Wheelchair Sam [FULL SONG]

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @TysonYen
    @TysonYen Год назад +5196

    @itsdanbo Can I get your blessing to do a Wheelchair sam vid of my own using these lyrics? I get asked to do this every damn day.

    • @ItsDanbo
      @ItsDanbo  Год назад +1350

      DUDE YES 100%!!!! HAPPY BEAN AND I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION TO DO IT!!!!!

    • @The_OrangeDude
      @The_OrangeDude Год назад +43

      YO!

    • @Worst3024
      @Worst3024 Год назад +28

      Hi

    • @TysonYen
      @TysonYen Год назад +211

      @@ItsDanbo Ok it's up! HOpe I make u proud.

    • @LonelyGamerMan
      @LonelyGamerMan Год назад +54

      @@TysonYen Mad lad, love it! You are great.

  • @Secretcodrin
    @Secretcodrin Год назад +4857

    I like the fact that "Because the mountains don't give back what they take" is completely unchanged.

    • @UrsineBloke
      @UrsineBloke Год назад +567

      Because they took his legs

    • @tlcheng2846
      @tlcheng2846 Год назад +241

      @@UrsineBloke sam : fancy meeting you here
      armstrong : join wind of amogus now
      sam : no
      armstrong : /e push
      sam : 💀

    • @Ze12365
      @Ze12365 Год назад +162

      It's because mountains aren't wheelchair accessible.

    • @Racketfewl
      @Racketfewl Год назад +57

      The mountain is a metaphor for Senator Armstrong

    • @basedfloppagigachad
      @basedfloppagigachad Год назад +46

      @@tlcheng2846this has to be the worst joke ive seen

  • @traphimawari7760
    @traphimawari7760 Год назад +5064

    "Legs are a suggestion like the geneva convention"
    -Monsoon to Sam

    • @nasky5186
      @nasky5186 Год назад +78

      I read it as if it was the part that goes "it's me that I spite as I stand up and fight"

    • @fadiltahiraj3196
      @fadiltahiraj3196 Год назад +37

      *Geneva ckecklist

    • @numba1Tamarifan
      @numba1Tamarifan Год назад +11

      @@nasky5186 same

    • @勇太竹内-l5h
      @勇太竹内-l5h Год назад +9

      then how about we creat the geneva suggestion

    • @godzillakaijuboy
      @godzillakaijuboy Год назад +27

      This unironically sounds like something monsoon would say

  • @kurayamey
    @kurayamey Месяц назад +3

    My knee freaking hurts right now... This song slowly kills my knee. Or either it's cuz I'm playing skyrim a lot, and I took an arrow in the knee

  • @victorvirgili4447
    @victorvirgili4447 Год назад +17

    “Wheels are in motion, fate is set” sounds like something an anime villain would say after activating some op machine when out of context

  • @phtto
    @phtto Год назад

    The one single thing i would change would be, instead of the line "I can't seem to feel my legs" to "i can't even use the stairs" to ryhme with chair more

  • @KC_Garcia
    @KC_Garcia 6 месяцев назад +1

    THERE WILL BE
    WHEEL
    CHAIR

  • @issibrilyissibrily6075
    @issibrilyissibrily6075 11 месяцев назад

    He have the choice to buy legs, but he take a wheelchair.

  • @abasalk6843
    @abasalk6843 6 месяцев назад +1

    “When your happy you listen to the music”
    “When your sad you understand the lyrics”

  • @FanceeTheGreat
    @FanceeTheGreat Год назад

    Bro told a whole story in 3 minutes

  • @wildweavergaming9404
    @wildweavergaming9404 Год назад

    This...
    Is the best fucking thing...
    I've heard this year.

  • @Senator.Armstrong708
    @Senator.Armstrong708 Год назад +1

    Making the mother of all wheelchairs here sam, can't fret over every leg
    :- Armstrong to sam

    • @Cake2019_6
      @Cake2019_6 Год назад +1

      Not when you’re “purging the Walking People," right? What do you know about “Walking”? You weren't born with legs. You've never been standing. You don't know what it's like to sprint, run and jump just to survive...
      :-Sam to Armstrong

    • @Senator.Armstrong708
      @Senator.Armstrong708 Год назад +1

      @@Cake2019_6 but you did survive! Thought wheelchair of will, following your own life of wheelchairs, with your own two broken legs you took back your life!
      -:Armstrong to sam

    • @Cake2019_6
      @Cake2019_6 Год назад +1

      @@Senator.Armstrong708 And now I'll take your Wheelchair.
      -: Sam to Armstrong

  • @gigachad1274
    @gigachad1274 Год назад +1

    Im dying from laughter here

  • @thatoneguystudios5790
    @thatoneguystudios5790 Год назад +1

    The only thing I know for Wheel

  • @alexpederson7339
    @alexpederson7339 Год назад +1

    HA! He wheel not need a that chair any more after that fall! And that is the only thing I know for real!

