Peanut butter cookies made easy for Christmas!

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024

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  • @LuhCastle
    @LuhCastle 10 месяцев назад +6765

    “Just put your nuts in a blender”
    My nuts:👁️👄👁️

    • @JohnSmith-we5lf
      @JohnSmith-we5lf 10 месяцев назад +32

      D's 🤪 Nutz and he's also crazy

    • @YounObisity-nl9hv
      @YounObisity-nl9hv 10 месяцев назад +16

      Underrated comment fr

    • @marybraxton114
      @marybraxton114 10 месяцев назад +19

      I was wondering if someone would go there😂😂😂

    • @daldorian
      @daldorian 10 месяцев назад +13

      I came to the comments expecting a joke like “instructions unclear i have no balls now” but yours is WAY funnier

    • @DivaAP08
      @DivaAP08 10 месяцев назад +11

      I giggled like a 13 year old

  • @Windthroughcedars
    @Windthroughcedars 9 месяцев назад +1669

    My father passed in Spring of 2023. Every Christmas all he wanted was peanut butter cookies. Since I was old enough to bake I made them every year.
    This year was the first year I didn’t make them. I bought the ingredients and thought I’d make some in his memory but had a total grief meltdown.
    Still this video made me smile and gave me tears. These look amazing.

    • @on_my_own_two_feet
      @on_my_own_two_feet 9 месяцев назад +73

      I am so sorry for your loss. Hang in there.

    • @nikkimarie92
      @nikkimarie92 9 месяцев назад +57

      I'm so very sorry for your loss. Maybe in time you'll make those cookies again and remember all the holidays that you shared them together ❤❤

    • @Windthroughcedars
      @Windthroughcedars 9 месяцев назад +26

      @@nikkimarie92
      If I ever make peanut butter cookies again it will be this recipe. 🥹

    • @purrfessorr
      @purrfessorr 9 месяцев назад +20

      I am sorry for your loss. You gave your father so much love! I hope someday you'll make peanut butter cookies again

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 9 месяцев назад +22

      Sorry for your loss. My sister’s memorial anniversary is in a couple days and my siblings and I always get together and make her favorite snacks. This year is French 75s and Frittata. Hang in there… the first few years were store bought snacks bc e just couldn’t cook without going to pieces. Be gentle with yourself and do what feels right. Maybe make the cookies on a random day when they pop into your mind. Less pressure than a memorial or holiday and will still make you smile 😊 sending love your way 🤗🩷

  • @bobbyjackson2705
    @bobbyjackson2705 10 месяцев назад +1457

    “Put your nutz in a blender”
    Instructions unclear. I require medical attention.

    • @ridefree9160
      @ridefree9160 9 месяцев назад +12

      You sound like your 10

    • @slackyeditz8312
      @slackyeditz8312 9 месяцев назад +8

      bruh im actually weak

    • @ericpmoss
      @ericpmoss 9 месяцев назад +22

      To clarify, “If you want more flavor, you can roast them.”

    • @Blossom_777
      @Blossom_777 9 месяцев назад +5

      Jesus loves you

    • @fakefromjatestarm3006
      @fakefromjatestarm3006 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@ridefree9160*you're

  • @Phuq-U2ube
    @Phuq-U2ube 9 месяцев назад +112

    Me at two a.m. one more video I need to go to sleep,
    Boom homemade peanut butter cookies 🤤🤤

  • @SharpForceTrauma
    @SharpForceTrauma 9 месяцев назад +387

    Tip: when making the pattern on top, regularly coat your fork in more granulated sugar, usually keep a small dish of it nearby while prepping. Gives the cookies a light dusting on the top and prevents it sticking in the dough as much, which helps keep the shape.

    • @donnabacon4681
      @donnabacon4681 8 месяцев назад +15

      My mom always did this ... pressing the times into sugar before making that famous criss-cross pattern on top -

    • @SharpForceTrauma
      @SharpForceTrauma 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@donnabacon4681 Yep! Thats how my grandma showed me :)

    • @susiefox2475
      @susiefox2475 8 месяцев назад +3

      Great point!♡

    • @pamelatomson9531
      @pamelatomson9531 2 месяца назад +4

      I'm surprised that there was no flour in this recipe. Does that make it a gulten free cookie?

