(objection.lol) Is water wet?

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

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  • @BallChewer16
    @BallChewer16 4 года назад +5194

    Imagine being a detective your entire life to be hired to one court case asking if water is wet

    • @nathancarver7179
      @nathancarver7179 4 года назад +247

      I would be okay with this.
      Getting paid to argue about a subject I have an opinion on. Wonderful!

    • @ScoopOfButter
      @ScoopOfButter 4 года назад +18

      Hahahaha

    • @polynuclear2970
      @polynuclear2970 4 года назад +13

      @@nathancarver7179 Be a lawyer then lol

    • @cosmicsonicyt7555
      @cosmicsonicyt7555 4 года назад +39

      Imagine your first day of being a lawyer and the judge asks eveyone this...
      ARE YOU GAY

    • @destroyerofworlds4663
      @destroyerofworlds4663 4 года назад +4

      @@crimson-sz you're wet?

  • @alexchesbro
    @alexchesbro 4 года назад +13348

    I actually asked my science teacher about this once. He said that technically, a single molecule of water isn’t wet. but two molecules of water make each other wet. Therefore, MOST water is wet.

    • @alexrecrem9094
      @alexrecrem9094 4 года назад +2929

      I asked mine and every grade they just said "stop" in the most tired voice

    • @unh0lyillustratons
      @unh0lyillustratons 4 года назад +354

      Interesting

    • @CloverPandaQ
      @CloverPandaQ 4 года назад +125

      no you heathen

    • @andjelostrbulovic
      @andjelostrbulovic 4 года назад +1112

      Objection!
      Two molecules make each other wet, thats true, but that only prooves that the structure of water is wet, humans are 80% water and only our inside is wet and not our outside. Therefore only our structure is wet and not our outside, water only wets things, if you pour water on water you just increase the amount of water. The defense claims water ISN'T wet.

    • @CloverPandaQ
      @CloverPandaQ 4 года назад +84

      @@andjelostrbulovic FAX

  • @Melanie-lr
    @Melanie-lr 3 года назад +922

    Godot: **Has a infinite amount of coffee in his cup**

    • @GeraldoTheRat
      @GeraldoTheRat 3 года назад +57

      Phoenix: **takes one**
      Godot: HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT

    • @bellomy7478
      @bellomy7478 3 года назад +24

      Maybe he just takes *very smol sips*

    • @tubbytoes3005
      @tubbytoes3005 3 года назад +15

      @@bellomy7478 or, you know. One just magically slides toward him each time he smashes a cup on pheonix’s head

    • @cloaking111
      @cloaking111 3 года назад +16

      @@tubbytoes3005 nah, sometimes he gulps the coffee down for a few seconds for dramatic effect, putting the mug at an angle that would drain it.
      The amount of coffee is definitely limited, as when he tosses the it at someone it drains and we can see the bottom. Another mug mysteriously slides into his opened palm afterwards.
      I think we can safely conclude that the mug is magical in nature, but also that we need a spinoff game in which we follow Godots' life in prison in order to find out the nature of the phenomenon

    • @tubbytoes3005
      @tubbytoes3005 3 года назад +4

      @@cloaking111 thats really what I said. a cup of coffee slides towards him each time its offscreen or when its broken. the cup could just be slided over by an assistant.

  • @M0D776
    @M0D776 4 года назад +5233

    The script was well made ngl

    • @M0D776
      @M0D776 4 года назад +25

      @JuicySensei kinda odd ngl

    • @user-xf6ox6zx4w
      @user-xf6ox6zx4w 4 года назад +2

      .

    • @IfritBoi
      @IfritBoi 4 года назад +47

      fr it doesn't even feel like a meme

    • @purpleyoutubeguybelike6516
      @purpleyoutubeguybelike6516 4 года назад +8

      Click this: objection.lol

    • @GameerGuytheGrey
      @GameerGuytheGrey 4 года назад +24

      Except for the revised claim that " The surface of the water isn't wet" since the water on the surface is still in contact with other water molecules and therefore wet.
      The fact that this fallacy wasn't called out but instead worked around seems like an oversight.

  • @Agent-00F
    @Agent-00F 4 года назад +5086

    "What? Water doesn't make things wet!
    My body is roughly 60% water, and yet I've not been able to make a single person wet in my lifetime!"

  • @littletravelblog7589
    @littletravelblog7589 4 года назад +1756

    The lawyers during the whole video be like:
    **Drinking intensifies**

    • @vintprox
      @vintprox 3 года назад +29

      more wetting the organism

    • @y100900185
      @y100900185 3 года назад +6

      @@vintprox hol’ up

    • @shoyostoes3129
      @shoyostoes3129 3 года назад +7

      @@vintproxholywaterholywaterholywaterholywaterholywaterholywater

    • @mushroomgirl1
      @mushroomgirl1 3 года назад +13

      @@shoyostoes3129 is holy water wet?

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant 3 года назад +5

      coffee dehydrates you though so its not wet

  • @IDK098
    @IDK098 4 года назад +2934

    Once I was going to a pool and someone casually said "be careful, the water's wet"

    • @justcallmekai1554
      @justcallmekai1554 3 года назад +222

      "Be careful, something may be in the water." *smiles and walks off*

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 3 года назад +71

      You might slip on the water, it's wet

    • @chuunib
      @chuunib 3 года назад +17

      Water Is Solid

    • @putumban7738
      @putumban7738 3 года назад +12

      Boi was spittin’ straight FACTS!❗️

    • @cradabletemp972
      @cradabletemp972 3 года назад +22

      Wow, the water in my pool is dry.

  • @blikthepro972
    @blikthepro972 4 года назад +2452

    tbh its funnier when they are having mental breakdowns and not following normal procedures

    • @pogobod2128
      @pogobod2128 4 года назад +92

      this is an actual serious video lmao it’s about debating if water can be considered as wet or not isn’t that already clear

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 4 года назад +36

      @@pogobod2128 No, water is clear.

    • @pogobod2128
      @pogobod2128 4 года назад +9

      @@clickpause8732
      I google translated clear and I don’t get the joke

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 4 года назад +20

      @@pogobod2128 Water is transparent, which is a synonym of clear.

