@@Anim0sityy Well, the Germans DID invent the car, so really what we have here is a chicken and the egg dilema. And we'll have to wait through ALL of part 3 and ALL of part 4 until we can use King Crimson to make it all go away. So have fun until then.
Ah but it also fits the pillarmen, icons of fitness and bodily excellence they would also villify drugs, accursed substances that taint your body and ruin the perfect sculpt
JoJo's Russian Adventure: Part 1: Fantom Vodka (Protagonist: Nikolay 2) Part 2: Revolution Tendency (Protagonist: Lenin) Part 3: Stardust Comrades (Protagonist: Stalin) Part 4: Soviet is Unbreakable (Protagonist: Brezhnev) Part 5: Golden Hardbass (Protagonist: Putin) Part 6: Stone Gulag (Protagonist: Gorbachev) Part 7: "Cold War" Run (Protagonist: Yeltsin) Part 8: Stalion (Protagonist: Stalin "alternative version")
@@bolotniy Ricardo realised that Kars' plan was too dangerous so he tried to defeat him but he only was able to trap them in stone. To stop them he transferred his Power into the Joestar Blood.
@@vaseslavy8516 didn't Lenin wrote the book "the communist manifesto" which basically caused the soviet union to exist in the first plays. You probably mean Gorbachev who gave rights to their people and because of that, Jelzin took power of soviet Russia and made it the russian republic becoming the 1st president of Russia.
Rarted Lenin was a good guy, He was true communist unlike most of the other people, and believed purely in Marx’s beliefs. He’s the guy who’s body was petrified with chemicals and put up for display at one point by Stalin as an indirect fear tactic, masking it to be a way to “pay respects” to his body. Lenin also wrote the manifesto.
I just realized that Dio can stop time and Kars is immortal, so that would have been interesting to see what would have happened to the two if Joseph had not yeeted Kars.
every single time im rushing to do my homework before school cause i fell asleep the night before i always play this amazing song. pumps me up to do it and its just a great remix overall. Good job!! ive listened to this a million times and im still not tired of it.
3 years later and im sweating trying to print a comic book and this song despite bein p cringe today is still gettin me through such a monotonous task.. ahahaha
Hey why did u call this remix pretty cringe today :( I’m a personal harbass fan since being 14 year old, but probably my Belarusian ancestry checks out lol, we used to dance to hardbass a lot at parties at my school… good times
![The Pillar Men Awaken - Full Scene [HD]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LwsIHG-vLOQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Pillar man: Kars
Me, an intellectual: *Lada*
@@1103-o5t wtf is fucking wrong with you?
Imagine being angry with an ironic comment
11037 - bruh libtard got nae nae Ben Shapiro style 😬😬😬 bro.... kinda cringe boomer
11037 - There’s nothing ironic with your reply you just happen to unfortunately have 0 iq and eq.
@@1103-o5t jojo
The last thing Von Stroheim heard when he fought in Stalingrad.
vonstrhiem: awww shit here wo go again
he died in a blaze of glory while this song played in the background
Actually he is german
Lmao so true
Nah now he is German Russian
What Stroheim heard when he went & fought the Russians
His last moments were his worst
underrated
Storheim: Remember, we cant loose! German engineering is the best the world
**this song starts playing**
Storheim: oh shit
This was the Russian Stand user's theme.
*DUCK*ing soviets!They`re...DANCING?*Got hit in the face with a bottle*
Everyone making memes but nobody talking about how fire this is.
As lit Travis Scott said, *it's lit*
Where talking about it
More lit than Anakin on Mustafa when he ‘tried it’
Its not fire its cold because russian weak is more than 0°
@@dancho0012 that aged badly
Putin to Stalin, Marx and Lenin : "Awaken my Gopniks!"
Marx : Commu!!!
i feel like engels would be more ideal than putin considering putin isn't a communist lol
@@user-xm3gp9zs5v that we know of
Marx isn't a slav, he was German
Hitler: The Soviets are nearly broken, once I capture the oil fields I'll be golden!
Kursk, Prokhorovka, and Stalingrad:
Isaiah Sherrill *the upcoming winter*
Lll
Only time school was useful
This is definitely what Strohiem heard
Lol,because that hitler failed to capture moscow
Funny thing: lyrics tells you to not take drugs
Yep, the lyrics are from Narkotik Kal
Giorno: intensive breathing*
Bruno: perfect.
