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  • Опубликовано: 23 июл 2013
  • The last thing Kumail wants to hear at a urinal is "eyes front, Gary!"
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  • @robertjusic9097
    @robertjusic9097 8 лет назад +1336

    "reality was his kryptonite" LMAOO

  • @BobJoe-rq9nz
    @BobJoe-rq9nz 5 лет назад +412

    "Every man's shoes are coated in the urine of a thousand strangers"
    --Confucious

  • @randominationable
    @randominationable 6 лет назад +2409

    Who else is on Kumail Nanjiani marathon?

    • @foodrecipe4999
      @foodrecipe4999 5 лет назад +5

      me....

    • @thisnameztaken
      @thisnameztaken 5 лет назад +2

      This guy

    • @msrobyn82
      @msrobyn82 5 лет назад +9

      Omg me. Only jst heard of him and im loving him so much. Hes so naturally funny. Hope to see more of him on the big screens.

    • @hamzadbz1
      @hamzadbz1 5 лет назад +1

      @@msrobyn82 wtf me too

    • @hansonakatti9797
      @hansonakatti9797 5 лет назад +3

      we are all the same people

  • @LordBoh
    @LordBoh 9 лет назад +904

    Such a great piece of comedy. Dude is really good. Superman story was just perfect.

    • @algnadjib
      @algnadjib 7 лет назад +2

      now it's Fat shaming

    • @youaregoingtolovethis
      @youaregoingtolovethis 5 лет назад +6

      @@algnadjib No he is just pointing out the irony of fat superman who has to wait for an elevator instead of flying. Also the choice of costume wasn't the best choice for an out of shape person trying to fit into a character
      that wears tights and is super fit. You try to wear a costume that is more flattering than less flattering for your shape and body type if possible if you don't want to be seem as delusional and in denial of reality. Of course he can wear whatever he wants but don't be surprise if people laugh or stare.

  • @hudaj6310
    @hudaj6310 6 лет назад +369

    it scares me how conan harmonizes his laugh with any one

  • @240p_is_enough
    @240p_is_enough 9 лет назад +1024

    reality was his kryptonite! Conan should have thought of that one...

  • @MJ18888
    @MJ18888 7 лет назад +296

    Man Kumail is so underrated, this guy is fuuuuuuunny!

  • @hassanlsan4500
    @hassanlsan4500 4 года назад +6

    Eyes foward Gary
    😂😂😂

  • @LillyBelleMayJune
    @LillyBelleMayJune 9 лет назад +131

    "Reality was his Kriptonite."

  • @jhogrute
    @jhogrute 10 лет назад +218

    reality was his kryptonite!

  • @Blue8spiral
    @Blue8spiral 6 лет назад +68

    Every man's shoes are coated in the urine of a thousand strangers.... I'm still laughing over that line...

  • @nlb1138
    @nlb1138 11 лет назад +21

    "who names their kid gary?" so true lol

  • @maraamitradyershaw9641
    @maraamitradyershaw9641 7 лет назад +35

    I wasn't sure when I first clicked but now I'm crying

  • @majick3556
    @majick3556 9 лет назад +222

    Kumail Nanjiani is Prismo from Adventure Time

  • @jeffwelsh7516
    @jeffwelsh7516 8 лет назад +27

    Lmao @ Andy's laugh at 2:50

  • @sanki1404
    @sanki1404 4 года назад +5

    I love how Andy is laughing at Gary reveal story

  • @AndeLikeTheMint
    @AndeLikeTheMint 5 лет назад +10

    Thank you, Conan! Somehow I did not know about this gentleman . He is HILARIOUS. Isn't it wonderful you can live so long, and life still surprises you?

  • @Vexy_Wexy
    @Vexy_Wexy 4 года назад +6

    Kumail’s last question was also my question. Also, “Ok he’s losing the battle.”😂

  • @hustlehustlehustle
    @hustlehustlehustle 10 лет назад +156

    Most Pakistanis and (Northern) Indians speak Indo-Iranian languages. That's why they have similar accents.

