Self absorbed much? 😉 Fret not. You are far from alone. My version involves Mary Reed. Imagine being in sixth grade with girls and being in seventh grade with Charo. I kid you not. Flash forward to high school, in which I earn the dubious claim to fame of being ‘the only guy to ever turn down Mary Reed for a date’, of that I am certain. THAT’s awkward for you. Or something. So I get over it by doing this every now and again. Have one on me, champ. You’ve earned it. And, apparently, we have a lot of company, for whatever consolation that may be. It could be worse. Not (I repeat NOT) a reference to the aforementioned Miss Reed, but at least yours didn’t go on to become the football team’s favorite pom pom girl. Trust me on that one, it’s worse. LOTS.
I'd like to hear Jenny's take on all this!..aka,the truth.
Susan Day/Marsha Brady/Kim Basinger
-the Triumvirate hahahaha
DP you blew it. She looks like Suzanne Somers and Mrs. Don Draper (January Jones)
I HAD A VEGA! 😄
veerchasm1 But was it a Yenko? 😉
Glad I found this... So Funny!
Pauly and Seton are making me cry!
Little did Dan know then that in 5 short years, he would be 4 years away from retirement.
Sounds like the makings of a screenplay by your buddy Adam Sandler. Just a thought.
Winner boat name “Jenny’s Loss” won’t even make the wife mad because she won!!
She need to be there for his retirement show in 4 1/2 years
You got to get them on the show……
All time choke DP, up thee with Falcons vs Patriots SB
Dan’s wife is very understanding
the one that got away…lol
Self absorbed much?
😉
Fret not. You are far from alone.
My version involves Mary Reed. Imagine being in sixth grade with girls and being in seventh grade with Charo. I kid you not.
Flash forward to high school, in which I earn the dubious claim to fame of being ‘the only guy to ever turn down Mary Reed for a date’, of that I am certain. THAT’s awkward for you. Or something.
So I get over it by doing this every now and again.
Have one on me, champ. You’ve earned it. And, apparently, we have a lot of company, for whatever consolation that may be.
It could be worse. Not (I repeat NOT) a reference to the aforementioned Miss Reed, but at least yours didn’t go on to become the football team’s favorite pom pom girl. Trust me on that one, it’s worse. LOTS.
Girls like that don't stay hot like that forever. You dodged a bullet.
Look at it this way: If Dan has taken that young woman to Prom, he may have never met his future wife nor had his future kids. It's a possibility.
I feel sorry for his wife
@@elainenilsson5472 Why do you say that?
Dano???? she is Beautiful! Nice Job??
Hey Mr Golden boy
Hahaha! Great segment.