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  • @Xeschel
    @Xeschel 2 года назад +769

    Every week I commute across Switzerland. I usually travel for about two hours and aperture uploads his videos exactly when I get on my last bus up the mountain. Such a nice thing to end the travel on.
    Edit: wow thats a lot of likes

    • @are_you_f_serious
      @are_you_f_serious 2 года назад +11

      The Time is totally great. - 19:30 at a Friday evening .. we can't ask for more. 👌

    • @francesco2d326
      @francesco2d326 2 года назад +3

      @@are_you_f_serious it's 3 AM
      Edit: it's a joke. I like aperture

    • @bitkurd
      @bitkurd 2 года назад +4

      You are living the true dream. That you are describing is just beautiful because everything in that trip through the mountains of Switzerland got unfolded with no resistance.

    • @are_you_f_serious
      @are_you_f_serious 2 года назад +2

      @@francesco2d326 exactly, so long we are in your Space of Time.- But is this really your argument against the rest of the World? .. That the World has different Time zones? I hope for you, that this is not true. 🤷🏿‍♂️Because it want to be a f****** ridiculous argument.

    • @francesco2d326
      @francesco2d326 2 года назад +2

      @@are_you_f_serious it was a joke, sorry if anyone felt offended

  • @bomby_
    @bomby_ 2 года назад +509

    Falling asleep to these is so nice for some reason.

    • @gabrielavila7421
      @gabrielavila7421 2 года назад +17

      His voice is so soothing

    • @xectabul
      @xectabul 2 года назад +21

      I was going to say the same thing. I often fall asleep during these videos. And since it's not from boredom, I'm always having to replay so I can actually enjoy them. 🙂

    • @orangefishy1748
      @orangefishy1748 2 года назад +6

      I watch his videos while painting/drawing because i dont really have to focus on the video, i cant just hear what hes saying

    • @ChessCat1500
      @ChessCat1500 2 года назад +2

      So I'm not the only one who does that..
      Hmmmmm

    • @shitsquirrel9
      @shitsquirrel9 2 года назад +2

      His voice and his mic settings along with his perfect music choice is just something else bruh

  • @AURofficial
    @AURofficial 2 года назад +516

    When he calls it useless and we actually learn more from it 😳😳😳

    • @sregginetahi999
      @sregginetahi999 2 года назад +7

      did you learn anything useful?

    • @AURofficial
      @AURofficial 2 года назад +2

      I mean ye ye ye sure!!!

    • @finz8070
      @finz8070 2 года назад +11

      @@sregginetahi999 some good dietary and fitness tips

    • @bitkurd
      @bitkurd 2 года назад +8

      haha exactly, useless might be more useful than the useful and in that case, both are the same. We only give it an objective meaning thats relative to the subject's experience.

    • @nightniro131
      @nightniro131 2 года назад +3

      @@sregginetahi999 yeah I can use it like a party fact

  • @RheinJT
    @RheinJT 2 года назад +169

    This is the most informative '14 minutes of useless information' on youtube.

  • @Novacrab
    @Novacrab 2 года назад +50

    "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. ...or gives you radiation sickness."
    My new favourite quote :D

    • @Ginger_Hrn
      @Ginger_Hrn 2 года назад

      What if it broke some bone?

  • @limbo3545
    @limbo3545 2 года назад +105

    I stick my head into a particle accelerator every time. It really works! Everyone should have his own particle accelerator.

    • @maybeanonymous6846
      @maybeanonymous6846 2 года назад +13

      Yeah, I've been doing it for the last few months, already getting the benefits! I feel light-headed and vomit sometimes, but it cant be due to that, not at all!

    • @limbo3545
      @limbo3545 2 года назад +8

      @@maybeanonymous6846 This is normal at the beginning, but it's getting better soon.

    • @sadullarizayev3121
      @sadullarizayev3121 2 года назад +8

      @@limbo3545 Not recommended for 12 year olds. You will look like a 12 year old for the rest of your life.

