AM I DREAMING ?? FINALLY, A COMPILATION VIDEO WITH JUST JACK AS THE NARRATOR RAHHHHGG 🗣️💥💥💥‼️‼️ ive been waiting for this ever since the first r/tumblr compilation dropped only to be met by a full hour of robin yapping (no offense but i want the weird aussie man and his soundboard)
@@justapanpirate the playlists arent even safe :(( i get jumpscared by other narrators and i jus WANT a whole video with just Jack bc i mean,,, why not ?? other narrators got it why cant he :((
9:35 there’s images that are meant to depict what a stroke looks like through the eyes of a person having one. My friend, you’ve just found one of them!
I seem to have a stroke every time someone asks me to find something lol. A red box? I'll pull a green bowl out of the cupboard instead because my brain mistranslates every time.
43:30 fun fact, that's a sign of hypermobility (double-jointedness). My wrist does that, although I don't have a hitchhiker's thumb so my thumb doesn't bend back that far. I used to think that everyone could do that and just didn't because it wasn't practical, come to find out in my mid-twenties I have autism and hypermobile Ehler's Danlos syndrome. Double-jointedness can be indicative of a few disorders, although if you're already diagnosed autistic it's normal to have more hypermobility than your non-autistic peers. Although please note many people just end up with random joints that are hypermobile for no reason with no underlying cause! But if you dislocate stuff for no discernible reason, or exceedingly *dumb* reasons then I recommend talking to your doctor about it. I dislocated my elbow and shoulder picking up a 12 pack of soda and had to go to the emergency room because I pinched a nerve and pulled a muscle and couldn't feel my arm for weeks. I still have numb patches in my arm and that was a couple years ago. :D It sucks! Lol
5:00 “Sacabambaspis is an extinct genus of jawless fish that lived in the Ordovician period. Sacabambaspis lived in shallow waters on the continental margins of Gondwana. It is the best known arandaspid with many specimens known.”-Wikipedia
2:47 feels like how the math problems that school dishes out are. Like john has 8 anfsrmp and 1 crblstrkng. If john prays to the crblstrkng than how many anfsrmp will turn into imrfls?
4:47 the text on the plaque roughly translates to "The first jawless fishes developed already in the Ordovician period. This is a reconstruction of the Late Ordovician Sacabambaspis janvierika, whose fossils have been found..."
7:05 I'm just imagining an alien watching this video or going to the wiki page and just being like "Oovberone dammit, Ter'lialim! Looks like we can't invade." Translation: "God dammit, Terry! Looks like we can't invade."
14:04 as a Dutch person, ik that book, it is dutch and here is how to pronounce it: it is spelled like Dikkie Dik but the 'i" in dutch is pronounced like the english double E like the E in 'Cheese' and same goes when you put an 'e' after the 'i', so you say it like: Deekkee Deek, and 'Dik' is the Dutch word for Thick, so it is probably in English his name as: Thicky Thick
0:30 if you cook hotdogs the way i sometimes to it, you'd be able to fit more bread into it. I pretty much boil it on a low temperature for a little over an hour. they become twice their size due to being even more water than meat.
5:09 as someone who lives in new york, i can confirm that we are outside of earth and are aliens eating sandwiches with mountains of cheese and random people who visit.
The text next to the fish is in Finnish, it translates to : the first jawless fishes developed already in the Ordovician period. This is a reconstruction of the Myohai-Ordovician sacabambaspis janvieri fish whose fossils have been found
10:35 s h r e d d e d b e e s 10:46 [ *accept corndog* ] [ *deny corndog* ] 11:34 snandarin 11:53 punishment 14:36 todays mission: timestamp random moments on an emkay video *insert guitar solo* 16:45 corn rabbit (aka jax) 22:56 the handle is part of the meal 40:06 mr frog is superior 48:14 HAHAHAHAH FUNNY HUMOR VERI FUNNI HAHAHAAHh
14:07 as Jack didn't know that cat is Dutch and literally named Fattie Fat(troll names are using that system and in 1978 we got a cat using that style of name already
I have never heard of r/ooer before, and i was a fool to belive this video would answer my question. According to the description on reddit its got to do something with programming, but it certainly doesnt
@nifflergaming8922 If I were to guess what the acronym r/OOER stands for, it would be *_"Obnoxiously Obscure Esoteric References"_* If it actually ISN'T an acronym, then we're so ooer I guess...
