#narcissist #narcissism #hgtudor Will the narcissist play the hide the sausage or ride the flagpole with anybody and everybody? Let's find out as HG Tudor explains.
HG Tudor saved my life 3 years ago . Did exactly what he said No Contact. Everything HG said happened . I still get hovered around every 6 months even with absolutely no contact. Narcissists are delusional. Thanks for teaching me the game HG . I could teach classes on narcissism now . HG is the best teacher I have learned from. Thank you . Thank you sir . I know you saved my life .
The narcissist never engages in genuine intimate love making. They just pretend as they are incapable of ever loving someone genuinely. For them its just a pleasurable physical act. Don't let them fool you.
And if they do have sex with you, it's only about 'The Show' YOU might be putting on for them. The noises, movements, etc. THEY like a show, sometimes, but not actually the person.
Very true, it was the worst sex, and indeed they like "the show". Robotic at Best. They use bodies to m a s t u r b a t e. Wish I had identified him before i got frustrated with them
Amen to that ending, 'Engaging in a period of celibacy', exactly where I am at! On top of listening to you daily, so my emotional thinking is much much lower than it ever has been in my entire life... Thank you HG, you explained this perfectly...
SHAKING THE TRAILER!! The narc I've known for 25 years that I just walked away from lives in a trailer 😂 I'd never judge anyone's living situation, it's actually nice with a river right behind it but that's hilarious. The name of his wifi is "penetration station". If that's not a red flag flapping in the wind..
This is brilliant HG.. I’m laughing out loud. Thanks so much for making my narcissistic abuse situation one that now makes me roar with laughter. You’ve healed me
The way H.G gives different examples of describing sex is equivalent to me when I’m trying to stretch out an essay that has a word count requirement. Good work as always H.G.
Oh HG you are hilarious, I had to listen to this one twice because I was laughing so much over all of your euphemisms… I love it when you talk dirty 😉 Sending you love and fuel ❤❤❤
Oh my goodness! The title made me chuckle HG... !!! I’ve had a bad week, but think I’m about to get some very amusing education... I have to laugh or I would cry. Empath here who escaped... got out & stayed out. X
This was by far the funniest thing I've listened to yet H.G.! Some of these I'd never even heard of before. I guess you said "Buttering the biscuit", but I heard "Butchering the biscuit?!", which had me rolling. That's fantastic! 😂😂😂 I needed some good laughs and you most certainly delivered. Thank you for being you H.G. ❤
HG you absolutely incredible and by far the very best (in my opinion) when it comes to explaining Narcissism! Not only covering every aspect but rawness in it’s entirety. I only wish I’d found you a year ago however, reading comments below and from other clips you provided, I can safely say I dodged a bullet! Thank you for educating us all and please keep those clips coming! X
well, being in a LDR situation with my first love who is also a raging narcissist now i am crying and understanding that nothing ever meant anything. that’s why the people he actually dated looked a certain way, but the people he’s slept with / me, our looks don’t matter because it’s just the fuel. gah. i can’t tell you how much i appreciate this channel. it sucks, like SUCKS, and i’m a pretty well put together person, but damn. thank you
I completely can relate to your pain of finding out the hard truth that we never knew them. I've been married over 23 years and sure I seen many signs but he talked me in circles and started acting aggressive towards me I ended up trying to end me but I started waking up to everything and seen him finally for who he is. I'm devastated, I don't know just how far his taste went the other direction sexually compared to me and I've seen some very unusual activity on his phone that made me feel that he likes them young but do they ever cross the line in that way? I need help can someone please list a great support group For narcissist abuse cause I'm still easy to break at this point I'm stuck with no financial support at all. Please let me know anything that can help me please 🙏🏼🥺
I laughed so much I listened to it again to catch all the euphemisms. Omg, that was friggin HILARIOUS 🤣🤣 I've also gone no contact on the kitty for some time now. And with each of your videos it may be forever 😭
Horizontal Hula...Slapping the Salmon. I laughed so hard the first time I seen this, I had to watch it again to absorb it. Hahaha. ❤️ this! Saved to my favorites to watch over, and over again for a great belly laugh. Thanks for this. I needed it.
This finally answered the question for me of "Why is this person married to THAT person (where the answer is not "money" and/or "power")? And of course, it was brilliantly hilarious! 😆 Thanks, HG!
