JoJo Trap ▶ Awaken | Pillar Men Theme (Simpsonill Remix) ver.2

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @worstplayer8204
    @worstplayer8204 7 лет назад +7926

    A Z T E C G O D S O F F I T N E S S

  • @GarthTheMighty
    @GarthTheMighty 6 лет назад +6075

    Here’s a good indicator of the general tone of JoJo, and an actual quote I heard said: “With everything that was going on, I kinda forgot about the cyborg Nazi.”

    • @BebxOfficial
      @BebxOfficial 6 лет назад +416

      Never seen JoJo, not even any synopsis's. But that just sounds great.

    • @BebxOfficial
      @BebxOfficial 6 лет назад +147

      But, it's bizarre! There's Joeys! There's adventures! And memes!
      Actually putting it that way makes it sound pretty cool.

    • @BebxOfficial
      @BebxOfficial 6 лет назад +48

      uBlock origin has something to say about ads.

    • @smellyclementineshorrifyin5973
      @smellyclementineshorrifyin5973 5 лет назад +6

      Bebx there's also tubi which as seasons 1-5

    • @colemacgrath8846
      @colemacgrath8846 5 лет назад +5

      Part1 and 2 are on netflix

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 6 лет назад +7268

    "It might be too sophisticated for you."

  • @sneakysandro2961
    @sneakysandro2961 4 года назад +2660

    Joseph's there like "And each of his abs were this big!"

    • @articz7731
      @articz7731 4 года назад +93

      No he's just impressed by italian squid ink spaghetti

    • @EmperorDurian
      @EmperorDurian 3 года назад +34

      @@articz7731 r/wooosh

    • @kanji20
      @kanji20 3 года назад +13

      Those three grandma's from groj band:

    • @sinztou8332
      @sinztou8332 3 года назад +5

      Ima give you that 400th like

    • @maxbeast0944
      @maxbeast0944 3 года назад +17

      And I said that disgusting so I made a call out post on Twitter, Joseph you got small abs it’s the size of this walnut except smaller.

  • @riot1745
    @riot1745 7 лет назад +12464

    Makes me wanna workout for seven years and start posing

    • @ameershehzad1080
      @ameershehzad1080 6 лет назад +646

      Makes me want to take a nap for like a few millenia

    • @smajin28
      @smajin28 6 лет назад +585

      Makes me want to awaken my masters.

    • @bacongod5759
      @bacongod5759 5 лет назад +335

      makes me want to get the red stone aja to become the perfect life form

    • @subarashioppai8252
      @subarashioppai8252 5 лет назад +231

      Makes me want to lift weights for seven years and only get two years of actual progress because i didn't use steroids

    • @06spyware.
      @06spyware. 5 лет назад +143

      @@subarashioppai8252 sounds like you've got the metabolism and body type of a 70 year old

  • @NegaTimeYT
    @NegaTimeYT 7 лет назад +12363

    So there's XX which is female and XY which is male but the pillar men is what happens when you get YY. The manliest men ever conceived.

    • @promise8614
      @promise8614 6 лет назад +1669

      *S U P E R M A L E I N T E N S I F I E S*

    • @666HeroHero
      @666HeroHero 6 лет назад +923

      To get YY you would need 2 dudes though.

    • @alonreshef8315
      @alonreshef8315 6 лет назад +1206

      More like Y Y Y Y Y
      please tell me you got the joke

    • @666HeroHero
      @666HeroHero 6 лет назад +201

      @@alonreshef8315 Sure I got it.

    • @xamzx9281
      @xamzx9281 6 лет назад +932

      Alon Reshef more like W R Y Y Y Y Y Y

  • @lagoz4762
    @lagoz4762 5 лет назад +6140

    Muscles in jojo
    Part 1 : High
    Part 3 : High
    Part 4 : Medium
    Part 5 : Low
    Part 2 : U l t r a M u s c l e s

    • @nelsonfabianriosdeantonio6211
      @nelsonfabianriosdeantonio6211 5 лет назад +287

      Narancia was pretty ripped for a young boy.

    • @xumetasalsaxd7806
      @xumetasalsaxd7806 5 лет назад +112

      Actually the big zombie Knight of part 1 is the mist musculated boi

    • @lefmike
      @lefmike 5 лет назад +83

      don't forget part 6 ,7 ,and 8 where 6 had some muscle, 7 had thick but muscle bois, and jojolion hasn't you know...
      been done yet

    • @fahrenheitpyro8037
      @fahrenheitpyro8037 5 лет назад +70

      Only muscular person in part 5 is Narancia. Narancia best boy.

    • @eertikrux666
      @eertikrux666 5 лет назад +73

      Part 2: Muscle Requiem

  • @shauncsh2724
    @shauncsh2724 4 года назад +627

    Kars: *HOW AM I DEFEATED*
    Cars 2:

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 3 года назад +7

      Is that the cars with K, was it conceived in mortal kombat universe?

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 3 года назад +4

      @@fodspeed I thought it was a movie joke. Its not like a bad translation or anything. In some subs they're called Cars, Wham and AC/DC if you didnt know.

    • @colin_300
      @colin_300 3 года назад +1

      *Kars

    • @makkoagibraltar7690
      @makkoagibraltar7690 3 года назад +1

      He never died tho

    • @4DR3N4L1N3.
      @4DR3N4L1N3. Месяц назад

      Kars tuah 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RemixExtender
    @RemixExtender 8 лет назад +4728

    *O H N O*

  • @lightblue254
    @lightblue254 4 года назад +4212

    The pillar men but now they own a night club in berlin and host arabic/middle eastern techno artists

    • @creepywas5249
      @creepywas5249 4 года назад +142

      Oddly specific

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 4 года назад +165

      @@jacktrade2550 GERMANY HAS THE BEST ECONOMY, HEALTH SYSTEM AND TECHNO SCENE IN THE WORLD!!!

