How to Beat the KILLER GATORS in "CRAWL" - Part 1
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If you made every wrong decision possible when a hurricane was hitting your home, what would you do?
In this How to Beat video, we’ll follow the Kellers, see if we can make better decisions, and ultimately attempt to beat the ALLIGATORS in, CRAWL. If you think you have a better way, let me know in the comments! If you like these how to beat videos, consider liking and subscribing.
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@Bru Br Dang bro you're so funny, So funny infact i forgot to laugh
A noose would end the movie quicker
Imagine sayin im racist and homophobic bru br
@@MiniBiased LOL YOU JUST ROASTED HIM
you forgot one thing: this takes place in florida, and every floridian is a superhuman who can easily beat a gator in any fight, and who can shrug off any hurricane damage.
That’s because everybody that lives in Florida is all whacked out on meth lol
You are thinking about russians
@@HitTheFloor16 no there was guy in Florida that pried open a gators mouth to save his dog a couple months ago
@@HitTheFloor16 Pretty sure Russians are like that but with vodka instead.
@@shuuuuushhshs2698 it was small but a gator nonetheless
Teacher : "You're the apex preadator"
Alligator : And I took that personally
As he should, gator is true apex predator
Nahhh dis is underrated
Lol how did this get this many likes 😂
Alligator: You've gone from Monkey, I haven't changed
😂😂
"cut the dead weight off, like the wife when she divorced him" god i died.
lmao yh
I said _"ooouughhh"_ audibly at that
Holy curd that was savage
Very true though. Feel bad for Haley and the wife. Haley got her genetics sabotaged and the wife had to put with moron for years. I mean who the fuck fixes plumbing for a house no is living in instead of evacuating for the hurricane?!
@@brendanworthington3888 ... probably me
That was cruel....
"a tornado might destroy a mobile home in Bumfuck, Missouri"
Me, sitting in my mobile home in Bumfuck, Kansas: "thank God, that was a close one"
Yep. I live in west bumfuck Oklahoma.
@@davidkilby1043 I'm in bumfuck Kentucky!
I live in Bombfuck Missouri, thank god he was referring to somewhere else
...you ever watch the Wizard of Oz? I wouldn't get to comfortable...
Oilfuck Texas for me
"aligators are deaf outside of water" *protagonist then gets caught and dragged away because the aligator HEARD her phone* the film cant even stick to its own crazy logic XD
Well that’s probably the whole movie. Just a big mess of inaccuracies. Otherwise, this movie wouldn’t even exist!
Well, no one said that Dave was correct to begin with
It felt the vibrations lol
Alligators are not deaf out of water
@@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844 they're not deaf in or out of the water yet according to the film they're deaf out of the water, only to have them hear the phone....out of water....defying their own logic
"They can climb trees and fences too"
Well thats a nightmare I never needed.
Me: *Climbs up a tree against an alligator*
Alligator: *Follows*
Me: *....Meows.*
@@demetriusprime1505 don’t. They prefer small prey.
I once saw a monitor lizard, which has a body similar to an alligator, climb up a FLAT WOODEN FENCE. Like there was literally no footholds
@@quinntastrophy4189 Not in this movie apparently and it was to call for help, help the cat in a tree lol
@@thedominatr1214 Aight I'm out *Fades away*
Movie: Tries to justify human outswimming aligator
Nerd explains: Amazing... every word you just said was wrong...
Try wrestling the crocoigator if you got Brazilian jujitsu and pro wrestling experience like me try using the triangle chokehold but you need to have strong metal tapes or use the dropkick if you're triple h or ray mysterio
@@ashtonerby8890
I mean sure but you can't wrestle a gator when it sneaks up on you and bites on your limbs. That's their whole thing. They ambush us.
@@ashtonerby8890 I don’t think using wrestling against a gator will end in anything except your death but you can have a go if you want
@@ashtonerby8890 you remind me of the comic about jiu jitsu about the 6 steps to put a bear in a rear naked, where step 6 is "you already died at step 2, it's a bear"
@@RandomestInc yeah your right man I think guns would be work than brazillian jujitsu and pro wrestling techniques that'll get you killed
For everyone who has been asking, and hopefully for everyone who sees this before asking: Crawl part 2 was struck with copyright and is currently no longer available.
Ah shit. Thank you for letting us know, i was wondering.
Probably because the people who made the movie didn’t want him to talk more about how stupid this movie is and stupid they had characters make decisions.
