Corn Pop Was A Bad Dude, But Joe Biden Wasn't Scared
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- The way former Vice President Joe Biden tells it, he was one tough lifeguard back in the day. #Monologue #Colbert #CornPop
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Corn Pop ran a gang of bad dudes--cereal offenders, you might say.
Bad lmao
...it was a bran new gang, known for the honeycomb stuck in their hair and their hatred of the frosted flakes
Coco Pop and Rice Bubble were two very bad dudes, nasty pieces of work. they Rolled Oats
But Corn pop drowned in a bowl of Muesli
a strong current pulled him in
Nah, they were just kinda flaky.
I like Old people stories.
Was it just a year ago that they would make fun of him too! It seems like they are dragging his dead body now. Hahaha
we should find corn pop and get him to share his side of the story
Wow! I did not realize that young Biden was such a hunk...
they were called sugar pops long before corn pops
If Corn Pop's parents would have just put on the record player at night, maybe we wouldn't have joined a gang.
Halloween Costume 2o19 = Cornpop
LOL. YESSSSS!!!
ROFL
😂😂😂😂
And this guy is the front runner haha
Funny seeing Colbert making fun of Biden a year ago and now he kisses his ass and he can do no wrong
yes, We are facing a sh!tstorm now..
it's called hypocrisy.
Yep
We call it two face basterd where I come from
They people ain't even funny they jus stoopid
IMHO
What about all his followers? So easily programmed...
Was this the 1960s or the 1860s? Straight blades and rain barrels? It sounds like an episode of Little House on the Prairie gone seriously wrong.
Straight razors and rain barrels existed in the 1960's. A nearby city had rain barrels in the 1980's.
@@scutfargus nearby where? Of course they existed, but they sure weren't commonplace anymore.
TF is a rain barrel? Sounds like a breeding ground for malaria.
@@swashkiv7509 back before indoor plumbing, people kept a barrel to catch rain water for use in their homes. I don't think it sat stagnant long enough to become a breeding ground for malaria. 😂
Melissa Perry BEFORE indoor plumbing?? Fuck, this guy is ancient.
Corn Pop couldn't have been nearly as tough as my friend Raisin Bran.
I'm Captain Crunch!
Yeah I got this friend named coco puffs, people say he’s coocoo!
cocoa cocoa puffs is a pretty bad man too
Corn pop drowned in a bowl of Muesli
a strong current pulled him in
Corn pop drowned in a bowl of Muesli
a strong current pulled him in
" I didn't hit a black guy with a chain and therefore I deserve the black vote" -Biden
Shows courage like going to the dentist or getting a flu shot.
I didn't even know old pop tart or what ever his name was is black
@@michaeljordan5972 MSM wouldn't dig too deep on the Corn Pop ramblings. It's not PC that Biden might have a violent confrontation with a black gang.
@@共匪五毛-v9u I'm not saying anything negative about black people I was just saying I didn't know pop tart was black I didn't hear him say that part I wish pop tart would have beaten his ass
@@michaeljordan5972 The only white guy gave Biden the chain.
The important thing to remember is, I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. You could only get those big yellow ones...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking the same thing! Give me five bees for a quarter, we would say.
Can you translate that into gen z?
@@tvremote9394 - It's Grandpa from 'The Simpsons'.
That was back in 19 dickety 5 because the Kaiser took away the number 20.
I love how Joe's fondest memories from his youth involves yelling at black people from a tall chair
Don't be an Auntie Tom.
The Corn Pop encounter was apparently a turning point in his relationship with black people.
@@chupacabra9357 ruclips.net/video/jPUFwmZN9eo/видео.html
First 3 seconds should show u who the TRUE racist is ✌😉
@@capncake8837 ol corn pop. I heard his son pop corn is running that pool now.
@@chupacabra9357 ruclips.net/video/jPUFwmZN9eo/видео.html Joe Biden says the Nword with the hard R.
What in God's name is he talking about. Lord have mercy smh.
