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  • @MPrint67
    @MPrint67 Месяц назад +608

    God I hate being poor

    • @adriansmajlaj86
      @adriansmajlaj86 Месяц назад +68

      Tom hates you too for being poor

    • @MPrint67
      @MPrint67 Месяц назад +22

      @@adriansmajlaj86 I think you mean “us”

    • @rogermoreno1152
      @rogermoreno1152 29 дней назад +4

      Lmao I was just about to say, Tom also hates the poors so we’re in good company 😅

    • @plunger110
      @plunger110 29 дней назад +3

      Maybe you learn to code. Hahaha

    • @markgriz
      @markgriz 29 дней назад

      I totally forgot I was subscribed to this douche. I think I subscribed way back when he was poor and funny.

  • @De1taP
    @De1taP 29 дней назад +89

    Thanks Tom, you've inspired me to just stop being a poor and bootstrap my way to a multi-million dollar net worth. Now I drive a Porsche and throw my starbucks at homeless people like the wealthy chad I am.

  • @chadjazeera9960
    @chadjazeera9960 29 дней назад +214

    Very kind of Tom to give us poors a brief look into the average outing of a rich man... We will never deserve such things, but thanks to this kind man, we can experience it on a much, much, much lower and poorer level. Thanks Tom!

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 27 дней назад +4

      That is cool of him. It makes nonlosers want to end their loser like behavior and start kicking ass in life instead of blaming rich people for you being poor!! Thanks Tom 7:04

    • @chadjazeera9960
      @chadjazeera9960 27 дней назад

      @@WKRP187
      Washcloth be damned... That's the spunk, champ!

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 27 дней назад

      You go do comedy for 15 years and probably will be able to afford such cars but dont complain when you earn minimum wage the first 10 years.Big sacrifice = big win

    • @chadjazeera9960
      @chadjazeera9960 27 дней назад +2

      @@Chris-hw4mq
      Good advice... Watch out for those Nigerian princes!

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 27 дней назад

      @@chadjazeera9960 or those influencers who teach financing either way enjoy life its not about having stuff its about creating memories

  • @Eric__B
    @Eric__B Месяц назад +228

    Didn't even yell "Kobe!" while crashing the helicopter sim...

    • @winstonsmith11
      @winstonsmith11 29 дней назад +4

      Too soon... 😔

    • @seansanchez7291
      @seansanchez7291 29 дней назад +2

      LMAOOOOO!!!!🤣💀⚰️🪦

    • @meteda1070
      @meteda1070 29 дней назад +7

      What a tremendous waste of a golden opportunity. Ari would be ashamed.

    • @plunger110
      @plunger110 29 дней назад +2

      This made me laugh way too hard!!!

    • @I_love_burnt_toast
      @I_love_burnt_toast 29 дней назад

      Why would he? Kobe wasn't responsible for the crash? Your joke is dumber than your parents were for having you.

  • @RoryODonnellIsSoAwesome
    @RoryODonnellIsSoAwesome Месяц назад +140

    Tom: *Crashes literally everything he drives in the simulator.*
    Podium 1 Racing Guys :"LOL sick ANYWAY here's the keys to my 1000HP McLaren."

    • @podium1racing
      @podium1racing 28 дней назад +1

      🏎️ 💨

    • @podium1racing
      @podium1racing 26 дней назад

      @@Zamix69 actually it doesn’t. Racing on a sim and racing on track however different story.

  • @EthanSchaner
    @EthanSchaner 29 дней назад +20

    As one of the poors experiencing this made me change my mindset to someone's who grew up with generational wealth. Thank you for this revalation.

  • @ChichiNaka
    @ChichiNaka Месяц назад +66

    This is disneyworld for midlife crisis ozempies

  • @mydude74
    @mydude74 29 дней назад +58

    As a relatively poor poor... Douchebaggery has never been so funny

    • @KodiMathews
      @KodiMathews 25 дней назад

      He grew up rich and he makes fun of y'all for working ur ass off y'all are pathetic asf

    • @eateat8609
      @eateat8609 18 дней назад

      He's funny again but for all the wrong reasons

  • @flowroll777
    @flowroll777 Месяц назад +97

    "F**king move" ahhhh the motto of every supercar owner. lol

    • @curtisw831
      @curtisw831 28 дней назад

      Motto of me driving my 97mph limited Tahoe

    • @kaeserd
      @kaeserd 23 дня назад

      Whatever. I did that exact same thing in my civic when I was young and reckless.

