Laser Weapon that you can't See or Hear

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @mustachesock
    @mustachesock 3 года назад +7897

    Yo, imagine this highly trained military gamer raging because he missed an easy shot.

  • @bananaman2467
    @bananaman2467 3 года назад +10476

    Everybody gangsta until the controller starts drifting.

    • @shadelightss
      @shadelightss 3 года назад +654

      Friendly fire has been enabled

    • @himmatsingh9973
      @himmatsingh9973 3 года назад +266

      EVERY ONE GANGSTAUNTIL USER 2 LOGINS

    • @Diwixy
      @Diwixy 3 года назад +85

      @LongShot I know what you mean, but if anyone uses mouse on console then they're not a real gamer.
      Scuff remotes, yes.

    • @ZetaBay
      @ZetaBay 3 года назад +10

      Oh fuck

    • @davideden2496
      @davideden2496 3 года назад +4

      😂

  • @lordpaws
    @lordpaws 3 года назад +4015

    Fun fact: scientists built a small scaled down version specifically designed to kill mosquitoes and it works perfectly.

  • @michaelbujaki2462
    @michaelbujaki2462 Год назад +476

    Here's the scary part: the only reason that the navy has acknowledged that they have this weapon is that they have something way more devastating in the back.

    • @TaraConti
      @TaraConti Год назад +46

      Exactly! I don’t think most people are comprehending the kind of future we’re on the precipice of… It’s certainly not looking very bright.

    • @vappyreon1176
      @vappyreon1176 Год назад +11

      Giant Space lasers still aren't here despite half a century of research unfortunately

    • @mikalrage7316
      @mikalrage7316 Год назад +37

      @@vappyreon1176 Space-based lasers aren’t especially practical as terrestrial weapons. There’s this thing called an atmosphere that gets in the way of high energy photons from space. It kinda keeps us from being broiled the instant we step out of the shade. Visible light is in a narrow band that has the ability to make it much of the way through. The lower the energy level, the better it generally passes through the atmosphere… but the less practical it is as a weapon.

    • @paimonisfood4986
      @paimonisfood4986 Год назад

      They have the PC version in their arsenal that they're trying to hide.

    • @SussyBoii666
      @SussyBoii666 Год назад +3

      They do. The Railgun

  • @beercandan7077
    @beercandan7077 3 года назад +13992

    Imagine how lethal it’ll be when the navy figures out how to use mouse and keyboard

    • @thetestinggrounds7855
      @thetestinggrounds7855 3 года назад +597

      Controller>Mouse and key. 90's baby here. Lethal af with a controller.

    • @Bigballhaver
      @Bigballhaver 3 года назад +79

      This meme guoog

    • @nate6707
      @nate6707 3 года назад +359

      Wait till they use aimbot
      (pls check the beats on ma channel PLEASE)

    • @huskkyy
      @huskkyy 3 года назад +309

      @@thetestinggrounds7855 nah man it’s down to preference and muscle memory/experience

    • @thetestinggrounds7855
      @thetestinggrounds7855 3 года назад +89

      @@huskkyy That's what I mean. Growing up when I did I formed the muscle memory when I was a kid. That and the needed experience.

  • @jayknowles2146
    @jayknowles2146 3 года назад +3721

    Sci-fi movies: Lasers are bright red lights that go pew
    Real life: Invisible, silent, and deadly

    • @moizaleem9756
      @moizaleem9756 3 года назад +190

      That just depends upon the frequency spectrum you're using, if its visible frequency spectrum, you'll be able to see it white or monochrome depending upon the frequency used, if it falls under Infrared or UV, you definitely cannot see it.

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 3 года назад +182

      Most “laser” weapons in sci-fi are just bolts of plasma

    • @PsychShrew
      @PsychShrew 3 года назад +43

      @@moizaleem9756 Wouldn't that require the laser to be hitting or passing through something (like smoke) to be visible, though? Since the light's being directed away, it's gotta bounce off something for you to see it, unless you're the target, in which case your eyes are now probably paste.

    • @postedbefore69yearsand4
      @postedbefore69yearsand4 3 года назад +27

      @@moizaleem9756 visible frequency won't do that much damage with low intensity,
      high freq and low intensity, it's KaBOOM

    • @shashiatma8134
      @shashiatma8134 3 года назад +39

      Well invisible silent and deadly are farts too, some are noisy too

  • @aambe.maldive2778
    @aambe.maldive2778 3 года назад +2452

    Military : we are currently hiring experienced pro gamers

    • @DMServant
      @DMServant 3 года назад +178

      Honestly if there was a mech army we had, where the robot is controlled by humans and it’s just as responsive as a call of duty game. I’d definitely join that department, time to rack the biggest kill streak in history against china 🤣

    • @giftzwerg7345
      @giftzwerg7345 3 года назад +21

      Pretty sze that Thing gets Automated. Or they should give it a mouse instead, its way easilyer and faster.

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 3 года назад +17

      @@DMServant yikes dude

    • @99wentworthgaming47
      @99wentworthgaming47 3 года назад +3

      @@DMServant bro there’s a character in overwatch like that in overwatch they’re called dva

    • @ad-skyobsidion4267
      @ad-skyobsidion4267 3 года назад +7

      @@DMServant nah they would hire Titan fall players

  • @Glidescube
    @Glidescube Год назад +149

    Russia: our missiles are hypersonic.
    US Navy: our lasers are faster

    • @stevedarnell8444
      @stevedarnell8444 7 месяцев назад +10

      The only problem I see is missiles can be fired over the horizon, but lasers are line if sight.

    • @milosstevanovic1377
      @milosstevanovic1377 6 месяцев назад

      Im more scared of Russian biological weapons than missiles. In 2020 we saw China was working with Covid. from my point of view it was clearly intended to be used on humans.

    • @danielcoppock
      @danielcoppock 2 месяца назад

      You need lead time and basic calculations for missiles you just point and shoot with a Lazer.​@@stevedarnell8444

    • @Bullet44
      @Bullet44 2 месяца назад +2

      Yup. The U.S. took the short cut route to beat them to the punch.
      Russia: "We came up with a move called "the jab!"
      United States: *What we've got here is called a pull counter.*

    • @William37Evans
      @William37Evans 9 часов назад

      Missiles run out russia lasers don't 😂 many respects 🇺🇸 from 🇬🇧

  • @poob7836
    @poob7836 3 года назад +4336

    This is actually scary powerful, you can’t see or hear it and it’s accurate af. They should defo nerf this

    • @smokeydabear4525
      @smokeydabear4525 3 года назад +549

      Waiting for the patch

    • @Weekenday
      @Weekenday 3 года назад +399

      @@smokeydabear4525 the devs said everything is gonna be balanced soon 😭

    • @joshmoronstein7740
      @joshmoronstein7740 3 года назад +148

      "The new laser gun is a total laser beam"

    • @ShootNowAskLater01
      @ShootNowAskLater01 3 года назад +134

      It’ll probably be a couple seasons until the developers even consider changing the meta.

    • @xMugen6
      @xMugen6 3 года назад +44

      Nah mate this is totally balanced.

  • @solemns
    @solemns 3 года назад +2931

    Pirates be like: *yo report this guy, aim locking us while hes 200 meters away*

    • @nimyt1232
      @nimyt1232 3 года назад +107

      Reported

    • @chicom_gun.4290
      @chicom_gun.4290 3 года назад +76

      @@nimyt1232 reported and blocked.

    • @emrhasn8071
      @emrhasn8071 3 года назад +57

      @@chicom_gun.4290 Banned

    • @stl-cd6sv
      @stl-cd6sv 3 года назад +52

      @@emrhasn8071 Permanently banned.

    • @froot5943
      @froot5943 3 года назад +54

      @@stl-cd6sv IP banned

  • @fulcrum8052
    @fulcrum8052 3 года назад +10620

    Just point it to the target, the cats will take it down

    • @PaPaPOVEY
      @PaPaPOVEY 3 года назад +75

      lol... noice...

    • @VacMaster1991
      @VacMaster1991 3 года назад +35

      LOL. so true

    • @JB-pb9xv
      @JB-pb9xv 3 года назад +67

      If there were ever a way to get rid of "mass amounts of _stray cats,"_ this would be it.
      Just saying lol..

    • @vegardt3433
      @vegardt3433 3 года назад +56

      Weapon of cat destruction.

    • @thewaxgod4912
      @thewaxgod4912 3 года назад +6

      That was already made a long time ago

  • @only1daz
    @only1daz Год назад +126

    I read an article about this back in school in 2013. I wonder what progress was made on this type of weapon since.

