"But I am! Always I am right. It is so invariable it startles me. And now it looks very much as though I may be wrong, and that upsets me. But I should not be upset, because I am right. I must be right because I am never wrong."
@@Kornrock1969 I was at the show at The Gorge, but Maynard tends to say the same shit (or similar shit) at all the stops on tour. So that joke isn't necessarily indicative of a specific show...
@@KT-Buf69 There is no half way, an "instrumental album" term means no vocal at all:-) That's why the question asked to the great vocalist is so stupid and the answer so funny.
I jump in my weaponized killdozer replica and we ride on to fucking heaven, I'd imagine... And he'd somehow manage to be driving my old JCB manufactured in England that actually worked awesome for years but has been broken down for like 5 years now. Vs the one built in God damn Georgia that's about a piece of shit... Made in murica... 🙄
EndZiiel true , when the guy acts totally pathetic by coming to shows in just a thong and makeup, the fans will make him look like a God , ascending from the exosphere.
Maynard is the reason I fanboy NO ONE. The farthest I'll go is certain drummers. Most of the best drummers I've met have been very nice and down to earth. Lead vocalists are usually the most fucked up members of any group. Maynard just wants to be more mysterious than he really is when all he is is a dude that sings in a really good rock band. Without Danny and Adam there is no Tool. After all without the music all you have is a dude singing.
That's actually his point though. He's not trying to be mysterious. He took to performing in the back of the stage because he realized that his being upfront was pulling focus from the rest of the band. It was distracting listeners from actually LISTENING to the music the way that they wanted. He knows damn good and well that he isn't shit without those guys. His/their idea is for you to see them as a unit-not Maynard and his band(which is what was happening), but that instrumentally, they are all equal to each other. Adam is the guitar, Justin is the bass, Danny is the drums, and Maynard is the voice. A package deal. He'll gladly be the first person that'll stand up and acknowledge that the other 3 do the heavy lifting and he's just a voice-he's got the easy part. He's said it time and time again. It's the "FANS" that project way more importance onto Maynard than he, himself, wanted and felt that he deserved. Then, they throw that projection back onto him claiming he's a dick for it-as perfectly exhibited in this comment thread. He didn't go to the back out of ego and a need to feel "mysterious"-he did it out of respect for the band and their music. He just wasn't comfortable being the center of the attention in a band that's as musically complex as Tool is. The amount of people that claim to be fans of their music, yet allow the messages in their music go way over their heads totally missing the point AND don't respect their personal decisions as a band is mind blowing.
"I met Steven Spielberg and he was really short, and I was like, oh my God" -Adam Jones Edit: It’s really been 3 damn years since this comment. Time flies. On another note... 1k? What the hell... lmao
Maynard is hilarious, I think people feel he's an asshole bc he just refuses to take himself seriously like people want him to. People think he's a god and he knows he's just a dude who follows his heart. True coyote energy.
I went to HS with Jim,--opps,---Maynard, and wrestled with him on the wrestling team (I graduated in 81, he in 82). He was a good athlete, who did what I did, he stuck with sports based on the individual. His dad was our coach, and teacher--and was very good at both. I think he was the best grade school teacher I ever had, and he made great impressions on me, that helped me find some success also. Maynard James Keenan, comes from some good cloth. I am a bit surprised he never did a remake of a Kiss song, as he had Kiss posters all over the inside of his hallway locker, or may be that Aerosmith song "Dream on", because I know he dug that song back then. I would love to hear Tool remake that song. I thought it was a great song too. The last time I saw him was at a bar in Grand Rapids Mi. around 1994, similar to that bar in star wars, a place called "The Reptile House",--no longer there. I thought I offended him with a "off joke" as we caught up a bit in that bar,---I guess not. I also heard he was back at the old HS a may be a month ago, wrestling with the wrestling team. Very cool. Unlike me, he probably never got out of good physical shape. If Jim sees this (I doubt), hello from Doug Johns, and tell your Dad he made good differences in me. I doubt there are any teachers like him anymore, and that is not good.
I think he meant metal in general but like they don't really fit theirs nothing really to compare them to in metal their sorta closer to 60's psychedelic rock but theirs really nothing entirely comparable.
The way English works, there is nothing obvious about this statement and whether he was referencing glam metal specifically or not with the second part, despite the dumbass in this thread. Also Adam: "I like Scandinavian metal bands, such as Meshuggah..."
Interviewer: So, Maynard, what lead you guys to release Fear Inoculum? Maynard: Initially we weren't supposed to make another record, 10,000 days was going to be our last, but I noticed I was running out of waffles and I couldn't masturbate without eating waffles and watching brokeback mountain. So I decided I needed more waffles and here we are. New album is called uhhh... Fear Inoculum.