  • @Yiakeo
    @Yiakeo 5 месяцев назад

    "I can't please my wife" relatable

  • @codycarney2311
    @codycarney2311 Год назад

    You just got a lifelong sub just for that.

  • @oceanpaladin1796
    @oceanpaladin1796 Год назад

    my favorite part of this is that "the mountains don't give back what they take" is already so nonsensical you didnt even have to change it i love it

  • @Buzzsawchicken14
    @Buzzsawchicken14 Год назад

    I stumbled upon this during my work out and I about died of laughter it caught me off guard

  • @jackwhite2654
    @jackwhite2654 2 месяца назад +2

    Ymfah brought me here

  • @nick_the_animator
    @nick_the_animator Год назад

    Truly beautiful, i started crying,
    this is truly the good ending

  • @Cram45
    @Cram45 Год назад +1

    I thought he said cant feel my ass

  • @billspangler2685
    @billspangler2685 Год назад

    Based Sonny Bono reference...

  • @PATHFINDER487
    @PATHFINDER487 Год назад

    Masterpiece

  • @doctorchonkethe31stofdoges35
    @doctorchonkethe31stofdoges35 Год назад

    damn this shi 🔥🔥🔥 , this really hit my core

  • @BenjaminSaragosa
    @BenjaminSaragosa 16 дней назад

    Literally just FDR's theme...

  • @WestGarbage6
    @WestGarbage6 Год назад

    Amazing song, but the last lyric 100% should have changed "It all" to "My life"
    Awesome work, though, gonna put this in my spotify playlist now.

  • @dininmahler9324
    @dininmahler9324 Год назад

    it's a fuckin' masterpiece

  • @elwe281
    @elwe281 Год назад +8377

    ``I used to think this wheelchair was a tool of justice, not to be used in anger. But now, I'm not so sure. And besides; this isn't even my wheelchair``
    ~ Raiden after losing his legs because of Sam

  • @funzar1801
    @funzar1801 Год назад +3241

    Man, Steel Ball Run opening looks fire

    • @chichobar1705
      @chichobar1705 Год назад +36

      XDa

    • @FallenXHFTF
      @FallenXHFTF Год назад +137

      Johnny looks sick in this opening, holy saint!

    • @EpicGCM2
      @EpicGCM2 Год назад +81

      kind of a weird choice to give johnny the murasama but other than that it looks sick

    • @maybe-arch
      @maybe-arch Год назад +6

      Fr

    • @Shy_002
      @Shy_002 Год назад +10

      @Heather Huynh I know dude it was weird putting him in gm_flatgrass but I kinda works

  • @the8626
    @the8626 Год назад +2630

    "Wheels are in motion, fate is set" is unironically great.

    • @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737
      @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737 Год назад +22

      Yes

    • @DeokTheLegend
      @DeokTheLegend Год назад +16

      Rhyme even in this comment

    • @KAnim
      @KAnim Год назад +1

      666th like lol

    • @bennethorst4967
      @bennethorst4967 Год назад +4

      i unironically thought your pfp was ps1 hagrid lol

    • @theguywhichismessingaround
      @theguywhichismessingaround 7 месяцев назад +7

      I swear to god it's such a badass line in such a goofy song
      Like, one moment you're vibing to the song, and then you're suddenly prepparing to liberate north Korea single-handedly with a high-frequency Blade

  • @OGXenos
    @OGXenos Год назад +1943

    I love that the ONE line of lyrics that stayed the same becomes the best part, because it implies Jetstream Sam, the man that could cut bullets and slice mechs in half lost his legs to a hiking accident

    • @d3genr3gen26
      @d3genr3gen26 Год назад +21

      😂

    • @Racketfewl
      @Racketfewl Год назад +173

      Or it's a metaphor for Armstrong, that man is a mountain given human form

    • @d3genr3gen26
      @d3genr3gen26 Год назад +59

      @@Racketfewl NANOMACHINES SON!!!

    • @aVeryAngryMoth
      @aVeryAngryMoth Год назад +20

      @@d3genr3gen26THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA!

    • @unknowncommenter6698
      @unknowncommenter6698 Год назад +59

      I think I heard about some guy who went and climbed to mount Everest, survived it, but then died by falling from that foldable ladder thing when he tried to change a lightbulb in bathroom.