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 Год назад +3

      Doesnt seem like much tbh - it’s just on a boat now. Still looks like it would be defeated by a 1/4 inch sheet of aluminum

    • @darkmatter1152
      @darkmatter1152 Год назад

      Look up LLD, ODIN and HELIOS

    • @ezbody
      @ezbody Год назад +3

      Plus it requires like a million double A batteries (for each shot).

    • @GamingZone-rb3py
      @GamingZone-rb3py Год назад +2

      @@ezbodyit says it cheaper because it uses electricity not batteries

    • @vappyreon1176
      @vappyreon1176 Год назад +2

      ​@@ezbody lol why would they use such inefficient technology as a consumer grade battery it's probably some massive lithium ion battery thats connected to the rest of the electricity on the ship

  • @Espxce
    @Espxce 3 года назад +2317

    1945: We have metal as armour
    2045: *Mirrors*

  • @Nyctophiliac.
    @Nyctophiliac. 3 года назад +1716

    imagine just vibing out at sea, and all of a sudden, you hear an explosion and you look back, only to find your engine completely fucked.

    • @HanLi1984
      @HanLi1984 3 года назад +43

      The next moment you head. Terrible terrible user experience

    • @jonasp4161
      @jonasp4161 3 года назад +5

      Oh that happens already

    • @southern_merican
      @southern_merican 3 года назад +6

      I wonder how many poor boaters this was tested on ?

    • @travismiller5548
      @travismiller5548 3 года назад +12

      Just vibing, doing Somali pirate stuff

    • @notofficialpickles507
      @notofficialpickles507 3 года назад +7

      @@southern_merican wdym this wasn't tested on innocent people, this was tested on military stuff. Omg can't believe how stupid you are.

  • @rexroselo5060
    @rexroselo5060 3 года назад +3194

    "Ps4 or xbox controller?"
    He be asking the million dollar questions lol

    • @grievouscontent
      @grievouscontent 3 года назад +82

      How could they use something so inferior as an Xbox controller 😂
      Edit: This comment was a joke btw for all the idiots who thought I was being serious smh

    • @mattc4825
      @mattc4825 3 года назад +145

      @@grievouscontent Ight that’s rude man, they’re both great controllers and I don’t see anything wrong with any of them

    • @Rbeezyy9472
      @Rbeezyy9472 3 года назад +16

      @@grievouscontent high key you know that shi*'s playstation bro

    • @claritoresdiano1021
      @claritoresdiano1021 3 года назад +14

      Presumably the more accurate low latency controller

    • @winterwolf343
      @winterwolf343 3 года назад +54

      @@grievouscontent shut up peasant, both controllers are inferior to a keyboard. PC FTW.

  • @coolsmurf
    @coolsmurf Год назад +28

    Gen z going to 360 no scope someone in ww3 💀

  • @ThatsNuckinFuts
    @ThatsNuckinFuts 3 года назад +2636

    *Gamers joining the navy*
    "I have never been more prepared for anything in my life."

    • @TheReal_birbwizard
      @TheReal_birbwizard 3 года назад +95

      :Ready to ez clap those opponents sir! Wheres my gaming station sir?"

    • @Pirater666l
      @Pirater666l 3 года назад +12

      Have you ever seen how much stamina navy members have? A fatso couldn't achieve that.

    • @Pirater666l
      @Pirater666l 3 года назад +2

      @Conner Wine yup

    • @EV1NRUDE
      @EV1NRUDE 3 года назад +5

      Pc players: Ok

    • @chrisstark8039
      @chrisstark8039 3 года назад

      @@Pirater666l h g

  • @ishigami4622
    @ishigami4622 3 года назад +7679

    The enemy ship: stop aimbotting!
    The us military: haha get rekt ez

    • @dariusfilip4695
      @dariusfilip4695 3 года назад +487

      "Ah hell nah he's a controller player"

    • @mapeditorjon5306
      @mapeditorjon5306 3 года назад +306

      Enemy is on mobile lol

    • @PoorPurpl
      @PoorPurpl 3 года назад +24

      @@dariusfilip4695 shut up pc has more stuff than controller players to lock on in a bs way

    • @dariusfilip4695
      @dariusfilip4695 3 года назад +219

      @@PoorPurpl dude did I mention any of that? Can pigs fly? Did you get the joke? The answer to all three questions are no.

    • @PoorPurpl
      @PoorPurpl 3 года назад +7

      @@dariusfilip4695 yes I get the joke

  • @pogfish4701
    @pogfish4701 3 года назад +2160

    **holds up pocket mirror and flips off the entire us navy**

    • @animatoraoi3672
      @animatoraoi3672 3 года назад +74

      Insert Yu gi yo meme

    • @alvin5361
      @alvin5361 3 года назад +171

      *uno* *reverse* *card*

    • @1_n_only_vic
      @1_n_only_vic 3 года назад +347

      Pulls up mirror*
      Enemy:*Surprise MF*
      Navy: *pulls out another mirror * gotcha bish
      and it becomes a game of table tennis.

    • @jimwednt1229
      @jimwednt1229 3 года назад +66

      Would a mirror reflect the laser beam ?

    • @alvin5361
      @alvin5361 3 года назад +53

      @@jimwednt1229 well that's what's I'm thinking actually

  • @oofman1911
    @oofman1911 2 года назад +140

    The unthinkable

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 Год назад

      *increases beam intensity to burn through mirror*
      That’s “what now” bitch!

    • @mrmofopink
      @mrmofopink Год назад +5

      They have to be stupid to shoot on a mirror. Since the laser travels with speed of light, it is impossible to move a mirror in the trajectory in the meantime

    • @Flubbred
      @Flubbred Год назад +18

      @@mrmofopink Also a mirror won't really get in the way of a very powerful laser. Might reflect a good bit of stuff (idk how it exactly works with UV light) but a little bit that does get absorbed will be enough to destroy the mirror.

    • @GUNNER67akaKelt
      @GUNNER67akaKelt Год назад +2

      "Back at you bee-yatch!"
      The trick is getting the mirror in front of the laser. A laser that will flash incinerate a hole through you.

    • @oofman1911
      @oofman1911 Год назад

      @@mrmofopink then we make boats out of mirrors yes?

  • @whatdatechnodogedoin
    @whatdatechnodogedoin 3 года назад +3245

    The operator when they miss a point blank shot: yeets controller to the ocean

    • @althron4249
      @althron4249 3 года назад +65

      Then screams swears like their playing call of duty

    • @Gameboy-Unboxings
      @Gameboy-Unboxings 3 года назад +23

      @@althron4249 you ruined it.

    • @althron4249
      @althron4249 3 года назад +12

      @@Gameboy-Unboxings I'm sorry

    • @bored5116
      @bored5116 3 года назад +12

      @@althron4249 you’re adopted

    • @Labbaik1212
      @Labbaik1212 3 года назад +15

      @@bored5116 no u

  • @f-2215
    @f-2215 3 года назад +1265

    Imagine if you are in charge of shooting down drones and your controller battery runs out

    • @nogamenolife7407
      @nogamenolife7407 3 года назад +17

      Wow that is a scary thought

    • @raahimfareed
      @raahimfareed 3 года назад +52

      I'm gonna assume that the controller would be connected with a wire to avoid battery and latency issues

    • @adambenes3022
      @adambenes3022 3 года назад +31

      And I'm afraid that there aren't any tv remotes to steal new batteries from.

    • @xelio9050
      @xelio9050 3 года назад

      @@raahimfareed good sir I believe you’ve just been r/wooooshed

    • @raahimfareed
      @raahimfareed 3 года назад +1

      @@xelio9050 mhm but I knew the context :p

  • @i_bee_slate
    @i_bee_slate 3 года назад +1793

    Everybody gangsta until the boat has a perfect mirror on it to reflect it right back

    • @Logan_93
      @Logan_93 3 года назад +92

      Not how that works. It would just shatter the mirror.

    • @britsnoike4203
      @britsnoike4203 3 года назад +107

      @@Logan_93 ummm. Not sure if it's true, but laser is a type of light, and light bounces of mirrors perfectly, that's how u can see yourself on a mirror properly, so I think putting a mirror should work.
      Correct if i am wrong

    • @saunak9183
      @saunak9183 3 года назад +162

      Depends on the wavelength of the light. Certain mirrors are made to reflect particular wavelengths. If I heard correctly the Laser used is Infrared which can be reflected by bathroom mirrors.

