With all these extra charges on the bill, how do you figure out who’s paying?

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  • Опубликовано: 4 апр 2024
  • With all these extra charges on the bill, how do you figure out who’s paying?
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Комментарии • 70

  • @SocialistBoomer
    @SocialistBoomer 2 месяца назад +66

    “How about the bill take another lap!” 😂😂😂

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 2 месяца назад +3

      That was so relatable. In groups we often get the bills separate now to avoid issues.

    • @user-mq2pg5dp8i
      @user-mq2pg5dp8i 2 месяца назад +1

      Lol

    • @CorwynBanks
      @CorwynBanks 18 дней назад

      Lol I'm crying 😂😅 to funny

  • @thelastdragon5551
    @thelastdragon5551 2 месяца назад +32

    “You cheap bastard.”
    The nerve of him to say that. 😅

  • @spiritualempress6691
    @spiritualempress6691 Месяц назад +11

    Ok fine you can leave the tip
    “You cheap bastard” 😂

  • @Elephant2024-wi2li
    @Elephant2024-wi2li 2 месяца назад +29

    So very relatable. That is the best comedy, which is rooted in real life. Thanks, Seb.

    • @maureent6800
      @maureent6800 2 месяца назад +2

      Yess thank u Sab, you are TOO FUNNY 😁 THANK U FLINT MI.😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @michaelsherron5750
    @michaelsherron5750 2 месяца назад +22

    "I don't think my chicken tenders were $700!"

  • @Ms._Purple_Apple
    @Ms._Purple_Apple 2 месяца назад +20

    That’s why I always ask for my own receipt, awkward but no confusion.

  • @antfolchiable
    @antfolchiable 2 месяца назад +11

    Preach brother......we've all been there.

  • @aronkelley8634
    @aronkelley8634 Месяц назад +4

    Grab front pocket when money is in the back pocket! 😂😂😂

  • @connieguenter5253
    @connieguenter5253 2 месяца назад +20

    Still so relevant

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 2 месяца назад +9

    I was in the Army and everybody always tried to get the bill to land on me like nope sorry TAKE ANOTHER LAP!

  • @nicolaslebrun3157
    @nicolaslebrun3157 2 месяца назад +7

    Sebastian Maniscalco gives me Adam Sandler vibes: at first glance a relatively straightforward comic for the masses - but on closer inspection actually a uniquely bizarre completely sui generis entertainer with a crazy angry rage lurking right underneath the surface. I bet this guy has incredible "serious" acting chops and in an alternarte universe would be the type of person people love to say how surprisingly good they were in so-and-so auteur's foray into comedic drama.

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Месяц назад +2

    Run It Through The Garden 😂. Change Out Your Cubes 🤣🤣

  • @kristnpmi2786
    @kristnpmi2786 2 месяца назад +4

    This is an older special but it's still relatable

  • @Abbygirl918
    @Abbygirl918 Месяц назад +2

    When going out to eat with a group, always ask for your separate bill, never include your food with everyone else’s that’s when it becomes confusing. I never put my food on someone else’s tab. I always ask for a separate bill.

  • @pittroadsixzeroseven
    @pittroadsixzeroseven 2 месяца назад +3

    This is why I say a separate bill lol

  • @kathyfowler7511
    @kathyfowler7511 Месяц назад +1

    2:29😂

  • @the1truth420
    @the1truth420 2 месяца назад +3

    Great bit

  • @bhepp344
    @bhepp344 2 месяца назад +2

    Spot on!

  • @sburris65
    @sburris65 2 месяца назад +5

    Since Sebastian ain't coming to Greenville SC...I'll go to Sebastian. Just got tickets for Charlotte NC. Is it September yet?

  • @baffledsquirrel2122
    @baffledsquirrel2122 2 месяца назад +1

    This guy is fucking hilarious 🤣 I love the door bell he the robbing a house with the guy who has a compound bow lol

  • @chickd8326
    @chickd8326 Месяц назад +1

    The best !!!!

  • @jennafah6497
    @jennafah6497 Месяц назад

    Confusion 😂 they all know what they had 😅

  • @banacek8675
    @banacek8675 Месяц назад +1

    There’s another dimension to this… when someone talks everyone’s ear off the entire night and brags about themselves arrogantly, is that guy MORE obligated to pick up the check? I believe he is.

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 2 месяца назад +4

    Lol 😆

  • @jackieb8265
    @jackieb8265 2 месяца назад +1

    SO TRUE

  • @mariarooney6262
    @mariarooney6262 2 месяца назад +1

    I never heard that one. Hilarious. So true. ❤️

  • @user-oj3wk3th7i
    @user-oj3wk3th7i Месяц назад

    The answers for the extra charges " greed "

  • @daeguman
    @daeguman 2 месяца назад +2

    I was at a place with two other guys. We agreed we'd split the bill three ways. When the food and a pitcher of beer arrived. One guy said he was hungry and went to town on the food. The other guy acted like he hadn't had anything to drink in days. I ended up with a bite or two of food and a glass of beer. I never went with them again.