Video got taken down. Still up on odysee.
@@gyomi7210 thank you
Your the mvp
Him: "she was probably busy playing Raid Shadow Le-"
Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"
RUclipsr: Reaches one subscriber
Raid shadow legends: Hmmm... Would you like a sponsor?
It was so smooothhh i chocked 😂
⚰ screaming
@@MUIDYLANICE 😂😂😂😂😂
I wasnt even mad, nerd was way 2 smooth
This seems like the angriest Nerd has ever been just because of the sheer stupidity of these character and the disregard for their own saftey and he just cant hold back on making fun of them.
the problem is how realistic this is, some people are just blessed with the thinking capability of the soggy pants
Well to be fair if most were in a real life situation like this I’d bet they’d make at least a couple stupid mistakes too.
The movie it self is watchable the gator look amazing. But beware turn your brain off. People make SUCH FUCKING DUMB CHOICES dear god.
He bodied Hayley lol
@@jack6126 bro. Not evacuating in a cat 5 hurricane is an idiot move. No other way to put it
I’m a Floridian. There is literally no way that the girl didn’t know about the hurricane. They wouldn’t have even had the swim practice that morning.
Especially in FUCKIN Gainesville seriously there is no way they would do that.
Thats why you dont trust movies
@@floridaman2806 I mean while I agree, Gainesville is lucky when it gets hit, I am from there and the worst that used to happen is that the power would go out.
Driving during an active fucking hurricane is dumb as hell though.
I thought Florida man is born to wrestle aligators, where is he ?
@@meghanhixon3241 yeah I've done that lol it was pretty fun
"Why do older folks not keep their phone on them most of the time?"
Because they still think it's still the 1300's where nobody needed phones
funny seeing you here
Get out of my head
Incorrect. I am a 57 year old. Paranoid retired Marine, but still older than her idiot father
@@davidkilby1043 r/woooosh
@@logankneller no .. just no kid
“Haley was probably to distracted-“
No.
“playing Raid-“
No, please.
“shadow legends.”
*NOOOOOOOO*
The RUclipsrs are rick rolling us with raid shadow legends now
Feels bad man
Just pathetic that guy like the other idiot you tuber
I liked the way he threw it in there!
@@ShikaRah089 same
If anything ever hits the fan, let’s coordinate to meet irl Nerd. I don’t want to die. I’m staying in San Diego lmk bro
Same (until food runs low)
I have a nice survival plan.
Unfortunately, imagination =/= real life.
I'll probably get caught somewhere between step 1 and step 2 of my plan.
@@Juse73X that's when you get a step 2.1 and such you won't be stuck on 2 if you have several backups hell I have a back up of the back up I have
He’s going to eat you
Considering how often Nerd tells people "If shit hits the fan start eating people" I don't think that's wise.
This video could’ve been ten seconds long, just say, “Eat them before they eat you.”
I'll get the pizza
That's the best comment. You've done it.
"Daddy needs a new pair of boots, pants, shirt, tie, and belt, Mr. Gator!"
like ace ventura
That only applies to people.
as a born and raised florida man, i can confirm that this is accurate. we sometimes put leashes on the roaming murder alligators to keep them as pets. the fact that they didn’t do this tells me that they are not florida men
It’s a movie so it was written by Californians
They don’t know anything about the reality of Florida
This girl: *thinks she can outswim a gator*
The gator: fuck around and find out
Hmmmm gator pizza
😂
@@pizzaman6885 frick now I want some pizza
@@MartyBrawls I need chick fila
@@pizzaman6885 i just ate pizza
On Portugal TelePizza has a discount on Wednesday and I just ate a pizza
I love you pizza man
Now I now I cant out swim a gator
"Like his wife did when she divorced him"
Fucking dead from that
He really did my guy like that
That was just cruel...
we need so many people like this guy he has the best content ever
Ikr
One of my absolute favorites.
Him and Cinema Summary are my favorite youtubers
Agree
Agreed
The most realistic part of this movie is that people who live in Florida underestimate a massive hurricane
They've been through the worst of them already
Having lived there most of my life, unless Jim Cantore is afraid, nobody leaves.
its just some wind and rain really
You’re right that alligators can be dangerous, the ones that attacks lions and cheetahs that you mentioned are crocs. Crocs are usually bigger and more likely to attack larger prey than gators. But you’re right that gators attack people. But I would say from my days of living in Kenya that crocs are more dangerous. When I lived in Florida I wasn’t terrified of standing near a river. But it was a different story in the Serengeti lol
Edit: the Serengeti is in Tanzania and it’s the Maasai Mara in Kenya in terms of national parks. I mixed that up. Although I recall being in the Serengeti and in Kenya many years ago. Anyway, you will have a better chance of seeing crocs in the Mara River in Kenya anyway!