    • @abhiramis7206
      @abhiramis7206 6 лет назад +3

      education

    • @em1794
      @em1794 6 лет назад +7

      y'all need history lessons man

    • @gregorsamsa9844
      @gregorsamsa9844 6 лет назад +1

      It has more to do with partition.

    • @gregorsamsa9844
      @gregorsamsa9844 6 лет назад +1

      And, like, everything before that.

    • @leeali4096
      @leeali4096 6 лет назад +3

      The accent exists because the English focused on looting and not necessarily teaching proper English pronunciation to their subjects. Not that there's anything wrong with that, though. :)

  • @brendadillane
    @brendadillane 2 года назад

    Me 2021 end - 2022 beginning- happy new year!

  • @BirdiePariRicoFriends
    @BirdiePariRicoFriends 5 лет назад +5

    This guy is sooo funny. I can't get enough of his clips.

  • @emilydawson2553
    @emilydawson2553 8 лет назад +35

    He plays Prismo in Adventure time. I would love to meet him.

  • @incredelman11
    @incredelman11 11 лет назад

    Major props to you for that username (and pro pic) my friend!

  • @swiftslick
    @swiftslick 11 лет назад

    Ok. Didn't expect much but this is probably the funniest Conan clip i've seen in weeks.

  • @princejohnneyfan
    @princejohnneyfan 10 лет назад +7

    I remember this joke from his Collegehumor stand up :D

  • @buva704
    @buva704 5 лет назад +1

    he is such a genius. really funny and awesome charachter

  • @tonimacdonald5820
    @tonimacdonald5820 4 года назад

    SO FUNNY. GREAT STORIES ON EVERY TALK SHOW!

  • @CJanders411
    @CJanders411 11 лет назад

    It's really good!

  • @exzisd
    @exzisd 11 лет назад

    I'm with you 100%. I was going to type something just like this. So glad he is getting some recognition, and I NEED TO SEE MORE OF KUMAIL'S STANDUP! PLZ!

  • @TheSaurabh2294
    @TheSaurabh2294 4 года назад

    He has the best stories.

  • @diablito301
    @diablito301 11 лет назад

    Yes he was on Conan!

  • @nicholasnelson6102
    @nicholasnelson6102 10 лет назад +221

    Who does name their kid Gary?

  • @canine221
    @canine221 10 лет назад

    I've watched this video three times and it always gets me... I'm thinking maybe he has MPD or something. Lol

  • @aichitoshiki1321
    @aichitoshiki1321 3 года назад

    This man is hilarious. The best stories

  • @pkpk8366
    @pkpk8366 4 года назад

    "Eyes forward gary" 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lukenaoumovitch4477
    @lukenaoumovitch4477 2 года назад +1

    Conan: *I’ve been to Comic Con once.*
    Ahhhh the pre-Conan Comic Con reign

  • @ImmaculateTouch
    @ImmaculateTouch 11 лет назад

    Crazy guac tacs! Lol I love this dude in Portlandia.

  • @MrWanderful
    @MrWanderful 11 лет назад +2

    This guy is hilarious. My favorite is his bit as a "party loan officer" on Portlandia.

  • @_CaptainCanada
    @_CaptainCanada 10 лет назад +1

    "Reality was his kryptonite." That line cracked me up

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer 3 года назад

    "Eyes forward, Garry" LMAOOOO

  • @mjade1673
    @mjade1673 5 лет назад

    He has the greatest stories Everrr!

  • @greenion12
    @greenion12 8 лет назад +24

    I'm crying.

    • @Aarminmusic
      @Aarminmusic 8 лет назад +8

      Did you hurt yourself watching this ?

    • @Ahmed-ii7up
      @Ahmed-ii7up 4 года назад

      @@Aarminmusic lighten him up with some weed Pablo.