  • @stevenarmstrong5364
    @stevenarmstrong5364 Месяц назад +12

    Adding like half a cup of flour and a tsp or 2 of baking powder makes these infinitely better

  • @josephniccy
    @josephniccy 9 месяцев назад +6

    I think you’re the only cook on RUclips that consistently makes good looking food

  • @Violette_06
    @Violette_06 9 месяцев назад +6

    Something so pleasant about your voice, great video!

  • @Holly-tf3ee
    @Holly-tf3ee 8 месяцев назад +8

    These were my grandpa's favorite since he couldn't have flour. Still a family favorite, especially with some chocolate chips!

  • @shimone5198
    @shimone5198 9 месяцев назад +4

    Made them. Super tasty. Thanks king🫡

  • @sherrywilliams409
    @sherrywilliams409 7 месяцев назад +3

    I have a great recipe for peanut butter cookies that I’ve made for years. My grandchildren love them. And they love helping me make them. Especially making that little criss cross pattern that is a must for peanut butter cookies. They happen to be my favorite cookie so we double the batch. Bc you know Grandma always has to send them home with cookies of their very own.

    • @ksnyder1824
      @ksnyder1824 7 месяцев назад

      You're a dope grandma for that ❤️

    • @BeAHappyCamper2Day
      @BeAHappyCamper2Day 7 месяцев назад

      Do you send them in the mail ? 😂. I love good old recipes especially for cookies.

  • @julianVelazquez-xz7wy
    @julianVelazquez-xz7wy 8 месяцев назад +1

    Those look so simple!! I've gotta try making them 😊

  • @Wayward9
    @Wayward9 10 месяцев назад +157

    I never knew peanut butter was so simple to make

    • @shanedottie
      @shanedottie 9 месяцев назад +4

      What you think they adding to that shi

    • @ThatOnePatriot
      @ThatOnePatriot 9 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@shanedottieshit that isn't meant to be eaten💀

    • @TempinoTuMadre
      @TempinoTuMadre 9 месяцев назад +18

      ​@shanedottie all Natural peanut butter only has peanuts. The regular has hydrogenated vegetable oil which is awful for you. The jar at the store is fine...just get the Natural type.

    • @yo_itsjoshy
      @yo_itsjoshy 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@shanedottieever read the ingredients label?

    • @shanedottie
      @shanedottie 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@yo_itsjoshy no

  • @KrispyKalamari
    @KrispyKalamari 10 месяцев назад +514

    Keep them in a ball, bake them the same way, when they are fresh out of the oven put a Hershey’s kiss on top and press. Now you have a peanut butter blossom!

    • @Isaiahwrestling
      @Isaiahwrestling 9 месяцев назад +8

      My aunt used to make those they are amazing

    • @topogigio7031
      @topogigio7031 9 месяцев назад +15

      Sounds like ruining a great cookie with lead-filled plastic

    • @Dabologist.
      @Dabologist. 9 месяцев назад

      Plastic in chocolate ? ​@@topogigio7031

    • @soccerkecker
      @soccerkecker 9 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@topogigio7031sounds like you should put your nuts in a blender

    • @emosam07
      @emosam07 9 месяцев назад +8

      Use better chocolate

  • @NBAMudBoy
    @NBAMudBoy 10 месяцев назад +157

    Time to change that fire alarm battery

    • @bpundt1094
      @bpundt1094 9 месяцев назад +11

      Bro that shit drives me crazy

    • @Dongle22222
      @Dongle22222 9 месяцев назад +6

      So many people let this happen

    • @arnoldmmbb
      @arnoldmmbb 9 месяцев назад +2

      He said its a detector outside his home in the hallway I guess

    • @Soxruleyanksdrool
      @Soxruleyanksdrool 9 месяцев назад +1

      Must of been Daylight Savings Time

    • @mrdrprof99
      @mrdrprof99 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@arnoldmmbb yeah.....its a detector....that needs batteries.