In flordia there are only 2 things to fear, gators and Florida man
In Serengeti there is only 1 things you cannot fear, yourself
@@ey7290 Idk man. Have you ever caught a virus that made you shit your soul out? I bet you'd be scared of yourself then
Most croc species are smaller than the American alligator and less agressive but bigger than the chinese alligator. nile and salt water crocs are the ones that give crocs a bad name most of the others want nothing to do with us
@@ey7290 incorrect the only thing you cant fear is fear because your too entrenched in fear to be afraid of fear
@@brentbottoms2876 absolutely meta
Moral of the story: when life gives you gators make Gatorade
😂😂😂 mmm food 😂😂😂
Lol, I am literally losing my s*** with this comment, well done good sir.
Lol
Moral of the story: just fuckin evacuate you dumbass
Lol that made me chuckle.
I’ve never been so stunned by the pure stupidity and absence of common sense from a protagonist.
Lol
That american "horror" for you..stupid unrealistic characters making stupid easily avoidable choices for the sake of making the plot happen
They also nerfed gators like you would not believe but good bite and your bones will snap like a twig
to be fair i think daddy gives her a lot of dumb advice
They're still smarter than most protagonists in horror movies somehow.
Title: *How to beat KILLER alagators in "Crawl"*
Alternative Title: *Nerd explains roasting the actors for **27:14** minutes*
"at some point you just have to cut the dead weight off... like his wife did in the divorce." i keep forgetting how fuckin savage this man is
it's hidden in that monotone voice lol
I kept that line in a mental pocket for when I'm eighteen and can finally live with my mom.
Saying dead weicht instead of dead meat Was a missed opportunity
What a fucking legend.
Honestly I would love to see a movie where basically two writer teams have to out do each other, meaning we actually get smart characters and the plot gets driven forward not by mistakes or stupid desicions but just a cleverer enemie
you mean death note?
SOMEONE CALL HOLLYWO- wait no. Hollywood only wants movies from established franchises/directors...
SOMEONE CALL NETFLIX!
@@jemmascott5559 oh wait they only care about putting black people in their movies. CALL... someone
@@RATGODORIGINAL call the popo
No that would mean you get character from friday the 13th or get one character who makes every bad choice to make it scary, just to survive and then make one choice that helps them win (escape, kill or what be it) just cause it's a competition doesn't mean the movie has to be good. Most successful scary movie franchises have stupid ass characters (Friday the 13th, halloween and scream) all pretty stupid characters with one that looks smart but does many stupid thing
character: * Breaths*
Nerd explains: The first mistake she did was to inhale oxygen
That's more of a Cinema Summary moment lolol
I think you got the wrong channel here buddy. I mean I don’t blame ya their thumbnails look extremely similar.
this is me but with everything
@@user-gf5lq2pe3q Except Nerd explains is more humorous than his more Serious Twin Brother.
Saddest thing that part 2 got deleted. The entertainment factor this 2-parter had was oscar-worthy
I was looking for part 2
No wonder I couldn't find it any idea why that happened
Thank you for saying as I was looking for it.
Your comment should be pinned for future searchers.
I'd find it incredibly funny if she made it upstairs with her dad only to get jumped by a group of crocodiles instead of gators.
The masterminds behind the whole thing
@@colinm2098 And then some brazilian Jacarés can jump in it too.
@@nerobernardino88 then giant otters jump in and kill everything. Yes they exist and no don't go near them.
@@Jenna2k me too
@@Jenna2k ah yes those nightmares caimans or gators avoid those because when they're in groups they're more scarier
Who missed the line" I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the bite zone with the alligators"
Didn't he actually do this with a very small one 😂
@@DragonsRocks017 yes
He couldnt do that unless he steel plated his arm or something, alligators are fucking terrifying. Plus, it would try to drag him into the water and deathroll him.
@@zeebeeplayz it was a wee baby alligator so it wouldnt (possibly idk) hurt that much but he did put cevlar or protection around his arm
@@dylanm6956 I’m pretty sure the protection was for the snapping turtle. For the gator he just put a stick in it’s mouth to get it to let go.