YES YES YES YES
Y E A S
Здарова русски
Esidiski, Karl & Waamov
Esi Ditsi
Karts
Vamov
That's how I imagine it would be
@@petarmitkov1056 Esi Discotesi
Mashinka and Vanya
ETS, KL, VWAM
@@petarmitkov1056 EsiBlyatski, Lada and Wodkuu
@@jeejjaaj Bliatski is too long and Lada sounds female, but Wodkuu is a really creative one and I regret not thinking of it
JoJo: Kars
JoRo: Aвтомобили
Машина*
both are right
JoRo: L A D A
жигули
МАСКВИЧЬ
Enemy team: is winning
The three heavys with Uber charge:
Finally a tf2 Reference!
I was on red once on payload , 33 seconds remaining , and two heavies with both Uber and Kritz come around the corner and wipe out our entire team
@@minisuman4011 the ultimate team
I like your words magic man
In 2021 HOOVY
Me: "Anyone speak English?"
The three Russians in my team:
Да
Именно.
Privet
Совершенно верно
Точняк. Прям жиза. Особенно мощно, когда все знают английский, но поприкалываться над чуваком ведь приятней)
Your next line will be: "seize the means of production, comrade"
"Seize the means of production, comrade!" N_Nani!?
you mean your next line will be “seize the means of production,comrade” TOYU!
"Seize the means of production, comrade"
Oi, Blyat?!
Seize the means of production comrade. CKYA BLYAT
Seize the means of production, comrade.
wtf blyat?
Joseph: this is My victory!
Kars:You mean ours...
and both of them stoped thinking.The true,end of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Wammu: Pose
Santana: Pose
Kars: ULTIME LIFE
you mean esidisi?
@@noizsrm_223 you mean ACDC
AC/DC
You mean [insert band]
@@wytildlool You mean Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap?
giorno: you can't do drugs here it's illegal
crackhead: who's gonna stop me?
giorno: awaken my comarades
revived pillar men:
Ауауауааа
Пробуди моих товарищей
Ваммуу! Пробудите моих товарищей!
Kars:I control light
Wamu:I control air
ACDC:Mah blood spicy
why do people call him ACDC ??
@@op_wegielek9567 bc its shorter i guess
@@reku1emu for what ??
@@op_wegielek9567 for.. typing?
@@op_wegielek9567 bruh Esidisi's name is literally based on the band ACDC
Imagine an extended fight between Stroheim and Kars with this playing.
The extension is Kars literally demolishing Stroheim piece by piece
But Stroheim is German... so does that mean he's being murdered?!
@@Anim0sityy Well, the Germans DID invent the car, so really what we have here is a chicken and the egg dilema. And we'll have to wait through ALL of part 3 and ALL of part 4 until we can use King Crimson to make it all go away. So have fun until then.
300 percent
But Strohiem is german
When you drink a vodka after watching jojo:
A lot of are Jojo related. But only I am talking about how this theme here is Life Of Boris' Jojo theme
P.S. By a lot of i meant a lot of comments
sometimes i wonder how high araki was when he came up with jojo
we all wonder that from time to time
Dude thinks when he's drawing and sees where it will take him
Preety high
Stardust Crusaders episode 31....
he was only high on one thing and that was Testosteron
This song should be used in Giorno's theme because lyrics are literally saying "Drugs are shit".
Jojo Part 9 confirmed
New JoJo is Russian.
Narkotik kal
Bucciarati’s theme
Ah but it also fits the pillarmen, icons of fitness and bodily excellence
they would also villify drugs, accursed substances that taint your body and ruin the perfect sculpt
JoJo's Russian Adventure:
Part 1: Fantom Vodka (Protagonist: Nikolay 2)
Part 2: Revolution Tendency (Protagonist: Lenin)
Part 3: Stardust Comrades (Protagonist: Stalin)
Part 4: Soviet is Unbreakable (Protagonist: Brezhnev)
Part 5: Golden Hardbass (Protagonist: Putin)
Part 6: Stone Gulag (Protagonist: Gorbachev)
Part 7: "Cold War" Run (Protagonist: Yeltsin)
Part 8: Stalion (Protagonist: Stalin "alternative version")
Part 9 : Wamuu comes back
VERY underrated comment
Part 4: Stalingrad is uninvadeble
muda muda muda? more like, сука сука сука!
Soviet is unbreakable, lol
"Gopniks can't produce entertaining Content on RUclips!"
Anatoli, LifeofBoris, and Aloona:
If the pillar mans woke up in OUR mother land
I made Erina listen to this
Now she is Babushka
Now she's irina
*YOU MEAN OUR BABUSHKA*
@@davematthew3483 He Western Spy!
@@ramry1011 stop haunting me Preston i already saved that settlement
@@Agm1995gamer BETTER
Stand Name: Tri Poloski
Stand User: Vladimir Poutine
Ххахахахахахаа
Внатуре, это он
@@jlumoh4uk736 you do realize the pillarmen are in part 2, where theres no stands?
