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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @esteban8471
    @esteban8471 5 лет назад +6673

    Turbo Autism uploads Tokyo Drift: I sleep.
    Turbo Autism uploads Pillar Man theme: *AWAKEN!*

  • @singami465
    @singami465 5 лет назад +2266

    others: making elaborate puns on JoJo names
    me: **CARS**

  • @motaaaa
    @motaaaa 5 лет назад +5912

    Before listening to this Speedwagon was known only as "Wagon"

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 5 лет назад +499

      Gustavo Mota
      Wrong. He was always known as “speedwagon.”
      *After this he was known as Driftwagon*

    • @thedarkarts881
      @thedarkarts881 4 года назад +13

      hey we have the same last name

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 4 года назад +17

      Yeet
      Nani??

    • @hansalt6695
      @hansalt6695 4 года назад +9

      @@obviouslykaleb7998 Wait me too
      Wutttttttttttttt?

    • @jockson7574
      @jockson7574 4 года назад +3

      Holy shit, your comment has 666 likes!

  • @watamesshepherdjesuschrist6792
    @watamesshepherdjesuschrist6792 5 лет назад +11815

    2018- Elon Musk launched a car in space
    1939- Joseph Joestar launched Kars to space

    • @jack4gaming462
      @jack4gaming462 5 лет назад +338

      Beat Russia to the *punch*

    • @kayakihasaki1418
      @kayakihasaki1418 5 лет назад +58

      @@jack4gaming462 damn PUN 🤣

    • @rock-io8sg
      @rock-io8sg 5 лет назад +235

      Elon Musk secretly made a jojoke

    • @captaintorchman1046
      @captaintorchman1046 5 лет назад +171

      Elon Musk use a Jojo reference
      Why I relize it just now

    • @NucleaRaptor
      @NucleaRaptor 5 лет назад +77

      Eventually, Kars stopped drifting.

  • @GrandSleuth
    @GrandSleuth 5 лет назад +6342

    “The automobile, such speed and power. Back in my day we only had wagons.” - DIO

  • @youngj8520
    @youngj8520 4 года назад +3626

    People: "In 2050 we will have cars in space."
    Joseph: "Hold my beer."

  • @foogoose1439
    @foogoose1439 5 лет назад +2437

    Whammu: Master of Aerodynamicity
    Esidisi: Master of Burnouts, Drift and Afterfire
    Kars: Master of, well, cars.

    • @CarmenLC
      @CarmenLC 5 лет назад +110

      GURETO COMMENTSU DAZE

    • @AndresRodriguez-lj7qq
      @AndresRodriguez-lj7qq 5 лет назад +32

      What about santana

    • @dwiney4902
      @dwiney4902 5 лет назад +52

      Wammu would be using those cappucinos
      Esidisi would be using that Skyline GTR R35
      Kars would be using the competitor *AE86* (master of cars amirite)

    • @foogoose1439
      @foogoose1439 5 лет назад +6

      @@dwiney4902 I think S2K is a better option. Cappuccino is too small I think.

    • @tenderlointacostakoyakitra6898
      @tenderlointacostakoyakitra6898 5 лет назад +16

      Nah esidisi would have MISFIARINGU SHYSTEMU

  • @booga324
    @booga324 5 лет назад +6649

    This honestly sounds like this could be a champion theme in Pokémon

    • @venepskeuten9206
      @venepskeuten9206 5 лет назад +682

      AWAKEN, MY POKEMON!

    • @humblebumble8192
      @humblebumble8192 5 лет назад +642

      Obviously specializes in Rock type

    • @basicpigeonbee
      @basicpigeonbee 5 лет назад +306

      @@humblebumble8192 the fossil pokemans

    • @leverite6127
      @leverite6127 5 лет назад +319

      @@humblebumble8192 rock types that are immune to bubble type attacks

    • @t0s7
      @t0s7 5 лет назад +157

      The E4 certainly will be interesting.
      As for the champion, Kars, of course.
      Elite four would consist of Esidisi, Wamuu, maybe Dio, and Santana.
      (Forgot to throw this in earlier)
      The types, yes.
      Wamuu would be a Flying Type, no doubt. (Divine Sandstorm, and such)
      Esidisi would be a Fire type, given his abilities to manipulate such element.
      Santana would be a Ghost type probably, his ability to literally hop inside humans could help (unsure)
      Dio would be a Dark type, I’m sure on this one
      Any Pokemon Champion knows not to use one type, so Kars would be a mix.

