Giorno Giovanna If he was born in Italy, he’s an Italian. You don’t have to be related to any Italian. Sorry but your comment frustrates me. Have a great day, and stay safe.
I went to Italy with my class 1 week before they started to cancel the flights to Italy I made Polnareff's Pose in the colosseum and another in Secco vs bucciarati's place (near the pods) and the Diavolo reveal
Part 1 :Russian blood Part 2: vodka tendancy Part 3: hardbass crusaders Part 4:communism is unbreakable Part 5:golden polosky Part 6:stone gulag Part 7:steel tank run Part 8:jojostalion
Part 1:German Blood Part 2:Vodka Tendency Part 3:Siberian Crusaders Part 4:Sovetsky Soyuz is Unbreakable Part 5:Revolutionary Wind Part 6:Northern Ocean Part 7:Stalinist Purge Run Part 8:Marxist Lion Part 9: *K a z a k h s t a n*
*STAND MASTER* :stalin *STAND NAME* : red tsar *SPEED* : S+ *DESTRUCTIVE POWER* : s+ *RANGE* : s+ ablitys: *COMMUNIS* : can repeat an effect among many subjects, that is, if someone has poisoning in, they can distribute it among as many people as they want *RED ARMY* : Soldiers, tanks and life-size aircraft may appear that have the same power and capabilities as the real ones, but this expends a lot of user energy *TSAR BOMB* : the final attack and the most powerful, when using the red army attack a Soviet bomber can appear which can launch a bomb with the destructive capacity of the tsar bomb, this does not do direct damage to the user but if it slowly destroys the user's organs
Did you know America and Canada favorite characters are dio Brando and all of Russia is Jotaro kujo So that means Half Of Za Waurldo goes to dio Brando And the other half ora's it way to be the other side. . 50/50 Its crazy. .. Ima look for the link
@@thedipperdapper3806 I just thought about this... If Boris refers to himself as "Boris, Slav Superstar" Boris Slav Superstar (BoSS) Then he IS the real boss of part 5
Russia’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 1: Monarch blood Part 2: Socialist Tendencies Part 3: Stalin Crusaders Part 4: Party is Unbreakable Part 5: Golden Winter Part 6: Stone Gulag Part 7: Berlin Wall Run Part 8: Putinlion And you know what? Here's a bonus Game of Thrones one. Because why not? Jon Snow's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Baratheon Blood Part 2: Wildling Tendencies Part 3: Northern/Nightswatch Crusaders Part 4: Night King is Unkillable Part 5: Golden Lion Part 6: Stone Sept Part 7: Iron Throne Run Part 8: JonSnowlion/Targaryon
Part one: Communist blood Part two: Blyat tendency Part three: Comrade crusaders Part four: People power is unbreakable Part five: Golden hammer and sickle Part six: Vodka ocean Part seven: Rush B-run Part eight: Stalinlion
Well If Russian Girono exists that means there is a Russian Diavolo, it also means that they go against each other resulting in diavolo's death, MEANING Russian Giorno is canon
Part 1. Communist blood Part 2. Debil tendecy Part 3. Gopnik crusaders Part 4. Vodka bottle is unbreakable Part 5. Siberian wind Part 6. Kvass ocean Part 7. steel pelmeni run Part 8. Джоджоlion
Diavolo is on the brink of death. He lies on his death bead, having lived a peaceful life. Beside him is Trish and Doppio, trying to comfort him. They leave him to rest. Suddenly, Diavolo hears a stamping sound coming towards him. He turns his head to see Giorno and GER doing the kazotsky kick. Diavolo screams in terror as they proceed to dance on top of him. He then dies of corona virus.
Mateusz Wietrzynski He’s in an infinite death loop, he experiences every single type of death imaginable and beyond, so I’m 100% positive that doppio is a separate person in atleast 1 death. Also he was separated during the chariot requiem arc
Diavolo's 1,000,001st death: He encounters a pretty messed up Giorno Giovanna on the streets of Italy, after the Giorno had one too many bottles of Vodka. Diavolo is killed by the sheer anger the vodka gave Giorno
@@ItsRjustR The funny thing is that the most glorious and big wars/battles Russia won were happening during summer or fall. And wars that were happening during the Winter were the most unfortunate ones for Russia. (Mongol Invasion, Soviet-Finnish war and etc.)
