@@zockblattshickleblender7758wtf are you talking about? Paula Deen is the queen of butter and she’s American. We didn’t get a stereotype for being obese by not knowing about butter 💀
Pretty sure you meant to say Indian/Native American… idk why you silly brits don’t know that Asian refers to Chinese types of people from places like Japan or North Korea
@@Acidlib... Do you think there are just exclusively curry joints in England and no Chinese places? Indian food is likely way more popular but they mean "Asian" pretty much the same way we do in the US. Not sure what you think it means though. You know calling Native Americans "Indians" was the mistake and not the other way around, right?
British people: whatever. Some of the best restaurants in the world are in London! Americans: what kind of food do they serve? British people: French food.
…I would’ve never guessed in a million years you would’ve said French food. The common joke is Indian food. There is literally more Indian restaurants in the UK than essentially any other eatery.
@@zander2190 It's a reference to a video of two older chefs talking to each other. It's a joke that some of the highest rated restaurants are in London but they mostly serve French cuisine which is generally considered very high-end.
@@Sam518 we only need one: cheeseburgers, invented in America. The hamburger, made in America. And no, the hamburg steak wasn’t the first burger. Hamburg steak is literally just meat. British people claim they invented everything. Stop it.
As a brit I can confidently say what in the god forsaken compost bin is Bovril Edit: okay from all the replies I'm seeing that it's usually used to make a hot drink aka some kinda meat flavoured broth, that makes sense, but growing up in north England I have never seen it before this, so either the stores my parents shopped at never sold it or I just never saw it (I am 23 I have seen a lot of random shit on store shelves)
Everyone always shits on beans on toast but no one ever tries it. And no, it is not just a toast with some beans from the can, you need to toast it, put a little butter, then warm the beans in a little saucepan and put it on top of the toast with a little grated cheddar.
You can see the visible discomfort in his face when he takes a bit. His eyes narrow, his smile is forced, and his skin tightens around his face as he tries to mask the fact that he is grimacing.
@@Finners-v7dAs a European, it's like how Americans believe in Dropbears and that Canadians cut the tails off of beavers and eat them with Nutella. Or how they believe they invented Hawaiian pizza. Or how they believe they're the best country. Basically, Americans will believe anything if you say it with enough gusto.
For context, bovril is a beef concentrate. You're supposed to put a teaspoon of it in a cup of hot water, a bit like meat instant coffee. Him eating half the jar without puking it an actual feat.
@@chug160 Didn’t even think about that haha - my partner is American and she highlights it every time. Just like I point out whenever she says ‘drug’ as the past tense of ‘drag’
@@mccorcky5986idk why you are getting offended 💀 food in Britain is terrible. Apart from foreign restaurants traditional British food just sucks average at best.
@@ibrahimthegoat keep telling yourself that hotshot. The USA is the only single country on earth where you can get top notch food from every major culture within a 2 hour drive from pretty much anywhere.
I'll 'ave yer know that the rat paste I took home from the factory in me turnups fed a family of 4 for 10 years, til the EU closed us down for using rat substitute.
Shepherd's pie Mince pie Soused herring Black pudding hash Steak and kidney pie Treacle tart Toad in hole Mushy peas Bangers and mash Eccles cakes Fish and chips Biscuits Trifle 🏴 Shortbread Haggis Heather honey Finnan haddie with poached egg Dundee cake Butter scotch Black Angus beef 🏴
Hey do you happen to know what rat paste is? Because the only rat paste I found when searching it up was rat poison but he said it when he opened the fridge so now I'm confused.
@@Snaggle-ToothedDog I mean, they did give back/(people fought back for) the land they call the “British spice cabinet” So they don’t have em anymore 🤣
@@Snaggle-ToothedDog actually used a lot historically. But at the turn of the century, spiced food was looked down on as poor people's food. Then you had ww1, the depression and ww2 all kinda discouraged the use due to expense. Post war, if you wanted spiced food, you'd just have Indian food.
