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  • @caboose2163
    @caboose2163 8 лет назад +334

    'Aw, so you're a waffle man!'

    • @guyincognito7308
      @guyincognito7308 5 лет назад +13

      you see?? you see what he's like!!!

    • @julianaylor4351
      @julianaylor4351 5 лет назад +4

      Caboose The toaster asked to toast pop tarts or pikelets.

    • @LarixusSnydes
      @LarixusSnydes 5 лет назад +4

      Well, the toaster clearly can't stop waffling itself.

  • @QuietBatperson96
    @QuietBatperson96 9 лет назад +310

    "Well that was no accident, that was first degree toastercide!" - Wonderfully silly stuff.

    • @Demon-ft1th
      @Demon-ft1th 4 года назад +11

      Oh just shut your grill (Punches the Toaster)

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 4 года назад +5

      Kind of dark too, considering genuine AI clearly exists in the Red Dwarf universe.

    • @BenEmberley
      @BenEmberley 3 года назад +7

      @@Demon-ft1th OW!!

  • @ravenpawfan1614
    @ravenpawfan1614 8 лет назад +170

    The accident involving me, the toaster the waste disposal and a 13 pound lump hammer. I love that line.

    • @TheLashDog
      @TheLashDog 8 лет назад +17

      that was no accident! that was first degree toastercide!

    • @ravenpawfan1614
      @ravenpawfan1614 8 лет назад +3

      Ha I love Talkie Toaster!
      "I have one question" ..."would anyone like any toast?"
      "Yes but I thought you might have changed you mind in the meantime."
      Also have you seen the video of the guy who actually made a working model of Talkie Toaster?

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 8 лет назад +6

      Ravenpawfan 161 14 pound lump hammer

    • @ravenpawfan1614
      @ravenpawfan1614 8 лет назад +1

      Dan F Ha! yes I know sorry.
      I realised my mistake but never remembered to change it.

    • @naughtiusmaximus542
      @naughtiusmaximus542 8 лет назад +2

      Wait! Before you go there is one question, an important one that the others will have to know!
      Would you like a cheese and ham Breville?

  • @anthonyray1071
    @anthonyray1071 9 лет назад +450

    But the real question, the absolute life changing question.
    Does anyone want any toast?

  • @capwhittaker
    @capwhittaker 10 лет назад +993

    Nerdy fact...Kryten is basically talking to Kryten in this scene. The toaster is voiced by the original Kryten.

    • @joshhutchison6201
      @joshhutchison6201 6 лет назад +49

      Did not know that - Interesting

    • @jamescopping2231
      @jamescopping2231 6 лет назад +107

      For those that didn't know. David Ross played Krtyen during his guest appearance in series 2's episode 'Krtyen'. When they brought the character back in series 3, Ross wasn't available, so Robert Llewellyn was brought on board where he remained till this day. Ross came back to voice Talkie Toaster here (series 4). The theory is though that Kryten used one of his former back up drives to help restore Talkie Toaster, that's why it sounds like old Kryten.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 лет назад +18

      In the first series, the toaster was given a female voice. When it comes to reprising a role, the original VO had to pull off the role and the Toaster in this episode had to be voiced by David Ross.
      Wrong: It wasn’t a female voice. The actor’s voice was given a higher pitch.

    • @Razgar_Voxel
      @Razgar_Voxel 6 лет назад +9

      Kryten must have at some point got a new voice modulator and gave Talkie Toaster his old one when they rebuilt it! Jokes aside yeah I remember the original Kryten I didn't care much for them but Robert did a real good job bringing that character to life.

    • @Inthatgoodway
      @Inthatgoodway 6 лет назад +10

      are.....are you a doctor??

  • @jonathansmith2115
    @jonathansmith2115 3 года назад +100

    One of the funniest shows on TV, sci-fi- comedy at is finest - the writers nailed it with "Talky Toaster" - "Ahhh your a waffle man"

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 2 года назад +2

      too bad about the laugh track

    • @Dibab
      @Dibab Год назад +1

      ​@tsm688 it was the late 80s or early 90s

    • @Demon-ft1th
      @Demon-ft1th Год назад +1

      Look, it's plain and simple, NO TOAST!