    • @Kami74159
      @Kami74159 4 года назад

      Excuse me what the fuck water isn't clear

  • @IsachuPlayziscool
    @IsachuPlayziscool 3 года назад +471

    I expected this to be some typical discord chat or forum page argument, but this is so much better and I think it's fits right in the AA universe

  • @Derxel
    @Derxel 4 года назад +1721

    This is science class, *BUT BETTER*

    • @Giorgios5536
      @Giorgios5536 3 года назад +41

      The two smart kids in science class be like

    • @hontoastman
      @hontoastman 3 года назад +5

      @@Giorgios5536 lol

    • @bennyafton7004
      @bennyafton7004 3 года назад +7

      Waaaaay better than science classes

    • @damiencurrency15
      @damiencurrency15 3 года назад +10

      No Objections!
      This is a science class I would LOVE to be a part of.

    • @dccojocaru
      @dccojocaru 3 года назад +2

      Can we make this comment ration the original commenter "pandad"?

  • @vosk143
    @vosk143 4 года назад +2311

    Next episode: “Is fire hot?”

    • @saifee7899
      @saifee7899 4 года назад +56

      Ye

    • @ToluDude
      @ToluDude 4 года назад +199

      Yes. Heat is tied to temperature, not fire. If something has a high temprature its hot.

    • @yesiam7120
      @yesiam7120 4 года назад +121

      @@ToluDude OBJECTION! there could be a cold fire. and "hot" isnt a specified temperature.

    • @cs0345
      @cs0345 4 года назад +100

      Hot is a subjective term. It's not really the fire making people feel hot, its our nerve cells reaction to the heat creating what we feel as hot. So fire can't be hot unless someone is there to feel it

    • @justsomeguywithatophat8502
      @justsomeguywithatophat8502 4 года назад +84

      @@yesiam7120 OBJECTION, there is no such thing as "cold fire". The lowest recorded is 200 to 300° which is still hot, and according to scientists, the body works best within a narrow range of body temperature- 36C to 37.5C

  • @ZenithExe-ff1fu
    @ZenithExe-ff1fu 3 года назад +1795

    “Water isn’t wet”
    My an intellectual:
    Then Water is *Dry*

    • @paradox_turtles2812
      @paradox_turtles2812 3 года назад +208

      He’s too powerful to be kept alive.

    • @rexyjp1237
      @rexyjp1237 3 года назад +45

      @@paradox_turtles2812 but dry is wet

    • @shigure_puriyuji
      @shigure_puriyuji 3 года назад +49

      Dry water exist

    • @Koi_Swirl
      @Koi_Swirl 3 года назад +51

      @@shigure_puriyuji thick water exists too.

    • @shigure_puriyuji
      @shigure_puriyuji 3 года назад +25

      @@Koi_Swirl yeah along with hard and soft

  • @rett064
    @rett064 4 года назад +373

    i literally screamed OH GOD when i read the title cus i just knew this one was gonna be CHAOTIC

  • @HardGuess
    @HardGuess 4 года назад +710

    "ACCORDNG TO WIKIPEDIA"
    Wright you lost me already lmfao

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 4 года назад +111

      Damn didn't know my teacher was here

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 года назад +36

      hi mr teacher man

    • @cupcqke8421
      @cupcqke8421 4 года назад +13

      wikipedia pages are just collections of sources made by like one person so it's understandable why a lot of people don't trust it

    • @helloworld5219
      @helloworld5219 4 года назад +37

      @@cupcqke8421 no everyone can make them but if you write something stupid it gets removed immediately.

    • @Noname-67
      @Noname-67 4 года назад +8

      @@helloworld5219 that's why trust worthy wikipedia articles show sources for each part, but it might be wrong and outdated

  • @lonesome3958
    @lonesome3958 3 года назад +122

    "The Question is: Is water wet?"
    One minute later:
    "Please call your first wittness"
    That escalated quickly

  • @qqb11ar
    @qqb11ar 4 года назад +1090

    *Welcome to another episode of:* *why is this in my recommended*

    • @DemarcusCousins_III
      @DemarcusCousins_III 3 года назад +22

      More like why does youtube know me so well

    • @theblueskyandrainbow
      @theblueskyandrainbow 3 года назад +3

      to me its more like oh no its another one of this again recommendation, but hey still loving it lmao

    • @kuri461
      @kuri461 3 года назад +7

      More like, another episode of searching up objection lol

    • @saturnknight4573
      @saturnknight4573 3 года назад +2

      RUclips kinda uses an algorithm to see what we like.

    • @derpdudtennoherelol4053
      @derpdudtennoherelol4053 3 года назад +8

      Another episode of: you fucking clicked on it thats why.

  • @autumn4442
    @autumn4442 4 года назад +1037

    OBJECTION! Since the surface molecules are touching water... *points finger* IT IS STILL WET! The example given by the defense is faulty because it ignores the fact that the inner molecules of the mug and the outer molecules of the mug are different. So, while only certain sides of the mug are wet, the entire molecules of those surfaces are also wet, just like the surface water molecules!
    Edit: After a long debate with BeelzebubFailure, we have come to an agreement. The following is a conclusion that we have both agreed upon, and that I feel sums up the debate well:
    Water, by itself and as a single molecule, is not intrinsically wet. It has no property that can make itself wet. However, water in the presence of other water molecules, given there is enough to consider some molecules as covered, those covered molecules become wet.

    • @Dctr-mg8km
      @Dctr-mg8km 4 года назад +74

      HOLD IT! The definition given by the prosecution asserts that to be considered "wet" the object has to be "covered or saturated with water or another liquid". Since the water molecules are in contact with air they cannot be fully covered in other water molecules. True the inside of the mug is wet, but that doesn't mean that the mug in its entirety is wet!

    • @TheStickCollector
      @TheStickCollector 4 года назад +40

      @@Dctr-mg8km HOLD IT! If the mug was underwater, there would be little to no air to separate the mug from the water, and ALL of the mug would be wet. Therefore, the water from the inside of the mug touches the water from the outside of the mug, making it W E T.

    • @2chill2bbored72
      @2chill2bbored72 4 года назад +28

      Yoshibro26 HOLD IT! THERES A GAP BETWEEN THE MOLECULES OF WATER. MEANING, THERES STILL AIR.