We have spicier food than America though 😂 we out here eating chilli's for fun. Never did understand why America thinks our food is bland...oh that's right because the average American has never left their own state let alone their own country and their education system is thicker than the bovril on that guys sandwich.
@@m0zz4re11a1 they seem to care about the boston tea party so much. Which was retarded on their end. Destroyong millions worth of trade that you couldve just stolen and sold? But who am i to judge the country that has mass school shooting and a shitty healthcare system that you pay for btw.
Imagine being an island with nearly unlimited access to fresh seafood and having an empire with access to basically every cuisine on Earth and making food that wouldn't even pass muster in an American prison
This video is a joke we don't actually eat like this our food is nice for example blind man's stew , scouse, beans on toast, Bangers and mash, fish and chips,
From what I understand, there's a lot of Indian food in London which is why I want to go, but I'll have to bring some chain mail with all the knife crime.
It's funny when British people try and defend their food simply by bashing the U.S. 😆 "but but but, American food is"... Well, we have restaurants from most of the world all over the place. You know what we don't have? British restaurants. Sure there's the occasional fish and chips shop. But nobody is going out for beans on toast or mushy peas.
As a British person, I can confirm I was drooling at the mouth whilst watching this video. As the same Bri’ish person, I can also confirm that bovril is a household special that one is, slapped onto wheat every day for suppa ‘n’ tea time (it’s whilst not while btw)
@@teddyperkins3406 this goes further than the joke now these days. A lot of people actually have the belief that english food is shit on the basis of disgusting pictures of some backwater northern village or what english people had to eat to survive during the 50s. It’s just spreading misinformation
Thing is, I’m Bri’ish and I genuinely do eat Bovril on Toast. I mistook it for marmite and decided it wasn’t half bad. Reminds me of my university days…
The craziest part is how they freak on you for SALTING YOUR OWN FOOD I thought it was just a JOKE, but goddamn, they really invaded, like, half the countries on earth just for spices- just to NEVER USE THEM.
We really don't. You can actually get more variety of cuisine from all over the world in Britain than from any other country I've been to (which is a lot). Go to any major British city, pick a country, we've got a restaurant doing it. Within 10 minutes walk of where I live, I've got Italian, French, Korean, Japanese, Mexican, Chinese, Thai, Indonesian, Vietnamese and Spanish restaurants.
Wait until this man finds out that some english people drink bovril... When me and my GF went to buy our car, the dude was drinking a bovril brew, literally bovril + water, we saw him make it in front of us
Ever since I first saw this video the words “bovril on wheat” pop into my head every once in a while and Im always waiting for the next time it pops in my algorithm
Bro holding back tears after he took a bite out of that abomination
British "person": That's just breakfast.
@@zockblattshickleblender7758wtf are you talking about? Paula Deen is the queen of butter and she’s American. We didn’t get a stereotype for being obese by not knowing about butter 💀
@@zockblattshickleblender7758excuse me? We literally serve deep fried butter at our fairs. Come again?
@@zockblattshickleblender7758 Butter is a beverage over here you fuggin’ limey, don’t make us beat you in another war.
@@razrv3lcmore like cheeeseee
“I like the flavour of it” through pursed lips has me crying 😂😂
His eyes when he says it😂😂😂🎉
@@Krissie707he looks like an English child
@@professorwoland3181can confirm, he looks like the averag 12yo.
Sameee I’m fuckin dead😂😭😭
I just married a Brit and this is the stuff she eats but she refuses to try American biscuits and sausage gravy.
Thats unfortunate for you.
Both aren’t very good unless you like diarrhea and naps.
Black pudding. Looks delish. Not.😂
@@drumyogi9281I enjoy diarrhea while I nap.
@@drumyogi9281if biscuits and gravy is giving u diarrhea u should see a doctor
The beans coming out with mostly the tomato water, no beans to be seen is just *chefs kiss*
you forgot the british famous "chinese stir fry curry sauce chips"
Madlad actually took a bite just to prove a point. Respect
"That's rubbish, our food is amazing!"
