JoJo Trap ▶ Awaken | Pillar Men Theme (Simpsonill Remix) ver.2

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2016
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @worstplayer8204
    @worstplayer8204 7 лет назад +7731

    A Z T E C G O D S O F F I T N E S S

  • @GarthTheMighty
    @GarthTheMighty 5 лет назад +5953

    Here’s a good indicator of the general tone of JoJo, and an actual quote I heard said: “With everything that was going on, I kinda forgot about the cyborg Nazi.”

    • @BebxOfficial
      @BebxOfficial 5 лет назад +410

      Never seen JoJo, not even any synopsis's. But that just sounds great.

    • @BebxOfficial
      @BebxOfficial 5 лет назад +145

      But, it's bizarre! There's Joeys! There's adventures! And memes!
      Actually putting it that way makes it sound pretty cool.

    • @BebxOfficial
      @BebxOfficial 5 лет назад +47

      uBlock origin has something to say about ads.

    • @smellyclementineshorrifyin5973
      @smellyclementineshorrifyin5973 5 лет назад +6

      Bebx there's also tubi which as seasons 1-5

    • @colemacgrath8846
      @colemacgrath8846 5 лет назад +5

      Part1 and 2 are on netflix

  • @liamceveart7980
    @liamceveart7980 3 года назад +1449

    My psychiatrist: "Aztech Skrillex isn't real. He can't hurt you"
    Aztech Skrillex:

  • @shauncsh2724
    @shauncsh2724 3 года назад +573

    Kars: *HOW AM I DEFEATED*
    Cars 2:

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 3 года назад +6

      Is that the cars with K, was it conceived in mortal kombat universe?

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 3 года назад +4

      @@fodspeed I thought it was a movie joke. Its not like a bad translation or anything. In some subs they're called Cars, Wham and AC/DC if you didnt know.

    • @colin_300
      @colin_300 3 года назад +1

      *Kars

    • @makkoagibraltar7690
      @makkoagibraltar7690 2 года назад +1

      He never died tho

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 6 лет назад +7197

    "It might be too sophisticated for you."

  • @SomeDemoMain
    @SomeDemoMain 5 лет назад +12940

    *_when you and the boys wake up from a 2,000 year nap and go on a quest to become immune to sunlight_*
    edit: _PLEASE_ stop replying to this I am _begging_ you

    • @iliasszennati173
      @iliasszennati173 4 года назад +131

      Yep definetely good

    • @Tenfile
      @Tenfile 4 года назад +52

      Yes

    • @skycity4383
      @skycity4383 4 года назад +160

      Man, we sure do hate them sunburns

    • @bum9340
      @bum9340 4 года назад +27

      some idiotic demo main 600th like

    • @n-wiinn7156
      @n-wiinn7156 4 года назад +63

      Wait how are they Tan?

  • @kooma4500
    @kooma4500 3 года назад +1948

    I made the pillars in my house listen to this.
    Now they're pillar men.

    • @michaelbinladen8139
      @michaelbinladen8139 3 года назад +63

      I wish they became pillar women that would do my bidding.

    • @crimsonrev4492
      @crimsonrev4492 3 года назад +66

      @@michaelbinladen8139 you are a hella sus...

    • @michaelbinladen8139
      @michaelbinladen8139 3 года назад +38

      @@crimsonrev4492 of course, im the impostor.

    • @lugburz-shak4629
      @lugburz-shak4629 3 года назад +15

      injection to make titans vs music to make pillar mens
      titans regen vs pillar men regen
      titans way to devour vs pillar men way to consume
      sizes (except thoses) vs habilities
      living in the sun light vs the army of the nigth

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 3 года назад +22

      i trained the Pillar Men to use Hamon
      now they're Titans

  • @Morty143
    @Morty143 3 года назад +3296

    When you smile at a girl and she doesn't vomit

    • @kellog2936
      @kellog2936 3 года назад +39

      You real?

    • @ilycrylo
      @ilycrylo 3 года назад +90

      @@kellog2936 are you dumb?

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 3 года назад +117

      @@kellog2936 no he's just your imagination

    • @Natt7672
      @Natt7672 3 года назад +5

      Fake.

    • @ilycrylo
      @ilycrylo 3 года назад +5

      @@Natt7672 Stupid.

  • @riot1745
    @riot1745 6 лет назад +12383

    Makes me wanna workout for seven years and start posing

    • @ameershehzad1080
      @ameershehzad1080 6 лет назад +642

      Makes me want to take a nap for like a few millenia

    • @smajin28
      @smajin28 5 лет назад +582

      Makes me want to awaken my masters.

    • @bacongod5759
      @bacongod5759 5 лет назад +333

      makes me want to get the red stone aja to become the perfect life form

    • @subarashioppai8252
      @subarashioppai8252 5 лет назад +230

      Makes me want to lift weights for seven years and only get two years of actual progress because i didn't use steroids

    • @06spyware.
      @06spyware. 5 лет назад +142

      @@subarashioppai8252 sounds like you've got the metabolism and body type of a 70 year old

  • @lightblue254
    @lightblue254 4 года назад +4191

    The pillar men but now they own a night club in berlin and host arabic/middle eastern techno artists

    • @creepywas5249
      @creepywas5249 4 года назад +143

      Oddly specific

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 4 года назад +165

      @@jacktrade2550 GERMANY HAS THE BEST ECONOMY, HEALTH SYSTEM AND TECHNO SCENE IN THE WORLD!!!