Wow, I remember this guy acquaintance I had saying exactly this "any hole will do" to another guy and he was 100% a user & a player. Now thinking back on it & other things he did & said, he was probably a narcissist.
I listened to this a few times and laughed. After the celibacy comment at the end, it made me think of the lyric of one of those 80s songs, "... and I ran, I ran so far away ..."
Hahaha this was sooooo helpful HG. I can't get the exes famous quotes out of my head listening to this. He would come home from vacation w his bff golf friend, and quote the Brokeback Mountain: babe I missed you so much "You're the Only one. I can't quit you"..... Now, I'm discovering all the hidden s*x partners of his, including his vacation buddy. Always such a strange relationship w this man n his bff. Between nite time texts constant calls and his yrly vaca... Even his gay jokes now make sense thanks to ur Tudor treatment. Thank you HG. Idk if I'd ever come so far in my recovery if it weren't for your education. Grateful.
The Narcissist I was with is a lower to mid range. Very sexualised man but not good in bed. With weird fantasies. I always thought he was guy bc he is effeminate but your video clarified the issue. His previous partners/affairs were so ugly I felt like an upper grade to him, but your videos explain everything!
Mine too! Talked the talk and claimed to be an “alpha male” but at 52 when we did have sex as he couldn’t get it up without blue pills he was the worst lover I’ve ever had! No foreplay just sex and he wasn’t they biggest so it really wasn’t that satisfying 🤦♀️ I later found out he can only get it up if the women wear Lycra or latex and I don’t so 🤷♀️
Lol any hole will do is right .I think he believes he is a somatic but does not have the conventional standard of beauty to pull it off so he downgraded. But, he has some money and comes of as charming so that's probably what draws doormats in . The narc I knew I believe is a vulnerable covert so I don't think it matters who he sleeps with only what he can get out of her.
You know you slayed this one HG. I am laughing my ass off! And my experience has been with the ones who like to show us off, want to hump often but actually aren’t the best lovers I have had. I was indeed patient. Of course I was. Thanks HG, this one made me laugh those cool adult kinds chuckles.
I had to listen to this 3x, for the hilarious, raw comedic value which is all, solely painfully true and shocking in the beginning of "discovery." Thank you HG for your work. If I promise to give you credit, may I memorize this, and deliver it to others, where appropriate? I also promise to do my best to imitate your accent, tone, and cadence! They all come together in a way, that make Narc's look like the weak, pathetic buffoons they really are. Oops I forgot, you're a Narc. Help me out here. How do I reconcile you being brilliant and a buffoon at the same time????
For my narc, any pole will do. After I left her, I found out that she immediately went on tinder and “knocked boots” with many, many men, no doubt in an effort to obtain fuel and probably hoping to find a new victim.
Mine was mostly lazy and didn’t know what to do. Until the act became nonexistent for most of our marriage. I thought he just wasn’t the sexual type until I found out about his porn addiction. Guess it was easier and less effort...
Well, I can now happily consider myself properly tudor’d or H.G.’d after hearing the myriad of ways-a small sampling, I’m sure-one can refer to the act of sex. You were truly inspired, darling H.G. I always have a specific person/family member in mind when I listen to you, and you never fail to nail-hey, did I make a funny rhyme about impotence?-his disturbing narcissistic qualities. I cut him off, and I’m so much happier for doing so. I must add your plethora of humorous sexual synonyms to my little list of tudorisms. Thank you for all.
Thanks.. you once again cleared up some confusion .. as I’ve met another.. I can’t help but watch.. even as he ticks off the list.. I was still unclear as to how he was manufacturing his false attraction.. no worries.. I’ll let it go. Just wanted confirmation.. always looking for a mother.. I swear. The sex life would never take off,, he’d probably be impotent more than engaged.. I would get bored knowing this is the depth of it.. But still watching one in action when you know the game .. irresistible. Couldn’t help myself. Thanks as always - 💙
@@hgtudor-theultra I overheard a woman in the bathroom telling a coworker about her abusive ex today. I copied the title of one of your videos on a receipt and gave it to her. I decided to print more to have handy to give out, business card size. 🔫🔫🔫
I’m going to have to listen again to get the message, HG. I was so entertained by your many euphemisms for sex, I got distracted! You make me laugh. I hope you’re having a Fizzing Fuel Friday
Bug up dude u r the best Luv how u play the role U make me feel like a conquerer Been so ready for every game she plays Literally have her like a gig Even have her 17 yr daughter who 8s in training spinning. Lol no more supplies
HG Tudor saved my life 3 years ago . Did exactly what he said No Contact. Everything HG said happened . I still get hovered around every 6 months even with absolutely no contact. Narcissists are delusional. Thanks for teaching me the game HG . I could teach classes on narcissism now . HG is the best teacher I have learned from. Thank you . Thank you sir . I know you saved my life .