@@samsudnertael134 it's a joke mr. no-fun
@@samsudnertael134 r/wooosh
Vladmir Poutine, leader of the Canadians
when aztec stripper gods get a sip of ricardo juice and stroheim juice
nah, ricardo is either their apprentice or the 5th pillar man
@@bolotniy ricardo was the first Pillar Man
@@pie6029 why isn't he dead then? kars killed everybody except wham acdc and santana.
@@bolotniy Ricardo realised that Kars' plan was too dangerous so he tried to defeat him but he only was able to trap them in stone. To stop them he transferred his Power into the Joestar Blood.
and let me guess, diavolo died in the end? then it's canon
Ja budzący starego i wujasa bo wódka się już schłodziła:
*-Przebudźcie się moi mistrzowie!*
Swojego się tu nie spodziewałem
@@Comeoniwantaccount tak samo
I like how esidisi has the ACDC rings
Was that a Real life reference?
Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!
his actual name is acdc
@@theintellectualweeb7169 it’s spelled “Esidisi” in the subtitles, because the pillarmen were named after bands, so it tackled against copyright.
@@ids_07 Same reason why Crazy Diamond is named Shining Diamond in the part 4 english dub. Copyright
Have fun trying to defeat this, Joseph.
Just hire a Finnish sniper
i would like but its at 69 likes so...
It’s on 70 likes I want to downvote
@@thecommandocrew2692
Nah just make finnish remix of the awaken and comment: cold, winter and Simo Häyhä
Every jojo can't defeat them
Stroheim: German science is the greatest in the world!
Russian soldiers at Stalingrad:
Stand Name: State Anthem of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Stand User: Joseph “Joestar” Stalin
Joseph Joestarlin
Joseph "Stalin" Joegashvili
S.A.U.S.S.R: State Anthem of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
It's not his real surname.
Stalin joestar
I shit you not, this remix popping up in my recommendations three years ago was what made me finally pick up jojo. Thank you for your service, JoRo.
I can imagine this being played at a club and everyone just spontaneously starts doing JoJo poses
Hell
Раз-два-раз, это хардбасс,
Исидиси, Ваму, Карс.
Sorry I don't speak vodka
Ivan The Turtle translation - 1,2,1, this is hardbass
Esidisi, wammu, kars
Khurelbat Bayanbat it’s one two one
Khurelbat Bayanbat so like, raz dva raz, eto hardbass
esidisi wamuu kars
И Сантана с Мексики
Слушает хардбасс басы
Gotta just love the sudden WAMUU
Yes, I love how I said it
The ultimate music form
[HARDBASS]
the complete music form
@@iwanttoleavethisblank18 oh hecc
*This song starts playing*
Stohiem in Stalingrad: Why do I hear boss music.
The ultimate Tri Poloski
One complaint;
*they aren't wearing Adidas*
Frick that
Their shoes might b adidas
Or...the stone masks
They CREATED Adidas
Or drink vodka
Von Stroheim: Alright men, we have arrived at Russia. As long as nothing bad happened, we should be able to betray them!
The snow:
Adrian Simonsen you mean wan stchroxiem
"Ванёк! Пробудитесь, мои паханы!"
Ура! Русские тут
@@TF2Goblin Я тоже офигел
Найс!
друг
Cumрады с тупичка!
The greatest crossover of all time...
Я: *Просто выхожу из подъезда*
Три гопника, у которых нет телефона, чтобы позвонить:
Дай пожожда телефон маме позвонить
Bruh this actually bought russians
CYKA ITS JOJO BLYAT!
da naxyi i eto axyitelno
Да блять, это ДжоДжо)
Now, EVERY SINGLE PILLAR MEN (That's alive) HAS BECOME THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!
ultimate vodka form*
I mean, that's technically correct for the series
Joro awoke harder than Lenin creating the Soviet union.
let’s get an F for Lenin
Pretty woke
omg bruh Lenin destroyed soviet union not created it.... learn about history of russia first
@@vaseslavy8516 didn't Lenin wrote the book "the communist manifesto" which basically caused the soviet union to exist in the first plays. You probably mean Gorbachev who gave rights to their people and because of that, Jelzin took power of soviet Russia and made it the russian republic becoming the 1st president of Russia.
Rarted Lenin was a good guy, He was true communist unlike most of the other people, and believed purely in Marx’s beliefs. He’s the guy who’s body was petrified with chemicals and put up for display at one point by Stalin as an indirect fear tactic, masking it to be a way to “pay respects” to his body. Lenin also wrote the manifesto.
the song we didnt deserve but needed
Me and the bois when we game:
Nobody likes my memes or likes me :')
*WAAMU*
*WAMOOV*
WAHH
ISIDI
*WAMUUSKY*
1:26
When you have ascended ultimate being and became Russian being
The Ultimate Russian Being
kars created the adidas mask to dominate europe and help his comrades
poland: awwwwwwww shit here we go again
2:38 is this 3 pillars men?