    • @hulusiakar3252
      @hulusiakar3252 4 года назад +16

      Apollo Mars Yeah not anymore. The virus tore your healthcare another asshole.

    • @chocking420
      @chocking420 4 года назад +25

      Apollo Mars German science is the number one science in the world

    • @Keptaro
      @Keptaro 4 года назад +27

      This is strangely accurate. I live in Berlin.

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 3 года назад +4838

    JoJo fangirls: JoJo makes guys go gay, but I'm a girl, so I'm safe from this
    Lisa Lisa, Jolyne and Hermes:

    • @infp_6w5melsang
      @infp_6w5melsang 3 года назад +482

      Trish, Hot Pants, Mariah and Yasuho too

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 3 года назад +313

      @@infp_6w5melsang Foo Fighters and Yukako too

    • @dianvtr8888
      @dianvtr8888 3 года назад +20

      com um nome desses e se achando de mestre english é demais

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 3 года назад +15

      @@dianvtr8888 Sim eu sou Brazilian, como voce descobriu?

    • @dianvtr8888
      @dianvtr8888 3 года назад +8

      @@stevepensando2593 olha seu nome

  • @terrazackx6728
    @terrazackx6728 3 года назад +533

    Arnold Schwarzenegger: Listens to some calm workout music
    My workout music:

    • @lugburz-shak4629
      @lugburz-shak4629 3 года назад +18

      music changed from my miind: "they only thing they should fear is you"
      me: yo its time to reject humanity

  • @NegaTimeYT
    @NegaTimeYT 6 лет назад +12173

    So there's XX which is female and XY which is male but the pillar men is what happens when you get YY. The manliest men ever conceived.

    • @promise8614
      @promise8614 5 лет назад +1648

      *S U P E R M A L E I N T E N S I F I E S*

    • @666HeroHero
      @666HeroHero 5 лет назад +911

      To get YY you would need 2 dudes though.

    • @alonreshef8315
      @alonreshef8315 5 лет назад +1184

      More like Y Y Y Y Y
      please tell me you got the joke

    • @666HeroHero
      @666HeroHero 5 лет назад +195

      @@alonreshef8315 Sure I got it.

    • @xamzx9281
      @xamzx9281 5 лет назад +918

      Alon Reshef more like W R Y Y Y Y Y Y

  • @sneakysandro2961
    @sneakysandro2961 4 года назад +2584

    Joseph's there like "And each of his abs were this big!"

    • @articz7731
      @articz7731 3 года назад +90

      No he's just impressed by italian squid ink spaghetti

    • @EmperorDurian
      @EmperorDurian 3 года назад +34

      @@articz7731 r/wooosh

    • @kanji20
      @kanji20 3 года назад +13

      Those three grandma's from groj band:

    • @sinztou8332
      @sinztou8332 3 года назад +5

      Ima give you that 400th like

    • @maxbeast0944
      @maxbeast0944 3 года назад +17

      And I said that disgusting so I made a call out post on Twitter, Joseph you got small abs it’s the size of this walnut except smaller.

  • @FileCorruption
    @FileCorruption 3 года назад +466

    Aside from memes and what not, you have to admit this song is one of the best things to come out of this fandom. You cannot deny that.

    • @choppingguitar
      @choppingguitar  3 года назад +66

      Thank green mario

    • @FileCorruption
      @FileCorruption 3 года назад +26

      @@choppingguitar no problem homer simpson

    • @averagecustodes2562
      @averagecustodes2562 2 года назад +3

      @@choppingguitar ayayay ayyyyy

    • @Callsign_Hammer
      @Callsign_Hammer Год назад +1

      When i was 62 kg i started to work out was reading berserk and then i gound JOJO now im buffed af mate

  • @prequelgang5597
    @prequelgang5597 3 года назад +313

    It feels like I’m on another 「Waurdo」

    • @spurft3316
      @spurft3316 3 года назад +18

      Is that a jojo reference

    • @Bajabers
      @Bajabers 3 года назад +25

      Is this what is like to be [kazu]

    • @comboplayz0950
      @comboplayz0950 3 года назад +7

      @@spurft3316 always has been

    • @paulthedoge
      @paulthedoge 3 года назад +5

      @@spurft3316 Yes, in fact, all comments are tecnically jojo references

    • @pannacottafugo7777
      @pannacottafugo7777 3 года назад

      I liked the prequels more than the originals and sequels

  • @lagoz4762
    @lagoz4762 4 года назад +6103

    Muscles in jojo
    Part 1 : High
    Part 3 : High
    Part 4 : Medium
    Part 5 : Low
    Part 2 : U l t r a M u s c l e s

    • @nelsonfabianriosdeantonio6211
      @nelsonfabianriosdeantonio6211 4 года назад +283

      Narancia was pretty ripped for a young boy.

    • @xumetasalsaxd7806
      @xumetasalsaxd7806 4 года назад +112

      Actually the big zombie Knight of part 1 is the mist musculated boi

    • @lefmike
      @lefmike 4 года назад +82

      don't forget part 6 ,7 ,and 8 where 6 had some muscle, 7 had thick but muscle bois, and jojolion hasn't you know...
      been done yet

    • @fahrenheitpyro8037
      @fahrenheitpyro8037 4 года назад +70

      Only muscular person in part 5 is Narancia. Narancia best boy.

