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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2023
  • Amazon Prime Clips from the New season 2 of Clarkson's Farm 2023
    All clips of the Legend Gerald :)
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  • @MERISI001
    @MERISI001 Год назад +180

    Gerald is a national treasure. The only man on television that no one can understand. We need more people in TV like him.

  • @joshvanderbij4891
    @joshvanderbij4891 23 дня назад +8

    Everytime i get a handle on Geralds speech he changes gears

  • @TheBladereddragon
    @TheBladereddragon Год назад +17

    Best show on the box by far.

  • @joffey1212
    @joffey1212 6 месяцев назад +24

    Not a clue what he says, but makes more sense than any politician

    • @gordondean2165
      @gordondean2165 4 месяца назад

      Certainly more sense than Clarkson

  • @lloydevans2900
    @lloydevans2900 3 месяца назад +16

    It actually makes more sense that hardly anyone can understand what Gerald is saying when you consider what his job title on the farm is: He's the head of security, so naturally whatever he has to say is encrypted. This is old school, entirely analogue encryption of course, which if anything makes it even more secure - even the most skilled hackers and most powerful computers would struggle to decode Gerald-speak.

  • @rachaelsas
    @rachaelsas Год назад +21

    I love the fact that the only time Gerald is even slightly intelligible is when he drinks beer! 😂😂😂

    • @ginjaedgy49
      @ginjaedgy49 Год назад +1

      i've seen people mention its edited alot of the time when he speaks to make it sound harder to hear. perhaps the beer scene is what he normally sounds like

  • @KBeMaybe
    @KBeMaybe 3 месяца назад +10

    CC often translates Gerald's monologues as "music". Gerald is a rare gem!

  • @TukikoTroy
    @TukikoTroy Год назад +25

    Series two is really showing up local planning boards for the vindictive corrupt entities they are.

    • @RobRandom
      @RobRandom  Год назад +6

      Yep, very personal reasons they use to attack Diddly

  • @SpaceBound-1
    @SpaceBound-1 11 дней назад +9

    I'm starting to understand Gerald.

  • @rozdoyle8872
    @rozdoyle8872 Год назад +18

    Jeremy is one lucky man to be welcomed in and be accepted by all those lovely ordinary down to earth people , it is probably the nicest period of his life , he is good for them and they are good for him and Chuck an Irish woman into the mix and they are all happy as pigs in shit. Lovely stuff.

  • @robinmabbott7334
    @robinmabbott7334 3 месяца назад +10

    It's hard when your chief of security speaks a different language . The look on Jeremys face when Gerald talks to him

  • @kimhartleywellywood
    @kimhartleywellywood Год назад +10

    Gerald you are awesome

  • @1981MJD
    @1981MJD Год назад +14

    The bit where gerald is shouting into a walkie talkie 6ft away from clarkson himself 🤣

  • @lovelyskull3483
    @lovelyskull3483 Год назад +10

    Gerald is one of the most lovely people on earth.

  • @glimmer289
    @glimmer289 6 месяцев назад +13

    So, I live in Spain, but originated from the UK. Spent the last 33 years in America. I thought - based on my history - that I could understand most English speakers. Then the head of security came along. My TV set here has close captaining based on speech to text technology, but sadly, even it gave up tonight. At one point it translated him as "music!"

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson2377 10 месяцев назад +16

    Well, all I got was that "a squirrel had stolen a helicopter and ram-raided the combine harvester, subsequently stealing the corn and taking Gerald hostage"

  • @neilsonlindsay1303
    @neilsonlindsay1303 Год назад +10

    Gerald should go on " Who wants to be a Millionaire" . It would be priceless!😁

  • @mycroftsanchez901
    @mycroftsanchez901 Год назад +9

    Kaleb's reaction to Gerald telling Jeremy off is pure gold!

  • @davidphillips2259
    @davidphillips2259 Год назад +10

    Gerald top man and very funny

  • @manslayer1972
    @manslayer1972 Год назад +15

    If there’s ever an audiobook I really hope Gerald narrates it!

    • @RobRandom
      @RobRandom  Год назад +2

      LMAO

    • @annhentaiuser6658
      @annhentaiuser6658 6 месяцев назад +1

      He better narrate Twilight to make the book at least tolerable to read.

  • @ashleyjackson8538
    @ashleyjackson8538 9 месяцев назад +7

    It’s a golden combination .