  • @prismknight353
    @prismknight353 Год назад +7424

    I think the best part about this is that cybernetics literally exist, Sam could have legs but just chooses not too

    • @thenorwegiantimelaps7005
      @thenorwegiantimelaps7005 Год назад +681

      It's becuse he doesn't like cybernetics that is showed by how few he has

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 Год назад +729

      @@thenorwegiantimelaps7005 He only got a cybernetic arm because armsstrong chopped it off, im sure mistral must have rubbed it in a bit when he joined desperado

    • @merasmusentertainment
      @merasmusentertainment Год назад +291

      He probably still wouldn't be able to please his wife.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Год назад +131

      @@merasmusentertainment Implying Sam isn't ace

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Год назад +284

      @pspsps Sam does not believe in sex. He only believes in not denying his weapon its purpose.

  • @mindyourowndamnbusiness185
    @mindyourowndamnbusiness185 Год назад +356

    If I ever get bound to a wheelchair, I'm gonna install speakers on each side and play this song at least once a day

    • @mosqit4324
      @mosqit4324 Год назад +5

      same

    • @shadowknight_2505
      @shadowknight_2505 Год назад +13

      I mean sam could get cyborg legs those exist in his time also kind of ours but they are like super low tech compared to the MGR ones but i guess Sam Does not like being a cyborg

    • @emilianomendoza6891
      @emilianomendoza6891 9 месяцев назад +5

      Genius

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo  Год назад +812

    1 MILLION VIEWS!!! This is truly one of the moments of all time. Thank you guys!!!

  • @V1v1_blud
    @V1v1_blud Год назад +1089

    0:44 a round of applause for the dude who screamed "life" and "wife".

  • @wesleyp989
    @wesleyp989 Год назад +1321

    This is absolutely amazing yet equally so surreal. Try to explain this to someone unfamiliar with video games

    • @soldierofgodrick3037
      @soldierofgodrick3037 Год назад +44

      Jetsteam Sam is a boss from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance and is the guy who does the Revengance Status stuff most of the time and he is essentially a samurai and is very mobile in game

    • @andermousecheese5609
      @andermousecheese5609 Год назад +37

      @@soldierofgodrick3037 in this video,the boss senator Armstrong (which you fight on Sam's DLC), is shown throwing Sam off a building which leads to his legs being broken. As such,the creator makes a parody of his theme,the only thing I know for real,about Sam not being able to feel his legs or being able to properly function

    • @mr.croedid9141
      @mr.croedid9141 Год назад +8

      or with garry's mod

    • @hi_me69420
      @hi_me69420 Год назад +11

      @@andermousecheese5609 The song may also be a joke because of Sam being really mobile, and with broken legs nobody can be mobile.

  • @ChaoticUniven
    @ChaoticUniven Год назад +4845

    "A desolate life, I can't please my wife" line got me, I can't stop laughing someone call the doctor please

    • @levyayano4644
      @levyayano4644 Год назад +354

      Doctor, turn off my laugh inhibitors

    • @catgaming7621
      @catgaming7621 Год назад +203

      @@levyayano4644 AUUUGGHHH!! I CANT LAUGH ANYMORE!!! GGGGGGRRRAAAAAÆAAAAAAA!
      This is my true form. My nature. (doesn't laugh)

    • @JetstrussySam
      @JetstrussySam Год назад +157

      Not funny she’s threatening to leave me

    • @averageslayer6663
      @averageslayer6663 Год назад +47

      @@JetstrussySam F

    • @owovo6734
      @owovo6734 Год назад +42

      @@JetstrussySam F

  • @FormuleraOficial
    @FormuleraOficial Год назад +128

    My legs are broken
    The kneecaps are stolen
    I'm forever bound to a chair
    I'm half quadraplegic
    It means paraplegic
    I cannot feel my legs
    A desolate life
    I can't please my wife
    If only my legs I could feel
    It's legs that I spite
    As I sit down and fight
    The only thing I cannot feel
    There will be WHEEL (WHEEL) CHAIR (CHAIR)
    The suffer and pain is much to bear
    The only one left
    Wheels are motion
    Fate is set
    Because the mountains don't give back what they take
    Oh no there will be WHEEL (WHEEL) CHAIR (CHAIR)
    It's only thing I cannot FEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
    **Epic guitar solo**
    Losing my mobility
    Wondering "have I gone insane?"
    Hate my disability
    All I feel is phantom pain
    Looking down upon this deadly height
    Wondering if I should END IT AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
    Alternative ending:
    Looking down upon this deadly height
    Wondering if I should END MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

    • @ct_tropical1451
      @ct_tropical1451 7 месяцев назад

      Thank you for the lyrics :0 :]

    • @Afshned_Lietheria
      @Afshned_Lietheria 3 месяца назад

      I feel like Inability would fit much better than disability

    • @KKJKJH
      @KKJKJH Месяц назад

      thank you kind sir, i will now copypasta it to a discord server
      muhahahahahahahaaaaa

  • @yorelyoung6407
    @yorelyoung6407 6 месяцев назад +9

    Like if you are here from revtrosity's video.
    👇🏻

  • @Sillydog499
    @Sillydog499 Год назад +4349

    “Because the mountains don’t give back what they take” now has a different meaning

    • @paladindanse4831
      @paladindanse4831 Год назад +263

      The kneecaps are stolen

    • @merasmusentertainment
      @merasmusentertainment Год назад +189

      Mountains aren't wheelchair accessible.