I'm spending what time left I had with narrator Jack watching and drawing whatever weird shit in the video. Good source of daily vitamins. Boob Chaser is a legit transformers name
4:47 that's Finnish! Torille! Okay so the sign in English is something along the lines of "The first fishes without jaws developed during the ordoviikki period (that probably has an official englsih name but idc). This is a reconstruction of a late ordoviikki periodian Sacabambaspis janvieri fish, the fossils of which have been found [...]"
i can very obviously tell that, in the last video, no one had any positive feeling; not Jack, not the editor, and neither me by the end due to brain-cell deprivation
2:56 It's Telenoid i finally found it was hard to dig through the bookmarks. Yep it exists. And looks a lot less scary in video form. Probably better in real life. But. Dang. Those eyes do dig inside your brain
21:41 BRAH BRAH I AM HURCULES MULLIGAN UPING IT LOVING YES I HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY "come again"! LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HORSES OF COURSE ITS HARD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE OVER FOUR SETS OF CORSETS
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AM I DREAMING ?? FINALLY, A COMPILATION VIDEO WITH JUST JACK AS THE NARRATOR RAHHHHGG 🗣️💥💥💥‼️‼️ ive been waiting for this ever since the first r/tumblr compilation dropped only to be met by a full hour of robin yapping (no offense but i want the weird aussie man and his soundboard)
*YASSSSS*
“Weird Aussie Man” 😭🙏
I've been waiting and started to worry if he's not coming back to read any r/sub. I love that weird Aussie man too much
There’s playlists for all of the narrators, with just their videos, that’s hours long.
@@justapanpirate the playlists arent even safe :(( i get jumpscared by other narrators and i jus WANT a whole video with just Jack bc i mean,,, why not ?? other narrators got it why cant he :((
@@asturrrr Literally, you could be listening to a Lexi compilation and Damien appears in the middle. (No offense to damien)
9:35 there’s images that are meant to depict what a stroke looks like through the eyes of a person having one.
My friend, you’ve just found one of them!
Omg?? Ew I hated it, I couldn’t decipher anything, that’s insane
@@chelsss12112 that’s what someone having a stroke sees lol
Yep. And I STILL hate those pictures. They're just so... ALIEN. Like, nausea inducing. 😅
@@armymedic_bnw they don’t make me nauseous it’s just a really odd experience lol
I seem to have a stroke every time someone asks me to find something lol. A red box? I'll pull a green bowl out of the cupboard instead because my brain mistranslates every time.
you know its gonna be a good day when emkay uploads an “all of x” video
still waiting for *ALL OF ME* and explosions and guns and hedgehogs riding motorcycles and stuff
hello Markiplier
Hellomynameismorkaplyer
Fish
@@EightFan you should use code Fish to save up 10% on gammersupps
Hello everybody my name is market pire
I have marketed the pliers
Anyone else noticing the messed up keyframe for about 20 minutes where the window size is small or is that just me?
YOU NOTICED IT TOO?!
I know.
What is up with these weird issues on Em Kay vids?
i also noticed it, i thought my laptop was broken
Ends at 45:09
It’s the entire “would you swim here”chapter
Man today is a nice day, not only did I finish work and chores quickly, i get to watch this as I fall asleep, man this just makes me happy.
43:30 fun fact, that's a sign of hypermobility (double-jointedness). My wrist does that, although I don't have a hitchhiker's thumb so my thumb doesn't bend back that far. I used to think that everyone could do that and just didn't because it wasn't practical, come to find out in my mid-twenties I have autism and hypermobile Ehler's Danlos syndrome. Double-jointedness can be indicative of a few disorders, although if you're already diagnosed autistic it's normal to have more hypermobility than your non-autistic peers. Although please note many people just end up with random joints that are hypermobile for no reason with no underlying cause! But if you dislocate stuff for no discernible reason, or exceedingly *dumb* reasons then I recommend talking to your doctor about it.
I dislocated my elbow and shoulder picking up a 12 pack of soda and had to go to the emergency room because I pinched a nerve and pulled a muscle and couldn't feel my arm for weeks. I still have numb patches in my arm and that was a couple years ago. :D It sucks! Lol
4:53 that is a prehistoric fish called Sacabambascis
Sacabambaspis*
@@CrimzonLizard Nerd(we love that jawless boy)
There’s a live reaction meme of it and yes we all love it
Yes they looked like that💙
5:00
“Sacabambaspis is an extinct genus of jawless fish that lived in the Ordovician period. Sacabambaspis lived in shallow waters on the continental margins of Gondwana. It is the best known arandaspid with many specimens known.”-Wikipedia
DEAR GOD ITS ALL JACK
wild hfjone fan spotted
hfjONE is love, hfjONE is life.
is the video zoomed out for like half of the time after 14:04 ?