  • @jeremiahmorris60
    @jeremiahmorris60 3 месяца назад

    Oddly enough i love peanut butter cookies even tho a lot of folks hate on em

  • @LovingAtlanta
    @LovingAtlanta 10 месяцев назад +4

    👍🤩💝Aaaah childhood memories.🤗🤩💝

  • @CynisterBeauty
    @CynisterBeauty 6 месяцев назад +1

    Oh I love making peanut butter cookies. ❤ as a kid this cookie was my first attempt at baking. Haha they were terrible 😂
    I learned fast from then on baking and cooking. It's my love language 💓

  • @changuito2024
    @changuito2024 9 месяцев назад +58

    I’m learning to cook independently as a 22 yr old and this channel is one of the 2 which are making it lovely for me. Btw this recipe is so simple I’m prob gonna try it 😍

    • @intelz01
      @intelz01 Месяц назад +1

      Is the other channel Joshua Weissman? If not, boom: have another. He's also published two cook books.

    • @filuka100
      @filuka100 9 дней назад

      @@intelz01I like Olivia too

    • @filuka100
      @filuka100 9 дней назад

      Also Ian

  • @1Spunky
    @1Spunky 22 дня назад

    Thank you, thank you thank you 🥰
    It is hard to find a good recipe!

  • @angelinarojo3990
    @angelinarojo3990 10 месяцев назад +8

    One of my favorite cookies😍

  • @wendygore2709
    @wendygore2709 9 дней назад

    My new go-to recipe!! 🙏👍🏻❤ I haven't been able to find the Pillsbury roll of Peanut butter cookie dough since COVID & they are my favorite cookie next only to Oatmeal Raisin 😋

  • @Ammmmz
    @Ammmmz 10 месяцев назад +129

    1 cup (258g) peanut butter
    1/2 cup (100g) granulated sugar
    1/2 tsp vanilla extract or 1 tsp vanilla paste
    1 egg
    1. cream the peanut butter and sugar together
    2. add vanilla and egg into the peanut butter mixture and mix until the ingredients are incorporated
    3. scoop cookie dough and roll into a ball before placing it on baking tray ~2 inches apart
    4. flatten cookie dough balls on the baking tray with a fork
    5. bake at 350F (176C) for 9-10 mins

    • @Waterpassion
      @Waterpassion 9 месяцев назад +8

      Thank you for the handwritten recipe. I have nowhere to write but I can screenshot! 😂❤

    • @rosebayer114
      @rosebayer114 9 месяцев назад +3

      Wasn't there supposed to be salt as well? He mentioned it when describing how to make your own peanut butter. Thank you for the recipe. 😊

    • @microchip5673
      @microchip5673 9 месяцев назад

      This is how I make my peanut butter cookies but I be using already made peanut butter and I use vanilla extract but everything else is the same. They're quick, easy and taste great.

    • @ianover6838
      @ianover6838 9 месяцев назад +1

      Finally some normal units. Just wondering, are those metric or imperial minutes?

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 8 месяцев назад

      He mentioned salt, I think for making homemade peanut butter. Also said you could roast the peanuts for more flavor. SO, I'm guessing he made his butter with raw unsalted unroasted peanuts. No idea how much salt he uses. I don't have a food processor so I'll be using store bought. ​@@rosebayer114

  • @bluebellsings2
    @bluebellsings2 10 месяцев назад +2

    That one-handed egg crack. He's a legit chef.

  • @FishAnvil
    @FishAnvil 9 месяцев назад +30

    The low battery fire alarm adds to the flavor

  • @PatelRaj-wy4mc
    @PatelRaj-wy4mc 3 месяца назад

    This peanut butter content is amazing! "Stralia", a new peanut butter brand, caught my eye with their focus on choco and natural flavor. Would love to see them featured in a future video!

  • @Alexie24Alexie
    @Alexie24Alexie 10 месяцев назад +13

    Okay first time I seen someone make this with their own peanuts! That's new

  • @qualqui
    @qualqui 4 месяца назад

    José, Peanut butter cookies are GREAT, but how about making homemade Graham crackers?You're always on it! :D

  • @ddee1263
    @ddee1263 9 месяцев назад +22

    Yum, but next time, use some dark brown sugar for half the sugar. It will add some really nice flavor.