  • @henrikbergman5309
    @henrikbergman5309 11 месяцев назад +12

    English isn't my native language, but I understand a bit here and there. The more you listen, the more words I find. But it's not easy. Gerald is the unsung hero in this series.

    • @lqprimetime4169
      @lqprimetime4169 9 месяцев назад

      someone, or maybe it was an article i saw, once uploaded the first season breaking down what he's saying and it's weird how you then hear everything he's saying.
      And i still can't understand a lot of that accent after that.

  • @margaretmacmurray658
    @margaretmacmurray658 Год назад +8

    Gerald is a legend .

  • @jackmehoff1840
    @jackmehoff1840 2 месяца назад +8

    what a find, we would have never discovered Gerald if it wasnt for jeremy

  • @nev7711
    @nev7711 Год назад +6

    The world loves Gerald!!!👍

  • @russellmaxwell4677
    @russellmaxwell4677 4 месяца назад +4

    Gerald is brilliant.he is so funny, can’t help but laugh at him and i love clarksons farm. Simply brilliant

  • @mickhardstaff6605
    @mickhardstaff6605 Год назад +9

    Best show on TV ever 😅🤣

  • @gordondean2165
    @gordondean2165 4 месяца назад +11

    3:32 Only thing Gerald says that I can understand is when the orangutan ruins his hedge.

  • @leila5309
    @leila5309 11 месяцев назад +11

    gerald communicates like he's repeatedly hitting the suggested words on autocorrect

  • @margaretmacmurray658
    @margaretmacmurray658 Год назад +9

    Jeremy keep the good work work up .

  • @shaunchia9470
    @shaunchia9470 9 месяцев назад +11

    I’m starting to understand him

  • @chrisclarke8422
    @chrisclarke8422 3 месяца назад +8

    There are now online courses were fans can learn to become fluent in the language of Gerald. Drinking shedloads of Hawkstone is highly beneficial

  • @izzywatson979
    @izzywatson979 4 месяца назад +3

    Myself and my son have broken the Gerald language barrier. Top local and bless you bloke . Happy days mate xxx cyberhugs to you and yours xxx ❤

  • @thatchoirgirl94
    @thatchoirgirl94 Год назад +7

    Couldn't understand a single one of Gerald's words but what a character! 😂

  • @clarestorey1982
    @clarestorey1982 Год назад +8

    Jeremy needs to name one of his beers"session" beer😂😂😂👌he's so funny

  • @lincslad54
    @lincslad54 3 месяца назад +4

    The joy this gives.

  • @malstewart5633
    @malstewart5633 3 дня назад +2

    I wrote a song called Gerald years ago, the band said I was mumbling when singing,
    I realise now that I was channelling the real Gerald

  • @imamgueri4404
    @imamgueri4404 Год назад +3

    I love this show so much. It's so sincere so funny so authentic

  • @graemecarnegie7821
    @graemecarnegie7821 Год назад +4

    Gerald is a star and should have his own show!

  • @miked4027
    @miked4027 11 месяцев назад +5

    I'm in tears listening to Gerald, he's so damn funny. What on earth is he saying.

  • @fingerrs2581
    @fingerrs2581 3 месяца назад +4

    Who would have thought he'd be the best boss ever 🤘🇦🇺🍻

  • @edwindelfin6793
    @edwindelfin6793 10 месяцев назад +10

    Sounds like my uncle after 2 liters of brandy

  • @warricklawrence2057
    @warricklawrence2057 10 месяцев назад +10

    Hard to believe that this was filmed in England 😆 They only people I can understand is Clarkson and his wife . They should post subtitles😂😂😂Never mind the local football team, he needs to sponsor elocution lessons for the entire town🤣🤣🤣

  • @subjectunknown5098
    @subjectunknown5098 Год назад +8

    Ive been watching Gerald on Jeremy farms then I saw a clip of people speaking Klingon and I could understand it completely and fluently.

  • @Blagger3000
    @Blagger3000 4 месяца назад +13

    I understand that gerald has been hired by the Home Office to conduct English language lessons for immigrants. Perfect bloke to do it I’d say!

    • @eileenpritchard9154
      @eileenpritchard9154 4 месяца назад

      ABSOLUTELY BLOODY WONDERFUL. 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @mehentaldetectorists7064
    @mehentaldetectorists7064 Год назад +3

    Great show l think Gerald needs a bucket 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @mellano3
    @mellano3 22 дня назад +4

    WISE. WORDS.

  • @krycek1976
    @krycek1976 Год назад +4

    Love Gerald!

  • @shaunmartin6767
    @shaunmartin6767 8 месяцев назад +5

    The Ancient Celtic language still lives in the Cotswolds

  • @robdog7915
    @robdog7915 3 месяца назад +3

    I like the camaraderie..how they back each other up even if they fup..!

  • @reyjr3608
    @reyjr3608 Год назад +7

    Need subtitles special for Gerald, please..😄😆😅

  • @toby10bears21
    @toby10bears21 9 месяцев назад +6

    Lisa is a cutie-pie!!

  • @user-ru7yj2mm6g
    @user-ru7yj2mm6g 2 месяца назад +5

    I’m from Lancashire and can hear Gerald lound and clear. 😂

    • @Guille64
      @Guille64 Месяц назад

      You mean understand? Im from Spain and know your language better than you It seems.

  • @twwoody813
    @twwoody813 Год назад +8

    Only Kaleb understands Gerald.

  • @whatwhatyep
    @whatwhatyep Год назад +12

    Reminds me of my old neighbour from the Scottish Highlands. He used to chew my ears off for hours and I only understood about four or five words. F-in council, f-Inn druggies and f-in police.

  • @whammyman93
    @whammyman93 2 месяца назад +7

    "It's a nice beer that"

    • @Guille64
      @Guille64 Месяц назад

      Is It not well said?

  • @YXE00
    @YXE00 2 месяца назад +5

    That scene in Hot Fuzz... Holy Shit.

  • @poppypopper1646
    @poppypopper1646 Год назад +5

    He's actually talking sense, there are videos which give him subtitles

  • @Rockercaruthonyoutube
    @Rockercaruthonyoutube 10 месяцев назад +7

    Sounds like a conversation i tried to have with a nurse at the nursing home. Couldn.t understand a bloody word.!

  • @robleary3353
    @robleary3353 5 месяцев назад +2

    Brill! The new 'dynamic trio!' 🤣 Nuff said.....

  • @billbrooks4694
    @billbrooks4694 Год назад +9

    love the mullet

    • @InGrindWeCrust2010
      @InGrindWeCrust2010 Год назад

      And yet he didn't have one in the photo coaching in the '80s 🤣

  • @JacksonGuitarsPlayer03
    @JacksonGuitarsPlayer03 5 месяцев назад +8

    Boomhauer of the UK

  • @mdmelbourne6076
    @mdmelbourne6076 Год назад +4

    Funny stuff mate, was Gerald speaking English 😂😂, sounds like he’s got his own language 😂😂

    • @RobRandom
      @RobRandom  Год назад +1

      Defo his very own country lingo bro lol

  • @dianecoker-nu6mf
    @dianecoker-nu6mf Год назад +5

    Best thing I've seen. Keep going, next series please..

  • @TheLoneRangrrandPronto
    @TheLoneRangrrandPronto 9 месяцев назад +8

    Those hedge cutters are great but why don’t they make brushes to sweep thorns off the road I have had a huge thorn in a new car tyre yards out of town it was repaired. The hardest bike ride I know goes up and down the same hill a Sutton bank multiple times. I once went up the first hill they were sweeping it with brooms which was brilliant- I have never had a puncture and I started doing that ride in 1980. I wasn’t impressed when the Tour de France came and there were so many retirements- they are pros it’s only my hobby. I was told never to do it again in 2017 by the doctor even if I walked up the hills. My electric bike will do it but I have had a few electrical failures including melted wires but not on that moor thankfully!! Quarter of a penny a mile and no tax test insurance or registration perhaps I should buy one instead of converting ordinary bikes They are about £2500 as opposed to about £600 you would hope they were better 😂😂😂

  • @MrCocky73
    @MrCocky73 Год назад +2

    I'm actually in tears😅

  • @buddyschreizerden3611
    @buddyschreizerden3611 Год назад +9

    Tried at 0.75x speed... no luck

  • @PrenomNom-hx4nd
    @PrenomNom-hx4nd Год назад +6

    As a french i undestand all Gerald saiys.