    • @thecabz2158
      @thecabz2158 4 года назад +34

      @@2chill2bbored72 HOLD IT
      Water is wet because i watch to much HENTAI
      AND U KNOW IT

    • @autumn64fromdeltarunechapter3
      @autumn64fromdeltarunechapter3 4 года назад +28

      @@thecabz2158 HOLD IT! Hentai is drawn, so it has nothing to do with this case!

  • @notcool7906
    @notcool7906 3 года назад +173

    Short answer: Yes
    Long answer: No

  • @kingblaze420
    @kingblaze420 4 года назад +970

    This is well done!

  • @HenryNotStick
    @HenryNotStick 4 года назад +190

    Everyone: Is water wet?
    Me: How tf godot teleported a mug of coffe to him?*

    • @strangerluvrr
      @strangerluvrr 3 года назад +9

      He used the force.

    • @LeSpaghet
      @LeSpaghet 3 года назад

      I still don’t know how he did that

    • @eobardthawn6903
      @eobardthawn6903 3 года назад

      @DB - 09SA 956706 Port Credit SS Although he burned Phoenix by throwing coffee at him? Lmao. I think that would at the very least revoke his coffee privileges In court. Furthermore, he could lose his job as well. However, thats only if the judge has an average IQ and not thirty points below average. Lol.

  • @thewildtigre3339
    @thewildtigre3339 3 года назад +156

    "Water makes things wet!"
    "Then it should make itself wet!"
    Is where this should have ended.

    • @IDK098
      @IDK098 3 года назад +4

      Yup.

    • @Aesieda
      @Aesieda 3 года назад +9

      In order for something to be considered wet, then it must also equally apply to the opposite scenario that it can be considered dry. Is there ever a case where water is dry? No, therefore, water isn't wet.
      Also, don't bother mentioning "dry water" since that's just a phrase describing something unrelated to actual water molecules.

    • @BappO-is-me
      @BappO-is-me 3 года назад +1

      @@Aesieda if water isnt wet then it is dry. There is no sugar coating it

    • @Aesieda
      @Aesieda 3 года назад +3

      @@BappO-is-me If something can be dry, it can also be wet. Water is neither dry nor wet, water is water.

    • @weshal5732
      @weshal5732 2 года назад +8

      @@Aesieda fire is dry but never wet

  • @thisisweirderthanyou9855
    @thisisweirderthanyou9855 4 года назад +349

    "the molecules were touching eachother"
    Physics: "am I a joke to you?"

    • @autumn4442
      @autumn4442 4 года назад +26

      Chemistry: "am I a joke to you?"

    • @木原篤郎-b4m
      @木原篤郎-b4m 4 года назад +92

      Well, if you say that the existence of a gap means they are not touching, then nothing is, therefore nothing can be wet. However, it should be obvious that what is commonly referred to as touching is, in fact, electron repulsion. Therefore, water molecules were indeed touching each other.

    • @s-b9ifjry7732
      @s-b9ifjry7732 3 года назад +31

      The repulsion of molecules creates the reaction that we know as touching

    • @ChristopherRu
      @ChristopherRu 3 года назад +1

      Social distancing ;-;

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 3 года назад

      @@木原篤郎-b4m yes he Said exactly that

  • @MB32904
    @MB32904 4 года назад +134

    "is water wet?"
    the judge five minutes later: *chuckles* I am in danger

  • @sesilliasandra2820
    @sesilliasandra2820 4 года назад +418

    "According to this Wikipedia article..."
    Teacher be like:
    "OBJECTION! Wikipedia is not a valid source, therefore his statement is invalid!"

    • @sorensharp4377
      @sorensharp4377 4 года назад +8

      Wikipedia is the law of the universe!

    • @shantysencion8069
      @shantysencion8069 4 года назад +5

      I was expecting them to say that too 😂

    • @hewhomustnotbenamed5912
      @hewhomustnotbenamed5912 4 года назад +11

      @@sorensharp4377 agreed.
      Most people just don't know about the history function and the citations. Being able to see the past versions of a Wikipedia article and the citations makes my mind at rest since it would be significantly harder for a random editor to get away with a lie.
      I've only encountered one mistake (not lie) that I knew myself was wrong. It was a simple error where the time period in part of the article implied a different end point of said time then what was later stated in the article.
      And guess what. I just edited the time period to be correct (the point in time was correct).

    • @getspidered9757
      @getspidered9757 4 года назад

      HOLD IT, THATS WHERE EVERYONE GETS THEIR INFORMATION FROM.

  • @willmunoz1638
    @willmunoz1638 4 года назад +37

    I love when the judge just said "ehh at this point I don't even know what water is" 🤣😂😆

  • @DinIsSoCool12
    @DinIsSoCool12 3 года назад +7

    "Today I will finally prove to all the heathens who doubt what should be a universally accepted fact:"
    *CHUGS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMMOROW*

  • @_saphrogy_9623
    @_saphrogy_9623 4 года назад +273

    This comment started out as a random comment, but I actually ended up coming up with a solid conclusion. So, if you want to read the TL;DR, it's there at the end. I suggest those who do read through my bullshit to read the TL;DR too, since I made one minor tweak to my conclusion. I'm very confident in my conclusion.
    I came here with the opinion that water isn't wet and it just makes other things wet, but came out thinking water is wet because it's making itself wet, but a singular water molecule on its own isn't wet. Wait a sec... Ok ok wait. Water itself isn't wet. It's other water that makes it wet. Then again, wetness is a quality of an object that isn't provided by itself, but by another substance, specifically a liquid. When I hold a wet object, it isn't the object itself that makes it wet, nor the liquid, it's the fact that the liquid is touching the object. In this case, you would call the object wet, but not the liquid wet. Technically, that doesn't bar the liquid from ever being considered wet. What happens when two liquids touch each other? Well, if you are willing to call a liquid an object, then it is wet. Wait. Object. Is liquid an object? Holy shit wait. I was about to conclude my thought, but now I have another. Ok, I'll conclude my thought, and then move on. If a liquid touches another liquid, possibly itself, then it is technically wet. If you have one lone liquid molecule, then it is not wet. Therefore, the answer to the question "Is water wet?" Is purely conditional, depending on if there are at least two water molecules touching each other. I rest my case. Now to ask if water is an object. Ok, so I searched up the definition of object, and water is an object. I rest my case, again.
    TL;DR: A water molecule being wet is purely conditional. A water molecule is only wet when it is being touched by one or more liquid molecules. I rest my case.
    But, if you want to go really specific, then nothing can be wet. Technically, according to a vsauce video I watched over a year ago and barely have any memory of, nothing is touching each other, so nothing can be wet. But, avoiding that random thing, since nobody's gonna get out of a pool soaked in water and argue that they're not wet, I stick with my original conclusion.

