I have USED the "just play stupid" with people who were trying HARD to insult me. Subtly. Then got up to LOUDLY and BLATANTLY to the point EVERYONE AROUND them was calling them bullies and MANY other names. It was glorious!
My kid asked me once "daddy are you a frog?" I'm like "what?" And he's like "yeah mommy says you're such a frog" then I got he meant "fraud" 😄 (true story)
he is explaining the defensive mechanism i used at 12 to deal with my older cousins. ohh they couldn't stand it when i would give them that blank stare like i didn't understand anything
Nope. Totally worth it. Never, ever give in. My wife had habitually kept me far later at events than I wanted and I got sick of it. After three respites I told her I was leaving a party, an hour after we planned. She intentionally started playing cornhole so I'd be stuck. I left her there, went home and went to bed. She had to get a ride home. Next morning was frosty but she got over it. The two long-term sequelae were that my friends thought I was a legend and my wife knows to get in the car when I tell her I'm leaving. She knows I do not view her as "the boss".
When I was a kid it was going to hail one night and I thought my parents said "hell". I had a King Kong figurine that I set out on the front porch and I told it that it was going to go through hell that night. In my mind, I envisioned a literal hell in my neighborhood with flames and everything. I went out the next morning and he was fine.
Follow "I won" with something like "I didn't mean to make her husband collateral damage, but 'I'm in it to win it' or 'she wanted the war.'" The home argument part was funny, but I felt kinda bad for this hypothetical man.
That's such a funny tactic! Wonder when I'll pull that one on somebody. My way is just making them feel as if they're right, giving them the right or agreeing with them abruptly. They'll have a smug smile, then it'll quickly change to a realization face as if saying, wait a minute, hold on, what just happened? She meant it. Right? Ha!
It may sound so, but I'm more of an argument stopper, instead of them getting more angry, they just calm down and don't know where to go from there other than to move on to something else. Say a simple nice "okay," and you'll see what I mean. I'm too nice even to meany weanies so what he demonstrated was amusing.
Yeah. This is how I road rage. Oh, I'm sorry, did you cut off three people behind me while weaving in and out of traffic and now you want to get into MY lane? Welllllll, I guess I'm just gonna have to be too "idiotic" to notice that I'm pacing you for the next few miles! 🤗 (😈)
I laughed so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I could relate to this guy in all his videos. IMO That is a good advice. My mom always insult me, saying I have a dumb face. But when I grew up I realize this (innocent) face actually gave me lots of benefits. My not so smart friends always try too hard to look genius, talk to much, and failed hard in life. People actually lost respect to such person. I acted dumb and quiet most of the time, but people around me always being helpful and I usually get what I wanted... 😉
" can't you guys just move the frog"
*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG*
Damien Tosha that’s funny
I would've payed money to see that.
OMGoodness!! This is hilarious!
I want any and all EM teams to resuscitate me as they shout
*QUEER*
SaberTag omg I was trying to figure out what he would have heard lol. Thank you! 😂
Literally came down to the comments to figure out what it was 😂
I got to thinkin'. If someone at the ER has a speech impediment, then he/she actually would shout queer XD
@Saber Tag Two people had to read your comment to get the joke. They must be from Utah too.
Mark Gigiel
@Whhhaaat?”
He's not wrong.
All the down votes are from people who work at the airport.
WHAT?
Airport worker here, up voted this :)
LMFAO 😂😂😂
I find it not funny, because it's not about winning an argument. It's just how to annoy people.
I have USED the "just play stupid" with people who were trying HARD to insult me. Subtly. Then got up to LOUDLY and BLATANTLY to the point EVERYONE AROUND them was calling them bullies and MANY other names. It was glorious!
Should’ve taken it further...”FOOOG”. So what? Can they not find the frog?
That would have been so amazing!
Now this Dry bar comedy is real comedy... not that other stuff “just for laugh”. And then they put “try not to laugh”🙄
This is dangerous for me to watch because I deal with the public and I will do this.