NO THIS IS PARTIK
me: high school won't be too bad...
*the math teacher, language arts teacher and science teacher:*
Bully :
Girls:
Awaken my bad grades
My mother walking in after she heard i got a 24/100 on history:
When you're the ultimate being but you're also slav:
@General Yeetus you mean we are the ultimate life form?
Cp B, basically the opposite.
Stroheim: Why do I hear boss music?
When the pillar men drink vodka for the first time and discover Russia:
The Four Lada Men
Santanovich, Whamuvski, Esidimov and Karskov
🤣
Не,ну а чё,сразу видно,спортивные ребята :D
Пацаны вообще ребята, особенно тот, который хамоном владеет
Сразу видно что боги качалки
@@neserforge8130 boss of this gym
Яре яре дазе
69 like......HOW??!!!
Thanks for this, my little sister wouldn't get up for school so I played this as loud as I can for her.
Hardbass and JoJo both captured my mind and now I can't stop listening to this.
ШЕДЕВР!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Thats the best thing I've seen in my life
When the Russians are dancing after they found out Jojo killed the Pillarmen.
Pillar men:
*A W O K E N C O M R A D E S*
Thank you RUclips reccomendations. You are a good man
I just realized that Dio can stop time and Kars is immortal, so that would have been interesting to see what would have happened to the two if Joseph had not yeeted Kars.
kars would get a stronger stand than dio, as the ultimate life form he would have all stands at once
Read the Jorge Joestar novel. ;)
Worked better then expected
Это божественно 😍
Сейчас 3 часа ночи и я не смог сдержаться и не станцевать под эту музыку из рая
Да мы с Путиным сидели смотрели под водочку, скажу одно у Путина хорошо получается танцевать казачка.
every single time im rushing to do my homework before school cause i fell asleep the night before i always play this amazing song. pumps me up to do it and its just a great remix overall. Good job!! ive listened to this a million times and im still not tired of it.
AY AY AY AY
3 years later and im sweating trying to print a comic book and this song despite bein p cringe today is still gettin me through such a monotonous task.. ahahaha
awaken my student
Hey why did u call this remix pretty cringe today :(
I’m a personal harbass fan since being 14 year old, but probably my Belarusian ancestry checks out lol, we used to dance to hardbass a lot at parties at my school… good times
@@kaworuswife hardbass is cool i just think the vid is kinda corny
Menacingly slav squatting as they exit the pillar
All we need is Stroheim's theme (Hardbass version)
German Soldier's : We need new captians'..
Me and my friends' :
German soldier's : SELECTED!!
JoRo's Bizzare Adventure Part 2: Cyka Tendency
What Stroheim heard at Stalingrad before dying.
Pretty much the same thought I have.
Now I am playing Awaken whenever I play Call of Duty 2 and Call of Duty World at War
I show this to a stone
*NOW THE STONE IS A PILLAR MAN*
*Pillar Men with vodka
@@Ismail1bal *Russian Pillar men with vodka
The shoulder flashing periodically to the right is a brilliant reference to Santana
The idea of the pillar men just being Russian chads is one I love
THIS IS ALL I NEEDED IN LIFE I HAVE ACHIEVED HEAVEN
what you hear when the gym teacher grandma walks in
Stroheim: Oh good, the pillar men are finally dead.
Stroheim later in ww2:
This is it. I have found the greatest song of all time.
Ultime life
Nice touch
да,это хардбас(yes,its hardbass)
WAMUUUUUUUU
When all you're friends are trying to find out who's the best in super smash bros and then you walk in
YAY BACK!!!
now this is epic
My favorite part was when it said wamuu, no joke I just really liked it for some reason
Nobody:....
The kid with the shotgun stand:
shotgun:i see you have chosen death
Welp, back to liking and saving your vids.
Me:Fire type in pokemon is so op.
Rock,Water and Ground types:
I got an alternative version:
Me: Ground and Rock type are too similar, remove one!
Stone Type:
The last sound Stronheim heard before death in Stalingrad.
Your dad,mom, and grandma be like:
The true power of motherland lead to his demise
He knew at that moment he was going to die
пиздец F
@@smolknight9878 *laughs in sunset justice*
Everyone's saying how the lyrics say "Drugs are shit", when in reality the lyrics say...
AYAYAYYYAAA
finally! balkan hardbass!
Germans: attempt to invade Russia
The Winter:
France : *Same*
***NOICE***
when the jojo kid and the russian kid work on a group project
ah yes i must like for my comrades
Chilling smite xD
Corona: **enters my body**
The vodka and modelo I sipped when I was younger: