I have a rhyming tip for bears from one reddit user, Black bears can be brown like grizzlies but they are smaller and leaner while grizzly bears are bulkier so keep that in mind. If you ever come in contact with a polar bear and you have no other options, this may seem stupid because you would probably be in the Arctic but take of a piece of clothing (something that doesn’t affect your temperature that much or something you can take off quickly) the polar bear will examine it thoroughly and you can get away, if you can’t do that, then you have tough luck because you can’t fight back. Anyways, here is the rhyme. If it’s brown, lie down If it’s black, fight back If it’s white, goodnight Hope this helps!
0. Don't panic. 1. Build/find shelter to prevent energy loss *** this is the first action to take 2. Do any of the things in this video in pretty much any order (except the incorrect stuff like consuming cactus juice)
Heres a tip if you get lost in the wood in calgary or alberta first look for old mans beard, once you seen it look if there is lots of it, lots of it means that there no road near by, if there not that much means there is a road near by, keep following the moss and if you can see that there is barely any moss then you are really close to a road, but this might not work sometimes so this is just a things you might wanna try.
1:11 “while humans can survive 40 days without food we can’t survive 8-10 days without water”Did no one else catch this ? I mean technically true but still....
@@muzankibutsuji1895 it depends on a variety of factors, including your age, overall health, and how hydrated you were before going without water. If you're in peak condition and normally drink plenty of water, you're going to last a lot longer once you're deprived of it than someone who isn't as healthy or hydrated. Most people don't drink enough water, especially in colder climates. If you're in a hot environment, your first instinct is going to be to stay hydrated. If you're in a colder environment, you won't have that instinct until you've gone several hours without it. If you have IBS or some other gastrointestinal upset, water is going to be a bigger priority than if your gut is healthy. Heck, simply the ability to cope with stressful situations can have an impact on your overall hydration. If you're able to maintain a level head, you'll sweat less than if you're in a state of panic that you can't get out of. It all depends upon your circumstances.
Y’all should go into a little more detail on certain points. Like only take the chance with water IF you are that close to the end. Because getting sick from it will kill you faster so if you can go longer without it and you think it isn’t safe then don’t take the chance. Also not all cave water is safe. Dripping water from the ceiling would be a better chance than a pool of water but both could be contaminated.
if you are distilling water from saltwater, make sure to re-add a tiny splash of the salt water concentrate, or it will drain your electrolytes, which is dangerous.
The water thing I think is false. The right word is “get through” not “survive”. You can get through with out food for about 30 days, then your body will start to eat itself. And for water it’s around 3 days before you start to pass out and trip. After that, your chance of dying of dehydration is very high. Edit: IM NO PERSONAL, THIS IS ALL RESERCH THAT IVE DONE. THIS IS JUST CLARIFICATION, DONT HATE
Black Bear: fight like hell Grizzly bear: curl up in a ball and take the pain and hope they leave without killing you Polar bear:💀You might as well jump into the freezing water for a better survival shot Edit: there are also Sun bears (a.k.a. honey bears). If you want to survive one of them, try throwing a pot of honey or a honeycomb at them. Alternatively, _fight like hell._
I'm an introvert.. which is why I spend an awful lot of time in nature or in the wilderness hiking and backpacking. Introversion does not mean homebody
1. RUclips tries to recommend recent videos that seem interesting or helpful. 2. Know what to do if you ever go camping or to a field trip and get lost. If not, then at least learn about the most incredible methods for surviving. 3. It’s likely a coincidence. Maybe you are fascinated by the subjects that these channels present.
