I can't believe THIS is the podcast I tune in to 24/7. I have not missed an episode, nor skipped a beat. Given it was an episode within my $0 price range.
Sam said in the last free episode that the $500 he paid to get these two was well worth it and I 100% agree. These last few episodes have been absolutely hilarious
He would probably be a wildlife photographer photographer, laying in wait for a wild wildlife photographer to come along and he would take pictures of them.
They were great last episode cause it was fresh but it's a bit that gets old fast cause his all come down to cum, piss, shit, and/or rape of some sort.
When I was real young I'd put pillows under my blanket and used a Halloween bucket as a head and hide in the closet when it was time for school and watch my mom scream at a decoy.
No joke i actually relate to poob's story about hiding from people just for the lolz. I love hiding and trying to scare my parents and friends at just about every opportunity i get even to this day.
I went into QueenFPS stream, first thing I said was 'So we camping today?'. Instantly got my message deleted and she made an announcement that if anyone mentions it they will be banned. Then got harassed by her simps in the DMs and called a subhuman. Oof.
Poobs night vision unit is likely a generation 1 (1930's tech) Russian made model "Cyclop 1" with lenses made by a well known Russian company ROMZ - "OJSC ROSTOV OPTICAL & MECHANICAL PLANT -ROMZ". The night vision itself is known to be rugged and long lasting - they usually embed all the components in a very thick insulating material creating good shock and water protection - although being generation 1 technology it lacks a micro-channel photon cascade multiplier plate meaning it has much less light amplification compared to generation 2 and 3 tech. Due to material selection - for the viewing screen if I remember - the generation 1 devices have a much shorter lifespan. The lens is likely a removable lense with an M42 (still commonly usable) mount which the Russians made after taking over the Zeiss factory in their counterpush into Germany in WW2 and is quite a desirable lense, considered comparable to the original Zeiss lense (which usually costs more but it can be argued the Russian is equal in quality). The lens is particularly known to transmit a lot of light very quickly and have good bokeh - background blur as well as good quality glass.
Sam out here like the light at the end of the tunnel. Just when you think you’re having a shitty day then BAM forehead fables sneaking up on ya. Kinda like how Epstein snuck up on all those kids.
To this day I still don't understand why Sam chose to take a dumb in the tub and puke in the toilet instead of take a dump in the toilet and puke in the tub when he had the flu. The only possible scenario that makes sense is he just run in there like a goblin mid puke and just started blasting from both ends.
At 15:00 Poob is talking about an absolute classic trait of ADHD, your brain has a hard time assigning levels of importance for tasks so we get in these loops of pushing the direness of completing it to the limit, and then we can get shit done. I don't think I've ever written a paper with more than 12 hours to the deadline.
Sam and poob realizing they both have a crippling addiction to being the center of attention without ever admiting as much, is the reason I'm subscribing
QueenFPS it's amazing how far she's come. I use to play with her on PUBG when she had a humble following. She invited me to play EFT with her when she first started. She blew up almost instantly. It's awesome to see streaming workout so well for some people.
When I was 17 and in debt 1k to collections, my sister and uncle tried selling me a car with a broken shifter for like 500 bucks, when I told them I couldn't cause I was paying collections they got mad at me for "wasting their time" and pretty much told me not to contact them anymore. Kinda glad I have no obligations to them now.
Poob working as a waiter imagine he hid in the cafe all day and his mother thinks he didn't show up to work then pops out as there closing up and ha you didn't even know I was here that would be gold lmao
"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT YOU WORM" Is my new favorite Poob line
You dirt grub
@Lawyer Dog lol, same thing
26:33
I was just about to post this lol I love it when he flips out it’s hilarious
Wtf same
Poob and Bryan are no longer guests sam, they are cohosts.
That's a cool pup
They better be
they better be
I’m okay with that tbh
Honestly love them on the show, if only
Shit's so nice they did it thrice
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
I can't find the 1st one, I remember it but can't find it
@@Omos24 It was a patreon exclusive
Loool found it
@@Stalltt no you just have to be part of the K.K.K ( kool kidz klub )
I can't believe THIS is the podcast I tune in to 24/7. I have not missed an episode, nor skipped a beat. Given it was an episode within my $0 price range.