Yes ❤❤❤ no contact is a great strategy❤
😂😂😂I have never heard the ‘act” described in such a myriad of ways... hilarious
I watched this video only because I read your comment. And you were right!
Yes..I was actually amazed, this man knows that many ways to describe..lol..too funny..definitely needed that laugh
In My bad english, i still heard all the nick's and understand what he ment. 😂😂😂
ROFLMAO!!!
Take old one eye to the optometrist!!! 🤣
The narcissist never engages in genuine intimate love making. They just pretend as they are incapable of ever loving someone genuinely. For them its just a pleasurable physical act. Don't let them fool you.
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They can't... Its so robotic and mechanical !
And if they do have sex with you, it's only about 'The Show' YOU might be putting on for them. The noises, movements, etc. THEY like a show, sometimes, but not actually the person.
Very true, it was the worst sex, and indeed they like "the show". Robotic at Best. They use bodies to m a s t u r b a t e. Wish I had identified him before i got frustrated with them
Amen to that ending, 'Engaging in a period of celibacy', exactly where I am at! On top of listening to you daily, so my emotional thinking is much much lower than it ever has been in my entire life... Thank you HG, you explained this perfectly...
Indeed and thank you.
@@hgtudor-theultra You're welcomed...
If you listen to him, you CAN get away. It works!
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I have been Celibate and have not had sexual intercourse in almost 2 years now.
I think you win the world record for knowing the most sexual euphemisms HG! 😂👏
I was just getting warmed up. I missed out one of my favourites "slip her a crippler."
@@hgtudor-theultra 😂😂😂
Right 😆
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Lmao!! "Checking the Oil"!!
Euphemisms used for the entire video and never said the same one twice......now that’s brilliance!👍🏽👏🏽👌🏾
I shed a lot of tears over him in the past and I appreciate you making a laughingstock of him with this video.
"Watch out, the narcissist is coming. Literally." 😂🤣😂🤣 You are the only narcissist I absolutely adore.
lol...
For a forgeneir like me. Not only you enlighted me on narcissism but also on so much sex vocabulary.. Lol
It is all learning here, Maria.
😆lol
@@hgtudor-theultra 😆 👏👏👏
SHAKING THE TRAILER!! The narc I've known for 25 years that I just walked away from lives in a trailer 😂 I'd never judge anyone's living situation, it's actually nice with a river right behind it but that's hilarious. The name of his wifi is "penetration station". If that's not a red flag flapping in the wind..
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I always knew the ex narc wasn't fussy when it came to him hiding the sausage. No morals or self respect. 🤮
This must be a narc thing the lack of respect and self respect!
I agree so gross
This is brilliant HG.. I’m laughing out loud. Thanks so much for making my narcissistic abuse situation one that now makes me roar with laughter. You’ve healed me
Yes, agreed. Wouldn't be OK had it not been for his videos.
You are welcome.
@@riaramcharan8185 💯👏👏👏
Spearing the bearded clam!!!! I can't even.. Holy!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a lesson for a non-native speaker like myself😂😂😂
Oh mine downgraded! As they say, what attracted him in the beginning will be what annoys him in the end. Clinginess, dependency, etc.
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Love all your different words for hanky panky
Sexual thesaurus
I’m bursting out in laughter in the gym😂😂
You could actually make it as a stand up comedian if you ever get too bored with yourself! I listen now just to get a jolly good laugh from you H.G
The way H.G gives different examples of describing sex is equivalent to me when I’m trying to stretch out an essay that has a word count requirement. Good work as always H.G.
Albeit it I am far. more amusing.
@@hgtudor-theultra Indeed! I learn something new everyday. Look forward to more content, H.G.