T H thank God I’m not the only one who was confused 😂
@@matthawkins1771 no not just you🤣😮
None of this made the slightest amount of sense! He's basically Democrat Trump!
He's just telling a story . I go back to my childhood all the time , and tell stories about it . I guess it's an old people thing .
He’s telling a terrible story in which he is excited about how he used to tame wild black people with chains. Sick.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the, you know, you know the thing,”
🤣
That was the moment that God said to Joe “keep my name out your mouth”
fireguy2647 so true!!!!
CMON MAN YOU KNOW THE UH THE UH UH THE THING YOU KNOW
He was trying to say created equal by the constitution.
"corn pop was a bad dude, and he ran with some bad boys..." was stuck in my head all day today. lol
"....and he ran a bunch of bad boys,...."
My wife is mad at me because I started calling my friend Corn Pop. Then I called somebody else Corn Pop. Apparently I’m not allowed to call multiple people Corn Pop. I disagree. Anyone can be Corn Pop whenever I see fit.
@@OTBregularly Out Rageous!
Please don't call me Corn Pop.
2021 here. And amazing there is no Corn Pop rap song that I can find. That would slam the charts for sure.
And Corn Pop
Was a bad dude
And he ran a bunch of bad boys
A bad crew
I really was the only white guy
They really knew
They said ' I'll meet you outside'
And I said 'What am I gonna do'
Corn Pop he can't stop
Corn Pop he won't stop..
Was a pretty darn good life guard
I learned a lot
Lived out in Mayfield
With my grandpop
We used to play basketball
With Corn Pop
And he sank
Every single shot
Corn Pop he can't stop
Corn Pop he won't stop
Corn Pop he sank every shot.
Corn Pop was a "cereal killer".
😂😂👍
🤣
Along with his friends apple jack and cheerio
😀😀😀😀
Lol
We all know joe called corn pop the “N” word, not Esther lol
😂 😂
Lolol
Joe calls them roaches
@@765lbsquat lol yeah he does
🙏
"Corn Pop was a Bad Dude" will go down in history like George Washington chopping down the cherry tree.
...and he ran with some bad boys...
It has. But Biden is a bad dude based on some things he has done. And by bad, I am good bad.
JOe had hairy legs, that that that turned blonde in the sun. And the kids, they used to love to rub those hairy legs...that is how Joe found out about roaches.
@@sushilad2840 and Biden did em 💀
Corn Pop and rap rock are real, they carried straight razors and snapped their fingers when they walked ..
San Miguel TV
😂
San Miguel TV
Biden has gone mad.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 LOL LOL
Biden is a diet trump or a trump lite.
Corn Pop is a more viable candidate than malarkey joe.
Corn Pop 2020
You're a damn liar!
plasticpimps pizza gate Joe. 🍕 🌈
Yo it's time for our first corn president! #Cornpop2020
plasticpimps corn pop smoked pop smoke two pack smoked biggie smalls then puff weenie smoked two pack for fifty cent! Do you know what I'm saying?
There's no way Stephen Colbert would stay this stuff these days.
Sad but true.
I mean... this was like... July of last year...
I think it's more accurate to say members of left wing media are unpredictable on what they'll say next
Every Fluffer gets a retake.
Uncle Ed it aired in 2019
@@VincitOmniaVeritas7 well holy hell... IM OLD DAMN IT!
Man can he drop out already
@Br Ramesh LMAO
Yes, please.
Dude youre looking at the dem nominee. Trump is going to murder him
Gator don't play that shit!
What the hell made him run in the first place?
Joe seriously needs to prioritise his mental health. I've never liked the man but I'm concerned.
Charlie Dawson ok charlie
Peter Gressler ok peter
Mr Guire ok MR
@@petergressler1498 ok Peter
I wasn't scared because I knew those poor people at the pool were probably just as smart as white people
Orville and Jolly Time are waiting for you in New Castle. Get your ass there stat Joe!
🤣🤣🤣
nice try fake Joe with no checkmark
TRUMP 2020 JOE
@@AshdenMurphy why would Joe vote for Trump? you think he's dumb?
