Clarkson Tries His Own Beer I Clarkson's Farm I Season2

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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Комментарии • 537

  • @arvidgreat
    @arvidgreat Год назад +4799

    " It's a nice beer, that" Is the only sentence I can make out of Gerald in the entire series without text.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 Год назад +89

      Thetes a youtuber who dissects his dialect and adds subtitles to what he says. Surprisingly, once you have subtitles (or know in advance what he says) your brain will decipher it quite easily.

    • @kuva
      @kuva Год назад +9

      @@Svoorhout85 What youtuber

    • @superjimse
      @superjimse Год назад +11

      @kuva Jason Coulls

    • @darkySp
      @darkySp Год назад +14

      Funny, because I read the subtitles and I still can't unhear "It's a NOSE beer, that."

    • @neutro2353
      @neutro2353 11 месяцев назад +9

      Pub I work in is full of characters like him, sometimes they get so bladdered you just smile and nod at what they say (there's no chance of decyphering then) and wait for them to lose their train of thought and sit down

  • @ryla6320
    @ryla6320 10 месяцев назад +839

    Beer was so smooth, it smoothed out Gerald's english for a moment

  • @andrewcheng1998
    @andrewcheng1998 Год назад +3431

    Tbh jezza describes his beer to audience way more vividly than the expert with one sentence

    • @TrevorMoses312
      @TrevorMoses312 Год назад

      JC's "Hmm" and "Mmmm" are just right, the expert is just jerking off.

    • @hoklo6571
      @hoklo6571 Год назад +57

      wellness beer

    • @vorakijpunyashthiti2820
      @vorakijpunyashthiti2820 Год назад +113

      His genius is almost frightening.

    • @TheoPhilpot
      @TheoPhilpot Год назад +19

      spa beer

    • @rickwilliams967
      @rickwilliams967 10 месяцев назад +10

      That's always a bad sign when you have to explain why it's "good".

  • @Annabelle66633
    @Annabelle66633 Год назад +2984

    "If I’m honest, ricks lecture soon became a bit fuzzy🍺🥴"😂

    • @blitzcon9088
      @blitzcon9088 Год назад +34

      It's probably the hops

    • @tinamadzimure5648
      @tinamadzimure5648 Год назад +14

      What is he even saying😊😊😊

    • @artoodiitoo
      @artoodiitoo Год назад +7

      I hope James May doesn´t become fizzy from tasting it

  • @Adamz678
    @Adamz678 Год назад +2011

    We need a new series "Top Beer" where Jeremy, James, Hammond review beer across the world. lol

    • @josephmurphy742
      @josephmurphy742 Год назад +128

      That is actually a genius idea

    • @masternoob9673
      @masternoob9673 Год назад +15

      Perfect

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit Год назад +48

      I’d watch anything the three of them did together, but that would be absolutely amazing

    • @TH3L3G3ND
      @TH3L3G3ND Год назад +15

      Didn’t James get a lot of beer through his mail time on DriveTribe and he also has a Pub so they can do their reviews there also

    • @tanbenghooi86
      @tanbenghooi86 Год назад +3

      good idea u good sir !

  • @scorchma
    @scorchma Год назад +1141

    [Gerald Speaking Indistinctly]
    Clarkson: Wise words.
    :D

    • @artedrums
      @artedrums 10 месяцев назад +1

      Just wanted to say the same 😀😀😀

    • @margotrosendorn6371
      @margotrosendorn6371 8 месяцев назад +7

      Everything makes sense after enough pints...

    • @DEANO12345
      @DEANO12345 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@margotrosendorn6371😂😂😂

  • @Lau_wings
    @Lau_wings Год назад +2320

    Gerald is right about a session beer, you want a beer which goes down really easy that you can drink a lot of which is not super hoppy or complex.

