No no, they're onto something with the human-sized pet bed. I mean, human bed is all well and good, but there is something truly exquisite about lying on the floor or curling up in a nest, and the pet bed provides both these experiences whilst looking to be quite comfy! Like, imagine taking an afternoon nap in one of those!
The frame keeping the blanket off toes is actually a medical device meant for people with fragile skin such as many elderly folk, as even the pressure of a blanket could lead to pressure sores on the toes. These frames allow the blanket to still do its job of trapping heat eithout the risk of pressure sores for these indeviduals!
Fun fact: The Portland airport carpet has a long backstory and people are very attached to it. They protested when the airport managements wanted to replace it due to wear and tear, hence the merch.
32:27 I've seen this before from another company (but adjustible!) It was advertised for people with sensory problems or who are recovering from foot or leg surgery, which can make even the small weight of a blanket painful. I filed it away in my head under "Didn't know about it before but happy it exists"
Imagine standing on the porch, in your crocks, with snow plows in the front and golden balls in the back, wearing your cargo socks.. just ready for life.
Just wanted to say I had gallbladder removal surgery last year and the only thing I wanted was the gallbladder plushie. I got one and it comes with a few gallstones. 😂❤
A year ago, I had COVID and a friend of mine sent me the plushie set of COVID and the COVID vaccine, along with a blanket that looks like a tortilla. The germ/organ plushies are awesome and silly. A friend of mine has doxycycline (spelling?).
27:50 Former greenhouse employee here. Chain of Dolphins is legitimately a real plant and is in fact a succulent. Yes this is exactly what it looks like
21:59 they are called lawn tractors. While they are often seen with mower decks, they can also be equipped with seeders, snow blowers, rotor/disc tillers, soil/asphalt packers, and more rarely loader or backhoe frames (with all the attachments that come those platforms).
6:30 reminds me of a sign that said the same thing that was featured on the Good Omens ‘hell’ set. They had a bunch of these awful but hilarious signs made by the youngest intern in the graphics department.
12:47 this is genius, because bananas are always waiting to ripen and then they go bad the next day. Put it in something that is compostable and boom problem solved as now you have the banana peels and the packaging for compost
Yeah, Im the only one in my household who eats bread, and I don't eat it often. I'm not going to buy a loaf of bread only to throw out 80% of it when it gets moldy.
I’m dying on the fruity pebbles flavored syrup hill. I genuinely thought my family had the last bottle in the world because I thought they stopped selling them years ago. That shit is so good.
1:53 that's probably for when it's cold out and you have a pair of those gloves that let you take the fingers off to use your phone, and you don't want your fingers to get cold
15:15 My uncle has a sense of humor. I’d definitely get him one of these as a gift, as long as it includes Round John Virgin and/or Carol the Ancient Yuletide Troll.
The powdered milk and cereal bowls would be great for camping or packed lunch. You can have cereal and just add water instead of keeping consistently chilled milk
On the topic of nail polish, I was in the hospital, and one of the activities that they did with the patients was nail painting. They had velvetta cheese scented nail polish. It was a smell that not even after I took it off with remover , would go away.
Spandau Ballet are the reason us Brits refer to Spandex as Lycra. They marketed a range of condoms called 'Spandex' before the fabric was popular over here and thus had the trademark first.
32:39 actually had used one of those after I had an accident (heavy object fell on my left foot, nails fell off about a week in and had to deal with immobilization from the cast to keep the fractures and micro fractures safely in place during recovery it helped a lot. But yeah, a month and half using it some 10 years ago and never used it again.
2:46 one time my mom found a Kraft mac'n'cheese one of those and bought it for, used it once out of curiosity and then threw the disgusting thing away.
1:45 These are just so you don't get smudge marks all over your screen. Also useful if you're eating chips! (I do not recommend eating near any electronic device no matter what it is)
Amish fiction is indeed a thing, and I can recall at my last job there were women who would come in and buy 5-10 of these books at a time. Hey, the stories must be interesting if they sold *that* much
Am I the only one that wants to try the smell date? Like, smell is such a huge factor for me. Plus it can tell me a lot about how healthy the person is.