    • @eertikrux666
      @eertikrux666 4 года назад +73

      Part 2: Muscle Requiem

  • @shoemin5561
    @shoemin5561 5 лет назад +4319

    when youre in gym and three overtrained men walk in:

    • @nukes2408
      @nukes2408 4 года назад +43

      borys der pro XD dos they come Out of a pillar

    • @zombiefirebird9714
      @zombiefirebird9714 4 года назад +129

      And they wear little amount of clothing

    • @NarraJoker12
      @NarraJoker12 4 года назад +16

      we call those "croissants"

    • @m0ptz727
      @m0ptz727 4 года назад +90

      And they are posing *menacingly*

    • @zafrel
      @zafrel 4 года назад +35

      They approached *menly* to you

  • @tf2enjoyer204
    @tf2enjoyer204 3 года назад +433

    Esidisi and Wamuu : we want to marry you
    Joseph: but im not gay
    Esidisi and Wamuu: we don't care take those rings

  • @totesnotkale
    @totesnotkale 3 года назад +471

    Pillermen: we are the number one lifeforms
    Me and the boys when the vitamin gummies start to kick in:

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 6 лет назад +5742

    When you at the club but you gotta become the ultimate life form

    • @ultimatekars7153
      @ultimatekars7153 6 лет назад +25

      Ween kars is going in a giant club like

    • @spidertron575
      @spidertron575 5 лет назад +8

      Shadow?

    • @goat_sama8239
      @goat_sama8239 5 лет назад +3

      i can relate

    • @kiryokazooma
      @kiryokazooma 5 лет назад +16

      Unknown Alirav thats supposed to be my line....

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan 5 лет назад +11

      I can predict what you're going to say next (or something along these lines) "You cannot predict what I'll say next."
      (OR SOMETHING ALONG THESE LINES)

  • @kyledilbert6424
    @kyledilbert6424 4 года назад +4285

    Pillar men: “We are the superior species on earth”
    The Gym teacher’s grandma:

    • @samirbelica2358
      @samirbelica2358 4 года назад +19

      stolen

    • @dr.z7514
      @dr.z7514 4 года назад +97

      Samir Belica most jokes are stolen anyways, so what’s the big deal

    • @2winks538
      @2winks538 4 года назад +10

      Dr. Z The big deal is that the joke isn’t theirs meaning that they are taking credit for someone else’s work.

    • @dr.z7514
      @dr.z7514 4 года назад +78

      ?????? so basically, jokes. you can’t expect to always find the original person with every single piece of media on the internet, so it doesn’t matter if a joke is stolen or not, because chances are, the person they got it off also stole the joke

    • @kingkoop365
      @kingkoop365 4 года назад +14

      Dr. Z you got a point tho.

  • @alonsofernandez8079
    @alonsofernandez8079 3 года назад +114

    Children's souls: We finally murdered William Afton
    *William* *Afton* *in* *part* *3* : 0:23

  • @HxnnahTheHajPetter
    @HxnnahTheHajPetter 3 года назад +117

    Me: *putting this on full volume when I’m home alone* Me: *hears the keys* Me: 1:48

  • @randomchanel5670
    @randomchanel5670 4 года назад +3401

    Kronos: eats his children
    Zeus, Hades and Poseidon:

    • @revui5582
      @revui5582 4 года назад +71

      hades and poseidon were also eaten, though. zeus was the only one who wasn't.

    • @vr8652
      @vr8652 4 года назад +94

      @@revui5582 no, after Zeus emancipated his siblings, it was Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon that struck Kronos down

    • @revui5582
      @revui5582 4 года назад +42

      @@vr8652
      in the version i read, zeus was the one to kill kronos, with no help from hades or poseison. we probably just read different versions of the myth, which happens a lot with greek mythology, meaning we're likely both correct.

    • @vr8652
      @vr8652 4 года назад +29

      @@revui5582 version I read is that Zeus twchnically kills him, but the 3 banish him togethwr to Tartarus

    • @Zealoth1800
      @Zealoth1800 4 года назад +6

      you forgot Kronos also eat Demea,Hera,and Hestia

  • @DrPhil-hz4up
    @DrPhil-hz4up 5 лет назад +2196

    Gym Teacher: “Alright today we’re going to be doing some stretches!”
    The 3 Guys that watch JoJo: 0:00

    • @darkintrue9310
      @darkintrue9310 4 года назад +140

      0:01 for mobile users

    • @mementobruh._.6163
      @mementobruh._.6163 4 года назад +26

      @@kevinkeberzibert5148 hmm i sure its better whit this 0:23

    • @iresineherb7
      @iresineherb7 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @grimm9719
      @grimm9719 4 года назад +27

      Kira, who does 20 minutes of stretches every night: 0:23

    • @iresineherb7
      @iresineherb7 4 года назад

      @@grimm9719 kira*--*

  • @bondcompact9953
    @bondcompact9953 3 года назад +129

    This music: **playing**
    My body: AY-AY-YA-YA MUSCULAR POWER!!!11

  • @3nr1c01sh1m
    @3nr1c01sh1m 2 года назад +39

    Part 1 : Phanthom Bass
    Part 2 : mix Tendency
    Part 3 : DJ's Crusaders
    Part 4 : Speakers is Unbreakable
    Part 5 : Golden Beat
    Part 6 : Rock Free
    Part 7 : dubstep ball run
    Part 8 : trapilion

    • @Iemonic
      @Iemonic 9 месяцев назад +1

      battle tendancey

    • @Brian-xe1gd
      @Brian-xe1gd 7 месяцев назад +3

      Part 9: Ravelands

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +3573

    Kars: (Becomes the ultimate life form)
    Volcano:

    • @potatobro163
      @potatobro163 4 года назад +106

      *BEGONE, NO MUSTACHE GUY*

    • @mooshr.4733
      @mooshr.4733 4 года назад +46

      @Jardus E he is ultimate life form

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 года назад +11

      Eventually he stopped thinking

    • @BR-hk4mr
      @BR-hk4mr 4 года назад +9

      This dude is Everywhere I think his a Member of Pillar men

    • @justsomeguywholikeswater3566
      @justsomeguywholikeswater3566 4 года назад +14

      Everywhere I go...
      *Just some guy without a Mustache on billboard*
      I see him.