    • @hulusiakar3252
      @hulusiakar3252 4 года назад +16

      Apollo Mars Yeah not anymore. The virus tore your healthcare another asshole.

    • @chocking420
      @chocking420 4 года назад +25

      Apollo Mars German science is the number one science in the world

    • @Keptaro
      @Keptaro 4 года назад +27

      This is strangely accurate. I live in Berlin.

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 7 лет назад +5761

    When you at the club but you gotta become the ultimate life form

    • @ultimatekars7153
      @ultimatekars7153 7 лет назад +25

      Ween kars is going in a giant club like

    • @spidertron575
      @spidertron575 6 лет назад +9

      Shadow?

    • @goat_sama8239
      @goat_sama8239 6 лет назад +3

      i can relate

    • @kiryokazooma
      @kiryokazooma 6 лет назад +16

      Unknown Alirav thats supposed to be my line....

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan 6 лет назад +11

      I can predict what you're going to say next (or something along these lines) "You cannot predict what I'll say next."
      (OR SOMETHING ALONG THESE LINES)

  • @liamceveart7980
    @liamceveart7980 4 года назад +1517

    My psychiatrist: "Aztech Skrillex isn't real. He can't hurt you"
    Aztech Skrillex:

  • @TundraTurtle98
    @TundraTurtle98 8 лет назад +3290

    I saw the picture and hoped to god there was an "oh no" before the drop. I got my wish, dreams can come true.

    • @williamonthetongas4174
      @williamonthetongas4174 8 лет назад +81

      OOOOOOH NOOOOOOO

    • @jimpargon
      @jimpargon 8 лет назад +38

      Tundra Turtle Truely made this song great with that perfectly timed "OH NO!"

    • @caseyogden7105
      @caseyogden7105 7 лет назад +12

      Tundra Turtle SUNOVABEEACH!!!

    • @tvoovm7254
      @tvoovm7254 7 лет назад +3

      Tundra Turtle oh yeees.

    • @DsiakMondala
      @DsiakMondala 7 лет назад +17

      U just spoiled myself in a music. Internet as gone too far.

  • @SomeDemoMain
    @SomeDemoMain 5 лет назад +12988

    *_when you and the boys wake up from a 2,000 year nap and go on a quest to become immune to sunlight_*
    edit: _PLEASE_ stop replying to this I am _begging_ you

    • @iliasszennati173
      @iliasszennati173 5 лет назад +130

      Yep definetely good

    • @skycity4383
      @skycity4383 5 лет назад +159

      Man, we sure do hate them sunburns

    • @bum9340
      @bum9340 5 лет назад +27

      some idiotic demo main 600th like

    • @n-wiinn7156
      @n-wiinn7156 5 лет назад +62

      Wait how are they Tan?

    • @PivotCrocodile
      @PivotCrocodile 5 лет назад +21

      How do I like a comment twice?

  • @kinfthaderp5045
    @kinfthaderp5045 7 лет назад +3012

    okay so these pillar man walk out of a bar
    and the bar collapses as it's only pillars have stopped supporting it

  • @kooma4500
    @kooma4500 4 года назад +1973

    I made the pillars in my house listen to this.
    Now they're pillar men.

    • @michaelbinladen8139
      @michaelbinladen8139 4 года назад +63

      I wish they became pillar women that would do my bidding.

    • @crimsonrev4492
      @crimsonrev4492 3 года назад +66

      @@michaelbinladen8139 you are a hella sus...

    • @michaelbinladen8139
      @michaelbinladen8139 3 года назад +38

      @@crimsonrev4492 of course, im the impostor.

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 3 года назад +22

      i trained the Pillar Men to use Hamon
      now they're Titans

    • @liamdammon4120
      @liamdammon4120 3 года назад +10

      😏😏😏😏😏 you now the rules,and so do I
      No need for a boyfriend when you got them

  • @dingkosh
    @dingkosh 7 лет назад +18345

    Bass dropped harder than the stone on Caesar's body

  • @Naziroxx
    @Naziroxx 8 лет назад +3042

    when the Pillar Men walk into the club

    • @jalapinoy3790
      @jalapinoy3790 7 лет назад +74

      1:47

    • @nhq4162
      @nhq4162 7 лет назад +16

      also Mae is bae

    • @DaDank_Nibba
      @DaDank_Nibba 7 лет назад +42

      the club would fucking fall

    • @arthurlam751
      @arthurlam751 7 лет назад +6

      Dafluffyone360 2
      I get it.

    • @Emboarbof
      @Emboarbof 7 лет назад +10

      When Naziro is a JoJo fan and I had no idea about it.

  • @shoemin5561
    @shoemin5561 5 лет назад +4360

    when youre in gym and three overtrained men walk in:

    • @nukes2408
      @nukes2408 5 лет назад +43

      borys der pro XD dos they come Out of a pillar

    • @zombiefirebird9714
      @zombiefirebird9714 5 лет назад +130

      And they wear little amount of clothing

    • @NarraJoker12
      @NarraJoker12 5 лет назад +16

      we call those "croissants"

    • @m0ptz727
      @m0ptz727 5 лет назад +91

      And they are posing *menacingly*

    • @zafrel
      @zafrel 5 лет назад +35

      They approached *menly* to you

  • @terrazackx6728
    @terrazackx6728 4 года назад +542

    Arnold Schwarzenegger: Listens to some calm workout music
    My workout music:

  • @randomchanel5670
    @randomchanel5670 5 лет назад +3417

    Kronos: eats his children
    Zeus, Hades and Poseidon:

    • @vr8652
      @vr8652 5 лет назад +95

      @mint's trenchcoat no, after Zeus emancipated his siblings, it was Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon that struck Kronos down

    • @vr8652
      @vr8652 5 лет назад +29

      @mint's trenchcoat version I read is that Zeus twchnically kills him, but the 3 banish him togethwr to Tartarus

    • @kozara8202
      @kozara8202 5 лет назад +33

      Percy jakson niggas be like:

    • @kvnoren679
      @kvnoren679 5 лет назад +16

      Zeus: Awaken my brother

    • @kazroh
      @kazroh 5 лет назад +2

      lol great lighting theif bro

  • @sovietonion1169
    @sovietonion1169 5 лет назад +572

    How im gonna enter area 51
    *Bloody stream*
    How im gonna leave
    *Pillar men theme*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +3581

    Kars: (Becomes the ultimate life form)
    Volcano:

    • @potatobro163
      @potatobro163 4 года назад +106

      *BEGONE, NO MUSTACHE GUY*

    • @mooshr.4733
      @mooshr.4733 4 года назад +46

      @Jardus E he is ultimate life form

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 года назад +11

      Eventually he stopped thinking

    • @BR-hk4mr
      @BR-hk4mr 4 года назад +10

      This dude is Everywhere I think his a Member of Pillar men

    • @justsomeguywholikeswater3566
      @justsomeguywholikeswater3566 4 года назад +14

      Everywhere I go...
      *Just some guy without a Mustache on billboard*
      I see him.

  • @FileCorruption
    @FileCorruption 3 года назад +473

    Aside from memes and what not, you have to admit this song is one of the best things to come out of this fandom. You cannot deny that.

    • @choppingguitar
      @choppingguitar  3 года назад +66

      Thank green mario

    • @FileCorruption
      @FileCorruption 3 года назад +26

      @@choppingguitar no problem homer simpson

    • @Juliuscaesar0315
      @Juliuscaesar0315 2 года назад +3

      @@choppingguitar ayayay ayyyyy

    • @Callsign_Hammer
      @Callsign_Hammer Год назад +1

      When i was 62 kg i started to work out was reading berserk and then i gound JOJO now im buffed af mate

  • @MoDoXGaming
    @MoDoXGaming 8 лет назад +613

    **manly poses**

  • @kyledilbert6424
    @kyledilbert6424 4 года назад +4293

    Pillar men: “We are the superior species on earth”
    The Gym teacher’s grandma:

    • @samirbelica2358
      @samirbelica2358 4 года назад +19

      stolen

    • @dr.z7514
      @dr.z7514 4 года назад +97

      Samir Belica most jokes are stolen anyways, so what’s the big deal

    • @2winks538
      @2winks538 4 года назад +10

      Dr. Z The big deal is that the joke isn’t theirs meaning that they are taking credit for someone else’s work.

    • @dr.z7514
      @dr.z7514 4 года назад +78

      ?????? so basically, jokes. you can’t expect to always find the original person with every single piece of media on the internet, so it doesn’t matter if a joke is stolen or not, because chances are, the person they got it off also stole the joke

    • @kingkoop365
      @kingkoop365 4 года назад +14

      Dr. Z you got a point tho.

  • @sidebazooka6900
    @sidebazooka6900 7 лет назад +311

    Before the drop:
    _AWAKEN MY MASTERS_
    AFTER THE DROP:
    *_MASTERS ARE WOKE_*

  • @Morty143
    @Morty143 4 года назад +3315

    When you smile at a girl and she doesn't vomit

    • @kellog2936
      @kellog2936 4 года назад +39

      You real?

    • @ilycrylo
      @ilycrylo 4 года назад +90

      @@kellog2936 are you dumb?

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 4 года назад +117

      @@kellog2936 no he's just your imagination

    • @Natt7672
      @Natt7672 4 года назад +5

      Fake.

    • @ilycrylo
      @ilycrylo 4 года назад +5

      @@Natt7672 Stupid.

  • @whisperofthebookworm5341
    @whisperofthebookworm5341 4 года назад +2145

    The kid who worked out during quarantine coming back to school in the fall:

  • @DrPhil-hz4up
    @DrPhil-hz4up 5 лет назад +2216

    Gym Teacher: “Alright today we’re going to be doing some stretches!”
    The 3 Guys that watch JoJo: 0:00

    • @darkintrue9310
      @darkintrue9310 5 лет назад +139

      0:01 for mobile users

    • @mementobruh._.6163
      @mementobruh._.6163 5 лет назад +26

      @@kevinkeberzibert5148 hmm i sure its better whit this 0:23

    • @iresineherb7
      @iresineherb7 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @grimm9719
      @grimm9719 5 лет назад +27

      Kira, who does 20 minutes of stretches every night: 0:23

    • @iresineherb7
      @iresineherb7 5 лет назад

      @@grimm9719 kira*--*

  • @Guido_Ubriaco
    @Guido_Ubriaco 5 лет назад +3418

    Computer studies teacher: "So basically, an MP3 is a file with audio in it, and an MP4 is a file with audio and video in it. Any questions?"
    Me: "What's an MP5 then?"
    Kid with a suspiciously large backpack: 0:21

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 4 года назад +4845

    JoJo fangirls: JoJo makes guys go gay, but I'm a girl, so I'm safe from this
    Lisa Lisa, Jolyne and Hermes:

    • @infp_6w5melsang
      @infp_6w5melsang 4 года назад +479

      Trish, Hot Pants, Mariah and Yasuho too

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 4 года назад +312

      @@infp_6w5melsang Foo Fighters and Yukako too

    • @dianvtr8888
      @dianvtr8888 4 года назад +20

      com um nome desses e se achando de mestre english é demais

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 4 года назад +15

      @@dianvtr8888 Sim eu sou Brazilian, como voce descobriu?

    • @dianvtr8888
      @dianvtr8888 4 года назад +9

      @@stevepensando2593 olha seu nome

  • @anekinvillegas3517
    @anekinvillegas3517 5 лет назад +466

    “When the three tall kids in your school walk by.”

  • @ihsaningersoll9232
    @ihsaningersoll9232 8 лет назад +738

    Because awaken wasn't badass enough.

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 5 лет назад +7

      How to make a badass song even more badass 101.

  • @poolofwater5560
    @poolofwater5560 5 лет назад +629

    P1: DIO
    P2: AYAYAYAYA
    P3: ZA WARUDO
    P4: BOMB
    P5: STOP KILLING ME!