I think they messed up the editing a little-
I was so confused
Y
it is now like in the old days were YT was 4:3 :-D
It’s no big deal considering RUclips has added solutions for these type of mistakes
"to bad i cant hear you" -kermit the frog
0:20 SANS MENTIONED🗣🔥🔥
HELL YEAH!!!!!1!!!1!!1!!1!!!!1!
1:04 funfact! there's actually a species of red bananas in Indonesia, and it's called "Pisang Genderuwo"
GENDERWHAT
@@sakabits_132 it's actually a type of ghost/folklore in Indonesia... not relevant to gender lmao
gender uwu
@@kaynedesu no not that
@@kaynedesu UWO
Jack’s narration would be an absolute trip if I watched this while high.
2:47 feels like how the math problems that school dishes out are. Like john has 8 anfsrmp and 1 crblstrkng. If john prays to the crblstrkng than how many anfsrmp will turn into imrfls?
He always fails to make me disappointed
1:19 in Kwik trip there is literally called a thing that’s called a tornado. It’s really good.
1 hour of aussie accent? Heck yeah
4:47 the text on the plaque roughly translates to "The first jawless fishes developed already in the Ordovician period. This is a reconstruction of the Late Ordovician Sacabambaspis janvierika, whose fossils have been found..."
7:05 I'm just imagining an alien watching this video or going to the wiki page and just being like
"Oovberone dammit, Ter'lialim! Looks like we can't invade."
Translation: "God dammit, Terry! Looks like we can't invade."
That Oreoeoeoeo had me dying :D
4:48 That was a good attempt at trying to read Finnish, Jack.
Agreed!
The thumbnail is the perfect image of where humanity is heading
2:44 the advert after this had a lobster
Robin was so worried about the editor, and oh boy does Jack not care.
15:44 I can physically feel *"W A L M S T Y L E"* subsuming into my vocabulary like a parasite.
14:04 as a Dutch person, ik that book, it is dutch and here is how to pronounce it: it is spelled like Dikkie Dik but the 'i" in dutch is pronounced like the english double E like the E in 'Cheese' and same goes when you put an 'e' after the 'i', so you say it like: Deekkee Deek, and 'Dik' is the Dutch word for Thick, so it is probably in English his name as: Thicky Thick
Dik also means fat so it could also be seen as "fatty fat"
Hi im also from the Netherlands
@@thatoneguy2468 oh yea forgor aboutthat one
Woooohooo, it's an ALL-JACK video! At long last
truly the video of time
0:30 if you cook hotdogs the way i sometimes to it, you'd be able to fit more bread into it.
I pretty much boil it on a low temperature for a little over an hour. they become twice their size due to being even more water than meat.
I wonder if the editor is insane after dealing with Jack's hilarious shenanigans
1:26 Tornados are a brand of taquito.
Robin sabotaged this video solely because of the reasonable amount of cheese appearing.
I work at a polish restaurant and we import products from Poland we have a bunch of these tubes full of nuts that say Hit nuts on them
bro is getting SOOOO much mileage out of those effects
but like
to be fair
it is very ooey
5:09 as someone who lives in new york, i can confirm that we are outside of earth and are aliens eating sandwiches with mountains of cheese and random people who visit.
I absolutely love emkay, so glad I got here early :)
4:51 No, that isn’t a mistake. That is a real ass fish from the Jurassic era. Take it from me, my sister won’t shut up about it.
Jack called "hayden christensen", "hans christian andersen"
4:47 sacabsmbaspis! Sacabsmbaspis is a prehistoric jawless fish, no it's not badly taxidermied, they really did just look like that 💀
The text next to the fish is in Finnish, it translates to : the first jawless fishes developed already in the Ordovician period. This is a reconstruction of the Myohai-Ordovician sacabambaspis janvieri fish whose fossils have been found
7:30 that isn't ethereum, that's scientific notation-
10:53 this is a very sensitive topic for me. Please do not eat me. Don't put me in the oven.
10:35 s h r e d d e d b e e s
10:46 [ *accept corndog* ] [ *deny corndog* ]
11:34 snandarin
11:53 punishment
14:36 todays mission: timestamp random moments on an emkay video *insert guitar solo*
16:45 corn rabbit (aka jax)
22:56 the handle is part of the meal
40:06 mr frog is superior
48:14 HAHAHAHAH FUNNY HUMOR VERI FUNNI HAHAHAAHh
14:07 as Jack didn't know that cat is Dutch and literally named Fattie Fat(troll names are using that system and in 1978 we got a cat using that style of name already
I can't believe how awesome this is!