    • @tobie_one_kenobie2653
      @tobie_one_kenobie2653 4 года назад +11

      A single water molecule can't even be considered a liquid. Therefore water, in liquid form, is always wet

    • @digaddog6099
      @digaddog6099 4 года назад +6

      Two thoughts. First, is a molecule not always touching itself?
      Second, the reasoning that says nothing is touching itself redefines touching, it does not disprove the concept. Now, touching simply means making objects interact in close proximity such that they can not pass through each other

    • @WinCla
      @WinCla 4 года назад +3

      what the actual... wh... uh.. i can't read that i'm too lazy.

    • @BossuJmek2k18
      @BossuJmek2k18 4 года назад +5

      OBJECTION You said that for something to be wet, it must be touched by *another* liquid. That means that if two water molecules touch each other they do not makes each other wet, that is because those two would basically form a bigger volume of water and thus making it the same liquid therefore not being any *another* liquid touching the original water molecules. So in conclusion i think that most liquids by themselves ( and some even in combination with each other because they combine ) are not wet. But if it's something as let's say water and oil, then yes you could call oil wet. This concludes my case

    • @beansnsteakmakepeoplequake8821
      @beansnsteakmakepeoplequake8821 4 года назад +1

      U

  • @tonyhakston536
    @tonyhakston536 4 года назад +245

    *_OBJECTION!_*
    I’m afraid all the water molecules touching is _scientifically impossible._
    Touch, as we understand it, is when the boundaries of two objects are in the same location... however, molecules _don’t have boundaries!_

    • @dumblenutz5561
      @dumblenutz5561 4 года назад +61

      @@timfoil big brain

    • @helloworld5219
      @helloworld5219 4 года назад +12

      @@timfoil help my brain is exploding

    • @robocatssj3theofficial
      @robocatssj3theofficial 4 года назад +7

      @Hello World Molecules do not connect entirely. Things called Electrons repel the two, like anything, while we still feel the touch. And if we can be considered set through the repelling, then water can still be wet going by the same definition.

    • @robocatssj3theofficial
      @robocatssj3theofficial 4 года назад +1

      @Hello World Wet*

    • @helloworld5219
      @helloworld5219 4 года назад +1

      @@robocatssj3theofficial wut

  • @cynth8555
    @cynth8555 4 года назад +98

    Nobody:
    This entire video: G U L P G U L P G U L P

    • @LeSpaghet
      @LeSpaghet 3 года назад +3

      (Drinking sounds) YOU WOULD DO THAT TOO IF YOU WERE ADDICTED TO CUSTOM MADE COLUMBIAN COFFEE!!

    • @kajca63
      @kajca63 2 года назад +1

      I may have a dirty mind because I thought of something else when I saw this comment

  • @pheonyxior_5082
    @pheonyxior_5082 4 года назад +391

    I think something wet is something that could be dry. Clothes can be wet or dry. Water can't be dry. Therefore, to call it wet doesn't make sense, since it won't ever be dry.

    • @AlexS-sc3gb
      @AlexS-sc3gb 4 года назад +16

      What about ice?

    • @pheonyxior_5082
      @pheonyxior_5082 4 года назад +69

      @@AlexS-sc3gb I don't know what you mean exactly but dry ice is solid carbon dyoxide, it's not water.

    • @jomillen5131
      @jomillen5131 4 года назад +27

      even if it won't ever get dry, it's still wet

    • @albertkops2459
      @albertkops2459 4 года назад +12

      So when water evaporates and leaves impurities that were dissolved in the water, are they wet despite being indistinguishable while water is present?

    • @mushroom6088
      @mushroom6088 4 года назад +22

      it cant get dry so it cant be wet??? that is the shittiest arguement ive ever seen

  • @lankyboi2521
    @lankyboi2521 4 года назад +738

    water isn’t wet because a liquid can’t saturate or cover itself. if i attempted to pour water on water, it would just create a larger amount of water

    • @engineergaming9188
      @engineergaming9188 4 года назад +71

      can you prove that you didn't make it wetter?

    • @SnekkySnek
      @SnekkySnek 4 года назад +144

      @@engineergaming9188 can you prove that they *did* make it wetter?

    • @fgvcosmic6752
      @fgvcosmic6752 4 года назад +44

      Pour oil on water. Is it wet now?

    • @lankyboi2521
      @lankyboi2521 4 года назад +22

      @FGV Cosmic
      sure

    • @SnekkySnek
      @SnekkySnek 4 года назад +36

      @@fgvcosmic6752 no because oil floats on water

  • @lilromeo615videosowner5
    @lilromeo615videosowner5 2 года назад +5

    I love how simple questions with a yes or no answer turn into a full blown court discussion and argument

  • @jamzilla960
    @jamzilla960 4 года назад +102

    Wet is a loosely defined word, and implies liquid covering something, to call liquid in its self not wet is a fallacy of definision not of reality.

    • @digaddog6099
      @digaddog6099 4 года назад

      Then what is your definition?

    • @TsarofTrolling
      @TsarofTrolling 4 года назад +2

      @@digaddog6099 something's wet if it feels wet

    • @ImNotEpix
      @ImNotEpix 4 года назад +3

      @@TsarofTrolling exactly which means water is wet

    • @syundown6005
      @syundown6005 4 года назад +4

      Exactly, adjectives don't define the root word itself. Flames can't be burnt.