18:50 Damn that's seriously so funny how totally spaced out Adam Jones is. :D It's even like the camera guy focuses him and then very quickly decides "Oh let's better look away. There is something going on here."
Adam barely moves or speaks on-stage. However, if you have the same nice lense on your camera, he'll definitely take the time to admire and compliment that. 1:45
Ah, Maynard. Couldn't he be any more comical. What I mean is this: 1:31 - "I think that I did too much acid in High School and can't remember what I said in 2001. I'm just going to say, for the record, yes."
Tool gives me every hope in the world. Their lyrics are so moving but they’re so goddamn funny in real life. It teaches me to enjoy life and truly experience your journey, but never take life too seriously.
Maynard played a prank on me when I went to Lolapalooza in '97. I thought security was gonna beat my ass while he stood (unknown to me) behind me laughing. Very funny.
@@jennifer9047 LMAO I literally just finished listening to HWAP when I went back here and saw this. The song being still so fresh in my mind is making me laugh way too hard at this.
My favorite but is at 2:28 Maynard is talking AC/DC and asks Danny for his opinion and he starts saying nonsense about a muscle car "Fucking 4 on the 4 floor man! Got a 350 4 barreled carb homes!" haha wtf was that I love it.
siquator he's actually rambling car nonsense just to goof off. 4 on the floor is a 4speed manual transmission, 350 is a small block Chevy V8 and 4barrel carb is 4 port carburetor. god only knows what that had to do with the question, he was probably baked lol
The pain and frustration and longing in Tools music has saved my life more than once by allowing me to live vicariously (no pun intended) through it. It brought me to realizations I'd have otherwise not reached. Thanks for your art guy's.
He said "4 on the floor" which is an old term for a stick shift vehicle with 4 gears, with the gearshift being on the floorboard. It lines up with all the random shit he was saying about cars afterwards 😂 it could've been a double entendre though
@@TThatsWhatSheSaid1 Maynard was talking about ACDC....they use alot of 4/4 time signatures in their music. Danny used a double reference cause he is into cars, but also emphasizing that ACDC uses "4 on the floor" just straight rock time signatures for their music.
This Video SAVED MY LIFE! Earlier this evening, after watching this Video, I got I'm my car and began driving. I came up on a curve where it was more than necessary I pay close attention. Just then a car coming the other direction swerved into my lane. I reacted with a speed which seemed that of light. A collision was avoided and both the careless driver in the other lane and myself both made it home safely. If I had been masturbating while driving, like I had planned, we would all have died that night. Thank You Maynard for your wise suggestion, I'll never jack and drive again.
I low key feel like he did it on purpose but also at the same time he’s the type of weird bastard to actually fuck up but make me believe he did it to fuck with me just to Fuck with me
Jupiter was hit by that comet, so it just completely disingrated. You see, Sagittarius is the sign associated with Jupiter, therefore all of the Sagittarius people will vanish. RIP Maynard.
Sometimes Steve Carrell. Sometimes Paul Shaffer. Sometimes a hottie. Sometimes a philosopher. Sometimes the fool. Always MJK. Standing in his own. As a conduit for ENERGY.
That camera pan to Adam just standing there looking stoned to the point of confusion of how he even got there at 19:08 kills me every time I watch this. Not so much as a fucking blink. Waaaay too big pre-interview bong hit was had that day.
When they played Rio Rancho, Maynard ended with "I hope that everyone learned a little more about themselves and takes home one valuable piece of advise. Do not drink and drive. Please, you could hit a bump and spill your beer." Old joke but MJK still made it a riot!