  • @cloutcudi2703
    @cloutcudi2703 29 дней назад +19

    very cool of Tim to include a poor at the end of his video, wholesome!

  • @ish474
    @ish474 29 дней назад +26

    If they had a real Nashville simulator a bunch of drunk bachelorettes would cross the track in front of you

  • @ReyHolliday
    @ReyHolliday Месяц назад +90

    Lets go full trottle.

    • @ssenssel
      @ssenssel Месяц назад +7

      *Ceiling fan spins in the background

    • @winstonsmith11
      @winstonsmith11 29 дней назад +1

      Poor Julia

  • @DylanLukeLosasso
    @DylanLukeLosasso 26 дней назад +5

    love these long ads Tom! funniest thing youve done since convincing people that your millionaire father didnt bankroll your entire career!

  • @Torquematterz
    @Torquematterz 26 дней назад +2

    Love seeing Tom do car stuff, this was a sweet video

  • @Uchoobdood
    @Uchoobdood Месяц назад +30

    hey guys I have been awake since 3:45 am Pacific standard time and have not pooped yet. This is very unusual for me.

    • @fugginrambo
      @fugginrambo Месяц назад +4

      Eat half of a box of Raisin bran and $15 worth of Taco Bell

    • @pseudopseudonym2500
      @pseudopseudonym2500 Месяц назад +7

      You'll get through this. Hate from Australia ❤.

    • @probablynotwearingpants6228
      @probablynotwearingpants6228 Месяц назад

      Been up since 530 am EST on Sunday, pooped plenty, pooping now, but only caught 15mins of zzzzs all week

  • @podium1racing
    @podium1racing 29 дней назад +40

    Thanks for coming out Tom and ripping on the cars. Your show was hilarious, and cant wait to get the rig delivered to Texas

    • @CarbonfiberYeti
      @CarbonfiberYeti 29 дней назад +2

      Josh Potter will need one as well. 🏁

    • @peanutsthebard
      @peanutsthebard 26 дней назад +1

      Which show? The Tom Brady roast?

    • @podium1racing
      @podium1racing 26 дней назад +2

      @@peanutsthebard​​⁠ nah he had a comedy show here in Nashville the day he filmed this last month and brought us to it.

  • @t7489
    @t7489 Месяц назад +26

    Poor here; happy you’re spending my money well, Tom.

  • @Thatdudewiththedogs
    @Thatdudewiththedogs 28 дней назад +2

    Wow Tom, getting more and more relatable every video! Awesome!

  • @Steve0272.
    @Steve0272. Месяц назад +14

    I suspect Tom's concentrate face looks scarily similar to his kill face 🙈😂🤣 .... whers the bodies T 😉👍

  • @Datboy0
    @Datboy0 28 дней назад +8

    Appreciate you reporting back to us Poors 🤣🤣🥴

  • @BorisBidjanSaberi11
    @BorisBidjanSaberi11 Месяц назад +42

    More Tom car reviews

  • @difficent1501
    @difficent1501 28 дней назад +2

    Must be nice, having money. I currently am living in a box, having to capture fumes from cars like this to meet ends meet.

  • @SingularitySessions
    @SingularitySessions 28 дней назад +2

    Not only am I a Tom fan.. I got to visit this company a couple years ago when it was a 1K square foot tiny industrial space.
    Shout to Chandler & team!! Go Podium1🔥

  • @Nick-ih5em
    @Nick-ih5em 29 дней назад +3

    Did everyone see how bad him and Bert bombed at the roast of Tom B!

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures 14 дней назад

      Rolling around a couch with your hand over your mouth isn't funny to you?

  • @royalvisionlive
    @royalvisionlive Месяц назад +15

    Why loose all that weight to become a tree ornament? ha

    • @billymac5481
      @billymac5481 29 дней назад +1

      To fit into his super car duh

    • @I_love_burnt_toast
      @I_love_burnt_toast 29 дней назад +1

      How did Tom loose the wait?

    • @kidsontheblock2680
      @kidsontheblock2680 25 дней назад

      Was this supposed to be funny cuz holy crap that was the worst joke I’ve heard.. ha

  • @trackstarr82
    @trackstarr82 29 дней назад +1

    I forgot how much I miss these car videos! More please!

