in all fairness and to break away from the PSYCHO STREAMER joke, there's always comedy in anything no matter how dark it is, it all depends on the conditions. your last words being OH SHIT is up there with "it's right behind me isn't it"
Guy says he's depressed. Says life is pain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. The great streamer Jerma985 is going live tonight. Go see him, he should pick you up" Guy bursts into tears, "But doctor...I am Jerma985"
god that "there was a whole squad in there" bit at 22:52 killed me. i'm just imagining a bunch of replica hooligans barreling down the alleyway, hooting and hollering, completely oblivious to their fate. they're all like "ah, well, we'll get him next time" and giving their driver a consolatory pat on the back right as the truck explodes and kills them all.
The Truly Fearsome aspect of this game isn't the Psionic mindfuckery of the monsters, It's the possibility that it might actually cause everyone's favorite E-Clown to die of laughter on stream.
It's the fact that they're all the same guy that really fucking floors me, it's so funny just imagining three of yourself yelling "Oh shit!" and "Shut your fucking mouth!"
He has so little self-restraint that the _second_ his brain thinks "this might be funny" he immediately follows through. No one let this man near a casino. Also, JermPog at 18:43.
Until I read the synopsis of this game, I had pretty much the opposite impression from him playing than I probably should've gotten. The scared soldiers saying "Oh shit!" and "Where should I go?", the ability of the player character to slow down time, the stealth killing, all left me thinking that YOU were the scary part of the game just terrorizing random soldiers in the dark.
Jerma plays games like this like how I did when I was 15, just laughing like crazy at every mildly silly thing. I really am glad he's still enjoying games that much at 35 or whatever
4:15 Idk why I found jerma kicking a man in slow motion that sends the man FLYING and landing on a table then a guy saying "we lost a man..." Was funny to me first time viewing this
Jerma broke these ai like he broke the mall Santa this year's back he just keeps slamming and slamming the weird bucket stand he had into his back he's like 60 years old it's really messed up that he would do thos
It's sad that they haven't ported this game to the Xbox One yet. Every time I watch gameplay of it I'm just absolutely floored by how well designed it is. The way the AI engages with you is just insane. Like at 8:17, when you hit the first guy and the second guy comes out, half dead from the blast and electrocuted, firing from the hip to catch you off guard. Just a beautiful game.
The start where someone calls Jarma a chad and he just starts smiling into the camera before shitting himself was the funniest and cutest thing I've seen in a while.
I never played this game but holy hell that Spas-12 literally slaps people around the room, I'd giggle too if i blasted some poor bastard to kingdom fuck
I coincidentally played this game recently. I discovered a really easy exploit. When there's a weapon you already have on you, instead of picking up the ammo like you normally would, drop your weapon and then pick up the new one, and then your old one again. You get a ton more ammo that way, since the game gives you less ammo when you pick up an enemy's weapon that you already have on you, but when you pick up a weapon you've just dropped you get the full amount. (You can do something very similar in the first Uncharted btw)
I cannot imagine this being a horror game, like i know its supposed to be, but any game where you can kick people and enemies yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP” cannot be taken serious
Another beautiful thing about jerma is how he laughs really hard at one bit one time and for the rest of the stream anything that barely reminds him of said bit will immediately make him laugh
Jerma I've been watching you since the tf2 days and i just want you to know everyday you hone this craft and blow me away. You're the absolutely most entertaining person in the world and always make my days better. Thanks for being #1
Based on the weird visual glitches happening during SloMo, I think he's probably running he game at a way higher framerate than intended (this game is like, 15 years old, so even my piece of shit laptop can run the game at 200 FPS if I wanted it to, which I don't, because that makes it glitchy)
I remember loving this game, it was super satisfying to play. The load times were super fast, gameplay was really entertaining even when you die, and the mechanics were really smooth. I remember once somehow my health or armor got glitched, and no matter what damage I received, the number would decrease then revert instantly back to what I had before. It stayed this way for a level or so, but during that time it was hilariously fun.
I have a feeling that the joke in description was originally a suggested title for the video, but was vetoed for being too weird or nondescript. I personally think it would have made for a great title.
At this point, I'm convinced if Jerma witnessed a real death and the guy said "OH SHIT" right before, Jerma would laugh his ass off.