    • @lynnraasakka
      @lynnraasakka 2 месяца назад +1

      Sounds like you need better friends 😅

    • @daeguman
      @daeguman 2 месяца назад +1

      @@lynnraasakka we worked at the same company. We went out after a company event. They worked at a different location. So I didn't know them.

  • @dmoney668
    @dmoney668 2 месяца назад +2

    654k? Should be 10M

  • @soulblack621
    @soulblack621 11 дней назад

    So true..when that bill comes things do get weird...I'm like I know damn well everyone here knows what they ordered and how much it cost🤣

  • @Liz-cmc313
    @Liz-cmc313 2 месяца назад +3

    😂😂😂

  • @adamsdailydriveway
    @adamsdailydriveway Месяц назад +1

    I need a big show with sabastian, bill burr, martin amini and Matt rife! That would be a sick sell out show!

  • @studiobencivengamarcusbenc5272
    @studiobencivengamarcusbenc5272 Месяц назад

    Your money's foreign ? 😂

  • @sizzlechest6070
    @sizzlechest6070 2 месяца назад +1

    This is exactly why I don’t dine with people.

  • @bretthardman4903
    @bretthardman4903 2 месяца назад

    Sebastian is hilarious!!! Listen to his podcast.

  • @norrisphillips4360
    @norrisphillips4360 2 месяца назад +1

    687$ short my head almost exploded!

  • @therealmulatto
    @therealmulatto 2 месяца назад

    Hilarious

  • @user-uu6nh7yl6b
    @user-uu6nh7yl6b 2 месяца назад +3

    😅😅😅

  • @NineballChris
    @NineballChris 2 месяца назад +8

    When i was younger. I was with a group of people of 7. The bill was like around $53 and i was last to get the bill. There was like $62 in there because the other 6 people put a tip in there as well. So when i got it, I thought the bill was covered and i did not know how much i put in there lol.

    • @jamesmprogers
      @jamesmprogers 2 месяца назад +2

      62 divided by 6 is $10, so put in $10?

  • @user-eo5ob2yo2l
    @user-eo5ob2yo2l 2 месяца назад +1

    When are you coming to Pittsburgh, Pa

  • @debbiezullo7056
    @debbiezullo7056 2 месяца назад +1

    I always ask for a separate bill or total. People are cheapskates!!!!❤

  • @totaltrinkets
    @totaltrinkets 2 месяца назад

    Please come up to Toronto do a show on CNE Grounds

  • @joannp5806
    @joannp5806 2 месяца назад

    I don't think my Chicken Tenders were $700😂

  • @rosiedevito3504
    @rosiedevito3504 2 месяца назад

    I am OLD but I've watched pod and show you and Pete do. Some over again. I prefer to just watch you and Pete without a special guest.
    Saw you in person last July and I enjoyed it. For me I'd come again but I'd need to be on stage with you to see it best. Well good luck to both of you and tell Pete he's super too.❤❤ 3:30

  • @phaedrabacker2004
    @phaedrabacker2004 2 месяца назад +1

    People are basically stingy.

  • @Skravla
    @Skravla 2 месяца назад +1

    Yeah the tippint in Smerica have alresdy been wierd its like another form of begging.

  • @MW-xm1rc
    @MW-xm1rc Месяц назад

    I like the government monthly charge to pay for cellphones for people who won’t get off their dead ass and go to work. It’s only fair!!

  • @speedingAtI94
    @speedingAtI94 2 месяца назад +1

    One audience is about to lay an egg.

  • @bobrocco1203
    @bobrocco1203 2 месяца назад +1

    People, he's joking!

  • @ourv9603
    @ourv9603 2 месяца назад +1

    A gentleman will ALWAYS pick up the tab.
    !

  • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
    @user-yo3vt7ft1p 2 месяца назад +1

    Love the guy.
    He was looking hot back then.

  • @fernandosalas8589
    @fernandosalas8589 2 месяца назад

    I did this with a couple of friends then was accused i didn't pay i was told weeks later i was upset. I did pay never again did group lunch. I keep my word!😤.

  • @pixiedust817
    @pixiedust817 2 месяца назад +8

    Damn his net worth is 40 million and the bill is taking another lap 😂

    • @Fhiggsy
      @Fhiggsy 2 месяца назад +2

      oh so your THAT person at the table😂…you don’t need to be rich to have decency 🥲

  • @dimitarkodzhabashev4567
    @dimitarkodzhabashev4567 2 месяца назад +1

    dude, shame on you, this is a 100 year old clip, aren't you ashamed to milk an old cow😪😪😪😪😫😫😫😫

  • @loveforeignaccents
    @loveforeignaccents 2 месяца назад +1

    Come on with this 12-year-old shit and post some stuff from your most recent tour.

  • @timothydoyle4122
    @timothydoyle4122 2 месяца назад

    this guy needs to go away

  • @lyndajamrozik4786
    @lyndajamrozik4786 2 месяца назад

    He’s too much
    Too intense - like over acting

  • @motorcity7137
    @motorcity7137 2 месяца назад

    Nick Di Paolo Lite. Nice hair dye

  • @janiebrossmann1178
    @janiebrossmann1178 2 месяца назад +2

    😂😂