    • @sh-le6fb
      @sh-le6fb 5 лет назад +45

      PART 6: STAHP RESTART
      PART 7: WHOOO RACE

    • @MyriadKyriad
      @MyriadKyriad 4 года назад +11

      JORGE JOESTAR: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT THERES 36 KARS'S ON MARS WHO WANT ME DEAD AND THEY ALL HAVE THEIR OWN OP AF STANDS BUT SO DO I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

    • @kirill-fl7vb
      @kirill-fl7vb 4 года назад +2

      P1:KONO DIO DA!

    • @Visceralx1
      @Visceralx1 4 года назад

      Araki: stop aging

    • @bbtv3961
      @bbtv3961 4 года назад

      @Panboo no part 8 should do WHO ARE YOU

  • @tf2enjoyer204
    @tf2enjoyer204 4 года назад +442

    Esidisi and Wamuu : we want to marry you
    Joseph: but im not gay
    Esidisi and Wamuu: we don't care take those rings

  • @GelbboVideos
    @GelbboVideos 8 лет назад +3377

    What you blast when you and the squad just woke up from a 2,000 year slumber lookin' for waifus.

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever 7 лет назад +174

      Did they... Awaken for bitches?

    • @truesonsofmandalore
      @truesonsofmandalore 7 лет назад +130

      Gelbbo Videos AYEAYEYAIIII!!!!!!!!! *Arabic weeb mating call intensifies*

    • @SandwichDoctorZ
      @SandwichDoctorZ 7 лет назад +60

      Gelbbo Videos i blast this with my car windows down when i drive to go get food, and sometimes i wonder how many people 1) think i'm a terrorist 2) recognize the song and think i'm a weeb 3) recognize the song and secretly approve 4) get confused and / or don't really care or 5) think i'm a saudi prince
      I live in the South U.S. so there are jojo fans that exist, but it's uncommon....
      It must be the work of an enemy STANDO!

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 7 лет назад +11

      +Andrew Smith Lucky bastard :(. Where I live nobody even knows JoJo at all. This must be the work of an enemy stand! I want Morioh now!

    • @dragonslayermasterornstein83
      @dragonslayermasterornstein83 7 лет назад +10

      Except you the only one who think sex is useless but it's okay because your doing this for your gang

  • @ShinyGalladeSwag
    @ShinyGalladeSwag 5 лет назад +1308

    Diamond: I’m best item in minecraft
    Netherite:

    • @zero-one2585
      @zero-one2585 4 года назад +2

      Hacked Shi*:

    • @averageyoutubeenjoyer2254
      @averageyoutubeenjoyer2254 4 года назад +18

      @@zero-one2585 mods:

    • @fauxlinear4987
      @fauxlinear4987 4 года назад +9

      The fact it’s ancient too

    • @knight2_1
      @knight2_1 4 года назад +30

      JJBA: Diamond is still Breakable

    • @kch5847
      @kch5847 4 года назад +1

      @@averageyoutubeenjoyer2254 nah have new update its real you Old minecraft user

  • @PAZDAGaming
    @PAZDAGaming 5 лет назад +2493

    Area 51 raid will hear this when I obtain my stone mask and stand arrow

    • @Spazza811
      @Spazza811 5 лет назад +39

      Yes count me in mate

    • @user-ql8ql4dm2q
      @user-ql8ql4dm2q 5 лет назад +8

      I'm in

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 лет назад +30

      We shall become the Piller Men.........

    • @DIOHIGASHIKATA
      @DIOHIGASHIKATA 5 лет назад +2

      I, Dio, am in as well.
      But we also need the red stone of Aja.
      Can't wait for ZA WARUDO REQUIEM!!
      Edit: and a tentacle hand.
      If you know what I'm gonna need it for!

    • @standeupowah
      @standeupowah 5 лет назад +24

      We need that red stone of aja too

  • @prequelgang5597
    @prequelgang5597 4 года назад +318

    It feels like I’m on another 「Waurdo」

    • @spurft3316
      @spurft3316 4 года назад +18

      Is that a jojo reference

    • @Bajabers
      @Bajabers 4 года назад +25

      Is this what is like to be [kazu]

    • @comboplayz0950
      @comboplayz0950 4 года назад +7

      @@spurft3316 always has been

    • @paulthedoge
      @paulthedoge 3 года назад +5

      @@spurft3316 Yes, in fact, all comments are tecnically jojo references

    • @pannacottafugo7777
      @pannacottafugo7777 3 года назад

      I liked the prequels more than the originals and sequels

  • @proxythefool
    @proxythefool 8 лет назад +544

    Now you're probably going to say, "OH NO! This remix makes my abs quiver!" Toyu.

    • @wynweeardo0593
      @wynweeardo0593 8 лет назад +81

      OH NO! This remix makes my abs quiver!-- *NANIIIIIII!!!!???*

    • @admiraldigi5060
      @admiraldigi5060 8 лет назад +18

      Weeardo0 MarkSepticPie_and_Animu and now you'll say: "How could you have known that?!"

    • @wynweeardo0593
      @wynweeardo0593 8 лет назад +29

      How could you have known that?! .. *anime gasp* *MA-MASAKA .. BAKA NA--- NANIIIII!!!???*

    • @malcolmpang3895
      @malcolmpang3895 8 лет назад +11

      OH NO !!! THIS REMIX MAKES MY ABS QUIVER !!!! .... WAIT ?!

    • @daleketchup7434
      @daleketchup7434 7 лет назад +4

      Proxy Sigma "OH NO! This remix makes my abs quiver!" Na-

  • @theanimedemon4461
    @theanimedemon4461 7 лет назад +1265

    After listening to this i somehow got a six pack

    • @chinkywinky7266
      @chinkywinky7266 7 лет назад +8

      The Anime Demon

    • @dannyluu6586
      @dannyluu6586 6 лет назад +26

      IT WONT STOp GROwInG

    • @heartmann175
      @heartmann175 6 лет назад +8

      naNI?