@_男女节节••Osana Moscow was burned when Napoleon was gonna attack. They burned Moscow to make Napoleons army hunger (sorry for my english). But now it's here, yup.
The hardbass destroyed Moscow, with only few survivors. Rumors say if they hear this song they will break into uncontrollable dance, and will make it rain vodka.
@@kolyakyzzz Finally, Someone got the joke. I'm just imagining a bunch of Russians one city over moshing out to this song as Napoleon stands really REALLY confused on the edge of Moscow saying "Wait, did they actually just do this? What the actual hell?" Premium history memes.
Stand User: *Boris* Stand Name: *_「S L A V K I N G 」_* Power: A Speed: C Range: E Durability: B Precision: E Potential: A *_Ability: Turns everything it touches into a jar of mayonez._*
Dio:... Giorno:Listens to Russian songs And changes his stands name Giorno:speaks Russian Dio:son............. Dio: VODKA EXPERIENCE is a awesome stand name
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
FOR ANYONE WONDERING, I AM JAY D AND I AM JORO AS WELL. I JUST RENAMED IT TO MY CURRENT ARTIST NAME.
Surpringly, I didn't even realize/ think twice about it until you mentioned it. Good to know. Like the name, btw.
wait ur talking legit or sarcasm?
@@KirbyLinkACW Thanks man. Yeah I know especially now it can be confusing to some
@@redm4rk287 Legit lol, I am BOTH
Joe Rogan I see
Stand User: Genadi Giovansky
Stand Name: VODKA EXPERIENCE
Stand User : Gioscov Giovanosky
Stand Name : RUSSIAN EXPERIENCE
Ptior Giornosky Giovannino (pecca è napuletan)
VODKA EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
Ivan
Drunk experience
Giorno is
-italian
-Slav
-son of british
-he speaking japanese
The real Mr.worldwide
so is joylne
actually did you know Giorno isn't even related to any Italians sorry to burst your bubble
Your the only one to know
Giorno is Japanese, but his step-dad was italian so legally he was an italian citizen
Giorno Giovanna
If he was born in Italy, he’s an Italian. You don’t have to be related to any Italian. Sorry but your comment frustrates me. Have a great day, and stay safe.
Lenin: We can't allow Stalin to succeed me.
Lenin: * 𝙃𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚 *
Stalin:
N ... N... *NOT FAIR !*
Tsar still best waifu, Lenin-kun
@@nahidbethehonoredone did you mean Tsar Bomba?
@@diooverheaven6561 I meant Tsar Nicholas Blyat Bomba, my friend
lein is just doppio choking
Dio: My stand abil-
Jotaro: *Our.*
lol underated
For the jojo union!
Accurate.
LMAO
So it’s the same kind of stand as star platinum.
Teacher : Today we are going in a trip to Italy
The Russian Kid in the class :
The Corona Virus:
@@casprl7270 lol
I went to Italy with my class 1 week before they started to cancel the flights to Italy
I made Polnareff's Pose in the colosseum and another in Secco vs bucciarati's place (near the pods) and the Diavolo reveal
The Italian-Japanese-Russian kid:
Its True me and my friend dance every day (sorry i bad speak english =)
"So what type of music genre do you listen to?"
*The motherland*
RUSSIAN BIAS
Me: nah i hate russia
Mind me: *dancing*
As a slavic person I do not claim this for the motherland but I kindly offer it to the empire of the Rising Sun.
Well this is hardbass
*Z A M O T H E R L A N D*
Hitler: let's attack Russia, should be easy!
The cold russian winter:
Russian troopers at Stalingrad: DAMU DAMU DAMU DAMU DAMU DAMU DAMU DAMU!!!
@@CasisaCat french army war napoléon go russian
russian cold
@@CasisaCat ダムダムダムダムダムダムダムダムダムダムダムダムダムダムダム
WRYYYY
Colden wind.