    • @ImNotEpix
      @ImNotEpix 4 года назад +3

      @@syundown6005 they can

  • @mundane3809
    @mundane3809 4 года назад +11

    _"...at this point i don't even know what water is."_
    LMFAOOOOO that was good

  • @unstoppable6249
    @unstoppable6249 3 года назад +48

    Here’s my issue with the whole water is wet argument.
    Many that side with water is wet use that a single water molecule touching another single water molecule makes the water wet. But wetness doesn’t just talk about water molecules and applies to literally ANY liquid substance. (Most have water molecules in them) but if you were to put your hand in melted iron (ignoring that your hand is probably burning off if you actually did this) when you took your hand out it would be considered wet despite no water being present. So just water having the ability to make something wet isn’t considering actual rules of chemistry and a bunch of other complicated boogaloo.
    Wetness is defined as “the ability of a liquid to adhere to the surface of a solid, so when we say that something is wet, we mean that the liquid is sticking to the surface of a material.” Water doesn’t adhere to itself because that’s a whole different definition entirely called cohesiveness. Which is literally just liquid preferring to stick with liquid of the same substance. “Cohesive forces are attractive forces within the liquid that cause the molecules in the liquid to prefer to stick together.” What makes something wet is a ratio balance between cohesiveness and adhesion. If the adhesion is greater than the cohesiveness then it becomes wet. But if cohesiveness is greater than adhesion then it’s actually dry. Which water has EXTREMELY strong cohesiveness so water is actually dry and not wet.
    scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=6097

    • @myau9912
      @myau9912 3 года назад +6

      How the hell did you go from "Wetness is defined as “the ability of a liquid to adhere to the surface of a solid, " and then arrive at "Water doesn’t adhere to itself, thus it's not wet?" By the first definition you just gave, water has wetness because it's a liquid that adheres to a surface...and then you just completely forgot that water is a liquid that sticks to things in the next sentence and called it dry.

    • @unstoppable6249
      @unstoppable6249 3 года назад +1

      @@myau9912, water sticking to itself is cohesion not adhesion.

    • @myau9912
      @myau9912 3 года назад +4

      @@unstoppable6249 That's nice, but it adheres to other things with its wetness.

    • @unstoppable6249
      @unstoppable6249 3 года назад +2

      @@myau9912, it adheres to other things, but what determines if a liquid is dry or wet is the ratio between adhesion and cohesion. If it is more adhesive than it is cohesive then it would be wet. If it is more cohesive than adhesive it is not wet.
      Water is much much more cohesive than it is adhesive, if you've ever watched water roll down a window you'd notice that while yes it is sticking to the window it is following the same path as the water droplet before it that had left some water in its trail.
      Sometimes it breaks off and then hits a dry spot on the window before getting back on the "water trail" but this is because the droplet gets to heavy and loses its tension. (Something that is an entirely different subject)

    • @myau9912
      @myau9912 3 года назад +1

      @@unstoppable6249 Good thing wetness has different levels then. Though I dont know why the fuck Im wasting time arguing with someone who says water is dry.

  • @bloodraider9591
    @bloodraider9591 4 года назад +29

    Godot drank so much coffee his throat stopped working

  • @Heregoesnuttin
    @Heregoesnuttin 4 года назад +27

    Are we NOT gonna talk about how they're drinking from the same freaking cup of coffee?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?

    • @jalma9643
      @jalma9643 3 года назад +5

      That Sound really *Gay*

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 3 года назад

      You see the amount of coffee he'll ever have is "§" so it makes sense.

  • @byjohan832
    @byjohan832 3 года назад +7

    It began with "Is water wet?" To "Let's get te old man"
    Now i'm worring about him

  • @cardboardcutout465
    @cardboardcutout465 4 года назад +8

    I can't even remember what side I'm on for this one-

  • @michaelb2948
    @michaelb2948 4 года назад +5

    It was truly remarkable how he calmly argued that the outside of the cup was indeed not wet as the coffee had not touched that part, whereas the rest of us would’ve been too dumbfounded by the accusation to offer a rebuttal.

  • @tripple-a6031
    @tripple-a6031 3 года назад +14

    The moment The Fragrance of Dark Coffee kicks in ♪ ♥

  • @rustyshackle8000
    @rustyshackle8000 4 года назад +8

    I've had this exact argument with my brother before.

  • @charlesthompson9722
    @charlesthompson9722 4 года назад +10

    They should rename this to "RUclips arguments in a nutshell"

    • @tantris2876
      @tantris2876 3 года назад

      Nah this is a better title because it had a purpose of being a debate and not just some random RUclips argument and RUclips arguments aren’t like this, they’re way more toxic

  • @KemoTherapy69
    @KemoTherapy69 4 года назад +20

    “Water makes things wet”
    My girlfriend: *insert monkey puppet meme*

  • @c0metst0rm42
    @c0metst0rm42 3 года назад +3

    The argument: is water wet?
    me looking at the coffee mugs: the real question is, are they even drinking it?

  • @OrphanedBee
    @OrphanedBee 4 года назад +29

    0:38 How did you do that-

  • @himanbam
    @himanbam 3 года назад +1

    Fire isn't hot. It just makes things hot.

  • @Snas-nm2ij
    @Snas-nm2ij 3 года назад +5

    Phoenix should’ve said “YOU CANT HAVE DRY WATER”

    • @Shane-5229
      @Shane-5229 3 года назад +1

      You can, it exists.

    • @antoniomolina3612
      @antoniomolina3612 3 года назад +2

      @@Shane-5229 that silica water isn’t “dry water” it the most true/literal definition. They only call it that because it’s water and it appears to be dry. But underneath every silica coating the droplet, the liquid water is still there.

    • @antoniomolina3612
      @antoniomolina3612 3 года назад

      Btw, this statement, if you’re smart, debunks the entire “water is wet” argument. It’s so dumb. If i hire somebody, I should ask them if water is wet, and if they say yes then I know they have no critical thinking skills and I won’t hire them lol.

  • @GnomeMemer1
    @GnomeMemer1 4 года назад +6

    man that guy with the white hair really loves his coffee

  • @BoulderBlockBrick
    @BoulderBlockBrick 3 года назад +1

    Water is the noun, and wet is its verb.
    A lion is not a roar, but it roars.
    Water is not wet but it makes things wet once in contact.