....Annnd then YOU elected him. Don't forget that part, Steve.
Imagine hearing a geriatric rambling about his five minute encounter with "corn pop" sixty years ago and thinking "out of all the people in this nation, he needs to be the leader"
Corn Pop for president
Imagine that you only have two options, and he's the better one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@dcarr571 That is your opinion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@dcarr571 So I can blame you for this shit?! I didn't support Trump, but I didn't hate him so much I would vote in a rambling senile old man who is probably being told what to say at gun point!
No one liked biden, they were just anti-Trump
ah yes the best way to show your good relationship with people of color is to tell a story about trying to chain-whip a black man for bouncing on the diving board
Megan Sleeper 👏👏👏👏👏
@TheRealMrMcCoy Corn Pop was a bad mamma jamma
It gets worse! If you listen to the rest of what he said that day, he went on to refer to the kids at the pool as cockroaches and mentioned that he would let them rub his legs. Then he said he liked kids crawling all over his lap. I’m hoping he wasn’t grooming kids at the pool, as a figure of authority. :(
And when he spoke that day, he called all the kids over to stand around him, and then he proceeded to tell a story about being held up with a razor blade and getting ready to chain whip the guys. A nice wholesome, inspirational story for the kids. :/
@TheRealMrMcCoy Sounds pretty racist to me..
Yea I laugh every time I hear it
We had gangsters that haunted our local pool and recreation hall. I will never forget the day Fruit Loop was jumped by Snap Krackle and Pop. Or, when Captain Crunch assaulted Cocoa Pebbles.
You made my day, I love a good clean silly giggle
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If the DNC steals the nomination and gives it to Biden, I'm writing in Corn Pop.
I’m writing in a Satanic prayer 😡
Nah, write in Bernie, he’s still in the ballot, and more delegates give him more leverage on the Senate
Well, it happened. Writing in Corn Pop it is.
And Hillary endorsed Biden today at Women’s town hall. 🤦🏼♀️ Also, remember Rep. Clyburn, Obama’s good friend who endorsed Biden the DAY before South Carolina primaries when they weren’t feeling him and got the whole state to vote for him? And then the rest of the South? Yeah, that’s the same guy whom Pelosi now appointed to oversee the COVID stimulus bill. *Quid pro quo, Joe...* we’re all voting green. Make it count, let the DNC see how many votes they’re losing. Write-ins will be shredded and you’re just counted as a non-voter. If 5% vote green they get govmt funding. If 15% then they get debate privileges. I don’t know a better way to stick it to the DNC that show them how badly they effed up and how many votes they lost.
Looks like you got your wish.
Now you gotta
Another politician with an adjustable accent, depending on his audience.
Killary Clinton's changed so much in Arkansas and then NY lol!
Disgusting. He's trying to make him appear like an old man, instead of an insane man. Do you have any idea how insulting this is to old men?
Dude its a joke.
Stfu
Man... Raprock and Corn Pop was some bad dudes in Joe day. Y'all lucky the Rice Krispy gang wasnt there Snap Crackle and Pop. Then it would have really been on.
You win, that's funnee😂😂😂
Rain barrel? Was he born in 1880?
I really hate to admit this but I am 32 years old, grew up on a 40 acre farm with my grandparents - we totally used rainbarrels. My grandfather would make us put them under the gutters if a bad storm was coming in case we lost power.... we maybe only had to utilize the water once... for the cattle. Lol.
"I'm joe Biden and I forgot this message."
Yeah, the rain barrel, dadgummit! Over by the barn where we kept the horseless carriage!
In Delaware lol
That we had to walk past on the 3 hour walk to school every day
Actually, rain barrels are very popular amongst people who like to grow their own veggies, but obviously this would be lost on urban condo dwellers.
I love horseless carriages :)
David Spangler is that by the privy ?
just like Hillary's hot sauce in her purse.. they all have story ready to sell you
If there isn't a brand of hot sauce called Corn Pop soon I'll be angry!