  • @mr_earwig6477
    @mr_earwig6477 10 месяцев назад +150

    The look on the director's face at 2:20 kills me. Its somewhere laughter and "I can't believe this but should have expected it." 😂

    • @BigT5
      @BigT5 8 месяцев назад +10

      "Here we go again"

  • @jamiec4478
    @jamiec4478 Год назад +986

    The pint in the Range Rover cracks me up 🤣

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger Год назад +5

      I guess the English don't put much effort into enforcing open container laws?

    • @jamiec4478
      @jamiec4478 Год назад +99

      @@twotailedavenger he’s in a private car not out in public and obviously not driving

    • @fabiank485
      @fabiank485 Год назад +23

      ​@@twotailedavengerwhat?

    • @thatonecarguy3755
      @thatonecarguy3755 Год назад +18

      ⁠@@twotailedavengerLaws are different over there

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 Год назад +9

      You don't have a car pint?

  • @mrfashionguy1
    @mrfashionguy1 Год назад +172

    Gerald really is just this shows version of Boomhauer isn't he. God I love that man.

    • @GnomaPhobic
      @GnomaPhobic 11 месяцев назад +15

      I guess every country has a version of that guy somewhere out in the boonies.

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer Год назад +244

    Tonight on Top Beer:
    The fetus yells at me
    Gerald says... something
    And I annoy another producer

    • @JackFrost008
      @JackFrost008 10 месяцев назад +8

      Tonight on Top Beer ;)

    • @LoightaFluwid
      @LoightaFluwid 9 месяцев назад +15

      Tonoite on bottom beer:
      I pour 5 gallons of beer at the queen's funeral
      Hammond makes a special appearance and somehow drives a combine harvester staright to the A5
      and Gerald says wise words
      This week's bo'om gear is sponsored by Monsanto. Cause fook farming use corpo goods. Ery Noice

  • @TheBenNZ
    @TheBenNZ Год назад +631

    I love how the lady is just smiling as he scoffs it down 😂 1:50

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 Год назад +42

      What better compliment for a chef is there than scarfing the food down? My dad used to smile and point out we were quiet during dinner, knowing we obviously liked the food.

    • @PsicosisYT
      @PsicosisYT 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@Svoorhout85 Thats super sweet

  • @JohnSmith-rm2ht
    @JohnSmith-rm2ht Год назад +502

    [Gerald Speaking Indistinctly] 🤣

    • @miked4027
      @miked4027 Год назад +14

      It's difficult to understand Gerald when he's soba, let alone after a few pints of Hawkstone's.! ;-)

    • @andrewwynne6934
      @andrewwynne6934 Год назад +14

      Wise Words.

    • @Spitefire6
      @Spitefire6 Год назад +3

      ​@miked4027 my ex gf came from the Cotswolds, as it happens only a few miles from DS, and apparently he is far more translatable when you are a local😅 it took me 3 watches of his clips, and removal of subtitles to get an understanding! It was indeed wose words...

  • @suvechhabose7586
    @suvechhabose7586 2 года назад +288

    LMAO 🤣
    This is one of those funniest clips from season 2. What an amazing show. On that large bombshell,

  • @tomvesely4008
    @tomvesely4008 Год назад +316

    It's funny how they used multiple quick shots to make him look like he'd drank more😂

    • @RobKaiser_SQuest
      @RobKaiser_SQuest Год назад +97

      It goes unspoken but the editing has always been a big part of what makes Clarkson's shows so funny, he has a really well-rounded understanding of TV production

    • @danielvandam
      @danielvandam 7 месяцев назад +5

      @greglinski2208 are you sure? I do think he is quite an alcholic

  • @Mart77
    @Mart77 Год назад +65

    I want a T-Shirt with Gerald's face on it and a written quote "Pickled onions or something, like the adverb whatever it is, innit?"

    • @patrikbjornfot
      @patrikbjornfot Год назад

      Just go online and print it.. Google it its cheap

  • @GheGho
    @GheGho Год назад +35

    Jeremy is 100% right. If you are ever in Budapest, go to the beer spas. Unlimited lager on tap right next to you while you bathe in beer ingredients.