    • @grooviestglobe4907
      @grooviestglobe4907 3 года назад

      That's like saying fire isn't hot but
      Makes things hot

  • @ashtonlewis4814
    @ashtonlewis4814 4 года назад +20

    The definition of wet is inadequate. We do not apply the label “wet” to a liquid because of this exact problem: it makes no sense. Therefore, I propose a revision to the definition of the word “wet”:
    Describing a SOLID covered or saturated by water or another liquid.
    Thereby, at the molecular level, the word “wet” no longer applies because the state of matter of a substance is a property of many molecules acting together - solids are locked structures of molecules, liquids are loose associations, and gases looser associations still. Therefore, a single molecule of water is neither solid, liquid, or gas, and because it is not liquid, it cannot make other things wet, so water cannot make itself wet.
    You could claim that at the molecular level each molecule can be treated as a solid, but in that case because every molecule would be treated as solid there would be no agent to make other things wet.
    Ergo water is not wet because a) it is not a solid, and b) on the molecular level there is no such thing as states of matter. QED

  • @VimyGlide
    @VimyGlide 4 года назад +40

    merriam-webster defines "wet" as: consisting of, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)
    by this definition, all water is wet, as water consists of itself, a liquid
    by stricter definitions such as google, almost all water is wet, as even if a single molecule of water is not inherently wet, multiple water molecules cover each other in water, which is a liquid, ergo the water becomes wet. it may not be completely covered by water but it doesn't have to be - you don't want until your entire shirt is drenched with water before you say it's wet, you say it's wet when you get water on it
    ergo by the strictest definitions, for all but highly specific (and likely purely scientific) contexts, water is wet. by less strict definitions, water is inherently wet.

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 4 года назад +2

      @@TheChlanders i mean if you wanna go there then nothing can ever be wet because molecules never actually touch to begin with
      like i said, outside of highly specific and almost exclusively scientific contexts, water basically touches and thus is wet. you kind of just proved my point

    • @VimyGlide
      @VimyGlide 4 года назад +1

      @@montomotry5378 yeah, then water is wet, i agree

  • @zenxid
    @zenxid 4 года назад +4

    I just realized judge in trilogy is so older than judge on spirit of justice and dual destinies that look younger

  • @bluesky_cupy5158
    @bluesky_cupy5158 4 года назад +4

    0:27 *chugging coffee aggressively*

  • @Classic_Gz79
    @Classic_Gz79 3 года назад +1

    I just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching an argument about is water wet or no
    and i have 0 regrets

  • @ukyt5802
    @ukyt5802 4 года назад +8

    The real question is how did he get a coffee mug out of thin air

    • @LeSpaghet
      @LeSpaghet 3 года назад

      Yes I’m thinking the same thing. in fact I’m building a case against Phoenix to sue him for breaking the laws of physics

  • @BlazydayZ
    @BlazydayZ 4 года назад +8

    Bro how many coffee does this guy have? And who keeps giving him more?!

  • @TsunayoshiSawada469
    @TsunayoshiSawada469 4 года назад +2

    It's the fact that it looks like they're sipping from the same coffee mug

  • @stubetsgamer8288
    @stubetsgamer8288 4 года назад +4

    Plot twist: Mr. Godot 'Coffee' is beer

  • @seannotshawnorshaun_
    @seannotshawnorshaun_ 4 года назад +4

    Objection!
    The definition of water is touching or SATURATED with water, and water itself is 100% saturated with water, therefore, water is wet.

    • @deltainfinium869
      @deltainfinium869 4 года назад +2

      OBJECTION! The definition of saturated is, according to google "holding as much water or moisture as can be absorbed; thoroughly soaked."
      However, water cannot absorb water, therefore could never be wet.

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 3 года назад

      @@deltainfinium869 water has to, even in solid form, be wet, because of *dry ice* which is ice... *THAT CONTAINS NO WATER!!!*. Dry ice implies the existence of wet ice, which is what normal ice is! Because of that, each water molecule should act as a container for all other water molecules too!

  • @denizhaspolat1239
    @denizhaspolat1239 Месяц назад +1

    I can already sense the susness in the sugondese nuts recommendation by the title

  • @nolanadkins6821
    @nolanadkins6821 3 года назад +3

    This is like Science just really intense

  • @therunnahh
    @therunnahh 8 дней назад +3

    4:04 how about the 2nd layer??

  • @jackys_handle
    @jackys_handle Год назад +1

    "I don't even know what water is anymore" he's got a point

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 3 года назад +4

    At first I thought water isn’t wet itself, but makes things wet...
    But then I realized, *how can water make other things wet if it isn’t wet itself?*

    • @lintyscorpion2692
      @lintyscorpion2692 3 года назад

      The same way that fire sets other things on fire, but isn't itself on fire

    • @theaviator1152
      @theaviator1152 3 года назад +1

      @@lintyscorpion2692 Fire burns what it touches yeah? And fire touches itself? Therefore fire is burnt.

    • @lintyscorpion2692
      @lintyscorpion2692 3 года назад

      @@theaviator1152 No to be burned is to be damaged or injured by heat/fire. It's possible to touch fire without being burned. It can burn, but isn't itself burned.

    • @theaviator1152
      @theaviator1152 3 года назад +2

      @@lintyscorpion2692 Okay, perhaps in that sense ‘burnt’ isn’t the correct word, but one definition of ‘burn’ is ‘be in flames.’ So in that sense, fire is burning as in ‘producing flames and heat while consuming a material such as coal or wood’ AND as in ‘being in flames.’
      Therefore fire is *burnt* in multiple definitions (including the one of being in flames, which is the one relevant to my argument).

    • @lintyscorpion2692
      @lintyscorpion2692 3 года назад

      @@theaviator1152 It is only burning in the verb action, which is completely different then being burnt itself. Burning meaning it is burning something else. Which is completely irrelevant to my original statement. Water isn't wet the same reason that fire isn't on fire.

  • @dreamedcar12345
    @dreamedcar12345 4 года назад +4

    0:47
    super sayain wario

  • @featheranimates7562
    @featheranimates7562 3 года назад +1

    Everyone's talking about water while I'm sitting here wondering how petty you'd have to be to end a friendship over a water is wet debate.