    • @clockmaister
      @clockmaister Год назад +1

      you're

    • @jb-vb8un
      @jb-vb8un 11 месяцев назад +2

      well, thats better than a kick in the bread tray

  • @SuperPrinnyDood
    @SuperPrinnyDood 6 лет назад +66

    This was my first Red Dwarf episode I ever saw, caught it on PBS late one night when I was 9.
    Never stopped loving this series since then

    • @jaysmith2858
      @jaysmith2858 5 лет назад +4

      You've got good taste then.

    • @boboften9952
      @boboften9952 2 года назад +2

      " Fish "
      " Fish "
      " Fish " .......
      Kat at the Food Vending machine
      " This is mine , and This is mine , oh This is mine "
      Kat walking through the hallway claiming everything
      " So who wants Toast ..... "
      Talky the talking toaster
      Perfectly fits
      Blue Alert to Red Alert
      " You Know what that means "
      " Yes Kryton , I Do "
      " I Have to change the light bulb from blue to Red " ....

  • @Soundwave1of9
    @Soundwave1of9 3 года назад +107

    What is it... 30 years ago? This is still so funny. I still hear this in my head when I make toast. "no buns, baps, baguettes nor bagels".

    • @WriterFergus
      @WriterFergus 2 года назад +14

      So your a waffle man!!

    • @jaysmith2858
      @jaysmith2858 2 года назад +2

      It's all good. I just don't want any smegging flapjacks!

    • @martinpavlicek2299
      @martinpavlicek2299 11 месяцев назад

      This can now basically become a reality.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад +24

    1:47 LOL Lister's distorted face kills.

    • @John_Ridley
      @John_Ridley 8 месяцев назад +1

      I can see right up his gob.

  • @3000KJH
    @3000KJH 8 лет назад +275

    But i'm a toaster. It is my raison d'être. I toast, therefore I am!

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 лет назад +11

      Smokey 420
      “If you don’t want any toast, why did you repair me, hmm?”
      “Yeah, why did you repair him?”

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 лет назад +4

      Smokey 420 Same. I’d want that toaster. As a source of entertainment while waiting for my toast to pop out.

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion 5 лет назад

      NO TOAST!!!

    • @LarixusSnydes
      @LarixusSnydes 5 лет назад

      Reminds me of Dark Star, the AI in that movie was controlling something more destructive...

    • @sgnjamcitydevteam6913
      @sgnjamcitydevteam6913 4 года назад

      We don’t want toast, we don’t want Crossiants, we don’t want crumpets, we want nothing.
      Can I ask you something?
      Is it toast related?
      No
      Ok go ahead?
      Do you want some french toast XD

  • @Toongamer
    @Toongamer 9 лет назад +61

    I'm still laughing over the emphasis on the r Lister put in when he said crumpets

  • @markboulton5024
    @markboulton5024 10 лет назад +428

    This is one of my favourite scenes ever. But not just because it's pant-wettingly funny. I believe Grant & Naylor were making a serious point with this - that they envisaged a slippery slope towards making everyday gadgets try to think to much for you, and hound you into doing what THEY think you should want, rather than letting YOU decide what you want (or that you want it all the time, when YOU should choose when you want it, and when you don't). Think, phones that constantly 'remind' you to do things you don't want to do, texting keyboards that turn three keystrokes into 12-letter words your fingers haven't even hinted at (and that you've never even used in the past), apps that constantly try to stop you doing things you way and to do one of the 3 basic things their way their programmers have assumed you'll want to spend all day, every day doing... Sound familiar?

    • @AlexOjideagu2
      @AlexOjideagu2 10 лет назад +29

      Sounds like Paperclip guy from Windows XP

    • @Kelseygx3
      @Kelseygx3 6 лет назад +9

      4 years later its the same shit

    • @神の一手-x8v
      @神の一手-x8v 5 лет назад +31

      Yes, but would you like any toast?