  • @myfatherisapenguin4604
    @myfatherisapenguin4604 5 лет назад +3069

    JoJo, only place where you can find AC/DC as a name of the character

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 5 лет назад +100

      pussyslayer_ 69
      It’s [Esidisi]

    • @myfatherisapenguin4604
      @myfatherisapenguin4604 5 лет назад +165

      @ObviouslyKaleb Yeah, and that's the way Japanese pronounce the AC/DC. Even Araki himself said that he named him after the band called "AC/DC".

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 5 лет назад +29

      pussyslayer_ 69
      Yes I know.
      You said the name of the inspiration, rather than the character himself though. Which is, as we all know, high treason in this community.
      Good grief, you troglodyte.
      Also the original statement is false, because of this. ruclips.net/video/6kDHkez70LM/видео.html , and many others like it.

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 4 года назад +18

      Goos
      I had shut up for two months straight.

    • @C4Cole05
      @C4Cole05 4 года назад +40

      @@obviouslykaleb7998 You have awakened him from his 5000 year slumber!

  • @occidrake1033
    @occidrake1033 5 лет назад +447

    Oh my god Joseph, watch out ! Those are
    [ T H E P I L L A R D R I F T E R S ]

    • @moisesezequielgutierrez
      @moisesezequielgutierrez 5 лет назад +17

      Esidisi: Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution V CP9A
      Wamuu: Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IV CN9A
      Kars: Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution III CE9A

    • @TopGear25S
      @TopGear25S 5 лет назад +5

      @@moisesezequielgutierrez Well the battle between Caesar and Wamuu ended like the the battle between the AE86 and the Evo.

    • @willtros645
      @willtros645 5 лет назад +10

      Can we please get a steel ball run except it’s cars instead of horses and make it an alternate battle tendency

    • @occidrake1033
      @occidrake1033 5 лет назад +2

      @@willtros645 Okay I need this to exist rn

    • @derederekat9051
      @derederekat9051 5 лет назад

      @@willtros645 THAT WILL BE PART 9!!

  • @ignis9216
    @ignis9216 5 лет назад +1276

    When Kars unleashes his true form: Cars

    • @andrewsantana4057
      @andrewsantana4057 5 лет назад +10

      You meant a trueno ae86

    • @twoocean8012
      @twoocean8012 5 лет назад +45

      "I HAVE OVERCOME THE COPYRIG- I MEAN THE SUN!"

    • @thundagathejolteon4076
      @thundagathejolteon4076 4 года назад +5

      Nah but he literally just turns into a copy of Disney-Pixar's Cars

    • @closettweeb2127
      @closettweeb2127 4 года назад +6

      @@thundagathejolteon4076 Disney-Pixar presents: Kars

    • @C4Cole05
      @C4Cole05 4 года назад +2

      Nani!? K...Cars 2!?!?!
      Mater-San~ has already touched that movie franchise
      Rightning Makween! Daisan no bakudan! Bites za dusto!

  • @_LautaroArriola_
    @_LautaroArriola_ 3 года назад +2170

    Dio: Means god
    Kira: Means killer
    Diavolo: Means devil
    Pucci: Gucci?
    Kars:

    • @rat8489
      @rat8489 3 года назад +76

      Vroom vroom

    • @tatakaiontop
      @tatakaiontop 3 года назад +71

      Pucci can mean anything you want but google says its heavenly or godlike

    • @Vespa-Due
      @Vespa-Due 3 года назад +57

      Pucci is actually just Pucci, probably like Emilio Pucci, italian stylist and military pilot. No, in Italian it doesn’t mean Godlike or Heavenly.

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 3 года назад +9

      whenever i see kira i just think of deatnotes light yagami

    • @mithiltandel9566
      @mithiltandel9566 3 года назад +52

      Funny valentine:- means laughable February 14

  • @sammcd9732
    @sammcd9732 5 лет назад +356

    Perhaps humans roads have progressed over the years...