  • @cosmicexobyte6820
    @cosmicexobyte6820 4 года назад +10

    What if I said water was moist?

  • @KuroboshiHadar
    @KuroboshiHadar 4 года назад +35

    "Scientific" answer:
    Something is wet if it is saturated in water, for example, a napkin with a drop of water in it is a little wet, in one spot. Let's say, the mass proportion of napkin-water is 100:1. If you soak it in water, it's very wet, let's say 1:1. At some point, there is more water than napkin, if you leave it submerged in a bucket, the proportion might be 1:10. Then, if you submerge a small napkin in the whole-ass ocean, you'd say it's absurdly wet, the proportion would be something like 1:1 trillion or something. Basically, as the proportion of thing-water gets smaller and smaller, it becomes wetter and wetter. To the point where it would be so small, it'd be basically zero. So, if the proportion of thing-water is zero, you'd have just water. So pure water is the wettest of substances. QED.

    • @strangerluvrr
      @strangerluvrr 3 года назад +2

      Why do i feel so tired...?

    • @MagicToadSlime
      @MagicToadSlime 3 года назад +4

      Objection!
      The napkin stops being "wet" as defined long before it hits "zero" saturation. It would become napkin bits, then napkin particles, diluting into the water and becoming soup. Water doesn't wet itself, it can't touch itself or saturate itself.

    • @Buphido
      @Buphido 3 года назад +7

      REVISION!
      An object does not get "wetter" as it is surrounded by more water per se, it technically gets wetter as the substance gets saturated with water up to a maximum amount. A tissue submerged in the ocean is not wetter than a tissue submerged in the bathtub. And, by the very nature of wetness, a wet, with water saturated substance will still contain that water as it is raised out of the water, as the water will cling to it, making it wet in the first place. This is difficult to simulate with water, as raising a ball of water out of a bathtub without outside interference is nigh impossible. Or so it would seem, since attempting this in an area without the influence of gravity will lead to the water forming a big floating ball of itself due to the surface tension of water, which implies the substance in question in fact retaining the water it was soaked in and being wet. So water, as a substance absorbing the water it is soaked in instead of repelling it, is wet.

    • @DarkKnight-ty7mm
      @DarkKnight-ty7mm 3 года назад +2

      But everything has a specific capacity to absorb water. So it will stop at some point that's why the ratio won't be zero.
      Only if I understood whatever you wrote correctly since my phy and chem are drowning after lackdown.

    • @MediHusky
      @MediHusky 3 года назад +1

      Which is more wet, fresh or salt water.

  • @FallAlt405
    @FallAlt405 3 года назад +2

    Water is Water.

  • @GabrielTheMagolorMain
    @GabrielTheMagolorMain 4 года назад +4

    Why objection.lol is a gift from god in 6 minutes or less
    1: This video
    2: This entire channel

  • @ya.thegoat8795
    @ya.thegoat8795 3 года назад +5

    you know what else is wet?
    the sea!

  • @eraseralper2401
    @eraseralper2401 Месяц назад +1

    so, the water IS NOT wet. water MAKES things WET. OBJECTION!!

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick 4 года назад +6

    Let’s say I poured some water into a mug, about halfway full. If I pour some more water into that mug, does the water that was already there become more saturated? No. It’s just a larger sum of water. Also, it is impossible for water to cover itself, because water will always adapt to its surroundings and take on new forms. Water isn’t layered, like solids. It’s one mass of a certain amount of water. Therefore, because it does not cover or saturate itself, _water is not wet!_

    • @pedobearthebeast4939
      @pedobearthebeast4939 4 года назад +1

      If I put an apple in a bucket of water and it is saturated with water and then I pour more water in the bucket, has the apple become more saturated? No, because it’s already been saturated with as much water as currently possible, as would be the water molecules in the water.

    • @gamecrab1015
      @gamecrab1015 4 года назад

      Pedobear TheBeast then why wouldn’t the molecules repel the rest of the water like the apple does

    • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
      @Connor_Kirkpatrick 4 года назад

      But that argument doesn’t make sense on a molecular level, because that would imply that everything covers itself at all times.

    • @kiwi_2_official
      @kiwi_2_official Год назад

      can you prove the pre existing mass isnt wet already

  • @beuh8752
    @beuh8752 4 года назад +21

    Is oil oily?

    • @BURNTOASTSR
      @BURNTOASTSR 4 года назад +3

      Oh NO 😬😬😬😬

    • @darkmiku2483
      @darkmiku2483 4 года назад

      i mean people don't call oil oily , but if oil is found on their face , they would say the face is oily.

    • @_MNF__
      @_MNF__ 4 года назад

      Bruh this questions hit harder

    • @fikrifajarullah8489
      @fikrifajarullah8489 4 года назад

      ah shoot here we go again

    • @scottishscott3536
      @scottishscott3536 4 года назад

      "Ah shit, here we go again"

  • @ThereIsNoSpoon678
    @ThereIsNoSpoon678 3 года назад +1

    I love that this topic keeps getting revisited with new arguments.

  • @agenti4734
    @agenti4734 4 года назад +5

    "Water molecules are touching each other"
    Me, who knows that there is space between molecules: You may have outsmarted me but I have outsmarted your outsmarting

    • @kirtil5177
      @kirtil5177 4 года назад +1

      by same logic nothing is wet, because everything is made of molecules that all have space between each other

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 4 года назад

      @@kirtil5177 yeah but I don't think water is wet. If they truly were toucing each other they would be considered wet. Also, water can't be wet if it can't be dry

    • @kirtil5177
      @kirtil5177 4 года назад

      @@agenti4734 sinces molecules cant truly contact each other, touching just means pushing molecules at each other until they repel each other because of the 'Pauli Exclusion Principle'.
      that means 2 or more molecules of water 'touching' each other makes both of them wet, and a single water molecule is dry

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 4 года назад

      @@kirtil5177 but can water be dry?

    • @kirtil5177
      @kirtil5177 4 года назад

      @@agenti4734 yeah as i said technically a single random molecule of water is dry, as long as it doesnt have other water molecules next to it

  • @g_vost
    @g_vost 4 года назад +13

    for an object to be wet, the object would need to be able to be covered in a liquid. if the object is fluid in any manner, being in a non-solid state of matter, it wouldn't be able to be covered in a liquid, as the liquid would be moved through the object. therefore, as a liquid, water is not capable of being made wet by any type of liquid, including itself.