  • @dayswillburn777
    @dayswillburn777 6 лет назад

    "reality was his cryptonite" dat heat tho 😂😂🔥🔥

  • @ahmadzubair9603
    @ahmadzubair9603 4 года назад

    Eyes forward Gary...😄

  • @madzhowitz
    @madzhowitz 11 лет назад

    i saw him on Portlandia.

  • @ILUVGOLF
    @ILUVGOLF 5 лет назад

    That was F'N FUNNY! I clapped afterwards like I was in the audience.

  • @ChrisFlipsAlot
    @ChrisFlipsAlot 11 лет назад

    The Indoor Kids!

  • @lemonicity4834
    @lemonicity4834 5 лет назад

    Go for the stalls fam

  • @TheFlowMind
    @TheFlowMind 10 лет назад +6

    I already heard this Gary jokes...

  • @carlmongan4183
    @carlmongan4183 11 лет назад

    That moment when the description doesn't even contain the correct quotation from the video... One job... You had one job!

  • @elliotmorgan6680
    @elliotmorgan6680 6 лет назад +2

    he is the funniest person ever

  • @654321poiuytrewq0987
    @654321poiuytrewq0987 8 лет назад +4

    I never noticed this issue with urine outside of portapotties

  • @sensu28
    @sensu28 11 лет назад +2

    Kumail Nanjiani is really funny. In less than 3 minutes this went from the creepy con story to a scarily cute con story.

  • @THEREALSethJacobs
    @THEREALSethJacobs 11 лет назад +1

    He favorited one of my tweets. I guess it made him laugh.

  • @DominusInfinitus
    @DominusInfinitus 11 лет назад

    Sounds like Gary was cruisin for a bruisin

  • @ironspore
    @ironspore 11 лет назад

    Indoor Kids!!

  • @applesauceiloveyou
    @applesauceiloveyou 11 лет назад

    At 2:52 Conan smiles a really genuine smile. :D

  • @lilman99025
    @lilman99025 11 лет назад

    He is on Franklin and Bash on TV

  • @chapinero017
    @chapinero017 11 лет назад

    i saw him first on the jeselnik offensive! :D

  • @navneeth729
    @navneeth729 2 года назад

    This is the only talk show tha actually makes me laugh..

  • @fafijeezhaz8956
    @fafijeezhaz8956 2 года назад

    HOW CAN SHE SLAP

  • @Lepong20
    @Lepong20 6 лет назад +62

    Worst part about public bathrooms with urinals is when people manage to get pubic hair in it
    How do you even?

    • @TathD
      @TathD 6 лет назад +7

      Some of us are hairy! I assure you it's completely involuntary. Haha.

    • @SilentNinjaaa
      @SilentNinjaaa 5 лет назад +4

      Seriously!! I thought I was the only one to notice that! How hairy are some ppl?! TTTTT - Take the time to trim.

  • @karmareaper7880
    @karmareaper7880 4 года назад

    Before comic con looked up to them.

  • @sharpnish30
    @sharpnish30 11 лет назад

    Make that 13.... All the Garys in the world... please stand up!!

  • @WyliesWorld
    @WyliesWorld 11 лет назад +4

    The title made me think he was going to tell a story of him getting peed on

  • @TeeAychEee
    @TeeAychEee 11 лет назад +1

    Kumail Nanjiani. He just had a (great) comedy central special, this past sunday. He also has an awesome podcast (The Indoor Kids) and has been on a couple TV shows.

  • @fahimshehzad9015
    @fahimshehzad9015 6 лет назад

    The funniest man alive

  • @vivekkawadi7424
    @vivekkawadi7424 2 года назад

    All the Gary's father are sweating..

  • @virulentvenom6579
    @virulentvenom6579 11 лет назад

    He is a stand up comic. He is also on a show called Franklin and Bash.

  • @neji7728
    @neji7728 11 лет назад

    EYES FORWARD, GARY!!!!