OH MY GOD I had the ecoli plushie when I was younger. Me and my family never figured out what it was and I myself found it quite scary. The coincidence is insane
The breaking bad anime tax meme is beautiful THANK YOU EDITOR KENNY! 8:03 I bought a can of that, it was blue raspberry, and it was not sour enough my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.
15:53 my parents bought a bunch of them and one day when they were having a party they would huck it at one of their friends and go "hey, you have smallpox now" or whatever the disease was. I got to keep a bed bug, I still have them to this day
13:55 I know this is going to bring the vibe down, but not me watching this video and getting to this part of the video on the literal 1 year anniversary of my dog's death... who was also named Marley 😭
32:37 Cna here! that little device is actually made to prevent something called dropfoot, if a patient is in beed for long periods of time the weight of the blankets can force the foot into a pointed positing which can lead to pain and difficuklty walking and standing, some cawses being serious enough that it can require physichalk therapy or even surgery, so those lift the blankets up to help nip it in the budd as well as specialty boots and other medical devices
7:30 Do you know how problematic it is when you're walking through the snow in crocs and sniw keeps pouring in through the holes? It's really damn cold man! I approve of snow plow crocs
The music typewriter would actually be super helpful, or at least before we had online musical apps. As someone who might go into a future of music engraving, not having to hand write entire pieces is always nice.
1:02:39 temu has them marked wrong they aren't swim accessories at all they're foam pants packers for trans men who are transitioning from female to male they're a temporary solution until someone gets a silicone packer or eventually gets bottom surgery
My choir teacher in the 6th grade had a stick she called "The Cheese Stick" and it was basically a drumstick, but it was wrapped in mac 'n cheese duct tape. It was used to keep us on beat because we didn't have a metronome
I have the cat backpack. My cat loves it. She literally falls asleep in it when I take her on walks. She's got cataracts so she can't go outside without supervision and she likes to smell the air.🥰 Best money I've ever spent. She's so cute and sweet.
I'd actually unironically use the burger buddy not because the mess, just eat over a plate, but because it'll help keep the patty and the tomato from deciding to peace out of my bun.
By the way the pink sauce when it was shipped there was a problem where certain ingredients weren't designed to be shipped without cooling and the creator never shipped it in a cooling box
Jack is Australian and one of my favorites from Emkay. Jay Mick is his personal RUclips. He's pretty funny to me most of the time but we have similar senses of humor so that may be why.
That smell dating thing sounds like something you would read in one of those weird omegaverse fanfictions
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@@ainamedoliver do it do it!
There has been scientific studies on the effects of body odour on attractiveness and compatibility, so there is some evidence for what they are doing.
Oh, for SURE. Something something... matchmaking program... sample of slick...
No no, they're onto something with the human-sized pet bed. I mean, human bed is all well and good, but there is something truly exquisite about lying on the floor or curling up in a nest, and the pet bed provides both these experiences whilst looking to be quite comfy! Like, imagine taking an afternoon nap in one of those!
Found the omega
That snickers seasoning sounds like it would be great on icecream.
REAL. I tried hot chocolate powder in vanilla ice cream once. It was bangin
or popcorn!
I actually have that book, "How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety" and it's hysterical! Too much fun!
Right?! Worth the read ❤
@@angelface925 I bought copies for some friends and family. Everyone just loves it! Too much fun!
Can we have your favourite quote from it lol?
I love that book!
@@CatCatCatCatCatCatCatCatCat4ok catcatcatcatcatcatcatatcatcatcat *FOUR*
15:30 Fun fact: Michael actually recorded that thing 2 times, because the first one was a minute too short
The frame keeping the blanket off toes is actually a medical device meant for people with fragile skin such as many elderly folk, as even the pressure of a blanket could lead to pressure sores on the toes. These frames allow the blanket to still do its job of trapping heat eithout the risk of pressure sores for these indeviduals!
Fun fact: The Portland airport carpet has a long backstory and people are very attached to it. They protested when the airport managements wanted to replace it due to wear and tear, hence the merch.