  • @Portal-doll
    @Portal-doll 8 месяцев назад

    He made the most easy cookie in the most difficult way possible

  • @rosebud5642
    @rosebud5642 10 месяцев назад +49

    My all-time favorite peanut butter cookies, thank you for sharing.🥀

  • @nicoleditter4647
    @nicoleditter4647 2 месяца назад

    My husband said these are the best pb cookies he's ever had in his life! We can't stop making them😂

  • @DJM3991
    @DJM3991 9 месяцев назад +15

    This is the only way I make mine. Also, a bonus is to throw in some of those crushed Heath pieces in there and you got a fine cookie right der

  • @shellyboggs9093
    @shellyboggs9093 8 месяцев назад

    I love that they are gluten free! So easy but delicious!

  • @natiflores8654
    @natiflores8654 8 месяцев назад +8

    😋😋👍I am here with my mouth watering 😂 I love peanut butter cookies 👍🤗

  • @joannstewart7807
    @joannstewart7807 5 месяцев назад

    They look delicious! No leavening? I'll try them!

  • @torifiberarts
    @torifiberarts 10 месяцев назад +46

    I just wanna say, your videos and recipes are carrying me through the holidays. So thank you 🙏🏻

    • @martiniontherocks4026
      @martiniontherocks4026 10 месяцев назад +1

      Oh yes. He's an automatic one to watch, everytime. Great job, Sir.

  • @fleetwood7538
    @fleetwood7538 8 месяцев назад

    I'm in love with this dude. So cute🫦😆💁

  • @emmasissr90
    @emmasissr90 10 месяцев назад +6

    Coming from a 28 year Chef, I really like your style, content and format!
    Keep on Cheffin

  • @jamierussellville101
    @jamierussellville101 Месяц назад

    I learned how to make PB cookies because they were a favorite of a High school boyfriend. Although not my favorite you cant beat a homemade PB cookie.

  • @kaylee1468
    @kaylee1468 8 месяцев назад +32

    You are a hero in the cooking world for newbies, the way you teach makes it feel easy.

  • @sergiv5613
    @sergiv5613 6 месяцев назад +1

    I didn't realize you could make these without adding flour.

  • @laseriguana
    @laseriguana 10 месяцев назад +17

    PB cookies are THE best

  • @robin2319
    @robin2319 9 месяцев назад

    Absolutely love peanut butter cookies homemade only

  • @bjornzek
    @bjornzek 9 месяцев назад +4

    Dude bought a whole jar of peanut butter just to tell us he doesn’t like it I respect that

  • @-Zegop-
    @-Zegop- 5 месяцев назад

    Personally I make my peanut butter with the shells on for that extra crunch.

  • @di4085
    @di4085 8 месяцев назад +4

    Never heard of vanilla bean paste. Thank you for all your great tips.

  • @raejae3755
    @raejae3755 8 месяцев назад +1

    I add some oats to mine, nice texture 😋

  • @jflores85
    @jflores85 10 месяцев назад +6

    Damn. No flour? That's awesome

    • @wallihaley5194
      @wallihaley5194 9 месяцев назад

      I wondered about that, too. 😊

  • @karenleavitt7241
    @karenleavitt7241 2 месяца назад

    My favorite cookie!

  • @Call_me_gunga_din
    @Call_me_gunga_din 9 месяцев назад +3

    I used cashews, gotten confused I made cashew cookies

  • @spookattz4171
    @spookattz4171 9 месяцев назад

    my dad used to make these so much. god, that really brings me home. gotta make some of these bad boys soon lol

  • @theguyishere16
    @theguyishere16 10 месяцев назад +8

    Bro, love the vids. But please change that smoke detector battery.

  • @ginamiller2270
    @ginamiller2270 9 месяцев назад

    LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR CHANNEL!!!!!❤

  • @Ian-bf4yk
    @Ian-bf4yk 9 месяцев назад +4

    I recommend always roasting the peanuts.
    It’s the same strength as my convictions about browning butter for cookies and always salting caramel

    • @Hope-ot1xy
      @Hope-ot1xy Месяц назад

      What is the best way to roast peanuts?