    • @KadRSP
      @KadRSP 4 года назад +1

      OBJECTION!
      You can cover a liquid with another liquid. For example, oil will not pass through water, but will instead stay atop it, therefore covering it!

  • @thegreatchaos13
    @thegreatchaos13 10 месяцев назад +1

    One quote to finish it all: "If you cover water with water it just becomes more water. The water isn't wet"

  • @yh3617
    @yh3617 3 года назад +2

    After a lot of research, the question "is water wet?" is finally solved.... the answer is "yes, water is wet", the proof is: if you put water into a closed container, and you put anything on the container, say for example.... a banana, and leave it there in the %100 dry room for like 2 hours, you will find that the banana is wet, that's because water vapor got into the banana, and water is not just the Liquid, the solid water (ice) and the air water (water vapor) are also waters.... another proof is that when you touch ice (the solid water) your hands would get wet, and just like what i said, water is water no matter what state of object it is, that leaves us with one explanation, that is... water is wet. case closed, your honor.

    • @mattalevine
      @mattalevine 3 года назад +2

      OBJECTION!!
      Ice is a solid, and therefore can't be wet! The only reason ice feels wet is because...
      Your own thermal energy melts the surface of the ice!

    • @henrystickmin473
      @henrystickmin473 3 года назад

      @@mattalevine I approve this message

    • @guntherbgunnerson8989
      @guntherbgunnerson8989 3 года назад

      OBJECTION! ice starts melting at practically any slightly warm temperature anyway without anyone touching it and yes you could put it in a fridge or freezer but that's man made which won't last forever so when it runs out the ice will melt at normal temperature because it's natural for ice to go WET then turn to water. But your probably going to object with what about freezing areas on the planet and my answer to that is... GLOBAL WARMING!

    • @mattalevine
      @mattalevine 3 года назад

      HOLD IT! The transfer of thermal energy isn't an instant process - if the ice is cold enough, you'd be able to touch it for enough time to feel that it's NOT WET before it starts melting! (Granted it'd probably be a bit painful to touch something that cold for long)

    • @guntherbgunnerson8989
      @guntherbgunnerson8989 3 года назад

      (shakes head) yes that may be true but the ice would have to be extremely cold for it to last long at all. when you get a glass of water or another substance with ice in it you can see that the ice slowly shrinks. But if it were a complete solid it would take much longer to desolve. therefore ice is partially liquid even in solid form!

  • @markob8934
    @markob8934 Год назад +1

    OBJECTION! Water isn’t wet nor dry

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Is heat hot"

  • @Noubodi
    @Noubodi 3 года назад +1

    I wrote this comment to say:
    Water is an outdated autopsy report

  • @Alexifeu
    @Alexifeu 2 месяца назад +2

    A fluid like water is only wet from the perspective of the surface it interacts with. This took me 1 minute to google.

  • @camreyes1819
    @camreyes1819 3 года назад +1

    Water isn’t wet, just like fire isn’t burnt

  • @sephiroth8575
    @sephiroth8575 3 года назад +1

    ZVARRI. The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me. Water... and it is indeed wet..

  • @dr.reggman
    @dr.reggman Год назад +1

    I love how formal it is compared to other objection.lols

  • @crazfoshlam4320
    @crazfoshlam4320 3 года назад +1

    We need a freaking drinking competition.

  • @honey_Badger4123
    @honey_Badger4123 3 года назад +1

    Everyone: *argues whatever water is wet or not*
    Me: *WATER IS WATER!*

  • @ly_lh09
    @ly_lh09 Год назад +1

    Fun experience for yall: watch this as soon as you wake up, or just early in the morning a few minutes after waking up. These videos make you doubt everything in it's place and it's the wildest trip you can have withput getting high.

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 года назад +1

    Being wet implies the possibility of being dry. Water can't be dry, therefore it isn't wet either. It is in a permanent state of moisture because it's water, a liquid that makes things wet.

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 3 года назад +1

      @Nobody Pepe Dry ice isn't water though

    • @haihuynh8772
      @haihuynh8772 3 года назад

      @Nobody Pepe “Dry ice” isn’t water. It’s frozen nitrogen or carbon dioxide, whichever it is.

  • @MegaOmarPena
    @MegaOmarPena 3 года назад

    The Judge did the right thing. If the argument had reach a conclusion on either side it would have caused a war of unspeakable proportions.

  • @fantastic_fern9135
    @fantastic_fern9135 3 года назад +1

    Water is wet as long as there is more than one water molecule touching

  • @Ima_Ball
    @Ima_Ball 10 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact: Water is not wet only something that interacts with it is wet
    To put it simply: If a liquid and solid meet the solid is wet, but if a liquid meets another liquid it cant be wet

  • @RandomZex
    @RandomZex 3 года назад +1

    Some say these people aren't finished drinking their coffee yet 😲😲

  • @doreicorpze9939
    @doreicorpze9939 2 года назад

    Had The Judge let this play out for another 5 minutes, Somebodies gonna be Throwing Hands from Across the Room.

  • @t.r1nit.y
    @t.r1nit.y 3 года назад

    I literally live for the characters saying *OBJECTION*

  • @TK-657
    @TK-657 5 месяцев назад +2

    They should have mentioned that single water molecules are not wet because they have no water around them that is completely unarguable.

  • @antoniomolina3612
    @antoniomolina3612 3 года назад +2

    This is a long one but I have to get this out there. There is a contradiction even in Gadots revised claim, that the surface of water isn’t wet but the rest of it is. The definition of wet is “covered or saturated with water or liquid.” 1) if he is saying the water is wet except for the outside, that means he’s saying only the inside is wet which renders the “covered” part of the argument useless. Which means he is implying that water is saturating itself to make itself wet, but this is also a contradiction. To saturate something i.e. in water you must also be able to unsaturated it, or remove saturation. This is impossible to remove the saturation from water itself. If you continue to try and remove water from itself then the water ceases to exist. Thus making it impossible for water to saturate itself. Therefore, WATER IS NOT WET.