547
      @yourbenevolentsaviorgill5547 2 года назад +1068

      Its amazing how armstrong predicted our future perfectly

    • @codeninja100
      @codeninja100 2 года назад +1298

      “Make America Great Again”

    • @GunzyHD
      @GunzyHD 2 года назад +301

      9 years but still

    • @jabronijackpot
      @jabronijackpot 2 года назад +711

      @@codeninja100 Funny coincidence they chose that line in particular. Old Reagan campaign slogan originally, so I suppose it makes sense as a reference for an over the top US politician stereotype.

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 2 года назад +141

      @@yourbenevolentsaviorgill5547
      Not the future, the long-lasting norm since Reagan

  • @arkoisagoodboy
    @arkoisagoodboy Год назад +181

    Out of context, his speech sounds reasonable. In the context of Metal Gear 3 where we find out society is being controlled, his speech sounds honorable. Never played the game so I'm not sure how Raiden isn't the badguy

    • @Spartan322
      @Spartan322 Год назад +1

      Its mostly because Senator Armstrong has an ends justify the means mentality, where he commits constant atrocities to enact his dreams, enslaving people, murdering people, the list of things he does to achieve what he wants goes on and on.

    • @sirsmokemosquito
      @sirsmokemosquito Год назад +5

      Ikr

    • @HumanB312
      @HumanB312 Год назад

      Kidnapped war orphans to create soldiers use war to stop war make America great again

    • @user-kt3jk1vq9o
      @user-kt3jk1vq9o Год назад +67

      "The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive"
      What a reasonable man

    • @Luftwaffle47
      @Luftwaffle47 Год назад +58

      Well, in the context of MGR Technically Raiden and Armstrong's ideologies are similar for the most part. It's their definition of the weak that arguably causes the most issues when it comes to Armstrong's plan. Raiden is "The protector of the Weak" Who believes in protecting those who can't defend themselves or don't have any means to from those stronger than them. Armstrong's idea of the weak are people who never earned anything and were given most of what they possess (most notably politicians) and he believes that the Strong are those who have fought and survived to earn their keep not strictly the physically strong. This is why Armstrong does want Raiden on his side as he sees Raiden being his textbook definition of a strong individual as he put it "Through sheer force of will and with your own two hands, you took back your life". Raiden's misunderstanding of Armstrong's definition of the weak caused the conflict.
      And of course the abduction of poor children to use their brains to make soldiers, but that's a whole other topic.

  • @gavinbutler5866
    @gavinbutler5866 4 месяца назад +6

    Daam man Armstrong spitting straight facts 🤣👌

  • @lakobause
    @lakobause 7 лет назад +2874

    0:11 Love how Raiden gets punched in the face while checking to make sure he wasn't punched in the face.

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 6 лет назад +509

      No, he was relieved he avoided getting punched in the jaw. It was a bit of a running gag in the game.

    • @BBHSN98
      @BBHSN98 6 лет назад +146

      Too bad he couldn't dodge the second.

    • @jakei8743
      @jakei8743 6 лет назад +38

      ultrix soma is it supposed to be funny becuase his jaw is metal?

    • @captainmartinwalker2848
      @captainmartinwalker2848 6 лет назад +77

      ultrix soma and then he skids the whole way on his chin lmao

    • @doktorfish6143
      @doktorfish6143 6 лет назад +156

      Jake I it's funny because his jaw keeps getting replaced, and now that it looks like the fuckin grim reaper he was beginning to regret it. Until not having flesh on his lower jaw actually saved him a few times.

  • @farhanrashid3531
    @farhanrashid3531 3 года назад +897

    If this was a Senator, then no wonder Rome was a superpower.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 3 года назад +90

      Too bad the senators in rome were chickenshit bureaucrats too, the Roman equivalent of Senator Armstrong would be Maxinimus Thrax, physically anyway.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 3 года назад +25

      roman senators were basicaly the same, they just didnt have internet or didnt need elections

    • @hitalosera4536
      @hitalosera4536 2 года назад +17

      @@basedbattledroid3507 thats a badass name

    • @bionmccool
      @bionmccool 2 года назад +2

      @@basedbattledroid3507 not that, by the end of the empire most of them were aristocrats in every meaning of the word.

    • @alshabib5849
      @alshabib5849 2 года назад +3

      @@basedbattledroid3507 the root word for "Senator" is along the lines of "Senior" and "Senile". basically it means "old men who act" so they generally weren't this fucking chad

  • @DiegoRiser
    @DiegoRiser Год назад +9

    Seriously, I can't stop replaying the part where he says "Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN!" The writing is off the charts 🔥🔥!

  • @solortus
    @solortus Год назад +11

    I'll vote for this man any day