  • @TLKdavid
    @TLKdavid 28 дней назад +2

    "Washcloths are for poor people" - Tom Segura

  • @keatonclark3017
    @keatonclark3017 Месяц назад +7

    Was not on board until I heard million dollar baby play

    • @Goofy_Toons
      @Goofy_Toons 29 дней назад

      Editor hangs out on tiktok

  • @departedgardens9262
    @departedgardens9262 27 дней назад +1

    Sim life is legit. Glad Tom gets to experience it.

  • @johng.4711
    @johng.4711 Месяц назад +8

    +1 because no Bart

  • @johnnykicks7706
    @johnnykicks7706 Месяц назад +26

    Despising 1000+ poor people will kill your career

  • @MrGMT1992
    @MrGMT1992 26 дней назад +1

    We need Bill Burr to do this. Him and Tom would be a great combo on this

  • @xelldincht4251
    @xelldincht4251 21 день назад +2

    It's very rich (no pun intended) that a guy who was the son of an investment banker tried to lecture poor people about being poor.

  • @Booster_Golden_Cobra
    @Booster_Golden_Cobra Месяц назад +7

    Hooning to punk tactics. Editor made a banger choice for the music. 👍

    • @taylorstephens
      @taylorstephens 29 дней назад

      🤌

    • @Squiggerzz
      @Squiggerzz 29 дней назад +1

      Do you happen to know the track at the very end "runnin' it"?

    • @taylorstephens
      @taylorstephens 28 дней назад +2

      @@Squiggerzz it's a repeat of the 1st song i used in the vid. little bookend action. "HOOLIGANG" - Joey Valence & Brae

    • @Squiggerzz
      @Squiggerzz 28 дней назад

      @@taylorstephens thank you kindly 😁

  • @nesbittnick
    @nesbittnick 27 дней назад +2

    Tom is turning into Jerry Seinfeld.

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT 8 дней назад

    Tom got a cool opportunity offered to him because of his hard work and successes and took us along for the ride. Literally. If you’ll want relatability. Relate to how you would feel offered this and you’ll enjoy the video more.

  • @neatdriftclub8822
    @neatdriftclub8822 26 дней назад +1

    tommy using joey valance in the intro and in the video is epic

  • @TheSixStringGuy
    @TheSixStringGuy 28 дней назад +1

    "Alright, how do we get this one"? 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-fx5if5bq7z
    @user-fx5if5bq7z 27 дней назад +1

    That's a absolutely beautiful setup, big congrats to you brotha!!!

  • @jjayyy94
    @jjayyy94 Месяц назад +2

    Love seeing this back !

  • @allenlord3679
    @allenlord3679 Месяц назад +6

    Tom thinks he's DDE now.😂😂

    • @Bob_Smith19
      @Bob_Smith19 29 дней назад

      Nope, those guys are even bigger douches.

  • @brianjackson9971
    @brianjackson9971 18 дней назад +2

    Hell yeah driving fast in a lambo the racing sim was cool as hell too 🤘🥃😎

  • @numberlover8181
    @numberlover8181 27 дней назад +3

    I know that some people will give you shit about this, but I absolutely love it. Just do what makes you happy, fuck their opinions of it. That's the only way to be truly happy. Thanks for sharing.

    • @poopmachine71
      @poopmachine71 22 дня назад

      You're giving nice messages to a guy that would spit in your face if you met him lol

    • @TotallyNoCat
      @TotallyNoCat 19 дней назад +2

      Ok poor

    • @poopmachine71
      @poopmachine71 12 дней назад

      Brokie

  • @DJJ81
    @DJJ81 Месяц назад +2

    Best piece of car wisdom I ever got…. “You can’t necessarily HAVE too much horsepower. You can USE too much horsepower”. The problem rest between the seat and the pedals.

  • @swayde5226
    @swayde5226 26 дней назад +1

    It’s not the horsepower that will kill you. It’s suddenly coming to an abrupt stop

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 29 дней назад +1

    Lol, barrel rolls in a helo...and not having to go to the hospital afterward, that's a good day

  • @ernestoescobedo4908
    @ernestoescobedo4908 Месяц назад +8

    Thought you hated lambos

    • @ImShmizzed
      @ImShmizzed 29 дней назад +1

      What’s he going to do? Not drive it? It’s a free toy. Ya play with the free toy

  • @doobieblaze1628
    @doobieblaze1628 29 дней назад +1

    That sim is unreal!
    Congrats sir✌️❤️

  • @creativeprop540
    @creativeprop540 26 дней назад +2

    The amount of people that are pissed off at Tom for making fun of poor people is hilarious to me. Did y’all forget that he’s a comedian? I’m poor as fuck (probably one of his poorest fans) and that shit was funny as hell.