  • @wholock0001
    @wholock0001 5 лет назад +674

    TurboAutism Act 4 Requiem Over Heaven Bites the Dust

  • @newtthewizard3942
    @newtthewizard3942 5 лет назад +5102

    Beat dropped harder than the stone on Caesar’s body

  • @djstapler
    @djstapler 5 лет назад +1135

    I think the youtube algorithms are working again

    • @Kutomi1
      @Kutomi1 5 лет назад +9

      It's been recommending me great jojokes since I've started watching JJBA. Thanks, RUclips. :D

    • @Theedgyscoutmain
      @Theedgyscoutmain 5 лет назад

      why yes

    • @Theedgyscoutmain
      @Theedgyscoutmain 5 лет назад

      also fancy seeing you here lol

    • @djstapler
      @djstapler 5 лет назад

      @@Theedgyscoutmain oh hey m8
      Still waiting for Killer bean but everytime it's good it gets faster

    • @Theedgyscoutmain
      @Theedgyscoutmain 5 лет назад

      DJ Stapler AAAAAAAAA

  • @thepolskiperson
    @thepolskiperson 5 лет назад +625

    Turbo Autism is the secret 5th pillar man, with the ability to turn any song into a fantastic Eurobeat remix

  • @bisexualichigo4227
    @bisexualichigo4227 4 года назад +272

    Why are the Pillar men clothes smiling menacingly. I can’t be the only one seeing this.

  • @Kaneki_Ken0227
    @Kaneki_Ken0227 5 лет назад +768

    An AE86 that has insanely hot oil.
    An AE86 that controls wind.
    An AE86 that is an ultimate lifeform.

    • @t1naftore
      @t1naftore 5 лет назад +69

      * an ae86 with air-conditioning
      an ae86 with extreme aero parts
      an ae86 with angel wings

    • @MoonlightStatic
      @MoonlightStatic 4 года назад +20

      *An AE86 that controls light.

    • @GoriCHAD
      @GoriCHAD 4 года назад +24

      @@MoonlightStatic *An AE86 that can turn its headlight on and off

    • @reivoll6756
      @reivoll6756 4 года назад +18

      an AE86 that have a germany tech to make engine can lauch to moon

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 4 года назад +6

      An AE86 that has a German machine gun

  • @bapplea
    @bapplea 5 лет назад +1226

    I love how Esidisi is laying across Whammuu's lap and Kars is on top.

    • @QuindariusGooch-s8o
      @QuindariusGooch-s8o 5 лет назад +185

      That way, no one is in Wamuu's shadow. Remember when that was a plot point?

    • @PureMetalDragon
      @PureMetalDragon 5 лет назад +88

      @@QuindariusGooch-s8o Add it to the pile of plot points Araki forgot, alongside Giorno's reflect attack power and Josuke's savior

    • @Blu97
      @Blu97 5 лет назад +32

      HYPETAUR THE HYPE CACTUAR! Josuke’s savior served his purpose as intended, I see nothing wrong.

    • @PureMetalDragon
      @PureMetalDragon 5 лет назад +85

      @@Blu97 Originally, Bite the Dust had different effects. I think it would have allowed Kira to go to the past and change it, Terminator style. The climax would have been that Kira decided to get rid of Josuke by attacking him before he had Crazy Diamond. Somehow Josuke gets dragged along in the past. He defeats Kira while being gravely injured, but still manage the strenght to push his mother's car and save himself before dying of his injuries. Apparently, Araki decided that part 4 had taken too much of a happy, slice of life tone to end on Josuke's death.
      But famously, when asked why Josuke's savior looked suspiciously like him, Araki replied with "Oh right... that happened."

    • @rechargegamesstudio2803
      @rechargegamesstudio2803 5 лет назад +7

      @@PureMetalDragon Thank you for the explanation, where did you get the information?

  • @Gabsboy123
    @Gabsboy123 5 лет назад +662

    *Running in the 1930's*

    • @yami5150
      @yami5150 4 года назад +5

      Nice

    • @KLUCZESIA
      @KLUCZESIA 4 года назад +8

      (spoiler alert) This is literally perfect for that chariot duel between Joseph and Wham from Battle Tendency episode 22!

    • @Idk-zw7hs
      @Idk-zw7hs 4 года назад +2

      Noice

    • @weebiest239
      @weebiest239 4 года назад +4

      @@KLUCZESIA My god, you're right

    • @t0q14s9
      @t0q14s9 4 года назад +4

      nigerundayo

  • @definitelynotreyes
    @definitelynotreyes 5 лет назад +1149

    The Pillar Men theme itself being dubstep while having Eurobeat creates a whole new rave party. I like it.