  • @better_days
    @better_days 4 месяца назад

    Thanks for your awesome tricks! I look forward to all your videos

  • @MaridoDoFelps
    @MaridoDoFelps 10 месяцев назад +5

    I hate peanut butter but would absolutely try yours
    Your charisma and the passion you put into making food makes me 100% believe I'd love anything you cooked

  • @vLgL59
    @vLgL59 9 месяцев назад

    Hubby been asking for peanut butter cookies, came across your post! Thank u can't wait to try 💜

  • @skeletaltrees
    @skeletaltrees 9 месяцев назад +4

    tried this where i doubled the recipe but replaced the pb part with one half nutella and one half cookie butter, phenomenal taste 👌

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 8 месяцев назад

      About how many cookies did it make? Looks like he got six. I'm gonna need more..

    • @skeletaltrees
      @skeletaltrees 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@recoveringsoul755 it made a decent amount, i’m pretty sure it was between 12 and 14

  • @marjunmarcelocristobal2678
    @marjunmarcelocristobal2678 9 месяцев назад

    Simple...and Loving it!❤❤ wanna start the Peanut Ball Rolling!!

  • @kalinamatias1400
    @kalinamatias1400 10 месяцев назад +11

    Now that's a cookie !!

  • @liamfinnegan2314
    @liamfinnegan2314 Месяц назад

    "SCREAMS OF AGONY" MY NUTS

  • @klapsen_pummeluff
    @klapsen_pummeluff 10 месяцев назад +34

    "First of all put your nuts in a blender" 💀

    • @MinsideE
      @MinsideE 10 месяцев назад +4

      YEEEEOWCH

    • @ImSrry4BeingWhite
      @ImSrry4BeingWhite 9 месяцев назад

      First step to being "transgender" lol

    • @RealStr8rage
      @RealStr8rage 9 месяцев назад

      @@ImSrry4BeingWhitethat wasn’t funny but I can’t expect much from a cracer

  • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
    @user-sf9gs2pg1b 9 месяцев назад

    My dad likes these chocolate chip Levain style cookies I make from a recipe (took a while to find it, it’s by Serious Eats. The recipe is the most specific recipe I’ve ever seen, even down to butter temperature and grams). It’s painful to make because I’m so particular, but it’s his favorite cookie so I just have to make them. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him love a cookie so much. I don’t even like chocolate chip cookies! But for anyone who is looking to try a cookie who likes chocolate, I recommend it.

  • @lancebeltran1811
    @lancebeltran1811 10 месяцев назад +5

    pure peanut butter cookies, no flour added to this one

    • @heatherofthemountains
      @heatherofthemountains 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah I find that intriguing. I definitely need to try it. Sounds delicious 😋

  • @sueli710
    @sueli710 3 месяца назад

    I like adding a sprinkle of kosher salt/raw sugar mix before baking

  • @Allen-Morin
    @Allen-Morin 10 месяцев назад +6

    "Here's a cookie you should know how to make."
    ....
    ... "Put your nuts in a blender."

  • @BlazinMagikarp
    @BlazinMagikarp 6 месяцев назад

    Can you do a peanut milk video?

  • @VinceKully
    @VinceKully 10 месяцев назад +3

    Change the batteries in your smoke detector

  • @elizabethTorres-c7n
    @elizabethTorres-c7n 8 месяцев назад

    🤣 Is there any thing you can't make!
    OMGOSH! Home made Peanut butter cookies, are my 2nd favorite to the Chocolate Chips! 🍪😋🥛💕

  • @samkon3148
    @samkon3148 10 месяцев назад +4

    If you want to be extra you can make the peanuts into a praline before blending and your cookies will have an amazing caramel note.

  • @mlknox8566
    @mlknox8566 9 месяцев назад

    My favorite cookies my grandma used to make during the holidays ❤ Great recipe

  • @ninioxtremo14
    @ninioxtremo14 10 месяцев назад +4

    Change ur fire alarm battery and thank me later. You’re welcome.

  • @SledDog5678
    @SledDog5678 8 месяцев назад

    For a twist, skip the fork impression and do a thumbprint. Fill with 1/2 tsp of strawberry jam & bake.

