I was 14 years old. I loved Gaben so much. I had all the games and hats. I pray to Gaben every night, thanking him for the games I purchased. “Gaben is love” I say, “Gaben is life”. My sister walks in and calls me a nerd. I knew she was just jealous of the summer sales. I call her a peasant. She slaps me, and goes to Forever21. I’m using my computer now, and my face hurts. Something touches me; it’s Gaben! He whispers in my ear, “This is MY wallet.” He grabs my hands with his powerful gamer hands, and puts them on my keyboard. I’m ready. I spread my wallet for Gaben as he penetrates by funds. It makes so much debt, but I do it for Gaben. I can feel my mortgage increasing and my library grows. It costs so much, but I do it for Gaben; I want to please Gaben. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games. My sister walks in. Gaben looks her in the eye and says, “It was worth the wait.” Gaben flies out through the computer screen. Gaben is love. Gaben is life.
Lyrics - Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben. Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben. Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben. Gabe newell, gaben gaben G-A-B-E-N (Gaben with your nose so bright, wont you give me sex tonight) Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben. Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben. Gaben.
Lyrics Gaben the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you could even say it glows. All of the other developers, used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor gaben, sell all the bundle sales with beta keys. Then one foggy christmas eve, santachrist came to say, Gaben with your nose so bright, won't you release episode 3 tonight? Then how the delevopers hated him, as the consumers shouted with rage, Gaben the red nose reindeer, I'd thought you said you'll release episode thr-*steam account banned due to suspicious activity*
Wait... So Gaben has three points showing, on each side of his antlers, and his nose is red... 3 x 2 = 6 R E D = 3 letters 6 - 3 = 3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!
I wish I could join in the Gaben games :(
does Gaben laugh and call you names
buy more cases and you can join
Dern sure
Kaiden Krueger too soon m8
***** he does have a knife
NOW it's the holidays
luv ur stuff bb
JP Neufeld We all do our part for the greater Gabe.
69 lieks
And now it the holidays AGAIN!
+silver snow dragon and it is holiday in 2017 AGAIN YES!!!!
Legend says, if you press his red nose, your steam library fills with 20 games.
Your wallet also disappears.
YES. You did it. Another masterpiece. Let the holiday sales floweth! =D
Gaben's Portal 2 song.
m1337 you need to make more sfm videos
omg its harry!
Harry... your a wizzard
dat engi Musician wizard!
goddammit
Ardy plz
What The Fuck?
***** You crushed this man's dreams.
gabenit
Darth Revan Imposter!
I've just been nominated for a Grammy
Screw the grammys, we want the Gabens
He gave us sales!
+sniperlizard He took our account information and gave it to everyone!
+Taenlyn So generous!
His voice is so beautiful but so pained
My favourite class is the spy. Thanks and have fun
It's that time of the year again guys! Let us GABEN it up!
And its about that time again gamer
@@Gris00 Holy crap, thanks for reminding me about this comment, never expected to actually have anyone comment on this.
A real modern masterpiece, Merry Christmas lads :^)
Merry christmas fella
It sucks when red soldier blocks milk.
XD
I was 14 years old. I loved Gaben so much. I had all the games and hats. I pray to Gaben every night, thanking him for the games I purchased. “Gaben is love” I say, “Gaben is life”. My sister walks in and calls me a nerd. I knew she was just jealous of the summer sales. I call her a peasant. She slaps me, and goes to Forever21. I’m using my computer now, and my face hurts. Something touches me; it’s Gaben! He whispers in my ear, “This is MY wallet.” He grabs my hands with his powerful gamer hands, and puts them on my keyboard. I’m ready. I spread my wallet for Gaben as he penetrates by funds. It makes so much debt, but I do it for Gaben. I can feel my mortgage increasing and my library grows. It costs so much, but I do it for Gaben; I want to please Gaben. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games. My sister walks in. Gaben looks her in the eye and says, “It was worth the wait.” Gaben flies out through the computer screen. Gaben is love. Gaben is life.
I hope this wasn't a metaphor.
Of course not
Lik if u crie every t1em
Shrek is love shrek is life (Gaben version)
Can't be the holidays without Gaben :D
Christmas music? Christ, thanksgiving isn't even over yet!
Some people don't celebrate thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving happened LAST month up here in Canada. You Americans are late.
JP Neufeld Oh yeah, Canadians have thanksgiving on October 2 if im not mistaken?
Pvt.Benning Of The 49th Indiana the date changes every year in Canada, similar to easter
Nobody outside America celebrate thanksgiving.
my fans are so lovely
Lyrics -
Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben
Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben.
Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben.
Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben.
Gabe newell, gaben gaben G-A-B-E-N
(Gaben with your nose so bright, wont you give me sex tonight)
Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben.
Gaben gaben, gabe newell. G-A-B-E-N gaben.
Gaben.
It's sales not sex, as in steam sales
***** No I think he had it right.
AlexEatsCats It's sales, are you def?