    • @WhooshWh0sh
      @WhooshWh0sh 5 лет назад +52

      The Pillar Men theme is not dubstep at effing all. It's a pure trap song. I know being a genre-police guy is cringy, but don't you confuse trap and dubstep.

    • @cadianguardian
      @cadianguardian 5 лет назад +17

      @@WhooshWh0sh eh, to an outsider it looks just like metal subjenres, like how would you tell apart deathcore and brutal death if you don't listen to any of it?

    • @WhooshWh0sh
      @WhooshWh0sh 5 лет назад +16

      @@cadianguardian it's not the case you know. The things you told are subgenres, while I was speaking of genres. It's ok if you can't tell deathstep and brostep apart, or drum'n'bass and neurofunk for instance, but when you confuse TRAP without any basses specific for dubstep and dubstep itself, it tells a lot about your ears.

    • @cadianguardian
      @cadianguardian 5 лет назад +4

      @@WhooshWh0sh oh. 'kay, thanks, gotta do some proper research now

    • @WhooshWh0sh
      @WhooshWh0sh 5 лет назад +6

      @@cadianguardian no problem, bro :)

  • @Kz3andMore
    @Kz3andMore 5 лет назад +796

    "Its over Jojo, my R34 has the power to absorb oxygen straight from the wind and transform it into a stream of raw speed!"
    "Hm... I guess you are going to say 'These curves belong to me now, Jojo!' right?"
    "These curves belong to me now, Jojo! N-NANI!?"

    • @kuu1147
      @kuu1147 4 года назад +39

      my rule34 XD

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 4 года назад +57

      @@kuu1147 Pathetic one does not just conver the Beautiful naming of the R34 Skyling into such filthy nonsense

    • @kuu1147
      @kuu1147 4 года назад +6

      @@ValentineC137 -__-

    • @Average_Eurobeat_Enjoyer
      @Average_Eurobeat_Enjoyer 4 года назад +32

      You underestimate my horsepower

    • @Kz3andMore
      @Kz3andMore 4 года назад +24

      @@Average_Eurobeat_Enjoyer "Jojo, don't beseech our horsepower!"

  • @zemotte2terre433
    @zemotte2terre433 5 лет назад +427

    I CLICKED ON THIS NOTIFICATION AS HARD AS THAT ROCK FELT ON CAESAR
    AWAKEN
    MA
    MASTEEEEEEEERS

  • @mansonchan6257
    @mansonchan6257 5 лет назад +595

    Needwagon for Speedwagon
    -Big Weld

  • @ronicaio65
    @ronicaio65 5 лет назад +278

    0:00 when u open wrong door and you relise that was a boss room.

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 5 лет назад +32

      0:00 When you fall for the thunder cross split attack
      *YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*

    • @Mehfia
      @Mehfia 4 года назад +6

      @@obviouslykaleb7998 i knew it was gonna happen, but I still took it like a true man.
      No BEYOND MAN

    • @DupaChunner
      @DupaChunner 4 года назад +4

      ObviouslyKaleb
      You made me repeat the video darn it

    • @ruruyu59
      @ruruyu59 4 года назад +2

      *Playing Dark Souls Blindly in a nutshell*

    • @a.rrosoir316
      @a.rrosoir316 3 года назад +2

      _"when you tought it was the fog gate to the next part of the region but artorias healthbar shows up"_

  • @phoenixag196
    @phoenixag196 5 лет назад +230

    *A W A K E N M Y D R I F T E R S*

  • @jy1235689
    @jy1235689 5 лет назад +452

    I clicked on "Tokyo drift" and got "awake"

  • @Aliciakick
    @Aliciakick 4 года назад +129

    Meanwhile in an alternate jojoverse
    Santana: *tells the pillar men where the red stone of aja is*
    The pillar men with their vampire horses and chariot:

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 5 лет назад +974

    I played this in front of a baby and now hes 6’2 and has the body of an immortal ancient Aztec

    • @OmicronChan
      @OmicronChan 5 лет назад +25

      Baby in a pram became an immortal Aztec god of fitness drifting in an AE86

    • @WinterFlare
      @WinterFlare 4 года назад +1

      1 more person like for 69 likes please

    • @skr4307
      @skr4307 4 года назад

      @@WinterFlare done

    • @gigimod3608
      @gigimod3608 4 года назад

      i dont wanna be the one to ruin the 69

    • @samugames0
      @samugames0 4 года назад

      i played this to a baby and it disappeared but his clothes are floating in the air where it was