    • @richie_23
      @richie_23 6 лет назад +29

      i now got 16 pack and my muscles is growing muscles

    • @zacht.1531
      @zacht.1531 6 лет назад +4

      It’s almost like what the happens when you what a Logan Paul video expect you get cancer instead of a six pack

  • @biteszadusto8799
    @biteszadusto8799 8 лет назад +2785

    This song make me want to go fight some english guy and his italian friend with my gang meanwhile we are posing in a very fabulous way

  • @Kwilcox12345
    @Kwilcox12345 4 года назад +474

    Pillermen: we are the number one lifeforms
    Me and the boys when the vitamin gummies start to kick in:

  • @quentin8094
    @quentin8094 5 лет назад +795

    Haven’t watched JOJO yet but this makes me want to. Update: I watched season 1,2 and 3, and I love this anime now and I’m trapped into the show. It’s gotten to the point where I know exactly what scene the image is from and the context that goes with it. Someone help me.

    • @ThatSpaceMann
      @ThatSpaceMann 5 лет назад +11

      Then how tf did you get here?!

    • @quentin8094
      @quentin8094 5 лет назад +24

      Goodest Boy I watched a video with this song in it and it caught my interest a lot and so I decided to listen to it and tbh it’s my favorite remix ever

    • @knox1392
      @knox1392 4 года назад +4

      Spotted

    • @Visceralx1
      @Visceralx1 4 года назад +17

      Welcome to the fandom

    • @roberthernandez6320
      @roberthernandez6320 4 года назад +1

      RcForLifee you mean part 1, 2 and 3

  • @nadlecy2811
    @nadlecy2811 4 года назад +1648

    Top 3 musics to workout to :
    3- this one
    2- this one
    1- you thought it was gonna be "this one", but it was me, Dio !

  • @sunlaa7221
    @sunlaa7221 8 лет назад +630

    Joseph was secretly a pillar man the whole time

  • @Enjoyer12345
    @Enjoyer12345 4 года назад +118

    Children's souls: We finally murdered William Afton
    *William* *Afton* *in* *part* *3* : 0:23

  • @tooeny1297
    @tooeny1297 5 лет назад +2904

    Teacher: today we will be learning about ancient aztec
    girls: omgosh this is so boring
    Me an intellectual: NIGERUNDAYOOO

    • @E__Saurabh
      @E__Saurabh 5 лет назад +24

      It means RUN!

    • @zuvayxd
      @zuvayxd 5 лет назад +83

      @@E__Saurabh no it means lets hotfoot outta here

    • @spacex6997
      @spacex6997 5 лет назад +54

      SMOKEY

    • @jacksparrow8506
      @jacksparrow8506 5 лет назад +45

      And all the boy’s clothes exploded and this song starts to play and a giant stone pillar shoots out of the ground and all of them *AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!* and Ricardo,Shaggy, and *ULTIMATE KARS* breaks out of the stone pillar

    • @markoknez4832
      @markoknez4832 5 лет назад +4

      Remove undayo

  • @scytherthedarknebula3258
    @scytherthedarknebula3258 8 лет назад +448

    STANDO NATION

  • @frenchiewearingahoodie3770
    @frenchiewearingahoodie3770 4 года назад +858

    Coronavirus: * goes into my body*
    The three vitamin gummy‘s I had: 0:23

  • @jamesmoo3288
    @jamesmoo3288 4 года назад +28

    0:21 Is probably one of the best beat drops ever

  • @RobertE.O.Speedwagon1888
    @RobertE.O.Speedwagon1888 7 лет назад +1959

    *W O K E A F*

  • @viktormacabro
    @viktormacabro 7 лет назад +533

    part 9 revival of pillar men

    • @jonathanjoestar7640
      @jonathanjoestar7640 7 лет назад +24

      OH SHIEEET

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 7 лет назад +5

      I wish. D:

    • @zackcvfair
      @zackcvfair 7 лет назад +43

      Zhoa we all wish. Pillar man stands will be broken af

    • @nottheboc1498
      @nottheboc1498 6 лет назад +15

      They will be "Omae wa mou shindeiru" but with timestops

    • @MeidoInHebun
      @MeidoInHebun 6 лет назад +22

      I would cry tears of joy if the pillar men came back somehow

  • @czazureblue7907
    @czazureblue7907 7 лет назад +426

    My ears have ascended after hearing this song.
    I HAVE BEEN [ A W O K E N ]

  • @krishie
    @krishie 4 года назад +60

    This makes me want to workout for 10 years and then sleep standing up for 10,000 years.

  • @kingofhearts-bucketbois6618
    @kingofhearts-bucketbois6618 7 лет назад +128

    The bass dropped harder than one of Dio's steam rollers

  • @zackcvfair
    @zackcvfair 7 лет назад +368

    JoJo Part 9: Kars in outer space has awakened his stand, which has enabled him to return to earth(abilities unknown) he soon realizes that things are a bit different on earth so he is keen to reviving joseph joestar for his real showdown. While that happens a new introduced joestar learned hamon to relive ancient traditions, and he found out a secret to evolving stands to a new level (includes hamon). He and kars ultimately meet and the final battle will be young reborn joseph, new joestar and some of his friends (evolved stand), kars(also evolved stand because he has the strongest hamon there is)

    • @TunnelDragon44
      @TunnelDragon44 5 лет назад +45

      Kars' stand: Ground Control to Major Tom.

    • @thegoldenorder4409
      @thegoldenorder4409 5 лет назад +13

      Man that would be epic

    • @mirai6824
      @mirai6824 5 лет назад +10

      That would be amazing

    • @diooverheaven4137
      @diooverheaven4137 5 лет назад +34

      I am also revived in part 9, however this time I have to side with the Joestars

    • @adrianceja8406
      @adrianceja8406 5 лет назад +3

      Zack WhoAmI bruh Kars already has Killer Queen

  • @jums8224
    @jums8224 5 лет назад +480

    "Will you guys stop tuning the instruments?"
    "No, that IS the music!"