"It's like a ghost town, everyone's gone."
..."No sh*t"
Please please please reupload crawl pt. 2! I loved this one, and just saw pt.2 got copyright struck. Pplleeeaasseee reupload!
yeah it's been struck for more than half of an year
"If you made every possible wrong decision when a hurricane was hitting your home what would you do?"
die
Copied comment
did you try to blow it back with a massive fan?
@@kamller6525 yes because it is difficult to copy the start of the video where he gives you a chance to make a comment and say die
@@grim1044 it's just a copied comment, you don't need to get ur tits up in a twist about it.
1) Talk No Jutsu.
2) Type-Adventage - Electro-Type!! Pika-pi!
3) Talk no Jutsu.
"Alligators are deaf outside of water"
Alligator: is that so?
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓: "𝑵𝒂𝒉 𝒅𝒖𝒅𝒆. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚." 😎
The gator: *I hEaR yOuR sInS mOrTaL*
Alligator: While ripping a man's leg off, "you were *saying* something!"
ᏗᏒᏋ ᎩᎧᏬ ᏕᏬᏒᏋ ᏗᏰᎧᏬᏖ ᏖᏂᏗᏖ
"We might be stubborn but we never quit." That script was gold.
I quit pretty easily, so please exclude me
They basically said: "We might not give up, but we never give up" 😂😂
@@nidhalsormali3051 we never quit the task at hand but we never stop doing the task that we have started
We never have decided to quit doing the assigned task because of our hubris but we never choose to subconsciously fail said designated task due to said hubris.
Me: I know. That's what being STUBBORN means.
Just thought I’d let you know alligators are actually pretty scared of humans, whilst their cousins crocodiles are known to actively hunt humans, and anything they can kill
Not Florida Alligators, where this movie takes place, because of people building in their swamps and forcing them out of their habitats, they can be quite aggressive towards people. Then again, most Floridians will just smack them away so 😂😂😂
Everyone in the comments: omg alligators can do all that
Floridians: Hmmm interesting *rides giant alligator into hurricane*
~Sharknado~
Croconado - Now this is hot
Florida Man will gonna ride them like horse and play with them and call it a day.
It's true
Floridians can also get crocs if they are south enough
His sarcasm is hilarious 😭😭
Hey random youtuber who is trying to get relevant again by commenting a easy to make comment to get easy to get likes and people to look at your channel
I legit BOL about 15 times 🤙🏾💯👏🏾
@@grim1044 are verified youtubers just not allowed to comment on vids anymore
@@Jade-fs6ju They are. This kid’s just angry he’s a nobody.
@@wrije bruh it was one comment chil tf out
When your parents calls you stupid for getting F on report card but you know you're smarter than the protagonists in Crawl
Fr
That not saying much lol
So you are smarter than dirt?
That's not as impressive unfortunately 🥲
@@AmateurVase hey. don't insult dirt by comparing it to the protags
The Jocko bit had me cackling. That was great.
“Good” 😂
I’m not even mad about the raid ad the way he did it was so clean 🧽 🧼
ikr
They do be clean
If you can’t get it’s eyes, another chance is holding its jaw shut. They have insane biting strength but their jaws can be held shut with one hand.
@@Elipsyclips yep, if you've seen the picture of a crab holding a gators jaw closed, it's accurate.
@@Elipsyclips exactly the reason
Yeah they basically have almost to zero opening power in their jaws
Yeah but the gator can and WILL still thrash around so good luck holding onto it’s snout which capable of breaking bones ☠️
N o t e d
I don’t like raid:shadow legends like everyone else, but that sponsor transition was as slick as always.
IKR I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING he always slick asf bahaha I love his videos
Give me some spiders
Nice
I've been trapped in my cabin in Bumfuck, Colorado for 3 days because this damn mountain lion won't let me leave. Thanks for keeping me entertained.
Nerd Explains: Hailey was probably playing rai-
Me: *Spams skip button aggressively*
Ikr
Haha every time
I actually watch his sponsors because they’re so smooth.
Sharks: Smart enough to bail when a hurricanes coming
People: What's the worst that could happen
They bail to minimise the risk of another sharknado sequel
We're just built different 😎
@@ryandoherty1385 genius move
And yet humans are the smatest animals "desided by humans"
Only some humans are considerd smart others are dumber than donkeys
Video ideas, How too survive...
