27:56 the joke is that one of them is an infested stone brick, which spawns a silverfish when you break it. They look identical to regular stone bricks, which is BULLCRAP
6:37 I wanna explain this so bad. So there’s this argument between germans of what you use in front of Nutella. The last one with the plate is Die Nutella and it sounds like Dino Teller meaning Dino plate. It only makes sense on german.
@@Lyrebird.Rainwing honestly i’m grateful that i’m german bc istg it’s such a hard language to learn. Even i fail trying to understand grammar at school.
6:35 the missing article is “die” and plate in German is “Teller” but is sometimes pronounced as “tella” so “die Nutella” sounds also like “Dino Teller” (Dino plate)
Hey EmKay gonna give you confusing shit out of nowhere, how did Fiona from shrek survive all those years locked away in a tower guarded by a dragon without any food, water, or any other basic necessities?
emkay id like to thank you guys for existing honestly. a lot of shit has been happening personally that I'm not gonna get into, but watching these videos and hearing my favorite narrorator's voices really makes my day and makes me smile please continue these videos, I love you guys a lot
56:43 that’s literally me with my mom “I got a gmail that someone signed into your account…” “That was me.” “But it says it was logged into by an [device we don’t have].” “…I’m pretty sure that’s the model of my school IPad.” “Well how can you be sure?” “Because the date this email was sent was literally within the minute I had logged in myself.” “Then someone’s probably piggybacking you or something!” “…what?” *proceeds to change my password* This happened like four times until I eventually had enough with a really random password that I couldn’t remember and just decided to reset it back to the old password but slightly different
This isn't really much of an issue but I thought it'd be appropriate feedback. Often I see a meme in an Emkay video and like it enough to use snipping tool to screenshot it, partially for future me to find it in my screenshots folder in like 3 years and partially to send it to a friend, but it's a lot easier to do so when the meme zooms out after the narrator is done reading.
My mom never says "advil" and always says "acetaminophen", so i was internally screaming when he horribly butchered that name. Ah-see-dah-min-ah-finn but really fast
5:00 okay hear me out, it’s a positive, whip out the fursuit you had as a joke and chill with the furries, then get married, then make furry friends, it’s a win-win!
11:07 In Czech we say "it's raining shit with hooks". No joke, that's the direct translations. The more polite would be "it's pouring like from a watering can" but that one's nowhere near as funny.
That sweater bit 00:11is annoying because it almost makes me look/feel fat or slightly overweight when I’m fully fit or skinny. It’s just a sweater illusion
19:59 I prefer being able to see people's faces when I talk to them and listen to their voices. Otherwise, I'd prefer the highly-editable (before sending) and revisitable (if I forgot something) text message.
We kinda have for a while, Christianity allowed, for centuries, a man to sell or gift his wife to her rapist, should she be violated. Satanism outright states that one should have explicitly and definitely gotten consent before you do anything more than hold someone's hand, and that still needs a "may I do this?" to happen first. Satanism also isn't basically a copy paste of the basic parts of Catholicism whereas Christianity is Catholicism watered down. Catholicism is worse. Sooooo much worse..
1:04:45 I hate to be that guy.. but there is one. I forgot what it was, just search it up. Also this FEELs 4 years old bc all the 2020 drama yet it’s only a few hour ago 😭
1:05:56 me personally, when I realized I was in a dream I imagine giant fucking meteors and starships from star wars flying through the atmosphere towards me and I started flinging them away with my mind
1:09 well in all actuality it is the sonic run in sonic CD in 1993 when Naruto did in 1999 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆
27:56 the joke is that one of them is an infested stone brick, which spawns a silverfish when you break it. They look identical to regular stone bricks, which is BULLCRAP
Or it’s funny because all of the wheels don’t work properly because of the cubeness
6:37 I wanna explain this so bad. So there’s this argument between germans of what you use in front of Nutella. The last one with the plate is Die Nutella and it sounds like Dino Teller meaning Dino plate. It only makes sense on german.
I guessed it was Dino Teller, but didn't know what that had to do with a plate, so thanks!
@@Longingtobesomeone you‘re welcome!