    • @britsnoike4203
      @britsnoike4203 3 года назад +31

      @@saunak9183 yeah, that's what, I think mirrors can reflect lasers, but yea, as u said, it depends on wavelength.

    • @sailingyoumeandjosapea6770
      @sailingyoumeandjosapea6770 3 года назад +100

      I wouldn’t want to hold the mirror and find out !!

  • @thepackable
    @thepackable Год назад +9

    More terrifying than any blaster I seen in star wars.

    • @BenMcTavsh
      @BenMcTavsh 4 месяца назад

      Idk man the Deathstar was pretty bad

  • @XTG3PQR
    @XTG3PQR 3 года назад +2019

    Gonna destroy the principal office without destroying the entire school.

    • @patrickbateman2869
      @patrickbateman2869 3 года назад +77

      You on a watch list now

    • @F17A
      @F17A 3 года назад +41

      Lmao 100% you’re now being watched

    • @vardhman
      @vardhman 3 года назад +16

      A man of culture I see

    • @Monkey-15
      @Monkey-15 3 года назад +6

      @@dripshrimp8352 😂😂😂 mocked it

    • @SoulTransient
      @SoulTransient 3 года назад +5

      School shooters unite lmaooo

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 3 года назад +1300

    “The navy is aiming something at us, but I wonder why they haven’t fired it yet”
    ...All a sudden your boy next to you spontaneously combusts

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 3 года назад +39

      If you didnt know your probably think it was an aiming system of some sort, like a lazer aiming system, thing is the laser is the weapon,

    • @nickpolizzi5897
      @nickpolizzi5897 3 года назад +2

      WOW!!

    • @stanleycooper2037
      @stanleycooper2037 3 года назад +2

      🤣😂😂😂

    • @maxsummers7988
      @maxsummers7988 3 года назад +4

      I don't think you know what you just said, or do you know?

    • @brysonxd
      @brysonxd 3 года назад +16

      "uhh sir we are sinking"

  • @LS-oh8kv
    @LS-oh8kv 3 года назад +1808

    I love how they make sure to specify “publicly acknowledged” because we all know there’s ones before it and they just weren’t known to public

    • @mooneymennfts1310
      @mooneymennfts1310 3 года назад +32

      Brunswick bay has a way bigger one then this we been shooting at the moon for 24 years

    • @aweeb5473
      @aweeb5473 3 года назад +52

      The private one is just a fucking hammer of dawn

    • @adoys1228
      @adoys1228 3 года назад +39

      there are some in use that aren’t publicly acknowledged because of intermittent issues, just like it’d be bad to tell you enemy you have a gun that works half the time they don’t tell them about the more high power UV and IR lasers that only work sometimes and when they don’t work they just go back to traditional methods

    • @kevlar5624
      @kevlar5624 3 года назад +3

      @@mooneymennfts1310 that one isn't a weapon tho

    • @GZQ9
      @GZQ9 3 года назад +4

      I mean it’s not like the technology just appeared out of nowhere

  • @pefiofpersia2492
    @pefiofpersia2492 Год назад +22

    Why does it sound like an AI is doing your voice here lmao

    • @mustachesock
      @mustachesock Год назад

      Because if HE said it, they'd have to kill him

  • @katyungodly
    @katyungodly 3 года назад +1357

    Games: laser weapons drain quickly
    Reality: *_activates infinite ammo cheat code_*

    • @riku3716
      @riku3716 3 года назад +77

      Only if you have a ship's worth of electricity production capacity.

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 3 года назад +125

      @@riku3716 considering most aircraft carriers use nuclear reactors for power I think it’s safe to say they have plenty of power

    • @gus96_
      @gus96_ 3 года назад +26

      In games like fallout, the ammo is heavy and limited, but in a ship i guess you can just put a giant battery somewhere, because there must be a lot of space available.

    • @riku3716
      @riku3716 3 года назад +38

      @@gus96_ Ships have these big things called engines (in some cases reactors) that can pump lot of power into the weapon.

    • @gus96_
      @gus96_ 3 года назад +5

      @@riku3716 as you see i don't know much about ships, but i believe they generate the energy via alternators, don't they?

  • @Svialiti
    @Svialiti 2 года назад +963

    The operator when they missed the shot: Damn I'm fucking lagging

  • @BreadAB
    @BreadAB 3 года назад +966

    Imagine being a enemy soldier on a boat and your with your buddies and suddenly one of them just explodes 😐

    • @zedus4042
      @zedus4042 3 года назад +39

      Idk why to me this sounded funn couse human body explodes xd but no that would be scary and fucked up

    • @theinacircleoftheancientpu492
      @theinacircleoftheancientpu492 3 года назад +16

      Waste of laser. Honestly just kill the weapons system first. Then the comms.

    • @Skelsky
      @Skelsky 3 года назад +42

      @@theinacircleoftheancientpu492 Or you know the engine, the thing they literally talked about in the video.

    • @johncrow5072
      @johncrow5072 3 года назад +10

      That would be terrifying. You only see that in alien movies. This has been in sci fi for a long long time.

    • @theinacircleoftheancientpu492
      @theinacircleoftheancientpu492 3 года назад +4

      @@Skelsky
      That too I guess, btw maybe the original commenter went to a school for villains?

  • @toddabbott781
    @toddabbott781 Год назад +6

    After they finished testing the prototype on the USS Ponce the captain requested if they could keep it on the ship. It cost less than $1 per shot and they figured the crew could get some experience using the system. The system was operational until the ship was decommissioned 18 months later. They amount of data they got from the program was crazy as the system was used hundreds if not thousands of times.
    They also took the same system on a 747 and tested it. The US military was a bit more tight lipped about that operation, but it was remarked that it was successful. Rumors point to testing if the targeting system could hit a missile, possibly an ICBM, from a flying base. This was one of the ideas proposed by Reagan back in the 80s as part of his Star Wars Defense ideas to protect from Russian ICBMs. The technology was not there back then.
    That system was a 30kw laser. They have put a 60-90kw laser systems called Helios on a missile destroyer in 2019 and another in 2020 and they are still operational. The US is testing a Maneuver Short-Range Air Defense (M-SHORAD) with a 50kw lasers to protect troops from incoming artillery, mortars, and RPGs and likely could protect from drones and possibly take down cruise missiles, incoming missiles, and even jets. They have 3 more on order. The Air Force and Navy also have samples of this 50klw system that they are testing. The US has also order 4 mobile truck mounted lasers and 1 naval laser system for 2024 that is 300kw.
    300kw would be a game changer. Say you took op 1/2 the bomb bay of B-52 with even a 150kw laser you could likely hit any SAM or AAM or even other fighter jets that came within several miles of it. What could Russia do to stop it. Literally that B-52 could fly over Russia all day and Russia could not stop it. At 150kw it could down a missile in less than a second and these things can fire back to back shots over and over. Even shooting 20 S-300 at one time would likely not touch it. An Su-35 could not get close enough to use guns and any missile they shoot would be shot down. The US and Israel (with help from the US) are the only countries with this level of laser defense likely for the next 20 years.
    If they could fit a 300kw system in a bomber, that is powerful enough to strike the ground from 50,000 feet. This strong of a laser should be able to do double that range or more in clear weather (Israel claims their 150kw lasers will have a range of 20km). Think of sending a B-2 with one of these 300kw systems just flying over Russia hitting ever SAM site and radar it sees., then pepper tanks with hundreds of shots until the engine or ammo cooks off... It could hit thousands of targets in just a few hours. Now currently lasers can not be used on humans according to the Geneva Convention, but this is likely to change as there is really little difference between a laser and an AP round from a rifle. It is going to punch a hole right through you and likely vaporize the flesh so fast it will not cauterize. It will be like driving a needle right through your body.

  • @Fhdurhr2
    @Fhdurhr2 3 года назад +1885

    The scary part about this is whenever the military shows us a weapon there’s already a better one out there

    • @joelspringman7748
      @joelspringman7748 2 года назад +14

      Hopefully.

    • @UserOfTheName
      @UserOfTheName 2 года назад +225

      nah the scary part is they are using controller instead of keyboard and mouse

    • @beholden84
      @beholden84 2 года назад +209

      @@UserOfTheName aim assist bro

    • @Aaaaaa-bf5en
      @Aaaaaa-bf5en 2 года назад +66

      @@UserOfTheName it's all about the aim assist man

    • @johnkitchens1823
      @johnkitchens1823 2 года назад +19

      @@UserOfTheName nah mobile all the way

  • @meandeverything9513
    @meandeverything9513 3 года назад +1240

    "Real life lightsaber"
    "First laser gun"
    We're getting closer to star wars every day

    • @cristiant7826
      @cristiant7826 3 года назад +3

      Pnl

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 3 года назад +28

      Lasers are still EM Radiation.
      There’s also designs to absorb and disrupt lasers or EM radiations already. That’s why the Navy also focus on rail guns.