    • @yureivan
      @yureivan Год назад +74

      @@merasmusentertainment sounds like upper torso problems

    • @iLoveMajima
      @iLoveMajima Год назад +31

      @@merasmusentertainment I will prove you wrong.

    • @henryvandenberg6041
      @henryvandenberg6041 Год назад +63

      @@iLoveMajima
      "Local man left wheelchair bound after run in with mountain"

  • @rabzmc3817
    @rabzmc3817 Год назад +9789

    Man, Joe from Family Guy really got his own spinoff before Quagmire.

  • @raygagnon4809
    @raygagnon4809 Год назад +643

    “When you are happy you like the music, when you are sad you understand the lyrics.”
    The lyrics:

  • @BigChonkActual
    @BigChonkActual Год назад +129

    "It's legs that I spite as I sit down and fight"
    This is such an underrated lyric; absolutely sent me to the stratosphere

  • @chairedge
    @chairedge Год назад +34

    Apparently the actual singer made a cover for this on twitter

  • @feeeyniac
    @feeeyniac Год назад +628

    Sam got crippling depression, but that never stop him to save the world💀

  • @devilcreatorstosechick4367
    @devilcreatorstosechick4367 Год назад +963

    *"My Wheelchair Is A Tool Of Justice"*
    *-Raiden*
    *"Now I See. You Deny Your Wheelchair It's Purpose! It Yearns To Break The Kneecaps Of Your Enemies...* *But You Hold It Back!"*
    *-Wheelchair Sam*

    • @figure55animations49
      @figure55animations49 Год назад +67

      It yearns to rolls over their toes, but your too polite!

    • @umgato.3017
      @umgato.3017 Год назад +25

      "That's what you get for bringing a weelchair to a sword fight"

    • @Just_SomeDumbass
      @Just_SomeDumbass Год назад +7

      Faust (guilty)metal gear approves this

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 Год назад +9

      @@umgato.3017
      “so you’d think Riaden”
      *Activities SPRING LOADED WHEELCHAIR!!!*
      *smashes into a brick wall and becomes paralyzed from the neck down*

    • @LettuceGayming
      @LettuceGayming 5 месяцев назад

      @@Just_SomeDumbassfaust may be strong but brisket is built different, maintaining a smile through the entire attack

  • @doodlebrirb
    @doodlebrirb Год назад +870

    the last line should have been " wondering if i should end my life" because it would have rhymed

    • @14dyingstars
      @14dyingstars Год назад +118

      It probably this way because of RUclips censorship

    • @dimanyak373
      @dimanyak373 Год назад +226

      @@14dyingstars But in the end it has to be this way

    • @jonathanbailey4885
      @jonathanbailey4885 Год назад +13

      Life and height don't rhyme.

    • @coolroy_25
      @coolroy_25 Год назад +79

      @@jonathanbailey4885 close enough, most songs use near rhymes anyway

    • @Caragoner
      @Caragoner Год назад +36

      I would have said "Wondering if I should end this fight"

  • @edsw1446
    @edsw1446 Год назад +83

    "Wheels are in motion; Fate is set!"
    Badass line

    • @JSrises
      @JSrises 6 месяцев назад +3

      Goes harder than the fall that broke Sam's legs.

  • @bluelightstudios6191
    @bluelightstudios6191 Год назад +272

    Sam and Armstrong get into a gruesome fight which results with Sam losing mobility in
    his legs, forced to live the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Unable to please his wife anymore
    she leaves him and when Raiden eventually encounters him, he bully's poor Sam and they have
    an epic fight, to which Sam is still able to hold his own.
    Raiden, after realizing that even in a wheelchair, Sam was still able to keep fighting, proving that
    he truly is one of the most skilled fighters he had ever known and is shamed for assuming he is
    useless for his disability and decides to team up with Sam to get revenge against Armstrong.
    As a sign of respect, Raiden decides to fight Armstrong in a wheelchair as well and the pair hunt
    down the senator and attempt to kill him, to which Raiden in the middle of the fight has his chair blown
    up and his forced to fight with his legs again, infuriating him how Sam surpassed Raiden in the art
    of Wheel-Jitzu.
    After an intense battle, they manage to subdue the nanomachine behemoth Armstrong and get revenge for
    Sam's legs. However, his depression has only worsened, with Armstrong dead, he still feels more hollow and
    empty then ever, that's when he decides that life isn't worth living anymore and chooses to end it all by jumping
    off a skyscraper and landing on Putin's conveniently placed nuclear warheads and is blown away.
    However, Sam, being the fuckin legend he is survived the blast based on how much Gigachad energy he still possessed
    so he decides to use his power for good, he rejoins Raiden again and the pair becomes the unstoppable team known
    across the world as "Wheels and the leg man"... that was until Sam realized that they lived in the future and he could
    just *Buy* new robotic legs at a local wallmart now.
    and they lived happily ever after, the end.