The Hunger Games
Jurassic World (+Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom)
The 5th wave
Battle: Los Angeles
The Day After Tomorrow
I concur
Agree
I would love to see the 5th wave or hunger games
Bruh that "To be continued" absolutely killed me😂😂😂
“Nature can be a bit*h if you swim out your lane.” That is funny
He said it while I read ur comment which made it 10 times betted
and true too
Yep she can be ruthless
@Nnamdi Bryan bets are great
Nature knows no mercy
I can tell you as someone who has lived through hurricanes, all of them in Florida, we get PLENTY of notice and with where they live in the state they would have realistically have had shutters up days in advance. Shit like this is realistic to a degree when people deny reality but most (if not all) of us shutter up and are ready to go days before its time to deal with the ordeal.
I kept thinking this. Ya'll talkin when you've no idea what its like to be in a hurricane in FL. He keeps going on about how urgent and pressing everhthing is, but thats just not how it goes here. You know like a week in advance, theres no rush ever except for at the gas station, and at the grocery store. And even when it does make landfall its a slow lumbering thing that takes hours to get bad, and a full day to pass. And the only way the flooding would really hit you like this is if you lived by the beach, in which case the govt forcefully evacuates you; or you live by a canal or the everglades. And even then the water management areas block the brunt if it. All the buildings here are made of stone and cinderblock so damage is typically minimal. I think the film mentions they live in north FL too, making things even less pressing because hurricanes have to run along the atlantic coast of florida to reach her.
@@alejandrorivas4585 faxx ppl who dont live in Florida dont kno
@@alejandrorivas4585 Really makes me go wtf to the people who built that house then. Close to bodies of water that can flood, made of wood, has a fucking crawlspace that gators just use...
Not sure who is the biggest idiot - The daughter for trusting her dad's advice, her dad for going to a house that could collapse on him while he stays under it, or the idiots who went, "Let's build it out of wood and drywall and have no reinforcement for hurricanes. At all"
(Giving the writers a slight benefit of the doubt in that they at least put the wooden house close enough that it would be a case of, "...How did it last this long?")
Speaking of food chains...
"When an animal is born, they automatically know their instincts. When a human is born, we need at least two people to watch over us so we won't choke on a cheerio."
-Christopher Titus.
I mean, it works.
If we wanted we could eradicate any other Species.
We are minmaxers with 100 in Int.
I mean it's pretty cool that babies will float instinctively when you throw Them in water until a certain age so they won't drown
There actually is an evolutionary reason for that. Human babies are born very prematurely when compared to other mammals.
@@jossebrodeur6033 oh I think I remember reading about that once, wasn’t it because the size of the baby could potentially harm the mother during birth or something?
@@woah0449
Pretty much. If we gave birth at the same proportional point of other mammals, it would be more like a year rather than 9 months. Think about how big a baby gets after three months, it would be almost impossible to get out.
To anyone wanting part 2, you can find that NerdExplains video on Odysee-he's smart to have a backup plan and not rely on RUclips.
I'm beginning to think getting killed by the 'Gator-icane" is actually more impressive than surviving it
Surviving seems super easy, barely an inconvenience
For sure, all you would need to do is leave with every other intelligent person
Get off that alligators back, OK let me get off that thing
Screen rant, right?
@@Currentlyprocrastinating37 yes
@@housespider They don't even have to be intelligent, just average
"The only problem is that it's eyes are located behind it's giant pissed off mouth."
Their mouths are so cute tbh
@@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114 Yeah they are when that mouth isn't trying to snap your leg in half
@@conanas086 Honestly I'd have to give myself up and get eaten I mean look at them! They're so cute🥰
it's funny cause it's true
People: think they smart
Alligator: hahah mouth chomp
Jaws go brrrrr
I am still here. Still looking for Part 2
It got taken down my guy
I mean the gator got her leg there, if that gator wasn't being mind controlled by the plot to act like a movie villain instead of an actual gator, it would've death rolled, he leg would be broken and ripped off in a second, since an alligator can tear even other alligator's limbs clean off with a death roll, she would enter a state of shock and pass out. Then if she didn't die due to blood loss she'd likely drown after the gator left her to tenderize in a body of water nearby. Her dad meanwhile is in no shape to escape and likely would simply scream at the top of his lungs to see if she was alright, letting the villainous gators know where he is and resulting in him following her.
Results: she could've been saved and left with almost no physical and psychological damage apart from a sense of guilt if she didn't check on the dad she apparently strongly dislikes, the dad would inevitably die because that man doesn't know anything truly useful about alligators and because his survival instincts are about as good as those of a rat contaminated with toxoplasmosis. In the end, we could beat the alligators by simply not engaging them to begin with. THE END.
I'm really not a fan of these kinds of movies and how they get a normal predatory animal and treats it like some evil hunting machine. If you want to make a movie like this, at least pick Japanese hornets, they're big they're terrifying, they kill people and they ACTUALLY DO hate humanity on a personal level
On top of all that both Alligators and crocodiles have a bite force that can match a bear claw. Strong jaws to where once it gets a hold of you there goes your limb.
I second that... fucking Suzumebachi or whatever it's called. Fucking horrifying. As big as a finger.
The death roll is used in water. On land, it just would have started dragging and thrashing her
𝑰 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒅𝒐 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓, 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑰𝑸 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆.
@@Dustkissedangel same here then I hear that little voice in my head saying walk away
Boy: "Ma, another gator got in the house."
Ma: "Another gator! Give me that shovel."
survival 100
Monsters Inc
I want an easy way of beating this whole movie is own a 22 am I the only one who is ever seen Swamp People
You know the show where they go around trapping alligators and one shotting them in the head with a 22LR
“She really didn’t think this outfit through” well unless she owns men’s pants there was no way she was ever going to find a pair with functional pockets in her closet. Women’s pants don’t hold shit, it’s a fact.
True af
😂😂😂
I’ll put 10 bucks on finding a pair with some big ass pockets at REI
I bought a pair of black and white military styled pants with eight pockets. Six were fake. SIX.
I'm so close to buying mens pants.
@@thatonebagel6961 thats so disrespectful, why must they punish us
Pov: still waiting for pt 2
"An alligator isn't gonna burst through the stairs like the Kool Aid Man!" I died 😂✋
through*
Rip i will send my condolences to your family
Your spelling made me die
@@shslidiot2342 I fixed it I think. Don't die- 😪✌
@@the_queer_forest_fairy5170 it's too late. Hes already gone. Your spelling killed him before you could fix it....
Learned this from Steve Irwin, another way to stop an alligator attack is putting your fingers into it’s nostrils. This forces the gator to breath through its mouth so it will open its jaws allowing you enough time to escape.
If you keep you head and do this while being attacked by an alligator your a beast!!
If you can do that without losing an arm good on ya
Always carry a knife on you, Might not survive, But hey atleast yoy have a fighting chance to take the fucker with you.
@@John.McMillan it is not very easy to kill a gator with a knife. Their hide is thick enough to protect them form bullets at times. You’d have to aim directly on the widest scale between their eyes
Definitely heard this before
As someone from Florida, can confirm most people don't care about hurricanes until it's about to hit, if that.
Facts we dont
We have the infrastructure to just not really care.
@@alejandrorivas4585 thats facts
@@alejandrorivas4585 lol not in northwest florida atleast.... It was insane traffic when Pensacola got hit a couple months ago
As someone who lives in Orlando. We don’t even care AS its hitting us 😂
Sir, you have my like on how clean that transition to Raid Shadow Legends ad. First time I got got by it since I usually can predict ads
I love how the intro's not even "if killer alligators invaded your home...", but "if you made EVERY WRONG DECISION when a hurricane hit your town, what would you do?"
1) Talk No Jutsu.
2) Type-Adventage - Electro-Type!! Pika-pi!
3) Talk no Jutsu.
When Nerd Explains puts a sponser in the middle of the video, I don't get annoyed because he does it so smoothly.
Same
Thems some tasty, tasty segues.
i have never seen this movie so when i found out the enemy was alligators i thought to myself "how can this go wrong they are animals and the people in this movie are human beings with much greater intelligence" but then he said it takes place in Florida and then it all made sense
We heard Florida and suddenly all the illogical decisions made perfect sense.
I’m not from the US so I just expect them to pull glocks and pocket knives.
@@Sam-ky6sz You're not in the wrong for expecting that of us.
@@Sam-ky6sz im not from the US either its just globally knows that people in Florida aren't the smartest people (putting it nicely)
Such as going down a flooded basement in shorts & flip-flops?
The crocs weren't expected, but snakes or other amenities are a real problem in hot climates
where did part 2 go, these are some of nerds funniest ones! these two videos are hilarious
Bruh this video should be called "Roasting Hailey in 25 minutes straight" hahaha :)
so true
🤣🤣🤣
And sometimes her father
At least half of it was her father.