Yup💯
Nah, it's Adrenochrome in a crystal bottle 😂
@@Goochbag8 Truth.
The reason that I had a bad childhood is because corn pop and his right hand lucky charm stole my record player and I couldn’t listen to words, thanks to them
Lmao
Hahaha
Seriously though, "make sure they hear words?" What the hell does that mean?
You officially win the internet, sir.
@@couragekarnga8735 I think he was trying to reference some old study about kids who hear more words spoken have higher vocabularies. If that's what he was going for, he could have phrased it a hell of a lot better
Look boss, I didn’t understand anything that was said in this segment.
Hahaha
@Br Ramesh ... yeah, in the 1860's.
What is the moral of the story? Why is he talking about gangs speaking to predominantly black people?
@@keniacharles5902 because he is senile and barely has cognitive function.
Yeah, none of that made any sense.
Where’s this same style of reporting now that he’s president.
"I don't want no stinking Fop. I'm a Dapper Dan man".
This comment has not received the recognition it rightly deserves.
lmao nice
not the way the quote was said but i got the reference 😂so you get a pass
Biden has to stop telling these stupid stories. Honestly.
nooooooo! Biden keep telling these golden stories. They are my favourite part of the day.
When will they disqualify him? What will be enough?
These stupid stories are the best part of his campaign, otherwise he'd be boring old Joe and we wouldn't have anything to laugh at.
@@TamaraKane never. Just like Hillary.
He should stick to talking about getting those Jobs for those 720 million women .. yes 720 million lol.. well that and sniffing and touching little girls lol
Lol, bet you ain't laughing now that he's your parties presidential nominee, eh Stephen 🤭😏
That's what I'm saying but their childish egos will never admit defeat or fault, bunch of mental patient crats
Stephen has a man crush on Biden now.
Trust me! He's really laughing!
trump just lost ahahahahaa
@@tofupowda no he didn't!
Trump will eat BIden for breakfast if he wins the nomination.
Yeah, Trump will eat him with a bowl of Corn pops!😋
@@lordsxman Make that Sugar Corn Pops!
"I was wearing an onion on my belt because it was the style in those days"
Hahahahha! Hahahahha!
Ohmigod!!!😂😂😂😂
i know i wasn’t the only one who noticed the similarities
Back in 19 dickty 2
Really Colbert? That's who you now consider the savior of america? Fascinating.
I would love to see somebody approach Biden with a microphone and ask him about the fine work he did in the 1970's when he visited Wakanda. You know old Joe would run with it, tell us all how he got arrested...
And I would love to see Trump bring Corn-Pop in to sit front row behind the moderator during the debates...
Biden just needs to do a podcast and step down.
The Popcast?
@@dirrdevil yep, double corn/grand popcast lol
lol you know this dude isn't tech savvy whatsoever
@@edmonix6457 not still in the age of record players
He’ll do his podcast on a ham radio.
I can’t wait to hear Joe on Inauguration Day as he tells the story of how he and Paul Bunyan fought global warming
Biden reminds me of my grandma.... just before she was diagnosed with dementia.
Me too, except just after.
@@DarthVader-gc2os Now that you say that he reminds me of my grandpa after he was diagnosed with terminal cancer and was all looped up on meds in the hospital. My favorite memory of him was when he was given a cup of tap water and he took a sip and enthusiastically said, “Ahh, that’s the good stuff” as if it was something special or alcoholic.
@@animallover5626 Gotta enjoy the small things in life my friend.
Wtf!!! Why is he having a conversation like this with kids surrounding him?
They have worst conversations on tv everyday, or don't you watch, be outraged about that
“Worse” This story coupled with Joe’s lecture during the debate about the stories and record players that black families should play to improve our children’s vocabularies is what’s offensive. These children meet a former VP. Instead him sharing a civics lesson, an inspirational war story he literally gives them a watered down (pun intended) story.