Part 1 :Russian blood
Part 2: vodka tendancy
Part 3: hardbass crusaders
Part 4:communism is unbreakable
Part 5:golden polosky
Part 6:stone gulag
Part 7:steel tank run
Part 8:jojostalion
Part 9: Motherlands
Part 10: t h e w o r l d i s n o w c o m u n i s m
Part 4: Union is unbreakable
Those who get it get it
@@BeniTheTesseract but the union breaks in 1991 lol
@@sussyboi5690 it’s a joke smart ass
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Winter
I had a twin?
You are Slavic giorno giovanna
Evan Nolan not him)
xXBLAZIERXx_ XL maybe
ChrisQuitsMinecraft you are not even a jojo
When Giorno accidentally joins the Russian Mafia instead of the Italian one:
Nu blyat I've done it again
Bold of you to assume it's not his final achiepment
rushhsssssia
It must’ve been the vodka he drank
@@samboig353 mad blyat
if the Russian kid, the kid who loves Jojo, the Italian kid, and the kid with godly editing skill made a project:
y e s
I could be one of them lol
MAKE THAT THREE
make it 4 blyat
UNDERRATED COMMENT LMAO
Тебе никогда не достичь того момента, когда ты наслушаешся этого. Такова сила хардбасса :)
Это хардбасс всё что ты сделал реально.
это то есть очень хорошо
DR460N 15
Idk Rusky, but this comment speaks truth!
Именно так, товарищ
yes
What Stroheim heard in Stalingrad
german man who has basically modified their entire body gets murdered by 15 year old drunk russian kid with a dream
@Megas seems pretty legit to me
@@burger-esports True dad of this kid was Lenin.
Of course Lenin stand user
BAKAMONO GA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI
YOU UTTER FOOL! RUSSIA'S VODKA IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
I, Giorno Giovanna, have some vodka
The Bebist he will forever have vodka
cheeeki breeeki
Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa *VODKA* ga aru!!
WE, Giorno Giovanna, have some vodka
why is this top post?
" someone insults the quiet russian kid and he starts getting closer"
Everyones brain:
yea boy
Russian boi: Prepare to be blyat'd.
Vegito Blue memento mori
No a jojo fan and a russian kid
Not funny didn't happen
"Name is Giorna Gioskova, and I am having the dream."
*Blows Diavolo away with an AK47*
"What music do you listen to?"
"It's complicated..."
Very complicated indeed...
*VERY complicated*
JoJo remix and just JoJo musics...
To meme music
Yep
Pt 1: German Blood
Pt 2: Blyat Tendency
Pt 3: East European Crusaders
Pt 4: Motherland is Unbreakable
Pt 5: Russian Winter Wind
Pt 6: Frozen Ocean (missed opportunity "Arctic Ocean")
Pt 7: Lead Bullet Run
Pt 8: Marxmarxlion
Pt 9: China
Part 1:German Blood
Part 2:Vodka Tendency
Part 3:Siberian Crusaders
Part 4:Sovetsky Soyuz is Unbreakable
Part 5:Revolutionary Wind
Part 6:Northern Ocean
Part 7:Stalinist Purge Run
Part 8:Marxist Lion
Part 9: *K a z a k h s t a n*
Idk why but lead bullet run got me lol
Pt 10: *KOREAN*
Where's gulag
@@techieAIandLife yea,that was in part 7
Boris: *Is Trying to Live a normal life*
Vadim with his power tools:
VADIM BLYAT
VADIM BLYAT!!!
Boris needs his quiet vadim
Just send artyom he take care of it
Vadim is too urod blyat to listen, could also be because of drilling the floor again... VADIM BLYAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
This has earned a sub from me … this is just fire 🔥
Thanks cute axolotl with a minigun ❤️
@@joroyt2485 this is awesome
Therapist: Russian Giorno doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Russian Giorno:
no one like this please its at 69 likes.