Bot
Bro, NOT THE KOALA BRAIN! 😂🤣
There are red bananas, funnily enough. And pink ones too, by the way.
"Ahhhhh oooOooOoOOOOoi ahhhHHHHHhhhhhHHoOoOOOoOoOoAhhhhhhh OOOOOOooOOOOooOooOoOOoO" -jack
I have never heard of r/ooer before, and i was a fool to belive this video would answer my question. According to the description on reddit its got to do something with programming, but it certainly doesnt
r/ooer is a subreddit to see how ridiculous people can get
@nifflergaming8922 If I were to guess what the acronym r/OOER stands for, it would be
*_"Obnoxiously Obscure Esoteric References"_*
If it actually ISN'T an acronym, then we're so ooer I guess...
I thought it was the sound us Brits make to something unusual or awkward or sudden, like losing your balance when you're walking.
4:50 for anyone wondering this animal is extinct and called a sacabambaspis
the way jack has to narrate all of these aswell-
Um, actually, it's: save the bees, plant more trees, clean the seas, shredded cheese!
1:08:40 why does he sound like leshy from cult of the lamb
I'm spending what time left I had with narrator Jack watching and drawing whatever weird shit in the video. Good source of daily vitamins. Boob Chaser is a legit transformers name
Future historians are gonna have a field day with this
28:35 sacing for dɲð
4:47 that's Finnish! Torille! Okay so the sign in English is something along the lines of "The first fishes without jaws developed during the ordoviikki period (that probably has an official englsih name but idc). This is a reconstruction of a late ordoviikki periodian Sacabambaspis janvieri fish, the fossils of which have been found [...]"
we need a compilation of Kenny and Jack
i can very obviously tell that, in the last video, no one had any positive feeling; not Jack, not the editor, and neither me by the end due to brain-cell deprivation
5:44 yooo that's pretty nuts
The tornados at Kwik Trip are actually really good. It’s a sausage wrapped in a flavored tortilla. Also the brats are an Americanized bratwurst
shoutout jack cus he suffered so much in this vid
I think ooer is a sub for dyslexic people memes
7:31 *That's scientific notation, not Etherium. The joke is that it costs trillions of dollars per ounce to make.*
Ooer and brainrot are synonymous
been a while since the last ooer compilation
never heard of this sub before
7:11 or they come from a place that doesn't have them. such as that one video where a tribe eats candy for the first time.
1:00 in Brazil and in some other countries, there’s actually red bananas
15:04 PROJECT MOON MENTIONED? GREATERSPLIT VERTICAL
26:08 sounds like a prophecy
Sometimes I fail to realize that there’s different narrators 💀
great video (it was posted a minute ago)
As a human without a cat, I can confidently say that, that cat is definitely fucked up
22:21 thats in germany and "bad" is short for Baden-Baden wich is in Baden-Württemberg (i know that cuz i live near baden-baden)
0:31 Dot Hog
2:56
It's Telenoid i finally found it was hard to dig through the bookmarks. Yep it exists. And looks a lot less scary in video form. Probably better in real life. But. Dang. Those eyes do dig inside your brain
Ooer
1:03 that’s a landmine, do not touch it
(I’m referencing a psa btw)
(Or pif I’m actually not sure which one my country uses)
Give the cat a little salami
I used this video to level up my autism.
4:47 thats finnish, Jack
10:36. WTF 😂😂 shredded bees
Surreal memes hit different
1:29 so that explains why Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear.
dude not even four minutes in and there’s ai. i’m not even gonna be surprised if they just start using ai voices for these videos
ive never seen this subreddit before
I thought Morbius was ok.
I can’t tell if the audio is out of sync or if I’m just having a stronk
21:41 BRAH BRAH I AM HURCULES MULLIGAN UPING IT LOVING YES I HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY "come again"! LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HORSES OF COURSE ITS HARD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE OVER FOUR SETS OF CORSETS
I'm surprised this isn't an Eminem rap already
20:29 i can do the *Loric* face😭😭
Red bananas are delicious.
13:08 MARKLIN MENTIONED
ooer
Ooer
I am not good with computer pls to help
4:23 FNaF character for 8 letters then died
This feels like weirdcore but less political.
5:23 I’m actually eating melted cheese with no pants on
awesome video