@@simssisters64 why should he share civic story when the whole system is broken, can the Congress even get a witness who don't lie, can the senate pass bills that's on their desk, I wouldn't talk about that too, on the other hand gangs past and present is still operating so what if he shared an encounter with one,and as for record player I understand the comparison he was making if u didn't get it, unless you are affluent you would have, but I guess you grew up in the burbs
He sounds like Trump during last year's Easter egg hunt.
Make no mistake, I am not a trump supporter. But, this is not the only time he has rambled like this. He was my first choice of the candidates but if this is the best he can do we are toast. Just my opinion.
I like how they left out he called kids roaches...
I think he was referring just to kids of a certain skin pigmentation…
So in other words he was the only rich guy in a predominantly black Delaware pool. Got it
Dhere the hell is his campaign manager? Can't they stop him from doing things like this?
@@couragekarnga8735 Every time he's given the microphone he says something strange or incoherent, his campaign manager would have to keep him from campaigning
Biden is like the lonely old man who strikes up rambly conversations with random strangers.
And exposes his self to the nieghborhood children and exhorts money from the local businesses.
I think we're all underestimating how much of a bad dude corn pop really was.
joe saved america that day
Can't forget his gang of bad boys!
Oh my God, this is the same speech as when he's talking about how much he loves kids on his lap😂
He has hairy legs, that turn blonde in the sun.
And how he would let kids touch his hairy legs. WTF
🤦♂️Dude is losing it.
Doesn't really have much to lose, I think.
That was 2yrs ago and it didn't get any better since then.
Its crazy seeing there was a time these late night hosts where actually tough on Biden. Now its just cringy pandering.
At least give your fictitious thug a believable criminal name like “Trigger” or “Demon” or “Wayne LaPierre”
It’s all real. Do some research.
It was fact checked by the Washington Post. Somehow Biden's story about Cornpop managed to make the media look ridiculous. LOL #ItsTrue who would make up a bizarre ass inglorious story like that
"Kellogg's Sugar Corn Pops" was a cereal back then. The guy might have been named after them.
ruclips.net/video/-prhHrxNmsc/видео.html
That's what I'm saying i guess Joe's real name is Gator👍
Nice one at the end!
Oddly I can imagine Joe Biden befriending a one year old.
If the one year old doesn't tell on him about their "doctor" play sessions
If befriending means inappropriate touching, then yeah, yer spot on……
I love how everyone thought Biden was a joke and now they are all on his side. It’s right out of a novel lmao
He's the only option
He's the only option
@@nicholasbiddle7893 Shows how weak the left and the dem is.
Pick some one who can actually do something.
Orange man bad is the only choice.
Mr. Corn Pop created Hyperinflation, he Shut down XL keystone causing gas prices to skyrocket. The reason why Russia is Invading Ukraine is because there is no real leader in USA.
The only actual choices within the candidates in the dem party in 2020 were Tulsi and Yang.
This aged well. I love paying over $4 for gas, reminds me of being 22 again.
He's still a joke. But no one's laughing.
"My best friend Barack Obama. He's currently one year old"
I died
You mean that guy uhh my boss
Anyone else craving a bowl of Corn Pops?
Yeah. I wonder if they still make them?
Wait, is that real?
I soak my Corn Pops in a barrel over night.
That might've been Joe Biden's intent all along. To make us crave Corn Pops!
^
It worked.
@@whiteraven1992 He's probably got corporate sponsorship from Kellogg's.
And they are silent now that he is their official candidate.
Vote for Bernie Sanders for President, accept no imitations!
JOE BIDEN HAS IT IN THE BAG. IT'S OVER!!!!! BYE FELICHIA
You are goofy. Go lay down👌👌
@Eric Burkheimer Don't judge a candidate by his supporters. Judge him by his record, his policies and his character.
Warren wants to accept corporate cash in general election, voted for Trump's military budget increase, he supports Hillary Clinton. There is no guarantee she will take on the establishment. You should take this into consideration before making up your mind.
@Marco Molito Who is that racist?
@Eric Burkheimer Congress has passed a lot which Bernie has put forth.