    • @judgebrewer5518
      @judgebrewer5518 5 лет назад +11

      @@Kelseygx3 Ahh so your a Waffle Man????

    • @GorehamM20
      @GorehamM20 4 года назад +7

      Ah, so you're a Android man!!

  • @RogbodgeVideo
    @RogbodgeVideo 17 лет назад +24

    I love the way Kryten and Lister look from the point of view of the toaster! (and Lister's reaction at 2:20)

  • @9wolves2007
    @9wolves2007 9 лет назад +169

    According to my calculations, it appears that 54 people don't want any smeggin toast.

    • @neilfroggycrompton2466
      @neilfroggycrompton2466 9 лет назад +4

      +9wolves2007 does anyone want any toast?,sorry had to ask :D
      this joke is like a revolving door that never stops

    • @9wolves2007
      @9wolves2007 9 лет назад +4

      neil crompton Just had some but if there's any more going then yeah I'm in!

    • @neilfroggycrompton2466
      @neilfroggycrompton2466 9 лет назад +5

      +9wolves2007 perhaps your'e a waffle man then? :D

    • @9wolves2007
      @9wolves2007 9 лет назад +4

      neil crompton I actually am! + I'm glad you reminded me, gotta get some more ;)

    • @Rowanie
      @Rowanie 8 лет назад +1

      any your a waffle man!

  • @noahpierson801
    @noahpierson801 9 лет назад +207

    WE WANT NO MUFFINS, NO TOAST, NO TEA-CAKES, NO BUNS BABS BEGETS OR BAGELS, NO CRASSOINTS, NO CRUMPETS, NO PANCAKES, NO POTATO CAKES, NO HOT CROSS BUNS, AND DEFINITELY no smeggin' flapjacks.

    • @ETH5626
      @ETH5626 9 лет назад +68

      +Noah Pierson Oh, so you're a waffle man, eh?

    • @noahpierson801
      @noahpierson801 9 лет назад +25

      Shadowhawk28, see what he's like?! He winds me up man, and there's no reason for it!

    • @naughtiusmaximus542
      @naughtiusmaximus542 9 лет назад +22

      Shadowhawk28 Now! Now you listen here! You will not offer any grilled bread parts to any member of the crew. If you do. You will be on the receiving end, of a very large polo mallet! Hmm!!

    • @ETH5626
      @ETH5626 9 лет назад +23

      Mad Max Can i ask just 1 question?

    • @naughtiusmaximus542
      @naughtiusmaximus542 9 лет назад +19

      Shadowhawk28 Of course.

  • @AubreySciFi
    @AubreySciFi 6 лет назад +35

    "That was no accident, that was first degree toaster-cide!" makes me laugh every time.

  • @Oliver_JW
    @Oliver_JW 13 лет назад +25

    "Look, just shut your grill!" *bonk!* "Ow!" I love red dwarf. Utterly barmy stuff!

  • @owlman2105
    @owlman2105 4 года назад +31

    Laughed so much when Talkie returned in season 12

  • @alanaspinall7147
    @alanaspinall7147 3 года назад +19

    In the book Lister brought it to annoy Rimmer, but in the end it backfired as it drove Lister nuts as well lol

  • @Vesnicie
    @Vesnicie 6 лет назад +80

    It's as if Mrs Doyle turned into a machine and changed her obsession from tea to toast.

    • @yukatoshi
      @yukatoshi 4 года назад +6

      Both tea and toast are awesome.

    • @akizeta
      @akizeta 4 года назад +8

      Hell would be being locked in a room with Talkie Toaster _and_ Mrs Doyle!
      "And you'll be having your tea, now?"
      "You want muffins with that?"
      "You will, you will, you will, youwill youwill youwillyouwillyouwill..."
      "How about some waffles?"