@@armintheboi4935 76*
he wont hurt u he will vodka with u
Russian Giorno: *menacingly drinks vodka*
anyone else read it The rapist? or is it just my dyslexic ass 😆
When the Russian and Italian kid are making the school anti-drug project
Fun fact: the Russian government fucking hates drugs, there is literally hardbass saying don't do drugs, drink alcohol, it's fucking wild
@@comradecatu6603 narkotik kal
@@Glsmakgn correct me if wrong but isnt narkotic kal the one in the backround
@@swag_8884 no its raz raz raz
@@comradecatu6603 yeah russias drugs are mental though. The krokidil drug makes your flesh rot.
Trish: requiem is forevers giornos!
Giorno: OUR REQUIEM
"Requiem is forever Giornos!"
"Who said it couldn't be everyone's?"
Lol
This remix is FIRE!!!! You sir got some talent my respects
when you go to russia, say a jojo reference, someone returns with their own jojo reference and you both do the kazotsky kick
G+1
Ah,a fellow tf2 jojo connoiseur...
Tfw when you go up to someone for a high five but they cancel it before you can press it
@@mmoknay9943 scharten fart time
Nice!
*JoJo's Blyat Hardventure: Golden Vodka*
Coming soon
@@oofhacks2010 At the movies....
@Takeshi coming near you
underrated comment
@@hershellawrence8402 i know why has this got so little likes
Why isn't this masterpiece on Spotify
is it is
There scared
69th like
@@spinjitzustudios780 3th like
*4*
Giorno be like
🍩 🍩 🍩
👁️ 👁️
👄
When you realize that surviving corona can awaken your stand:
so corona is basically the sickness that the arrow delivers
HMMMMMMM
@@waffles9771 im gonna go outside
When you're Russian but also Italian and a Jojo fan
so....its true
"What's this fever? Omg i might be developing my stand"
_"but what if it's like notorius' and i have to die first?"_
Alexa: When you say "Intruder alert" I will:
•Lock all doors and windows
•Turn lights 100% red
•Play this song
•Unlock dog cages
*Enable requiem
водка
SUKA BLYAT
Hi
WHO WANT ABSOLUT VODKA?
Abacchio: so you're going to drink this
Giorno: you mean we
Abacchio: sweats uncontrolabilly
Hahaha underrated
lol
The result of watching hentai while drinking kvass
scorpo is here
Of course you are here
🎉🎉
True
my g bro u is a real one
Kid: *wears all black and black headphones*
Everyone: "he's emo*
*What's pumping in his headphones*
Same bro
@TheOfficialEmmetFromTheLegoMovie Black & white
@@deformographia ahahahahah thats tru and you my best stand ever
Well isn't this a coincidence
i am said kid
I, giorno giovanna, found out I'm 2.6% russian
Ты жалок
@@user-dx9dx2tv7y ты жалок
Вы оба жалки
*You have the pass to squad in public*
@Nick Ger Мне жалко из-за того, что вы такие жалкие.
Jojo Blyat Adventure: Golden Gulag
LMAOOOOO
TF
Stalin approved
*me raging on warzone when i die on gulag flashbacks* yeah...
Prepare to gulag
Thank you Dacha44 for allowing me to discover this gem of a song
*torpedo intensifies*
*STAND MASTER* :stalin
*STAND NAME* : red tsar
*SPEED* : S+
*DESTRUCTIVE POWER* : s+
*RANGE* : s+
ablitys:
*COMMUNIS* :
can repeat an effect among many subjects, that is, if someone has poisoning in, they can distribute it among as many people as they want
*RED ARMY* :
Soldiers, tanks and life-size aircraft may appear that have the same power and capabilities as the real ones, but this expends a lot of user energy
*TSAR BOMB* :
the final attack and the most powerful, when using the red army attack a Soviet bomber can appear which can launch a bomb with the destructive capacity of the tsar bomb, this does not do direct damage to the user but if it slowly destroys the user's organs
i can't wait to see that in a new part of jojo
@@channelddd331 same
All stats are:SSSR+
Did you know America and Canada favorite characters are dio Brando and all of Russia is Jotaro kujo
So that means
Half Of Za Waurldo goes to dio Brando
And the other half ora's it way to be the other side. .
50/50
Its crazy. .. Ima look for the link
@@lowresolutionguyfromjojo4991 no is USSR+
Stroheim: "I am a walking arsenal this shouldn't be hard."
Entirety of Stalingrad:
😂
Straight facts
DeltaMetroid1 what if the city of Stalingrad is a stand *gasp*
Funny moustache man didn't learn
@@kaiserchadhelm1539 maybe he didnt suicide, he was just Eating a banana and [Golden Experience] made the job
Diavolo: The requim arrow is mine!!!
Giorno: *OUR* REQUIEM ARROW!
OUR Comment
@Aron Gleichert OURTUBE*
OUR INTERNET
OUR World
OUR Universe
I watched this ironic too many times, now I genuenly like it.
This inspired me to draw Boris and his stand [Komrade Kat]
Risotto Nero wait...really?
since boris last name borislav would that make him *BoBo?*
@@thedipperdapper3806
I just thought about this...
If Boris refers to himself as
"Boris, Slav Superstar"
Boris
Slav
Superstar
(BoSS)
Then he IS the real boss of part 5
Risotto Nero holy shit
Stand user : Boris. Stand: Artyom . Stats: Power A Range D Speed A Endurance A Slavness A
This melody: *in my recommended*
Me: *YES YES YES YES Y E S*
RUclips: Wanna hear giornos theme edited to hardbass?
Me: *I DO I DO I DO I DO!*
See’s Jake Paul
Me: no no no no no no
Aggressively fortnite dances in the background*
Yare yare daze.....
Russia’s Bizarre Adventure:
Part 1: Monarch blood
Part 2: Socialist Tendencies
Part 3: Stalin Crusaders
Part 4: Party is Unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Winter
Part 6: Stone Gulag
Part 7: Berlin Wall Run
Part 8: Putinlion
And you know what? Here's a bonus Game of Thrones one. Because why not?
Jon Snow's Bizarre Adventure
Part 1: Baratheon Blood
Part 2: Wildling Tendencies
Part 3: Northern/Nightswatch Crusaders
Part 4: Night King is Unkillable
Part 5: Golden Lion
Part 6: Stone Sept
Part 7: Iron Throne Run
Part 8: JonSnowlion/Targaryon
That's actually the best one I've seen so far
Thank you! I put a lot of thought into it!
i honestly would watch those
@@sabamaghlakelidze1276 You are a good comrade, then!
Rasputin blood
Jotaro: Look I have a spirit!
Russian comrades:
*OUR* spirit.
"Giorno! Your next line is..."
*"CYKA BLYAT"*
Dio Brando
“DIO! Your next line is...
ZA WURUDO! OVA HEAVAN!”
Giorno bylat
CYKA BLYA *shocked gasp* just kidding
That’s Joseph’s thing, not yours, no dignity
u mean СУКУА БЛЯТЬ
Nobody:
Russians after the battle of stalingrad:
YES
I giorno Giovanna have a markov
germany: za KURSKrudo
Я Джорно Джованна и у меня есть мечта скачать эту музыку
In 1943, he died as a proud German soldier, fighting in Stalingrad.
I played this to Joseph Joestar
Now he is Joseph Stalin.
Not again...
Is that a Soviet reference?
well done.
Jorick Stalin * ☝️
So this is what happened... again..
My ears have been blessed
Stalin is JoJo because he's JOseph JOugashvili.
Stand user: Joseph Jougashvili
Stand name: Tsar Bomba
Stand user: Joseph Jougashvili
Stand name: Slavic experience
oh no
Tsar Platinum*
Boiz we have part 9
_I, _*_Vladimir Putin,_*_ would put this song as a _*_Russian National Anthem..._*
Ah yes. :)
No its we
Ну я в принципе не против (говорю от лица всех русских)
Yes it's TRUE sluv song
Very True comrads lets have some vodka
Part one: Communist blood
Part two: Blyat tendency
Part three: Comrade crusaders
Part four: People power is unbreakable
Part five: Golden hammer and sickle
Part six: Vodka ocean
Part seven: Rush B-run
Part eight: Stalinlion
Valedictorian No comrade, I did not steal anything, if someone else had the same idea, that makes it OUR idea
@@Xavagery why you say my name i do no bad
@@YoungSpongelIt automatically says your name if you reply to someone
communist exist
me: it is war!!!!!