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo  Год назад +2849

    Happy Halloween everyone!!! I expect to see Wheelchair Sam costumes this year!

    • @gigachad1925
      @gigachad1925 Год назад +40

      bro my place here just cosplay Jetstream sam but he just sit on wheelchair because he's tired of standing like an pole

    • @LukasForrest
      @LukasForrest Год назад +9

      And wondering if I should end it allllllllll, all should be changed to life. Just saying.

    • @silverwolf529
      @silverwolf529 Год назад +2

      Funny XD

    • @sven9900
      @sven9900 Год назад +3

      tbh it actually sounds great

    • @Redneck_slayer
      @Redneck_slayer Год назад +5

      Bruh my legs still work

  • @Смузикизарбузик
    @Смузикизарбузик Год назад +173

    Now I see.... You deny your wheelchair it's purpose.

    • @somethingsomethingsomethin6104
      @somethingsomethingsomethin6104 Год назад +36

      It yearns to run over your enemies, but you hold it back

    • @Buggabee
      @Buggabee Год назад +15

      “No! My wheelchair is a tool of justice”

    • @Ziomaletto
      @Ziomaletto Год назад +4

      @@Buggabee "This is what happens when you bring a sword to a wheelchair fight!"

  • @Scriptedthegamingknight-is6ce
    @Scriptedthegamingknight-is6ce Год назад +4

    why did they have to take this out of the game bro???!?!?

  • @randomdude9630
    @randomdude9630 10 месяцев назад +5

    I just realised that sam could easily get his legs fixed and ive watched this video like 30 times. how did it take me this long to realise like raiden is literally just a head and a spine in a robot body so why wouldnt sam be able to get new legs guess sam's brain also needs a wheelchair

  • @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks
    @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks Год назад +63

    Detroit: Become Human? Nah, Samuel: Become Disabled 0:17

  • @shiverfan4867
    @shiverfan4867 Год назад +457

    "A desolate life! (LIFE!) I can't please my wife! (WIFE!)"
    Simply the best part of this video

  • @completotactico4747
    @completotactico4747 Год назад +330

    My respects to Jet Stream Sam, who maked the necessary to feel his legs again

  • @martin-dw
    @martin-dw 3 месяца назад +6

    The funny thing is, that Metal gear rising would be one of the few games that would have a bossfight of a guy in a wheel chair and would have the sickest combos and mobility of the game

  • @jkf67
    @jkf67 Год назад +5

    Is it just me or do i see the letter A in the lyrics as 4

  • @AwodDec
    @AwodDec Год назад +2769

    Best part of the song:
    My legs are broken
    The kneecaps are stolen
    I'm forever bound to a chair!!
    I'm half qaudriplegic
    That means paraplegic
    I can't seem to feel my legs
    A desolate life (Life!)
    I can't please my wife (Wife!)
    If only my legs I could feel
    It's legs that I spite
    As I sit down and fight
    The only thing I cannot feel
    There will be
    WHEEL!!.
    CHAIR!!
    THE SUFFER AND PAIN IS MUCH TO BEAR!!
    THE ONLY ONE. LEFT!!
    WHEELS ARE IN MOTION!
    FATE IS SET!
    Because the mountains don't give back what they take
    Oh no
    THERE WILL BE
    WHEEL!! (Wheel)
    CHAIR!! (Chair)
    It's the only thing I cannot feel
    ...
    Losing my mobility
    Wondering have I gone insane
    Hate my disability
    All I feel is Phantom Pain
    Looking down upon this deadly height
    Wondering if I should
    End it all!!

    • @SerialDesignation_V69
      @SerialDesignation_V69 Год назад +44

      There will be
      WHEEL!(WHEEL)
      CHAIR!(CHAIR
      its the only thing i cannot feel
      that's the best part for me

    • @yourmother1211
      @yourmother1211 Год назад +29

      00:30

    • @Keflabutgreen
      @Keflabutgreen Год назад +75

      "End it all" should've been replaced by "End my life" so it could rhyme.