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 4 года назад +4

      @@akizeta Oh God make it stop! 😆

    • @unclejoeoakland
      @unclejoeoakland 3 года назад +2

      Futuredoyle Toastmissus... I think there was a Frank Zappa song about this...

    • @mouse059
      @mouse059 3 года назад +1

      FECK OFF, TOAST!

  • @Meerkat040
    @Meerkat040 7 лет назад +38

    I was so suprised to see him return in season 12. So good.

    • @lordasshole2368
      @lordasshole2368 Год назад

      Hey! It's hard to keep a good toaster down!😃

  • @JaydenDonnelly550
    @JaydenDonnelly550 5 лет назад +10

    I think talkie toaster is my favourite comic creation he has a bigger role in the novel where he gives the crew the answer to how to navigate a black hole, but not before making kryten and the cat eat endless amounts of toast before he gives them the answer haha brilliant

    • @RichardKellyPhotography
      @RichardKellyPhotography 2 года назад +1

      Great where he takes on the polymorph in the novel too and basks in the glory of saving the crew twice

    • @kevinsheldrick917
      @kevinsheldrick917 8 месяцев назад

      The novel?

  • @xBodyLanguagex
    @xBodyLanguagex 15 лет назад +22

    i absolutely love craig charles' accent and love the whole series as well
    :-*

  • @eleanorhogan8643
    @eleanorhogan8643 6 месяцев назад +6

    Lister:Your mother was a coffee maker
    Talkie:That hurt.

  • @WhiteLionel
    @WhiteLionel 17 лет назад +17

    The best Red Dawrf episode ever made, it had me in stitches for hours, i cant stand that laughter so much but i could watch this over and over again, and EXPECIALLy no flippin flapjacks :D

    • @PimpManeSteelo
      @PimpManeSteelo 7 месяцев назад

      Would you like the laughter more if you knew this was a real audience

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 12 лет назад +22

    Pure classic comedy genius.
    I'd actually buy one of those.

  • @troubledspirit3328
    @troubledspirit3328 2 года назад +6

    One of the funniest scenes ever. Bloody near peed myself when I first watched it . .

  • @tricia5792
    @tricia5792 7 месяцев назад +2

    "That was no accident, that was first degree toastercide!" (02:45)

  • @moffit1
    @moffit1 Год назад +8

    You can tell they took a lot of inspiration from Robocop first being turned on in this scene ,and bringing back the toaster was genius😂

  • @BlaiddDrwg2009
    @BlaiddDrwg2009 15 лет назад +4

    "First degree toastercide" lmao!!
    I love Red Dwarf. It is the best comedy ever!

  • @llpalm08
    @llpalm08 13 лет назад +37

    This scene is made funnier with the fact that Talkie Toaster is voiced by the origional Kryten.

  • @DoctorMooCow
    @DoctorMooCow 3 года назад +9

    rick and morty owes a lot to this show even if theyve never heard of it

  • @buzzabuzza3494
    @buzzabuzza3494 3 года назад +9

    One of the greatest comedies ever produced 😂😂

  • @komodosp
    @komodosp Год назад +2

    Love these kinds of scenes, these are what made Red Dwarf! They kind of went missing when Rob Grant left... Brilliantly played by Craig, though - love that he says the Toaster will throw a wobbler but he ends up throwing the wobbler straight away! A sign of years of pent up rage at the Toaster!

    • @soupdragon151
      @soupdragon151 22 дня назад

      Sad but true it was never the same after he left

  • @alexojideagu
    @alexojideagu 8 лет назад +57

    Toaster version of the windows paperclip

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 6 лет назад +8

      The windows paper clip, wow that's going back Windows hasn't been using that for years are you a time traveller from the year 2000 or something?

    • @leftcoaster67
      @leftcoaster67 5 лет назад +5

      Do you really want to erase this?

    • @SagaciousFrank
      @SagaciousFrank 6 месяцев назад

      Windows XP, as in.... Ex-Paperclip?!

    • @alexojideagu
      @alexojideagu 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@SagaciousFrank yes!