    • @ugwuanyicollins6136
      @ugwuanyicollins6136 2 года назад +1

      CRT tvs are particles accelerators

    • @limbo3545
      @limbo3545 2 года назад +1

      @@ugwuanyicollins6136 Yes, but you need a much stronger beam to straighten your facial skin.

  • @arkay848
    @arkay848 2 года назад +81

    Aperture: Do you want to hear some useless information?
    Me: Sure 🙂

  • @sayani6180
    @sayani6180 2 года назад +18

    If Aperture would open a global educational institution, I'd surely join it as a regular student. I can literally sit in a class for hours if the classes are like these videos.

  • @emmakorhonen
    @emmakorhonen 2 года назад +143

    I understand the feeling of taking weight loss a little too seriously. To anyone who has gone through it, I hope you're recovering and learning to love yourself again

  • @xectabul
    @xectabul 2 года назад +20

    It's always a good day when a new Aperture video comes out. Thanks!

  • @djsarkar2886
    @djsarkar2886 2 года назад +31

    Was waiting so long for another part. Great as always 💛

  • @McDonald_Glover
    @McDonald_Glover 2 года назад +74

    Make this 7 hour a day and now you can call it "school"

  • @lemon9389
    @lemon9389 2 года назад +20

    Do I want to learn useless information? Meh…
    Do I want to listen to Aperture’s voice? YES 😍

    • @guidebird76
      @guidebird76 2 года назад +1

      his mic is bad ngl

    • @offical6733
      @offical6733 2 года назад

      @@guidebird76 your speaker/headset is bad

  • @king_pretzel9414
    @king_pretzel9414 2 года назад +21

    "14 minutes of useless information" sponsored ad: *is part of the 14 minutes*

  • @hamsnadwich6767
    @hamsnadwich6767 2 года назад +4

    9:07
    That's literally saying the equivalent to "But sometimes New York can be beautiful, just ask the people at the second World Trade Center"

  • @eddiegonzalez1460
    @eddiegonzalez1460 2 года назад +16

    Love listening to your Vids while at work, doing gods work 😂😂

  • @tarkkokuokkanen1060
    @tarkkokuokkanen1060 2 года назад +5

    1:34 fun useless fact in competition prep (aka lose all fat you can) some bodybuilders might go to a 3500kcal defecit

  • @birdbird3044
    @birdbird3044 2 года назад +9

    Yayyy, another part! Thanks bro, these vids always make my day a bit better :D

  • @ifailflash2360
    @ifailflash2360 2 года назад +1

    The transitios between topics where so smooth that I can't even tell you how much stuff you talked about, amazing editing!

  • @uebob
    @uebob 2 года назад +10

    I love how the sponsor is included in the 14 minutes

  • @paiki....philosophyasiknow5153
    @paiki....philosophyasiknow5153 2 года назад +3

    That most prized possession, a very rare bottle of alcoholic beverage, the one that never had a befitting occasion to be opened…..would be perfect to sip on, while sitting down and having a conversation with Aperture.

  • @amirbahalegharn365
    @amirbahalegharn365 2 года назад +9

    wow
    from a calorie consumption & advertisement consumption to radiation consumption and flip a coin ... at least he didn't ask me to consume coins after coins,in small doses, to be stronger
    i'm really grateful for that

  • @vaanivijay6552
    @vaanivijay6552 2 года назад +1

    “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”
    This was how vaccines were invented maybe, or just an interpretation of the original idea they had back then.
    Anyways, great video once again aperture! Since I missed your videos since this one got released, I think I’ll watch them now.
    Your voice is great as ever dude

  • @vladimirmendoza2645
    @vladimirmendoza2645 2 года назад +3

    Glad to see El Magneto make a cameo in this video.

  • @Arpit_Maurya
    @Arpit_Maurya 2 года назад +8

    Noone -
    Us - Let's watch some useless information..

  • @IKEMENOsakaman
    @IKEMENOsakaman 2 года назад +1

    I learned more in this 14 minutes than my 3 years of high school...!!!

