Seeing Boobs for the First Time at Church (ft. Stavros Halkias) - High School Fails

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Stavros Halkias was about to get lucky -- until he threw up an array of Greek cuisine. #HighSchoolFails
    About High School Fails: Surviving High School is brutal, but talking about the moments we barely survived is brutally funny. In this coming of age series, comedians relive school picture day as they look back on themselves during their lowest point in life, High School. For those of us who fall behind in class, hand drawn animation brings their stories to cringe-inducing life.
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Комментарии • 313

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 года назад +1797

    Still got that thousand island stare.

    • @bigdog9894
      @bigdog9894 4 года назад +31

      REAL ONES KNOW😎

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 4 года назад +33

      @@bigdog9894 Shut up, you dust eating bug.

    • @ScipioWasHere
      @ScipioWasHere 3 года назад +27

      Blue cheese blue shield

    • @k4miko921
      @k4miko921 3 года назад +13

      you gotta dream to imagine

    • @godiebeard
      @godiebeard 3 года назад +13

      Get that checked out at the Mayo Clinic

  • @funghazi
    @funghazi 4 года назад +1472

    Hell yeah dude

  • @bluespy4050
    @bluespy4050 3 года назад +225

    *Stav fatly saunters towards you*
    "Hell yeah, dude"

  • @EnwardSnowman
    @EnwardSnowman 2 года назад +618

    I don't think you need to cut a professional comedian's dialogue twice during every sentence. He probably has a sense of cadence and pace that will suit the story just fine. God damn

    • @gandar54
      @gandar54 2 года назад +58

      right 10 seconds in and this doesnt even sound like Stavvy

    • @penguinjay
      @penguinjay 2 года назад +66

      agreed, they cut the part where he laughs his ass off at what he just said. So 0 stars basically. Bc I know it happened.

    • @TylerSmithMusic1
      @TylerSmithMusic1 2 года назад +1

      They do it for attention span

    • @MondoMurderface
      @MondoMurderface 2 года назад +5

      Yea, they made him sound like he just memorizes his lines and spits it out as fast as possible. The lamest comedian in the world basically.

    • @MoarCheeseBirb
      @MoarCheeseBirb 2 года назад

      It's unwatchable.

  • @tylerphillips503
    @tylerphillips503 4 года назад +716

    Even at a young age, Stavvy Baby was into young girls

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 4 года назад +46

      I like a girl with a long umbilical cord.

    • @sleepy_llt3307
      @sleepy_llt3307 4 года назад +5

      @@arempy5836 hell yeah

    • @TonyMacroni633
      @TonyMacroni633 3 года назад +3

      Lmaoooo😂😂😂 ohhh man I’m done

  • @alecrawson4895
    @alecrawson4895 4 года назад +620

    hey comedy central, youre aware that comedians can tell stories without you smash cutting after literally every sentence. jesus christ

    • @TonyMacroni633
      @TonyMacroni633 3 года назад +38

      Lmaoo just thinking that too!!! They literally zoom in and out after every sentence.

    • @G8tr1522
      @G8tr1522 3 года назад +85

      but how will my neurons fire dopamine

    • @binglebop5877
      @binglebop5877 3 года назад +41

      how will people know its a funny haha if they dont jumpcut every fourth of a second

    • @ClaydenLee
      @ClaydenLee 3 года назад +18

      You just explained to me the uneasy feeling I was getting from it and why I stopped watching, thanks

    • @elansleazebaganno
      @elansleazebaganno 3 года назад +5

      Just listen to the story lmao, it's better on your eyes and your don't lose any value from the video

  • @christopherchapman2493
    @christopherchapman2493 3 года назад +129

    " You have to get me out of prison Gromit"

  • @erroneous3493
    @erroneous3493 4 года назад +833

    and nick still hasn't been invited to do a comedy central special.

    • @fr2538
      @fr2538 4 года назад +331

      Hi I'm Nick Mullen and this is the time I said the n-word at a black panther screening!

    • @ericfraley7330
      @ericfraley7330 4 года назад +61

      Nick pretty much quit stand-up after the pateron took off

    • @0xcc32sys_err4
      @0xcc32sys_err4 4 года назад +36

      more like 5AM

    • @kyleweiss4803
      @kyleweiss4803 4 года назад +2

      Because none of them are funny, go figure

    • @0xcc32sys_err4
      @0xcc32sys_err4 4 года назад +50

      @@kyleweiss4803 still pulling in 40k a month tho

  • @alexbishop3860
    @alexbishop3860 4 года назад +287

    I’ve never seen somebody who looked more like a 70 year old man trapped in a 14 year olds body 🤣😭💀

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 4 года назад +31

      At first glance hes stereotypically repulsive; but he has a solid personality, and good delivery. (At least compared to Nick and Adam)

    • @EmitRemmus22
      @EmitRemmus22 4 года назад +16

      @@TheB00tyWarrior truly an example of how personality is everything. Even newly hot Nick is still Nick.

    • @kyleweiss4803
      @kyleweiss4803 4 года назад +2

      And still not funny

    • @briantruck2284
      @briantruck2284 3 года назад +1

      😆

    • @nickirmen6671
      @nickirmen6671 2 года назад +9

      @@TheB00tyWarrior He grows on you but he also mostly just grows

  • @jableshoward6572
    @jableshoward6572 4 года назад +272

    Sounds like a real Mario and Luigi type situation

  • @xanderfurash9938
    @xanderfurash9938 4 года назад +206

    Dangerous choice to wear a shirt with buttons but excellent content my man

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 2 года назад +2

      Dangerous dudes risking it all are the real scene brother

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 3 года назад +57

    If nick got one of these, he’d just start talking about how Chinatown made him racist

    • @N-A762
      @N-A762 2 года назад +2

      That would be funny

  • @alaricperez
    @alaricperez 4 года назад +159

    Hell yeah, dude

  • @raddishtt
    @raddishtt 3 года назад +67

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard stav talk before, the human laugh tracks speaks. Interesting story stavvybabby

  • @RavioliCorleone1
    @RavioliCorleone1 4 года назад +89

    a cupcake and a candybar

  • @TheeAccountable
    @TheeAccountable 3 года назад +27

    That one button is holding back the force of a thousand rhinos

  • @zblackburnnn352
    @zblackburnnn352 4 года назад +126

    Dream to imagine

  • @outtasightouttamind6263
    @outtasightouttamind6263 4 года назад +92

    Adam's cousin should be on next

  • @tomar4209
    @tomar4209 3 года назад +13

    Nobody knows that this “girl” was a gyro he grabbed at the party

    • @JustinPogue
      @JustinPogue 2 года назад

      It had nice breasts at least, from what I've heard.

  • @AngelA-qj4jx
    @AngelA-qj4jx 4 года назад +38

    Laughed my ass off like the top layer of brown guacamole lol

  • @theewario6455
    @theewario6455 4 года назад +40

    But the breakfast?

  • @pauljohnson2451
    @pauljohnson2451 3 года назад +42

    3:31 I like how he's greek but pronounces gyro wrong lol

    • @user-mb9rh2iz5l
      @user-mb9rh2iz5l 3 года назад +16

      he probably knows it's pronounced yeeros, but gyros is the pronunciation most people are familiar with

    • @MT-rw6ws
      @MT-rw6ws 2 года назад +3

      He pronounces his name wrong wdym

    • @DerWaidmann_
      @DerWaidmann_ 2 года назад

      He addressed that in CumTown he basically just says it that way cause it's normal

  • @jgrant8155
    @jgrant8155 4 года назад +82

    need to see a full stavvy set so bad. the man is a gem

  • @HighMarshalBiggusDickus
    @HighMarshalBiggusDickus 3 года назад +76

    See, gentlemen. Stavros gave respect to get respect. Its the economy of respect. I also teach at the community college. Bidnez 1$1.

  • @andrewjames4901
    @andrewjames4901 4 года назад +42

    More like 5am, jk the breakfast tho haha, folgers.

  • @jonathanferraro1159
    @jonathanferraro1159 4 года назад +28

    This is so short cause they cut so much laughter. If you know stav then you know

  • @asdwaetd
    @asdwaetd 2 года назад +20

    stav has completely deluded himself into thinking he looked like brad pitt from troy when he was younger

  • @ManapuaMan
    @ManapuaMan 3 года назад +5

    Your Character is what you do when no one's looking. Just from this anecdote alone, Stavros is cool man.