  • @FinnReaper
    @FinnReaper 5 лет назад +297

    Even speedwagon is afraid
    Of how perfect this is

  • @thecg2901
    @thecg2901 4 года назад +145

    Kars: I paid for the whole speedometer, I will use the whole speedometer
    ACDC and wamuu: lets go
    Joseph: I need my self a robot natzi

    • @erebys21
      @erebys21 3 года назад

      As someone who hasn't watched jojo, this shit is completely incomprehencible.

    • @Gibby42069
      @Gibby42069 3 года назад +2

      Based nazborg vs virgin vampires

  • @water_color
    @water_color 5 лет назад +273

    Wammu driving in the chariot race: no background music
    Joseph:

  • @Patatigatti123
    @Patatigatti123 5 лет назад +311

    *N E X T*
    *P E P S I*
    *M A N*
    *E U R O B E A T*
    *R E M I X*
    :D

  • @H.E_I.S_R.I.S.E.N
    @H.E_I.S_R.I.S.E.N 4 года назад +517

    Why does this sound like a cross between Eurobeat and slavic hardbass.

    • @yarimuchi7864
      @yarimuchi7864 4 года назад +165

      New genre unlocked: Euroslav Bassbeat

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 4 года назад +52

      Eurussian egyptian dubstep music

    • @Keterius
      @Keterius 4 года назад +11

      That would be NICE.

    • @tajcraft1238
      @tajcraft1238 4 года назад +11

      @@yarimuchi7864 I need that!

    • @t0q14s9
      @t0q14s9 4 года назад +7

      kinda like the cross that fell on shizaa

  • @agni-kai132
    @agni-kai132 5 лет назад +445

    1: when you and the lads freeze yourself in stone to wait for mortals to invent nightclubs
    2: the strip off between the pillarstodes and Lion el johnson when it happens in tts

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 5 лет назад +1864

    *_「AWAKEN MY DRIFTERS」_*
    Also, I’m surprised you haven’t done End Of The World yet.

  • @johntelekom9712
    @johntelekom9712 4 года назад +65

    Awaken is so extreme, that a eurobeat remix of it, which is seen as one of the fastest genres, had to be slowed down

  • @Requeueing
    @Requeueing 5 лет назад +119

    the Pillar Men have stopped posing and started drifting

    • @crispyfear9333
      @crispyfear9333 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe they're posing while drifting

    • @ezlomacks6533
      @ezlomacks6533 5 лет назад +1

      Whenever they drift they assume an insane pose to do so

  • @TheSpudThing
    @TheSpudThing 5 лет назад +188

    This is the best notification I've ever gotten.

  • @KipKipytiny
    @KipKipytiny 4 года назад +179

    OMG this is amazing xDD

  • @sloth8598
    @sloth8598 5 лет назад +186

    Me and the boys waking up from our thousand year slumber to go fight a professional asspuller over a red rock.

  • @ratqueenevangeline8756
    @ratqueenevangeline8756 5 лет назад +441

    Every day, we stray closer to heaven.

  • @princesszelda1997
    @princesszelda1997 5 лет назад +36

    I listened to this, and eventually I stopped thinking

  • @SaltySlice
    @SaltySlice 5 лет назад +1065

    wait till he makes a eurobeat out of Il Vento D'oro (Giorno's Theme)

  • @maskarCHocolate
    @maskarCHocolate 5 лет назад +672

    I played this near the cows
    Now they are dancing and screaming Waa-MOOO

  • @songwasinsongsiririttikri6543
    @songwasinsongsiririttikri6543 5 лет назад +47

    Me : Mom, I have nightmares. I saw Pillar Men hiding in my AE86
    Mom : Pillar Men it doesn't exist. It can't do anything to us......//open AE86
    Pillar Men in the AE86 :

  • @geadxd14
    @geadxd14 5 лет назад +152

    My engine just gain 300hp by listening to this.

  • @novumxxii4600
    @novumxxii4600 5 лет назад +186

    Aw hell yeah
    Finally my prayers have been heard

  • @Fro_ozo
    @Fro_ozo 5 лет назад +32

    When its 11:01 PM exactly 59 minutes until new years.