Oh HG you are hilarious, I had to listen to this one twice because I was laughing so much over all of your euphemisms… I love it when you talk dirty 😉
Sending you love and fuel ❤❤❤
The euphemisms used for various sex acts are gloriously funny.
Entertaining education is effective.
Playing with the box the kid came in. 😆
@@hgtudor-theultra Indeed I listened twice so I could write some of them down😂.
@@christinaandrews4891 😂😂😂
@@lollist7652 storming the pink palace
Oh my goodness! The title made me chuckle HG... !!! I’ve had a bad week, but think I’m about to get some very amusing education... I have to laugh or I would cry. Empath here who escaped... got out & stayed out. X
😂😂😂 So sad that Narcs can’t feel the subtle emotional nuances of sex that can make it glorious.
Yh it was like being “laid” by a Komodo dragon or some other kind of reptile. They were quite weird about sex altogether.
This was by far the funniest thing I've listened to yet H.G.! Some of these I'd never even heard of before. I guess you said "Buttering the biscuit", but I heard "Butchering the biscuit?!", which had me rolling. That's fantastic! 😂😂😂 I needed some good laughs and you most certainly delivered. Thank you for being you H.G. ❤
HG you absolutely incredible and by far the very best (in my opinion) when it comes to explaining Narcissism! Not only covering every aspect but rawness in it’s entirety. I only wish I’d found you a year ago however, reading comments below and from other clips you provided, I can safely say I dodged a bullet! Thank you for educating us all and please keep those clips coming! X
Sorry, was shaky from laughing. Applause for the Master of Mirth and Edutainment.
I had a hard time getting my kiddo to sleep cause i kept busting out laughing.
😂 love the references...”bury the bone!” Frightening but true 🤷♀️ Thanks HG!
My husband actually listened to this one. 'the box that the kid came in" funny thank you 🌟
So true, so true!! They truly are animals!!!!
Oh my! I’ve never heard so many euphemisms concentrated into such a concise commentary! 😂 Bravo, HG.
Thank you.
Hysterical, as usual.
Thanking you.
This is priceless!
Open the doors to Mordor...
This is why i run away from narcissists like they are the zombie apocalypse. ☠️💔
Narcissists=Noxlove
well, being in a LDR situation with my first love who is also a raging narcissist now i am crying and understanding that nothing ever meant anything. that’s why the people he actually dated looked a certain way, but the people he’s slept with / me, our looks don’t matter because it’s just the fuel. gah. i can’t tell you how much i appreciate this channel. it sucks, like SUCKS, and i’m a pretty well put together person, but damn. thank you
It does suck girl..I feel ya.. but we will be ok..prayers for ya and also myself..
Been there. I know how you feel
I completely can relate to your pain of finding out the hard truth that we never knew them. I've been married over 23 years and sure I seen many signs but he talked me in circles and started acting aggressive towards me I ended up trying to end me but I started waking up to everything and seen him finally for who he is. I'm devastated, I don't know just how far his taste went the other direction sexually compared to me and I've seen some very unusual activity on his phone that made me feel that he likes them young but do they ever cross the line in that way? I need help can someone please list a great support group For narcissist abuse cause I'm still easy to break at this point I'm stuck with no financial support at all.
Please let me know anything that can help me please 🙏🏼🥺
I laughed so much I listened to it again to catch all the euphemisms. Omg, that was friggin HILARIOUS 🤣🤣
I've also gone no contact on the kitty for some time now. And with each of your videos it may be forever 😭
Horizontal Hula...Slapping the Salmon. I laughed so hard the first time I seen this, I had to watch it again to absorb it. Hahaha. ❤️ this! Saved to my favorites to watch over, and over again for a great belly laugh. Thanks for this. I needed it.
This video should have come with a bladder control warning.
So should this comment
This finally answered the question for me of "Why is this person married to THAT person (where the answer is not "money" and/or "power")? And of course, it was brilliantly hilarious! 😆 Thanks, HG!
You are welcome.
Sex with the narc was the worst experience I ever had!
This video was a laugh a minute... Thanks HG
Yes, he wants to use me in order to learn things [mid-range victim type]. Blech ! No. Just no.