    • @victorvirgili4447
      @victorvirgili4447 Год назад +6

      1:49

    • @xenird
      @xenird Год назад +2

      timestaps:
      0:00 - 2:53

  • @Redfield224
    @Redfield224 Год назад +334

    This is the kind of high quality pre-2010's style internet content I've been missing from my life.

    • @levyayano4644
      @levyayano4644 Год назад +10

      Wheels are in motion, Fate is set goes so hard

    • @undeadyoutubing5268
      @undeadyoutubing5268 9 месяцев назад +2

      It's a rare thing to find, but beautiful

  • @xirnis1465
    @xirnis1465 Год назад +274

    The fact that hes genuinely singing his heart out makes it so much better

  • @chocopisek5866
    @chocopisek5866 Год назад +14

    I think for time 2:06-08 i t should be: Wodering if i should end my life

  • @PliskinYT
    @PliskinYT Год назад +110

    I like how "Because the mountains don't give back what they take" is the only line that was completely unchanged in the entire song

    • @sur.viv.e
      @sur.viv.e 8 месяцев назад

      69 likes? lemme change that so those annoying teenagers dont make jokes in the reply section of this comment.

    • @yarnicles4616
      @yarnicles4616 21 день назад

      @@sur.viv.e You called them yourself.

  • @darthbleach8513
    @darthbleach8513 Год назад +404

    I didn't get through this without laughing like a hyena. you magnificent bastard, you deserve an Emmy award.

    • @ronaldcarr5488
      @ronaldcarr5488 Год назад

      I'm going to drink your cousin I think his name is Clorox bleach

    • @darthbleach8513
      @darthbleach8513 Год назад +2

      @@ronaldcarr5488 thats kinda weird but im not gonna kink-shame you

    • @15yearsago11
      @15yearsago11 Год назад +1

      @@darthbleach8513 what did they even say

    • @codythefriendlyskunkboy1780
      @codythefriendlyskunkboy1780 Год назад

      @@darthbleach8513 Yea what did they say
      And ayo what?!
      Someone who doesn't kink-shame?! IMPOSSIBLE
      I thought that species was extinct!

  • @DustD.Reaper
    @DustD.Reaper Год назад +114

    Just imagine MGR but Sam is just in a wheelchair and getting pushed everywhere by Memesoon and instead of jumping, Memesoon just throws Sam

  • @lonewolf8556
    @lonewolf8556 Год назад +27

    1:43 ey Yo Sam use Yamato ?

  • @nabilarshaqghofranhakeem8118
    @nabilarshaqghofranhakeem8118 3 месяца назад +4

    Came here from ymfah

  • @muhamadalibatmanbinsupaman8734
    @muhamadalibatmanbinsupaman8734 Год назад +219

    I have a broken leg,and this song motivated me.The lyrics described all my feelings,but the music inspired me not to give up.

    • @ronaldcarr5488
      @ronaldcarr5488 Год назад +37

      You should motivate yourself now

    • @yveltheyveltal5166
      @yveltheyveltal5166 Год назад +22

      samuel rodrigues has a way of doing that to people.

    • @moutaindew9297
      @moutaindew9297 Год назад

      @Cearus C instead of telling people to broke other ,why don't you go and broke your own leg.

    • @JudgmentAkky
      @JudgmentAkky Год назад +10

      @Cearus C for maximum motivation?

    • @throwin_gang_signs
      @throwin_gang_signs Год назад +6

      @@JudgmentAkky *yes*

  • @magmaslasher7604
    @magmaslasher7604 Год назад +101

    I think "End it all" would be better as "End my life", but other than that this is perfect. I love it so much.

    • @tanishqbhagria5820
      @tanishqbhagria5820 Год назад +8

      It would rhyme better sure but end it all just sounds much better

    • @AU_Player
      @AU_Player Год назад +3

      Tyson yen (the original singer of the only thing i know for real) uploaded a version sung by him that does that

  • @clueless6932
    @clueless6932 Год назад +112

    Saving this to a playlist in case I am forever bound to a chair

  • @NOu-zc5vl
    @NOu-zc5vl 2 месяца назад +6

    2:26 wha- what is sam doing?

  • @omegazjay
    @omegazjay Год назад +23

    Now the bigger question is where does this fit into the Metal Gear lore?

    • @Darkwolf69420
      @Darkwolf69420 Год назад +19

      Instead of impaling Sam, Armstrong slaps him off of world marshal tower, causing him to break his legs

  • @liyanamonsur6770
    @liyanamonsur6770 Год назад +29

    0:45 is that Sam fucking Raide-

  • @Zeus-tx5fv
    @Zeus-tx5fv Год назад +6

    Vergil plastic chair vs Sam wheelchair gonna be a legendary fight

  • @DragoEliteN
    @DragoEliteN 3 месяца назад +6

    Get ready to ymfah dudes.