  • @boi5738
    @boi5738 2 года назад +1

    School: 6-8 hours of useless information
    Per day

  • @pillowmoment
    @pillowmoment 2 года назад +1

    14 minutes and 14 seconds!
    Perfect

  • @ID-su6cv
    @ID-su6cv 2 года назад +5

    These are life changing fact. Like literally.

  • @afterimage1993
    @afterimage1993 2 года назад +5

    Thanks for this. I love your videos, especially your voice

  • @VillainWorldwide
    @VillainWorldwide 2 года назад +8

    More shower thoughts please😢❤🔥
    Thank you👑

  • @serenaealvarez
    @serenaealvarez 2 года назад +2

    HELL YEAH THE BEST SERIES IS BACK

  • @nikhilmehrawat
    @nikhilmehrawat 2 года назад +9

    Your videos are cool as ever, however all I want to know is where do you get so good cinematographic videos. 😬

  • @cass964
    @cass964 2 года назад +3

    Is the 6000 calories thing true about chess players? My mom called me out. I tried to find a source for this info but it seems that Robert Sapolsky made this claim, I respect and admire him a lot. But on Reddit the consensus is that the 6000 calories burned per day by chess grand masters is BS. Can someone please confirm or deny this claim?

  • @newhandlewhodis
    @newhandlewhodis 2 года назад +4

    This the type of videos I need to start my day

  • @tiagomori2534
    @tiagomori2534 2 года назад +2

    Aperture 🤝 Disrupt, make amazing videos on RUclips, thanks for the amazing videos

  • @thechancellor-
    @thechancellor- 2 года назад +24

    To the *incredible person* seeing this, I wish you all the best in life❤ don't over blame yourself, accept things and go forward. Don't let others define what “success” is for you. Get up, learn the skills needed and get after it, all the keys to a happy life is in your hands. Keep pushing.

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 года назад +8

    of lot of this was useful - at least to me personally

  • @CwazyWitIt
    @CwazyWitIt 2 года назад +1

    "I was growing in the wrong direction" ummm, I don't know about you but... I would rather to grow further in length.

  • @kashcandy
    @kashcandy 2 года назад +1

    You should totally do more of this! It'd be like a series :D I learn more from this than from school

  • @ambientscience2951
    @ambientscience2951 2 года назад +1

    I love you thumbnail for some reason it is making me feel calm and peaced out 😅

  • @Ralphr203
    @Ralphr203 2 года назад +2

    Great video, thanks for creating!

  • @gubgub4182
    @gubgub4182 2 года назад +7

    That moment when you know all this "useless information"

    • @sauwurabh
      @sauwurabh 2 года назад

      i only knew the redbull thing. coz I'm into edm

  • @mider-spanman5577
    @mider-spanman5577 2 года назад +1

    Interesting that this video came out recently because I have been nervous about going to get a CT scan recently. My thought process is similar to yours though; life is a coin flip.

  • @saudqawam9835
    @saudqawam9835 2 года назад +2

    it,s 14 minutes 14 seconds, was posted 14 hours ago, and has 41k views (at my time of viewing). So many 1s and 4s

  • @loganwolv3393
    @loganwolv3393 2 года назад +19

    Wait are the "chess players utilize 6000 calories" really real? I know the brain needs a lot of calories to operate and solving complex stuff increases it but honestly this dosen't sound realistic because when your body is in need to burn lots of calories it switched to anabolic metabolism wich means your cells can ferment glucose because there's not enough oxygen to properly metabolize glucose for more ATP so in response your body will make you breathe more so that's when you're really burning lots of calories and during chess you don't hyperventilate like that... Idk the numbers seem too high to be believable.

    • @holdenlester
      @holdenlester 2 года назад +7

      Tournament chess games can go on for multiple hours so professional chess player may literally play for 10 hours in a day if they play a couple games. I'm sure that the long duration has an impact on the number at least

    • @mlungisimokhethi6958
      @mlungisimokhethi6958 2 года назад +1

      I hate that I understand this.

    • @loganwolv3393
      @loganwolv3393 2 года назад +2

      @@holdenlester Yeah, it does but still it's not too easy to believe.