    • @Chained_Fenrir223
      @Chained_Fenrir223 4 года назад +3

      OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

    • @ShugaR_Automata
      @ShugaR_Automata 4 года назад +1

      AWAKEN THE ARTHUR

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 4 года назад +1

      "It's like I'm on a different ZA WURDOOO"

    • @boopergoober
      @boopergoober 4 года назад +2

      “What kinda music is it?”
      “It’s JOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOO”

  • @3nr1c01sh1m
    @3nr1c01sh1m 3 года назад +43

    Part 1 : Phanthom Bass
    Part 2 : mix Tendency
    Part 3 : DJ's Crusaders
    Part 4 : Speakers is Unbreakable
    Part 5 : Golden Beat
    Part 6 : Rock Free
    Part 7 : dubstep ball run
    Part 8 : trapilion

  • @SlothfulLord
    @SlothfulLord 6 лет назад +1935

    When you smoke weed in Egypt

    • @snubby49
      @snubby49 5 лет назад +71

      Hate him or love him, he's spitting facts here.

    • @ClusterSp4rk
      @ClusterSp4rk 5 лет назад +38

      I see you are man of culture as well.

    • @PhroggiusPhrog
      @PhroggiusPhrog 5 лет назад +48

      As an Egyptian myself, I could confirm.

    • @mrahmedhassan9709
      @mrahmedhassan9709 5 лет назад +15

      I am *Egyptian*
      But it is true 😂

    • @xlr8_omar
      @xlr8_omar 5 лет назад +3

      Lol I am Egyptian... Agreed

  • @inktem3406
    @inktem3406 5 лет назад +279

    "Even Speedwagon became an aztec god of fitness"

    • @16krez1
      @16krez1 5 лет назад +12

      And he's not even Aztec
      Speedwagon is such a god lol

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 4 года назад +2

      Who summoned me

    • @elecstorm3701
      @elecstorm3701 4 года назад +1

      @@therealspeedwagon1451 OH MY GOOOOOD!!!

  • @yikesforyou
    @yikesforyou 5 лет назад +431

    Nobody:
    1M Subs youtubers in their thumbnails:

  • @bondcompact9953
    @bondcompact9953 4 года назад +130

    This music: **playing**
    My body: AY-AY-YA-YA MUSCULAR POWER!!!11

  • @healthystrongmuslim
    @healthystrongmuslim 8 лет назад +580

    *MEZAMETAMAE, WAGA ARUJITACHI YO!*

    • @healthystrongmuslim
      @healthystrongmuslim 8 лет назад +1

      also OP, do Avalon now pls!

    • @Scruh
      @Scruh 8 лет назад +13

      The harder it is, the better it will be when you finish it!

    • @healthystrongmuslim
      @healthystrongmuslim 8 лет назад +5

      Simpsonill Ok i came back to re read this thread, you made the Avalon remix in about 1 week! that's really nice!

    • @Erfierazgzb0ss4u
      @Erfierazgzb0ss4u 7 лет назад +1

      Simpsonill your the fuckinh strong

    • @protossoverlord8345
      @protossoverlord8345 7 лет назад

      AYAYAYAYAIIIIII

  • @Yorha_Unit_A2
    @Yorha_Unit_A2 4 года назад +749

    Is no one going to talk about how bony Joseph's fingers look

    • @Yorha_Unit_A2
      @Yorha_Unit_A2 4 года назад +34

      @jotaro bridge he had one za hando higher that the other

    • @niko-oo8hn
      @niko-oo8hn 4 года назад +9

      speedwagon :0

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 4 года назад +22

      MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STANDO

    • @lynexvz
      @lynexvz 4 года назад +11

      SpEeeEeDoWaGOooOnN

    • @user-yu8dn3zk1g
      @user-yu8dn3zk1g 4 года назад +3

      They are THICK!!!!!!!

  • @enricopuccibutirrelevant3416
    @enricopuccibutirrelevant3416 4 года назад +2531

    Someone: Are you gay?
    Me: No, I'm JoJo.

  • @SaulLingTheKingOfTheJungle
    @SaulLingTheKingOfTheJungle 4 года назад +45

    Before this song: normal anime boy
    After this song: colossal vampire titan with super saiyan and rinnegan

  • @TheNetherlandDwarf
    @TheNetherlandDwarf 8 лет назад +170

    I think you just found a way to get my trap loving friend into jojo, lol

    • @omi8428
      @omi8428 6 лет назад

      Me too

    • @collinramsey3935
      @collinramsey3935 5 лет назад +1

      @@kaiserreichtangle3120 You forgot about reverse traps

  • @henry_the_wise4655
    @henry_the_wise4655 5 лет назад +146

    My mom: you need to work on your life. Get better grades, decide what you’ll do when you grow up etc. not watching jojo’s all day.
    Me: *ayayayayyyyy*

  • @manmantuber
    @manmantuber 4 года назад +494

    when dad's got his belt because you ate all the painkillers, but you can't feel the belt

    • @absoluteedgelord9981
      @absoluteedgelord9981 3 года назад +8

      How is this not in the top comments

    • @MrNathuss
      @MrNathuss 3 года назад +18

      @@absoluteedgelord9981 Because it's stolen from another comment on the original music video

    • @zarzuela305
      @zarzuela305 3 года назад +1

      Yo I just realized if you can’t feel the belt you can’t really get no physical ass whooping from parents. Nigga make this reality

    • @raiyanfarissyazwan7156
      @raiyanfarissyazwan7156 3 года назад

      @@zarzuela305 RaCiSt

    • @Joedoeem
      @Joedoeem 3 года назад +1

      @@MrNathuss its from another video so how does it work mr 10 INT?