  • @wendynikkel6953
    @wendynikkel6953 10 месяцев назад +2

    He’s awesome

  • @garethrevell5873
    @garethrevell5873 4 дня назад +2

    Wise Words 😂😂😂

  • @darrelcoleman961
    @darrelcoleman961 11 месяцев назад +2

    Agreed, Gerald👍

  • @bethvergara
    @bethvergara Год назад +3

    Hello new friend here from Philippines

  • @martinteece8983
    @martinteece8983 Год назад +8

    I can understand about 25 percent. Of Gerald the other 75 percent is me nodding along with what he says.

  • @GaryLaaks1
    @GaryLaaks1 Год назад +6

    I think only Geralds mother can understand that version of English.

  • @elaineweston1084
    @elaineweston1084 9 месяцев назад +4

    Lol am from Liverpool north west of England worked in Salisbury south west of England ,for such a small country we have totally different dialects, nobody could understand a word I said because I talk so quickly apparently haha

  • @lbethmaglangit2927
    @lbethmaglangit2927 Год назад

    Watching here from Philippines

  • @jamestrumble885
    @jamestrumble885 Год назад +1

    Can't wait.

  • @tlesgamer
    @tlesgamer 2 месяца назад +3

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 Legend

  • @Monkeyboy2457
    @Monkeyboy2457 5 месяцев назад +7

    Would love to see subtitles for Gerald.

    • @charlestaylor8566
      @charlestaylor8566 3 месяца назад

      The subtitle machine would say WTF is he saying 😊

  • @itsonlycapnkirk
    @itsonlycapnkirk 3 месяца назад +8

    I would love to know what language Gerald speaks but like Chinese, I am guessing it would be very difficult to learn !

  • @user-nl6ex9pe2u
    @user-nl6ex9pe2u 7 дней назад +3

    At least I don't do the subtitle translation when he speaks lol

  • @christianworthinton8000
    @christianworthinton8000 3 месяца назад +5

    Can't understand a bloody word! But something tell me he was pissed off! And I'm from Manchester!

  • @kennedymwale5772
    @kennedymwale5772 16 дней назад +1

    Not Gerald having the same moustache from since he was a toddler 😂

  • @user-rc1fi5gz6g
    @user-rc1fi5gz6g 7 месяцев назад +4

    That's how cheddar man talked

  • @tomg2217
    @tomg2217 3 месяца назад +6

    God 'elp me, the more I hear him the more I understand him.

  • @kennwan9917
    @kennwan9917 4 месяца назад +5

    Blokes basically Kenny from south park

  • @deanhawthorn5783
    @deanhawthorn5783 Год назад +6

    gerald.....is the best ever....vote gerald for pm

    • @RobRandom
      @RobRandom  Год назад +3

      YES :D or at least Foreign Office negotiations

  • @MrSimonw58
    @MrSimonw58 Год назад +3

    He makes sense actually

  • @angieontoy4836
    @angieontoy4836 Год назад

    Here sending love and support from beth vergara

  • @joeblogs5163
    @joeblogs5163 Год назад +3

    I think Mr G, swears a lot 😂😂😂

  • @mypointofview1111
    @mypointofview1111 Год назад +1

    As a confirmed townie even I know if your cutting a hedge on the side of the road you start from the lowest part of the hedge. That defines the ground from the rest of the hedge & you know what you're dealing with. Also less damage to the rest of the hedge

  • @gplr1882
    @gplr1882 7 месяцев назад +4

    It seems he says half words, his brother actually completes the words

  • @beatrix2966
    @beatrix2966 Год назад

    Hello sending love and support from beth vergara

  • @diggersdentysonu.k.m.d8813
    @diggersdentysonu.k.m.d8813 Год назад +2

    Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 yes rob

  • @dzsim1803
    @dzsim1803 Год назад +8

    Does his wife understand him? If she does she is the chosen one

  • @Instasamps
    @Instasamps 2 месяца назад +4

    I love Gerald

  • @bethvergara4th596
    @bethvergara4th596 Год назад +1

    Sending love and support from beth vergara

  • @steviedee8921
    @steviedee8921 7 месяцев назад +6

    I thought he was Kaleb's grandfather???

  • @maxwellmwanza5529
    @maxwellmwanza5529 Год назад

    Gerald 🤣

  • @collenmathebula2398
    @collenmathebula2398 8 месяцев назад +4

    Pickled onions