  • @RenoKyrie
    @RenoKyrie Год назад +18

    Armored Core 6 right now

  • @pre-usedphantom7397
    @pre-usedphantom7397 Год назад +22

    1:13 should of used “My Legs!” here lol

  • @_hurglet
    @_hurglet Год назад +49

    I love that you kept the "the mountains don't give back what they take", gave me a chuckle

    • @cephalonio8928
      @cephalonio8928 Год назад +7

      It works, the mountains stole his kneecaps

  • @maximeleninja4029
    @maximeleninja4029 Год назад +34

    When you step on a lego : 0:30

  • @Internet_No_Body
    @Internet_No_Body Год назад +9

    Sams pulls out his sword, and prepared to fight, despite being in a wheelchair "Let's dance, Raiden!"
    (Max0r voice) "Sam how the fuck are you gonna fight me you're in a fucking wheelch-"
    *Sam hoists himself from his chair, and stands on his non-sword holding hand, his legs hanging limply in front of him.*
    "Sam what the fuck"
    "See Raiden, your name might be Jack, but I jacked so much I got jacked enough to carry my entire body with one arm. You'll never reach the level of jacked I am, Raiden!"
    "Sam, did your dad come back home with the milk?"
    "No, so I made the milk!"
    "Sam what in the actual fuck is wrong with you."
    "I have every mental and neurological illness known to man, Raiden!"
    "That... Doesn't sound very good."
    "Oh I know Raiden, but the voices demand Bloodshed, and you seem to have plenty to spill!"
    *Insert montage of Raiden getting owned by Cripple Sam, each groundslam/slash/flip being followed by an "Ow" "Ouch" "Damnit" "Fuck!" and "Fuck you!"*

  • @totallynotarobot9622
    @totallynotarobot9622 Год назад +4

    The disabled stood up for himself

  • @AJLord
    @AJLord Год назад +44

    "Because the mountains don't give back what they take" being the only line that's completely the same implies that's how Sam lost the ability to use his legs.

    • @fnfdmgjfndf
      @fnfdmgjfndf 8 дней назад

      A horrible skiing accident.

  • @RedReaper-i3t
    @RedReaper-i3t 9 месяцев назад +11

    MEMES THE DNA OF THE SOUL

    • @RedReaper-i3t
      @RedReaper-i3t 9 месяцев назад

      edit:also it should be at the end looking downward from a dealdy height and realising if i should end myyy liiiiiifffffwwww

    • @abdulkaium1199
      @abdulkaium1199 3 месяца назад

      You lack motivation

    • @borralho1853
      @borralho1853 15 дней назад

      @@abdulkaium1199 RAIDEN: whos next
      SAM: i'll take this race
      monsson: no sam his kneecaps are mine

  • @soldierofgodrick3037
    @soldierofgodrick3037 Год назад +136

    I came up with an alternate one on the other video but this one is pretty good too. This one focuses more on how Sam can’t feel his legs, while mine on the other video is more about how he can’t do things because his legs don’t work.

    • @dukecatfishjunior6291
      @dukecatfishjunior6291 Год назад +3

      I don't see no video in your channel. Where sauce?

    • @tearfullarc2089
      @tearfullarc2089 Год назад +5

      @@dukecatfishjunior6291 he was refering to a comment iirc

    • @dukecatfishjunior6291
      @dukecatfishjunior6291 Год назад +1

      @@tearfullarc2089 "while mine on the other video" The commenter says

    • @andermousecheese5609
      @andermousecheese5609 Год назад +1

      @@dukecatfishjunior6291 the short version of this video

    • @soldierofgodrick3037
      @soldierofgodrick3037 Год назад

      I wish I had the skills and equipment to do a full version myself, but I was referring to my comment on the other video, unfortunately there is no sauce :( . Also, my voice is awful, so my vocals would be bad for a full version

  • @Dobrynia100
    @Dobrynia100 Год назад +15

    I saw original video like a minute ago and was looking for full, that was fast

  • @jayuchiha2375
    @jayuchiha2375 Год назад +20

    This is Sam after Armstrong instead of impaling his arm with his nanomachine amputated arm impaled both his legs
    Poor Sam can no longer dance :(