  • @markdanielquindoxa6906
    @markdanielquindoxa6906 4 года назад +34

    This makes me wanna sleep for thousands of years and wake up to see what hoomans are up tp

  • @user-gq5yi4bj6z
    @user-gq5yi4bj6z 5 лет назад +743

    -You're next line will be : Damn this song so cool
    -Damn this song so cool
    - OH! MY! GOD!

  • @VincTnC
    @VincTnC 4 года назад +422

    This song was so good, even the neighbors broke my window to hear it better.

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 3 года назад +28

      They actually broke the window because they thought you became a pillar man and wanted to defend themselves

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 3 года назад +1

      love these comments lmao

  • @Xioverze
    @Xioverze 5 лет назад +1809

    No one:
    The song you hear when the gym teacher's grandma walks in:

    • @callmelou5397
      @callmelou5397 5 лет назад +16

      nice one buddy xDDDD

    • @Pikachu-1-0-1
      @Pikachu-1-0-1 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao

    • @nilli111
      @nilli111 5 лет назад +34

      This is original and actually funny, I applaude this masterpiece of a well executed joke. Thank you

    • @aman-hl9re
      @aman-hl9re 5 лет назад +3

      @@nilli111 what? Execute?
      Oh my God!

    • @nanashii1484
      @nanashii1484 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

  • @snowman7514
    @snowman7514 6 лет назад +3288

    This is so sad Alexa play Awaken
    Alexa : wtf is awaken
    Me : **play this video**
    Alexa : NAAIIIIIISU

    • @mirsadajdari
      @mirsadajdari 6 лет назад +26

      Underrated Comment

    • @detectivesky6123
      @detectivesky6123 6 лет назад +56

      VERRRRRI NAISU SHIZA CHAN

    • @OmegaEnvych
      @OmegaEnvych 6 лет назад +70

      Me: Alexa, play JoJo music
      Alexa: what is a JoJo music?
      Me: BBBrrrwwwwakamonodaaaaaa!

    • @minhso12
      @minhso12 6 лет назад +16

      @@OmegaEnvych jojo music is SEKAI ICHI

    • @thequickmasterrace6
      @thequickmasterrace6 6 лет назад +2

      Sam Diamond What about Sono chi no kioku & breakdown?

  • @Kppilone
    @Kppilone 5 лет назад +173

    Me: Doesn't eat breakfast,
    Toast, waffles, and cereal:

    • @tiseril
      @tiseril 4 года назад

      Doizu na kagakua SEKAI CHI!

    • @Kppilone
      @Kppilone 4 года назад

      @@tiseril it's
      *DOITSO NO KAGAGUA SEKAI ICHI!*

    • @Visceralx1
      @Visceralx1 4 года назад

      @@tiseril *DOITSU WA KAGAGU SEKAI ICHI*

    • @Lloyaro
      @Lloyaro 4 года назад

      You play KOF

    • @Youssef-td2bu
      @Youssef-td2bu 4 года назад +1

      It's the BREAK FOOD
      they're gonna have a BREAKdown

  • @benobrien7920
    @benobrien7920 6 лет назад +352

    Beat dropped harder than that crossed shaped piece of cieling

  • @theoclark4481
    @theoclark4481 3 года назад +8

    the energy, radiating off of this song... you can just feel the mucsles growing already

  • @insertusernamehere197
    @insertusernamehere197 5 лет назад +87

    me at 3:00am: yes i can sleep
    mosquitos: 0:23

  • @big_head1752
    @big_head1752 5 лет назад +1168

    I showed this to my mom
    *and now she’s my dad*

  • @AnhMinh-tf7xu
    @AnhMinh-tf7xu 5 лет назад +132

    This song makes me want to use over 10% of my brain.

  • @Hxnn541m
    @Hxnn541m 4 года назад +118

    Me: *putting this on full volume when I’m home alone* Me: *hears the keys* Me: 1:48

  • @phineasandferbshouse1207
    @phineasandferbshouse1207 4 года назад +317

    When you finally get a world record and u celebrate:
    That one Asian kid: 0:21

    • @vhssoup5079
      @vhssoup5079 4 года назад +8

      *insert funny meme here*

    • @SuitSerpent
      @SuitSerpent 3 года назад +2

      @@lugburz-shak4629 is this an Attack on Titan reference?

    • @cubingalien3212
      @cubingalien3212 3 года назад

      literally just cubing in a nutshell

  • @CyberCatto
    @CyberCatto 5 лет назад +139

    "oh no my salad is ruined"

    • @RdmGUY
      @RdmGUY 5 лет назад +2

      *SHIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA*

    • @dynamitedinosaur4601
      @dynamitedinosaur4601 5 лет назад +1

      Ah yes, I see you are a man of culture too.

    • @cyrillic4
      @cyrillic4 5 лет назад +11

      SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @r.blanchemin7853
      @r.blanchemin7853 5 лет назад +8

      *Loud German Noises*

    • @egg1899
      @egg1899 5 лет назад +7

      My salad has a rock in it

  • @ginnakv4929
    @ginnakv4929 5 лет назад +279

    when you awaken in 2019 instead of the world war

    • @lisapainfulthe7438
      @lisapainfulthe7438 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @viktorstrobovski8288
      @viktorstrobovski8288 5 лет назад +4

      Oh boy, you have a lot to experience this year, ya old chum

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 5 лет назад +3

      tf this isnt even edited, ww3

    • @ThatSpaceMann
      @ThatSpaceMann 5 лет назад +4

      How tf did you fucking foresee WW3 memes?! He’s a wizard! No... HE’S A PILLARMAN!!!