32:27 I've seen this before from another company (but adjustible!) It was advertised for people with sensory problems or who are recovering from foot or leg surgery, which can make even the small weight of a blanket painful. I filed it away in my head under "Didn't know about it before but happy it exists"
I feel like some of these exist because some guy in his 40's woke up and said "im gonna make something thats obnoxiously funny and unnecessary "
lmao
that’s exactly why.
hey, love your user tag lol
You just explained unnecessary inventions youtube channel
fun fact: when Pop Tarts first came out they had no frosting. Those Pop Tarts are throwbacks that taste better.
So it's just crackers
Is there a better flavor in them or something
10:20 Had me rolling. I'm so sorry, but the way that "NOOOO" was said made me feel so bad and yet made me laugh too damn hard.
NAUR NAAAAAAAAUR😂
Hey do you know what that thing was ? I've never seen that
@@couverturedouce It's for an intense, deep cleaning tool.
@@couverturedouceI need to know
@@couverturedouceI don’t
Dolphins string is an actual succulent plant, the do look like little dolphins, its very cute and a great gift! String of pearls is another cute one
Imagine standing on the porch, in your crocks, with snow plows in the front and golden balls in the back, wearing your cargo socks.. just ready for life.
Just wanted to say I had gallbladder removal surgery last year and the only thing I wanted was the gallbladder plushie. I got one and it comes with a few gallstones. 😂❤
A year ago, I had COVID and a friend of mine sent me the plushie set of COVID and the COVID vaccine, along with a blanket that looks like a tortilla. The germ/organ plushies are awesome and silly. A friend of mine has doxycycline (spelling?).
27:50 Former greenhouse employee here. Chain of Dolphins is legitimately a real plant and is in fact a succulent. Yes this is exactly what it looks like
Ima be honest, i use these videos to fall asleep every night, the voices are so calming, and i fall asleep easier, thanks everyone at emkay!
The limited edition Windows 11 ice cream belongs on this subreddit
OF COURSE THAT EXISTS
Does it also have bugs?
@@juanemarek does it have an ai thing that shows you what you did in the pc that was exploited in the first days of existence
Where
@@juanemarek No sadly, but apparently it was called “Bloom Berry”
Fun fact: The Non-Partisan UNO has a "No Politics" card where, if someone makes a political comment, you can give them the card to skip their turn.
38:49 the 120 sided die actually IS useful for ttrpgs/dnd, some rolls that involve tables, enables em to go above 100 for the percentile die
21:59 they are called lawn tractors. While they are often seen with mower decks, they can also be equipped with seeders, snow blowers, rotor/disc tillers, soil/asphalt packers, and more rarely loader or backhoe frames (with all the attachments that come those platforms).
6:30 reminds me of a sign that said the same thing that was featured on the Good Omens ‘hell’ set. They had a bunch of these awful but hilarious signs made by the youngest intern in the graphics department.
I want a human sized dog bed.
Me too it'd be better than mine
me too
NO.
NO.
GO BACK TO THE MENTAL HOME
OR IM CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL
They are real
@@CramshandacoopTHE HUMAN SIZED DOG BEDS, THE HUMAN SIZED DOG BEDS ARE REALLL!1!1!1
12:47 this is genius, because bananas are always waiting to ripen and then they go bad the next day. Put it in something that is compostable and boom problem solved as now you have the banana peels and the packaging for compost
20:53 I guess my family is neutral evil? 😂 There's six of us so we buy extra bread and freeze one load to keep it fresh.
Yeah, Im the only one in my household who eats bread, and I don't eat it often. I'm not going to buy a loaf of bread only to throw out 80% of it when it gets moldy.
23:31 Also have one of those Kirby pillows! It’s less stable than you’d expect, but not bad actually.
My great uncle had a heart attack in a hello kitty themed ambulance in the Philippines. He wrote a song about it lol
Please tell us this song is on RUclips 😂
The coffin pool float kinda slaps tbh, put some ice and drinks in it for a pool party
1:15:45
The- the hot dog isn't in the can, guys- it's just the baked good. You buy hot dogs seperately-
W- wha-
Wouldn't the opposite of that make it more sensible?? Canned sausages - I get that, but canned bread??
Wait hold on hold on hold on jack, that Oreo popcorn may SEEM weird, but it’s genuinely DELICIOUS and I love it. I highly recommend.