  • @Naziroxx
    @Naziroxx 7 лет назад +3022

    when the Pillar Men walk into the club

    • @jalapinoy3790
      @jalapinoy3790 7 лет назад +74

      1:47

    • @nhq4162
      @nhq4162 7 лет назад +16

      also Mae is bae

    • @DaDank_Nibba
      @DaDank_Nibba 6 лет назад +42

      the club would fucking fall

    • @arthurlam751
      @arthurlam751 6 лет назад +6

      Dafluffyone360 2
      I get it.

    • @Emboarbof
      @Emboarbof 6 лет назад +10

      When Naziro is a JoJo fan and I had no idea about it.

  • @krishie
    @krishie 3 года назад +60

    This makes me want to workout for 10 years and then sleep standing up for 10,000 years.

  • @SaulLingTheKingOfTheJungle
    @SaulLingTheKingOfTheJungle 3 года назад +45

    Before this song: normal anime boy
    After this song: colossal vampire titan with super saiyan and rinnegan

  • @TundraTurtle98
    @TundraTurtle98 7 лет назад +3267

    I saw the picture and hoped to god there was an "oh no" before the drop. I got my wish, dreams can come true.

    • @williamonthetongas4174
      @williamonthetongas4174 7 лет назад +79

      OOOOOOH NOOOOOOO

    • @jimpargon
      @jimpargon 7 лет назад +37

      Tundra Turtle Truely made this song great with that perfectly timed "OH NO!"

    • @caseyogden7105
      @caseyogden7105 7 лет назад +12

      Tundra Turtle SUNOVABEEACH!!!

    • @tvoovm7254
      @tvoovm7254 7 лет назад +3

      Tundra Turtle oh yeees.

    • @DsiakMondala
      @DsiakMondala 6 лет назад +16

      U just spoiled myself in a music. Internet as gone too far.

  • @MoDoXGaming
    @MoDoXGaming 7 лет назад +613

    **manly poses**

  • @jamesmoo3288
    @jamesmoo3288 3 года назад +26

    0:21 Is probably one of the best beat drops ever

  • @abyssalduo8618
    @abyssalduo8618 3 года назад +34

    My friend: What do you think Egyptian sounds like?
    Me: Ay aye aye ayeeeee

  • @kinfthaderp5045
    @kinfthaderp5045 7 лет назад +3001

    okay so these pillar man walk out of a bar
    and the bar collapses as it's only pillars have stopped supporting it

  • @RemixExtender
    @RemixExtender 7 лет назад +4708

    *O H N O*

  • @Mihivich
    @Mihivich Год назад +84

    The song 🗿
    The singer 🗿
    The instrumental 🗿
    The viewers 🗿
    The song listener 🗿
    The saver of the song🗿
    The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿
    The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿
    The whole gym 🗿
    The sigma helicopter🗿
    All the gym equipments including the mats🗿
    The gym shoes 🗿
    The one who play this at gym🗿
    All who listens it 🗿
    All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿
    The nerves of the body 🗿
    The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿
    The comments🗿
    The thoughts while writing this 🗿
    My hands while typing this 🗿
    The keyboard 🗿
    The alphabets 🗿
    RUclips 🗿
    Thumbnail 🗿
    Subtitle 🗿
    This comment 🗿
    Those who likes this comment 🗿
    Those who comment in this 🗿
    Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿
    Those who comment '🗿'

  • @Adam-fo7jq
    @Adam-fo7jq 3 года назад +376

    When you realise the world is a jojo refrence: 0:23

    • @davinky7595
      @davinky7595 3 года назад +2

      :O

    • @gambe96
      @gambe96 3 года назад +18

      TIME IS A JOJO !
      EXPLODING SOMETHING IS A JOJO !
      PUNCHING SOMEONE IS A JOJO !
      BREATHING IS A JOJO !
      BUBBLES IS A JOJO !
      BEING CRIPPLED IS A JOJO !
      BEING IN JAIL IS A JOJO !
      LAYING EGGS IS A JOJO !
      BEING SHORT IS A JOJO !
      BEING POPULAR AMONGST GIRLS IS A JOJO !
      BEING IN SPACE IS A JOJO !
      RUNNING AWAY IS A JOJO !

    • @strigers8007
      @strigers8007 3 года назад +14

      @@gambe96 GETTING INSULTED BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR IS A JOJO
      HAND FETISHES ARE A JOJO
      FALLING OFF OF A WINDOW IS A JOJO
      BEING ON A BURNING SHIP IS A JOJO
      MINING EMERALDS IS A JOJO

    • @gambe96
      @gambe96 3 года назад +7

      @@strigers8007 FENCING IS A JOJO !
      FIXING THINGS IS A JOJO !
      CALLING PEOPLE “HOE” IS A JOJO !

    • @user-yu8dn3zk1g
      @user-yu8dn3zk1g 3 года назад +9

      WAIT EVERYTHING IS JOJO?!
      ALWAYS HAS BEEN!