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 Год назад +4

    The show that added "smeggin" to my vocabulary.

  • @riaranta3150
    @riaranta3150 4 года назад +7

    I am on a BINGE! of Red Dwarf ❤️😂

  • @MikeyMUnited
    @MikeyMUnited 10 лет назад +3

    The very first episode of Red Dwarf I ever saw, way back in 1995!! Was hooked there and then.

  • @VirtualKnight64
    @VirtualKnight64 4 года назад +43

    I think they should've released a T-shirt that says "I'm a waffle man!"

    • @lauraslade5308
      @lauraslade5308 4 года назад +3

      They really should

    • @aqacefan
      @aqacefan 3 года назад +2

      With all the other options crossed off of the list =)

    • @nuclear_war_games
      @nuclear_war_games 2 года назад +4

      It's funny that you should say that cause my sister sells tshirts with a hand print on it that say I AM A FISH.
      And for those that don't know, go watch the pilot.

    • @VirtualKnight64
      @VirtualKnight64 2 года назад

      @@nuclear_war_games Did she do a little dance and faint?

    • @nuclear_war_games
      @nuclear_war_games 2 года назад +1

      @@VirtualKnight64 probably XD

  • @ravenpawfan1614
    @ravenpawfan1614 8 лет назад +14

    One question "would anybody like any toast?"
    That was no accident that was first degree toastercide"

  • @kylep120
    @kylep120 4 года назад +11

    We laugh now, but we're probably only a few years away from Alexa making toast.

  • @kevinericsnell4092
    @kevinericsnell4092 5 лет назад +3

    1:30 "How about a muffin?"
    "IT'S MUFFIN TIME! I WANNA DIE!"

  • @Genji_Glove
    @Genji_Glove 12 лет назад +3

    I don't think it's an added laughter track. Red Dwarf was filmed in front of live audiences.

  • @onehipdad
    @onehipdad 13 лет назад +2

    I love RD! I discovered Lister & Co. on my last trip to England. All episodes are available on streaming Netflix. Season 1's ok, but things really take off in Season 2 when Kryten joins the crew and they start doing more remote shots.

  • @KrytenMark
    @KrytenMark 13 лет назад +6

    "... And DEFINITELY... No smegging flapjacks!!!" X''D

  • @medievalist
    @medievalist 3 года назад +2

    Haven't watched this in 15 years - still hilarious!

  • @dogsarefab
    @dogsarefab 16 лет назад +9

    This scetch is class, it makes me laugh everytime :-)

  • @crazyburkey3677
    @crazyburkey3677 2 года назад +1

    Red Dwarf predicted the smart toaster

  • @yuuiuu11
    @yuuiuu11 12 лет назад +3

    I just found out this is my English teacher's favourite show - I am so happy right now.

  • @BenEmberley
    @BenEmberley 4 года назад +2

    "Shut yer grill" *bang!* "Ow!" LMAO!!!!

  • @Thagros
    @Thagros 15 лет назад +5

    "and DEFINITELY, no smeggin' flapjacks."
    Lol

  • @EditorOfSL
    @EditorOfSL 6 лет назад +1

    “Shut yer grill!” Oh, I love Lister’s accent so much!

  • @misterprecocious2491
    @misterprecocious2491 6 лет назад +3

    "What is my purpose?", "Your purpose is to pass the butter..... to the toaster."

  • @VickyDowns
    @VickyDowns 2 года назад

    I know this word for word, always good way to make others laugh in mornings. Gotta love Talkie the Toaster.

  • @astrasteel6388
    @astrasteel6388 7 лет назад +4

    And now in two decades, he's still the same.
    (And everyone remembers Talkie, even though it's been ages...)

  • @skovner
    @skovner 8 лет назад +1

    This is what Windows 10 Cortana would be like if it could speak. "Going out tonight? I can help" That was tonight's notice. It has a different one every day. Fortunately, it only puts up a box and indicates there is a message.

