a thorough roast of beautiful disaster (2011)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 май 2024
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    hello. it has been a little while. here is why. this is beautiful disaster, the worst book from 2011 that you have (probably) never read. sometimes in life you come across a book that makes you wish you never learned how to read. this is one of those.
    i'll be back much sooner with a vlog & to catch up on my TBR and wrap-ups - life is hectic! but getting better soon :) love u all, thank you for your patience 🫶
    also feel free to continue giving me cryptic recommendations whenever you want you never know i might end up dedicating my entire life to your suggestion for a month apparently
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  • @xyippee
    @xyippee Месяц назад +3201

    this book is basically
    man discovers platonic relationships
    30 dead 47 injured

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 Месяц назад +152

      Maybe its my overly aro/ace heart but I wished they stayed friends. It was cute but still overtly toxic. IDK romance is boring to me its kinda overplayed. No shame if you like it. Its just not for me.

    • @xyippee
      @xyippee Месяц назад +110

      @@bettyunicorn6132 yep, me as well. i thought that one scene where america tried to convince travis to ask abby out was really cute, especially with him saying that their connection was special and he didn’t wanna ruin it, but the rest of the book just forgot about it because for some reason they still get together.

    • @hiimnotizzy
      @hiimnotizzy Месяц назад +7

      STOP IM DYING

    • @Queencard_Hearts
      @Queencard_Hearts Месяц назад +6

      @@xyippee Leave it to a Bocchi pfp user to have me wheezing with laughter. Checks out.

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 5 дней назад +2

      @@bettyunicorn6132idk how it’s possible for romance to be “overplayed” when it’s simply a type of relationship lol. Sometimes it’s not needed or feels wrong for the characters but calling it overplayed would be like saying friendships or student-teacher dynamics are tired and boring💀

  • @daisymae6
    @daisymae6 Месяц назад +5392

    Playing Stardew Valley whilst listening to recap videos about books I’ve never read is my favourite hobby thank you Lexi

    • @jumisjam
      @jumisjam Месяц назад +187

      that is literally what im doing too LOOL its book recaps, book reviews, or movie reviews always in the bg as i farm

    • @LexieChanise22
      @LexieChanise22 Месяц назад +29

      literally playing house flipper 2 while watching this lol

    • @mushroom443
      @mushroom443 Месяц назад +13

      literally ME

    • @cozyg.1035
      @cozyg.1035 Месяц назад +16

      What I’m doing rn too lol

    • @goldenstarcat9964
      @goldenstarcat9964 Месяц назад +11

      who’d you marry in sdv

  • @machinegirl03
    @machinegirl03 Месяц назад +1025

    in the aftermath of credence im honestly perfectly satisfied with any ya book with a protagonist who isnt a literal child in highschool who spends her free time casually hooking up with her male relatives who are all well into adulthood

    • @christine-vu1uq
      @christine-vu1uq Месяц назад +147

      the bar is truly in hell

    • @AW-zx1pc
      @AW-zx1pc Месяц назад +86

      @@christine-vu1uqHades probably died tripping over the bar

    • @tanie3543
      @tanie3543 Месяц назад +10

      Oh my goshjj this is the comment

    • @juliastrawn2113
      @juliastrawn2113 11 дней назад +3

      I think anyone who watches this channel has been permanently scarred by watching Lexi sink into the depth of insanity while trying to summarize Creedence.

    • @user-cq2dm9ec7f
      @user-cq2dm9ec7f 2 дня назад

      ​@@christine-vu1uq Tartarus, actually, it's deeper than Hades 😂

  • @mallorygarcia6756
    @mallorygarcia6756 Месяц назад +1381

    the nickname pigeon is a warcrime and if any man called me that he would be my mortal enemy

    • @JDM-is-my-name
      @JDM-is-my-name Месяц назад +94

      Stranger to mortal enemy is how this book should have gone

    • @elizzadeath
      @elizzadeath Месяц назад +12

      hard agree! I would have puked on the spot

    • @calebharris292
      @calebharris292 Месяц назад +40

      I'd definitely read a book if it was about a mc figuring out she's in a wattpad book and struggles to survive the batshit plot points and red-flag standard-bearers of "love interests".