  • @whisperofthebookworm5341
    @whisperofthebookworm5341 4 года назад +2143

    The kid who worked out during quarantine coming back to school in the fall:

  • @GelbboVideos
    @GelbboVideos 7 лет назад +3386

    What you blast when you and the squad just woke up from a 2,000 year slumber lookin' for waifus.

    • @HeavyMetalBeliever
      @HeavyMetalBeliever 7 лет назад +173

      Did they... Awaken for bitches?

    • @truesonsofmandalore
      @truesonsofmandalore 6 лет назад +130

      Gelbbo Videos AYEAYEYAIIII!!!!!!!!! *Arabic weeb mating call intensifies*

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist 6 лет назад +71

      Why? They already have each other.

    • @SandwichDoctorZ
      @SandwichDoctorZ 6 лет назад +60

      Gelbbo Videos i blast this with my car windows down when i drive to go get food, and sometimes i wonder how many people 1) think i'm a terrorist 2) recognize the song and think i'm a weeb 3) recognize the song and secretly approve 4) get confused and / or don't really care or 5) think i'm a saudi prince
      I live in the South U.S. so there are jojo fans that exist, but it's uncommon....
      It must be the work of an enemy STANDO!

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 6 лет назад +11

      +Andrew Smith Lucky bastard :(. Where I live nobody even knows JoJo at all. This must be the work of an enemy stand! I want Morioh now!

  • @junsi_
    @junsi_ 3 года назад +43

    When all the Pillar Men become the ultimate life forms and dominate the world:

  • @amogus6770
    @amogus6770 3 года назад +27

    The wifi when it’s on normally:Eh
    The wifi when i turn it off and back on:

    • @riccardoolago
      @riccardoolago 2 года назад +1

      More like:
      Wifi: Pretty strong
      Broadband connection:

  • @naturaldisaster1408
    @naturaldisaster1408 4 года назад +3419

    Computer studies teacher: "So basically, an MP3 is a file with audio in it, and an MP4 is a file with audio and video in it. Any questions?"
    Me: "What's an MP5 then?"
    Kid with a suspiciously large backpack: 0:21

  • @poolofwater5560
    @poolofwater5560 4 года назад +626

    P1: DIO
    P2: AYAYAYAYA
    P3: ZA WARUDO
    P4: BOMB
    P5: STOP KILLING ME!

    • @sh-le6fb
      @sh-le6fb 4 года назад +45

      PART 6: STAHP RESTART
      PART 7: WHOOO RACE

    • @Myriad2309
      @Myriad2309 4 года назад +11

      JORGE JOESTAR: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT THERES 36 KARS'S ON MARS WHO WANT ME DEAD AND THEY ALL HAVE THEIR OWN OP AF STANDS BUT SO DO I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

    • @kirill-fl7vb
      @kirill-fl7vb 4 года назад +2

      P1:KONO DIO DA!

    • @SaoirseVisceral
      @SaoirseVisceral 4 года назад

      Araki: stop aging

    • @bbtv3961
      @bbtv3961 4 года назад

      @Panboo no part 8 should do WHO ARE YOU

  • @markdanielquindoxa6906
    @markdanielquindoxa6906 3 года назад +34

    This makes me wanna sleep for thousands of years and wake up to see what hoomans are up tp

  • @jackyongjunxuen55
    @jackyongjunxuen55 3 года назад +25

    No one:
    My new gpu,cpu and water cooler when I testing my new pc:

  • @anekinvillegas3517
    @anekinvillegas3517 4 года назад +462

    “When the three tall kids in your school walk by.”

  • @ShinyGalladeSwag
    @ShinyGalladeSwag 4 года назад +1305

    Diamond: I’m best item in minecraft
    Netherite:

    • @zero-one2585
      @zero-one2585 4 года назад +2

      Hacked Shi*:

    • @averageyoutubeenjoyer2254
      @averageyoutubeenjoyer2254 4 года назад +19

      @@zero-one2585 mods:

    • @fauxlinear4987
      @fauxlinear4987 4 года назад +9

      The fact it’s ancient too

    • @knight2_1
      @knight2_1 4 года назад +30

      JJBA: Diamond is still Breakable

    • @kch5847
      @kch5847 4 года назад +1

      @@averageyoutubeenjoyer2254 nah have new update its real you Old minecraft user

  • @gl1tch3d0ut2
    @gl1tch3d0ut2 3 года назад +103

    Who would win?
    Gods with superhuman abilities
    Or
    Some dude who's specialty is running away from his problems

  • @grindhouseradio1418
    @grindhouseradio1418 3 года назад +28

    1:48
    The Chaos scum let loose a horrible collective scream heard across the Galaxy, and the Imperium of Man cheered and gave praise. For they had heard a thunderous and Heavenly melody that penetrated even the deepest parts of the Warp. The music was a signal, the Emporer of Mankind had finally risen from his Golden Throne.

    • @hooligan9294
      @hooligan9294 2 года назад

      Ahh, a fellow man of culture

    • @Destructaconn
      @Destructaconn 2 года назад

      Legendary. Would not have thought of this!

  • @sovietonion1169
    @sovietonion1169 4 года назад +566

    How im gonna enter area 51
    *Bloody stream*
    How im gonna leave
    *Pillar men theme*

  • @PAZDAGaming
    @PAZDAGaming 5 лет назад +2493

    Area 51 raid will hear this when I obtain my stone mask and stand arrow

    • @Spazza811
      @Spazza811 5 лет назад +39

      Yes count me in mate

    • @user-ql8ql4dm2q
      @user-ql8ql4dm2q 5 лет назад +8

      I'm in

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 лет назад +30

      We shall become the Piller Men.........