1. Veteran bill 2014
2. Yemen War act
3. Stop Bezos Act
4. Successful audit of fed.
I'm tired of being embarrassed for the president so let's not elect Biden.
Obama has been gone almost 3 years.
Amy Hinton prob means for in the sense that he’s embarrassed on his behalf.
@thanks Not looking good Bernie Bro. KAG
@thanks hes pretty far from being a better president
Anyone who believes this Cornpop story, they need to seek help immediately
"... and Corn Pop grew up to be, the 44th president of the United States."
_Top 10 Anime Plot Twists_
😂😂😂😂
Who in their right mind would vote for this nutcase?
@@couragekarnga8735 Those who want to maintain the status quo would be my guess.
Keep spreading hate and in thy fire thy will be repaid! What a scumbag POS! you are!
Joe Biden is increasingly sounding like Grandpa Abe Simpson from The Simpsons.
Next he'll be yelling at clouds.
🤣🤣🤣
He also claimed to be the one who made dogs and cats hate each other
I’m old enough to remember when this dude was funny. Now he is carrying the water for the Democrats.
The video is from 2019, damn, you're two years old?
That story was so patently old man that for a second I thought my grandfather had risen from his grave.
If my grandfather were still alive even he'd say "What is that old fart rambling about?"
Yes I remember when senile set in with my grandmother. It is sad. You just nod your head & smile....
Can someone tell me why you would want your straight razor rusty... I'm not getting it?
Give em tetanus.
@@annalyn3838 Ah, still seems a bit daft considering all you'd need is a tetanus shot (I know Biden is old, but the Tetanus shot has been around for nigh on a hundred years...) - not to mention a rusty straight razor would be a bugger to open, you'd be more likely to give yourself tetanus. Thanks all the same :)
@@stephengibb1020 no one said knife wielding thugs had the best logic ha. I could only figure it was either a tetanus thing or possibly because a rusty knife was more likely to do more damage as it is basically a cerated blade now.
Orrr they thought it looked cool and was more hardcore
To give the receiver tetanus.
I suppose this guy voted for sleepy joe
Uhm....
Grampa Joe- tell the one about how you're not a racist again!
@Ken Roberts Racism has many faces, not all of them are conscious hatred. I wouldn't call him a bigot, and I don't feel he's particularly _hateful_ , but it's growing more and more apparent that he's racially insensitive. To use political terms, he's "out of touch with black citizens". I don't hate Joe Biden, but I feel quite strongly that he's not a good candidate for the democratic party.
I thought only white guys put Pomade in their hair... you know, greasers?
@Ken Roberts So basically he can't be racist because he has a black friend?
*“We choose Truth over Facts”*
*~Sleepy Joe*
Lmao
"Hey, we're trending!
Oh..."
-The Corn Pops marketing team
My guess is they'll just shutup and enjoy the extra sales.
I have to try that now haha.
Yes joe thats how you win the black vote 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He knows about roaches!
Meanwhile bernie talks a veteran with medical debt and Huntingtons disease down from suicide. But sure corn pop is relatable.
BARNALD SANDWICH CAN STILL WIN!!!!!!
@Dwight Cook How do you read that and go "lmao" like what Sanders did wasn't an amazing thing to do? C'mon man, please don't let USA get more like a dystopia, please. Don't vote for Trump.
Corn Pop is super relatable
@@truehistory8440 Trump 2020
@@truehistory8440 Dystopian under Trump is a joke. Socialism is the dystopia. Trump 2020, Anarco-capitalism with Adam Kokesh 2024!
I just wonder if Obama had to listen to Biden's stories? lol
Forgot to show the things he said about kids in that speech. Now that's the real interesting part.
Sounds like the 60's he's talking about happened in 1860's. 😂
He's lucky he didn't mess with Cocoa Puff
That's a highly underrated comment right there. Cocoa Puff is an outstanding name in this demographical situation.😂
Can we just like... not have a president for 1 term? Let's just not have anyone for 4 years see how that goes
we're doing that now
Would be the exact same thing we've had for years.
i would say that someone has to be there to sign the mandatory appropriations bills, but in the modern era that's not actually true. congress is never out of session anymore, meaning that any enacted bill can become law without the president's signature. if congress were not in session and a bill was not acted on, it would be considered a "pocket veto", and the bill would not become law.