    • @kapoioBCS
      @kapoioBCS 2 года назад +1

      It is definitely wrong.

    • @josepharoh7958
      @josepharoh7958 2 года назад +1

      I feel like a nerd for understanding this

  • @pandaaiman6644
    @pandaaiman6644 2 года назад +1

    This is clickbait. This is useful information

  • @bettermanchannel770
    @bettermanchannel770 2 года назад +1

    The best info is the simple yet profound!!!

  • @Gemini_7531
    @Gemini_7531 2 года назад +1

    Gravitationally challanged, omfg im using that form now on

  • @theaimer5444
    @theaimer5444 2 года назад +1

    Your voice and information seems so satisfying to me.

  • @incwalker402
    @incwalker402 2 года назад +1

    12:21 anyone know the background music playing in the sponsor part? i've been searching this song for over one year now

  • @gukes-ebf
    @gukes-ebf 2 года назад

    This sums up your channel well. At least you are encouraging curiosity.

  • @holgermilthers425
    @holgermilthers425 2 года назад +6

    Apeture: "I got 14 minutes of useless information"
    Schools: "Thats cute"

  • @Arpit_Maurya
    @Arpit_Maurya 2 года назад +2

    Aperture please make a video on
    Astral Travel and Out of Body Experiences

  • @KarvyKlaugs
    @KarvyKlaugs 2 года назад +1

    How did I get more of an education from 17 minutes of useless information than the past 5 years of school

  • @DevLev
    @DevLev 2 года назад +1

    *8:00**; lose “hair.”* 👍

  • @lilwombat
    @lilwombat 2 года назад +1

    Is the chess one true because then you can basically think yourself thin if you can engage your brain enough. So it would be worth looking at other things that would do that

  • @phillialevine
    @phillialevine 2 года назад +1

    This was amazing!!!!

  • @yashsharma3148
    @yashsharma3148 2 года назад +1

    Hi aperture ! Can you please make a video on ' how much money would be spent for creating a entire new planet '
    I know it's crazy , but just for comparing human economy . 😊

  • @maxdavison4057
    @maxdavison4057 2 года назад +2

    I thought you were going to go into an add when you started talking about the skin care stuff then you mentioned Anatoli

  • @bald_man01
    @bald_man01 2 года назад

    Finally my favourite kind of video

  • @d4c-lovetrain632
    @d4c-lovetrain632 2 года назад +1

    Pre 1000 gang. I love Aperture

  • @AhmetKaan
    @AhmetKaan 2 года назад +3

    *Most great accomplishments were achieved by the people, who at first had no idea what they were doing.*
    Keep going my friend. I am cheering for you. 🙂

  • @rogerweng1150
    @rogerweng1150 2 года назад +1

    So chess players are legitimately unironically sweaty af tryhards…

  • @th-hb9zl
    @th-hb9zl 2 года назад +2

    you could do only these videos and it would work. its still entertaining

  • @emmettbarley5721
    @emmettbarley5721 2 года назад

    Wow. I've allways wanted to have 14 minutes of useless information.

  • @thegamehouse4245
    @thegamehouse4245 2 года назад

    Everybody gangsta till the useless facts are useful

  • @Nour-op6wo
    @Nour-op6wo 2 года назад

    favorite channel ever

  • @killumm
    @killumm 2 года назад

    how did we go from "red bull doesn't acually give you wings" to "what doesn't kill you really does make you stronger"

  • @mbamuukatjiri2262
    @mbamuukatjiri2262 2 года назад +2

    What's the outro song??

    • @incwalker402
      @incwalker402 2 года назад

      Yo same. If you ever find out please let me know

  • @ruriwijaya595
    @ruriwijaya595 2 года назад +2

    This is the most handsome voice I've ever heard

  • @wokeless
    @wokeless 2 года назад +2

    hi great video btw you should make a in-depth video on manipulation (not how to, or for any malicious use) rather than just explain it and more in depth on how the human mind works . i feel like it would be v interesting as i watch most of your videos.

