Clarksons Farm 2 - Gerald Being Gerald

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  • @frasergibson5763
    @frasergibson5763 7 месяцев назад +533

    Gerald is easier to understand when he’s drinking than when he’s not 😂

  • @richardgiles2484
    @richardgiles2484 Год назад +795

    I'd pay good money to see G in a police interview. Bet they'd send him home after five minutes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jujitsusti7719
      @jujitsusti7719 Год назад +14

      Lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheAslakVind
      @TheAslakVind Год назад +10

      And he will NOT leave!

    • @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff
      @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff Год назад +5

      He'd take one look at the too detectives and go ... 'Jesus fuckin Christ'

    • @thatchoirgirl94
      @thatchoirgirl94 4 месяца назад +6

      They'd understand him if it's local and he'd get questioned by an older police officer.

    • @richardgiles2484
      @richardgiles2484 4 месяца назад +1

      @@thatchoirgirl94 I'd forgotten how funny this was 🤣🤣

  • @chriscreighton1480
    @chriscreighton1480 Год назад +399

    If you want to keep a secret ....... tell Gerald

    • @Gamersnake-ow2we
      @Gamersnake-ow2we 11 месяцев назад +1

      LOL

    • @VictorMaxol
      @VictorMaxol 4 дня назад

      The computer to crack Gerald's secrets has been around for nearly a decade.

  • @jacobrumens9601
    @jacobrumens9601 Год назад +715

    Gerald is a national treasure.

  • @trevorsmith8487
    @trevorsmith8487 Год назад +191

    Clarkson: 'wise words' 😂😂

  • @stratpluslover8391
    @stratpluslover8391 Год назад +343

    Gerald just waffles on about any old stuff and I can't understand a word but I can honestly say he makes me laugh so hard what a fella 🤣

    • @Kiwionwing
      @Kiwionwing Год назад +6

      You don't speak West County

    • @doris.from.pinner
      @doris.from.pinner Год назад +17

      He speaks a lot of sense if you understand his accent.

    • @GoogleUser-yj1wy
      @GoogleUser-yj1wy Год назад +5

      Clarkson looks such a knob in his giant tractor

    • @Kiwionwing
      @Kiwionwing Год назад

      @@GoogleUser-yj1wy well he saved money buying this tractor
      And if he gets equipment for the size of farm and tractor he would save more

    • @danielpitt7347
      @danielpitt7347 Год назад

      I never understood a word you've just said🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hinlam253
    @hinlam253 Год назад +204

    I watch it with subtitles in a foreign language, whenever Gerald speaks there’s no subtitle, funny how even translators have given up 😂

    • @brettretief7133
      @brettretief7133 2 месяца назад

      Hahahaha😂

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 7 дней назад

      Should've just grabbed Kaleb, translate from him, then get someone from deep in rural to do your subtitles

  • @warhammer90000
    @warhammer90000 Год назад +69

    always cracks me up when Jeremy calls him G-DOG

  • @minitrundle
    @minitrundle Год назад +137

    Gerald is the only one in history to make more sense when hes been drinking. haha

    • @borris3768
      @borris3768 Год назад +4

      No it's actually very common. Statistically 1/10 people globally are more easier to understand when they are drunk

    • @samu4176
      @samu4176 3 месяца назад

      @@borris3768 me honestly my english gets better when i am drunk

  • @chopsuey--
    @chopsuey-- 2 месяца назад +19

    Gerald yelling into the walkie talkie right in front of Jeremy is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life

  • @deepfiix
    @deepfiix Год назад +221

    I can understand every word Gerald says after I've had about 7 pints

    • @splitterflipper
      @splitterflipper  Год назад +8

      🤣

    • @charlestaylor8566
      @charlestaylor8566 Год назад +11

      Of Hawkstones lager I hope 😊

    • @InteloPL
      @InteloPL Год назад +1

      Maybe that's his natural state, speach wise at least.

    • @DesertFernweh
      @DesertFernweh Год назад +2

      Took a fat J for me, but ya I can understand him fine now.

  • @Biscuitboy96
    @Biscuitboy96 Год назад +89

    My favourite bit was when he said [intelligible]

  • @scotthambling2667
    @scotthambling2667 22 дня назад +10

    He reminds me of that village in hot fuss where they have to translate through 3 people to understand 😭😭🤣

  • @mastercontrol469
    @mastercontrol469 3 месяца назад +29

    I want Gerald as my sat Nav voice.