  • @kadeemeiland
    @kadeemeiland Год назад +182

    "it's quite good fun developing your own beer."
    "...yeah."
    🤣

  • @dubingis1221
    @dubingis1221 Год назад +29

    "we worked our way through the case" sounds like detective drama

  • @wallysprint
    @wallysprint Год назад +104

    "wise words... wise words.." XD XD

  • @kelvin8369
    @kelvin8369 Год назад +195

    If I’m honest, everything becomes fuzzy if you swallow that much beer 🤣🍺

  • @tesco-cs
    @tesco-cs Год назад +16

    "for me, its, its, its brilliant" Clarkson having the time of his life enjoying his own beer :D

  • @basketballjuice
    @basketballjuice 11 месяцев назад +207

    My American ass saw Clarkson drinking beer in the left side of a car and panicked

    • @lenney872
      @lenney872 10 месяцев назад +37

      My American ass saw clarkson drinking beer in the drivers seat and got excited

    • @LoightaFluwid
      @LoightaFluwid 9 месяцев назад

      @@lenney872 My American saw Clarkson's ass and got excited

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 5 месяцев назад

      Ha. Just remember that practice makes one better at everything.

    • @jasonslifer989
      @jasonslifer989 5 месяцев назад +11

      It's drunk crashers that give drunk drivers a bad name!

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 Год назад +35

    Love this, just kept drinking like a champ.

  • @akamiguelsanchez9985
    @akamiguelsanchez9985 11 месяцев назад +22

    Jezza’s beer belly makes so much sense now

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 9 месяцев назад

      Tbh it's really easy to get one for most males in particular, I've been skinny me whole life and I only weigh about 65 kg and I still have a bit of a beer gut because I enjoy beer so much. I don't even eat that much, or that many fats, but the beer seems to make up for all of it :D So I'm willing to cut Clarkson some slack, especially given the copious amounts of alcohol he's doubtlessly consumed in his life

  • @Joseph-mw2rl
    @Joseph-mw2rl Год назад +281

    I'm not native but I've learned English all my life and would be considered quite adept at it. But Gerald is the final boss for me

    • @arvidgreat
      @arvidgreat Год назад +3

      Same.

    • @Yimello
      @Yimello Год назад +32

      They do tend to cut up and edit different bits of him speaking to make it especially unintelligable.

    • @sonicmeerkat
      @sonicmeerkat Год назад +12

      @@Yimello honestly best gag of the show, usually i struggle with the fast talking deep scottish and irish accents but he manages to make me double take like the average southerner lol

    • @SeanSMST
      @SeanSMST Год назад +11

      The real final boss is the average Kerry farmer, they could be speaking english, irish or arabic, and it still makes little sense what they say.

    • @sniippiggydigg
      @sniippiggydigg 10 месяцев назад +3

      I'm from the West Country in England and he challenges me

  • @adam346
    @adam346 10 месяцев назад +5

    As a Canadian, I massively appreciate the subtitles.

  • @AlbinoFuzWolf
    @AlbinoFuzWolf 10 месяцев назад +13

    One of the weirdest parts of West Virginan culture is fully understanding these blokes old English :)

  • @MathiasGreenwalde
    @MathiasGreenwalde Год назад +11

    I like how gerald becomes more understandable the drunker he is.

  • @riverjao
    @riverjao 22 дня назад

    Gerald has me rolling and then J says "wise words" and I dang near double-over!

  • @George_Bland
    @George_Bland Год назад +87

    Can't believe Clarkson hasn't heard of session beer, thought he was a more of a drinker than that.

    • @griffins750
      @griffins750 Год назад +20

      No he was just too drunk to remember 😂

    • @TH3L3G3ND
      @TH3L3G3ND Год назад +10

      He just went a bit clumsy with the amount of beers he drank 😂

    • @FrontSideBus
      @FrontSideBus 11 месяцев назад +7

      He's a wine dot tbh.

    • @BenState
      @BenState 10 месяцев назад

      Its called class.