(Proceeds to list Asian restaurants in London)
Pretty sure you meant to say Indian/Native American… idk why you silly brits don’t know that Asian refers to Chinese types of people from places like Japan or North Korea
Native Americans.. in London..
How do you think they got tea
@@Acidlib "chinese types of people" please look at a map of asia, india's not that hard to spot. also native american???
@@Acidlib... Do you think there are just exclusively curry joints in England and no Chinese places? Indian food is likely way more popular but they mean "Asian" pretty much the same way we do in the US.
Not sure what you think it means though. You know calling Native Americans "Indians" was the mistake and not the other way around, right?
That is a criminal amount of Bovril
Your british character is exactly like every character in Clockwork Orange
His British accent is on point. Especially the :
“AY WUIFE”😂😂
No it wasn’t
@@UndtetheredHogWE'RE OUT OF RAT PASTE!
@@UndtetheredHog In a comical way yes it is.
@@UndtetheredHog WE’RE OUT OF RAT PASTE !
Eh in some places, especially the backwards parts like Newhaven it is but else where nah
Muggy onion slop has to be a real British dish you can’t convince me otherwise
Onion soup is probably the closest I can think of
@@CervineSkol thats french
@@rykehuss3435 When the British mugged it from the French, then it's called a Muggy Onion slop, innit?
Bro only took a bite off the bean side 😂 go on boy, take another bite 😂😂😂
The muggy onion slop had me dying😂🤣🤣😂😅
The pain in his eyes when he took a bite out of that
“Mushy peas!!”
*spongebob shoe noises*
British people: whatever. Some of the best restaurants in the world are in London!
Americans: what kind of food do they serve?
British people: French food.
…I would’ve never guessed in a million years you would’ve said French food.
The common joke is Indian food. There is literally more Indian restaurants in the UK than essentially any other eatery.
@@zander2190 It's a reference to a video of two older chefs talking to each other. It's a joke that some of the highest rated restaurants are in London but they mostly serve French cuisine which is generally considered very high-end.
Whats an america food then buddy? Dont worry iv got all day
@@aaronhannie very good! I figured someone would eventually catch on haha.
@@Sam518 we only need one: cheeseburgers, invented in America. The hamburger, made in America. And no, the hamburg steak wasn’t the first burger. Hamburg steak is literally just meat. British people claim they invented everything. Stop it.
As a brit I can confidently say what in the god forsaken compost bin is Bovril
Edit: okay from all the replies I'm seeing that it's usually used to make a hot drink aka some kinda meat flavoured broth, that makes sense, but growing up in north England I have never seen it before this, so either the stores my parents shopped at never sold it or I just never saw it (I am 23 I have seen a lot of random shit on store shelves)
Dead animals compressed into a sludge thats similar to glue with added blood.
Salted meat extract.
@@windwaker105 mmm disgusting
PeRfEcT! NoIcE aNd BlAcK, hOw I lIkE iT!
Basically juat marmite but made from meat
And you wonder why they were known for building boats and going to other countries
Everyone always shits on beans on toast but no one ever tries it. And no, it is not just a toast with some beans from the can, you need to toast it, put a little butter, then warm the beans in a little saucepan and put it on top of the toast with a little grated cheddar.
Ever think of why people dont try it?
My man ain’t even seen what happens in the slow cooker yet
Mushy peas are bangin'. I wont let anyone say otherwise.
You can see the visible discomfort in his face when he takes a bit. His eyes narrow, his smile is forced, and his skin tightens around his face as he tries to mask the fact that he is grimacing.
This is the hardest I have laughed at one of his videos
as a Brit I can confirm this is our daily routine
You do realise they're will be Americans who will actually believe this?
@@Finners-v7d as an Irishman more slander twards the english is perfect to me lol
@@Finners-v7dAs a European, it's like how Americans believe in Dropbears and that Canadians cut the tails off of beavers and eat them with Nutella.
Or how they believe they invented Hawaiian pizza.
Or how they believe they're the best country.
Basically, Americans will believe anything if you say it with enough gusto.
@@DarkThunderismTF are you talking about?
@@pink-flower.Irish food is basically identical to British food though. Like there’s very little difference.