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 5 лет назад +4

      Fro_ozo
      0:00 when it’s 10:51 PM, exactly 69 minutes until New Years

    • @Fro_ozo
      @Fro_ozo 5 лет назад

      @@obviouslykaleb7998 n i c e

  • @TimothyCow23
    @TimothyCow23 5 лет назад +124

    "Aight Imma go fight Wammu hope a cross shaped rock doesn't fall on me"

  • @Cup0fCoffe
    @Cup0fCoffe 5 лет назад +151

    Im still waiting for End of 『Za Warudo!』

  • @roguereaver634
    @roguereaver634 4 года назад +19

    When the Fabulous Custodes start to drift around the Imperial Palace because their quivering bodies are so well oiled

    • @Alarak_
      @Alarak_ 3 года назад

      Ah, finally. An Emperor's Text-To-Speech reference XD

  • @MrOiram46
    @MrOiram46 5 лет назад +173

    When Bunta awakens and opens his eyes.

    • @r4hul_type_r
      @r4hul_type_r 4 года назад +10

      0_____0'''''

    • @j-aaxch9658
      @j-aaxch9658 4 года назад +11

      All hell will awaken

    • @paint4r
      @paint4r 4 года назад +2

      NANI!?

    • @yoshi7957
      @yoshi7957 4 года назад +2

      AYAYAYAYAYAIIIII
      **AWAKEN MY MASTERS OF EUROBEAT!!!**

    • @paint4r
      @paint4r 4 года назад +2

      ゴゴゴゴ *turbo's pillar men theme eurobeat remix blasting*

  • @mestremiller1805
    @mestremiller1805 5 лет назад +81

    Ryosuke: What is Takumi doing?
    Keisuke: He's just drifting there, *_MENACINGLY_*

    • @moisesezequielgutierrez
      @moisesezequielgutierrez 5 лет назад +11

      Ryosuke Takahashi: *Exists*
      Kyoichi Sudo: *AWAKEN MY LANCER EVO. USERS!*

  • @danield8528
    @danield8528 4 года назад +70

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Italians in the early to mid 20th century drifting their Fiats:

  •  5 лет назад +122

    I will admit, this was one of my favorite songs when coming into touch with the Jojo fandom. I applaud you greatly for this!

  • @FareastSN
    @FareastSN 5 лет назад +43

    Absolute mad lad, turbo autism actually did the AYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY eurobeat, lmao

  • @whybeee
    @whybeee 4 года назад +9

    What a BIZZARE song
    Awaken, my masters!

  • @ThrawnFett123
    @ThrawnFett123 5 лет назад +61

    My GLISTENING abs QUIVER at the GLORIOUS sound of this song my EMPORER

    • @Cheesycat501
      @Cheesycat501 5 лет назад +15

      ThrawnFett123 my thermic reactor is PULSATING in EXCITEMENT

    • @varnix1006
      @varnix1006 5 лет назад +7

      The sensation of friction is all but lost to me.

    • @moisesezequielgutierrez
      @moisesezequielgutierrez 5 лет назад +4

      Ryosuke Takahashi: *Exists*
      Kyoichi Sudo and his other two Lancer Evo drivers:

    • @GorNaKat
      @GorNaKat 5 лет назад +8

      *STOP SMEARING OIL ALL OVER MY PALACE*

    • @videopolice432
      @videopolice432 5 лет назад +5

      The way they rode, you could almost taste the floss.

  • @yanukan
    @yanukan 5 лет назад +151

    Your next line is:
    AWAKEN MY DRIFTERS
    To yu!

  • @RhaastbetterthanKayn
    @RhaastbetterthanKayn 4 года назад +25

    When the Bhudda statue, Statue of Liberty and The Sphinx were Awaken:

    • @YanaDasgupta
      @YanaDasgupta 4 года назад +1

      christ the redeemer as well

  • @luxurious0346
    @luxurious0346 5 лет назад +49

    Din't expect this to work at all
    And that is why I subscribed to this channel

  • @Paloch1708
    @Paloch1708 5 лет назад +194

    what if this is actually the soundtrack of Jojo when Joseph is fighting Wamuu in the coliseum.
    EUROBEAT COLISEUM RACE!!!!!! wonderful

    • @Sam-ep2yo
      @Sam-ep2yo 5 лет назад +15

      "Is that horse drawn chariot...drifting?"