    • @DIOHIGASHIKATA
      @DIOHIGASHIKATA 5 лет назад +2

      I, Dio, am in as well.
      But we also need the red stone of Aja.
      Can't wait for ZA WARUDO REQUIEM!!
      Edit: and a tentacle hand.
      If you know what I'm gonna need it for!

    • @NabeelWali2001
      @NabeelWali2001 5 лет назад +24

      We need that red stone of aja too

  • @calamitous_Calamitas
    @calamitous_Calamitas 3 года назад +13

    0:21: Me after going home from school with an A:

  • @xarv7711
    @xarv7711 3 года назад +62

    i showed this to my dad,uncle and grandpa
    now they pillar men's

  • @Dingkosh
    @Dingkosh 7 лет назад +18359

    Bass dropped harder than the stone on Caesar's body

  • @sidebazooka6900
    @sidebazooka6900 6 лет назад +310

    Before the drop:
    _AWAKEN MY MASTERS_
    AFTER THE DROP:
    *_MASTERS ARE WOKE_*

  • @FBI-uy7og
    @FBI-uy7og 3 года назад +375

    *When Jesus Click Button Respawn*

    • @samuel4386
      @samuel4386 3 года назад +4

      oh no

    • @alizadreemurr
      @alizadreemurr 3 года назад +6

      S H I T

    • @lampuhage4557
      @lampuhage4557 3 года назад +4

      @@KaleidoX2 how can u prove he is real or not and their is no way to prove he was real so don't say he wasn't real.

    • @FBI-uy7og
      @FBI-uy7og 3 года назад +5

      @@lampuhage4557 Indeed ¯\_( ͡💥 ͜ʖ ͡💥)_/¯

    • @lugburz-shak4629
      @lugburz-shak4629 3 года назад +1

      gay juesus, mary, and the holy spirit

  • @zanjoememe8536
    @zanjoememe8536 3 года назад +6

    2021: *AWAKEN MY MASTERS*
    2021 2022 2023: 0:23
    Coronavirus: *ight Imma head out*

  • @lazyRider420
    @lazyRider420 5 лет назад +1939

    When you smoke weed in Egypt

    • @snubby49
      @snubby49 4 года назад +72

      Hate him or love him, he's spitting facts here.

    • @nadhir.s7130
      @nadhir.s7130 4 года назад +38

      I see you are man of culture as well.

    • @PhroggiusPhrog
      @PhroggiusPhrog 4 года назад +49

      As an Egyptian myself, I could confirm.

    • @mrahmedhassan9709
      @mrahmedhassan9709 4 года назад +15

      I am *Egyptian*
      But it is true 😂

    • @xlr8_omar
      @xlr8_omar 4 года назад +3

      Lol I am Egyptian... Agreed

  • @ihsaningersoll9232
    @ihsaningersoll9232 7 лет назад +736

    Because awaken wasn't badass enough.

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 5 лет назад +7

      How to make a badass song even more badass 101.

  • @RelaxD666
    @RelaxD666 3 года назад +30

    These songs makes me watch jojo again but I wanna continue my list

  • @ilovefelons
    @ilovefelons 3 года назад +17

    Players: Yes! we’ve defeated all his friends!
    Me:

  • @RobertE.O.Speedwagon1888
    @RobertE.O.Speedwagon1888 6 лет назад +1965

    *W O K E A F*

  • @tooeny1297
    @tooeny1297 4 года назад +2905

    Teacher: today we will be learning about ancient aztec
    girls: omgosh this is so boring
    Me an intellectual: NIGERUNDAYOOO

    • @E__Saurabh
      @E__Saurabh 4 года назад +24

      It means RUN!

    • @zuvayxd
      @zuvayxd 4 года назад +83

      @@E__Saurabh no it means lets hotfoot outta here

    • @spacex6997
      @spacex6997 4 года назад +54

      SMOKEY

    • @jacksparrow8506
      @jacksparrow8506 4 года назад +45

      And all the boy’s clothes exploded and this song starts to play and a giant stone pillar shoots out of the ground and all of them *AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!* and Ricardo,Shaggy, and *ULTIMATE KARS* breaks out of the stone pillar

    • @markoknez4832
      @markoknez4832 4 года назад +4

      Remove undayo

  • @terosarkkinen312
    @terosarkkinen312 3 года назад +20

    This song is chad energy

  • @christopherroman1822
    @christopherroman1822 3 года назад +38

    Joseph: Finally I defeated the pillar men, now I could relax and enjoy my marriage
    “Spoilers for part 4”
    _”Some Japanese women : Joseph I’m pregnant”_
    Joseph: 1:48

  • @theanimedemon4461
    @theanimedemon4461 6 лет назад +1267

    After listening to this i somehow got a six pack

    • @chinkywinky7266
      @chinkywinky7266 6 лет назад +7

      The Anime Demon

    • @dannyluu6586
      @dannyluu6586 6 лет назад +26

      IT WONT STOp GROwInG

    • @heartmann175
      @heartmann175 6 лет назад +8

      naNI?