25:23 B E N D Y S T R A W S
I’m dying on the fruity pebbles flavored syrup hill. I genuinely thought my family had the last bottle in the world because I thought they stopped selling them years ago.
That shit is so good.
i actually love that minecraft cereal i always eat them they’ve become my main cereal
7:24 this is something Costco would sell
1:53 that's probably for when it's cold out and you have a pair of those gloves that let you take the fingers off to use your phone, and you don't want your fingers to get cold
15:15
My uncle has a sense of humor. I’d definitely get him one of these as a gift, as long as it includes Round John Virgin and/or Carol the Ancient Yuletide Troll.
15:50
I remember these. I personally owned Streptococcus Pyogenes and Common Cold.
1:40:19 HANNIBAL LECTER MENTIONED LESGOOOOOO
0:42 I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY BUT HEAR ME OUT
No don't give her your social security number hank Hank!
NO DONT DO IT
@@user-ri2wh8jl5felll cmon bro I know u would hit too
BAHAHAAHHAHA
@@cheddar-and-cheese don't lie bro u would too
5:07, need I mention onigiri Jack ?
i actually want to try dr pepper beans. i think it would have a good tang to it for some reason. lol
Robin's section with the mc-Donald bleeps got me good. ROFL
Okay but the Dr. Pepper baked beans are actually really, REALLY good. If you've never tried them you're missing out
im sorry BAKED BEANS????
As someone obsessed with sushi, those sushi sandwiches look absolutely amazing, throw me some garlic and some soy sauce cus I’m not having that 24/7
The powdered milk and cereal bowls would be great for camping or packed lunch. You can have cereal and just add water instead of keeping consistently chilled milk
On the topic of nail polish, I was in the hospital, and one of the activities that they did with the patients was nail painting. They had velvetta cheese scented nail polish. It was a smell that not even after I took it off with remover , would go away.
Spandau Ballet are the reason us Brits refer to Spandex as Lycra. They marketed a range of condoms called 'Spandex' before the fabric was popular over here and thus had the trademark first.
32:39 actually had used one of those after I had an accident (heavy object fell on my left foot, nails fell off about a week in and had to deal with immobilization from the cast to keep the fractures and micro fractures safely in place during recovery it helped a lot. But yeah, a month and half using it some 10 years ago and never used it again.
2:46 one time my mom found a Kraft mac'n'cheese one of those and bought it for, used it once out of curiosity and then threw the disgusting thing away.
The small edit in the video was great.
18:52 one of my friends got this for another friend for his birthday, it’s an actual guide, it’s great lol😂
I listen to emkay's voice when i cant sleep at night 😂
58:59 minutes
Chef boyardee already has this, they even have butter noodles
1:45 These are just so you don't get smudge marks all over your screen. Also useful if you're eating chips!
(I do not recommend eating near any electronic device no matter what it is)
Amish fiction is indeed a thing, and I can recall at my last job there were women who would come in and buy 5-10 of these books at a time. Hey, the stories must be interesting if they sold *that* much
Thanks for sending those to space. I’ve been getting really hungry
Bull/cow bingo is totally awesome! My town used to do it every year😂
Am I the only one that wants to try the smell date?
Like, smell is such a huge factor for me. Plus it can tell me a lot about how healthy the person is.
OH MY GOD I had the ecoli plushie when I was younger. Me and my family never figured out what it was and I myself found it quite scary. The coincidence is insane
1:03:25 that was actually my picture. The shitty quality isn’t just the shirt, one of my camera lenses is broken on my phone.
The pizza cupcakes are pretty good. I had bariatric surgery so it's nice to have something small I can easily cook one of.
I tried those paper cutting boards, and I have to say, they only work on 4 pieces of meat before cutting the countertop
26:44 I have this blanket! Love it!
The breaking bad anime tax meme is beautiful THANK YOU EDITOR KENNY!
8:03 I bought a can of that, it was blue raspberry, and it was not sour enough my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.
Condensed Reddit always fills me with hope or despair for humanity. More often the latter.
15:53 my parents bought a bunch of them and one day when they were having a party they would huck it at one of their friends and go "hey, you have smallpox now" or whatever the disease was. I got to keep a bed bug, I still have them to this day
The dark chocolate filled ice cream cone tips are good. We had them where I used to work and I ate far too many of them.