    • @peanutbutterpandapuffss
      @peanutbutterpandapuffss Месяц назад +16

      and then he tattooed the nickname on himself

    • @KittenJune96
      @KittenJune96 Месяц назад

      He might as well call her a flying rat

  • @xnaileditx
    @xnaileditx Месяц назад +2345

    It’s like the author was trying to speed run embarrassing wattpad tropes but I truly didn’t expect the high school musical moment

    • @lnolen101
      @lnolen101 Месяц назад +25

      Oops all tropes

    • @allieherba
      @allieherba Месяц назад +16

      I was thinking the same thing!! Every time I thought I understood where this book was going it completely threw me for another loop. The whiplash from everything going on is nonstop

  • @hellhound6829
    @hellhound6829 Месяц назад +536

    Abby and Travis are the type of couple where you go "They deserve each other". Not in a nice, genuine way, but in a they need to be quarantined and contained and this is the only feasible option type of way.

  • @chrisbonweenie9136
    @chrisbonweenie9136 Месяц назад +300

    “I love you PIDGE. I’ll never stop loving you PIDGE” like that one vine was all I kept thinking this entire time

  • @victoriadeborah631
    @victoriadeborah631 Месяц назад +2364

    "Travis has such a vast collection of red flags in this book that you would think he was planning to secede and start his own nation." I just cant omg i love you so much lexi

  • @mariaellenphoto
    @mariaellenphoto Месяц назад +1291

    Truly amazing that the author named not one, but two characters after countries. America and Brazil in one book is wild.

    • @alma3468
      @alma3468 Месяц назад +43

      I wonder what the most outlandish country name for a person/character would be… apparently there are people called Argentina and I feel like I could come across a character named Venezuela if an author’s feeling wild but Ecuador would be taking it too far

    • @pawoui
      @pawoui Месяц назад +52

      Im making a oc called Zimbabwe

    • @AngelleAnnie-cs1te
      @AngelleAnnie-cs1te Месяц назад +45

      I mean America is a Hispanic name and there's a lot of ppl with that name but Brazil? 😭😭😭😭

    • @SofiaVillasecaSoria
      @SofiaVillasecaSoria 24 дня назад

      America isn't a country

    • @lisslol2978
      @lisslol2978 18 дней назад +8

      @@SofiaVillasecaSoria bro you're never going to believe this...

  • @KarkatVantasBitches
    @KarkatVantasBitches Месяц назад +556

    them breaking up while Travis' tattoos about their relationship are still healing is the most realistic thing about this book.

    • @DaysieRose
      @DaysieRose Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KittenJune96
      @KittenJune96 Месяц назад +13

      At this point he should just tatooed a literal pigeon under the word

  • @carissasherman8553
    @carissasherman8553 Месяц назад +155

    This whole story sounds like something ur coworker who is like 10 years older than u would tell you happened to them when they were ur age and the whole time you have to sit there and pretend you're not hearing the most insanely toxic relationship unfold in front of you

  • @monkeytongues
    @monkeytongues Месяц назад +325

    I would die for Canadian-accent, Ivy League, $200K-Porche-driving Parker
    Edit: I was just gaslit by the absolutely unhinged behavior of the other characters into thinking he was sane. I’m gonna live for myself, Parker. I won’t die for you 😂

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +91

      cackling at this HAHAHA

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 26 дней назад +4

      I thought that was supposed to be a Michigan accent

  • @meganhope212
    @meganhope212 Месяц назад +2389

    travis breaking out into song while the entire football team sings backup is what broke me at 1:06am on a tuesday

    • @beyza9436
      @beyza9436 Месяц назад +271

      that's truly so Alex Volkov from Twisted Love of him, which explains a lot tbh

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +334

      brothers in arms

    • @naginoriette7857
      @naginoriette7857 Месяц назад +53

      I literally heard that in the video and i cringed so hard that I imploded and disappeared into the void lol

    • @adrianahicks285
      @adrianahicks285 Месяц назад +8

      @@beyza9436 it has 2 b a connected universe

    • @meganhope212
      @meganhope212 Месяц назад +8

      @@naginoriette7857 no same, we are now void siblings!!

  • @legitrequisite
    @legitrequisite Месяц назад +2686

    Its honestly unfathomable to me how easily you're able to so eloquently ramble about a book for upwards of 2 hours with seemingly no script. I really love the content and eagerly await your next upload!