Songs and interesting musical stuff I want to remember 03:04 - 2006.06.04 - Before Jambi 04:26 - 1998.08.26 - Maynard tells a story about Danny and Ænemas 06:38 - 2002.05.10 - Happy Birthday to Danny before Opiate (it's a false start) 06:55 - 1995 - Jupiter joke, can't remember the exact date but I'm sure it's from 1995 08:11 - 1993.08.27 - Idk what's happening here lol 08:28 - 2002 - Idk about this one either, it's from one of the 2002 shows, before Lateralus 09:03 - 1997.07.29 - Wrestler onstage 09:30 - 1997.07.29 - I suppose this is from the same concert as the last one 10:05 - 2011/2012 - I have no idea for this one, but it can be from any of those years, mostly because of the mass collabs they did for Lateralus 10:42 - 2007.08.22 - Yeah, I looked for this exact concert for hours, I know it's this one 11:13 - 2011/2012 - I guess this is the same as the 10:05 mark, Idk 11:28 - ???? - I have no idea 12:36 - 1998.08.26 - Before No Quarter, the concert itself is amazing 13:46 - 1998 - It seems like it's from 08.26, but iirc it's from another concert, Idk 14:11 - 1993 - Idk 15:00 - 1994 - Idk either 19:27 - 2007.05.26 - I finally found it 19:42 - 1997.02.23 - During Pushit 21:23 - ???? - Idk about it, but I'm sure it's from 2010 to 2014 22:25 - 2002 - Idk, it's from 2002 and before Lateralus 22:40 - 1998.07.08 - Outro from concert 22:57 - ???? - Idk 23:36 - 1998.08.29 - before Ænema 23:47 - 1998 - It seems like it's from 08.26, but iirc it's from another concert, Idk (in 08.26 he says the same monologue, but in a happier tone) 24:27 - 1994.03.18 - Weird Undertow ending 24:41 - 1998.08.26 - Yeah, this concert has a lot of things going on 25:58 - 2001.05.15 - It's funnier because it's the first 2001 concert ever 26:23 - ???? - Idk 26:34 - 1993 - Idk either, maybe from 1993 thanks to sound quality 27:12 - ???? - Damn, Idk 27:26 - 2014.03.06 - Vegans insult before Vicarious I guess 28:18 - ???? - Idk Okay, if you know some dates or want to contribute, just tell me, I'm tired and I'll be updating the list with the time
Maynard is calculatingly deliberate in a way that makes him seem like he is totally random. He's a master manipulator but he does like being the centre of attention. He guarantees it.
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"I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken." - MJK
Wait are you from Washington. Because he said the same thing at the gorge 2 years ago
"But I am! Always I am right. It is so invariable it startles me. And now it looks very much as though I may be wrong, and that upsets me. But I should not be upset, because I am right. I must be right because I am never wrong."
That's not actually his quote but he said it well.
When people use the word wrong they are implying their religion is right but they're incorrect about that.
@@Kornrock1969 I was at the show at The Gorge, but Maynard tends to say the same shit (or similar shit) at all the stops on tour. So that joke isn't necessarily indicative of a specific show...
So that's why it's takes so damn long to produce a new Tool album, he waits until he cant afford waffles.
theyre going thru somethign with their label for tool, thats why maynard started a perfect circle and puscifer
Lowe's, Home Depot, ect., are trying to sue them for trying to copyright the name (keyword, NAME) Tool.
its all good though. im seein them halloween weekend (:
JohnnyMrHattersmith that's it
hes worth 40 mil apparently so that's going to take awhile, unless the price of waffles skyrockets.... quick EVERYONE buy ALL the waffles!!!!!
"No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close."
Dave T xdxd
Same
I came here to post this
I love how Maynard is literally a parody of every frontman ever
he isn't real LMAO
Interviewer: "ever though about doing an instrumental album"? Maynard: "that would kind of leave me out of it" Priceless!
I've never heard a tool album that wasn't heavily instrumental
And yet, that’s exactly what they’re latest record is. (I did the math MJK sings on 21.815% of the album.)
@@RustinChole that's an oddly precise percentage .
@Jamie Koering you get help buddy he didnt do anything to you
@@KT-Buf69 There is no half way, an "instrumental album" term means no vocal at all:-) That's why the question asked to the great vocalist is so stupid and the answer so funny.
It's always amazed me how MJK sometimes looks like a total badass and sometimes like an old librarian. One of my favorite humans.
Ditto that👏👏👏
Sometimes Steve Carrell.
Sometimes Paul Shaffer.
Sometimes a hottie.
Sometimes a philosopher.
Sometimes the fool.
Always standing in his own power.
Or a worm with glasses
Sings like a monster and then talks like a nerd 😄
I mean that in the best possible way
Sometimes he looks like Sinead O’Connor’s uglier, derpier sister in bra & underwear.
Buy Fear Inoculum, so Maynard can afford waffles.
ShadowECHO I will buy it twice for him
Send more money =)
I bought like 5 of those fucking things.
Yep
i bought Fear Inoculum so Maynard could buy syrup for his waffles
Danny Carey is just a beam of Sunshine every time he smiles n laughs..
Yes he is! Hehe
Oh hell yes!!! Absolutely!!!
That man is a pure gold. I’ve never seen someone so happy to work his craft, then also, just cuz it’s Tuesday.