  • @dalekdoctor420
    @dalekdoctor420 5 лет назад +67

    ultimate racer Kars: HAAHAAAAHAHAHA I finally conquered the sun, it really makes my car shine hahaha!
    Speed Wagon: he's... he's unbeatable, I fear not even the Ripple gear shift will work!
    Joseph: Don't worry, I've got a plan.
    Speed Wagon: did I hear you right JoJo?
    Joseph: Ya, one last all or nothing gambit! its my final move!
    Stroheim: what does it involve?
    Smokey: JoJo when you say final move you don't mean "that" final move, right?
    Joseph: Listen! this is something your gonna have to do for yourself!
    Stroheim: I'm listening! tell me what to do JoJo!
    Joseph: *smirks and grabs the red gasoline of Aja* DRIVE FOR YOUR LIFE!
    Smokey: OH GOD JOJO! WHY!?!
    Kars: HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT ESCAPE ME MY CAR HAS THE SPEED OF ALL CARS COMBINED!!!

  • @daoneandonlyd_
    @daoneandonlyd_ 5 лет назад +157

    ok, two things
    1: this shit B O P S
    2: idk why, but i hear a little bit of PEPSI MAAN in here

  • @SillyLittleMan28
    @SillyLittleMan28 5 лет назад +122

    Me in 2AM : Oh boi its 2AM I am gonna sleep now
    **Awaken Eurobeat Ver**
    Me : Heck yeah Sleep can wait

  • @creamyicy
    @creamyicy 5 лет назад +19

    Awaken my masters!
    YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SUMMON THE AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS? BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

  • @DaFlappa
    @DaFlappa 5 лет назад +103

    Secret Joestar Technique: Drift Away!

  • @madaramyyrymaki385
    @madaramyyrymaki385 5 лет назад +17

    FINALLY I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR OVER A THOUSAND YEARS FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @-monoeraser
    @-monoeraser 2 года назад

    this guy is amazing. if he put ads he would make actual money out of his amazing works, but this wholesome guy didn't even think of it.

  • @anactualai7427
    @anactualai7427 5 лет назад +2038

    **walks to my car in the morning**
    **puts the key in**
    Me-AWAKEN MY CAR
    Gf-why are you like this
    Edit- Jesus Christ thank you for all of those likes! My most liked comment on YT is now a meme about me seconds before my gf dumped me so XD

    • @YamiLunaria
      @YamiLunaria 5 лет назад +131

      Since when do you have a girlfriend?

    • @theplumb3159
      @theplumb3159 5 лет назад +74

      Bold of you to say you have a girlfriend.

    • @anactualai7427
      @anactualai7427 5 лет назад +21

      Ghshr Ksidhc
      ...
      Nani

    • @velvetlies8923
      @velvetlies8923 5 лет назад +37

      You like Jojo. You have no girlfriend.

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 5 лет назад +12

      You're called "@@velvetlies8923" , and this amuses me greatly.

  • @dwiney4902
    @dwiney4902 5 лет назад +49

    i listened to many of your Eurobeat remixes but why does this one feels so much, much more *resonating?*
    Thought it was only because it's Pillar Men but,
    100% volume on master and YT, that's why i feel most *awake!*

  • @emilmller6041
    @emilmller6041 2 года назад +3

    didn't know how much i needed this untill i heard it

  • @think6988
    @think6988 5 лет назад +80

    0.75X makes it feel like a hard boss theme. MAKES SENSE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE PILLAR MEN

    • @Sylvester_GNDDV
      @Sylvester_GNDDV 3 года назад +2

      It sounds like DMC boss fight themes

    • @temporalCaster
      @temporalCaster 3 года назад +2

      The breakdown slowed down goes so hard too

  • @knightrazor
    @knightrazor 5 лет назад +12

    Even Speedwagon is Drifting!

  • @jacintkeszthelyi5121
    @jacintkeszthelyi5121 2 года назад +1

    Awaken my masters!
    also nice work!

  • @d4rksonic474
    @d4rksonic474 5 лет назад +291

    If I‘ll ever get into the Mario Kart modding scene: May I use this to replicate Wamuu‘s race ground?