    • @shark4wd
      @shark4wd 3 года назад +6

      Amazing how technology progreses so fast

    • @jarlRiess
      @jarlRiess 3 года назад

      Unfortunately. ☹️

    • @doxielain2231
      @doxielain2231 3 года назад +5

      Well, the American Republic has been sliding towards fascism for the last couple of years, so yeah.

  • @ClemensAlive
    @ClemensAlive 3 года назад +4422

    Imagine showing up with a mirror 🪞
    *UNO Reverse card*

    • @gwyn.
      @gwyn. 3 года назад +762

      If there’s any slight defect on the mirror you’ll be instantly cooked with glass shrapnels garnishing your body making you shine like those vampires of the Twilight Saga. ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

    • @bernard5645
      @bernard5645 3 года назад +293

      That's not how these types of lasers work 🤦🏽

    • @comptonghost9013
      @comptonghost9013 3 года назад +257

      Someone already said this and the mirror will blow up
      Your replie iT wAs SupPOseD To bE A JoKe

    • @Ngutsiathoesplatform
      @Ngutsiathoesplatform 3 года назад +14

      🤣LOL

    • @Ngutsiathoesplatform
      @Ngutsiathoesplatform 3 года назад +9

      @@bernard5645 🧐

  • @s.martin664
    @s.martin664 Год назад +25

    I was working 2nd shift on a production floor around 81 or 82 and we all had our radios on the same station so you could hear really well. The news came on and they said that the military just announced that they had a portable laser projector that could cut the wings off of a plane at 3 miles. We all got to talking about it and waited for the next news a half hour later.. Never heard anything else. Maybe somebody sent out a press release that shouldn't have, hmmm.🧐😖🤔😲

    • @teezy466
      @teezy466 Год назад

      It’s no secret that the US government has been and continues to create experimental weapons even in the 80s or 90s they had a space program called pebbles it was literally giant tungsten steel rods placed in a satellite that would orbit the earth and release these massive rods onto the earth utilizing gravity as a way move the rod towards its target destination the rod was gigantic and would uproot an entire city in a matter of seconds I believe they were truly intended to be bunker busters

    • @cerocmelbourne
      @cerocmelbourne Год назад +2

      Hmmmmmmm

  • @nexferna7695
    @nexferna7695 3 года назад +1065

    This is the only *publicly acknowledged* laser. Imagine what else they have that we don’t know of.

    • @joshmiller1928
      @joshmiller1928 3 года назад +77

      You don't have to imagine,think it and they have it.

    • @jjjrjjjr1
      @jjjrjjjr1 3 года назад +82

      A gulag for you if you don’t follow the party rules

    • @garygoldstein327
      @garygoldstein327 3 года назад +1

      Top Gun School for Top Laser Grads.

    • @shauljonah6955
      @shauljonah6955 3 года назад +2

      The Enterprise aircraft carrier had some nice high tech not many even know about since it is still classified. Yet I had a couple friends that were on her. So now I can't say much but the new ship will have more stuff even. That is the thing about the military so many secrets they would like to tell but can't. Yet.

    • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
      @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 3 года назад +3

      Not a whole lot probably. There is no good reason to hide it and a reason to show it, unless it’s very unfinished.

  • @Doug.Dimmadome420
    @Doug.Dimmadome420 3 года назад +1614

    They should add a giant speaker that plays starwars blaster noises every time it fires

    • @ethannelson7254
      @ethannelson7254 3 года назад +30

      Yes

    • @TamamoF0X
      @TamamoF0X 3 года назад +70

      Wouldnt that make the laser hilariously inaccurate?

    • @crescent-863
      @crescent-863 3 года назад +40

      And it should miss everytime

    • @Doug.Dimmadome420
      @Doug.Dimmadome420 3 года назад +28

      I never said specifically a stormtrooper blaster lol. even han solo hit something every once in a while...

    • @thegoalieguy1445
      @thegoalieguy1445 3 года назад +4

      @@TamamoF0X very.. very true

  • @deadlyspaghetti1
    @deadlyspaghetti1 3 года назад +2187

    “Just like a laser pointer” -this guy

    • @NotWhatYouThink
      @NotWhatYouThink  3 года назад +71

      😂

    • @existing4469
      @existing4469 3 года назад +24

      If only that was true, shrink it down into a gun you get *Advance Star Trek Laser Pointer*

    • @existing4469
      @existing4469 3 года назад +15

      Put it into a lightsaber etc you get *Advance Star Wars Laser Pointer*

    • @forbiddenfruitbasket9112
      @forbiddenfruitbasket9112 3 года назад +4

      Don't point this one at planes.

    • @aiosquadron
      @aiosquadron 3 года назад +4

      @@forbiddenfruitbasket9112 Yeah, if you don't wanna vaporize it.

  • @Astroponicist
    @Astroponicist Год назад +3

    I have a target suggestion. 55 gallon drum of popcorn with salt & butter.

  • @nickkjel1899
    @nickkjel1899 3 года назад +1009

    Everybody gangsta until they start building the death star

    • @becomeracer7041
      @becomeracer7041 3 года назад +6

      LMFAOOOO

    • @bossaurayt3567
      @bossaurayt3567 3 года назад +14

      Wouldn’t be surprised if they nuked the moon and replaced it with a Death Star like object already those space force wildin

    • @awakenedservant
      @awakenedservant 3 года назад +1

      That was what I was thinking 💣 🌍☠️

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 3 года назад

      @@bossaurayt3567 Or turn the moon into the Death Star.

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 3 года назад +2

      @@bossaurayt3567 it would take several trillions upon trillions of nukes to destroy the moon. So we’d likely just convert it into a Death Star.

  • @locantora
    @locantora 3 года назад +1688

    The US government really thought we wouldn’t notice the invisible cats taking out the target smh

  • @CrocBruh
    @CrocBruh 3 года назад +523

    He is basically saying that the bullets are a hitscan not a projectile

    • @CrocBruh
      @CrocBruh 3 года назад +15

      @Juan Carrero ikr it is op

    • @miccool9ice363
      @miccool9ice363 3 года назад +5

      So what your saying is that the weapon can not be airblasted or short-circuited

    • @CrocBruh
      @CrocBruh 3 года назад +3

      @@miccool9ice363 no full auto hitscan like a Lazer pointer but u press and it immediately shoots

    • @miccool9ice363
      @miccool9ice363 3 года назад +7

      @@CrocBruh
      Bruh I am talking about tf2 physics here
      It’s a joke lad

    • @CrocBruh
      @CrocBruh 3 года назад +2

      @@miccool9ice363 oh my bad didn't get it

  • @kalasend
    @kalasend 6 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine you're a ammunition manufacturer. How much will you spend in lobbying to slow down the military's adoption of laser weaponry?

  • @yeetthechild1315
    @yeetthechild1315 3 года назад +1217

    Earth v2021.Apr update:
    *nerfed the laser gun
    -now needs ammunition
    -25% damage falloff
    -increased recoil
    -no random crits

    • @Ser_khan
      @Ser_khan 3 года назад +157

      -removed herobrine

    • @foxytoxic2624
      @foxytoxic2624 3 года назад +87

      Thank god random crits no more

    • @God-lq8by
      @God-lq8by 3 года назад +78

      @@foxytoxic2624 No problem

    • @Oof_2nd
      @Oof_2nd 3 года назад +11

      @@God-lq8by Hay god

    • @dovahkiin456
      @dovahkiin456 3 года назад +15

      Laser weapon with recoil, lol?

  • @Tucker619
    @Tucker619 3 года назад +1278

    “Noooo you can’t spam instant kill weapons!”
    America: “Ha ha laser go bzzzztttt”

    • @sour-vampire
      @sour-vampire 3 года назад +22

      I wonder what it would look like if u held the trigger down

    • @brambam
      @brambam 3 года назад +29

      @@sour-vampire would probably overheat or something

    • @chrismorris5321
      @chrismorris5321 3 года назад +15

      Looks like the germans have another reason to bellyache about american military weapons like the trench shotgun which had a feature where you simply held the trigger and the gun fired as fast as you could pump shells america we do love the term overkill don't we

    • @sour-vampire
      @sour-vampire 3 года назад

      @Indigenous Lady talking about the beams appearance

    • @goochfitness26
      @goochfitness26 3 года назад +1

      @@sour-vampire massive nuclear explosion who really knows other than the scientists who built the thing

  • @lj8193
    @lj8193 3 года назад +2355

    The government is using a ps4 controller cause even they can’t get a ps5.