  • @kmexx8285
    @kmexx8285 Год назад +38

    "Wise words"🤣

  • @rnichol22
    @rnichol22 Год назад +42

    Clarkson is a genius when it comes to cast etc

  • @stijnvandamme76
    @stijnvandamme76 Год назад +31

    Jezza getting told over over the radio while he is standing right in front of him

  • @davidrenton
    @davidrenton Год назад +134

    we need a Gerald, Caleb Grand Tour special across the Sahara, i can just imagine May and Hammond having to share a tent with them

    • @MrBond249
      @MrBond249 Год назад +15

      A Clarkson's Farm Grand Tour crossover would be amazing.

    • @Wassup-Doc
      @Wassup-Doc 17 дней назад

      Great idea !

    • @Wassup-Doc
      @Wassup-Doc 17 дней назад +1

      Let's make it farm vehicles only as well

    • @bobosaurus331
      @bobosaurus331 3 дня назад

      That sounds incredible but it’s also really unlikely

    • @sdHansy
      @sdHansy 2 дня назад

      no caleb. hes too punchable

  • @avonmouthfitter2545
    @avonmouthfitter2545 Год назад +34

    Best show for a long long time .... bravo clarkson

  • @kathywilliams9672
    @kathywilliams9672 Год назад +62

    Gerald is adorable

  • @Currie01
    @Currie01 17 дней назад +11

    Gerald had a conversation with cancer and cancer gave up completely.

    • @stumetallicafan
      @stumetallicafan 9 дней назад

      He's been diagnosed with prostate cancer sadly .

    • @BossmanFtheworld
      @BossmanFtheworld 9 дней назад +3

      @@stumetallicafan in the last episode he said he was all clear

    • @bobosaurus331
      @bobosaurus331 3 дня назад

      @@stumetallicafanThat’s the point

  • @Rycoon3223
    @Rycoon3223 Год назад +29

    The man. The legend, The *incomprehensible* of Clarksons *incomprehensible*

  • @TheAslakVind
    @TheAslakVind Год назад +50

    I love to see, how attached Jeremy has become to these two lads. Who wants nothing more than to help!

  • @ReleaseMyElephant
    @ReleaseMyElephant Год назад +29

    I've discovered that if I play this video in one room and walk into another room, I am able to pick up 2 words out of every 25 that Gerald speaks. And i'm pretty sure this man is speaking volumes of wisdom.

  • @dricci658
    @dricci658 Год назад +27

    He knows what he means . And we all agree 👍 💯 🙌 👌

  • @stephenholmes1036
    @stephenholmes1036 2 месяца назад +7

    If you only knew him, He's as genuine as they come.

  • @HrRezpatex
    @HrRezpatex Год назад +12

    lol
    The great understanding between Gerald and Clarkson is my favourite part.

  • @Stickleback
    @Stickleback Месяц назад +4

    Good old Gerald, everyone needs a friend like Gerald in our lives.

  • @nodafy
    @nodafy 2 месяца назад +6

    God bless this man. Hope he's well

  • @nathannaccache4925
    @nathannaccache4925 Год назад +46

    For geralds defence: A session beer is a beer with less alcohol

    • @JamieRambles
      @JamieRambles Год назад

      I get that. I used to prefer to drink more for longer rather than get bladdered in 3.

  • @robdog7915
    @robdog7915 3 месяца назад +5

    The 'G -Dog" love him here in the states also!!#1 ..experienced beer taster-world class!! (pickled onions)

  • @nickrider5220
    @nickrider5220 Год назад +11

    I'm going to try listening to Gerald whilst drunk....I think he'll make perfect sense !! Great character 🙂

  • @liamgreig8393
    @liamgreig8393 Год назад +23

    We love Gerald

  • @misterberns9306
    @misterberns9306 Год назад +17

    What I would do to sit down and get absolutely trollied with Gerald. He is the best example of an English country side gentleman.

  • @hughmuir3063
    @hughmuir3063 4 дня назад

    It's great hearing Gerald. He is a true character.

  • @someone2506
    @someone2506 10 месяцев назад +10

    In my mind the old pictures scene continued further to his earlier childhood photos - and he's rocking the same moustache high school, kindergarten... A mumbling mustachioed toddler riding a mini pedal-driven tractor 😂

  • @FordTransitvan
    @FordTransitvan Год назад +8

    Totally agree with all he said, whatever it was.

