Hoping 2024 Is Not Mid
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2024
- It’s 2024 and we still don’t have flying cars. The Pope called for a universal ban on surrogacy, there was a riot in a New York Jewish center over an illegal 50-foot tunnel, and the Peregrine mission to the moon is a failure (probably because the earth is flat and the rocket hit the firmament). There’s also a Bible verse of the week and there’s a birthday at the Bee!
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Timestamps
0:00 Go to JOINADF.COM/BEE
1:03 Introduction
2:53 Kyle's Son and the Temple of Doom
5:28 News of the Week
5:38 NOTW - Pope calls for Surrogacy Ban
16:15 NOTW - Secret Tunnels found under Synagogue
22:00 NOTW - Lunar Landing Technical Failure
25:51 Bible Verse of the Week
29:56 Visit JOINADF.COM/BEE
30:56 Hype or Nype?
1:02:12 - Kyle's Birthday / Outro
Bring back Adam!
Rehire Adam! And Ethan!
But Adam ruins everything...
This Adam is pretty funny though
Sad to hear Adam is gone😢
Man! You guys started off the convo deep today! Good stuff. So happy for another Podcast 🥳.
I firmly agree with Emma and Brandon on the IVF/surrogacy discussion.
The bee is awesome as always
My kids hear me laughing out loud and look over at me like, “oh…listening to Babylon Bee again?” Love you guys; these laughs were much needed. Keep ‘em coming. 👌
Octomom was a result of IVF. Our son was in the NICU when she had the octuplets. It was an awful situation.
Im glad Emma had the boldness to say in-n-out fries are not good. Rom 1:16
Sad
Brandon Sanderson is one of the best current authors out there. Mistborn series, Reckoners, Way of Kings, etc. All awesome!
Tunnels in synagogues and Gaza. Beware if your floor starts speaking Yiddish or Arabic.
Uninspired. Uninspiring. But a fair amount of snark…so there’s that.
To be honest I'd totally take Mid Year right about now after the last 3 we've had. Remember No News, is Good News after all.
That last phrase had me rolling- Travis, how did you know i was watching?
Here in Tucson, we have missile silos to run around and explore.
i'm really surprised you didn't have that in-and-out vs what-a-burger conversation.
Customary measurements are base 6, so with larger dimensions and disatances it is easier to compute.
The Barbie Movie was actually a good movie.
The Force Awakens was not.
If you don’t think In-N-out has enough options then you are clearly missing out on the secret menu, Any In-N-Out will honor it and you can even look it up on their site. Totally different experience; well done fries, Neapolitan shake(yes exactly what it sounds like), 3 x 3 or even 4x4 burgers. Best item on there is probably the “animal style” fries. You can’t get anything like animal style fries anywhere else.
The second I resume the video after writing this comment Travis brings it up.
When you're in space, you explode because you have 1atm of air pressure inside you. If you went to space deflated, you would be burnt and disintegrated with radiation. All of this can be prevented with adequately radiation protected pressure vessels (basically a spacecraft).
I lost 120 pounds on keto and my blood pressure is normal for the first time in 15 years.
I do miss rice and pizza but i can still eat steak and chicken so worth it
18:53 Jews are being attacked constantly - I don't blame them for creating an escape method. Also, during government shutdowns, one could actually have services.
Looking forward to SpaceX moon mission
You are correct we dont use decimeters. However if I were to guess someones height I´d simply say he was around 180cm. I wouldnt say around 184 nor would I say about 2 meters.
"Yes, we already had moon landing. But what about second moon landing? --Peregrin Lander
The first earliest transformers movie was in the late 80's or early 90's and it was awesome. It had the "Monster Planet" which was a planet that turned into a giant robot. The movie was awesome. I still have it on VHS.
A children's toy turned into a movie: The :Lego Movie (and all of the sequels). "That Hideous Strength": Hype!
MXPX, love that Kyle represents
Kyle is spot on about metric being less useful.
I am with you, Kyle, let the leftists keep the metric system.
I don’t love metric for everything but I’ll take mm over fractions of an inch any day, But not that useful in everyday life
I agree with legitimate criticism over the clarity of what the Vatican/the Pope puts out, but it isn't correct to say: "He didn't say that priests could bless a gay marriage, but he didn't *not* say it" as if there is a 'wink, nudge' situation where you can be permitted to interpret it that way. The documents are explicit that, 'no, you can not bless a same-sex so-called union. Whatever kinds of blessings we are offering, that isn't the thing being blessed.'
All I hope for is that humans can still create art and music and film in the future and not have it replaced by A.I and that we can preserve these skills we humans have been building up for Millennia, like drawing or playing a musical instrument, and not lose them forever (because of A.I). I really don't want human art and creativity to die within my generation 😩
Isn’t “mid”-tribulation? World is pretty shaken
Surrogacy is weird, because you're kind of buying a baby(?), but that same person would likely not be allowed to adopt a child because of the very strict requirements around adoption.
The tunnel story is one of the funniest stories I have heard. I’m sorry. 😅 Even funnier are the people accusing them of all sorts of outlandish things. People are just getting hysterical about ridiculous things right now.
I have a problem with all the college graduates who turn around and discourage others from going to college. My parents both do this. they have bought into the conservative collegephobia and spout the rhetoric but both of them have good jobs that they could not have without college. meanwhile two of my brothers who didn't go to college are stuck in dead end jobs. sorry guys i support college
Brandon, which Brandon Sanderson books are terrible? I don't love Elantris, but it's alright. The rest that I've read have been good.
I don’t care for the Alcatraz books. I also did not like Frugal Wizard. Elantris grew on me, and The Emperor’s Soul really elevated the Elantris world for me.
Kyle-O-Gram? I see what you did there. And shame on you for it! ;)
Maybe Emma will like the next Star Wars because it will be directed by a DEI Director who's a woman, among other things, and directed the wonderful Ms Marvel.
A couple I know, had their sperm and eggs saved because this 30 yr old woman developed ovarian cancer. After her treatment for cancer her cousin agreed to carry the embryo. So the couple had their first and only child in Octomber 2023. I am not for surrogate babies but there are exceptions.
Nype'd Abe Lincoln!? boooo
The question is does your pancreas produce enough insulin. Some people cannot produce enough insulin, that's type one diabetes.
As a type one diabetic, I appreciate the differentiation. And I believe it’s that we cannot produce any insulin. As in, our pancreas gland is dead. Thank you, that is all.
Type one diabetes, if anyone cares to know, is when your body has an autoimmune response to insulin and basically kills off your pancreas.
Type two diabetes is when your body stops responding to insulin or just can't make enough to regulate your high blood sugar.
Meh...
Keil, way to sing your own birthday song, you probably picked up your own cake too, sad.
You people are thinking Hype is a good thing. It's not. Haven't you heard the expression "don't believe the hype"?
Are you reversing the curse or playing God and created disorder?
I am greatly offended by the term "Cis" to me it's the equivalent of a racial slur. It makes me feel alienated, isolated and less than normal... Like when someone says cis-gendered, it's an unnecessary attack. I think that the word should be added to the censor list like all the other racial and sexual slurs.
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