Fun fact: Most British food is made from rat paste.
Missed the brain and kidney pie
I’m still waiting for the comedy to begin.
IKR. They forgot the innit
The smile never left your face, but the light left your eyes
This was the most eloquent truth I’ve ever read 😂
@@LostMyLawnMowerAs if he’s supposed to know
A true English man
@@LostMyLawnMowerno further words are necessary, it says it all.
bahahahahahahahhahahaha
The smile never left your face, but the light left your eyes
Huh
@@Allen_DIESEl the light in his eyes died when he took a bite of the sand which
@@Asdfghjklssheikornah bro thats a sand witch not no sandwich
@@Cat_in_a_pot yeah cuz if you eat that you are cursed
Ok bot
The beauty of their women and the taste of their food made the British the greatest sailors known to man for generations.
Mans never tasted Russian or Scandinavian food.
That's the funniest shit I've read all week
@@Ghost_KevlarI mean the Scandinavians were also known for their sailing abilities during the Viking age.
@@Austrian_Butcher Russians however not and we all know how disgusting their food is.
@@Ghost_KevlarRussian food is definitely better than British, even though it is a bit sloppy.
You didn't have to take that bite man. Commitment to the bit 🤣
I was literally sitting there thinking "I hope he doesn't actually bite tha-ughh he bit it🤢"
Commitment to the brit lol
@@taterfry6024Buh Dum Tss!! 🥁
Oh he sure... BIT
bro ate crude oil
Bro was ready to DIE for his art by eating that sandwich. All the respect
1600 likes and no reply?
@@carsonbrown5366 you a real one bro.
@@traviswartooth thank you
too bad they ran out of the rat paste 😢
For context, bovril is a beef concentrate. You're supposed to put a teaspoon of it in a cup of hot water, a bit like meat instant coffee. Him eating half the jar without puking it an actual feat.
"meat instant coffee" where three words in ever thought id read in a sentence
I eat it by the spoon full
I'm assuming he wanted marmite but couldn't find it
@Swe19966 yeah I thought too
Yeah that description doesn’t make it much better, I’m not very interested in meat instant coffee
The fact no actual beans, just the juice, got on the sandwich is a nice touch
How are there 735 likes with no comments 💀
@@TacticalFishermenAND ITS A MONTH OLD
Nice pfp
😂😂
Calling sauce 'juice' is wild
How you could film that sandwich scene without gagging is proof you are the best actor here.
Ngl I’m British and I reckon I could finish that no problems 😂
@@WeMuckAroundI knew you were telling the truth as soon as you said reckon
@@chug160 Didn’t even think about that haha - my partner is American and she highlights it every time. Just like I point out whenever she says ‘drug’ as the past tense of ‘drag’
@@WeMuckAroundwait people use “drug” instead of “dragged”?
@@WeMuckAroundCocaine is now my favorite past tense lmao
As a British person. I am deeply offended that there was no soggy chips or greasy fish.
Soggy chips and greasy fish😂 that’s about all I hate when I stayed a few months in the UK❤
Edit: I meant all I ate but hey look at that Freudian typo
no because they’re good i love it because the water in the chips hydrates me
As a Northerner, there's nothing better than an ale you can chew and chips you can drink.
*soggy french fries
@@Bruh..669nuh uh
The “Mushy peas pmpmpmpmpmpmpm” had me dying
Me too 😭
*MUSHY PEAS*
Had me dying 😐😐😐
Even the accent is on point
Love me some mushy peas 😁
“I like the flavor of it” while fighting to keep the tears in your eyes lmao
Flavour
@@gelatinaverde00 no
@Ligierthegreensun Yes, it’s flavour, since he is speaking BE (British English)
@@3-methylindole730 he’s imitating someone with an English accent, I’m not, so I’m spelling it the way it’s supposed to be spelled in the US.
It’s giving: “like I said it’s very good”
The british prepare food as though the germans are still performing air raids.
No we dont
The joke is old fashioned, its it half true
@@mccorcky5986idk why you are getting offended 💀 food in Britain is terrible. Apart from foreign restaurants traditional British food just sucks average at best.