As mentioned, telling someone where you will be and when you will come back is the single most effective AND easiest survival technique. Having the remote possibility at least of a helicopter coming to get you is way more valuable than expertly creating a janky trap to possibly catch a rabbit or whatever. The first thing to do is: nothing. Recognize your own psychology. When panicked, the brain will narrow its focus rather than broaden it. You'll also get a boost of adrenaline that can quickly turn in to action that harms you. What you want to NOT do is run around like crazy trying to find a way out as if you're chased by hornets. That's how you possibly injure yourself, waste energy, and get totally turned around. You may not feel calm, but you want to be as deliberate as possible with every move. That's the mentality that allows you to notice your surroundings. It's a good idea to mark your spot by piling sticks / rocks the very moment you realize you're lost. From there, you can slowly try to retrace your steps--but you want to have a starting point so that you can return to it rather than go from kinda lost to really, really lost. The tips in the video about finding clean water or starting a fire really need to be elaborated on (which wasn't possible in an 8-minute video, of course). There's no way one could start a fire just given the instructions above (it shows putting in green pine needles--that's not gonna work to get it started. Only after it's huge would you do that to create a smoke signal). Watch separate videos. It's totally accessible, but takes some knowledge. Better yet, practice. Regarding water, there are also tips there. If you find a stream source that starts from the ground, that can be good because the water is potentially filtered more rather than in a stagnant puddle. Stuff like this. Lots to learn. And best to do it gradually over time. Stay safe!
Step 1: get a wood cutters Axe Step 2: go to the shrine with the stasis rune Step 3: get the stasis Step 4: find a tree Step 5: chop it down and use stasis on it before it falls Step 6: hit it while frozen to build up momentum Step 7: climb on the tree and when the stasis time is over, you will be flown over the wilderness. Have a safe flight :)
You can only live at MOST 5 days without water and 3 weeks without food You want to focus on finding a shelter first, then water, then food, then keep your sanity
@ryan rogers yeah but they're literally doing nothing (and they have heating/cooling) and if your in the wilderness you're sure as hell aren't gonna sit around and do nothing, plus you're not gonna be warm so you'll die before 3 weeks
A brown bear will often swipe at your exposed organs if it sees them moving. They don't just leave you for dead, they make damn sure you're dead. That's why people will say to have a good backpack so hopefully it by the time it's done messing up the pack it'll be convinced you're dead and leave you alone.
That’s why I always keep pure sodium with me when I hike, you can shave it and add water for fire, drop it in a water bottle and throw it for a makeshift grenade(won’t kill a bear but maybe spook it) and even if you don’t have water on you: rain, a stream, even Cactus water can set off sodium
Number one thing is, dont get lost to start with. How come so few people use the off-line gps mapping apps like Maps.me or Gaia. Or carry a Garmin GPS unit if you can afford it. Maps.me even has a breadcrumb trail feature on it, so you can always find your way back. On longer hikes good to carry a spare phone battery charge pack and cable.
Cactus water is only safe if it's certain species of cactus. All cactus fruits are safe, but the main body of the cactus is not always safe. If you see a cactus and don't know its species, it's better to just eat the fruit from it and leave the rest alone. Species that are 100% safe include the agave (technically a succulent but still related), the dragon fruit cactus, and the prickly pear cactus. There may be more than that, but those are just the species I personally know are safe because I've eaten them before.
I happen to know you can punch down a tree to make sticks and then create a pick axe. Then you can use that wooden pick axe to mind some cobblestone which can be used to build a house that's resistant to flames!
The video says not to drink urine. but google says something different: "How long can you survive by drinking pee? An extra day or two, at best. A healthy person's urine is about 95 percent water and sterile, so in the short term it's safe to drink and does replenish lost water"
In all seriousness, DO NOT EAT OR DRINK CACTUS JUICE- most species of cactus will actually make you extremely sick if you try to drink their juices, so unless you’re an expert, don’t risk it
If you ever get lost in the woods, just set your game mode to creative and fly out of there.
That only works in Minecraft, not in real life
beybladecool123 u just ruined the joke...
@@RamiM275 aw man. I ruin everything
beybladecool123 r/woooosh
@@MrSaurus
the joke
Your head
Good thing I have internet access to watch this video while I'm lost in the woods.
Hi dad
Oh yeah?
Huh.