  • @Zynnthex
    @Zynnthex 10 месяцев назад +2

    My legs are broken
    The kneecaps are stolen
    I'm forever bound to a
    CHAAAAAAAIIIIIRRRR
    I'm half quadriplegic
    That meens paraplegic
    I cant seem to feel my
    LEEEEEEEEEGS
    A desolate life (life)
    I can't please my wife (wife)
    If only my legs i could feel
    It's legs that i spite
    As i sit down and fight
    The only thing i cannot feel
    There will be
    WHEEL
    CHAIR
    The suffer and pain is much to bear
    The only one
    Left
    wheels are in motion
    Fate is set
    Because the mountains don't give back what they take
    Oh no
    There will be
    WHEEL (WHEEL)
    CHAIR (CHAIR)
    It's the only thing i cannot
    FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
    (Guitar solo intensifies)
    Losing my mobility
    Wondering have i gone insane
    Hate my disability
    All i feel is phantom pain
    Looking down upon this deadly height
    Wondering if i should
    END
    IT
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @Acg22024
    @Acg22024 Год назад +65

    Now the “because the mountains don’t give back what they take” has a whole different meaning

    • @ultrathecool
      @ultrathecool Год назад +1

      Yep the mountains dont give back the mobility

  • @unweyrandommas.
    @unweyrandommas. Год назад +37

    The way he is just so passionate when shouting its just gorgeus

  • @omekun
    @omekun Год назад +35

    this was so unironaically good that i listened to this 3 times in a row

  • @heh.5358
    @heh.5358 Год назад +8

    "i am wukong the king of this sanctuary, on this mountain you shall loose your knees"

  • @Какой-точел-д7д
    @Какой-точел-д7д Год назад +4

    Jetchair sam

  • @WujekFoliarz
    @WujekFoliarz Год назад +97

    A true masterpiece. You could say that im saying this fot the meme, but the reality is different - this song has a deep meaning
    The beginning of the song focuses on the first feelings of Jetwheel Sam after losing his legs due to the crash and a car running over him - he says that he is forever bound to a chair, locked in a moving prison. Then, we have the "end" of the realisation - he begins to understand that he can fight in a wheelchair. Sam even mocks having legs - however we cannot tell if he mocks having normal legs or having broken legs
    In the chorus, he accepts the gift and talks about mountains, possibly reffering to the fall from a deadly height *and* the fact that even after beating the problems, life doesnt get better
    The last part of the song is Sam giving us an answer to him mocking legs - he hates his disability and the lack of mobility on a wheelchair. We can speculate that the phase where he "liked" and "awaited" having a wheelchair was lasting only for a while. He however feels sad about not feeling the wheelchair, which gives us a quick story of Sam's feelings - at first, he was shocked by losing his legs, but he was awaiting, he was hyped for a wheelchair. Sadly, his expectiations were much higher and the chair wasnt enough, so he decides to end all of it. Truly sad what a disability can do to a man
    Before anyone asks, yes, i have autism spectrum

    • @namelessusername4267
      @namelessusername4267 Год назад +11

      Man just did the English teacher’s job for them…

    • @WujekFoliarz
      @WujekFoliarz Год назад +5

      @@namelessusername4267 I always was a literature kid - and the only kid that understood three-page long desctription of a man playing a horn (from *Pan Tadeusz* , a polish book written by Adam Mickiewicz)

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 Год назад +1

      I have it too mate, nice to see a fellow chad

    • @WujekFoliarz
      @WujekFoliarz Год назад +4

      @@Dhemoss Be quiet and let me be productive

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow Год назад +1

      @@WujekFoliarz based

  • @maximumcringelevel8617
    @maximumcringelevel8617 Год назад +29

    whole song is a masterpiece but suffer and pain part is on another level

  • @stolenalt
    @stolenalt 10 месяцев назад +6

    2:01 I bet the origional lyrics were gonna be "wondering if I should end my life" but you changed it so it wasn't age restricted or something.

  • @guywithajarofnutellaashisp606
    @guywithajarofnutellaashisp606 Год назад +24

    this is such a weird song to make me realize just what it's like to be wheelchair-bound...

    • @Wintercuro
      @Wintercuro Год назад +16

      Sitting here, I realise.

    • @dantespardareal
      @dantespardareal Год назад +9

      @@Wintercuro you are just like me trying to escape your disability

    • @CannedPsycho-
      @CannedPsycho- 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@dantespardarealBut who’s to judge the right from left? When the feelings gone, I think we’ll both agree.

  • @yoshigaming9321
    @yoshigaming9321 Год назад +13

    1:21 idk my brain for some reason got ahead and replaced feel with bear

  • @The.unhumourus.person
    @The.unhumourus.person Год назад +9

    "Oh i see... You Deny your Legs their Purpose..."
    - Physically-DisabledStream Sam

  • @sirpuffball6366
    @sirpuffball6366 Год назад +24

    The mountains line being unchanged yet still having a totally different context is way too funny to me