@@mehyeah2931 where u fae
@@mehyeah2931tell me youve never eaten roasted food or 99% of baked goods or deserts available on the planet without saying it
I’m from uk n can’t even get angry at this it’s crease up 🤣
Same- even if it isn’t accurate
@@Huh_o-o_yay its over exaggerated, but yes your food is bland,
@@Spreadeththycheaks same with American food lol
@@ibrahimthegoat keep telling yourself that hotshot. The USA is the only single country on earth where you can get top notch food from every major culture within a 2 hour drive from pretty much anywhere.
@@FHRiley-yk9by nah...I know your American just by the "HOTSHOT"
"I like my chicken a little al dente."
I like my steak a little blended.
what
@@freshbread4039 not cooked enough basically, kinda 😂
Love the taste of salmonella 😋
@@major_kukri2430ruclips.net/video/1BDQfEJ4D7E/видео.htmlsi=sruZCNfZSoUBA0pc
Rat Paste Enjoyers are always persecuted honestly
They hate us cause they ain't us - this post was made by the Rat paste gang
Wait. What is that.
@@mollygrace3068 you've never had spotted rat in the hole?
I'll 'ave yer know that the rat paste I took home from the factory in me turnups fed a family of 4 for 10 years, til the EU closed us down for using rat substitute.
@@mollygrace3068its in the name
as an irish woman, I have never wanted to cook for a man more in my life 😂 thank you for this this made my night
The pain he felt was palpable as he said "I like the taste of it" you could almost watch his soul leave his body .
It was "I like the flavour of it"
It's too sticky for it to escape, no matter how hard it trys
How do you quote something from a video and still get it wrong
Almost? Bro it was clear as day.
@@Jason-gh9dd drugs bro
"Oi wife! We're out of rat paste!" fucking sent me
“WOOIFFF” 😭
This guy deserves your subscription for actually eating that sandwich…
Liked and subscribed, I fully agree
Definitely
You can see him muscling through, doing his best not to spit it out immediately
I subbed
The sound effects after the "MUSHY PEAS >:]" killed me bro😭
Lip smacking deliciousness in every chomp.
We actually call it, Muggy onion “sludge” I’ll have you know my good fellow
I feel like your American
@@Rudolph4444 what about their American?
@@pink-flower. maybe they lost their american?
Wait people actually live like this I’d like to formerly apologize for you having like this 😔
This whole thread is riddled with typos 😂
They conquered several countries for spices but than refused to use them
All about that profit.
Go to any British city/town/village, there will be at least two Indian restaurants
I've seen this joke 5000 times
@@j1l9f9k0ah yes, the classic british food place
An indian restaurant
No we use spices
"Hey wife we're out of rat paste" absolutely finished me off
🤨
🤨
Bro got finished off.
I hate it when I'm out of rat paste
🤨
For those who don't know, Bovril is essentially salty dried meat paste. It's a bit like boullion.
it is beef extrakt, it is evaporated, pasty boullion. you never use that much, same with marmite, vegemite, miso, maggi or soy sauce
@@gabrielbernard5440I like to compare it to demiglace
@@gabrielbernard5440But yeah, one teaspoon into a stew or sauce is 👌
liquid horse.
nah its a gravy meaty hot drink and its based
The lil noises after "MUSHY PEAS" makes my day
I'm sorry, I liked your comment and then unliked it, and then unliked the unlike because I accidentally set it to 70 with my like.
That sound was horrible
I know!!!!!
Shi ruined mine
Ok but mushy peas are tasty though! numnumnumnumnum
As a British person I can confirm, the sudden rapid lip smacking one does after yelling “Mushy peas!” is incredibly accurate
I stg I read "inedibly accurate"
Very 😂 very true I can also confirm as a Brit
@@SatanicBloodthirtsyRaccoonwhy are you satanic
You aren't wrong m8
@@SatanicBloodthirtsyRaccoon why are you a satanist
Part of his soul died when he ate that sandwich 😂😂😂😂
its fascinating how the camera lens doesn't fog up whenever he speaks in that accent
EHUEHEUE
Thats how you can tell if its an imitation or a real Brit.