But to make him laugh it would need to be the actual soldier voice
My name is Dare E Us, êt toi?
in all fairness and to break away from the PSYCHO STREAMER joke, there's always comedy in anything no matter how dark it is, it all depends on the conditions. your last words being OH SHIT is up there with "it's right behind me isn't it"
Tired: "sayonara, sucker!"
WIRED: "you missed that one, try another!"
What?
Who the fuck is tired and who the fuck is wired?
How the fuck did this get so many likes
@@mobius273 epic memes, i see memes i le upvote le meme
11:01 Didn’t know Jerma could make that noise without opening his mouth.
R2d2 noise
@The Jerma985 wtf you’re not jerma985
@The Jerma985 I think this dude is actually the official jerma985
@The Jerma985 woah
@The Jerma985 godspeed
I remember this game being scary and atmospheric... Jerma gives F.E.A.R a whole new perspective, I love it.
Then you have never watched the Oney plays playthrough
@@kinmakin2180 Who?
@@P0PE418 a dude and some of his friends play games and make stupid jokes. that's the channel
@Brupcat the truly scary FEAR game is the standalone DLC. That one is really chilly.
@@gustavosanches3454 Yes I was thinking just that
Also the second game is as scary as the first one, so not a lot
"My doctor's gonna be mad at me."
Hope he showed the doctor this stream.
the doctor was in chat watching this stream live
Guy says he's depressed. Says life is pain.
Doctor says "Treatment is simple. The great streamer Jerma985 is going live tonight. Go see him, he should pick you up"
Guy bursts into tears, "But doctor...I am Jerma985"
@@DramakilzU I hope Jerma sees this
Why's his doctor telling him to take it easy? Does Jerm have the 'rona?
@@DramakilzU This should be made into a movie. "The Adventures of Burgerboy's Friend, Jeremiah985" it'll be like an abstract art thing.
god that "there was a whole squad in there" bit at 22:52 killed me. i'm just imagining a bunch of replica hooligans barreling down the alleyway, hooting and hollering, completely oblivious to their fate. they're all like "ah, well, we'll get him next time" and giving their driver a consolatory pat on the back right as the truck explodes and kills them all.
the way he shamefully said "I was trying to get... superpowers"
Megalomaniacal streamer is not satisfied with powers to slow down time and explode people, kills self in a bizarre attempt to obtain more.
Love that part
Like he couldn't already enter bullet time.
Local streamer uploads 3 videos in 3 days in attempt to pay off overwhelming $2.5 Billion debt
Paying us back with our own ad money, genius
Who could have foreseen Jerma's big move to Vegas would end in tragedy?
*cue Jerma playing the chicken ball roller for three hours*
*2.49 Billion, that R2 noise was definitely worth 10mill
Where did this originate from
@@mrtrickyfingers5090 He was playing Noita and said if he died before doing X, he owed chat $2.5 billion. Then he died.
19:37 he made the face again
The Truly Fearsome aspect of this game isn't the Psionic mindfuckery of the monsters, It's the possibility that it might actually cause everyone's favorite E-Clown to die of laughter on stream.
my favorite band, 'The Truly Fearsome'
The best part of Fear's AI isn't its problem solving, but the fact that they fucking hate each other.
Is that why when one talks the other yells “SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH”
It's the fact that they're all the same guy that really fucking floors me, it's so funny just imagining three of yourself yelling "Oh shit!" and "Shut your fucking mouth!"
1:40 he moves his head in real life to see better in a video game
truly immersive
Tbf I also do that
Psycho.
VR in 2005.
"you're a chad"
you can hear a balloon inflate
yknow, like his ego
And then a loud pop.
He has so little self-restraint that the _second_ his brain thinks "this might be funny" he immediately follows through. No one let this man near a casino.
Also, JermPog at 18:43.
boy have I got bad news for you
Nobody tell him
_Mr. Green would like a word with you..._
9:05 Me texting the group chat at 4AM
Until I read the synopsis of this game, I had pretty much the opposite impression from him playing than I probably should've gotten. The scared soldiers saying "Oh shit!" and "Where should I go?", the ability of the player character to slow down time, the stealth killing, all left me thinking that YOU were the scary part of the game just terrorizing random soldiers in the dark.