You weren't dead?
JUSTUIN SENPAI
Me: *never goes outside*
Also me:" I should watch this...just in case"
Instructions unclear died halfway through the video.
So how did you write this comment?
@@MrSaurus r/wooosh
Is Turkey A Vegetable? r/itswooooshwith4o’s
@@MrSaurus Are you just missing every joke here or are you just trying to start something
@@750tiprogamer start what?
1) Punch trees to get wood
3) go mining and upgrade your tools to stone
2 comments? Only!?
4) Find Iron then build a better shelter
@@cosmicluna5783 5) grind for diamonds and die because of creeper
@@aintaeroxist 7) Set your gamemode to creative and find your loot
1). Punch tree to get wood.
2). Make an Axe.
3). Go mining for Cobblestone.
4). Fight the Enderdragon.
That's Minecraft, not real life
beybladecool123 it’s a joke dumbass
@@farhadnejjad9947 why so serious
beybladecool123 lmao everyone must hate you man, must suck to be you
@@soldez3129 hey dumbass you're not supposed to mine cobblestone with an axe
Who else watching this just in case and don't want to regret not watching it
FaH yea and in case you get stranded you can lead your family to safety 😂😂
A bear wouldn’t attack me, comrades don’t attack other comrades
Beefy bear daddy mmMMMMmMMMmMmM
Imposter!
@@nayibm1773
Why do I see you in every RUclips comment section
This feature is only available for Putin class in on russian servers
why are bears comrades?
Dont drink cactus water.
You'll end up like Sokka.
That’s rough buddy
I was looking for this comment lmao
It’s the quenchiest
"It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!"
You forgot moomoo
Bear Grylls: Oh no, I’ve been lost for 10-minutes-guess it’s time to drink my own piss.
🥃🤢
RULE #1: NEVER DIG STRAIGHT DOWN
I have a rhyming tip for bears from one reddit user,
Black bears can be brown like grizzlies but they are smaller and leaner while grizzly bears are bulkier so keep that in mind. If you ever come in contact with a polar bear and you have no other options, this may seem stupid because you would probably be in the Arctic but take of a piece of clothing (something that doesn’t affect your temperature that much or something you can take off quickly) the polar bear will examine it thoroughly and you can get away, if you can’t do that, then you have tough luck because you can’t fight back. Anyways, here is the rhyme.
If it’s brown, lie down
If it’s black, fight back
If it’s white, goodnight
Hope this helps!
fun fact: the average polar bear has a 7 inch dick.
Lost in the woods...
Gotta find some boots!
Got this at 12 AM, Nice thumbnail.
*I wonder whoever watched this at night*
thanks for the 200 likes its REALLY much to me!
Day: am i a joke to you?
Its day for me dawg
Guys i think the earth is round
You mean 12am in US?
N¡gga i watched dis at 3 am and a bear is eating my dick right now ples help.
We all know we didn’t need this, but our brain was like “what if”
“You need at least 1 litre of water a day to survive”
Me: surviving of 3 cups a day for the past 5 years.
0. Don't panic.
1. Build/find shelter to prevent energy loss *** this is the first action to take
2. Do any of the things in this video in pretty much any order (except the incorrect stuff like consuming cactus juice)
What does consuming cactus juice do?
@@codyhenson3373 Make you vomit and give you diarrhea because it is too acidic
Heres a tip if you get lost in the wood in calgary or alberta
first look for old mans beard, once you seen it look if there is lots of it, lots of it means that there no road near by, if there not that much means there is a road near by, keep following the moss and if you can see that there is barely any moss then you are really close to a road, but this might not work sometimes so this is just a things you might wanna try.
1:11 “while humans can survive 40 days without food we can’t survive 8-10 days without water”Did no one else catch this ?
I mean technically true but still....