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 9 месяцев назад +8

      If you want someone off the former TG that actually properly enjoys beer, your best bet is May, the most blokey and down-to-earth of the three. Clarkson is a wine tw*t and Hammond prefers Brummie's ruin, as we all know
      "They weren't both full when I started" - Hammond
      "That's because, you'd already started" - May

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 11 месяцев назад +4

    😆 Jeremy is still funny. Thanks.

  • @peteranserin3708
    @peteranserin3708 Год назад +144

    Perhaps Ozzy can translate this clip.

    • @Sal-et6um
      @Sal-et6um Год назад +6

      i think even ozzyman will not be able to understand gerald

    • @julianius484
      @julianius484 Год назад +8

      ​@@Sal-et6umI think he meant Ozzy Osbourne

    • @Dennis19901
      @Dennis19901 Год назад +6

      Sharon should be able to understand this. She's an expert on thick British gibberish

    • @moonlion7047
      @moonlion7047 Год назад +1

      Lol Ozzy translation would be even more untranslatable and ozzyman would be just say Fk yeah.

  • @1NCUB1
    @1NCUB1 Год назад +154

    To be honest, it is a really good beer.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 Год назад +27

      It actually is, bought a case the other day. Very refreshing.

    • @JohnSmith-cs7jg
      @JohnSmith-cs7jg Год назад +1

      It really isn’t.

    • @vvoof2601
      @vvoof2601 Год назад +27

      @@JohnSmith-cs7jg Opinions mate.

    • @Lickwetcarrion
      @Lickwetcarrion Год назад +4

      @@JohnSmith-cs7jg You know taste is subjective right?

    • @xxDxxism
      @xxDxxism Год назад +3

      @@JohnSmith-cs7jgbro can’t accept different tastes

  • @AliHussain-fz7pd
    @AliHussain-fz7pd 6 месяцев назад +1

    “And then I was driven home by an extremely patient director”
    Proceeds to sip beer in the passenger seat 🤣

  • @Chris.starfleet
    @Chris.starfleet Год назад +5

    It's Sunday evening 20h16 and suddenly I have a craving for beer.

  • @gareth0412
    @gareth0412 8 месяцев назад +6

    Gerald sounds like a medieval peasant from a Monty python sketch

  • @Stekaren
    @Stekaren 11 месяцев назад +3

    The way he pronunces "SAMPLE at 0:30 sounding like an alcoholic lmfao funny guy jeremy clarkson

  • @franciscobizzaro
    @franciscobizzaro 8 месяцев назад +2

    The perfect short story. Watched this clip like 12 times

  • @dannyfrog
    @dannyfrog 10 месяцев назад +2

    That beer does look good. 😂

  • @randallnadeau1691
    @randallnadeau1691 10 месяцев назад +4

    All men think alike, very funny video

  • @mmendessadv
    @mmendessadv 3 месяца назад +1

    "Gerald speaking indistinctly" 😂

  • @Tazzquilizer
    @Tazzquilizer Год назад +8

    You always know things escalated when you see someone sitting in a car or walking down the sidewalk with a glass in his hand.

  • @keyvonandreas007
    @keyvonandreas007 8 месяцев назад +1

    He’s not even listening he’s just gulping down the beer like it’s water 😂

  • @richardjohnson8009
    @richardjohnson8009 11 месяцев назад +2

    lol yea thats pretty spot on, you got your spa beers then you got your session beers.

  • @kasperchristensen8416
    @kasperchristensen8416 Год назад +20

    It was beer o' clock when I began watching the video and it's beer o'clock again just as I finished it! Cheers from Denmark, ya crazy islanders 🍻

  • @BiggleVonDoofsnortIV
    @BiggleVonDoofsnortIV 24 дня назад

    Rick looks perpetually terrified and I can’t blame him

  • @despair268
    @despair268 Год назад +1

    I rewatched the Gerald part many times now and it just keeps getting funnier and funnier.

  • @pandabear4321gogo
    @pandabear4321gogo 10 месяцев назад +2

    [Gerald speaking indistinctly]

  • @Steanford
    @Steanford 11 месяцев назад +8

    God I absolutely love Jeremy. What a top man.