    • @priceless1284
      @priceless1284 3 года назад +57

      Lmfao freaking bullshit already.. I still owe my kid a Christmas present.

    • @abusufian3659
      @abusufian3659 3 года назад +45

      Plot twist: they are using Nintendo Switch controller

    • @PulseParadox
      @PulseParadox 3 года назад +3

      😂😂

    • @raptorsquad2223
      @raptorsquad2223 3 года назад +8

      Na is Xbox

    • @corebalva9897
      @corebalva9897 3 года назад +3

      Its an xbox controller.

  • @DhuriSamit
    @DhuriSamit Год назад +2

    Finally, a real life weapon that is better than what we see in sci-fi movies

    • @inbuckswetrust7357
      @inbuckswetrust7357 Год назад

      I dont think so. I thought the first was Archimedes in the 3rd century BC

  • @aryankarcii1157
    @aryankarcii1157 3 года назад +2474

    US Government: why you need $700 billion for?
    The Military: “understand, you would not”

    • @m1a2abrams50
      @m1a2abrams50 3 года назад +83

      My goals are beyond your understanding

    • @VikingGamers1155
      @VikingGamers1155 3 года назад +21

      @@m1a2abrams50 well my fist are going to be beyond your teeth in a second
      This is *just a joke*

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 3 года назад +40

      As if the government would even ask the military what the money is for 😂😂

    • @hakimibnasri3224
      @hakimibnasri3224 3 года назад +5

      Military is Yoda huh

    • @haisebunny5799
      @haisebunny5799 3 года назад +2

      Pmc's

  • @el_chico1313
    @el_chico1313 3 года назад +494

    future warfare gonna be like two nations sitting in front of screens and xbox controlers in their hand trying to shoot each other

    • @derweiwurstesser4593
      @derweiwurstesser4593 3 года назад +14

      This would be amazing.. imagine wars on the seas without any deaths. This would be incredible

    • @inatus_s
      @inatus_s 3 года назад +15

      @@justsomeguywitharedeyes3472 we should bet our politicians lives along with money and land, and play games for the pot

    • @TheNamesArif
      @TheNamesArif 3 года назад +4

      @@inatus_s I don't understand how such shit people can take care of a country

    • @sky-hawk-3252
      @sky-hawk-3252 3 года назад +1

      1v1 on Rust snipers only 😂

    • @theblinkingbrownie4654
      @theblinkingbrownie4654 3 года назад +4

      Gamers will finally be on the military

  • @sebastianapgar4222
    @sebastianapgar4222 3 года назад +1768

    “Lasers travel at the speed of light”
    Star Wars: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that

    • @md11x6
      @md11x6 3 года назад +136

      🤣🤣 Still wouldn't help a stormtrooper's accuracy.

    • @501thtrooper4
      @501thtrooper4 3 года назад +138

      Plasma =/= light

    • @tenvoichatuoi2262
      @tenvoichatuoi2262 3 года назад +31

      since plasma is air-like, I don’t think plasma guns are effective, since guns shoot small projectiles for good pierce and damage, but for plasma weaponry you only need plasma to heat things up as fast as possible; would be cool to see a plasma firefighting hose or something

    • @501thtrooper4
      @501thtrooper4 3 года назад +19

      @@tenvoichatuoi2262 yeah but concentrated plasma would be deadly. I'm pretty sure the only reason people would use blasters instead of guns is that the blaster ammo is disgustingly cheap and a standard blaster holds a lot of rounds. It might also be more deadly than a normal gun considering the fact that people die when shot once or twice with a blaster where as you need to be shot like 4 or 5 times with a normal gun to die (not to the head though obviously).
      A blaster also has more features like stun mode for example.
      Not only that but a blaster is waaaaay more accurate than a normal gun. A blaster is also more humane as you won't feel the pain of a shot for long as it will burn your pain receptors.

    • @jonathantillack4144
      @jonathantillack4144 3 года назад +12

      The bolts are actually made out of plasma

  • @hectorgonzales346
    @hectorgonzales346 Год назад +13

    Need several of those LASERS all around the ship

    • @fedoraman.
      @fedoraman. Год назад +2

      laser show

    • @reizinhodojogo3956
      @reizinhodojogo3956 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@fedoraman.for that one crab idk the name that sees ir and uv

  • @EternallySaucey
    @EternallySaucey 3 года назад +426

    Probably the most terrifying thing is "first publicly acknowledged" which implies this might even be an old model

    • @SpiritBanger
      @SpiritBanger 3 года назад +45

      Facts... they prolly testing out Apex style energy rifles and shit

    • @Ezy3
      @Ezy3 3 года назад +10

      @@SpiritBanger nice lil volt smg

    • @wishtheyunderstoodme
      @wishtheyunderstoodme 3 года назад +8

      Yep. 9/11........

    • @Sckeza
      @Sckeza 3 года назад +14

      @@Ezy3 Nah man they got straight up turbocharged havoc rifles at this point

    • @goonhead3791
      @goonhead3791 3 года назад +5

      Brenden Davis yea this is older technology the rail gun had been around for some time

  • @redhazymist3131
    @redhazymist3131 3 года назад +1213

    “Just like a laser pointer” yeah but it points things into oblivion

    • @jasontodd7861
      @jasontodd7861 3 года назад +11

      Ah I see a man of culture

    • @jacobstyles7310
      @jacobstyles7310 3 года назад +3

      Please dont share this with Americas enemies

    • @redhazymist3131
      @redhazymist3131 3 года назад

      @@jasontodd7861 yes as are you

    • @Extrasailor
      @Extrasailor 3 года назад +5

      Ah, I see your point!

    • @SeparatiXz
      @SeparatiXz 3 года назад

      @@Extrasailor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuaprieto4795
    @joshuaprieto4795 3 года назад +724

    "So what games do you play?"
    "It's complicated..."

  • @commenter621
    @commenter621 Год назад +4

    This really is an advanced warfare moment

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 3 года назад +1024

    And this is only the one they're ALLOWING us to see 😂💀

    • @PaulNunya-ex1bn
      @PaulNunya-ex1bn 3 года назад +43

      Exactly.

    • @machy8515
      @machy8515 3 года назад +41

      There is probably something that is not Evan listed on ITAR/EAR because we, just can’t be trusted with it.

    • @satriowahyutomo
      @satriowahyutomo 3 года назад +20

      pretty sure they have laser with tv controller on their base

    • @oculusdexterx6249
      @oculusdexterx6249 3 года назад +9

      Yup everything else classified

    • @EbolaWagon
      @EbolaWagon 3 года назад +7

      They’re putting this shit on the new ac130

  • @laboralmail9239
    @laboralmail9239 2 года назад +1907

    Imagine the enemy has a similar laser canon with a PC player....

  • @idk_xd3378
    @idk_xd3378 3 года назад +254

    This takes silent but deadly to a whole new level

    • @FoodKart
      @FoodKart 3 года назад

      @Ryan Smith Man how reddit work I simply can't understand... gotta promote my food videos on reddit on food subredits but can't understand sh*t. Maybe you can help in buddy 😃

    • @FoodKart
      @FoodKart 3 года назад +1

      @Ryan Smith U misunderstood my query. I simply don't understand how to post in reddit. Everytime I post something it never appears on top Or anywhere to be seen.... it gets buried deep inside where even i can't find it again once posted - So I guess I dunno how to use it ? 🤔

    • @FoodKart
      @FoodKart 3 года назад

      @Ryan Smith PC 🖥

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 3 года назад

      @@FoodKart do you post it in your profile or in a specific subreddit?

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 3 года назад

      @@FoodKart try posting it in food related subreddits

  • @gau-8avenger604
    @gau-8avenger604 Год назад +21

    "Hey mom said it's my turn now"
    " no it's still my turn"
    *starts fighting
    _KABOOM_
    _dies_

  • @n0rdlys_40
    @n0rdlys_40 3 года назад +570

    "Was it a PS4 controller? Or an Xbox Controller?"
    *Ten questions science can still not answer*

    • @damienharitz1137
      @damienharitz1137 3 года назад +21

      Nah its the original nes controller

    • @chimotrufio7165
      @chimotrufio7165 3 года назад +5

      Nintendo 64

    • @namenotfound614
      @namenotfound614 3 года назад +2

      Its a ps5 controller

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 3 года назад +9

      Question #11: Why do people use unnecessary, commas?