  • @luke769animations
    @luke769animations 3 года назад

    And that’s why I use the stall

  • @IbrahimHoldsForth
    @IbrahimHoldsForth 10 лет назад +1

    Gary Gygax, inventor of Dungeons and Dragons.

  • @fafijeezhaz8956
    @fafijeezhaz8956 2 года назад

    Oh wrong guy

  • @Cyge240sx
    @Cyge240sx 8 лет назад +45

    how does the guy not know about the 1 urinal rule?

    • @bennyjones1502
      @bennyjones1502 6 лет назад +4

      Cyge Firstcaste That's truth. Except Kumail picked the one near the wall because it was away from the "lake of pee" so I suppose there's a reason right there.

  • @MrShivshank
    @MrShivshank 11 лет назад

    hes also got a podcast called "the indoor kids" its him and his wife talking about video games and it some times has guest comedians.
    its on the nerdist network .. its good stuff

  • @camerondyas3684
    @camerondyas3684 11 лет назад

    It says it in the title

  • @texbotany
    @texbotany 11 лет назад

    He's always on Portlandia

  • @samuelyoon5603
    @samuelyoon5603 5 лет назад +2

    Yeah this Kumail Nonshowyuppy guys is pretty funny

  • @BenDover-hw4xt
    @BenDover-hw4xt 7 лет назад +17

    But for real tho, who names their kid #Gary

  • @orngbttrfly128
    @orngbttrfly128 11 лет назад +1

    Gary says meow and lives in a pineapple under the sea.

  • @CalisoMoon
    @CalisoMoon 11 лет назад

    Coleman....no. Oldman, YES!

  • @SirLuquent
    @SirLuquent 11 лет назад

    Speaking as a former janitor, women's washrooms are no picnic either.

  • @DaMaAz5095681
    @DaMaAz5095681 4 года назад

    Kumail And Nikki Glasser at once with Conan.. All day episode

  • @YodatheHobbit
    @YodatheHobbit Месяц назад

    In fairness ladies, only the bottoms of our shoes are coated in urine.

  • @Pittsman71
    @Pittsman71 11 лет назад

    His stand-up Beta Male is the best I've seen in a long time.

  • @armancz
    @armancz 11 лет назад +2

    who is this guy he's hilarious :D

  • @A4k2i0
    @A4k2i0 11 лет назад

    Only Gary I don't mind is Gary from Spongebob Squarepants.

  • @hunterkepley236
    @hunterkepley236 7 лет назад

    tfw the description is wrong

  • @throwindembows
    @throwindembows 11 лет назад

    comedians are funny people

  • @TheLegendaryLinx
    @TheLegendaryLinx 11 лет назад

    Only Gary I know is Gary Ganu

  • @jelzouks1540
    @jelzouks1540 11 лет назад

    hes a stand up comic

  • @moneymaks24
    @moneymaks24 11 лет назад

    Haha

  • @jaguar123987x
    @jaguar123987x 11 лет назад

    He's Kumail Nanjiani and he went to Comic-con and he was like...aaah this is awesome... except that bathroom incident.

  • @ICash1229
    @ICash1229 11 лет назад

    @Xxcm93Xx I have too. He was on Attack Of The Show last year and said this joke.

  • @stonerkev
    @stonerkev 11 лет назад

    I think you mean Gary Coleman...

  • @josephdery6996
    @josephdery6996 11 месяцев назад

    All I hear is prismo from adventure time

  • @celv1
    @celv1 11 лет назад

    If you're called Gary you automatically turn into a 30 year old man who always has sunburn.

  • @MrKeysjimmy
    @MrKeysjimmy 5 лет назад

    Hahaha

  • @xLilPuddinTater
    @xLilPuddinTater 11 лет назад

    idk who this guy is but hes funny as hell haha

  • @MsKillerqueen5
    @MsKillerqueen5 11 лет назад

    watch him on the second episode of The Jesselnik Offensive, he is super hilarious