David Bis I thought you can only live without water for 3 days and on the third day you can die
@@muzankibutsuji1895 it depends on a variety of factors, including your age, overall health, and how hydrated you were before going without water. If you're in peak condition and normally drink plenty of water, you're going to last a lot longer once you're deprived of it than someone who isn't as healthy or hydrated. Most people don't drink enough water, especially in colder climates. If you're in a hot environment, your first instinct is going to be to stay hydrated. If you're in a colder environment, you won't have that instinct until you've gone several hours without it. If you have IBS or some other gastrointestinal upset, water is going to be a bigger priority than if your gut is healthy. Heck, simply the ability to cope with stressful situations can have an impact on your overall hydration. If you're able to maintain a level head, you'll sweat less than if you're in a state of panic that you can't get out of. It all depends upon your circumstances.
0:40 The dude really used an upvote as a raft.
Y’all should go into a little more detail on certain points. Like only take the chance with water IF you are that close to the end. Because getting sick from it will kill you faster so if you can go longer without it and you think it isn’t safe then don’t take the chance.
Also not all cave water is safe. Dripping water from the ceiling would be a better chance than a pool of water but both could be contaminated.
I never go outside so this will never be useful to me
Cute dog u have
if you are distilling water from saltwater, make sure to re-add a tiny splash of the salt water concentrate, or it will drain your electrolytes, which is dangerous.
Love your channel!
Instructions not clear... the bear wont catch on fire how many cacti does it take to create friction for the water collector?
1:30 how do you put a can inside a bottle ? Or do you cut the bottom ?
Hotel ? Trivago
hotel trivargo hahaha so funny
The water thing I think is false. The right word is “get through” not “survive”. You can get through with out food for about 30 days, then your body will start to eat itself. And for water it’s around 3 days before you start to pass out and trip. After that, your chance of dying of dehydration is very high.
Edit: IM NO PERSONAL, THIS IS ALL RESERCH THAT IVE DONE. THIS IS JUST CLARIFICATION, DONT HATE
Getting lost in nature is gaming's equivalent of stepping out of bounds.
Basically, go back quick or you're screwed.
*These aren’t tips. This is common sense.*
Sadly not for everyone
Except it's wrong.
Woods?
Wilderness?
**The Netherlands has left the chat**
And people ask why I'm afraid of bears 😹
Once I saw The Revanent, I knew they weren't anything to play with!
what kind of people are asking that dumb question?
Black Bear: fight like hell
Grizzly bear: curl up in a ball and take the pain and hope they leave without killing you
Polar bear:💀You might as well jump into the freezing water for a better survival shot
Edit: there are also Sun bears (a.k.a. honey bears). If you want to survive one of them, try throwing a pot of honey or a honeycomb at them. Alternatively, _fight like hell._
Lol
99.9 percent of us will never need this video
Were propably all introverts-😄
I'm an introvert.. which is why I spend an awful lot of time in nature or in the wilderness hiking and backpacking. Introversion does not mean homebody
1. Why is this in my recommendations
2. RUclips. What will I do with this tips?
3. Why am I attracted to Insider (Buisness, Science etc.)?
1. RUclips tries to recommend recent videos that seem interesting or helpful.
2. Know what to do if you ever go camping or to a field trip and get lost. If not, then at least learn about the most incredible methods for surviving.
3. It’s likely a coincidence. Maybe you are fascinated by the subjects that these channels present.
As mentioned, telling someone where you will be and when you will come back is the single most effective AND easiest survival technique. Having the remote possibility at least of a helicopter coming to get you is way more valuable than expertly creating a janky trap to possibly catch a rabbit or whatever.
The first thing to do is: nothing. Recognize your own psychology. When panicked, the brain will narrow its focus rather than broaden it. You'll also get a boost of adrenaline that can quickly turn in to action that harms you. What you want to NOT do is run around like crazy trying to find a way out as if you're chased by hornets. That's how you possibly injure yourself, waste energy, and get totally turned around. You may not feel calm, but you want to be as deliberate as possible with every move. That's the mentality that allows you to notice your surroundings. It's a good idea to mark your spot by piling sticks / rocks the very moment you realize you're lost. From there, you can slowly try to retrace your steps--but you want to have a starting point so that you can return to it rather than go from kinda lost to really, really lost.