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 4 года назад +26

    and I was like "Emiliooooooo"

  • @snakepine09
    @snakepine09 4 года назад +109

    YOOO STAV FROM CUMTOWN

  • @stevensmith1031
    @stevensmith1031 4 года назад +16

    A cupcake and a candy bar

  • @pricemitchellsystemtoon3288
    @pricemitchellsystemtoon3288 4 года назад +24

    he has the best voice for an animated character lowkey

    • @domuuuuu
      @domuuuuu 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Arw4KlfxHrs/видео.html

  • @MrDrivingFaster
    @MrDrivingFaster 2 года назад +19

    Stavros has a funny bone. He makes us laugh effortlessly. Haven’t seen such a great story teller since, Patrice O’Neil. He also delivers his own laugh track, in a Sam Kinison kinda way.

  • @JJ-in5df
    @JJ-in5df 4 года назад +34

    Give this man a show!

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 года назад +6

      💦🏙
      Starring
      🥚🐖, 🙋🏻‍♂️🦅, 🏳️‍🌈🐀

    • @mfats123
      @mfats123 2 года назад

      Stavvy solves your problems and cumtown

  • @DeathTrapProductions
    @DeathTrapProductions Год назад +1

    Stavros is a great storyteller and comedian. I look forward to watching everything he puts out. His special was GREAT.

  • @kitten-whisperer
    @kitten-whisperer 3 года назад +4

    Jesus christ the cuts

  • @zachhall5446
    @zachhall5446 4 года назад +54

    A real comedian

  • @randygarbrecht3185
    @randygarbrecht3185 3 года назад +8

    That backdrop made me nostalgic

  • @danielzagoriy7564
    @danielzagoriy7564 4 года назад +16

    Heyy you’re missing the same exact 2 front teeth I’m missing 😂

  • @sfperalta
    @sfperalta 3 года назад +7

    That's a great story! So many of us have been there or very near there.

  • @ako9212
    @ako9212 3 года назад +7

    This fricken video never showed up when I looked up Stavros on RUclips until today.

  • @lordkuso2710
    @lordkuso2710 2 года назад +1

    That's awesome dude

  • @zachhagan6239
    @zachhagan6239 3 года назад +7

    40 Jimmy Dean sandwiches

  • @robertminnis6540
    @robertminnis6540 2 года назад +1

    Glad he got his hair and teeth back lol

  • @Motoz77747
    @Motoz77747 2 года назад +1

    Always a banger of a story when the pink soap is involved

  • @KMcNally117
    @KMcNally117 4 года назад +20

    The shaved head look is best for Stav.

  • @Reunitepangea
    @Reunitepangea 2 года назад +5

    One of the greatest storytellers of our generation

  • @iamgates7679
    @iamgates7679 2 года назад +2

    You know Stavros is funny because this still works even though the editor crushed every word ..

    • @rossleeson8626
      @rossleeson8626 2 года назад

      It’s the same take just punching in and out he might speed it up a bit with the cuts

  • @LA-xc4tc
    @LA-xc4tc 2 года назад

    1:55
    Omfg idk why that makes me die or laughter
    That little dance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @papichefitup
    @papichefitup 4 года назад +6

    15 in 06 ! Dude looks over thirty

  • @darrendeedman4497
    @darrendeedman4497 Год назад

    Ahahahahaha. Best JRE guest

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 2 года назад +1

    imagine having no idea who Stav is, then seeing the title of this video and then the man in the thumbnail

  • @CaptainBeefheart90
    @CaptainBeefheart90 2 года назад +1

    The bottom button of that shirt is putting in serious work

  • @newthrash1221
    @newthrash1221 3 года назад +7

    He somehow still gained weight.

  • @friendoftheshow8117
    @friendoftheshow8117 2 года назад +1

    My boy Stavvy has been moving down in the world!

  • @k.s.5901
    @k.s.5901 3 года назад +1

    Hes about as Baltimore as it gets, teeth and all. Hell yeah dude

  • @ryanmurphy2089
    @ryanmurphy2089 3 года назад +3

    I’ll never understand why Comedy Central literally shows the punchline first

  • @Dsquaredforever
    @Dsquaredforever 2 года назад

    Man that outfit description, spot on bro.

  • @noggindude5012
    @noggindude5012 2 года назад +1

    Love Stav. cam't wait till his CC contract is up

  • @delanopilkerton2836
    @delanopilkerton2836 2 года назад

    B MORE BABY!!!!
    Shout out bro!!!!
    🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

  • @flexcrazyfun5109
    @flexcrazyfun5109 4 года назад +7

    A pretty decent bit... but the breakfast?