  • @mikebliss3153
    @mikebliss3153 Год назад +2

    "Alone Again Or" - Love
    Man, that has some deep memories for me. My middle school band director played trumpet with the band on occasion. Incredible.

    • @wammorrison1430
      @wammorrison1430 Год назад +1

      yeah rlly great tune, legendary album - well heard

  • @Xtreemo
    @Xtreemo Год назад +8

    I've literally burst my ass off laughing when Gerald was speaking indistinctly, lmao

  • @liamhemmings9039
    @liamhemmings9039 7 месяцев назад +1

    Greatest TV presenter of all time, ever.

  • @terminusest9179
    @terminusest9179 11 месяцев назад +3

    I had a laugh when I noticed jeremy kept drinking while the explanation was on and even when he got into the car.

  • @lcf34
    @lcf34 6 месяцев назад

    Best Director on Earth no doubt, what a fantastic footage.

  • @louiseturner9811
    @louiseturner9811 Год назад +2

    Jeremy getting very drunk.😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @PneumaticFrog
    @PneumaticFrog Год назад +2

    Classic British moment, they drink warm beer and are like "this is really really noice innit?

    • @benlowe1701
      @benlowe1701 11 месяцев назад +4

      The people who invented beer didn't have fridges.
      I'm sure fridge beer is very nice. But you shouldn't need fangled technology to make something people have been drinking for hundred of years taste nice. If you do, it's probably not very nice to begin with.

    • @MrAckers75
      @MrAckers75 8 месяцев назад

      Drinking cold beer just masks the garbage they make nowadays

  • @JacksonGuitarsPlayer03
    @JacksonGuitarsPlayer03 Год назад +4

    Ain’t nothin like a damn fine crispy beer 🍺

  • @raddockery9919
    @raddockery9919 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is so funny. As a homebrewer I do love this video 🍻😜

  • @Vineetrai-ts1oq
    @Vineetrai-ts1oq Год назад +1

    spa beer and reaction afterword got me 🤣🤣🤣🙃

  • @prashanthprakash554
    @prashanthprakash554 11 месяцев назад +1

    You scarily remind me of my imminent future Jezza ❤😂😂 not the success, just the beer and hops

  • @jrussell5243
    @jrussell5243 10 месяцев назад

    At this point, Clarkson's voice is every bit as iconic & universally known as David Attenborough's

  • @LeoPoisl
    @LeoPoisl 3 месяца назад

    - How many times did you watch this video?
    Me:
    - Yes

  • @peaty32
    @peaty32 2 месяца назад +1

    On tonight's program:
    Jeremy wants to do Gerald
    And the director says "yeah"

  • @KnightoftheLord1
    @KnightoftheLord1 5 месяцев назад +3

    I've tried his beer, it's nice. :)

  • @erickelly1323
    @erickelly1323 11 месяцев назад

    Jeremy just downing the beer, at the end. "Oh right we're in the middle of a show."

  • @rolfknappmann
    @rolfknappmann 11 месяцев назад +1

    I'm so glad me, with English as his second language, is not the only one who uses subtitles to understand Gerald... and even the subtitle person can't understand every word 😂

  • @domosrage5434
    @domosrage5434 2 месяца назад

    anyone gonna talk about how Jeremy spilled his beer in the last second of the video? lmao

  • @ciaranrooney1141
    @ciaranrooney1141 9 месяцев назад +1

    My man Gerrald always up for a good session of pints

  • @him050
    @him050 Год назад +17

    I can attest, it’s a REALLY nice lager.

  • @christophertobin5696
    @christophertobin5696 9 месяцев назад +1

    listening to Jeremy talk nonsense about beer while hearing the klinking noise of beer bottles in the background makes me giggle.

  • @holaco5697
    @holaco5697 2 месяца назад

    Rick's voice is the most British voice I've heard since a long time ago.