Ya he's just a gorgeous man
He always reminds me of having an older brother that was born 15 years before you 😂
"I met Maynard through a friend from high school and we started..uh Tool" 😅😂
Best moment in this video
I had to rewatch it like 10 times lmao
Wasn't that friend Tom Morello? (according to wiki)
6:07
Tom Morello was that friend.
Imagine walking outside one morning and Keenan is in your driveway on a forklift spiraling in a large circle.
A perfect circle
Dark Space touché
@@DarkSpaceStudios nice
Keep going
I jump in my weaponized killdozer replica and we ride on to fucking heaven, I'd imagine...
And he'd somehow manage to be driving my old JCB manufactured in England that actually worked awesome for years but has been broken down for like 5 years now. Vs the one built in God damn Georgia that's about a piece of shit... Made in murica... 🙄
This song... Is the last song.....*crowd boos*.... Before the next song *crowd cheers* lmfao
aicMadSeason 😂😂😂
Ultimate troll right there
Time stamp?
@@mariosmarinos2392 23:27
LMAOO
THEY DID MAKE AN ENTIRE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY (The Hobbit) FASTER THAN THEY MADE A SINGLE TOOL ALBUM.
+Joseph calderon And take a wild guess which was better.
+Estragon17 obviously the hobbit. duh. c'mon are you kidding me?
+Joseph calderon The Hobbit had already been written
Matt Beatz So was the first 3 Lord of the Rings movies. You do realize they were all books first right?
That explains why that was shit.
Maynard's dorky little laugh after explaining the situation about Jupiter always makes me howl
Me too.
Maynard: Jupiter got destroyed
Crowd: YEAAAAAHHH!!!
I am utterly convinced, Adam Jones, is a vampire.
Those teeth... Say it all...
Oh, he is.
Chewbacca
Yeah
his teeth are so sharp what the heck
3:47 And here we see Maynard demonstrating the Fibonacci sequence.
"... so all of you people that are Sagittarius are gonna slowly begin to disappear. I just wanna be the first to say goodbye.. heahaha"
LMAO
A truly beautiful eulogy.
I have a feeling that Maynard is somewhat making fun of the audience that they will cheer anything.
tru, evn wen the jupitr thing
Yeah, he seems like the kind of guy who doesn't like sycophants
EndZiiel true , when the guy acts totally pathetic by coming to shows in just a thong and makeup, the fans will make him look like a God , ascending from the exosphere.
Maynard is the reason I fanboy NO ONE. The farthest I'll go is certain drummers. Most of the best drummers I've met have been very nice and down to earth. Lead vocalists are usually the most fucked up members of any group. Maynard just wants to be more mysterious than he really is when all he is is a dude that sings in a really good rock band. Without Danny and Adam there is no Tool. After all without the music all you have is a dude singing.
That's actually his point though. He's not trying to be mysterious. He took to performing in the back of the stage because he realized that his being upfront was pulling focus from the rest of the band. It was distracting listeners from actually LISTENING to the music the way that they wanted. He knows damn good and well that he isn't shit without those guys. His/their idea is for you to see them as a unit-not Maynard and his band(which is what was happening), but that instrumentally, they are all equal to each other. Adam is the guitar, Justin is the bass, Danny is the drums, and Maynard is the voice. A package deal. He'll gladly be the first person that'll stand up and acknowledge that the other 3 do the heavy lifting and he's just a voice-he's got the easy part. He's said it time and time again. It's the "FANS" that project way more importance onto Maynard than he, himself, wanted and felt that he deserved. Then, they throw that projection back onto him claiming he's a dick for it-as perfectly exhibited in this comment thread. He didn't go to the back out of ego and a need to feel "mysterious"-he did it out of respect for the band and their music. He just wasn't comfortable being the center of the attention in a band that's as musically complex as Tool is. The amount of people that claim to be fans of their music, yet allow the messages in their music go way over their heads totally missing the point AND don't respect their personal decisions as a band is mind blowing.
"I met Steven Spielberg and he was really short, and I was like, oh my God" -Adam Jones
Edit: It’s really been 3 damn years since this comment. Time flies. On another note... 1k? What the hell... lmao
sarauzenlee Dan is huge!! I saw a picture of him and Maynard standing one next to the other and he is like 1 meter taller lol
Dan is 6 foot five inches and maynard is 5 foot 6
Steven Spielberg is 5’8” lol
@@qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232 Q is a Lie, dont trust the process.
I read this right as he said it. Perfect.
"No one is gayer than i am, but some comes dangerously close"
Maynard James Keenan, trolling everyone for 20 years+
“Hi I’m Britney Spears...”
“I’m Whitney Houston.”
“...and we’re coming to you live from Hell.”