    • @Floris_VI
      @Floris_VI Месяц назад +85

      Absolute peak content

    • @myadavies13
      @myadavies13 Месяц назад +67

      i was seriously thinking about what her script must look like while watching 😂

  • @meowzer6
    @meowzer6 Месяц назад +159

    I fucking LOVE book reviews that feel like when a friend from another school tells you about the school drama and you don't know any of the people

  • @kerberose
    @kerberose Месяц назад +65

    kara was having the best month of her life with those two bozos out of the house and ofc the moment abby comes back it all goes to hell again

  • @samj16731
    @samj16731 Месяц назад +959

    "Spoken like a true vampire pretending to be human so he can wear her skin." WHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED.

    • @lafken2
      @lafken2 Месяц назад +5

      53:15 I didn't remember when this was said and I just had to look it up

  • @Its_se2
    @Its_se2 Месяц назад +283

    The "lone Sombrero" easily one of the funniest lines I've heard since "doing woods"😂 Lexi, are you ok???😂😂😂

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +26

      no HAHA

    • @Its_se2
      @Its_se2 Месяц назад +12

      @@newlynova you are truly a soldier of the highest quality, your medal of honor is on its way😭

  • @emma.dessureau
    @emma.dessureau Месяц назад +59

    When you said there was no condom I felt so much FEAR in my soul as I thought this dumpster fire of a book was gonna add ACCIDENTAL PREGNANCY to its list of crimes

    • @hotchisonfire
      @hotchisonfire 14 дней назад +3

      It's almost worse that it implies that cycle tracking is an acceptable means of birth control

  • @ohveeve
    @ohveeve Месяц назад +34

    buying a girl a dog to make her stay is like baby trapping without the full commitment

  • @milly3732
    @milly3732 Месяц назад +913

    THE PHOTO OF UNCLE JAKE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE SPONSORSHIP😭😭😭😭😭

    • @beyza9436
      @beyza9436 Месяц назад +120

      he's fully haunting the narrative at this point

    • @murkymud
      @murkymud Месяц назад +6

      THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY OMG

    • @Lifeweaver0-0
      @Lifeweaver0-0 Месяц назад +12

      Dude imagine the game “find uncle Jake” XDDD

    • @DaysieRose
      @DaysieRose Месяц назад +1

      Not uncle Jake 🤢

    • @ermmmguyswhatthesigma
      @ermmmguyswhatthesigma 10 дней назад +1

      GN IM CRYING

  • @larryfacesghost
    @larryfacesghost Месяц назад +1089

    i laugh at every single motorcycle rev instead of the cursing. favorite comedic element

    • @susannahlewis8464
      @susannahlewis8464 Месяц назад +20

      It took me a while to figure out that's what the noise was. But I love it.

    • @cristagalli96
      @cristagalli96 Месяц назад +34

      @@susannahlewis8464 the Credence video uses a banjo 😂

    • @annavanbeverage
      @annavanbeverage Месяц назад +4

      This comment saved my life - I thought it was a fart noise for at least half the video

  • @beatrizhg618
    @beatrizhg618 Месяц назад +267

    lexi i must personally thank you for casually dropping the line "yes im biased but im also right", it is incredible and is now my new personal motto

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum Месяц назад +73

    As if the cafeteria scenes didn't make it obvious enough that the author never went to college, she then has someone claim that his SAT and ACT scores are relevant to getting into medical school. 😂

  • @nabaaeyddan7565
    @nabaaeyddan7565 Месяц назад +696

    Things that are revealed in Travis' book:
    1. The nickname pigeon actually comes from the last conversation Travis had with his mom before she died. She basically told him that there will always be vultures in life who will try to take advantage of him, but someday he's going to find an innocent pigeon, and that he should hold on to her as much as he can, because she's the secret to his happiness. I have no idea why the author chose pigeon, maybe because the nickname Dove is too generic. Anyway, Travis called the women that he sleeps with vultures throughout his book(even though he uses them just as much as they use him) and the second he sees Abby he instantly knows that she's his pigeon.
    2. Travis gets hired by the CIA or FBI because his oldest brother works for them and he recruits him and also because Travis helps the government take down Benny and his whole operation. He has to keep his job secret from Abby, but she somehow finds out anyway. And also Abby becomes a math teacher.