That intro clip kills me. The way he smiles at the camera. "R-really?" *awkward yet endearing smile*
11:00 Lego R2D2 death scream
11:00 is this NOT just a Jerma noise? I've heard Jerma make this exact noise so many times.
"Why are all the floors lighting up"
"Uh oh"
*Instant fuckin explosion*
Thank you jerma
he looked happy when he was called a chad just to be scared shitless by a little noise
insane killer mockingly gives strategic advise to his victims posthumously
won't someone stop him? how does he keep getting away with it?!
Jerma plays games like this like how I did when I was 15, just laughing like crazy at every mildly silly thing. I really am glad he's still enjoying games that much at 35 or whatever
he's 43
350*
I think you mean 74
The disappointment he felt when he found out he could punch was sorta heartbreaking lmao
4:15 Idk why I found jerma kicking a man in slow motion that sends the man FLYING and landing on a table then a guy saying "we lost a man..." Was funny to me first time viewing this
11:01 Jerma has made this exact noise before
22:34 "Don't say anything, Squidward, remember your karma..."
Jerma: What a chad. *long pause* really?
*Gets scared instantly*
I like the smile he does into the camera
@@prezzo4991 Lol same. It looks genuinely pleased
@@prezzo4991 cute :)
@@Timblebits angelic
I lost my shit at the League joke, it's so specific and accurate, I couldn't handle it.
it sounds like a cut Aatrox line
Imagine being in a black ops squad, and you ask if your partner has confirmed his kill, only for him to respond “shut the fuck up!”
Soldier: *dies painfully, screaming and in agony*
Jerma: *_W H E E Z E_*
Never have I seen someone laugh in terror as much as this guy.
9:05 Insubordination at its finest
That part literally had me crying, it came out of nowhere 😂
Every "OH SHIT" he ruptures another internal organ
Jerma broke these ai like he broke the mall Santa this year's back he just keeps slamming and slamming the weird bucket stand he had into his back he's like 60 years old it's really messed up that he would do thos
22:38 I was hoping to hear "Oh Shit!" during that.
HOLY MACKEREL EDIT POG
I noticed three separate Jerma Pog Faces in this video alone
4:14
"Sh𝘪𝘵"
No game since FEAR did Enemy Chatter quite as well as FEAR. I absolutly love it.
1:41 glad I’m not the only that actually tilts his head to try to look up or down in game. My friends call it weird, I call it immersion.
Psycho streamer ADMITS to LOVING bananas and salads ON STREAM
It's sad that they haven't ported this game to the Xbox One yet. Every time I watch gameplay of it I'm just absolutely floored by how well designed it is. The way the AI engages with you is just insane. Like at 8:17, when you hit the first guy and the second guy comes out, half dead from the blast and electrocuted, firing from the hip to catch you off guard. Just a beautiful game.
F.E.A.R. honestly has some of the best A.I. I've ever seen in an FPS.
Guess what mate, it’s ported now. It’s on the Xbox!
The start where someone calls Jarma a chad and he just starts smiling into the camera before shitting himself was the funniest and cutest thing I've seen in a while.
These streams are absolutely hilarious, how’d I miss them? Jerma is like so funny here
jackie chan
I never played this game but holy hell that Spas-12 literally slaps people around the room, I'd giggle too if i blasted some poor bastard to kingdom fuck
I remember looking for letsplays of this game back when it came out just to find NOTHING
Good to see Jerma taking away the fear factor in the game by chucking grenades' around every corner and up every vent. That's smart gaming.
Who the hell names these videos they're all so good
Jerma
Holy Mackeral the editor normally has really creative titles and intros lol They're a pun making machine.
@@andersonjukebox8315 if only they were good at anything else
@@BorfieKai I'm not exactly sure what other skills you need an editor to have. Perhaps Mack is also an accomplished basket weaver for all we know.
@@BorfieKai :/
as soon as his doctor said to take it easy with the laughing _everything_ got significantly funnier
this stream was so much fun to watch, and i don't know how much of it was down to the game or Jerma laughing at every shootout
I coincidentally played this game recently. I discovered a really easy exploit. When there's a weapon you already have on you, instead of picking up the ammo like you normally would, drop your weapon and then pick up the new one, and then your old one again. You get a ton more ammo that way, since the game gives you less ammo when you pick up an enemy's weapon that you already have on you, but when you pick up a weapon you've just dropped you get the full amount. (You can do something very similar in the first Uncharted btw)
"lets combine first person shooting with horror"
*combines first person shooting with comedy on accident*
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT THE SCARY PARTS JERMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who knew F.E.A.R. would be one of the most hilarious games Jerma's played yet.