Ok everybody, let's all contribute one that H.G. didn't say... I'll start: "Put the hotdog in the piehole"!🌭🥧😁
Started singing your title to the melody "any dream will do" - Joseph and his technicolored dipstick 🤣
Wow, I remember this guy acquaintance I had saying exactly this "any hole will do" to another guy and he was 100% a user & a player. Now thinking back on it & other things he did & said, he was probably a narcissist.
I listened to this a few times and laughed. After the celibacy comment at the end, it made me think of the lyric of one of those 80s songs, "... and I ran, I ran so far away ..."
These euphemisms are so funny I’ve had to write them all down. I think I’ve led a sheltered life…
I actually listened to this several times so I could get all the names for the act. 😭🤣🤣🤣😭
Hahaha this was sooooo helpful HG.
I can't get the exes famous quotes out of my head listening to this.
He would come home from vacation w his bff golf friend, and quote the Brokeback Mountain: babe I missed you so much
"You're the Only one. I can't quit you".....
Now, I'm discovering all the hidden s*x partners of his, including his vacation buddy.
Always such a strange relationship w this man n his bff.
Between nite time texts constant calls and his yrly vaca... Even his gay jokes now make sense thanks to ur Tudor treatment.
Thank you HG.
Idk if I'd ever come so far in my recovery if it weren't for your education.
Grateful.
The Narcissist I was with is a lower to mid range. Very sexualised man but not good in bed. With weird fantasies. I always thought he was guy bc he is effeminate but your video clarified the issue. His previous partners/affairs were so ugly I felt like an upper grade to him, but your videos explain everything!
Mine too! Talked the talk and claimed to be an “alpha male” but at 52 when we did have sex as he couldn’t get it up without blue pills he was the worst lover I’ve ever had! No foreplay just sex and he wasn’t they biggest so it really wasn’t that satisfying 🤦♀️
I later found out he can only get it up if the women wear Lycra or latex and I don’t so 🤷♀️
What !?! Does HG have a “sexual acts” thesaurus??? lol 😆 this was a very informative and funny video to listen to.
You are so spot on HG......
Lol any hole will do is right .I think he believes he is a somatic but does not have the conventional standard of beauty to pull it off so he downgraded. But, he has some money and comes of as charming so that's probably what draws doormats in . The narc I knew I believe is a vulnerable covert so I don't think it matters who he sleeps with only what he can get out of her.
It's how you make me feel .. and absolutely intelligent man throws me
"Smack the salmon" LMAO as I was just about to head to Aldi for some salmon steaks brilliant 👏
bruh... “take ol’ 1 eye to the optomatrist” got me DeD. 😂🤣💀
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It's amazing how right you are. What a pathetic existence. Thank you for doing these.
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You are a hoot HG,great one
Thank you.
You know you slayed this one HG. I am laughing my ass off! And my experience has been with the ones who like to show us off, want to hump often but actually aren’t the best lovers I have had. I was indeed patient. Of course I was. Thanks HG, this one made me laugh those cool adult kinds chuckles.
The way you address them 😂😂 funny but I can't help feeling bad for them 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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H. G. You knowledge of euphisms are hysterical 4legged fox trot.
I had to listen to this 3x, for the hilarious, raw comedic value which is all, solely painfully true and shocking in the beginning of "discovery." Thank you HG for your work. If I promise to give you credit, may I memorize this, and deliver it to others, where appropriate? I also promise to do my best to imitate your accent, tone, and cadence! They all come together in a way, that make Narc's look like the weak, pathetic buffoons they really are. Oops I forgot, you're a Narc. Help me out here. How do I reconcile you being brilliant and a buffoon at the same time????
Thank you, I am no buffoon though.
@@hgtudor-theultra fucking cheek 😂😂😂😂
This deserves an award of it's own. Hilarious and informative. Thank you.
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HG
You are the Number One brain untangle Master
Thank you for helping me to form my knowledge
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The Narc I know said, "you don't have to be beautiful, you just have to be available"
HG, you are so correct! Incredible. I truly hope your work is considered for inclusion into the DSM.
This by far is the BEST HG 🖤
Funny! This was a real core work out! I now have a six pack from laughing!
8 to 80; blind, crippled, or crazy.....he'll carry them if they can't walk.....yeah......🤢🤮
This is pure Vogon poetry.
I'm narc free and I like your videos
For my narc, any pole will do. After I left her, I found out that she immediately went on tinder and “knocked boots” with many, many men, no doubt in an effort to obtain fuel and probably hoping to find a new victim.