  • @tib7777
    @tib7777 2 года назад

    famous american spokesman for golden dawn stavvy baby

  • @jonmcclane7433
    @jonmcclane7433 Год назад +1

    Every Greek girl I ever knew definitely put out

  • @Thewavegodp
    @Thewavegodp 3 года назад +2

    😂😂😂😂 good times brother!! Congrats and continued success!!

  • @yungdash4852
    @yungdash4852 3 года назад +3

    BUT THE BREAKFAST

  • @730ap
    @730ap 2 года назад

    right when he started to list what he had to eat i was like *NNNOOO* !!!

  • @ThisIsWheelLife
    @ThisIsWheelLife 2 года назад

    Axe body spray had just hit the scene lol

  • @RoanElvis
    @RoanElvis 4 года назад +15

    Having an awful time where I can only get annoyed at the cuts instead of listening to the story x

  • @OctodadUnderstudy
    @OctodadUnderstudy 2 года назад +1

    Eating abandoned soap is definitely a stav move

  • @oatenweezy
    @oatenweezy 4 года назад +2

    Dudes rock

  • @Planktoon413
    @Planktoon413 4 года назад +3

    Slept king needs to be on here

  • @chomskyismyhomeboi3509
    @chomskyismyhomeboi3509 4 года назад +2

    StavvyBaby!!!! Only toothless ppl know good jokes

  • @brysonthomas8183
    @brysonthomas8183 4 года назад +6

    I love my son stavvy

  • @eternaldepression5659
    @eternaldepression5659 2 года назад

    "Respect man"

  • @zachhagan6239
    @zachhagan6239 3 года назад +1

    He should’ve taken her to the Richard Gere museum

  • @Enochulate88
    @Enochulate88 Год назад

    Soap mouth ... Lol

  • @OfficiallyMaidenless
    @OfficiallyMaidenless Год назад

    The jump cuts are really fucking me up. It's in fucking EVERYTHING these days

  • @willshogren1987
    @willshogren1987 4 года назад +2

    hell yeah dude

  • @HallvarBTW
    @HallvarBTW 2 года назад +1

    Dudes stay rocking

  • @apoolofwomen
    @apoolofwomen 2 года назад +1

    The first time after that five years was a forced physical.

  • @villegas24
    @villegas24 4 года назад +9

    We get it dude you are greek.

  • @SuperSenis
    @SuperSenis 2 года назад

    I forgot about how no one could call your parents when using dial-up. What a world we lived in!

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops 2 года назад

    Jesus Christ just hold on one shot for more than second

  • @travisbaudoin3876
    @travisbaudoin3876 3 года назад

    *intense cackle

  • @JayTX.
    @JayTX. 2 года назад

    This is how it goes for most of us it seems lol

  • @damiencharnoski7428
    @damiencharnoski7428 2 года назад

    All hail Shockwave

  • @starblue6tv
    @starblue6tv 3 года назад +1

    Hell yeah dude!

  • @KoRMaK1
    @KoRMaK1 4 года назад +1

    god damn i love this man

  • @ErnestLemmingway
    @ErnestLemmingway 4 года назад +4

    Damn, Islam was definitely right about women.

  • @aspiceronni4462
    @aspiceronni4462 2 года назад

    That's how it goes bro. For everyone.

  • @bodegacats8940
    @bodegacats8940 3 года назад +8

    I like stav better when I can't see him.

  • @mwa5704
    @mwa5704 4 года назад +3

    first time and last time.

  • @jewtubesucks666
    @jewtubesucks666 2 года назад

    Well here's to you Mrs. Robinson

  • @SynthiaVan
    @SynthiaVan 2 года назад

    I just never thought I'd see somebody talking about Greektown bmore, what up homie lol

  • @vyomesh1999
    @vyomesh1999 3 года назад

    stavros "it doesn't taste like bubblegum" halkias

  • @ska187
    @ska187 4 года назад

    Pontiac Boniville and Chinese Obama liked this very much.

  • @Mirrorverse1949
    @Mirrorverse1949 4 года назад +1

    Greets from Greece

  • @mattlangevin9167
    @mattlangevin9167 2 года назад

    Only the coolest kids got the Lazer background..

  • @NotSimonL
    @NotSimonL 2 года назад +1

    Comedy Central: why not plug the podcast at least in the description? Probably never would have made this video without Cumtown

  • @piusukiri
    @piusukiri 4 года назад

    This video definitely got supressed