    • @Deadass271
      @Deadass271 3 года назад +3

      @@kind2311 I don’t, know do, you,

  • @Heneraluha
    @Heneraluha 3 года назад +617

    This is one of the only cases where reality turned out better than the expectation

    • @pastasketti
      @pastasketti 3 года назад +99

      the expectation is kinda like star wars blaster lazers or the death star lazer but reality is almost instant destruction

    • @Heneraluha
      @Heneraluha 3 года назад +15

      @@pastasketti pretty much.

    • @Moistiest110
      @Moistiest110 3 года назад +3

      Haha qué onda francis

    • @Name.is2
      @Name.is2 3 года назад

      You clearly don’t know much about military weapons if you think that

    • @Heneraluha
      @Heneraluha 3 года назад +8

      @@Name.is2 I mean, guns and military weapon assets are pretty nice, but I'm specifically referring to the laser system.

  • @warmooze
    @warmooze 2 года назад +3102

    "it's incredibly precise"
    It's a laser. Ofc it is.
    "Works like a laser pointer"
    It IS a laser pointer
    "Travels at the speed of light"
    IT IS LIGHT!

    • @StabbyJoe135
      @StabbyJoe135 2 года назад +324

      "Its not what you think!"

    • @OfficerBeatz
      @OfficerBeatz 2 года назад +13

      Lmao

    • @genuine1233
      @genuine1233 2 года назад +67

      "its not what you think, Most like its almost what you think but it isn't,
      Lemme explain this Laser Pointer is a Laser Pointer😃

    • @yangtze_2958
      @yangtze_2958 2 года назад +5

      light and lasers are the same , quantum mechanics explain it

    • @tartartartartar2731
      @tartartartartar2731 2 года назад +35

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @Sbc-rp9fc
    @Sbc-rp9fc Год назад +4

    The movie Real Genious showed this idea to the public. Only thing missing is a space based reflector

    • @funfilm77
      @funfilm77 Год назад

      I remember Val Kilmer in that ! :)

  • @rahul-xq4eu
    @rahul-xq4eu 2 года назад +2477

    "a laser travels at the speed of light"
    every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @Nhatanh0475
      @Nhatanh0475 2 года назад +106

      @MikeN Ike my friend doesn’t believe a pound of feather exist.

    • @azreyleonchannel4773
      @azreyleonchannel4773 2 года назад +9

      Overused meme

    • @josh.c9733
      @josh.c9733 2 года назад +4

      bro i love your pfp

    • @tinseldegree6968
      @tinseldegree6968 2 года назад +100

      @MikeN Ike feather because bricks is just bricks but with the feather you also gotta carry the weigh of what you did to those poor chickens 🐔

    • @cliffithink9855
      @cliffithink9855 2 года назад +7

      @@tinseldegree6968 wha...

  • @epiccatfish365
    @epiccatfish365 3 года назад +1048

    "Sorry sir.... i missed the MIG and accidently blew up the space station!"

    • @jonathangallone6543
      @jonathangallone6543 3 года назад +39

      😂 I pictured the scene 😂

    • @daveortwine2107
      @daveortwine2107 3 года назад +18

      In all likelihood, the space stations would have already been sabotaged at this point if they were using this in a actual war

    • @epiccatfish365
      @epiccatfish365 3 года назад +17

      @@daveortwine2107 yep and anyone or anything else who enters the beam within 10,000 miles of this thing.

    • @sujurati
      @sujurati 3 года назад +9

      "Mission Failed. We'll get em next time"

    • @laughingbrick4824
      @laughingbrick4824 3 года назад +2

      😂

  • @aplanespain9075
    @aplanespain9075 3 года назад +2049

    Starwars has been outdone now lasers are invisible

    • @Willaev
      @Willaev 3 года назад +123

      They’ll always be invisible. At least until we get cybernetic eyes that expand our visual range.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 3 года назад +62

      That's the thing: light does not emit photons to the side. You can only see it if the photons hits your retina or if they hit something in they way.

    • @TheWizardGamez
      @TheWizardGamez 3 года назад +38

      @@molybdaen11 Or if they refract, that's how you see a laser pointer without going blind

    • @Yautah
      @Yautah 3 года назад +39

      Star wars lasers are actually plasma. Mostly.

    • @jarlbalgruuf8901
      @jarlbalgruuf8901 3 года назад +18

      *me pretending I know what half of this comment sections means be like*

  • @Sky-pg6xy
    @Sky-pg6xy 5 месяцев назад +2

    Assassinations are about to go crazy. Imagine your VIP is standing somewhere and then gets turned into a smoking pair of shoes by somebody with a laser cannon.

    • @Aymen19827
      @Aymen19827 4 месяца назад

      Where would they get power for it

    • @Sky-pg6xy
      @Sky-pg6xy 4 месяца назад

      @@Aymen19827 the store i guess? Does it take a whole bunch or something?

    • @Aymen19827
      @Aymen19827 4 месяца назад

      @@Sky-pg6xy defenitly takes a whole bunch
      its literally powered by electricity
      as for assasinations you cant carry a thing like that in the first place
      its literally a laser pointer with so much electricity and technology put into it that its this deadly

    • @Sky-pg6xy
      @Sky-pg6xy 4 месяца назад

      @@Aymen19827 they could probably work something out if they had to. Honestly I read things online about how the CIA can literally control the weather and time and stuff, so I’m sure CERN will get a fix on some handheld laser cannons.

    • @Sky-pg6xy
      @Sky-pg6xy 4 месяца назад

      It’s pretty scary what the CIA guys up at CERN can do

  • @pedrojuan8050
    @pedrojuan8050 3 года назад +312

    The US In the 1960 "We must keep this tech out of the eyes of the soviets!"
    The US now : "Hey look at our laser weapon pls"

    • @blackpepperburger
      @blackpepperburger 3 года назад +50

      because the ones we dont know are the real sci-fi shit.

    • @forrest7186
      @forrest7186 3 года назад +25

      This is the first "publicly" known meaning they had many types of laser before hand that they didn't reveal, and more than likely have better lasers rn not shown to the public

    • @StompDownJammo
      @StompDownJammo 3 года назад +12

      The US doesn't say plz to no one. We just say " Hey don't start what you can't finish or you're getting cooked like a egg on An Arizona summer day".

    • @shmopboi93
      @shmopboi93 3 года назад +1

      Big difference between showing new technology work & showing HOW new technologies work. JS🙄

    • @StompDownJammo
      @StompDownJammo 3 года назад +1

      @@YKORMEZ Hiroshima, Nagasaki. Smh RIP

  • @donthefuanyt4904
    @donthefuanyt4904 3 года назад +1239

    "Light travels at the speed of light"
    Ah yes, this floor here is made of floor

    • @fatbum
      @fatbum 3 года назад +60

      He was just explaining the laser's accuracy since there is basically no projectile travel-time.
      Also, i don't really understand this whole meme-phrases thing, i can barely find any original jokes online at this point.

    • @donthefuanyt4904
      @donthefuanyt4904 3 года назад +7

      @@fatbum I would have made an original joke if I cam up with one

    • @Bot_-zp6zv
      @Bot_-zp6zv 3 года назад +16

      @@fatbum you only know that the floor made of floor and light is as fast as light when you go up the stairs behind a girl

    • @donthefuanyt4904
      @donthefuanyt4904 3 года назад +2

      @@Bot_-zp6zv that is true

    • @GorillaCookies
      @GorillaCookies 3 года назад +27

      If light moves at the speed of light does dark move at the speed of dark ?

  • @forrestallen9354
    @forrestallen9354 3 года назад +167

    "Publicly acknowledged" meaning thats the old shit that you can know about lol

    • @jonny555ive
      @jonny555ive 3 года назад +7

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @starseed_Wanderer
      @starseed_Wanderer 3 года назад +2

      @Christian Lifestyle from the 40 to 50s after the Tesla coil incident.

    • @WizardIllustrator
      @WizardIllustrator 3 года назад +1

      There's a thermal or sound frequency weapon that causes the enemy to run away. Back since it was released in the Iraq War. That was public information.

    • @Founder_of_Morgans_Fanclub
      @Founder_of_Morgans_Fanclub 3 года назад

      The original video is many years old

  • @stevenswapp4768
    @stevenswapp4768 Год назад +3

    Picard: Fire at will, Mr worf.
    Riker: ow!

  • @Yovry
    @Yovry 3 года назад +437

    Imagine this hits an actual person just walking across the ship

    • @dillonjackson5369
      @dillonjackson5369 3 года назад +36

      Yeah they should try it on a dog.