If the lens ain't foggy, then the toast ain't soggy
@@weirdlilthingwhat language is that!?
@@user-Mr.something 🤭
@@clockhanded?
His face tells me that he indeed did not infact, "like the flavor of it" 😂
Brits traded spices from all over the world and still can’t use them
@@Vernich762 they forgot to colonize the spices (rare mistake for the British)
*flavour
I'd imagine that just tasted very salty
@Vernich762 very true. But if you're a yank you have no right to join in. You're diet is laughed at around the world
I felt his pain as he bit into that sandwich
British still coking like the Luftwaffe is flying over them.
😂😂😂 history nut here
@@davidperalta876 you cant ceap a straihgt face and tell me they took over half the planet for spices but decided they dont like any of them.
@@w4rd3n14 🤣💯💯
Britain: conquered half the planet for spices
Also Britain: used precisely none of them
They were using the spices as fragrance bathing want popular at the time.
The british: *Conquer the world for spices*
Also the british: *Don't use any of them in their cooking*
Overused joke doesn’t make a lick of sense
@@MrMacka99 and I can barely lick your food
If my mam cooked you dinner you’d lick the plate
The overused answer is "Spice was to trade, not consume domestically"
He went through the five stages of grief when he took that bite 💀
Edit: I haven’t looked at this comment since I posted it
Thanks for the likes 😀💃
Lol he died inside
"I like the flavor🙁🤢" 🤣💀
Rapid grieving
"AY WIFE" dying 😭
“Mushy pees!” *rapid lip smacks intensifies*
Lmao
As a British person I can confirm that whenever we pronounce mushy peas we must do that with our mouth
Its THE LAW
@@lewis5341The LOOOOOOAAAUUWWWW
Litterally my parents😂😂
Jewish Brit food must be a Cheff kiss
As a British person I can confirm that this is what we eat
Bro wtf is rat paste? 🐀
Eat some real food yall literally dominated the spice trade for centuries and you never learned to use them
I feel bad for you
Sorry to say but I'm British and no 1 eats that at least he should have added fish and chips and we don't talk like that
@@NewGalaxyNo1 what the hell is rat paste?
How can you steal spices and recipes from the entire world and still make the blandest food imaginable
"Muggy Onion Slop!🥳" Had me dying💀💀
“Nice and black just how I like it!”
𝗣𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲. 😳
Shepherd's pie
Mince pie
Soused herring
Black pudding hash
Steak and kidney pie
Treacle tart
Toad in hole
Mushy peas
Bangers and mash
Eccles cakes
Fish and chips
Biscuits
Trifle 🏴
Shortbread
Haggis
Heather honey
Finnan haddie with poached egg
Dundee cake
Butter scotch
Black Angus beef 🏴
@@MusicismoreImportant all irish cuisine
@@mr.omatop8245 mutt's law
school dinners acting like we’re still in a war sometimes 😭
"Sold spices around the world but dont know how to use them" 😂
Sold logic and “being civilised” to the world but don’t have neither 😹
"'Ai, WIFE! We're outta rat paste!" is viscerally horrifying and yet the single most British sentence physically possible.
Hey do you happen to know what rat paste is? Because the only rat paste I found when searching it up was rat poison but he said it when he opened the fridge so now I'm confused.
Looolol
I love rat paste on a muffin
I didn’t even register when he said that 😆 I was just like “Oh yes, rat paste mm hmm.”
MUSHY PEAS
Okay but the neighbors hearing "HEY WIFE, WE'RE OIT OF RAT PASTE!!!!!"
🤣
💀
Rat paste is actually real lol
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 I figured as much, don't really want to know what it is. I think I can get the gist of it
@@zockingtroller7788 Rat paste is a type of tar (I believe) used to kill rats.
The things bro does for us, he was struggling through that bite 😭
We don’t call wheat bread “wheat” and we don’t call baked beans navy beans. And rat paste is kept in the cellar not the fridge.