1:13:21 - If that tastes like a creamsicle, I need to know where to buy that. Now.
13:55 I know this is going to bring the vibe down, but not me watching this video and getting to this part of the video on the literal 1 year anniversary of my dog's death... who was also named Marley 😭
12:15 that's a force cube, you usually put stickers on top of them.
9:57 to 10:04 though- I ACTUATLLY HAVE THOSE!! OML-
That duke cannon busch bar soap actually smells really good. I use the beard oil of the same scent (sandalwood)
The pizza cupcake thing is actually really good.
2:27 they’re actually pretty good
So comforting to hear "respect the small boobs" i feel validated 😭
0:06 AppleJacks is absolutely EYEBALLING this cereal.
32:37 Cna here! that little device is actually made to prevent something called dropfoot, if a patient is in beed for long periods of time the weight of the blankets can force the foot into a pointed positing which can lead to pain and difficuklty walking and standing, some cawses being serious enough that it can require physichalk therapy or even surgery, so those lift the blankets up to help nip it in the budd as well as specialty boots and other medical devices
7:30 Do you know how problematic it is when you're walking through the snow in crocs and sniw keeps pouring in through the holes? It's really damn cold man! I approve of snow plow crocs
The music typewriter would actually be super helpful, or at least before we had online musical apps. As someone who might go into a future of music engraving, not having to hand write entire pieces is always nice.
1:02:39 temu has them marked wrong they aren't swim accessories at all they're foam pants packers for trans men who are transitioning from female to male they're a temporary solution until someone gets a silicone packer or eventually gets bottom surgery
1:04 to be completely fair, the taste wasn’t all there, but it was pretty charming for the Christmas season
1:33:55 my most valuable pop funkos is a completed set of the TF2 mercs, worth $50-$100 USD for all 3
1:51:59 - I could imagine it being pretty good on a turkey sandwich, especially one made with leftover Thanksgiving turkey.
45:01 funny thing about the uno there... one of my friends had one and mixed it with a normal uno to make a crazyer game.
My choir teacher in the 6th grade had a stick she called "The Cheese Stick" and it was basically a drumstick, but it was wrapped in mac 'n cheese duct tape. It was used to keep us on beat because we didn't have a metronome
32:36 this is used to prevent bed sores that can happen when a person is not ambulatory for long periods of time it's more of a medical device 😅
OMG THAT PIZZA CUPCAKE IS AMAZING
I have the cat backpack. My cat loves it. She literally falls asleep in it when I take her on walks. She's got cataracts so she can't go outside without supervision and she likes to smell the air.🥰 Best money I've ever spent. She's so cute and sweet.
I was so excited for mine but my cat gets motion sickness in it. I'm glad your cat enjoys it!
0:55 the editors just want the best for us
1:09:59 I know where you got the reaction image from, Editor Kenny. I read it a while ago. You've got damn good taste.
I'd actually unironically use the burger buddy not because the mess, just eat over a plate, but because it'll help keep the patty and the tomato from deciding to peace out of my bun.
By the way the pink sauce when it was shipped there was a problem where certain ingredients weren't designed to be shipped without cooling and the creator never shipped it in a cooling box
22:55 my dad has that
2:10 “PLEASE DO PARDON ME IF I COME” 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥
Heh, That Jack Daniels BBQ flavored sushi is sold at a grocery store called Meijer where they make it fresh daily and they have one about half a mile
Warhead soda is actually pretty good! Also the pickels havent tryed em but i hear they are good!
1:05 first laugh british guy got from me, good job.
Jack is Australian and one of my favorites from Emkay. Jay Mick is his personal RUclips. He's pretty funny to me most of the time but we have similar senses of humor so that may be why.
7:27 It clearly says on it “Shakers”. They’re ice cream/dessert toppings
18:52 YOO We have this! We use it as a coffee table book, it’s *wild*!
All the Dr Pepper products yet the Dr Pepper Jack Links meat stick that we have at the convenience store I work at wasn't seen 😂.
Am I the only one to think all of those would fit perfectly as descriptions for the sims 4 items? 🤣