    • @CursedCatTruffa
      @CursedCatTruffa Месяц назад

      The mom scene, oh gods ew, truly boymoms are a danger to society, imagine telling your son there will be a woman who can fix him and he should not let her go, ew

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +502

      i hate knowing these things thank you so much

    • @Yaeza31
      @Yaeza31 Месяц назад +102

      What an absolutely wild ride the author must have in their own head when thinking about writing these books.

    • @nabaaeyddan7565
      @nabaaeyddan7565 Месяц назад +75

      @@newlynova I have a vivid memory of starting Travis' book at 12 am on a school night and being so invested that I stayed up all night reading it. I was 14 so if say these books had an immense impact on my views on love and healthy relationships, it would be an understatement. Also I don't wanna suffer alone :)

    • @eve.b5
      @eve.b5 Месяц назад +43

      She was also her bridesmaid 😂😂😂 poor Kara

  • @blossom8806
    @blossom8806 Месяц назад +1440

    OH MY GOD my freshman year roommate and I have thorough lore of this novel, watched the movie when it came out and took shots of lemon juice every single time he said “pigeon” and now have a thrift store bought, annotated copy of this novel. This is amazing, there is not enough people talking about the ATROCITY that is this book I’m so excited

    • @blossom8806
      @blossom8806 Месяц назад +151

      Also this is possibly the best sponsorship section of a video I have ever seen, girly DEF uses notion holy crap

    • @milk3908
      @milk3908 Месяц назад

      @@blossom8806z

    • @monkeytongues
      @monkeytongues Месяц назад +24

      Lemon juice!! 😂😂 that is so painful lmao

    • @zombieedrea
      @zombieedrea Месяц назад +24

      I have hated this fucking book and Jamie Mcguire since 2013 when I first came across this bullshit, and I cannot tell you how loudly I gasped when I saw this in my recommended. I'm not done with the video and i have to be up in less than 6 hours for work, and I am LOCKED IN. I've forgotten how fucking incel-y this book is. 💀And this also makes me appreciate the movie as an adaptation. Movie Travis, while still annoying af, isn't *nearly* as awful, abusive, misogynistic or psychotic than book Travis, and Dylan Sprouse 100% understood the assignment. Sure, it's a stupid movie, but at the very least it was entertaining, legitimately amusing and cute at times, and is vastly preferable to the book.

  • @alexandratamez4819
    @alexandratamez4819 Месяц назад +156

    “have you considered whether your definition of normal in this instance is greater than three standard deviations away from rational thought” is a roast I will be adopting, thank you very much

  • @AlwaysTired24.7
    @AlwaysTired24.7 Месяц назад +70

    Giving the main characters the names “Travis” and “Abby” and then having within the same binding of covers the side characters “Shippley” and “America” is quite seriously cracked behavior.
    100% giving John, Paul, George, and Ringo Starr energy. Just call him Richard, you know?
    edit to add: BRAZIL

  • @afriendshaped
    @afriendshaped Месяц назад +410

    You have only had this RUclips channel for 9 months and yet you are already the best to ever do it

  • @tyler-df3wy
    @tyler-df3wy Месяц назад +577

    I feel like any character that tells someone that they essentially don’t care if they get SAd, they should immediately be disqualified from being a love interest. That’s just despicable behaviour

  • @izzie88brown
    @izzie88brown Месяц назад +124

    I paused at 'Abby Abernathy" and sat in silence with my head down for a minute

  • @ferntheworm4946
    @ferntheworm4946 Месяц назад +49

    Every time I listen to one of these "romance" book recaps I feel compelled to write a story where it starts off feeling like another 'glorifications of toxic relationships' romance story that ends with the main character finally accepting that she's in an abusive relationship and leaving.

    • @leslieknope3394
      @leslieknope3394 Месяц назад +10

      Dude sameeeeeee. I did exactly that once for a fic and it was a mix of people thanking me for her to get out and the other half yelling at me at how terrible the ending was cuz she left even though he “loved her so much” 🥲🥲🥲 like how sad is this normalized that ppl thought a person leaving a toxic abusive relationship a “bad ending”? 😅

  • @waltergroceries9534
    @waltergroceries9534 Месяц назад +616

    My favorite detail from the Travis companion book epilogue is that Travis becomes an FBI agent, probably because of his dysregulation and violent outbursts

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ Месяц назад +33

      I’m sorry, what?