69th like
bro you have to drop that on spotify no cap
Well
If Russian Girono exists that means there is a Russian Diavolo, it also means that they go against each other resulting in diavolo's death, MEANING Russian Giorno is canon
I actually exist
There is also a death were Diavalo dies by watching too much Trish
Bad stuff...
@@pillow1557 nani tf
@@pillow1557
*Confused Stroheim Noises*
technically anything is canon unless diavolo finds a way to have eternal life
JoJo bizarre adventure: Golden Communism
Should be jojo comrade adventrure: golded communism
magicnumberis 7 perfect
magicnumberis 7 no wait I instantly thought of something
JoJo Drunken Russian: Golden Communism
Death to capitalism!
Саламалейкум
Im not questioning anything now this is my favourite song to listen.
Anime: Japanise
Music: Russian
Channel: American
Giorno: Japanese-British
I'm Russian
Hotel: T R I V A G O
Ok
you gotta be fricking kidding me
OMFG TRIVAGO
when you realized that jotaro and holly is more italian:
gonna give you up: never
Germans: let's attack the Russians, they are not expecting it!
the snow:
good one
German: 100# we will win
snow :
The germans:CYKA BLYAT!!
@@nakliyecisefer7744 nah it's
Germans trying to pass through the snow: SCHIEBE!
VODKA EXPIRIENS REQUIEM))))
Stronheim: **walks into stalingrad**
*why do i hear boss music*
36 Kars on Mars
Oh noes
*Strohiem sorry if I was rude
THIS IS GOLDEN WEED !
Part 1. Communist blood
Part 2. Debil tendecy
Part 3. Gopnik crusaders
Part 4. Vodka bottle is unbreakable
Part 5. Siberian wind
Part 6. Kvass ocean
Part 7. steel pelmeni run
Part 8. Джоджоlion
Vodka bottle is unbreakable is dope but
Debil tendency broke me 😂😂😂
IDK a good Stone Ocean pun but:
Part 7. Steel Bolshevik Run
part 6: borscht ocean
part 7: tsar bolsheviks guns
Part 4. Kvass is unbreakable*
When the teacher pairs up the Japanese kid and the Russian kid
Wait isn’t Giorno Italian-
@@Aiko_63194 yes he is
so it should be
'when the teacher pairs up the italian kid and the russian kid'
@@hyrae8729 no he has an Italian passport but his blood is like Josuke half english half japanese
Anony1247 Ranting but wasn’t he born from dio which makes him British
@@MALEVOLENTKITCHENNhis mother was Japanese
Diavolo is on the brink of death. He lies on his death bead, having lived a peaceful life. Beside him is Trish and Doppio, trying to comfort him. They leave him to rest. Suddenly, Diavolo hears a stamping sound coming towards him. He turns his head to see Giorno and GER doing the kazotsky kick. Diavolo screams in terror as they proceed to dance on top of him. He then dies of corona virus.
The worst part about this nonsense is that it is canon
@MrldSplash OM NOM NOM MM THAT WAS DELICIOUS
Mateusz Wietrzynski
It still happens
Mateusz Wietrzynski
He’s in an infinite death loop, he experiences every single type of death imaginable and beyond, so I’m 100% positive that doppio is a separate person in atleast 1 death. Also he was separated during the chariot requiem arc
@@kapitanroblox3alt151 SANDVICH AND ME GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS
This is a real golden this man made
Is this what the Germans heard?
Youth - ROBLOX and more most DEFINITELY
Yes
BRAAAGA MONKA GAH!!!
@@googletristinthefoxngamer4709 Braka monoga-
@@pilotboss4100 Most certainly, yes
Stand user: Joseph Jougashvili
Stand name: ｢tsar platinum｣
Edit: And here I have it. My highest liked comment is about Russia and anime.
Or 「Slavic experience」
*iS tHaT a Tf2 rEfeReNcE?*
@PulseTer
I am heavy weapons guy. And this, is my gun.