    • @timothygooding9544
      @timothygooding9544 5 лет назад +13

      I'll recommend trackmania for you, it is grid-based but you can still do a lot (I recommend canyon) I wanted to do mariokart modding when it was still a thing but trackmania is so much easier.
      Hope you get the permission buddy.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 5 лет назад +5

      +D4rkSonic
      I SECOND THIS. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

    • @rubenbarranco9169
      @rubenbarranco9169 4 года назад

      DO IT

    • @defaultmate
      @defaultmate 4 года назад

      I fourth this

  • @sitruunamehu
    @sitruunamehu 5 лет назад +62

    Joseph: "Give me one month and I will be stronger than you!"
    Wamuu: "Huh?"
    That is how Joseph challenged him to drive the mountain pass down

  • @dummy3467
    @dummy3467 3 года назад +4

    “They’re unmatched! Unkillable! Unpassable!”

  • @DotaWatafak
    @DotaWatafak 5 лет назад +14

    Finally! :D

  • @swizzy6010
    @swizzy6010 5 лет назад +50

    When you’re flexing in the mirror but the gym closes in 3 minutes

  • @jadenleatham3408
    @jadenleatham3408 4 года назад +4

    I'm a simple man
    I see Awaken, so I click

  • @AxelGame
    @AxelGame 5 лет назад +66

    I just woke up
    This made my daily routine go by in a flash
    Thanks Gay Buff Vampires and Turbo

  • @jen1447
    @jen1447 5 лет назад +270

    Why does Kars have to appear twice instead of Santana

    • @Rappenem
      @Rappenem 5 лет назад +9

      i get it

    • @fiercekitty4982
      @fiercekitty4982 5 лет назад +39

      it took me a moment to get it, nice jojoke

    • @ikerrdp6389
      @ikerrdp6389 5 лет назад +2

      Pls explain xD

    • @hadrien5684
      @hadrien5684 5 лет назад +30

      @@ikerrdp6389 There's Kars, and they're all sitting on a kar

    • @ikerrdp6389
      @ikerrdp6389 5 лет назад +18

      FUCK I'M IDIOT XD

  • @Corporate_Warfare
    @Corporate_Warfare Год назад +3

    I feel like i've already lost my driving licence by listening to this masterpiece

  • @marceloreinheimer9733
    @marceloreinheimer9733 5 лет назад +14

    Me and the boys drifting our way to the ultimate life form

  • @vanek74rus
    @vanek74rus 5 лет назад +34

    Nigerundayo will not save you from THIS!

  • @vesnakutricki832
    @vesnakutricki832 4 года назад +8

    Elite four in Alola: *Casually chilling*
    Me when I enter with my rarely used, hacked mega pokemon:

  • @ZeroEcl1pse
    @ZeroEcl1pse 5 лет назад +19

    now time to add this into my playlist of big jojo energy, thanks turboautism

  • @atrane365
    @atrane365 5 лет назад +25

    I listen to this while getting ready for work.
    In unrelated news, I can now get ready for work in 30 seconds and punch a new hole in my wall every morning

  • @notrudraxd
    @notrudraxd 3 года назад +1

    Kars posing in front of Cars. Truly Made in Heaven.

  • @tiareibou
    @tiareibou 5 лет назад +91

    *mazda RX-7:* Okay, who's next?
    *Toyota AE86:*

  • @kaamuu557
    @kaamuu557 5 лет назад +43

    There was no need for it
    But you did it
    Even though it was already dope enough
    You just had to didn’t you
    You didn’t feel right without the eurobeat of this
    But its too powerful
    With this theme
    Kars can return

    • @artemvoituk1737
      @artemvoituk1737 2 года назад +1

      He got 100$ for starting to make this song

  • @facemcshooty6602
    @facemcshooty6602 3 года назад +1

    This is it. The pinnacle of human evolution. It's all downhill from now. This is the ultimate soundform.

  • @alexzab11
    @alexzab11 5 лет назад +9

    Awaken eurobeat and the loop feature is the best duo in history

  • @ezzocorbi
    @ezzocorbi 5 лет назад +8

    OMFG ITS REAL

  • @Honorhhhb
    @Honorhhhb 4 года назад +4

    AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
    pretty good
    pretty good
    but...
    YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

  • @daegoo_
    @daegoo_ 5 лет назад +39

    Wam!! Masters of the drift wake up

  • @shohei2485
    @shohei2485 4 года назад

    that video image is the best thing to ever been produced