    • @waltergroceries9534
      @waltergroceries9534 Месяц назад +118

      “The second I graduated with a degree in criminal justice, it just made sense for the FBI to contact me. The honor was lost on me. It never occurred to me or Abby that they had thousands of applications a year, and didn’t make a habit of recruiting. But I was a built-in undercover operative, already having connections to Benny.
      Years of training and time away from home had culminated to Benny lying on the floor, his dead eyes staring up at the ceiling of the underground. The entire magazine of my Glock was buried deep in his torso.
      I lit a cigarette. “Call Sarah at the office. Tell her to book me the next flight. I want to be home before midnight.”
      “He threatened your family, Travis. We all know what Benny is capable of. No one blames you.”
      -last chapter of Walking Disaster

    • @t0xicChick3n
      @t0xicChick3n Месяц назад +68

      @@waltergroceries9534 Objectively terrible writing.

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +131

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PERFECT

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@waltergroceries9534IT JUST MADE SENSE I'M CRYING

  • @bno_wall5319
    @bno_wall5319 Месяц назад +527

    the just EXTRA midwestern accent given to parker is my favorite thing

  • @ananyaj.4704
    @ananyaj.4704 Месяц назад +65

    Your sly smile at every "more on this soon," and "we'll get there" was glaring evidence of how much your sanity was tested througout this book

  • @lasaaagna
    @lasaaagna Месяц назад +50

    THE BIT WHERE THE TATTOO IS REVEALED AND ITS JUST LIKE
    Pigeon
    MADE ME GENUINELY PAUSE THE TREADMILL SO I COULD CATCH MY BREATH FROM MY LAUGHING FIT

  • @EditingAnneka
    @EditingAnneka Месяц назад +367

    The American-Shepley break up had me near tears because of the idea of that man staying up stressed about this exact situation for months.

  • @saoirseh3770
    @saoirseh3770 Месяц назад +189

    The voice for Parker absolutely destroyed me lmfaoo why is he Canadian

    • @leslieknope3394
      @leslieknope3394 Месяц назад +3

      Hahahahaha omg that’s what I thought the accent was too!!

  • @rheynir8802
    @rheynir8802 Месяц назад +33

    I would love to read a retelling of this from Kara's POV- we just get all the classes and hearing the rumors while she is fending people off trying to get confirmation of said rumors and just get through her classes

  • @thepersonwiththepanels5351
    @thepersonwiththepanels5351 Месяц назад +37

    “Travis has such a vast collection of red flags in this book that you would think he was planning to secede and start his own nation” LEXI WHY IS EVERY SENTENCE OUT OF YOUR AMAZING MOUTH UNEQUIVOCAL BANGERS

  • @bunnyellabell
    @bunnyellabell Месяц назад +663

    a family friend's mother lent me this book when i was a teenager, and abuse was so nornalized for me that i made a pinterest aesthetic board for this book. in 2014.

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +248

      truly harrowing times

    • @jimenaaltuzar
      @jimenaaltuzar Месяц назад +105

      Did you just say “mother”? STRAIGHT TO JAIL

    • @nataliejanine4611
      @nataliejanine4611 Месяц назад +37

      find the pinterest board i need to see it

    • @confusedpotato5017
      @confusedpotato5017 Месяц назад +9

      i need the interests board now you can't just drop that like this

    • @bunnyellabell
      @bunnyellabell Месяц назад

      @@nataliejanine4611 just made it public again for y'all lol user is artisticow (i'm sorry)

  • @abbbbiie
    @abbbbiie Месяц назад +406

    If I could add a third PSA: If your friend treats you like America treats Abby, she's not your friend

  • @SophieReimer-Epp
    @SophieReimer-Epp Месяц назад +24

    "they cant tell what shes thinking but little do they know its because shes never had a thought in her entire life" cracked me up