Saying Maynard's weird would be the understatement of the century.
Agreed.
weird people change the world
I think he seems suprisingly normal considering the drugs he's probably done and the parties he's been to.
Cyba IT yea its more saying fucked up shit as a joke then being weird its honestly just a good sense of humor
Not weird he’s just tired of bullshit
" i met maynard, through a friend from high school. And we started....uh...tool" lmao
+Michael Nite A moving and powerful story!
+csanchez505 I wasn't crying! It's just my allergies.
Adam Jones' friend from High School...Tom Morello from Rage Against The Machine.
Michael Maldonado yeah u uh, started tool and totally didn't just do acid in the bathroom
That made me laugh out loud when he said that.
"I just wanted to be the first to say goodbye hahaha" I lost my shit at that
+Freezie Pop Me too LOL that laugh...
His laugh sounds like Willy Wonka's in the Tim Burton movie. LISTEN TO IT, AND TRY TO DENY IT!
Favorite part
Biggest troll. I fucking love it!
his laugh at that part was so good
I just love how serious people get about this band and don't realize that the band is fucking with them most of the time.
Johnathan King THAT is why i love them!! (Not to mention Maynard sings like a GOD!!)
Maynard is hilarious, I think people feel he's an asshole bc he just refuses to take himself seriously like people want him to. People think he's a god and he knows he's just a dude who follows his heart. True coyote energy.
If you don’t think Maynard loves himself you’re an idiot
I went to HS with Jim,--opps,---Maynard, and wrestled with him on the wrestling team (I graduated in 81, he in 82). He was a good athlete, who did what I did, he stuck with sports based on the individual. His dad was our coach, and teacher--and was very good at both. I think he was the best grade school teacher I ever had, and he made great impressions on me, that helped me find some success also. Maynard James Keenan, comes from some good cloth.
I am a bit surprised he never did a remake of a Kiss song, as he had Kiss posters all over the inside of his hallway locker, or may be that Aerosmith song "Dream on", because I know he dug that song back then. I would love to hear Tool remake that song. I thought it was a great song too.
The last time I saw him was at a bar in Grand Rapids Mi. around 1994, similar to that bar in star wars, a place called "The Reptile House",--no longer there.
I thought I offended him with a "off joke" as we caught up a bit in that bar,---I guess not.
I also heard he was back at the old HS a may be a month ago, wrestling with the wrestling team. Very cool. Unlike me, he probably never got out of good physical shape.
If Jim sees this (I doubt), hello from Doug Johns, and tell your Dad he made good differences in me. I doubt there are any teachers like him anymore, and that is not good.
@EarthSurferUSA Was he as cynical back then?
Thanks for your comment, some cool stuff in there.
He covered calling dr love live with apc
Wow u read his book nice
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"No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close" -MJK
Gotta get that on a t-shirt 👉👌!
3:39 lmfao "When people call us metal, I'm just like "sss... I feel like taking a bath.""
MurderFaceXD He was referencing Glam Metal actually
I think he meant metal in general but like they don't really fit theirs nothing really to compare them to in metal their sorta closer to 60's psychedelic rock but theirs really nothing entirely comparable.
# # I suppose
@John Hurley My bad. Although you don't need to insult me like that, man.
The way English works, there is nothing obvious about this statement and whether he was referencing glam metal specifically or not with the second part, despite the dumbass in this thread.
Also Adam: "I like Scandinavian metal bands, such as Meshuggah..."
Interviewer: So, Maynard, what lead you guys to release Fear Inoculum?
Maynard: Initially we weren't supposed to make another record, 10,000 days was going to be our last, but I noticed I was running out of waffles and I couldn't masturbate without eating waffles and watching brokeback mountain. So I decided I needed more waffles and here we are. New album is called uhhh... Fear Inoculum.
Genius
Timestamp?
Awesome
18:50 Damn that's seriously so funny how totally spaced out Adam Jones is. :D It's even like the camera guy focuses him and then very quickly decides "Oh let's better look away. There is something going on here."
Lmaooo I died when I saw that
I’ve never seen somebody SO FRIED before lmao. Do you know what the title of the original interview is called?
19:23
Adam barely moves or speaks on-stage. However, if you have the same nice lense on your camera, he'll definitely take the time to admire and compliment that. 1:45
Ah, Maynard. Couldn't he be any more comical. What I mean is this:
1:31 - "I think that I did too much acid in High School and can't remember what I said in 2001. I'm just going to say, for the record, yes."
That's hilarious.
Yeah I loved that though I kinda feel sorry for that german reporter girl
silience zAWESOMESAUCE
Best thing about Tool is you can return to them after a long sabbatical, and everything is new again. Amazing band.