The joys of knowing (a bit of) German
@@Lyrebird.Rainwing honestly i’m grateful that i’m german bc istg it’s such a hard language to learn. Even i fail trying to understand grammar at school.
what did nutella do t oyou
1:13 not only did some people have their minds blown
but they got a customer blown away from their store
lmao "no wait sTop ill delete it
15:17 I love robins laugh so much
He just sounds so happy
adhd and social anxiety is literally me XD
SAME WITH ME BUT AUDHD
I CAN ONLY RELATE TO HALF OF YOU
Me
@@mezzyines eyoooooo
a
53:43 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I cannot tell whether its Bill Cipher, Amongus, or John hornet.
@@mintyreview6794 THE GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGET
What!? Help me!
Oh god all the memes from 2020 are making me crying so badly😭🐓
36:30 )) I think the cat wants a little bit of salami
6:35 the missing article is “die” and plate in German is “Teller” but is sometimes pronounced as “tella” so “die Nutella” sounds also like “Dino Teller” (Dino plate)
Guys, I think my cat wants some salami
Give him the salami
your cat when no salami:
30:27 I had a stroke
21:19 WHY SO ME THOUGH..
Hey EmKay gonna give you confusing shit out of nowhere, how did Fiona from shrek survive all those years locked away in a tower guarded by a dragon without any food, water, or any other basic necessities?
27:54 one of the blocks are infested, that's the joke
emkay id like to thank you guys for existing honestly. a lot of shit has been happening personally that I'm not gonna get into, but watching these videos and hearing my favorite narrorator's voices really makes my day and makes me smile
please continue these videos, I love you guys a lot
10:51 Well, you think in your native tounge, don't you?
56:43 that’s literally me with my mom
“I got a gmail that someone signed into your account…”
“That was me.”
“But it says it was logged into by an [device we don’t have].”
“…I’m pretty sure that’s the model of my school IPad.”
“Well how can you be sure?”
“Because the date this email was sent was literally within the minute I had logged in myself.”
“Then someone’s probably piggybacking you or something!”
“…what?”
*proceeds to change my password*
This happened like four times until I eventually had enough with a really random password that I couldn’t remember and just decided to reset it back to the old password but slightly different
27:55 Infested Stone Bricks with 3 regular Stone Bricks
This isn't really much of an issue but I thought it'd be appropriate feedback. Often I see a meme in an Emkay video and like it enough to use snipping tool to screenshot it, partially for future me to find it in my screenshots folder in like 3 years and partially to send it to a friend, but it's a lot easier to do so when the meme zooms out after the narrator is done reading.
1:46 ok this one is great.
A 4 and 5 dice in the 7th row are swapped but your eyes focus on the "yes"
That says "you"
I really enjoyed the Cat Salami arc of Emkay.
One like equals one salami for cat
36:30 feed cat
I don't get the joke
@@Burrytoescheese SALAMI FOR CAT
@@The_guy1950 makes sense
My mom never says "advil" and always says "acetaminophen", so i was internally screaming when he horribly butchered that name.
Ah-see-dah-min-ah-finn but really fast
5:01 that guy has such a good sitting stance. He sits so good
5:00 okay hear me out, it’s a positive, whip out the fursuit you had as a joke and chill with the furries, then get married, then make furry friends, it’s a win-win!
24:42 Fun fact: it’s not the rock that is the first image, it is this meme that is the first image
r/me_irl consists of genuinely funny memes
Can't say the same about r/memes
The reply to the question at 12:18 made me laugh far more than is permitted for a sane person
i would have a furry themed wedding ceremony tbh
Samee
Same
"My Wedding Venue was double booked at the same place as a furry convention"
I mean oof but NOICE
The 2020 memes are sending me through a loop
1:31 I’ve seen this before, too relatable 😂
8:00 hits way to close to home for my comfort. I might have a stalker.
5:00 *The Only Thing They Fear Is You starts playing*
Best compilation so far, favorite voice actors for my favorite subreddit.
The sound of zack(??? I can't tell voices)finding a new joke is so precious
32:18 When you correct the teacher: *no one cares*
0:11
I hate when jeans do that too :(
Jeans and sweaters kinda suck
11:07 In Czech we say "it's raining shit with hooks". No joke, that's the direct translations. The more polite would be "it's pouring like from a watering can" but that one's nowhere near as funny.
That sweater bit 00:11is annoying because it almost makes me look/feel fat or slightly overweight when I’m fully fit or skinny. It’s just a sweater illusion
First one: all of the above.
I literally just did the battery percentage bed flip thing and i feel like im being watched...