  • @emma-i-322
    @emma-i-322 Месяц назад +86

    1:03:14 - i think “every girl from kansas needs a toto” broke me for real. i will need approx 6-8 business years to process the events in this book, thank you for putting yourself through this for us lexi, you are stronger than a united states marine

  • @rachelmoore1841
    @rachelmoore1841 Месяц назад +488

    “Cognitive dissonance comes for us all” is simultaneously the smartest and funniest thing I have ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @carolineparrish7951
    @carolineparrish7951 Месяц назад +199

    "It's only the moon and a man who's been to every other planet in the galaxy" must be one of Shakespeare's lost sonnets. That is POETRY and I CACKLED

  • @graceful_rose_thorns
    @graceful_rose_thorns Месяц назад +19

    I wasn’t watching the video at first, just listening and I thought “Mare” was “Mer,” short for America. But no, they’re calling her a horse. Horse and bird.

  • @cassondrablewett1478
    @cassondrablewett1478 Месяц назад +63

    the fact this this is only the plot of the first book is unhinged. how many pages was this book if all of these things happened and in the time span of 1 year…how do they still want each other at the end of the book after all happened and the TATTOO at the end is WILDD😭😭
    honestly the big take away i got from this is justice for kara

  • @libbypeterson8660
    @libbypeterson8660 Месяц назад +242

    “I would burn down his house but that’s just me” ☠️☠️☠️ this whole video was pure gold

  • @horusb975
    @horusb975 Месяц назад +845

    Learning that Dylan Sprouse was in the movie adaptation of this book was more of a shock than learning he co-starred in a wuxia movie based on the opera Turandot

    • @anitacollins571
      @anitacollins571 Месяц назад +71

      this left me speechless for a solid minute. wuxia...as in chinese martial arts??? DYLAN SPROUSE of disney channel fame??? if the film was produced in mainland china, did he learn mandarin???
      what casting director looked at the script for their wuxia turandot mashup and was like "hmm, this needs dylan sprouse"? and i thought manhuas were far-fetched when the female lead magically gets all the roles for being a jade-like beauty

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android Месяц назад +31

      Wait he WHAT
      he was in A WUXIA MOVIE
      BASED ON AN OPERA???
      What😭😭😭

    • @horusb975
      @horusb975 Месяц назад +49

      @@anitacollins571 yeah update I looked it up and it’s not actually a wuxia, I misremembered that part. It IS a Chinese film taking elements of Turandot and putting it in more of a fantasy framework. It’s called The Curse of Turandot. With regards to learning Mandarin he apparently stated that he spent six months learning it and speaking nothing but it while filming??? As for why Dylan Sprouse, I truly have no clue. I did find this trailer for it though: ruclips.net/video/Qgc4esKP9LQ/видео.htmlfeature=shared

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ Месяц назад +6

      I….. I literally have no words wtf

    • @athenawu02
      @athenawu02 Месяц назад +12

      I had to go research this because it sounded so wild... but yeah it was a 2021 movie flop. He was dubbed over though (standard practice)

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum Месяц назад +50

    The exaggerated Wisconsin accent when you're voicing Parker is absolutely perfect.

  • @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf
    @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf Месяц назад +13

    He has no training, no ability, no knowledge just sibling fights….the mental image of the fighting ring devolving into sibling slapfights in which he simply overpowers all through plot armor im crying.

  • @taytayreadssomanybooks
    @taytayreadssomanybooks Месяц назад +161

    as someone who went to jewish day school for grades k-12 when i heard about the hebrew tattoo i immediately paused the video and found the hebrew text so i could confirm my suspicion that it was a verse we spoke about in class all the time and something the author took so incredibly out of context. i am pleased to report that i was correct, and not only that but it was a quote that at least ten classmates used as their hebrew yearbook quote.

  • @frankie9373
    @frankie9373 Месяц назад +166

    I would ABSOLUTELY read a verson of this book (from a different author) of Karas pov that just gets more thriller the more often any of the others show up covered in blood with no explanation

    • @katl9180
      @katl9180 Месяц назад +6

      holy god i was thinking a book from kara's pov would be the best thing as i was watching this, just the abby/travis conversations that she is forced to bear witness to

  • @cherrybuds
    @cherrybuds Месяц назад +16

    the ending really was “i am always living, laughing, and loving with travis - abby❤”

  • @skyyefall
    @skyyefall Месяц назад +45

    the second hand embarrassment when you got to the "breaks out into song" section was so real i had to pause my work and pull out my headphones until it was over. a thousand blessings upon your house, lexi, for enduring what many of us can not and then giving us a 2hr long recap of it all.