  • @MiloDebuque
    @MiloDebuque 29 дней назад +1

    Opening track is Hooligang by Joey Valence and Brea FYI. Punk Tactics is a bangin' album! New one out next month.

  • @SurlySX
    @SurlySX 25 дней назад

    any sim racing content is appreciated!

  • @ThomasTk30
    @ThomasTk30 27 дней назад +1

    Congratulations Tom. You win at life brother , well earned .

  • @allanjim3
    @allanjim3 29 дней назад +2

    These are awesome! They let me know just how hard I’m gonna be balling if I ever win Powerball!! 🔥💀🔥

  • @CocaLaRock
    @CocaLaRock 28 дней назад +1

    Beyond excited to see you when you come to Bangor June 14th!

  • @codyhendricks5825
    @codyhendricks5825 26 дней назад +1

    love the joey and brae background music

  • @travisantcliff458
    @travisantcliff458 23 дня назад

    Your happy and it's awesome! Keep it up!

  • @yazroque
    @yazroque 23 дня назад +1

    I love that we are seeing more of Tommy on RUclips 😍

  • @jessethog7089
    @jessethog7089 29 дней назад +5

    I Valet Tom's car once, he was so cool to us.

  • @tbaby1317
    @tbaby1317 24 дня назад +1

    Somehow.. my wife and I managed to keep our dog.. throughout my sons entire first year of life. 70lbs doodle.. doesn’t know how good he’s got it 😂

  • @kristoferfc6525
    @kristoferfc6525 25 дней назад +1

    I love that you're not poor, nice edits jeans

  • @jerryrivera2712
    @jerryrivera2712 28 дней назад

    Joey V and Brae on the music is absolutely nuts! They on their way up!

  • @pint_size_crawler
    @pint_size_crawler 26 дней назад +1

    Jesus Christ podium killed it!! So sick!!

  • @iSmoker57
    @iSmoker57 26 дней назад +2

    You should do the Gunball3000 Rally

  • @orlandocarsandcoffee
    @orlandocarsandcoffee 24 дня назад +1

    It’s always spicy in a Lamborghini

  • @dntgvafuk89
    @dntgvafuk89 29 дней назад +2

    I need a longer vid damn it

  • @50yroldgrom
    @50yroldgrom 29 дней назад +1

    Pretty sick, you can get your Bill Burr on in the chopper

  • @ivankaseljanka
    @ivankaseljanka 28 дней назад +1

    Faith no more song "Midlife crisis" comes to mind while watching this 😅 😂

    • @rlm4471
      @rlm4471 25 дней назад

      Tom has always been into cars, so not really a midlife thing.

    • @ivankaseljanka
      @ivankaseljanka 24 дня назад

      @@rlm4471 It's not the cars, it's the attitude.. listen to that song lyrics

  • @mattlars89
    @mattlars89 Месяц назад +1

    Very cool stuff Tom :) That McLaren sounded wild

    • @podium1racing
      @podium1racing 29 дней назад

      It’s incredible. The titanium exhaust, catless down pipes and the tune (among other things) makes it sound so good. The flames that clap out are amazing lol.

  • @mhlockyer709
    @mhlockyer709 29 дней назад +2

    Mommies 👖 are drying up watching this lol.

  • @AstralTranzient
    @AstralTranzient 29 дней назад +1

    Christina's meow is gonna be as dry as the frikken Sahara when Tom gets in that VR sim for the first time at home! Shit's rad if you ask me but you know how the broads get. Keep featherin' it, brother!

  • @yucaprieta7990
    @yucaprieta7990 28 дней назад +1

    this is what work hard to achieve dreams, then play hard looks like ! amazing, muchas bendiciones para ti y tu familia !!! video muy epico, ese setup del juego super epico and the cars ufff even better !