Edit: I did it. It was funny. Management did not think so. :)
Its so froggy today.
The airport part was sooooo funny my stomach hurts from laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My kid asked me once "daddy are you a frog?" I'm like "what?" And he's like "yeah mommy says you're such a frog" then I got he meant "fraud" 😄 (true story)
Funny and a bit sad :p
mrn4s you mean fraud protection, yes frog 🐸 protection.
So we’re on the same page. Yep.
You're lucky to have a woman who understands you.
@@factsoverfiction7826 not anymore!
WHAT?
The story about watching TV with his friend really got to me. Maybe because I'm clear.
😄😂🤗
just heard that line......and he just waited for the crowd to get it.
he is explaining the defensive mechanism i used at 12 to deal with my older cousins. ohh they couldn't stand it when i would give them that blank stare like i didn't understand anything
When you are hearing impaired... None of this seemed out of the ordinary lol. I guess I'm just dumb though.
This is bait
WHAT?
This guys made me burst out laughing when he was talking about the airport. 😤😆🤣
🌫 not 🐸!
"vurst?"
if you ever win an argument with woman.. youre sleeping alone a few weeks in the dog house and hes sleeping in your spot.. DONT DO IT
Nope. Totally worth it. Never, ever give in. My wife had habitually kept me far later at events than I wanted and I got sick of it. After three respites I told her I was leaving a party, an hour after we planned. She intentionally started playing cornhole so I'd be stuck. I left her there, went home and went to bed. She had to get a ride home. Next morning was frosty but she got over it. The two long-term sequelae were that my friends thought I was a legend and my wife knows to get in the car when I tell her I'm leaving. She knows I do not view her as "the boss".
Im indonesian and people always looks at me when ordering a salmon based dish by sayin "I'd like to orda a /sæmən/ roll please?" Out loud 🤔
I'm in Jakarta. I always hear people say salmon with the L.
When I was a kid and heard the word "fog" for the first time, I thought it was frog 😂😂😂
Me too
When I was a kid it was going to hail one night and I thought my parents said "hell".
I had a King Kong figurine that I set out on the front porch and I told it that it was going to go through hell that night. In my mind, I envisioned a literal hell in my neighborhood with flames and everything. I went out the next morning and he was fine.
Follow "I won" with something like "I didn't mean to make her husband collateral damage, but 'I'm in it to win it' or 'she wanted the war.'" The home argument part was funny, but I felt kinda bad for this hypothetical man.
Is your wife's name Stephanie? 😉
I've done this every once in a while, and I can confirm, it works with hilarious results 😂
Found this guy from a RUclips ad.
The only time I was satisfied by a RUclips ad
One of my FAVORITE comedians! Love Greg.."I'm on Vay-Kay-Shun!"
Ok wait...
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Wha’? 🥴
My friend was gorgeous, but good lord. She said things like saLmon and pacifcally.
Those are unforgivable.
Classic. If delayed on my flight tomorrow, I’ll ask about the frog 🐸!
That's such a funny tactic! Wonder when I'll pull that one on somebody. My way is just making them feel as if they're right, giving them the right or agreeing with them abruptly. They'll have a smug smile, then it'll quickly change to a realization face as if saying, wait a minute, hold on, what just happened? She meant it. Right? Ha!
Ok, that's EVIL, that is too much!
It may sound so, but I'm more of an argument stopper, instead of them getting more angry, they just calm down and don't know where to go from there other than to move on to something else. Say a simple nice "okay," and you'll see what I mean. I'm too nice even to meany weanies so what he demonstrated was amusing.
@@MsArtsymaria I do that too. I just say, "okay" and that's it.
SniperGamesOP lol how do they react?
@@MsArtsymaria They just get mad and stop talking to me for the rest of the day. It's fine tho. It's not like I wanna talk anyway. 😂
He is definitely a Sam kinison fan 🤔👍😎
Rip Sam. You live on in your fans ❤️
That was some good comedy....'Cweer!'