  • @styill
    @styill Год назад +11

    I'm from America and for half a second I forgot that cars in the U.K. have the driver sit on the right. 2:24

    • @akm7463
      @akm7463 3 месяца назад

      So did you thought jeremy was drinking and driving

  • @adamfull3181
    @adamfull3181 5 месяцев назад

    He’s just drinking it all
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TTTTTT-ix6tu
    @TTTTTT-ix6tu 26 дней назад

    Gerald is just charming in his way.

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight 11 месяцев назад +2

    Not a beer guy myself but I’d happily try his beer

  • @scallywag9392
    @scallywag9392 8 месяцев назад +1

    Damn Jeremy is such a tonic for this mundane world

  • @jkent9915
    @jkent9915 Год назад +2

    3:36 Well that very Hot Fuzz in the middle.

  • @pirate772009
    @pirate772009 Месяц назад

    Gerald is like the perfect combination of Boomhauer from King of the Hill and Farmer Fran from The Waterboy

  • @MichaelBradley1967
    @MichaelBradley1967 Год назад +32

    Do you suppose Gerald gets more comprehensible the more he drinks?

    • @davidodonovan4982
      @davidodonovan4982 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think Jeremy thinks if he drinks enough pints he might just be able to understand what Gerald's talking about.

  • @jansefran1752
    @jansefran1752 Год назад +2

    Jeremy is thirsty ... Wery thirsty. 🍺

  • @xerlon8111
    @xerlon8111 3 месяца назад

    that look into the camera of the director, haha😄

  • @robertaskew3677
    @robertaskew3677 5 месяцев назад

    They are all bloody brilliant

  • @MJsonniedee
    @MJsonniedee 10 месяцев назад +2

    What is the music that plays when he describes the Hawkstone

  • @anders4160
    @anders4160 11 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly that beer looked really good.

  • @latewizard301
    @latewizard301 Год назад +6

    i like reaaaally malty beer, like it feels like i'm chugging down pure malt extract!

  • @TheGammingPie
    @TheGammingPie Месяц назад

    GET THAT SHIPPED TO THE US NOWWW!!!! I want to try it so badly!

  • @matchc0635
    @matchc0635 Год назад +2

    I like how he literally just down 6+ pint of beer in an instant

  • @K1ngL3xusGaming
    @K1ngL3xusGaming 11 месяцев назад

    LOL! Clarkson loves his beer!

  • @cesaralarcon5228
    @cesaralarcon5228 Год назад +10

    And then we got the crew drinking

  • @rosscopcoltrain8059
    @rosscopcoltrain8059 9 месяцев назад

    Everybody needs an old mate, or a neighbour, like Gerald… 😂

  • @lolbando_8051
    @lolbando_8051 9 месяцев назад +1

    should have geralds quote on the beer bottles “its a nice beer that”

  • @cookiecola5852
    @cookiecola5852 10 месяцев назад

    Amazing how its easier to understand Gerald after he taken some bear xD

  • @oblivious5396
    @oblivious5396 8 месяцев назад

    He is absolutely chugging those Hawkstone beers.

  • @BassAsLeaders
    @BassAsLeaders Год назад +1

    Lmao he just didn't stop drinking

  • @yusufabdoolla5919
    @yusufabdoolla5919 9 месяцев назад

    Just finished watching the 4 episodes released from season 3 now I gotta wait till next Friday for new episodes

  • @zooziz5724
    @zooziz5724 9 месяцев назад

    I'm stealing that session beer idea :D I'll be going on session this weekend :D

  • @anon_ymous91
    @anon_ymous91 6 месяцев назад +1

    To be honest, hawkstone is ok. It's a bit bland and flavourless but its an easy drink. Not bad for a session beer on a warm day if you fancy a change.

  • @theseageek
    @theseageek 5 месяцев назад

    Lmao Gerald was more articulate while drinking beer 😂

  • @Tusuperbis
    @Tusuperbis 2 месяца назад +1

    Is Hawkstone beer available in the U.S.? Being of fan of Jeremy's for decades, i quite like to get a case of it and see what he's on about.