    • @pinealitz
      @pinealitz 5 лет назад

      @@ThatSpaceMann epitaph requiem

  • @abyssalduo8618
    @abyssalduo8618 4 года назад +34

    My friend: What do you think Egyptian sounds like?
    Me: Ay aye aye ayeeeee

  • @YxriRELOCATED
    @YxriRELOCATED 6 лет назад +685

    I listened to this before finals.
    All my grades turned into 183%

    • @chodubot7.719
      @chodubot7.719 5 лет назад +21

      This must be Work of an Enemy “S T A N D”

    • @alfie9089
      @alfie9089 5 лет назад +19

      Teacher: impossible! No one can just deflect the emerald test

    • @rafunny2241
      @rafunny2241 5 лет назад +2

      This is bullshit you lying
      grades turning into 184%

    • @AudiZYX
      @AudiZYX 5 лет назад +1

      Impossible! No one can just deflect the emerald test

    • @j2xx_j2xx
      @j2xx_j2xx 5 лет назад +1

      ぎ Ankoku ぎ *same for me*

  • @jimlamashatepage
    @jimlamashatepage 4 года назад +282

    Whoever haven't watched Jojo's is like virgin in his eyes

    • @gimmiejimmieBean
      @gimmiejimmieBean 4 года назад +18

      But we can fix that easily with flex tape

    • @jimlamashatepage
      @jimlamashatepage 4 года назад +17

      @@gimmiejimmieBean WELL THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

    • @abhimalhotra9794
      @abhimalhotra9794 4 года назад +11

      @@jimlamashatepage * Literally pulls up a chainsaw to cut boat...

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад +1

      Agreed brother

    • @harsh3145
      @harsh3145 4 года назад +1

      bro can't you fix that

  • @PrestonGarveyMinutemen
    @PrestonGarveyMinutemen 6 лет назад +1136

    When the true Joestar was Elon musk when he sent Kars to space with his rocket.

    • @Nieveria
      @Nieveria 6 лет назад +16

      this also means that kagerou from touhou, an alter ego of elon, is also a joestar

    • @vtappdancer8314
      @vtappdancer8314 6 лет назад +33

      Why did this make me think of Elon Musk, Mark Zuccerburg and Bill Gates as pillar men?

    • @ShubaSayori
      @ShubaSayori 5 лет назад +6

      VTapp Dancer831 cause they probably are

    • @b4o53
      @b4o53 5 лет назад +6

      That's a bizarre joke you made Garvey, you know what else is a bizarre joke? People not helping settlements you should mark it on their maps

    • @nubularconniption3939
      @nubularconniption3939 5 лет назад

      His stand, Falcon-9

  • @grindhouseradio1418
    @grindhouseradio1418 4 года назад +28

    1:48
    The Chaos scum let loose a horrible collective scream heard across the Galaxy, and the Imperium of Man cheered and gave praise. For they had heard a thunderous and Heavenly melody that penetrated even the deepest parts of the Warp. The music was a signal, the Emporer of Mankind had finally risen from his Golden Throne.

    • @hooligan9294
      @hooligan9294 3 года назад

      Ahh, a fellow man of culture

    • @Destructaconn
      @Destructaconn 3 года назад

      Legendary. Would not have thought of this!

  • @plexusnexus5746
    @plexusnexus5746 6 лет назад +286

    I showed this to an aztec man
    *He become one of the fitness gods*

    • @ninetails8471
      @ninetails8471 5 лет назад

      Wait the aztecs are long dead though

    • @kmerc4526
      @kmerc4526 5 лет назад +1

      I asked for consent so is it ok now?

  • @Light-wc3gt
    @Light-wc3gt 5 лет назад +339

    My cousin who doesn't watch anime just told me that im weird and I listen to Egyptian music lol

    • @LansTitans
      @LansTitans 5 лет назад +46

      BBBBBBBBRRRRRAAAAKEEEEMMMMOOONNNNOOODDDDAAAAAA

    • @dorozi8202
      @dorozi8202 5 лет назад +45

      Pose menacingly to show that little s*** who is the awakened master

    • @Light-wc3gt
      @Light-wc3gt 5 лет назад +16

      Diego Rodríguez imma try doin that but I don't want him to get mad cuz it's pretty scary being chased around by a 6ft 13 year old lol

    • @kio7320
      @kio7320 5 лет назад +2

      ***BRRRRAAAAAKAAAAMURAAAAA !!!!***
      ***JOJO TECHNIQUE IS ZA BESTOOOOO****

    • @oscarmichel8893
      @oscarmichel8893 5 лет назад +1

      Make a jojo pose and says: this isn't Egyptian pose or something else, it is culture

  • @MeidoInHebun
    @MeidoInHebun 8 лет назад +179

    I like how you go back to your previous remixes and improve them.

  • @NyanNaVan
    @NyanNaVan 22 дня назад +1

    A while ago I ended up deleting my music playlist and I had forgotten this song...
    Until now ✊

  • @heloxdarkstar3195
    @heloxdarkstar3195 6 лет назад +336

    how to become the pillar men:
    have muscular abs
    wear a pillar mask, if you're the leader wear a car mask
    sexy pose
    plastic surgery
    there you go

    • @jar_knight
      @jar_knight 5 лет назад +6

      Also have the power to eat people by touching them.

    • @jar_knight
      @jar_knight 5 лет назад

      @@diobutjonathanjoestar8367 I think you mean forearm if you're talking about Kars.

    • @diobutjonathanjoestar8367
      @diobutjonathanjoestar8367 5 лет назад

      @@jar_knight oh yeah

    • @MarioLuigi0404
      @MarioLuigi0404 5 лет назад +5

      Ah you found Battle_Tendency.mp4

    • @astupidphase
      @astupidphase 5 лет назад +2

      Sokini omae wa, "nani?" Toyo!
      Nani? *explodes*

  • @cryolocker0224
    @cryolocker0224 5 лет назад +66

    Me: Attempts to get through the school year with no drama or trouble
    My parents, The gradebook and my Math teacher:

  • @miid_
    @miid_ 4 года назад +217

    Teacher: this are the pillars of society.
    Me:"Pillars"? AyAyAyAy!

  • @junsi_
    @junsi_ 3 года назад +44

    When all the Pillar Men become the ultimate life forms and dominate the world:

  • @RicePanda
    @RicePanda 5 лет назад +4669

    The only Trap in JoJo is when Joseph pretends to be a woman.