No shit!! Let's give that a try
Jupiter Kansas oh we are?? Lowest unemployment ever? Soaring economy? It’s like no one is there? Sorry to break it to you, shit dick.....TRUMP is there and KICKING ASS.
Noooooo! Stop Joe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this story is so cringe. Thank you Stephen😊
2:48 You mean like back in the day on da mean streets of Delaware with Corn 🍿 Pop, who was a bad dude 😎.
Omg. He is telling Black kids this. :o
He's building his street cred
Biden has ALWAYS been the one most deserving of Colbert's old man impression.
Why did he leave the part out about Joe "learning about roaches"?
If you actually think this guy will beat Trump......
“After that incident I moved to the oriental part of town that is where met up with “Rice Chex” and he was a really, really bad dude.”
We do it for corn pop, we do it for him
Joe came up from behind and embraced Corn Pop aggressively and took a big whiff of his hair before gently kissing his cheek and whispering all the things he did to his mother when she was a teenager. Corn Pop frozen in fear, laid on the ground and cried as Uncle Joe ran his fingers through Corn Pop’s hair and stuck his tongue so far into Corn Pop’s ear he could hear the screams of a thousand children and foresee the deaths of him and his friends; as if beholding the Deadlights of It, a similar being which also feeds off the fear of children.
Edit: All the proof you need: ruclips.net/video/ZAymXlGSplU/видео.html
The Corn Pop Players are a great theatrical ensemble. Hope they return in a Jiffy
Jiffy? Oh you modern kids, that was two shakes of a lamb's tail in Joe's day.
He threatened to wrap that chain around Corn Pops head, not a joke
The real punchline is this guy is going to be carrying Biden's water when it's down to Biden and Trump.
More like catheter bags at this point.
And you sir are a prophet.
You're proven true.
Gotta any tips for lotto numbers? You’re good!
Just stop featuring him all the time. Trump wasn't ruined by all the bad publicity about him in 2015/2016, he just rode it to greater fame. Don't give Biden the same bump.
Biden's already leading. The Democratic party isn't like the republican where someone being racist, rude and retarded is seen as an asset.
He’s getting dementia for sure.
Soda Pop was a Fizzy Dude - especially when he was shaken ...... come on man
I want to hear corn pop's side of the story
I could imagine Joe-Corn Pop fandoms already...
Now I want to write a song about him.
"Oh, Cornpop was a fighter
you know he stand about six foot fo'
But ol' Cornpop never knew the name of Trouble
til the day he met Grampa Joe..."
The moonlight bounced off the strapping young Biden's chiselled biceps as he slowly lowered his rusty chain. His unwavering eyes met those of Corn Pop's equally unwavering glare. The black gang member's gigantic Esther Williams hair shaded his face from the flashing neon radiance of the Willie's Milk Bar sign immediately above them, giving him a sinister look. The two men approached one another. There was a clinking sound of rusty razors falling to the street. Corn Pop raised a hand. Biden froze momentarily, hesitating. The finely-sinewed arm of dark ebony rose further; the gangman's hand touched Biden's cheek. Biden was statue-esque. Neither man had blinked, yet both knew. Beyond the stares, there was something more: _desire_ . Slowly, they drew closer. A fine summer's breeze delicately blew through the contours of each man's turgid bodies. The strains of Frankie Valli, distantly played, caught the wind. Finally, both men fell into a hulking, fiery embrace, the raw intensity and passion of which suggested that whatever happened, till each man's dying day, they would forever have _that_ night in front of Willie's Milk Bar.
@@Zzyzzyzzs Priceless.
Ack, that's one example of Rule 34 I don't want to read.
Daaang~ We got Stephen dancing and a hunky young Biden, even a good-looking balanced breakfast; truly a feast for the eyes