    • @Yovry
      @Yovry 3 года назад +43

      @Ahmed Antimarxist the way God intended

    • @Yovry
      @Yovry 3 года назад +81

      @Ahmed Antimarxist world record for fastest cremation

    • @Yovry
      @Yovry 3 года назад +10

      @Ahmed Antimarxist it got the cremated guy too

    • @magicrabbit9446
      @magicrabbit9446 3 года назад +8

      Human go boom boom, ha ha funny

  • @brazthagod5840
    @brazthagod5840 3 года назад +772

    If he's using a controller does he have aim assist

    • @ThisIsMeAndNooneElse
      @ThisIsMeAndNooneElse 3 года назад +79

      Is it considered cheating to use a mouse and keyboard?

    • @orewaren8549
      @orewaren8549 3 года назад +7

      @@ThisIsMeAndNooneElse FAST REACTION TIMES

    • @yeboi2379
      @yeboi2379 3 года назад +20

      @@ThisIsMeAndNooneElse The mouse is hands down the best thing to aim with.
      The Nintendo switch motion control is second as long as you’re not in a car.
      Aiming with a controller tho...
      Impossible

    • @SkeletonModel91
      @SkeletonModel91 3 года назад +1

      It’s a soft lock.

    • @yeboi2379
      @yeboi2379 3 года назад +10

      @Cobif Man Bruh either something’s wrong with your arm or your PC set up is trash.
      The mouse is wayyyyy easier then the controller.

  • @AlkebulanLegacy
    @AlkebulanLegacy 3 года назад +297

    "World's first publicly acknowledged" cus they've had these for decades

    • @misticalgaming4399
      @misticalgaming4399 3 года назад +18

      Technically they have, but I’m assuming most were prototypes that either A. Didn’t work well or B. We’re still upgrading it. I’m gonna assume option B. Hell just looking at the laser looks like it took a bit of tries to get it to work perfectly and even then it’s big, bulky, and on an Aircraft Carrier. But I did read that the U.S military wants to put more scaled down versions (obviously less powerful) on fighter jets.

    • @mosescohn7400
      @mosescohn7400 3 года назад +8

      @@misticalgaming4399 6th Generation Fighters are supposedly supposed to have a laser on it

    • @nowyouseemenowyoudont7646
      @nowyouseemenowyoudont7646 3 года назад

      Alien works

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 3 года назад +1

      They haven't had these. Remember the YAL-1 from 2 decades ago? It didn't work, and it was using a far larger laser than this video's.

    • @gantrieltharxius28
      @gantrieltharxius28 3 года назад +2

      Chirped pulse amplification, dressed optical filament, plasma vacuum channel please

  • @LivingTreeCarpentry
    @LivingTreeCarpentry Год назад

    Its great, just not in bad weather such as fog, rain or cloudy conditions.
    Also suffers from limited range because of the curvature of the earth and the height of waves etc that's why it's mounted so high on the ship.

  • @ethanbenton6676
    @ethanbenton6676 3 года назад +2905

    Everybody gangsta ‘til people start building warships with mirror-armor plates
    Edit: I just wanted to clarify with all of you, this comment is for *comedic* purposes. I thought it best to add this because there are overwhelming amounts of ☝️🤓akshually Andys in my replies.

    • @lmtgaming8325
      @lmtgaming8325 3 года назад +253

      Or till the say they want to make it big in a ball in space

    • @notserpmale03
      @notserpmale03 3 года назад +18

      @@alexroge6495 no, infared defo does

    • @matthewmiller1101
      @matthewmiller1101 3 года назад +111

      Shoot a fifty cal shot and then hit that exposed area

    • @nazigorfurher4403
      @nazigorfurher4403 3 года назад +50

      Well no matter how thick your mirror you will go boom boom and cooked mate

    • @DP-ot6zf
      @DP-ot6zf 3 года назад +15

      Those mirrors will melt.

  • @SpilledMug
    @SpilledMug 3 года назад +941

    Imagine the military secretly building an entire star destroyer with tons of these

    • @geoeira
      @geoeira 3 года назад +87

      So that's where the tax goes

    • @Rio_SenpaiYT
      @Rio_SenpaiYT 3 года назад +5

      @@geoeira oof 😭

    • @michaelharis9962
      @michaelharis9962 3 года назад +16

      @@geoeira tbh I'd love to see those beauties irl

    • @funsizedwhitty8003
      @funsizedwhitty8003 3 года назад +3

      Oh no

    • @vakar9779
      @vakar9779 3 года назад +1

      They can't achieve that much power output yet

  • @nawwk79
    @nawwk79 3 года назад +622

    Dr. Evil: "All I want is some frickin sharks with some frickin lasers on them"

    • @hector882cn2
      @hector882cn2 3 года назад +16

      Unfortunately he only got mutant bass

    • @aj3751
      @aj3751 3 года назад +4

      Thank you!

    • @humbleascanbe2159
      @humbleascanbe2159 3 года назад +4

      With a
      ✌🏾😮✌🏾 TRACTOR BEAM >>>>>>> mini me 🤓

    • @MDCraven66
      @MDCraven66 3 года назад

      @@hector882cn2 Really?! Are they ill-tempered?

    • @rprince418
      @rprince418 3 года назад +1

      "What did we get instead?"
      "Seabass."
      "...riggggghhht."

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Год назад +3

    Imagine it was a 20yo Sega controller.

  • @JukesMcGee
    @JukesMcGee 3 года назад +146

    This is what every recruiter will tell you what you’ll be doing in the Navy.

    • @NautilusSSN571
      @NautilusSSN571 3 года назад +1

      Mine was pretty straight to the point.

  • @v1_Slime
    @v1_Slime 3 года назад +1422

    Soldiers without game experience: "it's hard to use this kind of controller"
    Gamers: "ima shat on this guy" *100 kills, 200 assists and 1 ping*

    • @dwiwahyu5633
      @dwiwahyu5633 3 года назад +91

      Gamer laser:
      +Aimbot
      +1000 damage
      +100000000 accuracy
      -ping

    • @mikethespike056
      @mikethespike056 3 года назад +45

      I can imagine without the obvious aimbot these guys use, gamers would probably have the best accuracy.

    • @fela001
      @fela001 3 года назад +4

      1 ping is the dream

    • @chyme_ru
      @chyme_ru 3 года назад +2

      @@mikethespike056 aim assist* :)

    • @KevinJennissen
      @KevinJennissen 3 года назад

      Maybe they should be using keyboard and mouse instead.

  • @dulldyl
    @dulldyl 3 года назад +391

    Petition to make it sound like Han Solos blaster whenever it fires.

    • @djstatyk1540
      @djstatyk1540 3 года назад +16

      A few high tension cable wires will do

    • @uvuvosas7449
      @uvuvosas7449 3 года назад +1

      Where can I sign?😶

    • @levicrombie440
      @levicrombie440 3 года назад +1

      @@uvuvosas7449 just like the comment let’s get it to as many likes as possible :D

    • @dominicstocker5144
      @dominicstocker5144 3 года назад +3

      The people killed with this would surely find it quite amusing

    • @yoda6292
      @yoda6292 3 года назад +1

      And petition for Elon Muskto make lightsabers a thing

  • @davidavery3182
    @davidavery3182 Год назад

    A laser that works like a laser pointer! I can feel my brain cells dying listening to this 🤣

  • @NewportQuintet
    @NewportQuintet 3 года назад +368

    Plot twist: the government holds a nation wide gaming competition and top players from each game gets to pilot one

    • @mustachesock
      @mustachesock 2 года назад +2

      Dream is next

    • @trivipesnipe
      @trivipesnipe 2 года назад +2

      That's basically the plot to The Last Starfighter

    • @NewportQuintet
      @NewportQuintet 2 года назад +2

      @@trivipesnipe but irl🤯

    • @bradleyrossross963
      @bradleyrossross963 2 года назад

      And be a killer for a nation that doesn’t deserve it? Fuuuuuuuuuck that.

    • @takepan631
      @takepan631 2 года назад +1

      Sounds like a bad movie plot lol

  • @johnnyrobinson8168
    @johnnyrobinson8168 3 года назад +237

    If we are finally hearing about this, it has probably existed for the past 20+ years!

    • @KHdbcq
      @KHdbcq 3 года назад +17

      I confirm

    • @jocksamsung2565
      @jocksamsung2565 3 года назад +12

      More nicola tesla technologies

    • @nived1862
      @nived1862 3 года назад +5

      It's been talked about people just don't read into it

    • @zedus4042
      @zedus4042 3 года назад +3

      @@jocksamsung2565 nikola* but ye yo kinda right

    • @FrankPCarpi
      @FrankPCarpi 3 года назад +1

      My exact conclusion.