@@cormacb2326 nah uou just hate men .
I love how this movie implies that some Floridians could EVER be caught off-guard by a fucking hurricane. Hell I live in Texas and we haven’t had a proper hurricane landfall in a good few years, but even we undergo a period of cautious vigilance every single hurricane season. And you’re telling me these obviously red-blooded Floridians are less prepared for a hurricane than we are? Yeah. No.
I see your point but hear me out
sometimes God will let you live a long life even though you had the capability of the orange peel
yes if this movie was realistic it would be called Florida man vs gator apocalypse
@@gorkemaykut5230 Lol fuckin yep.
@@shortleader0958 I would genuinely watch that.
I am sorry, i live in florida and while we are not caught off guard by a hurricane, I have seen fuckers golfing during a cat4 so it is not so unrealistic in the movie I guess
Being a Florida resident, this movie is frustrating.
Honestly
Yeah ik
Clearly the dad nearly got killed because he didn't scream "I'M A FUCKING FLORIDA MAN!" and then starts beating the shit out of the gator but instead just screamed like a normal human and got attacked
I'm from India, and I find this frustrating. Seriously, we prepare much better for cyclones than this freakin' *home contractor* did for a Cat-freaking-5 hurricane!
Yes
Who’s here when there is no part 2?
Why would I want RAID: Shadow Legends if it caused her to get in this mess.
You don’t want it normally
"And just bumf*ck Missouri" lmao that shit came outa nowhere
But he's right.
Here's how to beat the Gators, don't be a side character...
You won’t know until it’s too late unfortunately 😔
@@Bandstand That probably means I'd be the first to die lol
@@Sword_Man_YT that’s what I’m saying haha. tfw you find out you’re the side character in life
@@Bandstand Exactly lol
@Sword Man not if I die first
2:44 That was the slickest transition in to a sponsor advertisment I have ever seen. You smooth bastard, you.
"Her parents are divorced"
Him: And that was the first mistake.
wrong channel
@@Its_Me_Romano no because you can use the dad as ameat shield from the gators lmao
@@Forvennm wtf is wrong with you
You're thinking of cinema summary. But that was entertaining
@@Its_Me_Romano Lmao ik i wanted to see how many people were here from Cinema Summary
Other youtubers: Get Raid Shadow Legends! It's fun!
NerdExplains: Download raid shadow legends. you will get so distracted that you won't notice a big ass hurricane coming your way.
Me: *being born*
Nerd Explains: Now that is your first mistake.
This got me
𝑴𝒆: *𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔*
𝑵𝒆𝒓𝒅 𝑬𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔: 𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕. 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒑𝒐𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒊𝒏 5 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒔. 𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒄.
Cinema summary meme
For anyone wondering. Part 2 got taken down. It's still up on odysee.
Thank you!
If I made all the wrong decisions during a hurricane I would probably die.
But with raid you will survive
you see, this is where the most important survival tool of all comes in: *PLOT ARMOR*
@@Patwhy yes
@@reubenshiflet yes with enough plot armor, you can just jump into lava and will survive somehow
@MC Creeper what would I do without raid
You gotta admit that sponsorship transition was hella clean
He always has the smoothest plugs
Bonus for the "hurricanes are more dangerous": they can even spawn tornadoes, rare as fuck, but still
Atleast Tornados come solo.
Hurricanes bring Floods with them.
@@damianrehbein3992 and in this strange movie, Gators and crocs
At least with hurricanes you get some preparation time, with tornadoes they can practically form at any time. Still not nearly as deadly as hurricanes tho
@@Toasteeei indeed
That moment when the final boss spawns in mini bosses from the past.
As someone who has lived in Florida my whole life, many people here are stubborn and don’t evacuate when a hurricane comes. My family has always hunkered down, boarded up the windows and got gas and back up generators, non parish-able foods, lots of waters and filled up our bathtubs and sinks ahead of time. As well as candles. I’ve luckily never been in a situation where we flooded more than maybe 2 feet and it didn’t get into our home. We also didn’t have gators in our streets. But trees fall on houses a lot, I’ve seen that happen, and that’s a hard thing to avoid
Also the whole gouge it’s eyes out tip, is supposed to be used if you’re already in the jaws of the gator, in an attempt to try to get it to let go of you before it drowns you or starts to death roll
This guy manages to be so good at narrating and explaining anything that when he talks about an ad I finish the ad he’s talking about
can we talk about how hailey was just casually video calling in the middle of a locker room? with a bunch of naked people in the back?