Same
This and trash taste podcast
@@raialasio1574 same brudda highlights of my week (if sam fucking uploads)
misfits podcast is a great one too
Finally stalt used a new photo for Brian because Sam started docking his pay.
How is your comment from a week ago
@@datchiggatai6737 time travel
@@datchiggatai6737 Patreon people get the videos earlier
@annie's big day idk man I was born this way
*of brian
Sam said in the last free episode that the $500 he paid to get these two was well worth it and I 100% agree. These last few episodes have been absolutely hilarious
only 500 he fucking swindled them
@@totallyrelevantperson he learned a lot from his interview with John McAfee
@@Ahill060606 And AquaFPS, hes great at it with his cheap labor sweatshops he runs making Nazi flags ya know.
They honestly should just have a podcast together like the official podcast
@@totallyrelevantperson $500 to be yourself around your friends for doesn't sound too bad.
You have to do a podcast with Stalltt and make him edit it live as a performance evaluation
Poobs anger is the best.
Dudes cra
@@broncochamo yeah hes cra
Oh sheit its banana duck
This comment made me remember you existed..
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Poob has slowly wheezled his way into the co host position.
Lol
The man's was just layin in the cut waiting to pounce
Lmaoo
Rightly so considering he is the rat king after all
I want Poob and Bryan to become co-hosts
if we want it he'll stop doing it.
@@_nanking5374 you're right. Sam never podcast with these individuals ever again.
What is the difference between a co-host and guest?
@@fLowMage21 co-hosts would be consistently on the podcast with sam.
Meanwhile a guest would be on the podcast sporadically
@@jazz_hands6579 like Jamie from Joe Rogans podcast??
Man Bryan has some amazing genetics
Ik hes more buff every week
except his brain doesn't function properly listen to those stupid hypotheticals
That ain’t genetics, that’s hardcore pumping iron
Honestly, if forehead fables was just these three for the rest of its lifespan, id be absolutely fine with it, they're great
Dude, why isn't Poob a Wildlife Photographer? His weird hiding habit, would be amazing for that.
He would probably be a wildlife photographer photographer, laying in wait for a wild wildlife photographer to come along and he would take pictures of them.
@@saltylemon4436 the thought of this is hilarious lmao
Poob killed his dog and you want him doing photography with them, sounds like a recipe for disaster and a possible loss of a partnership
“Haha you stupid elephant, you had no idea I was here”
Proceeds to get trampled by the elephant
Bryan's kinda weird asf with these hypotheticals. Somethin' ain't right with that boy.
sounds like he's been listening to alot of psychicpebbles/oneyplays
They arent funny either
@@bnj9031 Ive just grown out of the "poopy joke funny" age
They were great last episode cause it was fresh but it's a bit that gets old fast cause his all come down to cum, piss, shit, and/or rape of some sort.
I'm so glad that someone pointed it out before I did because....they're just weird. Not so much funny, just weird lol.
So far the 2 podcasts with poob and bryan have had long conversations about pedophiles
Shit happens
Well, have you seen poobs dump truck hes got back there, he probably got attacked by one at a point.
Technically there's three 🤓
I like that Poob is in front of a greenscreen of the room that he's actually sitting in
When I was real young I'd put pillows under my blanket and used a Halloween bucket as a head and hide in the closet when it was time for school and watch my mom scream at a decoy.
Were you laughing, or were you scared of getting screamed at?
@@culture4519 Cause my mom was screaming at a pile of pillows.
@@youcantbeatk7006 that does sound pretty hilarious did she catch on immediately or was this a ongoing thing ?
@@culture4519 It happened a couple times I think.
@@youcantbeatk7006 getting up early to do that, you sound like you were a legend when you were a kid lol
Poob is my favorite podcast guest
Agreed
50:42 Bryan saying "ohh pooby" followed by a prolonged moan and Poob slowly questioning what the fuck he just heard
No joke i actually relate to poob's story about hiding from people just for the lolz. I love hiding and trying to scare my parents and friends at just about every opportunity i get even to this day.