  • @davidvue4585
    @davidvue4585 2 года назад +1885

    So I deployed and worked with a EOD Unit in Afghanistan. Interestingly enough, a lot of our robotic equipment (EOD bots , remote controlled drones and guns) use reconfigured Xbox controllers because it was easier and cheaper then the military creating their own controllers.

    • @ludde5008
      @ludde5008 2 года назад +62

      What is eod short for

    • @toastedninja69
      @toastedninja69 2 года назад +164

      @@ludde5008 explosive ordinance disposal

    • @santid5648
      @santid5648 2 года назад +218

      Lmaoooo imagine stick drifting with a military robot

    • @cartler
      @cartler 2 года назад +55

      And soldiers using it may have already had past experience with the controller

    • @thehistorynerd2832
      @thehistorynerd2832 2 года назад +27

      Called Xbox for life

  • @Digitalsurfer265
    @Digitalsurfer265 Месяц назад

    “Publicly acknowledged” is a spooky phrase. How long have they actually been using this

  • @ajaxnation9504
    @ajaxnation9504 3 года назад +478

    I still think that no matter how serious the matter is, humans would always find a way to make it fun. I mean years of research to build a multimillion weapon just to control it with an Xbox controller ?

    • @xero1782
      @xero1782 3 года назад +7

      Yes 😎

    • @imaginerus
      @imaginerus 3 года назад +51

      Yeah they realized, that soldiers are already familiar with this kind of controller, so it is way more intuitive than self developed controlling devices.

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox 3 года назад +2

      I need them to link up with scuf to make improvements 😂

    • @virginmobilemail
      @virginmobilemail 3 года назад +9

      Yeah so they can get all the ps4. Xbox players that play war games into the military to fight real battles, that is probably their plan to recruit people into the military.

    • @Doobie603
      @Doobie603 3 года назад +9

      @@virginmobilemail It has been the plan for years. The military has been working with game developers for years to help with recruiting. If I'm not mistaken SOCOM was one of the first of these type of games bringing about gamez like COD.

  • @AsloAso
    @AsloAso 3 года назад +446

    Imagine it hitting a massive kaleidoscope at the right angle

  • @Tomy_Stank
    @Tomy_Stank 2 года назад +344

    Us soldier in war
    "Hey give me that controller"
    "No I want play"
    "I said its my turn"
    *Starts fighting*

  • @_KARMA_78
    @_KARMA_78 10 месяцев назад +2

    My only questions are who else has this level of weapons system, and/or who was the one that got to carry out the orders on US island LAHAINA of Hawaii?? And, why do that??

  • @grim3850
    @grim3850 3 года назад +1332

    Navy: develops multi million dollar laser
    Pirates: brings a big mirror
    Edit: Lovin the discussion this comment has spawned

    • @vulkandynamite9200
      @vulkandynamite9200 3 года назад +153

      Ah yes it's big BRAIN time

    • @alientiger21
      @alientiger21 3 года назад +168

      @@andersonpeng3243 it would work just like regular armor. It would reflect for a while depending on the power of the laser and eventually fail, since mirrors aren’t 100% reflective

    • @cuddlemuffin.9545
      @cuddlemuffin.9545 3 года назад +76

      @@andersonpeng3243 it will shatter, even if the mirror reflected 99.99% of the light coming through it will still shatter

    • @yunniex4everrl49
      @yunniex4everrl49 3 года назад +34

      Unless they aiming it back to laser.

    • @ze_glitchy_gamer7629
      @ze_glitchy_gamer7629 3 года назад +130

      "Parry this you filthy casual."

  • @user-lj2cb2pj8j
    @user-lj2cb2pj8j 3 года назад +173

    Are we using lasers to kill each other? Finally, the future I was promised as a child

    • @budlewis721
      @budlewis721 3 года назад +11

      This is not new. In the late '70s/'81/'82 a friend of mine who had a security clearance to work on the _Glomar Explorer_ told me that two Army Cobra pilots in Germany took him for a ride, and in a remote area burned up a couple trees with the helicopter-mounted laser weapon. I'm sure the government has a number of projects that would challenge belief if we knew about them.

    • @isaacoviedo8756
      @isaacoviedo8756 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, my uncle worked on the mounting system for putting these on aircraft.

    • @thetestinggrounds7855
      @thetestinggrounds7855 3 года назад +1

      I see you were born in the 90's as well. 👍

    • @user-lj2cb2pj8j
      @user-lj2cb2pj8j 3 года назад

      @@thetestinggrounds7855 70s

    • @alejandrolozano4919
      @alejandrolozano4919 3 года назад +1

      Get ready to make kids and mens into switch cheeses that can’t be heal. Or recover it fast and painless

  • @felixkjornsberg
    @felixkjornsberg 3 года назад +1236

    The us navy: good luck surviving this
    Somalian pirates: mirror boat go brrr
    Edit: this was meant to be a meme, a very popular meme.

    • @chrish1695
      @chrish1695 3 года назад +26

      You do realize this is not a laser pointer right lol

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 3 года назад +24

      @@chrish1695 the title is literally "laser"

    • @kermitthefrog2578
      @kermitthefrog2578 3 года назад +15

      @@LumboDumbo it doesn't work like a regular laser pointer, it acts in a way that a mirror couldn't deflect nor redirect it. Laser pointer is visible while this is not

    • @niggasonparade325
      @niggasonparade325 3 года назад +44

      @@LumboDumbo my 40 watt laser can literally burn reflective aluminum. This thousands of kilowatt laser would just turn the whole mirrored boat into a tin of jiffy-pop

    • @sumdudes2ndaccountlol173
      @sumdudes2ndaccountlol173 3 года назад +12

      @@kermitthefrog2578 doesnt matter if its visible or not a Mirror Reflects 99% of all light so the laser would Blow Fat holes into the Mirror, but it will still reflect

  • @G0OD1004
    @G0OD1004 18 дней назад

    The Pentagon: Since we're saving more money, we should spend more money!

  • @daallen7636
    @daallen7636 3 года назад +228

    “international committee now to ban light warfare”

    • @redsoldier3264
      @redsoldier3264 3 года назад +3

      Lol imagine

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 3 года назад +13

      It's already a war crime to use lasers to blind people. Imagine a helicopter flying over a village, blinding everyone within 2 minutes.

    • @grudgepew3797
      @grudgepew3797 3 года назад

      @@liamjm9278 you can't see it tho

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 3 года назад +2

      @@grudgepew3797 And?

    • @kaymish6178
      @kaymish6178 3 года назад +5

      @@grudgepew3797 can still blind people by damaging their eyes. You can't see radiation but it can still melt your eyes.

  • @angelo5902
    @angelo5902 2 года назад +848

    Pirates bout to start chrome wrapping their ships

    • @zombiee6344
      @zombiee6344 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @davikleinpaul
      @davikleinpaul Год назад +52

      Bro is giving ideas ☠️☠️☠️

    • @darkmatter1152
      @darkmatter1152 Год назад +19

      Wouldn't help

    • @DeltaElites
      @DeltaElites Год назад +31

      Nah, LASER is Light, but it's Amplified by Stimulated Emissions of Radiation...;) It's not your typical laser pointer.

    • @davikleinpaul
      @davikleinpaul Год назад +6

      @@DeltaElites "🤓👆"

  • @atomsmasher9595
    @atomsmasher9595 3 года назад +267

    If you think about it, it's actually more precise and better than star wars laser missiles

    • @dougalbadger4918
      @dougalbadger4918 3 года назад +16

      Star Wars doesn’t have laser missiles only unguided lasers

    • @Callofmuts
      @Callofmuts 3 года назад +11

      @@justrandomguy5010 iirc it's just lasers because sci fi, however they operate on gas so that's neat to know, though a lot of beings in Star Wars call them bolts rather than lasers

    • @tunguska2370
      @tunguska2370 3 года назад +1

      @@Callofmuts so that is thing Lucas was smoking!

    • @YHaTToY
      @YHaTToY 3 года назад +1

      @@tunguska2370 mikey mouse giant pp

    • @immanuel6233
      @immanuel6233 3 года назад +2

      Star wars used plasma torpedo for planes like Y-wing

  • @cerocmelbourne
    @cerocmelbourne Год назад +1

    Dont tell me when he Said “publicly acknowledged” we didn’t all go “what”