  • @paulross2914
    @paulross2914 Год назад +19

    Gerald is class

  • @adamharrison7580
    @adamharrison7580 3 месяца назад +3

    I've revisited this video, and more specifically the imfamous hedge scene more times than I'd care to admit. The fact the most understandable thing he said during 2 seasons was "Jesus fucking Christ" is just unparalled humour. This season helped me through some dark times of late, cheers for sharing and god bless. x

  • @stevepeachey5611
    @stevepeachey5611 Год назад +24

    Get Gerald in to Parliment

  • @thomaspickard4138
    @thomaspickard4138 Год назад +7

    The big G dog is the MAN! 💪🏻😂

  • @outerheaven8797
    @outerheaven8797 Год назад +7

    Gerald quotes..."if you was a pigeon that cut it carpet" or something lol....(yeah I have no idea what it means either) 😂😂

  • @mra4255
    @mra4255 11 месяцев назад +3

    2:50 A few satisfied lip smacks then a quiet "mmm" then the look on Jeremy's face like "Yess Gerald, and!?" 😂

  • @MashabaZA
    @MashabaZA 25 дней назад +3

    Wishing Gerald all the best

  • @shazie131
    @shazie131 Год назад +6

    I could watch these 3 everyday lol

  • @shaunyeo3349
    @shaunyeo3349 Год назад +5

    Hah, what does he say about if you was a pigeon you'd be cutting carpet??? Lol, legend.

  • @mcpeakpw
    @mcpeakpw 18 дней назад +2

    If they get another farming award they should have Gerald give the acceptance speech.

  • @fadyNUFC
    @fadyNUFC Год назад +2

    Gerald is awesome 😂😂😂 and his words of wisdom omg(if one can even understand)😂😂😂❤❤❤ way above my pay grade 😂😂

  • @frazerguest2864
    @frazerguest2864 Год назад +10

    I speak English as a first language, and have done for over 40 years.
    Unfortunately I haven’t got a bloody clue what on earth Gerald is talking about.

    • @101steel4
      @101steel4 3 месяца назад +1

      I AM English, and can't understand him 😂

  • @ibelieve1468
    @ibelieve1468 Год назад +3

    He makes perfect sense, very wise words sir!

  • @Tiss382
    @Tiss382 Год назад +11

    Everyone listens but no-one understands. Makes the show

  • @lopez11711
    @lopez11711 4 месяца назад +3

    Gerald and Ozzy conversation would be legendary

  • @Deano4322
    @Deano4322 4 месяца назад +3

    At 5:36 I thought Gerald’s wife was going to speak exactly like him , like something out of the vicar of dibley .

  • @joffey1212
    @joffey1212 Год назад +7

    Gerald should get a job in the bbc they love bit of diversity

  • @jamesoconnor6328
    @jamesoconnor6328 18 часов назад

    "A pigeon cutting carpet" did I hear?😂

  • @mahcheeksajiglin6540
    @mahcheeksajiglin6540 2 месяца назад +2

    I’m understanding about 1 outta 7 words from this guy lol

  • @InfernalPasquale
    @InfernalPasquale 2 месяца назад +1

    Football is gallantry, camaraderie, and fraternity combined

  • @richardsue1
    @richardsue1 Год назад +5

    He’s brilliant 👍

  • @dienik512
    @dienik512 8 месяцев назад +3

    Gerald is like a british Boomhauer

  • @MrDallman
    @MrDallman День назад

    I don’t understand what all the fuss is about…..I understand every word he is saying 🤓
    What a legend….

  • @alanrobertson3172
    @alanrobertson3172 Год назад +3

    These country folk stick together.

  • @Torana-gz5ls
    @Torana-gz5ls Месяц назад

    Loving the accents. 😀 Jeremy looks totally lost. Cheers from Australia.

  • @charlestaylor8566
    @charlestaylor8566 Год назад +6

    Now I know where Jezza is getting that big belly from ….his own beer 😊

  • @fermentedfruit
    @fermentedfruit Год назад +6

    gotta protect the G-Dog at all times

  • @ruppollock4392
    @ruppollock4392 Год назад +4

    Love Gerald, I seriously cannot understand a word he says.

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 2 месяца назад

      Amateur. I’m EASILY able to understand every 20th word or so.

  • @karamellkungend2444
    @karamellkungend2444 Год назад +8

    I know I understand Gerald perfectly somehow 😂

  • @FastRedAssassain
    @FastRedAssassain 4 месяца назад +1

    I would love to buy this guy a few beers.

  • @danielpitt7347
    @danielpitt7347 Год назад

    I love big g😂😂😂😂 I talk fast and people starting to say he is my father 😂

  • @57thorns
    @57thorns Год назад +40

    Gerald makes as much sense when he speaks on the radio as Clarkson does when he thinks.