Pole 😂
So, she likes Polish men?
You are hilarious, HG! Never knew there were that many ways to describe ‘the act’
Riding the flag pole, slipping the banana. At least I got some chuckles while being educated. 😂😅
Wasn't it 'sliding'?
Brilliant...as usual! Education with a delightful twist.
Thank you.
"Any hole's a goal."
(as we say in Australia)
Is it meant in a sexual way
@@allaboardthegravytrain5987 I'll say!!
Many of them in Thailand, they retire there my darling ❤️
Reminds me of a meme I saw, " Netflix and Chill, Hulu and do you, IMAX and climax" 😆
Thank you so much!! 🤣🤣🤣🤧😉. You made me laugh so hard, and I learned at the same time! Brilliant!
Mine was mostly lazy and didn’t know what to do. Until the act became nonexistent for most of our marriage. I thought he just wasn’t the sexual type until I found out about his porn addiction. Guess it was easier and less effort...
Reminded me of sex and the city scene.
I thoroughly enjoyed this descriptive video!!! I was laughing my butt off the whole time!!! Thanks HG!
I didn't expect to laugh so hard! This is great. Thank you🤣
H.G.Tudor is so funny while being so serious. I love it😂😂..im going to listen because I want to hear the labeling of the sex act...too funny
Well, I can now happily consider myself properly tudor’d or H.G.’d after hearing the myriad of ways-a small sampling, I’m sure-one can refer to the act of sex. You were truly inspired, darling H.G.
I always have a specific person/family member in mind when I listen to you, and you never fail to nail-hey, did I make a funny rhyme about impotence?-his disturbing narcissistic qualities. I cut him off, and I’m so much happier for doing so.
I must add your plethora of humorous sexual synonyms to my little list of tudorisms.
Thank you for all.
Laughs aside, thank you, HG, for making the risks salient; this has specific implications for child protection.
The best videos on RUclips ! BRAVO!
Agreed.
@@hgtudor-theultra You would agree! 🤪
Hiding the sausage. Stuffing the taco haha! Damn. Funny as hell.
Thanks.. you once again cleared up some confusion .. as I’ve met another.. I can’t help but watch.. even as he ticks off the list.. I was still unclear as to how he was manufacturing his false attraction.. no worries.. I’ll let it go. Just wanted confirmation.. always looking for a mother.. I swear. The sex life would never take off,, he’d probably be impotent more than engaged.. I would get bored knowing this is the depth of it.. But still watching one in action when you know the game .. irresistible. Couldn’t help myself. Thanks as always - 💙
Slide the banana.. Feed the kitty ..stuff the taco😌bake the cake😩 ok dude that be in my Closet watching me sleep.
Slime the banana.
@@hgtudor-theultra this may be the best video ever. I love seeing your humorous side come out!
You really have a way with WORDS!
🤣 this explains a lot. Again, “nailed it” lol.
Indeed. I see what you did there!
@@hgtudor-theultra I overheard a woman in the bathroom telling a coworker about her abusive ex today. I copied the title of one of your videos on a receipt and gave it to her. I decided to print more to have handy to give out, business card size. 🔫🔫🔫
HG approves.
I’m going to have to listen again to get the message, HG. I was so entertained by your many euphemisms for sex, I got distracted! You make me laugh. I hope you’re having a Fizzing Fuel Friday
This made me laugh so much! Thank you!
"Oh my HG your phrases are just brilliant "
I may never look at a taco the same way again 🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤣
"Take old one eye to the optometrist" 😆😅🤣
Yep, secretly gay. Blew my mind. The mask fell completely off.
Bug up dude u r the best Luv how u play the role U make me feel like a conquerer Been so ready for every game she plays Literally have her like a gig Even have her 17 yr daughter who 8s in training spinning. Lol no more supplies
When I first saw the title I thought you were referring to a peep hole 👀
Awesome! This made me laugh so much. Good timing 8)
Is there any connection between narcissism and extreme/unusual sexual kinks? Or addictions to certain sexual behaviours?
Yes hating intimacy!! They are basically masturbating with another's body. And are auto erotic.
I think so as mine was mostly impotent unless he took blue pills and I later found out it was as he only likes women in Lycra and latex 🤦♀️
I am kind of speechless.. well done..!!