Dutch Plan der Linde
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Dutch van der Linde is a man. A man with a plan. And all that he needs to go through with said plan are very few things. He needs loyalty, some goddamn faith, smoke, noise, hard work, time, no traitors, a diversion, a boat, a captain for said boat, and most of all... some money. Now really is that asking all that much?
What's funny is that I even cut out a lot of instances where a plan is mentioned. It's a bit excessive.
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#dutch
#plan
#tahiti
P- Paradise
L- Lots of money
A- Another train
N- No doubters
Bro its so fucking accurate
Yes, I can confirm😂
A - Arthur
T- Tahiti
@@dutchvanderlinde7665 Sure
I wonder if tourism in Tahiti has picked up recently
Those tourists had PLANS! That had to have had FAITH! All they needed was some TIME, a BOAT, and some damn MONEY!
It did actually
@@MarloSoBalJr lmao
@@MarloSoBalJr Yes.
Dont forget to Made Some Noise
The plan involves lumbago , Gavin , Muneh , and
TAHITI
And faith
Don't forget harvesting mangoes
But what about BOAH
Monsieur Macabre Lenny also
Timbuktu is more magical than Tahiti
Arthur = is this Tahiti plan really gonna work
Dutch = have some godamm faith
5 mins later ends up in gaurma
Agent,if Micah only started talking after he came back from Gaurma,and Molly never gave you any information,how is it possible you were perfectly prepared for the Saint Denis heist? Was John truly a rat?
I was probably told by the police in saint Denis or we kidnapped Molly and she told us about the bank robbery and John isn't a rat because he was saved by Arthur
My guess would be that they knew they could not resist robbing the bank and just waited each day
@@pedroh.ferraz511 angelo bronte prob told them he owns the city.. So he told milton before he.. were fed to some alligators
Because it was extremely obvious the gang was going to rob the bank. That’s pretty much their main target in every town/city, plus this was days after the failed trolley robbery and casino ferry heist.
Roses are red,
Beans come in a can,
All we need is muneh,
and a goddamn plan!
Roses are red,
Lying low keeps us safe,
God damn it, Arthur,
Have some *GOD. DAMN. FAITH.*
Rockabye Ruby I tell him that all time
@@Vaksharules1999don't even rhyme black lung
Legend says as Arthur's DOUBT grows, so does his BEARD
At the End His Beard Was Shorter
@@MariusBoss11458 it entirely differs depending on what you grow it to you smooth brain
No wonder I have a level 9
@@MariusBoss11458 that's because at the end he didn't have doubts about Dutch. He KNEW Dutch went crazy
@@rickydevmj This is a weird comment i wrote. That's such a No shit Sherlock comment.
Dutch: "I think we can trust her"
Cuts to him choking the woman to death for no reason.
Marek Pearse This is my favorite part.
She threatened them, he gave her a GOLD BAR and she still demanded more. I thought killing her was a good call as she was no a liability.
Even though it was brutal, it is kind of odd the game tries to make you think she was totally innocent. She was trying to stiff Dutch for guiding us through a damn cave when he already paid her a gold bar. At that point we have to do something about her or she will likely alert the enemies. Knocking her out would have probably sufficed, but I am not sure she would survive any kind of bludgeoning at her age.
My Arthur had no right to bitch at Dutch for killing one woman. All of that money I donated to camp was earned by roping people, dragging them off the road, beating them to death, looting their corpse, and selling their wagons. Also massacreing entire towns after losing a dollar in poker.
she did try to pull a knife on dutch but godamn man he disarmed her! after that he could've just let her go!
Chapter Four onward:
Dutch: "I Have a Plan"
Arthur and John:
*[X] DOUBT*
THEY NEED SOME GODDAMN FAITH
Dutch the man with a plan
michael burns I just need time and money
The man with the goddamn plan
It’s because Kieran died and colms gang was part of his plan
Wait- this is criticism?
I thought it was part of the PLAN
The square root of plan is money, so by that logic, Tahiti ÷ mangoes + smoke = noise?
The plan is NOISE!
god damn Dutch, just tell us already about your plan!