  • @panowa8319
    @panowa8319 7 лет назад +13

    In the novel, the Toaster saved the ship from a black hole.

    • @sirdeadlock
      @sirdeadlock 6 лет назад +1

      Had to make like three loaves worth of woefully heated toast as payment first though. And they had to eat it!

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 6 лет назад +1

      He saves them in the series too.
      I forget which episode though. He shows up several times.

    • @SkyTrapAlASMR
      @SkyTrapAlASMR 6 лет назад

      sirdeadlock “You made me eat seventy-three rounds of buttered toast. Check that: seven, three,' he slapped his rump. 'I feel like I'm carrying around a third buttock in my pants. And I just want you to know this - I want you to live with this for the rest of your life - you,' he jabbed the Toaster with his long-nailed forefinger, 'you make real lousy toast. It's cold, it's burnt, and it's soggy.'”

  • @richardshields1488
    @richardshields1488 2 года назад

    One of the best unsung character in red dwarf shame it was only 3 episodes. Still great to watch

  • @michaelrussell3890
    @michaelrussell3890 8 лет назад +33

    Howdy-doodly-do

  • @Allyphant2909
    @Allyphant2909 5 месяцев назад

    I love how he's like "And DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks"
    The idea that, of all the grilled bread products he constantly offers the crew, the flapjacks have been causing the biggest arguments.... it kills me 😆

  • @arnoldrimmer7553
    @arnoldrimmer7553 11 лет назад +18

    I love to see Listey being annoyed by that toaster all day, they've got an equal IQ, as far as I can tell, Listey might have a lower one

    • @moondog4147
      @moondog4147 5 лет назад +3

      Arnold Rimmer you’re a smeghead

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 2 года назад +1

    when you realise siri is the modern equivalent of talkie toaster. 😄🤣

  • @lh9350
    @lh9350 7 лет назад +7

    This is even funnier after watching series 12 😂

  • @clasicradiolover
    @clasicradiolover 4 года назад +1

    My favorite bit well right behind They're all dead, Dave.

  • @Stantzs
    @Stantzs 13 лет назад +3

    Wow, I still remember staying up really late to watch this on PBS!

  • @MondoBeno
    @MondoBeno 14 лет назад +1

    I loved this show when I was a kid. We need a full length Red Dwarf movie.

  • @Mezame9
    @Mezame9 10 лет назад +67

    Does anyone think of this scene every time they make toast?

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 7 лет назад

      Not really

    • @FreakHarryPotter
      @FreakHarryPotter 6 лет назад

      Nope but I did ask my mum that when she was making toast the other day. 😊

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 лет назад +2

      Yes. Every time I have toast, this scene pops into my brain. Also muffins, teacakes, buns, baps, baguettes, bagels, croissants, crumpets, pancakes, potato cakes and hot-cross buns. And definitely smeggin’ flapjacks.

    • @kellystenning2419
      @kellystenning2419 6 лет назад

      Yes!

    • @DragonRand100
      @DragonRand100 5 лет назад

      Usually at work, and nearly no one knows what the hell I’m talking about.

  • @HyperHorse
    @HyperHorse 2 года назад +1

    Dave is one grumpy dude... Nothing wrong with a bit of buttered toast with your eggs.

    • @soupdragon151
      @soupdragon151 22 дня назад

      Or waffles. Or baguettes, bagels or baps!

  • @monteceitomoocher
    @monteceitomoocher 2 года назад +15

    Very far seeing programme even though it was pure comedy, the script writers were already thinking about artificial intelligence applied to mundane everyday items like toasters, and we'd barely had the Internet five minutes, great show.

  • @judasgrl
    @judasgrl 14 лет назад +1

    "Well, that was no accident, that was 1st degree toaster-cide!" LOL Classic line! Love it! xD

  • @thedavecorp
    @thedavecorp 8 лет назад +8

    Can't wait for the new episodes.