“Almost forgot the navy beans!”
*Pours out everything except the beans*
This cuisine would drive any man to Global Conquest for spices and herbs.
Only to not use them
@@Snaggle-ToothedDog
I mean, they did give back/(people fought back for) the land they call the “British spice cabinet”
So they don’t have em anymore 🤣
"The women and the food in England is the sole reason they were the biggest Naval Superpower that conquered the world.
@@Snaggle-ToothedDog actually used a lot historically. But at the turn of the century, spiced food was looked down on as poor people's food. Then you had ww1, the depression and ww2 all kinda discouraged the use due to expense. Post war, if you wanted spiced food, you'd just have Indian food.
@@Snaggle-ToothedDog Are Americans NPCs or something? You just repeat the same unoriginal things thousands of times.
As a British person, I feel the pain.
Great Britain: **conquers nearly half the world looking for spices**
Also Great Britain: **finds them and decides not to use them**
Our favourite spice is Flour!
On a more serious note it’s actually Ginger.
We sold them
We have spicier food than America though 😂 we out here eating chilli's for fun.
Never did understand why America thinks our food is bland...oh that's right because the average American has never left their own state let alone their own country and their education system is thicker than the bovril on that guys sandwich.
@@SnakescomeforthfromhisAnuslol, spicier than America? Go to the south and get back to me. Haha.
They needed the spices that bad because of how bad their food was
So this is why most villains are British
We have to turn to a life of crime just to afford food that isn't a bland mushy slop
Half our strikes are just to afford better rat paste.
William Afton had already been in the darkest pit of hell.
@@newmanhiding2314he didn't run out of rat paste did he !? Oh god no....
As a proud Englishman I find this hilarious 😂 Brilliant mate!
How was 1776
@@christopherw.reactionvideo859i like how thats all yanks talk about lmao. Your first president was british 😘
@@DeadEyeDonnyFTWbro fr why do they think we’d care about that 😭
@@m0zz4re11a1 they seem to care about the boston tea party so much. Which was retarded on their end. Destroyong millions worth of trade that you couldve just stolen and sold? But who am i to judge the country that has mass school shooting and a shitty healthcare system that you pay for btw.
The creation of a nation of subhumans wasn't good for anyone
Imagine being an island with nearly unlimited access to fresh seafood and having an empire with access to basically every cuisine on Earth and making food that wouldn't even pass muster in an American prison
Fish and chips are good tho
This video is a joke we don't actually eat like this our food is nice for example blind man's stew , scouse, beans on toast, Bangers and mash, fish and chips,
I am british and i can agree that muddy onion slop and rat paste are delicacies
so thats where all the rats went after the pluage
Can't even get good rat paste these days
the best bit is muddy onion slop isnt even our invention
its french
Brits eat like the Luftwaffe is still flying overhead
Haha haha haha haha haha 😂😂😂
Lool tbf it's just a meme, no one eats this stuff really but we do like a piss take
@@JDC5656Unfortunately a LOT of Americans and British don't understand it and hate each others food.
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 hahaha maybe I dunno personally it's just a joke but I can see people getting mad
From what I understand, there's a lot of Indian food in London which is why I want to go, but I'll have to bring some chain mail with all the knife crime.
Lmao, i love how commited he was to that bite before the horror set in!
It may have broken his soul, but it didnt break his character!!!
Exactly let the man fall into depression, the most important thing is to keep us entertained.
British people still eat like there’s air raids from Germany in 1943.
The physical fight of holding back disgust is what makes this amazing
Didn't even mention jellied eels.
the real abomination
Also British: Invade and conquered 25% of the world for spices.
No we didn’t
@@phantom0-9 yes you did
Yes you did
@@qwerty-dx6kd No we didn’t conquer the world for spices. That’s like saying people shoot up schools because they want the school food
@@TDI-87You copied and pasted the So Original response.