Tool gives me every hope in the world. Their lyrics are so moving but they’re so goddamn funny in real life. It teaches me to enjoy life and truly experience your journey, but never take life too seriously.
Maynard played a prank on me when I went to Lolapalooza in '97. I thought security was gonna beat my ass while he stood (unknown to me) behind me laughing. Very funny.
We were there. My friends shook hands with Danny just walking around.
"buy it so i can afford waffles"
BUY! BUY! BUY! Meeeeee sum Waffles!
@@jennifer9047 LMAO I literally just finished listening to HWAP when I went back here and saw this. The song being still so fresh in my mind is making me laugh way too hard
at this.
@@MultiOMFG1 Haha 😆 Let's keep it goin': Send more honey! Fuuuuuuck you IHOP! Fuuuuuuck you, IHOP!
@@jennifer9047 LOL
葛Jennifer But, hey IHOP has waffles...
My favorite but is at 2:28 Maynard is talking AC/DC and asks Danny for his opinion and he starts saying nonsense about a muscle car "Fucking 4 on the 4 floor man! Got a 350 4 barreled carb homes!" haha wtf was that I love it.
4 on the floor is a drum term meaning playing the bass drum every quarter note. Idk about the other stuff
also means pushing the gas pedal to the the floor and opening ALL 4 barrels on the Carb "homes". ...........that comment from danny was random
siquator he's actually rambling car nonsense just to goof off. 4 on the floor is a 4speed manual transmission, 350 is a small block Chevy V8 and 4barrel carb is 4 port carburetor. god only knows what that had to do with the question, he was probably baked lol
D) all of the above
4 on the floor also is a very common drum term that very much applies to ACDC. so in this case he probably means both. double entendre
that rosetta stoned one killed me
roflol65 same here
roflol65 what time was it at?
10:42
Mickey Stoned
Please someone what performance is that from
"... making an instrumental album?" Maynard looked pretty stoked when the interviewer asked that haha
The pain and frustration and longing in Tools music has saved my life more than once by allowing me to live vicariously (no pun intended) through it. It brought me to realizations I'd have otherwise not reached. Thanks for your art guy's.
I relate so hard to this comment. Same, just got out of rehab and just saw them live. They are saving my life.. again.
Ditto.
You're certainly welcome.
Adam Jones looks like the love child of Chewbacca and Frankenstein.
ShreddNugent i thought he was cute before you said that
ShreddNugent more like chewbaca and albert einstein
ShreddNugent fuck me, spot on xD
Maynard reminds me of Eminem the way he talks is similar
Frankenstein was the doctor. The monster didn’t have a name. But you’re right anyway.
Tool is my favorite munge band.
What's your second favorite munge band?
Blader yes
He said the "munge" comment right as I read this
7:43 best laugh
Maynard's such a douche though hated him on Rogan
You have to love Maynard screwing with the audience.
Ya he's enjoying his time too
"Morrisey's a wanker!!"
"Air Fresheners"
That part in Rosetta Stoned live had me in tears
Actually no. That's what makes him a complete dick head. He hates his own fans because he thinks Americans are stupid.
Adam Jones is so hilarious, and it's just him being himself. Amazing.
Whenever I use the toilet I end up in this Maynard rabbit hole for like an hour. My right foot is permanently asleep. Worth it.
Dude that’s what I’m doing right now. I know the feeling.
Don’t sit there too long or you’ll get Maynard James Kenoids!
@@constancemerryweather525 - I’ve come to just accept them.
Lmao
"I just wanted to be the first to say goodbye, haha!" LMAO love it
I met Maynard, through a friend in school...and we started Tool - i fucken died.
We now know where Anthony Fantano got his look from
haha yup
brian zhao Manthony Keentano
A Perfectony Circano
I like to think he rocked that maynard hairstyle from '94 at the time
@Chuck Buskee Let's get his channel taken down!
"i just wanna say i have the exact same lens. same lens." - adam jones
Seeing MJK walking around in circles onstage and saying “Okay, So, this is the last song.... before the next song” killed me
"I just wanted to say I have the exact same lens; same lens" haha Adam was/is probably always stoned as fuck
Haha that's the best part
he actually doesn't use drugs
Well he once said that dmt saved his life so you must be right!!!
He musr have been... high
13:38 - "I've read about drug experiences...I've never taken drugs in my life."
HE SOUNDS SO SERIOUS THOUGH, HAHAHAHA!
"Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men" - Maynard James Keenan
Vicarious!