I smell jojo !
@@daygreck771 *Giorno's theme breakdown* (deep Engineer voice) You're.. ugly.
*Jojo part 9 events should take place in Russia.*
It should
Stalin is a secret stand user
Stalin is also a JoJo since he's Joseph Joughashvili.
@@DrKira-dy3uk stand name: Gopnik Experience
Gulag Experience 🙂👍.
This had me chuckling in an overwhelming happiness
Молодец товарищ
"Mistakes make you stronger"
Me after drinking a whole bottle of bleach:
MMMMMM
Y o m m y
(this was a joke please dont drink bleach. bleach is very bad for u >:(
@@lostdog9370 imma drink it
@@lostdog9370 no its not bleach is good for you
nice.
We’re reaching levels of crossover that shouldn’t even be possible
"Korega vodka daze"
"Na-"
"CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA-"
lmao xDDDDDD 🤣🤣🤣
And replace the wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy by blyat
@@myrmesuwu607 BLYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
@@c8tct8v8tv8 full:
Сука сука сука сука сука сука сука сука сука сука сука сука бляяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяять!
Мда что за люди
The second best hardbass i've ever heart
Stroinhem: GERMAN SCIENCE WILL DEFEAT YOU!!
Some random russian soldier:
Ah finally, a shitpostcrusader who respects canon
@@louisvandenheuvel5452 i'm still patiently waiting for a mini story where Joseph hunts the russian down
@@waffledoesstuff2145 that Russian that killed Stroheim is Dmitry Petrenkov from call of duty world at war, it's gonna be a protagonist vs protagonist
Wait i thought it was a "Russian Stand user" that killed Stroheim?
@@panzerkampfwageniv4929 yeah, the guy is a stand user
Diavolo's 1,000,001st death: He encounters a pretty messed up Giorno Giovanna on the streets of Italy, after the Giorno had one too many bottles of Vodka. Diavolo is killed by the sheer anger the vodka gave Giorno
Another Tuesday in Russia huh?
Yeah I did that to Diavolo
Uh oh, the russian Giorno is here!
When you find out your 5.9% Russian and 7.9% Italian:
Icy *you’re
@@dondyweafle3347 I love you
Where the fuck's the 6.9?
Y Italian tho hardbass is mother Russian and vodka, Так надо было сказать.
Blazeboi jk chill man it’s just a game
man that little giorno face vibing in the middle of flag is just hilirious 🤣
“Я, Giorno Giovanna, выпил немного водки”
I just know this says "I, giorno Giovanna, have a dream"
@@imnobody4416 It doesn't
"I, Giorno Giovanna, drank some Vodka"
@@Catchdown ah sad, I'm not Russian enough.
Me: Sad non Russian crys
dude dont be sad im slav and can only understand half of this
DIO in hell: **sniffs** I'm so proud...
he's technically in Heaven because Pucci discovered heaven and DIO goes to heaven along with pucci
Space Cake *_d a m n_*
@@fishecake2794 I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM NOW HE IS IN HEVEAN
Space Cake and his name means god
Y E S I'M SO PROUD
I giorno giovanna have found vodka in my fathers closet
I didnt think dio aas into vodka
eh dio is mysterious
Naa it has Dio's ashes in it.
Dio “who told you. You can take my vodka... go to your room young man....... yare yare..... god dammit that jotaro has me doing it now”
Why diddnt joeseph turn into a vampire tho
If anyone was wondering I believe the song other than jojo's that he used is the song nash gimn by hard bass school
Guys gals and nonbinary pals this is the crossover we've all been waiting for
" I Giorno Blyatvana have a dream. And that is to build a soviet world."