I really miss these old episodes where they kept making poob cry and bryan was 50x more active
Bryan should really go back to being a picture
@@wegmier1621 bryan should to transform into a jpeg file
Look at how much our sweet pooberton has aged this pod cast has been hell for our boy
its Bryan and Poob in the gladiator pit at each other's throats with sam being the ceasar laughing at them
This was releaseed 2 months ago so how did u comment 3 months ago
@@GIl_cepeda Patreon
@@Noah_Pearson oh ok
Poob calling Bryan a worm before being overwhelmed with rage in the name of food service might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
If Sam was bald and missing a tooth he would just be Stavros Halkias.
more like gay general sam
If Sam was Balder*
Cum Town
He'd need to be fatter, much fatter. He hasn't dreamed to imagine the limits of his weight yet
If he had severe brain damage he would be Stav
Cooled seats in a car make you feel like you’ve pissed yourself lmao
How did you comment a week ago
@@Frusty Patreon my child
@@milonavarro simp
Pateron lul
@@humphreybrogart8392 lol k I get an extra podcast but whatever helps you sleep at night
I went into QueenFPS stream, first thing I said was 'So we camping today?'. Instantly got my message deleted and she made an announcement that if anyone mentions it they will be banned. Then got harassed by her simps in the DMs and called a subhuman. Oof.
Poobs night vision unit is likely a generation 1 (1930's tech) Russian made model "Cyclop 1" with lenses made by a well known Russian company ROMZ - "OJSC ROSTOV OPTICAL & MECHANICAL PLANT -ROMZ". The night vision itself is known to be rugged and long lasting - they usually embed all the components in a very thick insulating material creating good shock and water protection - although being generation 1 technology it lacks a micro-channel photon cascade multiplier plate meaning it has much less light amplification compared to generation 2 and 3 tech. Due to material selection - for the viewing screen if I remember - the generation 1 devices have a much shorter lifespan. The lens is likely a removable lense with an M42 (still commonly usable) mount which the Russians made after taking over the Zeiss factory in their counterpush into Germany in WW2 and is quite a desirable lense, considered comparable to the original Zeiss lense (which usually costs more but it can be argued the Russian is equal in quality). The lens is particularly known to transmit a lot of light very quickly and have good bokeh - background blur as well as good quality glass.
dude literally grew up with archaic night vision. sick
Bryan and Poob have basically become co-hosts at this point
I wish I got Poobs driving instructor, mine failed me because I “stopped at a stop sign for 3 seconds not 5”
Idk what you mean that’s totally incorrect practice
These podcasts have become the only thing in my life that will garuntee me a laugh out loud
Sam out here like the light at the end of the tunnel. Just when you think you’re having a shitty day then BAM forehead fables sneaking up on ya. Kinda like how Epstein snuck up on all those kids.
The only podcast that slaps is Sam, Poob, and Bryan the actual three stooges.
I saw Poob hiding behind a tree in my backyard one time, he had a big dumb smile on his face. It was weird....
Dirtgrub is my new favourite insult.
Sam WILL cut us off if he finds out we like this set up.
quick, nobody like this good comment so he doesnt see it.
I'm surprised he hasnt paywalled them
We gotta get a good twenty thousand dislikes on this video
To this day I still don't understand why Sam chose to take a dumb in the tub and puke in the toilet instead of take a dump in the toilet and puke in the tub when he had the flu. The only possible scenario that makes sense is he just run in there like a goblin mid puke and just started blasting from both ends.
At 15:00 Poob is talking about an absolute classic trait of ADHD, your brain has a hard time assigning levels of importance for tasks so we get in these loops of pushing the direness of completing it to the limit, and then we can get shit done. I don't think I've ever written a paper with more than 12 hours to the deadline.
Lol comment below yours is written by ADHD Bandit
One time my driving instructor made me and my friend go grocery shopping with her and she counted it as driving time.
Sam and poob realizing they both have a crippling addiction to being the center of attention without ever admiting as much, is the reason I'm subscribing
QueenFPS it's amazing how far she's come. I use to play with her on PUBG when she had a humble following. She invited me to play EFT with her when she first started. She blew up almost instantly. It's awesome to see streaming workout so well for some people.
Poob looks like literally THE average man
he IS Joe
When I was 17 and in debt 1k to collections, my sister and uncle tried selling me a car with a broken shifter for like 500 bucks, when I told them I couldn't cause I was paying collections they got mad at me for "wasting their time" and pretty much told me not to contact them anymore. Kinda glad I have no obligations to them now.
What is collections? But good riddance they sound awful
My friend lives in a tiny ass room with rats and holes in the wall, hes woken up multiple times to rats nibbling him lmao.
sam and poob are funny as hell
Bryan’s hypotheticals always deal with money and somebody dealing with chronic akwardness
I live for this. I just got done rewatching the episode where Sam had Hand Foot and Mouth. Lol great one
I love how Sam and Poob deflect the Brian’s “Oh Poobie”
Solid podcast guys
Add Stalltt next time.
This is the only podcast that I'll watch all the way through
That dude with the Netflix show ran the gauntlet, then took the queen and king
I wish I was like Bryan and could just change my race and look of my body at the snap of Sam’s fingers
na man, he just looks like that
@@midgetman4206 shiiiii you rigjt
He got the ability to do that by some hypothetical he agreed to at some point
I know the feeling of having the ability to relieve the stress of being missing but committing to the hiding spot
This actual podcast channel is now just recorded conversations of Sam and Poob and Bryan lmao
Sam looks like the evil guy from 5th element
everytime i want to listen to this podcast, i feel like eating shawarmas.
Poob hiding from his friends for hours on end is the funniest shit I have ever heard in my entire life.
Poob turned visibly red at the, "slept with her," comment haha.
Is it just me or do each of them have contagious laughter?
Bryan and Poob as regular hosts would make this podcast great again
god bless u sam these are some of the only things that actually make me laugh out loud
we need a patreon remaster of this with Bryan cam, and Poob's Miles Davis picture being reprise
YESSS. I live for these episodes sam.
David S Pumpkins is the only snl skit i'll forgive
Bryan is such a dreamboat.
The end of this Ep. Has me at work laughing like an idiot unable to preform
This podcast has devolved so much since the beginning and I love it.
This podcast made my day. Thank you for this great content.
I think Sam trying to get everyone to break, live on their own stream, or just get caught lacking, will be the greatest thing ever.
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy is awesome.
58:45 I wish I could know what Abby thinks when she has to experience Sam screaming this shit at the top of his lungs.
Poob the creeper, master of his craft and obtainer of restraining orders
This podcast is glorious
You 3 together is great. Thank you.
I love the idea of Poob's dog walking down a long road to Chicago with one of those hobo sticks with the bag on the end
Poob is like Adam Eget only there for the host to bang
Nothing makes me laugh harder than these podcasts with Poob and Bryan
I love these podcasts that are just you three
These Bryan-Poob podcasts are the only things keeping the world together
I sure hope this podcasts PG for my untouched ear canals
god I love these Poobcasts
I’m literally laughing at poop jokes
I would pay to watch just these 3 together every time
The chemistry between you three is fantastic
I like these episodes with just Poob and Bryan
The Bryan and Poob episodes are hands down the best
Genuinely the only podcast or even youtube videos that make me legit laugh lmao
3:28
"I had stuff with her... ohh"
~Poob
As a fullblooded Native American, Sam’s Native American racism is my absolute favorite thing.
42:27 awww yes 100's of dollars and mansions too
The sub rosa vids made me sub they are some of the best in my opinion
This aint podcast..this is a comedy show..AND I LOVE IT
Poob hiding with the boiz is like legit padded room straight jacket behavior
Poob is in it for the thrill of the hunt baby
This trio is epic, I feel like adding bizzle would make it mega... epic.
Every time I turn the heat on in my car I smell burning metal
Long story short, this guy is here to piss that guy off and it just keeps working.
So if you won't get Abby, or your brother again in a podcast, can you at least get stallt on one of these?
Please have poob and bryan on more.you guys are hilarious and the dialogue is more natural than the other podcasts
Poob working as a waiter imagine he hid in the cafe all day and his mother thinks he didn't show up to work then pops out as there closing up and ha you didn't even know I was here that would be gold lmao
Dude Brian and poob are the best, I can definately see them being permanent members of the podcast. They just mesh so fucking well with Sam.