@@Adam-cj2jg the equation is missing the variable of Faith.
bill seemore faith is on both sides of the equation so we can cancel it out
Go back to farming mangoes you dutchbag
Gang Funds: ~$2500
Personal Funds: ~$3000
In modern day that comes out to roughly $141,694.85
Dutch: WE. NEED. MONEY.
Leo Xu WE NEED MONEY JUST A LAST WORK
With Blackwater money was $150.000 and Dutch need money
DINERO. GOL. DOLLAS. MUNEH!
Exactly my thoughts
Just one more big score and then I can cure my lumbago and go to TAHITI
Person who disliked needs some GOD DAMN FAITH
And *MONEH*
Why would you even dislike this who gets offended by this
@@gabrielifesanmi1023 snowflakes that get triggered by white people
HAVE. SOME. FAITH!
@@gabrielifesanmi1023people without FAITH
Dutch the man with a plan. But all his GOOD ones involve jumping off a cliff
Darrell Patts I have a plan
“You always got a plan Dutch”
@@DMVGREY it was l well thought out and it's wall all fun and games till he fell of a Cliff
I have a can
Want a sprite planberry
the thirstiest time of the yeeeeaaar
stop
Jwg II *T H E A N S W E R I S C L E E E A A A R R R R!!!!*
Sprite Cranberry The answer is MuNeYyYY
GLaDOS I have a plan we just need more sprite cranberry so we can go to Tahiti
"This is the last job...that we are ever gonna pull."
- Dutch, 3 minutes into a 13-minute video
Arthur: Dutch I have a plan
Dutch: what plan
Arthur: lets go to Tahiti with the money from the valentine bank heist.
Dutch: Arthur how dare you shorten the game with a happy ending have you no FAITH.
Lumbago
Tuberculosis
Muneh
FAITH
Good boah
He cared for his gang, he did the best for them, he just needed some loyalty, faith and MONEY.
and a pLaN
and time
And some noise
And a boat
And Tahiti.
WE JUST NEED *MONEY*
One more decent take and we're out...
10 robberies later
WE *NEED MONEY*
ONE MORE DECENT TAKE AND WE LIE LOW...
YEA THANKS DUTCH GREAT PLAN!
Justin Summer aka GTA V
@@Talisguy HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
I know, we just have to stick with the PLAN
“GET TO WORK” *immediately sits down and reads The American Inferno for the 16th straight time*
Hahaha
Rest in plan dutch you will be remembered
That's the plan
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE HOLE PLAN
Remember It’s Planned. Dutch.
Dutch is a clear example when you're lead by charisma and not intelligence. I'm not saying Dutch is an idiot, but he doesn't ever have a solid plan. Hosea would be better in charge, but the guy didn't wanna step on his best friend's toes and-
oh, you guys didn't want a serious explanation? I got you: Dutch is a smooth-talking dummy.
The serious explanation would had been interesting to read.
Don't know about that. I think Dutch just lost it after Hosea died and went crazy. Before that he seemed fine to me, but it was always suspicious how he wouldn't share his supposed plan. He didn't do any hugely irrational things before Hosea's death though. Afterwards he is clearly crazy. By then he really just is a smooth-talking fool who has lost himself and his ideals. At that point it seems like he's just fighting for the sake of fighting and betrayed/forgot the reasons he was fighting in the first place.
@@Crash_basch In all seriousness, the serious explanation was just a few more sentences. The full thing was gonna be "Hosea would be better in charge, but the guy didn't wanna step on his best friend's toes and cause more conflict in the gang. The fact that it's an outlaw gang means everyone would already have been on edge (outlaws betrayed each other all the time irl and it led to some famous outlaw's downfalls, and many other reasons) and Hosea made the arguably better decision to not try and be in charge of the gang."
Hosea, and to a lesser extent Arthur, were definitely grounding forces for Dutch. Hosea’s death and Arthur’s lack of faith started to unravel him. Micah (that stank b****) didn’t help by being a yes man
Aaron Harrahy it was all Gavin’s fault, Gavin was the one who gave Mr. Downes Tuberculosis
Mr. Crabs: I like money
Dutch: hold my beer
XDDDDD
No Hold My mango
@@mcdonaldssauce7095 can I hold you baby boy
*Dutch: hold my plan
@@Lexicon-ff6or lol
We've started a drinking game that every time Dutch says I have a plan or we need more money, take a shot.