  • @brentrothery2419
    @brentrothery2419 29 дней назад

    This was insane! I am so jealous of Tim

  • @LamboDEB1
    @LamboDEB1 26 дней назад +1

    YYYEESSS MORE CAR STUFF

  • @asphaltannihilator157
    @asphaltannihilator157 28 дней назад +1

    Remember like 15 years ago when this dude was a comedian

  • @GP_Frog
    @GP_Frog 27 дней назад +1

    Cristina is going to be pumped 😂

  • @CuanZ
    @CuanZ 3 часа назад

    Even the houses he was driving past were insanely wealthy

  • @mortenberg2897
    @mortenberg2897 29 дней назад

    Nice to see jean taking some time to enjoy life 😊

  • @stuwest3653
    @stuwest3653 26 дней назад +1

    He is the typical supercar owner.

  • @NeRdJaHsUdEd
    @NeRdJaHsUdEd 28 дней назад +1

    Ngl Tom should do American Top Gear

  • @jasons1148
    @jasons1148 28 дней назад +1

    So Tom , when is the new computer rig being delivered to your house ?

  • @janeviolet207
    @janeviolet207 Месяц назад

    Amazing music choice :) good job boys!

  • @716tg3
    @716tg3 27 дней назад +1

    Toms son - now can we pls get a TOYOTA ?!

  • @tylerwildman7119
    @tylerwildman7119 26 дней назад +2

    Tom is the man! Love this guy! Also like to see all the people crying because there too lazy to get off the ass and go make something of themselves. It's just easy to cry about other people doing well for themselves. I love seeing everyone around me doing good. You can learn from them. Absorb the knowledge and apply it to your own life!

  • @brycemooreguitar
    @brycemooreguitar 26 дней назад +1

    Im starting to think tom needs to tell us where he hid the bodys

  • @joshcannaday6690
    @joshcannaday6690 25 дней назад

    You have to do some kind of car pod!!

  • @dillonchamberlain
    @dillonchamberlain 29 дней назад +1

    Podium 1 gave him a lease and a key

  • @Mickey_Valentine
    @Mickey_Valentine 25 дней назад

    That run the jewels loop 😊😊😊 10/10

  • @Cmart50
    @Cmart50 27 дней назад +1

    i would race F1 all day on that sim, awesome.

  • @JohnDoe-mn3jn
    @JohnDoe-mn3jn 27 дней назад +3

    Thank you, so so much for sharing this with us poors. 🙏

  • @Driven-Productions
    @Driven-Productions 26 дней назад +1

    Awesome. P1 is doing big things

  • @thinglizzy0405
    @thinglizzy0405 26 дней назад

    This is so freaking sick!

  • @JColeJ97
    @JColeJ97 27 дней назад +2

    Wow this guy must be loaded with cash

  • @telecasteroil
    @telecasteroil Месяц назад +1

    That first turn at Laguna Seca.
    Am I right ,lol

  • @owenhasty3482
    @owenhasty3482 Месяц назад +2

    hope i see tom in iracing now

  • @michaelroush2433
    @michaelroush2433 29 дней назад

    Hearing Joey Valences music on this video made my day! Hate from iowa! 🤙

  • @jacobmiller9219
    @jacobmiller9219 28 дней назад +1

    I really enjoyed watching this ad. For real for real

  • @weseeyoualexander
    @weseeyoualexander 26 дней назад +2

    Happy to see Tom climb to the top, then flex. Please, keep sharing your hobbies and drowning out the salty poors with more HP. There's plenty of other poors who are enjoying the shine.

    • @rlm4471
      @rlm4471 25 дней назад

      The flexing part isn't really necessary.

    • @weseeyoualexander
      @weseeyoualexander 25 дней назад

      @@rlm4471 to that I question where's the harm, other than your feelings?

    • @rlm4471
      @rlm4471 24 дня назад +2

      @@weseeyoualexander It contributes to a culture of materialism that keeps people chasing after things that don't actually make them happy.

    • @weseeyoualexander
      @weseeyoualexander 24 дня назад

      @@rlm4471 you don't have to like everything that makes certain people happy. He's sharing his joys of success and networking. I think that's rad. 👋

  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf Месяц назад +8

    Why tf was I still subscribed to this channel lol, bye

  • @xDPx-zh7vr
    @xDPx-zh7vr 29 дней назад +1

    You kill it so much in comedy that ppl hand you 1000hp McLaren's. Now that's baller status. Just checked the tour dates and you need to come closer to L.A.! Coachella is 2 1/2hrs away bro!!!

  • @BrouwerPower
    @BrouwerPower 25 дней назад

    Yessss Tom....more car content please....🎉