  • @MrBond249
    @MrBond249 Год назад +1

    The world needs more of Gerald.

  • @vanzahn
    @vanzahn 3 дня назад

    Gerald is unique amongst humans in that the longer you hang out with him the harder he is to understand 🤔

  • @frazerguest2864
    @frazerguest2864 2 дня назад

    To be honest, Gerald speaks a lot more sense than most politicians.

  • @TMM6944
    @TMM6944 3 месяца назад

    Front on to the narrow - never in the history of words has this been said - Gerald is a legend.

  • @mitchellwright5478
    @mitchellwright5478 8 дней назад

    I quote Blazing Saddles
    “I’m particularly happy these young children we here to hear the words of Gabby Johnson, because not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage often not found in this modern day”
    Gabby Johnson’s response: Aradaghugg

  • @danielalexander8588
    @danielalexander8588 4 месяца назад

    What an absolute legend!

  • @kjm-ch7jc
    @kjm-ch7jc Год назад +2

    Like watching the late Benny Hill driving the tractor, drinking beer while working on a farm with machinery, accident waiting to happen.

  • @alexseals610
    @alexseals610 Год назад +1

    Gerald reminds me of that guy from the film waterboy 😂😂

  • @outoftownr3906
    @outoftownr3906 Год назад +9

    Gerald needs subtitles

  • @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff
    @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff 5 месяцев назад

    What we need is a Gerald & Boris Johnson talk show

  • @Calzone1997
    @Calzone1997 3 месяца назад +1

    He’s like the farmer from Hot Fuzz

  • @DublinDriftR33
    @DublinDriftR33 4 месяца назад

    Gerald is a legend ! don't argue

  • @007heaven
    @007heaven Год назад

    Awesome , 👌

  • @1Beetlegeuse
    @1Beetlegeuse Год назад +12

    Some say he can only be communicated with after 10 pints and you can usually find him mending fences around Chipping Norton.
    All we know is he's called The Stig!...

    • @stat1865
      @stat1865 Год назад +1

      The Stig speaks fluent Gerald

  • @incTG
    @incTG Год назад +1

    great editing mate👍thanks for making this

  • @AlrightThere
    @AlrightThere Год назад +1

    Gerald sounds like an extreme version of my Uncle so I can sort of understand most of it. He keeps going on about unrelated stuff haha

  • @pauljames6132
    @pauljames6132 Месяц назад

    i loved farmwork in aus.. and i think that gerald is a genius

  • @ilayohana3150
    @ilayohana3150 День назад

    Gerald is one of the only people whos easier to understand under alcohol

  • @ParcelOfRogue
    @ParcelOfRogue Год назад +1

    I didn't realise that the Wurzels had their supporters in Oxfordshire, where I live

  • @Olimar73
    @Olimar73 13 часов назад

    Gerald is the head of security, that's why everything he says on camera is encrypted

  • @shoazdon7000
    @shoazdon7000 25 дней назад

    The bit in the beginning is so funny, he was so disappointed

  • @filonsky
    @filonsky 6 месяцев назад

    I understood what he was saying, but i wasn't sober 😁

  • @toulow
    @toulow 22 дня назад

    The one time we can understand Gerald, is when he's in pure shock.

  • @dietznutz1
    @dietznutz1 Год назад +7

    I grew up on somerset and I can only understand 1/3 of what Gerald says

    • @fij715
      @fij715 Год назад

      Please do the subtitles

  • @lind104
    @lind104 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is one of the best series ever, all characters in it are so funny and the best thing natural. And Jeremy is doing his best to bring farming into the limelight.

  • @adenahmed7731
    @adenahmed7731 Год назад +1

    “Ohh Jeremy” 😂😂😂

  • @markeyhendrix
    @markeyhendrix 3 месяца назад

    Gerald should do stand up or have his own show. Reminds me of Gabby Johnson in blazing saddles 😅

  • @Paladonaldin
    @Paladonaldin 3 месяца назад +1

    1:13 - 1:40 Julius Caesar's first chat with an ancient Briton 55 BC

  • @moonliteX
    @moonliteX Месяц назад +1

    boomhauer irl

  • @schwarzerregen9338
    @schwarzerregen9338 8 дней назад

    Gerald reminds me of the Cajun guy in overalls from Waterboy

  • @adsyoffinch
    @adsyoffinch Год назад

    I like a session beer too because I like a lot of pints too Gerald!