Rachael Barfield me too, but I play using the word Tahiti.
I hope you all have wills written out already.
LancePlays I’m Scottish bud, can handle it😝
Tam Patterson Well then. I do not doubt it my friend. Know a few Scots myself.
You gonna need more muneh for all that booze.
Loooooool imagine waking up in the morning and bloke tells you has a plan for the 89th time in 7 years.
I think he’s kin to Mr. Krabs
Shhhh
"Hi, I like money"
Dutch Van Der Linde Oh sorry boss. Got a plan?
Oh god... I can already picture that pre-historic episode of Spongebob where he lifts a rock with lots of crabs saying "money", but with Dutch's face on those crabs! Hahahaha
So Spongebob is Arthur? Then who's John?
Dutch : I have a plan, i still had a plan!
John : What plan? what goddamn plan, dutch? Tahiti? Timbuktu?
a few years later..
Dutch : I got a plan, John..
John : you always got a plan, Dutch..
hahaha savage john..
Amir Shahir “This is a good one.”
It's like it comes around.
Now I understand why John said that.
@@princesslightninxflames9260 John answered like all of us would've wanted to answer
Well maybe if they went to Timbuktu pinkertons couldn't find them there
Hotel?
L U M B A G O
Lmao
Hue hue hue
Tudor Raoul Gabriel Lmbago
As merge acolo 🤔
Don’t make fun of my terminal illness, not cool
I know it's an old one but it's still one of the best:
Micah: *shoots Miss Grimshaw"
Dutch: "wHiCh oNe oF YoU Is bEtRaYiN' mE?!"
Dutch always demands faith, but he had no faith in anybody else. Miss Grimshaw set up every camp for him, and he doesn't seem to pay attention to her as she bleeds out.
When he was saying "who is betraying me" i think it wasnt about arthur or micah but all the rest that still remained in the camp everyone on arthurs side was automatically the "betraying" one
Dutch is a prime example of when you set your fallout characters charisma and luck to 10 and their intelligence to 3.
Hosea was the intelligence stat when he died dutchs voice of reason died
Very accurate
@@pinkestelle558 rather it was replaced by Micah's treacherous ideas
Arthur: Bad News Dutch... I got tuberculosis
Uncle: And I got lUmBaGO.... Very serious
Dutch We jUsT nEEDd MoNeY, aNd I aLreADY tOld u I HaVe a goDDAMN pLAN
Yeah lol
GAVIIIIIIIIIIIN
Also Dutch: TaHiTi
Dutch has:
- A plan
- A goddamn plan
- The plan
- The final plan
- One more score
- One big score
Dutch doesn't need:
- Traitors
- Doubters
- Doubting
Dutch needs:
- Faith
- Noise
- Money
- Muhneh
- Moar muhneh
Man got his priorities straight. 🤣🤣
3:44
Dutch: we are going to be harvesting mangoes, in tahiti!
Hosea: oh god 🙄😒
TheEvilGod 666 literally me.
I have a plan Arthur...
MONEY
Moneh
Muneh
Gugan _ No my friend , I HAVE A PLAN
Pass 1 - get MUNEH
Pass 2 - go to TAHITI
And the final pass - plant MANGOES in TAHITI
I love the last Ride when John was in a tozal Rage mode.
" what God dam Plan Dutch? Tahiti? Timbuktu?
I died there XD
I love how his plan just brings em all to fucking Guarma and to the end of the gang.
ITS A DIO wrong it takes Micah Dutch Javier Bill and Arthur
all part of the plan
@@blankabs7056 I don't know Dutch. It's always a God damn train.
But what about Hoseaustralia?
Dammit John, that's not part of the *PLAN*
What plan, Dutch?! What goddamn plan?!
"Hey can you shut up?! I'm having mah beauty rest lumbago doesn't heal itself ya know" -Uncle
@@j.marston Have some GOD DAMN FAITH
*PLAN, FAITH, LOYALTY, MONEY*
13:25 someone had to shut him up.
Wrong. That was part of the plan.