The tips in the video about finding clean water or starting a fire really need to be elaborated on (which wasn't possible in an 8-minute video, of course). There's no way one could start a fire just given the instructions above (it shows putting in green pine needles--that's not gonna work to get it started. Only after it's huge would you do that to create a smoke signal). Watch separate videos. It's totally accessible, but takes some knowledge. Better yet, practice. Regarding water, there are also tips there. If you find a stream source that starts from the ground, that can be good because the water is potentially filtered more rather than in a stagnant puddle. Stuff like this. Lots to learn. And best to do it gradually over time. Stay safe!
When going on a boat,long adventure,aeroplane make sure to get a survival book or watch RUclips for survival beforehand .Best tip
I’ve always thought this but is it a bad idea to just keep walking in one direction until you get somewhere?
Never happens when you're prepared for it. It only happens when you least expect it
Step 1: get a wood cutters Axe
Step 2: go to the shrine with the stasis rune
Step 3: get the stasis
Step 4: find a tree
Step 5: chop it down and use stasis on it before it falls
Step 6: hit it while frozen to build up momentum
Step 7: climb on the tree and when the stasis time is over, you will be flown over the wilderness.
Have a safe flight :)
Can’t get lost in a forest if you chopped it down
*Modern problems,require modern solutions.*
Lol
That will create lots of carbon dioxide and will make global warming worse... YOU CRUEL PERSON
ryan rogers YOU CRUEL PERSON
You can only live at MOST 5 days without water and 3 weeks without food
You want to focus on finding a shelter first, then water, then food, then keep your sanity
@ryan rogers yeah but they're literally doing nothing (and they have heating/cooling) and if your in the wilderness you're sure as hell aren't gonna sit around and do nothing, plus you're not gonna be warm so you'll die before 3 weeks
that sea water bottle trick thing is a nice one, it requires you to put a can of water inside of a bottle, with your bare hands
😂 Scream and make yourself big towards that bear... That animation looked funny 😂
A brown bear will often swipe at your exposed organs if it sees them moving. They don't just leave you for dead, they make damn sure you're dead. That's why people will say to have a good backpack so hopefully it by the time it's done messing up the pack it'll be convinced you're dead and leave you alone.
You can easily survive, if you listen to "Dollar in the woods" - Keemstar
What if i just bring like 5 gallons of water and a seafood restaurant with me
You would have to use your water to the seafood
Uhh, how do you bring the seafood restaurant with you though?
@@sogg8713 r/whooosh
@@emmasilver2332 :|
That’s why I always keep pure sodium with me when I hike, you can shave it and add water for fire, drop it in a water bottle and throw it for a makeshift grenade(won’t kill a bear but maybe spook it) and even if you don’t have water on you: rain, a stream, even Cactus water can set off sodium
Imagine you are stranded in the wilderness. What will u do next?
🤦 I will stop imagining.
Video : Don't drink urine
Bear Grylls : Am I a joke to you ?
Life Tip!
Do not move out of your house. Unless your going to walmart
1:35 how tf are you supposed to get a soda can in a closed water bottle lol
You need at least one liter of water, per day, to survive.
OH reeeally???
*drinks fourth coffee*
*Great video! Very useful*
*ONLY 60 COMMENTS? COME ON, THIS VIDEO MUST HAVE TO BE RECENT!*
Number one thing is, dont get lost to start with. How come so few people use the off-line gps mapping apps like Maps.me or Gaia.
Or carry a Garmin GPS unit if you can afford it. Maps.me even has a breadcrumb trail feature on it, so you can always find your way back. On longer hikes good to carry a spare phone battery charge pack and cable.
Next make how to survive Area 51 guards please
Thanks for this right now I am lost in the forest miles away from society
1:35 where can I get those bottles and cans?????