I was on the bus, while on the way to work.... I laughed so loudly I kid you not....!
How do I "double"like this vdo?
Thanks buddy!
You sir have my like and subscription. Great set. The end was classic.
I guess I really am stupid, coz in the final joke when he said "Clear!", I literally went, "What?"
hay hooky fans(a webtoon) you know which frog this is CARLOW!!!!!! fog ooooh
I cant take it anymore. HAHAHA
Yeah. This is how I road rage. Oh, I'm sorry, did you cut off three people behind me while weaving in and out of traffic and now you want to get into MY lane? Welllllll, I guess I'm just gonna have to be too "idiotic" to notice that I'm pacing you for the next few miles! 🤗 (😈)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Greg Warren is hilarious. More of his clips please!
His expression just f#;king kills me
Gotcha, play dumb and say you won.
I love the bit this guy does about trying to warn your buddy without letting your wife know
I dont understand the last joke... I'm guessing the joke was that the listener heard 'queer' instead of 'clear'? ._. i need haaaaalp
Yes.
You must've been watching that movie "idiocracy"!
It was very amusing listening to the ER joke wash over the crowd.
Thanks for "clear!" Lol
I laughed so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I could relate to this guy in all his videos. IMO That is a good advice.
My mom always insult me, saying I have a dumb face. But when I grew up I realize this (innocent) face actually gave me lots of benefits. My not so smart friends always try too hard to look genius, talk to much, and failed hard in life. People actually lost respect to such person. I acted dumb and quiet most of the time, but people around me always being helpful and I usually get what I wanted... 😉
Now I need to 'clear' my sinuses , cause there's a Cheet-o up there .
I have no advice for you... here is some advice
This dude is crazy.
when he was looking stupid he looked like trumpo
So well delivered! Really great, Greg!
I've listened to a few of the Dry Bar Comedy bits, and many are funny, but they use a laugh track to help the comics and it's very fake.
Matt Damon anyone? Matt Damon?
nope
Are you sure it wasn't a gay frog?A frag.
Excellent clip.
He is a very gifted funny man.
The last comment was a screeem!!!!!!
Yes, you sure did win! 🤣😎👍🏼
Okay you won , you won nothing .
I would have said after she clarified it's from FOG, "Oh, I'll go tell those two business guys over there claiming this is all because of a FROG."
What’s wrong with Utah?
Going one. Haa- haa.
By the way, how many channels can be subscribed?
What...?
Stupid is easy to find.
For a moment..I saw Sam Kinison
With the famous words of Emily Litella - Never Mind.
You, sir, are a hero.
You have to be female.
I love Greg Warren
It's been a couple hours, I'm not even thinking about it and as this video ends fish sandwich pops into my head 🤦🏾♂️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Omg, I sing that all the time!
I personally can confirm being stupid annoys people
He is SO funny!
... is that why mean people just don't bother with me...? Wish it were an act 😂
Dang. He is PRETTY! I would seriously buy him a house and a car...
Love Greg he is so funny!
Good potential, but I think it could have been better.
They were having an argument. I would have just felt bad for him
Very funny
"I won" 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Must be an American thing this winning business. Arguments are meant to be settled .3cheers from Canada
How else do you decide who is wrong? Who wins? Winning is what matters.
Whatrr?
You can’t yell at me because I am stupid.
They're saying clear! LMFAO!!!
He's got some Kinison in his style, I appreciate that.
somebody explain the clear joke waaa ;w;
Wut?
😅😂
He is one of my favorite comedians on this show!!
The english language is semi retarted to put a L in if its not suppose to be pronounced saLmon. Cheers, a Dane
haha
"they're saying Clear. hahaha
I've been frog in a few times
Hilarious! Definitely doing this
Frogg Warren. You made me smile.
Liked in the middle of the salmon joke 😂
I may have to try this! 🤔
Love this guy. So does my gran
Stupid WINS! Love it!
That was really funny 👌👌😂😂
You hit them with your flute
😂 this dude is funny as hell!
The end bit is hilarious