    • @richie_23
      @richie_23 5 лет назад +28

      i now got 16 pack and my muscles is growing muscles

    • @zacht.1531
      @zacht.1531 5 лет назад +4

      It’s almost like what the happens when you what a Logan Paul video expect you get cancer instead of a six pack

  • @frenchiewearingahoodie3770
    @frenchiewearingahoodie3770 4 года назад +856

    Coronavirus: * goes into my body*
    The three vitamin gummy‘s I had: 0:23

  • @odirceR
    @odirceR 3 года назад +143

    the most funny JoJo is Joseph
    the most seriosly is Jotaro
    the most Requiem jojo is giorno
    the most crippled jojo is johnny

    • @Dull_Blade404
      @Dull_Blade404 3 года назад +4

      No Jonathan ?
      No Josuke ?
      No Jolyne ?
      No Josuk8 ?
      NO DIGNITY

    • @randomaccoutname4004
      @randomaccoutname4004 3 года назад +1

      :c

    • @snurky3478
      @snurky3478 3 года назад

      The most overpowered is johnny*

    • @Max-zg6ld
      @Max-zg6ld 3 года назад

      The best one is Joseph

    • @jccraig9099
      @jccraig9099 3 года назад +4

      Johnny johnny
      Yes papa
      Being crippled
      Yes papa

  • @sleeperjazz_04
    @sleeperjazz_04 3 года назад +10

    Me:I hope that Covid19 will be Vanish soon...
    January,February,March:

  • @biteszadusto8799
    @biteszadusto8799 7 лет назад +2790

    This song make me want to go fight some english guy and his italian friend with my gang meanwhile we are posing in a very fabulous way

  • @manmantuber
    @manmantuber 4 года назад +496

    when dad's got his belt because you ate all the painkillers, but you can't feel the belt

    • @absoluteedgelord9981
      @absoluteedgelord9981 3 года назад +8

      How is this not in the top comments

    • @MrNathuss
      @MrNathuss 3 года назад +18

      @@absoluteedgelord9981 Because it's stolen from another comment on the original music video

    • @zarzuela305
      @zarzuela305 2 года назад +1

      Yo I just realized if you can’t feel the belt you can’t really get no physical ass whooping from parents. Nigga make this reality

    • @raiyanfarissyazwan7156
      @raiyanfarissyazwan7156 2 года назад

      @@zarzuela305 RaCiSt

    • @Joedoeem
      @Joedoeem 2 года назад +1

      @@MrNathuss its from another video so how does it work mr 10 INT?

  • @theoclark4481
    @theoclark4481 2 года назад +8

    the energy, radiating off of this song... you can just feel the mucsles growing already

  • @jordiizx
    @jordiizx 2 года назад +4

    beat hit so hard grandpa thought the pillar men were back

  • @enricopuccibutirrelevant3416
    @enricopuccibutirrelevant3416 4 года назад +2534

    Someone: Are you gay?
    Me: No, I'm JoJo.

  • @sunlaa7221
    @sunlaa7221 7 лет назад +630

    Joseph was secretly a pillar man the whole time

  • @ChairmanLor
    @ChairmanLor 3 года назад +35

    "Anime girls are so cute and helpless around the boy they like"
    Asuka Langley:

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 3 года назад +7

    I love that Simpsonill made both a DnB and a Trap remix, but this one got so much more attention

  • @proxythefool
    @proxythefool 7 лет назад +544

    Now you're probably going to say, "OH NO! This remix makes my abs quiver!" Toyu.

    • @wynweeardo0593
      @wynweeardo0593 7 лет назад +81

      OH NO! This remix makes my abs quiver!-- *NANIIIIIII!!!!???*

    • @admiraldigi5060
      @admiraldigi5060 7 лет назад +18

      Weeardo0 MarkSepticPie_and_Animu and now you'll say: "How could you have known that?!"

    • @wynweeardo0593
      @wynweeardo0593 7 лет назад +29

      How could you have known that?! .. *anime gasp* *MA-MASAKA .. BAKA NA--- NANIIIII!!!???*

    • @malcolmpang3895
      @malcolmpang3895 7 лет назад +11

      OH NO !!! THIS REMIX MAKES MY ABS QUIVER !!!! .... WAIT ?!

    • @daleketchup7434
      @daleketchup7434 7 лет назад +4

      Proxy Sigma "OH NO! This remix makes my abs quiver!" Na-

  • @inktem3406
    @inktem3406 5 лет назад +279

    "Even Speedwagon became an aztec god of fitness"

    • @16krez1
      @16krez1 4 года назад +12

      And he's not even Aztec
      Speedwagon is such a god lol

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 4 года назад +2

      Who summoned me

    • @elecstorm3701
      @elecstorm3701 4 года назад +1

      @@therealspeedwagon1451 OH MY GOOOOOD!!!

  • @miloreynolds1741
    @miloreynolds1741 3 года назад +68

    People: 2021 is going to be the best year!
    Kars: Falls back to earth
    People: 1:48

    • @mechatheprotector3361
      @mechatheprotector3361 2 года назад

      LOL

    • @3F34N1M4T3S
      @3F34N1M4T3S 2 года назад +1

      Don't worry he stopped thinking anyways

    • @nyuraki_industries
      @nyuraki_industries 2 года назад +1

      @@3F34N1M4T3S My killer queen has already touched that notification button

    • @3F34N1M4T3S
      @3F34N1M4T3S 2 года назад

      @@nyuraki_industries
      Sorry. I don't know what you are talking about. GOLDEN EXPERIENSU! REQUIEM!