  • @adellethompson9615
    @adellethompson9615 4 года назад +1

    "The accident involving me,the toaster,the waste disposal and a 14 pound lump hammer"

  • @lusyhognaston3777
    @lusyhognaston3777 4 года назад +5

    I just thought of this:
    Toaster:do you want any toast?
    Lister:no I don't want any smegging toast!
    Toaster:why not?
    Lister:I'm busy
    Toaster:you're not busy eating toast are you?
    Lister:( walks over to the toaster)your mother was a kettle
    Toaster:that hurt

  • @speedformercy
    @speedformercy 5 лет назад +1

    I, for one, would absolutely LOVE some toast

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful 9 лет назад +7

    I'd take a muffin.
    But that's just me.

    • @caberToo
      @caberToo 8 лет назад +2

      If it could make me an endless supply of banana chocolate chip muffins, I'd love the smegging thing.

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 4 года назад

      @@caberToo Oh no, it doesn't make them, you have to put the muffins in first.

  • @KOTYAR0
    @KOTYAR0 5 лет назад

    Haha, I heard that "Toaster the name" bit in Hellsing abridged all those years ago. It wss absolutely brilliant.

  • @JordanSnakemouth
    @JordanSnakemouth 7 лет назад +3

    1:50 *"Ahhhhhh, so your a waffle man!"*

  • @HighPlainsDrifter_2025
    @HighPlainsDrifter_2025 6 месяцев назад +1

    NO TOAST!

  • @joefoley9894
    @joefoley9894 8 лет назад +23

    The scene with the toaster and holly is hilarious

    • @naughtiusmaximus542
      @naughtiusmaximus542 8 лет назад +13

      Holly: Ask me any question. Any question and I'll answer it.
      Toasty: Any Question?
      Holly: Yes
      Toasty: How to break the speed of light, how to marry quantum mechanics in classical physics. Any question at all. Truly anything and you will answer?
      Holly: Yes
      Toasty: okay, here's my question. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST?!

    • @chrisbattson1697
      @chrisbattson1697 7 лет назад

      Naughtius

    • @yukatoshi
      @yukatoshi 6 лет назад

      Naughtius Maximus I LOVE old RD!

  • @BazTheStoryteller
    @BazTheStoryteller 2 года назад

    "Ah hah! Here's the problem: Too many toasters. You know what they say? All toasters toast TOAST." - Hotel Mario

  • @silverdaleks1
    @silverdaleks1 8 лет назад +5

    " And DEFIANTLY! No smegging flapjacks.." XD

    • @chesterlockett4002
      @chesterlockett4002 6 лет назад +1

      silverdaleks1 ah so your a waffle man

    • @Species5008
      @Species5008 5 месяцев назад

      I do believe that you mean DEFINITELY, rather than DEFIANTLY.

  • @applemask
    @applemask 13 лет назад

    I recently watched GBH, in which the Talkie Toaster plays a tortured old headmaster obsessed with unrequited love and TS Elliot. It throws a new light on this whole sequence.

  • @PerfectH
    @PerfectH 15 лет назад +7

    "Well that was no accident, that was 1st degree toastercide!"
    LOL!

  • @ManijakTotalni
    @ManijakTotalni 15 лет назад

    I just can't get enough of its randomness! Oh God, I have to download the whole series now

  • @IntrigueJunkie
    @IntrigueJunkie Год назад +6

    At this point, The toaster is the Tory party, and toast is their policies...

  • @krisstarring
    @krisstarring 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love Dave Lister/Craig Charles' deep Mancunian accent. As a Yank, I can drive for miles and accents don't really change unless you visit another region, but in Britain, you can drive just a few miles and the accents are completely different. I love the diversity of the UK.

    • @austinseven4720
      @austinseven4720 4 месяца назад

      Craig Charles is from Liverpool not Manchester. The vast majority of Scousers would be aggressively offended if anyone described them as Mancunian! 😂 There is a historical rivalry between the two cities that goes back to the Industrial Revolution and beyond.
      To be fair, Craig Charles accent is softer than most Liverpudlians and has no doubt been affected by years of filming both Red Dwarf and Coronation Street in and around Manchester. The way he rolls his Rs is a giveaway though. Very much more Scouse than Manc!