It's funny when British people try and defend their food simply by bashing the U.S. 😆 "but but but, American food is"... Well, we have restaurants from most of the world all over the place. You know what we don't have? British restaurants. Sure there's the occasional fish and chips shop. But nobody is going out for beans on toast or mushy peas.
but its the same exact situation there as here. They got restertanrs from most of the world all over the place as well..
As a British person, I can confirm I was drooling at the mouth whilst watching this video.
As the same Bri’ish person, I can also confirm that bovril is a household special that one is, slapped onto wheat every day for suppa ‘n’ tea time
(it’s whilst not while btw)
That is an abomination
@@RomarioWalker-b9fdon’t knock the mushy peas tho, them’s a good’un 😂
@@ezrafriesner8370 Mix 'em with the curry sauces from the chippy as a dip and that's a bloody good evening right there.
@@Roggor dead on the money there mate, I always pop down the chippy on local match days because I know the chips are gonna be proper fresh 😋
The muggy onion slop 😂
As a British citizen…….this is exactly correct! I’m so glad someone was able to show British cuisine, and even picked some of the best ones
As a british citizen you’re either uncultured, oversocialised or just plain ignorant that you’d accept this distortion of your own culture
@@kroolini3678 or perhaps he has a sense of humor. You should try developing one
@@teddyperkins3406 this goes further than the joke now these days. A lot of people actually have the belief that english food is shit on the basis of disgusting pictures of some backwater northern village or what english people had to eat to survive during the 50s. It’s just spreading misinformation
@@teddyperkins3406 Perhaps his next video should be on the british humor detector. xD
@@kroolini3678innit bruv
There are 3 things that drove the Brits overseas,
British weather
British women
And british food
The unholy trinity
Weather and food I understand but what’s wrong with British women?
@@aap9490 let just say there are better options out of the UK
@@aap9490 whats wrong with British women? Have you seen these things? What ISN'T wrong with them is the real question
You livin in the wrong part of the uk 🤣 got loads of sexy big booty bitches here go to uni towns n you’ll see the lengers
The "just how i like it" was the only line where you nailed the accent and it's amazing
What about, muggy onion slop.
Thing is, I’m Bri’ish and I genuinely do eat Bovril on Toast. I mistook it for marmite and decided it wasn’t half bad. Reminds me of my university days…
I mean, it's beef stock concentrate, so...
Hey man, you do you.
@peterwhiteley2729 what is wrong with you?!😂
That's fucking horrific, but at least you know it's weird. Struggle meals are struggle meals. Gets ya thru the dark days.
I have no idear what you’re talking about. But then again I live in Canadar.
The craziest part is how they freak on you for SALTING YOUR OWN FOOD
I thought it was just a JOKE, but goddamn, they really invaded, like, half the countries on earth just for spices- just to NEVER USE THEM.
100% accurate. just finished my bowl of muggy onion slop 😋
Brits eat as though the Luftwaffe is still overhead
Americans eat like they got free healthcare
We really don't. You can actually get more variety of cuisine from all over the world in Britain than from any other country I've been to (which is a lot). Go to any major British city, pick a country, we've got a restaurant doing it. Within 10 minutes walk of where I live, I've got Italian, French, Korean, Japanese, Mexican, Chinese, Thai, Indonesian, Vietnamese and Spanish restaurants.
@@davesmith5482 I meant the British food not international
We consume 90% of the world's instant coffee, can confirm.
@@davesmith5482 anything but local cuisine, huh?
"Nice and black, just how I loike it." Had me rolling
Wait until this man finds out that some english people drink bovril... When me and my GF went to buy our car, the dude was drinking a bovril brew, literally bovril + water, we saw him make it in front of us
Ever since I first saw this video the words “bovril on wheat” pop into my head every once in a while and Im always waiting for the next time it pops in my algorithm
We need to get this to Gordon immediately
Gordon is Scottish
@@midnightcas9995 scottish people are british
@@midnightcas9995and Scotland is apart of Britain. You can cry into your haggis all you want you're not getting your independence.
Oh my god this is so damn funny! 😆
@@Nigel-bekons-thouthe fuck is your problem
"Wife! We're out of rat paste!" XD