55:09 the value of a drink is 10, the value of a burger is 5, and the value of fries is 2, which means the value of a soda + fries + a burger is 17.
The dolphin one? Thanks for all the fish? Perfect Circle reference-
12:17 that was my birthday dinner last night. Don't sleep on Mac and cheese with hotdogs 🗣️🔥
For a moment I actually considered becoming a crab like it was a possibility and oh my God, what has my life come to?
31:20 this image is a relic of the past
Anyone there
*You called to the void*
*a voice responds*
Hellu!
no
I am not.... But are you?
I’m here
Hallo als Vertreter der Leere müssen wir Hallo sagen
19:59 I prefer being able to see people's faces when I talk to them and listen to their voices. Otherwise, I'd prefer the highly-editable (before sending) and revisitable (if I forgot something) text message.
I've been cracking up at the cat salami memes, then remembered i actually feed my cat salami sometimes...
7:26 when the Satanists have better moral compass then Christians:
We kinda have for a while, Christianity allowed, for centuries, a man to sell or gift his wife to her rapist, should she be violated. Satanism outright states that one should have explicitly and definitely gotten consent before you do anything more than hold someone's hand, and that still needs a "may I do this?" to happen first. Satanism also isn't basically a copy paste of the basic parts of Catholicism whereas Christianity is Catholicism watered down. Catholicism is worse. Sooooo much worse..
41:13 finally, a way to leave the simulation
1:04:45 I hate to be that guy.. but there is one. I forgot what it was, just search it up. Also this FEELs 4 years old bc all the 2020 drama yet it’s only a few hour ago 😭
ok but that Panda Express guy is literally me rn, show this to him
der, die, das, die is the bane of my existence
Wow man i love the part at 50:56 just love what it is about
8:45 that's a madd canada sign, they are a privately owned road safety contractor up here in the land of maple syrup
I can confirm that is the first rock that shows up when you type in those keyword. 24:30.
The shopping cart meme was a silverfish block :3
15:08 yeah thanks PHOENIX WRIGHT, i know ace attorney when i see it
I would say "I shall eat thou flesh." To my significant other and to my rotisserie chiken
12:36 yes and it is damn hilarious
one minute and 14 likes? Emkay's popping off!!
I love you so much
16:55 HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY REFERENCE???
16:43 or matpat when playing in move "five night's at freddy's" said "that's just a theory"
32:40 "You guys get opacity?"
idk why but the coolaid one absolutly killed me 1:03:16
2:31 nah man this GOTTA be how planets form.
Tape= adhesive chemicals
Perfect post for my nap!
5:06 this joke can also work for christians since apparently we all descended from Adam and Eve.
27:55 "danger, a red spy is in the base"
The plant one has me beat. Petaahhh?!
The pre 2020 ones are oddly nostalgic
Congrats for the Giant rock
00:4 is me. I have all of those things 😭😭
I don’t get the cats and salami thing lol
9:14 Ah, classic Kevin
5:17 As someone who is learning German, I understand
I hate having my hoodies and sweaters make it look I have a lady 🦴
I love this Reddit page 😂
I am watching emkay with my grandma thanks 33:46
1:05:56 me personally, when I realized I was in a dream I imagine giant fucking meteors and starships from star wars flying through the atmosphere towards me and I started flinging them away with my mind
32:32 I'm really curious about this picture. Is it really snow or just ash? If it is snow, where was this?
SMII7Y
I…I watched the entire thing
Fun Fact: cats can have a little salami
1:09 well in all actuality it is the sonic run in sonic CD in 1993 when Naruto did in 1999 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆
1:15:03 texas region avoids texas state and newyork region avoids new york state!
13:42 what do you mean so far, do you have a time machine?
1:45 I spotted the actual mistake with the dice before seeing the edited one 😭
21:48 That one aged poorly
One is a panino, more than one panini. There is no such thing as paninis.
15:46 literally did this like a minute before it came up
1:46 well you does have 3 letters in it so i dont see enything bad
14:55 Microsoft word does that with my nickname...
How was there not a response to “Name every woman” of “Chaka Khan?”
Day 1990 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
Bro is COMMITED
How many days ago did you stop sleeping
24:44
Congrats!
35:53
As a Louisianan, Yes.
Mfw the car does not get a little salami 😢 😿 🌭😁😸