  • @yesokno8613
    @yesokno8613 3 года назад +8

    Nobody
    The Guys When They Have Full Diamonds Armor And Swords In Minecraft Sky Wars 0:23

  • @viktormacabro
    @viktormacabro 7 лет назад +534

    part 9 revival of pillar men

    • @jonathanjoestar7640
      @jonathanjoestar7640 6 лет назад +24

      OH SHIEEET

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 6 лет назад +5

      I wish. D:

    • @zack1140
      @zack1140 6 лет назад +43

      Zhoa we all wish. Pillar man stands will be broken af

    • @nottheboc1498
      @nottheboc1498 6 лет назад +15

      They will be "Omae wa mou shindeiru" but with timestops

    • @MeidoInHebun
      @MeidoInHebun 6 лет назад +22

      I would cry tears of joy if the pillar men came back somehow

  • @czazureblue7907
    @czazureblue7907 7 лет назад +427

    My ears have ascended after hearing this song.
    I HAVE BEEN [ A W O K E N ]

  • @jewps4701
    @jewps4701 3 года назад +9

    The most epic song ever I seen

    • @jewps4701
      @jewps4701 3 года назад +1

      @some guy I can hear them

  • @HHLLLLNN
    @HHLLLLNN 3 года назад +6

    Me: *Does wrong move in the Gym*
    Every body builder in the world:

  • @kingofhearts-bucketbois6618
    @kingofhearts-bucketbois6618 6 лет назад +127

    The bass dropped harder than one of Dio's steam rollers

  • @quentin8094
    @quentin8094 4 года назад +795

    Haven’t watched JOJO yet but this makes me want to. Update: I watched season 1,2 and 3, and I love this anime now and I’m trapped into the show. It’s gotten to the point where I know exactly what scene the image is from and the context that goes with it. Someone help me.

    • @ThatSpaceMann
      @ThatSpaceMann 4 года назад +11

      Then how tf did you get here?!

    • @quentin8094
      @quentin8094 4 года назад +24

      Goodest Boy I watched a video with this song in it and it caught my interest a lot and so I decided to listen to it and tbh it’s my favorite remix ever

    • @knox1392
      @knox1392 4 года назад +4

      Spotted

    • @SaoirseVisceral
      @SaoirseVisceral 4 года назад +17

      Welcome to the fandom

    • @roberthernandez6320
      @roberthernandez6320 4 года назад +1

      RcForLifee you mean part 1, 2 and 3

  • @nicolrb2210
    @nicolrb2210 Год назад +3

    Awaken, my masters!
    🗿👈 🦄 👉🗿

  • @dead2600
    @dead2600 3 года назад +7

    Me and the boys seeing Cheat on exam 0:24

  • @Robert-E.O-Speedwagon
    @Robert-E.O-Speedwagon 4 года назад +752

    Is no one going to talk about how bony Joseph's fingers look

    • @Robert-E.O-Speedwagon
      @Robert-E.O-Speedwagon 4 года назад +34

      @jotaro bridge he had one za hando higher that the other

    • @niko-oo8hn
      @niko-oo8hn 3 года назад +9

      speedwagon :0

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 3 года назад +22

      MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STANDO

    • @lynexvz
      @lynexvz 3 года назад +11

      SpEeeEeDoWaGOooOnN

    • @user-yu8dn3zk1g
      @user-yu8dn3zk1g 3 года назад +3

      They are THICK!!!!!!!

  • @zack1140
    @zack1140 6 лет назад +365

    JoJo Part 9: Kars in outer space has awakened his stand, which has enabled him to return to earth(abilities unknown) he soon realizes that things are a bit different on earth so he is keen to reviving joseph joestar for his real showdown. While that happens a new introduced joestar learned hamon to relive ancient traditions, and he found out a secret to evolving stands to a new level (includes hamon). He and kars ultimately meet and the final battle will be young reborn joseph, new joestar and some of his friends (evolved stand), kars(also evolved stand because he has the strongest hamon there is)

    • @TunnelDragon44
      @TunnelDragon44 5 лет назад +45

      Kars' stand: Ground Control to Major Tom.

    • @thegoldenorder4409
      @thegoldenorder4409 5 лет назад +13

      Man that would be epic

    • @mirai6824
      @mirai6824 5 лет назад +10

      That would be amazing

    • @diooverheaven4137
      @diooverheaven4137 5 лет назад +35

      I am also revived in part 9, however this time I have to side with the Joestars

    • @adrianceja8406
      @adrianceja8406 5 лет назад +3

      Zack WhoAmI bruh Kars already has Killer Queen

  • @jinx1987
    @jinx1987 3 года назад +5

    You’re next line is “Wow, this is a sick beat”

  • @sirspooky1217
    @sirspooky1217 3 года назад +78

    Dropped like kakoyins body after dio punched him.

  • @jums8224
    @jums8224 4 года назад +480

    "Will you guys stop tuning the instruments?"
    "No, that IS the music!"

    • @Chained_Fenrir223
      @Chained_Fenrir223 4 года назад +3

      OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

    • @ShugaR_Automata
      @ShugaR_Automata 4 года назад +1

      AWAKEN THE ARTHUR

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 4 года назад +1

      "It's like I'm on a different ZA WURDOOO"

    • @boopergoober
      @boopergoober 4 года назад +2

      “What kinda music is it?”
      “It’s JOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOO”

  • @yikesforyou
    @yikesforyou 4 года назад +433

    Nobody:
    1M Subs youtubers in their thumbnails:

  • @captainemerald8863
    @captainemerald8863 3 года назад +41

    Suzie Q: Joseph, I'm pregnant!
    Joseph: 1:48

  • @TheReal_Low_Quality
    @TheReal_Low_Quality 5 месяцев назад +2

    THE DRIP IS TOO POWERFUL!