2:27 Maynard talking AC/DC, and Danny busting out the 4/4 reference.....LMFAO. Funniest part of the video IMO.
He said "4 on the floor" which is an old term for a stick shift vehicle with 4 gears, with the gearshift being on the floorboard. It lines up with all the random shit he was saying about cars afterwards 😂 it could've been a double entendre though
@@TThatsWhatSheSaid1 Maynard was talking about ACDC....they use alot of 4/4 time signatures in their music. Danny used a double reference cause he is into cars, but also emphasizing that ACDC uses "4 on the floor" just straight rock time signatures for their music.
@@TThatsWhatSheSaid1 I'm pretty sure he said 4 4 on the floor
2 things I learned from this:
Adam Jones is definetly a vampire.
Maynard with a forklift is a very bad idea.
When they played in San Francisco in January he kept doing the "Thank you goodnight" thing until eventually literally every single person screamed no
"i'm shorter than he is, i have nothing to say."
He had a lot of nothing to say
They're like a boy band for men.
Zangdoodle man-child band?
I guess I’m a man now. Lol
They’re a Man-Band!
Won the comments.
Zangdoodle I had magazine fold out of Maynard on my wall when I was a teen. Music saves lives.
"All you people who are Sagittarius are gonna slowly begin to disappear." Crowd completely looses it's shit!
Yeah i guarantee ppl were trippin on various substances... I enjoy a lot of his humor but that was cruel as fuck
"I Just wanted to be the first one to tell ya, ha ha!"
That band is a universal treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.
Ahhhh, Maynard can protect himself.. (and if he fails, Danny will stomp over ppl)🤘
they don’t need our protection
Just look at chancellor's hands... he can break stone with just a slap
Complete opposite of every Tool fan I have ever met, soooo chill
This Video SAVED MY LIFE! Earlier this evening, after watching this Video, I got I'm my car and began driving. I came up on a curve where it was more than necessary I pay close attention. Just then a car coming the other direction swerved into my lane. I reacted with a speed which seemed that of light. A collision was avoided and both the careless driver in the other lane and myself both made it home safely. If I had been masturbating while driving, like I had planned, we would all have died that night. Thank You Maynard for your wise suggestion, I'll never jack and drive again.
are you fucking serious??
hahahahaha!!!!
I want this to be true SOOO BADLY
i also had a simaler situation
@@landonrutledge2649 me too. Thank Mj that we have mj to show us the way.
Maynard seems like the most chill, funniest, and down to earth person ever
"when people call us metal I feel like taking a bath"
incer3 You got that wrong.
He's says glam metal
😂😂😂
Every time I see a clip of them live I like to play a game called “where’s Maynard” and I only win like 60% of the time.
😂
Musical version of Where's Waldo lol. I love it.
the drummer seems like a really cool guy !!!
Danny Carey. Hell yeah
The drummer is a Drum God. Seriously.. 🌞
"The drummer" has a name boi.... Whitney Houston
He looks like viking highlander
@@3wGaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Whitney Houston true story
24:28 The worst thing that could happen to a vocalist. I lol'd, big time.
He sounds like, fucking, George of the jungle. XD
@@ZikkityZakOTA this comment hahahah
I low key feel like he did it on purpose but also at the same time he’s the type of weird bastard to actually fuck up but make me believe he did it to fuck with me just to Fuck with me
"i think that i did 2 much acid in high school and that i cant remember what i said in 2001." Maynard is a fkin legend.
I think the acid is high on Maynard
Jupiter was hit by that comet, so it just completely disingrated. You see, Sagittarius is the sign associated with Jupiter, therefore all of the Sagittarius people will vanish. RIP Maynard.
He's an Aries
😂
He said that later in the speach and yes he's a aries
He said that later in the speach and yes he's a aries
21:55 fret for your air freshener lol
Cool to see a JMT fan here.
10:48 is the best fucking version or Rosetta Stoned I've ever heard haha so fucking funny haha.
i swear james is the physical manifestation of Deadpool
Yep
Maynard is a troll/practical joker type. Never takes himself too seriously.
Maynard is one of the most random dude you could ever meet. And I love it
22:19 "Fret for your air fresheners" lmfao
Ive watched this video at least once a month for the past 3 years and it gets better and better every time.
All in favor of buying 10,000 days AGAIN so Maynard can afford waffles say "I"
I
I
Naaa...he can live vicariously
I 🙏🙏
Tool is not just a band. They are a whole different genre.
Sometimes Steve Carrell.
Sometimes Paul Shaffer.
Sometimes a hottie.
Sometimes a philosopher.
Sometimes the fool.
Always MJK.