They have to have some kind of fan fare of naked women for the crew and other people watching 💁 isn't media usually if nudity isnt somewhere
"These things attack lions and they're afraid of us?"
That's a Nile crocodile, not an alligator, gators are actually kinda chill compared to other crocodilians...
Not really, while crocs get bigger, alligators are usually more aggressive, Steve Irwin was more afraid of 10 foot alligators than 18 foot crocs. Crocodiles are more powerful sure, but at these sizes vs a human, that doesnt matter, it still kills you if it gets a hold of you. The only difference being that an alligator will try a lot harder to get a hold of you. So yeah, crocs are more powerful but alligators are definitely less chill. Its pretty similar to gorillas vs chimps, both could fuck you up if they wanted but usually, the much stronger gorilla chooses not to.
@@devinosland359 Hmm, are you sure though? Every time I heard about gators, I heard that they were easier to handle than most crocodilians.
@@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 when they're small yeah, when crocs get real big they get lethargic on land, it's pretty easy to capture them, moving them is another problem because they're so heavy but you can basically just walk up behind them with like 10 people and sit on they're back so you can tie them up. With alligators, even if you don't need as many people, you really need to watch out because they will probably try to bite you, you really have to pounce on them
@@devinosland359 your incorrect lol gators are way less dangerous then crocs legit google it crocs have the high attack on humans than any other animal and has the strongest bite force! I’d much rather be face to face with a gator than a crocodile well a saltwater croc at least
@@devinosland359 legit google (what's more dangerous crocodile or alligator) lmao
as a man from Florida , i can say.. her shrugging off the hurricane like its another storm was pretty believable.
last hurricane my friends came over and i bought mimosas.
the more unbelievable thing is that she didnt have a party lined up to go to
Fun fact! It’s extremely easy to hold an alligators mouth closed. They’re muscles are attuned to snapping the jaw closed but the same muscle group doesn’t have the same strength to open the jaw!
Yeah alligators have like +300 pound psi for closing the jaw but opening it is only like 5 psi so you could hold an alligators mouth closed with one of those thick rubber bands
Yeah good luck trying to hold the rest of him down
I would never have the confidence to try it though
ik the sponsor was raid but that transition and script deserves an award
true
She decides to make a call within spitting distance of a dinosaur 😂😂
Yooo nerd, you ever gonna make a part 2? It's been a year, brother.
Yea there was a pt 2 apparently :/
Video got taken down. Still up on odysee.
Girl: Just swimming in a pool.
Him: Dont you even dare tell me that you can out swim an alligator.
Girl: :O
Can you imagine just few years ago some swiming couch used live medium size gator droped to the swiming pool to increase speed of swimers? I saw that in TV few years ago.
@@zepter00 I demand someone find footage of this kind of incident.
It's so dumb it must have happenned.
@@Derkosson it was not incident only regular practic.
@@Derkosson I found only this. Maybe my memory is not so good. ruclips.net/video/UUGZG1-pYoA/видео.html
I hoping you'd mention the one thing - When did Florida homes start getting basements?
Ikr?
I was wondering about that too. I live in Louisiana, and while new homes can’t be built with basements anymore, there are still older homes that have them. So I guess if FL is the same, theoretically that’s possible?
or the fact that nobody in that house own any guns? it's florida for crying out loud! gators, pythons, huge snapping turtles, looters, drug dealers, thieves, people hyped up on drugs that make you temporarily invincible and might make you want to eat peoples faces you'd have to be an idiot to live in florida and not own any guns and it never established that she or anyone in her family are convicted felons or not
"Eyes located behind his giant pissed off mouth" made me smile
For those who are wondering paramount pictures claimed and copy righted part 2 of the video(for some greedy reason) and now can't be viewed or watched anymore.
"Hayley was probably too distracted playing rai-" skip skip skip
I liked this one tho. How it was incorporated into the video theme
I like those too...i still skip
*Tapping Intensifies*
LMFAOOOO yyoooo I justtttt did that and kept scrolling down and boom this comment exposes me💀💀💀😭😭
Nerd explained: *carefully calculated plan on how to beat a group of inhumanly fast and strong vampires in a snow storm*
Also Need Explained: how to beat a crocodile
Nerd: "a mobile home in bumfuck Missouri"
Me: Okay there's no need to call me out so explicitly doe