100th like
The way Dutch falls from the horse is Funny 🤣
Agent Milton disliked this video
6:46 best moment
Everytime Dutch says "I got a plan" and "We need some Money" Arthurs Beard grows hahahaha.
Imagine if MLK had a plan instead of a dream
Amazing
instead of campaigning for civil rights he'd suggest all black people save up money and go to tahiti
@@TheAlexxManReviewer But first they would have to make some smoke!
Well then he would need some GOD DAMN M O N E Y
@@ChaseRiver2 AND FAITH WE ALSO NEED SOME GODDAMN FAITH!
Dutch: We need money
Arthur: Use the gang funds, it has 41k dollars and we haven’t spent any of it.
Dutch: We need more money
Arthur: OK, HOW MUCH DOES THAT GODDAMN FARM COST!
I kinda felt bad seeing Dutch losing his mind. He was a very enjoyable character and he was my favourite at the beginning. And seeing Arthur-Dutch-friendship break was sad.
Dutch, on Google Maps: "Money, Faith, Loyalty"
Google Maps: "No search results found"
Dutch: "nO fAiTh, nO lOyaLtY, STOP DOUBTING ME OARTHUR"
My name is Google not Arthur
I remember stealing the horses back off of a boat for the Indians immediately after he said he needed a boat. I was like wtf guy.
You can't have a boat if you don't have SMOKE! or MUNEH or NOISE! or FAITH! or TIME!
Man Ray
And NO TRAITORS
HAVE SOME FAITH!!
dutch has became a meme at this point lol
he needs a boat to cross the ocean though not a simple livestock boat
*Horseshoe Overlook*
Arthur: Are we just gonna keep heading East?
Hosea: Looks like it. At this rate, we'll be in New York by Christmas time.
*Murfree Cave*
Dutch: WE'RE GOIN' TO NEW YORK!!!
Dutch’s plan was to keep making plans
t h a t s m e t a
And gaining SOME GODDAMN FAITH!
"Figure out what?"
"The plan."
Kills my every time.
Dutch’s good plans always fall... get it?
The last plan actually worked!
It was a good one.
3:49 The seed capital line with money over it made me laugh so hard I started crying 🤣
MUNEH, TAHITI, AUSTRALIA, NEW GUINEA, NEW YORK, NOISE, ONE MORE SCORE; THE PLAN
We need to rob a train
Then we go to Tahiti
Pretty annoying to hear tbh
And some more FAITH
dutch is lowkey the most comical game character of all time.
Lmao why didn't Dutch just go to the money store
kakokapolei123 AKA the bank just one more bank guys
LMAO he should’ve got a loyalty card while he was there
Arthur: "The day you have a plan is the day I shave, Dutch."
figure out what????
ThE PLaN!!!! AuTHeR!!!
Arthur: I donated so many damn watches, Dutch! There's your damn time!
Boah in my eyes watches don't count as time
2:25 just PERFECT, Dutch’s Monopoly Man outfit just sells it 🤣🤣🤣
The one dislike is from Colm O'driscoll
Edit: Oh wow thx for the 75 likes guys
Never got that much before
The third one is from pinkertons
The fourth is from Arthur. He knew in the end.
Fifth one is John he knew as well
6th, 7th, and 8th are from Charles, Lumbago man, and Sadie because they eventually knew as well.
If there's a 9th, that is Alberto Fussar that got his ass blown up in that tower
This game is so well made that lot of parts became a classic
I feel bad for arthur. Even at the end he still trying to help dutch to see the truth.
That bloody map in the beginning was golden, didn't expect it and dont know why it was so funny
I wonder how much times Dutch said “plan”, “loyalty”, and “money”.
Holly shit i just now noticed how dutch says "this is a good one" just like he said on RDR 2 and both times he jumped off a cliff. That's an awesome detail that could be easily missed
I have a mango,I have a lumbago
AHH...
L U M A N G O in TAHITI comfirmed
1:40 Lotsa money
Danzo Shimura *Lotsa Sharigan. Your plans would’ve worked, Danzo, if Itachi had some GODDAMN FAITH!
ruclips.net/video/SPe0vC5OzDs/видео.html
*WE*
*JUST*
*NEED*
*MORE*
*MONEY*
😂😂
6:15 The best momment in this video.