  • @neonradius
    @neonradius Месяц назад +142

    I genuinely don’t think abusive relationships are inherently bad in books, even romance books (and yes, I say this as a survivor) but what really bothers me is how many scenes like the one at 1:25:00 feel the need to specifically say a clearly unhealthy relationship is actually fine. Like credence and fifty shades have similar scenes, I wish more dark romance would just say “yeah this is screwed up but it’s hot” and not feel the need to make it actually super healthy

    • @smolwanderer
      @smolwanderer Месяц назад +5

      This!

    • @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf
      @asteridshydrangea-jt2hf Месяц назад +5

      Same. I keep going back to Mr and Mrs Smith - or I’ve heard of the Korean film Thirst as an example of a darker tone ? And the thing about those is that they don’t even need to go as dumb because just treating the events with relatively appropriate gravitas makes it hit like a truck

  • @ItsnotBB9
    @ItsnotBB9 Месяц назад +489

    TWO HOURS?! Lexi I owe you my life

  • @bgc2997
    @bgc2997 Месяц назад +19

    FOUR EMPTY WALLS AND SOMBRERO IS KILING ME

  • @sophiewatermelon5673
    @sophiewatermelon5673 Месяц назад +17

    Imagining her poor roommate thinking they are UN. HINGED.

  • @MayTheFoxBeWithYou
    @MayTheFoxBeWithYou Месяц назад +110

    "There is a darkness inside this woman" had me in STITCHES

  • @Loey
    @Loey Месяц назад +349

    I literally JUST got through your Credence video yesterday, I cannot tell you how pleased I am to glue my eyes to the screen for the next 2 hours 💓

  • @mitsubi07
    @mitsubi07 Месяц назад +15

    I legit almost cried out of second hand embarrassment when you talked about him singing in the cafeteria.

  • @eleanorruth2843
    @eleanorruth2843 Месяц назад +11

    I had to sit with this video for a full 3 days. To process the interlude in Las Vegas. The Italian Mob. Run by Benny. The fact that she's a master poker player. All of it. Insane. And then they just GO BACK TO COLLEGE like it's NOTHING

  • @luuuuux_
    @luuuuux_ Месяц назад +78

    Random, but Travis getting a tattoo saying ‘pigeon’ has the same energy as Mal getting a tattoo saying ‘I am become a blade’ and one of those is much better than the other

  • @ADayToForget321
    @ADayToForget321 Месяц назад +246

    my toxic trait is this was my favorite book in high school

  • @nicolelazummie8098
    @nicolelazummie8098 Месяц назад +13

    Wait…he nicknames her PIGEON when there a literal BUTTERFLY on the cover. Am I the only one see this??

  • @anacecilia1387
    @anacecilia1387 Месяц назад +13

    abby feeling profoundly lonely because she realizes she belongs to no one is such an interesting moment for a character. like, the author did (accidentally?) write a female character who would feel attracted to possessive, obssessive guys. her mom is dead, her dad is terrible and gets her in trouble SHE has to rescue him out of, her best friend america is kinda unreliable, it would make sense for a character like this to think unconditional love is an angry dude promising to murder anyone to flirts with her. i can almost see the great but tragic story of two young people falling into obsession with each other because that's what they think love is. anyways, if anyone here likes shoujo, go read "a condition called love".

    • @nyanchat2657
      @nyanchat2657 17 дней назад

      I'm up to date with a condition called love and I'm ngl, I see the parallels with 0 subversion

  • @emilymazz5787
    @emilymazz5787 Месяц назад +166

    First rule of having read Beautiful Disaster, is you never again talk about having read Beautiful Disaster.
    Every time I remember this book it feels like a fever dream I wish wasn’t still so vivid

  • @beccac6812
    @beccac6812 Месяц назад +75

    1. Lexi is truly missing her calling as a audiobook narrator 😂 distinct voices for every character on fleek
    2. I think I manifested this video by commenting the day before it was uploaded asking if Lexi was okay and coming back 🤣