  • @Desireeluvsu2
    @Desireeluvsu2 8 месяцев назад +3

    Finally 😢😊.. this is a real peanut butter cookies 🍪.. I'm so sick n tired of a flourish cookie. Bless you 🙏 ♥️ 😊

  • @okthen9718
    @okthen9718 9 месяцев назад

    WaY 2 make it intimidating 4 us!-show off! Lol.. they look wonderful ❤ i wish!!!😊

  • @the1only467
    @the1only467 8 месяцев назад +3

    Those with Hersey kisses on top are the best.

    • @8ending8ranches
      @8ending8ranches 7 месяцев назад +1

      That’s a totally different cookie that’s called peanut butter blossom. How dare you?Lmao

    • @the1only467
      @the1only467 7 месяцев назад

      @@8ending8ranches my favorite! I love peanut butter but chocolate just takes it to another level.

  • @XX-bo5pb
    @XX-bo5pb 9 месяцев назад

    Yeah those look incredible

  • @CB22796
    @CB22796 8 месяцев назад

    Plz post all ingedients & oven temps & times to alll videos 🙏😊

  • @Chirs_69
    @Chirs_69 7 месяцев назад

    I love me some jar stuff 😂

  • @terryfelkins912
    @terryfelkins912 7 дней назад

    I use brown sugar! Lighter and fluffier. Oh flour too!

  • @aleksaslanov8741
    @aleksaslanov8741 9 месяцев назад

    Chunky peanut butter is underrated

  • @XpapricaX
    @XpapricaX 8 месяцев назад

    Mine cane out like crraaaaaaap .

    • @josephineellis4619
      @josephineellis4619 4 месяца назад

      Why do you say that question mark i'm asking because I didn't like mine either. The shape or the taste? Mine was both. They didn't stick together. And I did not like the taste.

  • @Zoid_xyz.
    @Zoid_xyz. 9 месяцев назад

    We have all had these

  • @ozorio4348
    @ozorio4348 9 месяцев назад

    Can you please show us how to make De La Rosa Masapan!!!😊

  • @hollyhancock2319
    @hollyhancock2319 5 месяцев назад

    Gonna try. Ty

  • @Goldenstateguy1
    @Goldenstateguy1 4 месяца назад

    oh wow, those are a lot less calories than traditional which have flour in the batter too. I like this. I will try and use stevia to make them keto

  • @chirso2460
    @chirso2460 9 месяцев назад

    My medical bills are through the roof. Thanks

  • @thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053
    @thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053 9 месяцев назад

    I used to think my dad was a master chef when he would make these

  • @elmalo5
    @elmalo5 6 месяцев назад +1

    Add some cinnamon and a pinch of salt to the mix, if you want to go the extra mile after making the pattern add some cinnamon sugar on top. Not only does the house get that amazing baking smell but it makes it feel more christmassy

  • @carpy8359
    @carpy8359 Месяц назад

    So its just peanut butter and an egg? How have i not been making these

  • @tomjames9681
    @tomjames9681 3 месяца назад

    Wait what’s the bake time? Or is it intuitive and short? These look great I gotta make them 🤤

    • @dhirynbanga
      @dhirynbanga 3 месяца назад +1

      350f for 9-10 minutes

  • @justdumpit9789
    @justdumpit9789 9 месяцев назад

    Love it.

  • @MC-gt6yp
    @MC-gt6yp 9 месяцев назад

    Yum!

  • @bigjuelz
    @bigjuelz 10 месяцев назад +1

    I was about to swap to the next vid. Cuz I hate peanut butter cookies...... but homemade peanut butter you say? I'm in

  • @thomasmontalvo310
    @thomasmontalvo310 10 месяцев назад +2

    Ok señor Trader Joe’s 😅
    The ones for número 1 or NorthGate are good 🥜

  • @jensen_z
    @jensen_z Месяц назад +1

    Hopefully you’ve changed those smoke alarm batteries on the last 6 months

  • @mandytwilson4564
    @mandytwilson4564 5 месяцев назад

    Nice 🙌

  • @furryplantsandcoins9070
    @furryplantsandcoins9070 6 месяцев назад

    Can we do this with walnuts?? Okay I know it's not the same but it's still a nut and you said to put them in the blender😂😂😂

  • @hosamjameeltheprobro
    @hosamjameeltheprobro 6 месяцев назад +1

    "put your nuts in a blender"
    Instructions unclear, I am infertile now 💀