  • @danielappleton153
    @danielappleton153 10 лет назад +17

    You're a waffle - man ". He sounds like Ned Flanders.....

  • @jasmadams
    @jasmadams 7 месяцев назад

    I love that Rick & Morty recreated this with the butter passing bot.

  • @rogue4921
    @rogue4921 8 лет назад +5

    1:09 you should use my hp computer, it was drive you batty, when i replace it with a new one, i will take the old one and toss it into the sea where it will never be found grrrrrr.

  • @monicamattox72
    @monicamattox72 Год назад

    the talking TOASTER just classic...Lister falls for it every time such a SMEG HEAD :)

  • @MikeyMUnited
    @MikeyMUnited 7 лет назад +4

    White Hole is still my favourite episode. Mind you it was the one that really got me hooked on Red Dwarf.

    • @peterdefrankrijker
      @peterdefrankrijker 6 лет назад +2

      Exactly the same with me. I especially love the corridor scene when the power goes down, Kryten's daft speech and the decision to use him as a battering ram. Right up to "I'm fine, thank you, Susan." Classic.

    • @liddabean
      @liddabean 3 года назад +1

      So what is it?

  • @chindleymuffin
    @chindleymuffin 5 лет назад

    I love the fact that if you ask Amazon's Alexa if she wants any toast, she quotes Lister's line from this!

  • @phoenixman8569
    @phoenixman8569 4 года назад +3

    just a quick thought about this scene, I wonder how many takes it took Charles to ramble off correctly the list of foods that can be toasted, it sounds like a tough bit of fast dialog that would be hard to get right...

    • @medievalist
      @medievalist 3 года назад

      I love it's in alphabetical order :D

  • @BlakeTheGamblingHero
    @BlakeTheGamblingHero 3 месяца назад

    The toaster some time later: SOON THE WORLD WILL BURN BY THE POWER OF MY HEATING COILS!

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 8 лет назад +4

    howdy doodly doo

  • @benjaminA.stantonpun
    @benjaminA.stantonpun 2 года назад +1

    I played this on the highest playback speed setting and it was just 2 funny. 😆

  • @laurahildebrant6227
    @laurahildebrant6227 11 лет назад +3

    LOL I never even knew this show existed!! until someone i knew told me and also from watching an epiosde from Big Bang Theroy. So because i am a sci fi geeky girl i just had to google this crazy show and check it out. seems a bit slap stick and cheesy. I had wished i knew about the show when it was popular back in the day. Well better late then never. Guess i will watch it on RUclips or Hulu.

    • @christianfarmer
      @christianfarmer 11 лет назад

      I think it's all on Netflix.

    • @garply101
      @garply101 10 лет назад +7

      You're a sci-fan and you don't know about Red Dwarf? This is the best sci-fi sitcom ever made.

    • @christianfarmer
      @christianfarmer 10 лет назад +1

      And you should really listen to the Hitchhiker's Guide Radio Show, parts 1 & 2. They're from the 70's.

  • @Wodehousean
    @Wodehousean 5 лет назад +1

    I gotta confess, I love toast.

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 8 лет назад +5

    The voice of the toaster in series 1 was better.

    • @christianalanwilson434
      @christianalanwilson434 8 лет назад +6

      I can't imagine a more nerd-like and purist comment for ANY other show. And I love it.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 8 лет назад

      devospudc Why do you think it's nerd-like?

    • @linotheundead
      @linotheundead 8 лет назад

      Actually I think this voice is better. The original just sounded depressed whereas this guy nails how truly annoying he's supposed to be :)

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 8 лет назад +1

      +linotheundead I think his more high pitched voice in S1 was more annoying this voice just makes him sound like a door to door salesman

  • @wilshoko
    @wilshoko 16 лет назад

    i miss this i used to watch it every day
    after watching my family.pleaz bring this show back