AgentWillamcraft
No, im in love
AgentWillamcraft No, I'm not "deaf" I think I would know the difference between sex and sales. (;
I fell off my chair laughing when the pic came out XD
Still great in 2021
Best gaben song
I still listen to this as my Christmas hype music 👍🏽
I have lost my spiritual virginity
god
+Pedro “MudkipIsOP” Paris Gaben*
Happy holidays. The winter sale won't be happening.
POZDRO Z OPENINGU GIMPERA XD
Tak samo:P
2 czerwone:)
Halo alo! :D
Pozdro xd
wat
"All I want for Christmas is half-life 3, half-life 3, half-life 3."
Lyrics
Gaben the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you could even say it glows. All of the other developers, used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor gaben, sell all the bundle sales with beta keys. Then one foggy christmas eve, santachrist came to say, Gaben with your nose so bright, won't you release episode 3 tonight? Then how the delevopers hated him, as the consumers shouted with rage, Gaben the red nose reindeer, I'd thought you said you'll release episode thr-*steam account banned due to suspicious activity*
3+3=9 9+9=18, 1-8=7 7x3=21 2+1=3, a Triangle has 3 sides!!! Illuminati confirmed!!!
Kevin Blake illuminati=episode 3's delay
Is Half Life Alyx close enough? Was for me!
We got Half-Life Alyx Soldier
I'm so glad I discovered you via kootra, your Gaben stuff is amazing.
Preparing for the summer sale
It's here!
F*ck christmas music, i want gabensmas music
yasssd
Happy Gabemas
Where the hell has the algorithm brought me this time
Merry GABEN Christmas 2023!
Ive been waiting to listen to this again
New ringtone, boys
ohh yeah XD
:P
After A whole Year, Gaben and his sales spread across the world makes people so happy!
there HAVE to be a Gaben reacts to stuff like this, THERE MUST.
Let the Holiday 2014 Comments BEGIN!!
pozdrawiam gimpera
***** Pozdrawiam ortografię
DGL Powiedz mi kurwa co ma wspólnego gimper z gabenem!?
Ja właśnie nie wiem ;-;
Może z Case Openingiem ?
PanZiemniak13Studio PL EN ale co ma case opening do gabena!?
To że Gaben "strollował" że tak powiem gimpera gdy otwierał skrzynki i mu fajny skin czy tam kosa przeleciała przed oczami ;-;
This song has been giving me good luck for loot openings on OW.
Simply masterful
It’s that time of year
Tomorrow bois
Beautiful.
1 year later, still hasn't changed.
This is a masterpiece
Thank you for song knife for you.
Catchy as always.
HE IS BACK! PRAISE THE LORD
That time of year again!
I love it
It's that time of year again.
Gonna be micspamming this during Smissmas 2016.
Merry x-mas and happy new year.
I am infinitely happier after seeing this
it just doesn't feel like Christmas without classic gaben carols
Merry Gaben
This makes me wish it was the holidays already! So I can play this on repeat at any party :Dm
It's that time of the year again, alright.
Happy new year
This is art.
Best Gabemas Evah!
Unironically really catchy lmfao
Today is Christmas Eve, The day of Christmas is coming tomorrow... Prepare your wallets for the Steam sales and the wrath of Gaben.
You made my day !!
Oh Gaben, how we love you so.
All hail my master Gaben...may he feast on my beautiful propane and propane accessories, I tell ya h'wut!
All we are missing is "All I want for Christmas is Gave"
This is going to be in my christmas song playlist
Tis the Season
Thank you im gonna use this on christmas, its pretty awesome.
"Won't you give me sales tonight?"
We are ready for winter sales Gaben..
"Gaben with your nose so bright, won't you give me sales tonight!"
merry gabemas
im gonn put this on the Christmas playlist at work, just to see who my boss is gonna blame XD
I wonder about Gaben's opinion on his internet cult
I love the way he says "Newell"
Best christmas song !
I'll play this on my steam holiday shopping spree next christmas.
Now I don't know which one to choose as my festive ringtone.
CHRISTMAS TIME, BOYS!
Watching this makes it automatically Christmas
Ahh. Christmas 2023
merry christmas
Have a Merry Gaben everybody!
My favourite
I still feel the christmas until now
All I want for Christmas is Half Life Thr... I mean Half Life 2 Episode 2.1
The christmas sales are coming
Ah, the holidays. A time when we thank the holy lord Gaben for his holiday sales. Let us join in prayer at the dinner table.
gabelicious
dux/dux awesome masterpiece!
Merry christmas everybody
dat milk throw
I love what the internet has become
Wait... So Gaben has three points showing, on each side of his antlers, and his nose is red...
3 x 2 = 6
R E D = 3 letters
6 - 3 = 3
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I love how many people come up with this stuff on the spot.
***** This was a short one, look up "Top Ten Facts - Valve" on RUclips and look at the comments section. You'll see imagination right there.
VipDude Sounds like it will be a lot.
Hopefully it will be worth the wait.
Enitoni 2salty4me
Thanks! and have Fun!
so funny! love the song
Playing this in 1.5x speed is fantastic.
The steam holiday sale has arrived!
*PREPARE YOUR WALLETS!*
It's perfect