  • @dylanhorkan
    @dylanhorkan 2 года назад

    happy your doing better

  • @barneyclifton6402
    @barneyclifton6402 2 года назад +1

    Ahh yes, it's the gluten. Always the gluten. (a protein that people blame for... Obesity??)

  • @propheticmessages1763
    @propheticmessages1763 2 года назад +2

    Prayer of Salvation
    Dear Lord,
    I admit that I am a sinner. I have done many things that don’t please you. I have lived my life for myself only. I am sorry, and I repent. I ask you to forgive me.
    I believe that you died on the cross for me, to save me. You did what I could not do for myself. I come to you now and ask you to take control of my life; I give it to you. From this day forward, help me to live every day for you and in a way that pleases you.
    I love you, Lord, and I thank you that I will spend all eternity with you.
    Amen.

  • @_poudel9929
    @_poudel9929 Год назад

    "No Informatiion is truly useless" Remember that

  • @timothypeden3516
    @timothypeden3516 2 года назад

    I think red-bull needs an aspartame free/vegan version.

  • @バラタァンズ
    @バラタァンズ 2 года назад +1

    You guys know the nearest particle accelerator?

  • @RafaX90CWB
    @RafaX90CWB 2 года назад

    Cool man keep pushing!

  • @aryanchanpa9443
    @aryanchanpa9443 2 года назад +2

    I wonder what 14 minutes of useful information might come up to be

  • @muneeb153
    @muneeb153 2 года назад +1

    aperture is like asmr fr

  • @agentcheddar8630
    @agentcheddar8630 2 года назад

    14:14 nice

  • @mohdvanwolfswinkel3897
    @mohdvanwolfswinkel3897 2 года назад

    14:14 my fav number mate😙😙😙

  • @dontaskmewhy8734
    @dontaskmewhy8734 2 года назад

    My doctor: you have 14 minutes to live
    Me: holy shit why 14 minutes

  • @amatureeditor8962
    @amatureeditor8962 2 года назад

    Less gooo another "useless information" vid

  • @gs1603yt
    @gs1603yt 2 года назад

    10:43 No I won't. I ain't a Titan shifter

  • @yunseiprod
    @yunseiprod 2 года назад

    Top-3 thumbnails of all time

  • @carlbrenninkmeijer8925
    @carlbrenninkmeijer8925 2 года назад

    Well well, thank you very much !

  • @Ascard
    @Ascard 2 года назад +1

    Yees lets goo I love useless information😍😂

  • @daniel_rossy_explica
    @daniel_rossy_explica 2 года назад

    This video should have been named "14 minutes of tangents".

  • @tommyo2172
    @tommyo2172 2 года назад

    bro has 1million Gigabytes of b-roll videos.

  • @ngounoumarkbron6559
    @ngounoumarkbron6559 2 года назад +1

    Guy you’re lit🥃
    I love you❤️

  • @n.a.boesen9647
    @n.a.boesen9647 2 года назад

    Bro this video is just great

  • @silashannesarson5934
    @silashannesarson5934 2 года назад +1

    The 6000 calorie stat is a grossly overestimated... estimate. If you really look into it, the basis for the claim is on shaky ground.

  • @windycityspecialties
    @windycityspecialties 2 года назад

    Can you provide the study that shows the chess master calorie burn? I couldn't find the study.

  • @Reikoku.
    @Reikoku. 2 года назад +1

    Brilliant ad at the end made me think someone else was talking. I'm guessing your were using a different mic or was slightly sick.

  • @jadecleveland865
    @jadecleveland865 2 года назад +2

    I highly doubt chess players burn that many calories

  • @tianchris_______3186
    @tianchris_______3186 2 года назад

    This video is utterly useless and so pointless... But it's still very useful and can learn more from it.

  • @salatelmashe6023
    @salatelmashe6023 2 года назад

    you're video is so good

  • @Nothing-rf3ec
    @Nothing-rf3ec 2 года назад +1

    Ah yes 14 more reasons not to do the sleep of leep