I remember playing this on my friends ps3 at his house, it was fucking terrifying. Now it just feels like some sort of psychotic fever dream.
I cannot imagine this being a horror game, like i know its supposed to be, but any game where you can kick people and enemies yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP” cannot be taken serious
The way the enemies scream and shout reminds me of the Helghast from Killzone 1
I love how you can really hear the Boston accent when he says "fuckin' cowahd"
he wasnt shimmy-ing jerma he was limping away before he got eradicated by your grenade
Another beautiful thing about jerma is how he laughs really hard at one bit one time and for the rest of the stream anything that barely reminds him of said bit will immediately make him laugh
-"You exploded?!"
-"Shut your fucking mouth!"
Jerma I've been watching you since the tf2 days and i just want you to know everyday you hone this craft and blow me away. You're the absolutely most entertaining person in the world and always make my days better. Thanks for being #1
You know he's fuckign scared when he starts throwing gang signs in the air LMAO
If he uploads this much on his second channel I can only imagine how much he uploads on his main
A video per every 2 years
@@Nonebit we're a year overdue then
I genuinely enjoy how much fun Jerma had playing this game
imagine if buildings actually had turrets that would just mow you the fuck down at the smallest opportunity
Something about the F.E.A.R loading screen is so funny.
Jerma laughing at stupid/slo-mo voice lines gives me life
F.E.A.R. is the laugh riot gaming experience of 2005!
"My doctor is gonna kill me!" says Jerma985
Only Jerma would play something like FEAR by corner peaking and slowly inching through the whole game.
This is supposed to be a SCARY game!
I just want to say that the thumbnail for this is fucking spectacular.
“Oh no your leg is hurt” he said shooting at the man quickly limping away
oh my god why are the npcs so MEAN to each other in this video they werent in the last fear vid
i can tell when it's mackerel editing because the intro cutaways are actually good
7:00
No Jerma, guns have hands on them when they are being held.
Why only in his playthrough, every enemy is like silly putty lmao
@The Jerma985 it's almost like Vinny's passive ability
Based on the weird visual glitches happening during SloMo, I think he's probably running he game at a way higher framerate than intended (this game is like, 15 years old, so even my piece of shit laptop can run the game at 200 FPS if I wanted it to, which I don't, because that makes it glitchy)
Jerma is a living newgrounds animation
Absolute psycho does a perfect Scout impersonation: 22:09
18:41 jermaPog
this is a horror game that doesn't take ITSELF seriously
F.E.A.R: Fire Extinguisher Assault Recon
Is this the streamer who was afraid of his gun being too loud for 3 hours?
Maniacal streamer laughs uncontrollably as he kills dozens of government officials.
Man code #207: Don't attack a fellow man during lore
18:48 brutal...
I'm loving these longer videos :) keep it up
the clown with painful laughs... :(
lmao the "...really?" at the beginning and the smile were so fucking funny to me
I remember loving this game, it was super satisfying to play. The load times were super fast, gameplay was really entertaining even when you die, and the mechanics were really smooth. I remember once somehow my health or armor got glitched, and no matter what damage I received, the number would decrease then revert instantly back to what I had before. It stayed this way for a level or so, but during that time it was hilariously fun.
11:00 I didn't know Jeremy was a voice actor for this game, such a POG streamer :D
I don’t remember the enemies telling each other to “shut the fuck up”; that was funny!
god i love jerma i really do
i still love watching jerma even after almost 6-7 years of watching him
This is supposed to be a scary game
jermapog
18:41
This is the most severe case of the giggles I've ever seen.
Execellent choice! Jerma
@The Jerma985 no i just like that you played my favorite game!
The Thing face returns 19:36
18:42 pog face
I have a feeling that the joke in description was originally a suggested title for the video, but was vetoed for being too weird or nondescript. I personally think it would have made for a great title.
Tired: Fall joke
WIRED: Grenade Joke