Standing in his own.
As a conduit for ENERGY.
Sometimes Dean Pelton
@y33tarchist If only my mom would be so lucky 🤣
1:10 Fuck me if I'm wrong but MJK Is basically Tom Morello's second personality that takes over when he removes his baseball cap
I saw an interview where he refered to Nickelback to being the equivalent to the show The Little Rascals. I lost my shit when he said that.
I can't blame him xd
13:40 "I've never taken drugs in my life" LOL UHUH
3:47 Maynard is in full bliss riding the spiral to the end.
That camera pan to Adam just standing there looking stoned to the point of confusion of how he even got there at 19:08 kills me every time I watch this. Not so much as a fucking blink. Waaaay too big pre-interview bong hit was had that day.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
When they played Rio Rancho, Maynard ended with "I hope that everyone learned a little more about themselves and takes home one valuable piece of advise. Do not drink and drive. Please, you could hit a bump and spill your beer."
Old joke but MJK still made it a riot!
Nice 10:11 , I was at that show. Danny had a 20 minute drum solo while they performed Lateralus.
Luckeeey
Songs and interesting musical stuff I want to remember
03:04 - 2006.06.04 - Before Jambi
04:26 - 1998.08.26 - Maynard tells a story about Danny and Ænemas
06:38 - 2002.05.10 - Happy Birthday to Danny before Opiate (it's a false start)
06:55 - 1995 - Jupiter joke, can't remember the exact date but I'm sure it's from 1995
08:11 - 1993.08.27 - Idk what's happening here lol
08:28 - 2002 - Idk about this one either, it's from one of the 2002 shows, before Lateralus
09:03 - 1997.07.29 - Wrestler onstage
09:30 - 1997.07.29 - I suppose this is from the same concert as the last one
10:05 - 2011/2012 - I have no idea for this one, but it can be from any of those years, mostly because of the mass collabs they did for Lateralus
10:42 - 2007.08.22 - Yeah, I looked for this exact concert for hours, I know it's this one
11:13 - 2011/2012 - I guess this is the same as the 10:05 mark, Idk
11:28 - ???? - I have no idea
12:36 - 1998.08.26 - Before No Quarter, the concert itself is amazing
13:46 - 1998 - It seems like it's from 08.26, but iirc it's from another concert, Idk
14:11 - 1993 - Idk
15:00 - 1994 - Idk either
19:27 - 2007.05.26 - I finally found it
19:42 - 1997.02.23 - During Pushit
21:23 - ???? - Idk about it, but I'm sure it's from 2010 to 2014
22:25 - 2002 - Idk, it's from 2002 and before Lateralus
22:40 - 1998.07.08 - Outro from concert
22:57 - ???? - Idk
23:36 - 1998.08.29 - before Ænema
23:47 - 1998 - It seems like it's from 08.26, but iirc it's from another concert, Idk (in 08.26 he says the same monologue, but in a happier tone)
24:27 - 1994.03.18 - Weird Undertow ending
24:41 - 1998.08.26 - Yeah, this concert has a lot of things going on
25:58 - 2001.05.15 - It's funnier because it's the first 2001 concert ever
26:23 - ???? - Idk
26:34 - 1993 - Idk either, maybe from 1993 thanks to sound quality
27:12 - ???? - Damn, Idk
27:26 - 2014.03.06 - Vegans insult before Vicarious I guess
28:18 - ???? - Idk
Okay, if you know some dates or want to contribute, just tell me, I'm tired and I'll be updating the list with the time
"No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close"
lmao
That was awesome! Thank you! I’m going to see them in a few days! This was so much fun!
lol " i want waffles, new album coming out called 10,000 days..buy it so I can afford waffles"
"I met maynard through a friend from high school, and we started, tool" laughed my ass off hahaha
Doing donuts in a forklift is aggressively Tool
Why has the tool album taken so long
Tool 20:10
Is it just me or is Maynard James Keenan actually Anthony Fantano's dad?...
TheEvilMonkeyZ Maythony Keentano... Adthony Jonetano... Justhony Chanctano... Danthony Careytano
See this is a conspiracy I'm willing to believe in.
Nah Maynard wouldn’t give birth to such a soyboy
Maynard is calculatingly deliberate in a way that makes him seem like he is totally random. He's a master manipulator but he does like being the centre of attention. He guarantees it.
Maynard scares me
Zach Simon mission accompliished
“No one is gayer than i am, but some come dangerously close”
7:42 that Peter Griffin laugh gets me every time xD
ive never taken drugs in my life. hahahaha
tubestick00 lmao then goes right into jesus fucking christ. haha