Very useful information
Me:* lives in Southern California
Also me: But what if?
Cactus water is only safe if it's certain species of cactus. All cactus fruits are safe, but the main body of the cactus is not always safe. If you see a cactus and don't know its species, it's better to just eat the fruit from it and leave the rest alone. Species that are 100% safe include the agave (technically a succulent but still related), the dragon fruit cactus, and the prickly pear cactus. There may be more than that, but those are just the species I personally know are safe because I've eaten them before.
What if i dont have bars to watch this vid.. SEND HELP A BEAR HAS ME CAPTURED ON A CAVE
I am Spongebob The Destroyer of Evil no
If you want to survive a bear, tiger, lion or wolf in the wild, you just have to be faster than the slowest person in the group.
I already know these by playing Minecraft
In minecraft, you get water from cactus
How will that help you in real life? minecraft does not have real life logic.
maria fe That’s the joke Boomer.
Bryex say r/whoosh
"What do you do first"
Me: uh,, uhh,,, chop wood!! With your fists!!
That would hurt
You aren't supposed to add rocks around a fire because if the rocks are damp they could put your fire out or the rocks could explode 💥
Says do not drink urine...
Bear Grylls: *drinks it*
How the heck will I get stranded in a forest if I don't even go outside..
I happen to know you can punch down a tree to make sticks and then create a pick axe. Then you can use that wooden pick axe to mind some cobblestone which can be used to build a house that's resistant to flames!
Me: A shut in
My brain: Dude you never know
im watching a how to survive video in the woods at 2 AM
i need a life...
You can do archery in the woods.
Some cactuses contains water that is poisonous
40 days without food and 8+ days without water ?? What ?? ....
I have saved this video. Will see it once I get lost in the woods.
Get lost*
Dont have water: Life straw
Can you please do 7 things that could save your life if you get lost in Area 51?
_But, Where do I find a can in the woods?_
_Maybe... Ask a Bear in the neighborhood!_
The wilderness is dangerous but beautiful.
1:35 how u get the can in?
Well, that video successfully cured me of any desire to ever go on a hike again. 👍
The video says not to drink urine. but google says something different: "How long can you survive by drinking pee? An extra day or two, at best. A healthy person's urine is about 95 percent water and sterile, so in the short term it's safe to drink and does replenish lost water"
Where does quicksand actually occur? I've seen a lot of natural phenomena but never quicksand
Cactus: **Dont drink from me im full of toxic alkaloids u can hug me instead**
Joke's on you, I never leave my house
What if i lose my way home in a cave while mining diamonds? Can you make a video on that?
1:30 next video: How to put a can into a plastic bottle?
Tip 8 don't even think about ending up in missing 411
1 punch tree get wood
2 make a boat
3 get sugar cane and make a map
4 cross the seven seas and get home
TIP: PLACE A BED SO U CAN RESPAWN
When a bear attacks
Me with my high pitched voice:
Messages
Dad
Why are you screaming so damn loud, u visited Siberia I hear u in canada
THANK GOODNESS now ive got something to do here in the woods.
Why do they assume that we only have one kidney? LOL 3:08
When lost in the wild always remember turn on creative mode and have unlimited supply of food🤣🤣
Going on a tangent with the pee talk. I have heard you can drink it once before it’s poison ☠️
The quicksand tip i really didnt know about
Just make an Anti LandBear Circle.
Comments on this video:
40% don’t drink cactus water
40% minecraft
10% something about boots
10% memes
So some must have items are a powerful lens, lighter, empty bottles, a solar flash light and a sharp long weapon.
Thanks in advance. I'll send this link to anyone who gets lost in the woods.
In all seriousness, DO NOT EAT OR DRINK CACTUS JUICE- most species of cactus will actually make you extremely sick if you try to drink their juices, so unless you’re an expert, don’t risk it
If you ever get lost in the woods, just listen for Saria's Song and follow the sound.