hell yeah
We will build a Soviet world together comrades
Не смешно
I have been summoned
@@sovietunion5870 Communism Doesn't Work
“I giorno giovanna shall freeze the Germans”
*Stroheim intensifies*
*Intensifies...nooo*
I Poporno Giovanna cannot let you do that
ICH HABE DENN N WORD PASS I HAVE INFINIT POWER
1:Фантомная свобода
2:Склонность к красному
3:Крестоносцы Ленина
4:Несокрушимый Сталинград
5:Золотая зима
6:Каменный занавес
7:Погоня за капиталистами
8:Водкалион
When u broke his piano and he pulled out his giant speakers
And pours a shitton of vodka and buterbrod
Come back GOLD experience or unless you want to sleep outside with brono
@Gold Experience Requiem you want that to
He pulled out 2 giant subwoofers and a boom box
@Booti Bigoli holy mother ship
Невероятные приключения ДжоДжо: нефтяной кризис
)
Когда ты
Суса блядь
no hablo takataka
Сомневаюсь, что есть нефтяной кризис, так как НЕФТИ на нашей прекрасной Родине много.
JoJo's Vodka Adventure : Golden Blyat
LOL. As a russian, the Golden Blyat part is funny
Golden fuck hmmm
Golden vodka
@@kdnfbadreamnotfound7733 non
@John and puppets you poor sweet child; translate it
Master piece
Stroheim in Stalingrad: German science is the best in the world!
Russian Stand User :
Anyone: *tries to invade Russia*
Anyone arriving to Russia: Why do I hear boss music?
In Moda Russia you don't need a gun to win all you need is a nice cool winter
@Samuel Hurwitz that's when you know your fucking screwed
@@ItsRjustR the winter is what it took to beat taking over the world
@@ItsRjustR
The funny thing is that the most glorious and big wars/battles Russia won were happening during summer or fall.
And wars that were happening during the Winter were the most unfortunate ones for Russia. (Mongol Invasion, Soviet-Finnish war and etc.)
*laughs in KB-1*
"I, Joseph Stalin, will personally send you to Gulag"
LoL
Good to know diavolo dying in the gulag is canon
Joseph JoeStalin.
Jojo's bizarre adventure part 9, Stalin is undefeatable.
Thanks for turning a real mens anime into a real mens song :) 👍
nobody:
*russians after defeating stroheim
I wonder how he died
They probably gunned him down tommy gun style
Обычный вторник
Hitler: ruclips.net/video/2TcaQirakBQ/видео.html
granade?artirelly?
Napoleon: "Why is Moscow already burned down?"
The Russians: 0:00
@_男女节节••Osana welcome to the joke how can I help you
@_男女节节••Osana are u have the dumb head
@_男女节节••Osana Moscow was burned when Napoleon was gonna attack. They burned Moscow to make Napoleons army hunger (sorry for my english). But now it's here, yup.
The hardbass destroyed Moscow, with only few survivors. Rumors say if they hear this song they will break into uncontrollable dance, and will make it rain vodka.
@@kolyakyzzz Finally, Someone got the joke. I'm just imagining a bunch of Russians one city over moshing out to this song as Napoleon stands really REALLY confused on the edge of Moscow saying "Wait, did they actually just do this? What the actual hell?"
Premium history memes.
Stand User: *Boris*
Stand Name: *_「S L A V K I N G 」_*
Power: A
Speed: C
Range: E
Durability: B
Precision: E
Potential: A
*_Ability: Turns everything it touches into a jar of mayonez._*
His ability is to turn anything the stand touch into mayonez
And not the whathehellmans kind
ability- infinite ak allows the stand or user to pull infinite ak47’s outta nowhere with infinite ammo
people of culture-
Stay Cheeki Breeki
If anything goes wrong for Boris, he would always blame Vadim.
This masterpiece made me sub to you :)
i wish i could be as good as u in music
This is the best piece of music I have ever heard
Невероятное приключение ДжоДжо: Невероятный скачок рубля!
Гений
@@Melimo26 АХАХААХАХАХАХАХА ГЕНИЙ
Ты ГЕНИЙ
Yeah like that will ever happen...
Гений
Giorno after taking over the mafia changed the drug trade into a
*V O D K A* trade
Dio:...
Giorno:Listens to Russian songs
And changes his stands name
Giorno:speaks Russian
Dio:son.............
Dio: VODKA EXPERIENCE is a awesome stand name
Wait, but alcohol is also a drug.
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this is so much better than either of the original songs