I had a god damn 🅱 *L* *A* *N*
I feel like Dutch created season 8 of game of thrones with people saying “how are we going to defeat the white walker and have the series end?” Dutch says “don’t worry I have a plan have some faith!”
Dutch: “ I told you. Noise. We need NOISE Arthur. Noise and Faith”
Arthur: “I still don’t know what that means.”
We just need some more Noise Arthur Noise
7:55 That's it, ladies and gentlemen. That's the entire story arch of the game right there.
3:59 have some god damn FAITH.
I swear to God, Dutch makes up more excuses and demands for more time than I do at my school
“JUST ONE MORE BIG SCORE ARTHUR, WE GET A BIT OF MONEY, AND WE ARE GONE!”
-Dutch, prologue
DUTCH LEFT ME TO DIE
All according to the plan.
0:28 Idk why but this part is so fcking funny XD
I also made a shopping list for my dear Dutch
We need more
Time
*money*
A plan
Anything else
Nope ok
*we need more money*
Need to head
East
West
North
South
EvoDrift you forgot FAITH
@@PlaceboZypresse how could I
@@LukeGB003 And a train. There's always a goddamn train
@@patrickbuerke1390 yep and that
I see zero dislike
*Everyone agree's with dutch plan this time*
Edited:FORGOT WHAT I SAID
Man this comment aged like milk lol. But in a way you are right.
Dutch: *”We need more money!”*
Arthur: 😤😤😤
Dutch:I HAVE A PLAN! IS WE GO AND ROB ANOTHER TRAIN AND I HEARD IT HAS 1 MILLION GOLD BAR IT A ONE TIME TO TAHITI!
Chapter One: "We jusy need to have MUNNEY"
Chapter Two: "We just need more TIME"
Chapter Three: "We just need more M U N N E H"
Chapter Four: "We just NEED some GODDAMN, FAITH"
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Chapter Five: "M A N G O ES"
Cured my mood thanks so much
This is a meme now so many people I no have seen this
Dutch: WE NEED MONEY
me: gives 5000 to camp like every 3 days
Dutch: WE NEED MORE MONEY
These are the ones who did not believe in the plan and not have faith
Dutch: I know that literally every big plan I've had has failed miserably, but I REAALLY got a good feeling about this one!
15 dislikes from people with NO GODDAMN FAITH
“Noise Arthur we need noise!” So much for laying low
WE
NEED
MONEY
AND
LUMBAGO
!
And some *GODDAMM FAITH*
Dutch's parents: He's gonna say his first word!
Dutch: d- da
Dutch's parents: Oh my god!
Dutch: plan
😂😂😂👍
1:30 me to my kids
Best title.
"SO GET TO WORK! ALL OF YOU! SO GET TO WORK! WE NEED more MUNEH, FAITH, TIME, SCORES, PATIENCE, AND MUNEH!"
Dutch’s Favorite words/quotes:
Plan
Money
Time
And Arthur’s Support
One More Big Score
He definitely has no plan
And noise and faith
Oh Yeah Tahiti,Faith And one More thing............
A BOAT
4:29 So, what's the plan?
We NEeD mOrE mONey, ORTHUR
You can just see Arthur's frustration, and I love it, and Dutch's slow descent into madness with MONE! and PLAN! It's so funny lol.
someone needs to make a 2020 yearly planner that has dutch's face on it.
Can we just appreciate how, of all the plans in this game, the only one to succeed was hatched by Bill Goddamn Williamson during the Valentine bank heist? Yikes, Dutch.
This game ruined the words plan, money, faith, and Tahiti for me, which I think is an amazing accomplishment
I really wonder how Dutch got his gang as big and successful as it was. And how he didn't get everyone killed right away. I'd like to believe that maybe back in the day he was a good leader, an intelligent planner, but from everything we've seen, I honestly don't know.
When you just hear all that greed at the same time you realize it was all for him. There was never no Tahiti or Australia. But there was some lumbago
What Australia was colonised back then? I had no idea and i live here what the i thought it was colonised in 1800’s
A trade
You receive: one more big score and a golden plan
Dutch receives: some god damn faith
You can see the pain in Arthur’s eyes in every cutscene
Chapter 6 is tear jerking