  • @davidillarretasolans6970
    @davidillarretasolans6970 Месяц назад +10

    Man, when Abby said "what are we, some kind of beautiful disaster?" that fucking sent me to the astral realm

  • @MulitcoloredPanda
    @MulitcoloredPanda Месяц назад +8

    I personally think this book putting out into the world that america is a secret background villain always plotting with no care or concern for women- while masquerading as it’s in their best interest- is actually pretty prophetic

  • @artiimusprime
    @artiimusprime Месяц назад +77

    this is perfect timing for me to eat my dinner like an ipad baby🙏

  • @dilllogan8703
    @dilllogan8703 Месяц назад +225

    WAKE UP BABE!!! NEW LEXI TWO HOUR LONG UNHINGED RECAP VIDEO JUST DROPPED!!!

  • @whos_laurel
    @whos_laurel Месяц назад +8

    Something about the way she speak tickles my brain so perfectly, like she’s so articulate about this stupid book lmao

  • @user-gj3ey8vc7o
    @user-gj3ey8vc7o Месяц назад +10

    "He's not Mick" I would hope he's not her father!? Also what?! Comparing your "friends interest" to her father?! WHAT?! *panic crying* ( I know there are others scenes but this is the one that broke the camels back)

  • @OzzyII
    @OzzyII Месяц назад +105

    400 pages is crazy for this book

    • @kindateia
      @kindateia Месяц назад +7

      A sprouse twin book video essay might've been the last place i expected to see this channel at😭 chaotic video essay icons together

    • @kriscuit
      @kriscuit Месяц назад

      ozzy??!!

  • @machinegunlament
    @machinegunlament Месяц назад +63

    I'm about to say something insane but I need a romance novel with an MMA guy that isn't just "stereotypical bad boy edgelord". Look at Mamed Khalidov and his wife, he's a really chill guy and they're a cute couple and they have 8 cats together. Give me that instead of wattpad abusive motorcycle man clone number 10000.

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +15

      I 100% would read this

    • @machinegunlament
      @machinegunlament Месяц назад +2

      @@newlynova If only I liked writing I'd make it happen :((

  • @rachkern
    @rachkern Месяц назад +18

    In awe of your notion. I've been using it to keep a detailed database of all the anime I've ever watched for a while now and I think you've just inspired me to start tracking everything else I could possibly consume or experience

  • @joelleblanc8670
    @joelleblanc8670 Месяц назад +49

    Justice for Kara.

  • @hinomaruoao2605
    @hinomaruoao2605 Месяц назад +150

    Actually appreciate you showing off your Notion because I've seen others talk about it but for whatever reason it's never fully clicked in my mind how fun (and useful) it could be to use until your little segment ♥︎

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +44

      i use my notion almost solely for goofball things!! it is a serious program that i use completely unseriously, 10/10 would recommend

  • @ZenitsusDad
    @ZenitsusDad Месяц назад +17

    Can we just appreciate that beautiful Wisconsin/midwestern accent you have for Parker? Out here doin’ God’s work.

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +8

      singing the songs of my people

  • @orionsbelt25
    @orionsbelt25 Месяц назад +8

    Travis and Abby need to stay together forever so that no one else has to deal with their nonsense

  • @stressica_
    @stressica_ Месяц назад +182

    Have I ever read this? No. Am I HYPE for this video? YES.

  • @remib1199
    @remib1199 Месяц назад +32

    i remember when both of the sprouse twins came back to acting. they made it seem like they were only going to be doing purposeful, meaningful projects…then cole does five feet apart and riverdale and dylan does this😂

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ Месяц назад +4

      Hey, five feet apart is a masterpiece compared to whatever these shit shows are

    • @remib1199
      @remib1199 Месяц назад +2

      @@luuuuux_oh for sure, but it wasn’t exactly the type of art house cinema that he acted like he was going to be making😭

    • @Ashbrash1998
      @Ashbrash1998 Месяц назад +2

      I mean those seem like art compared to this lol like Riverdale initially wasn't the red fuel it ended up being.

  • @cedarmccloud
    @cedarmccloud Месяц назад +10

    As someone who was in college in 2011, hearing about this book gave me intense flashbacks to that time 😵‍💫 for some reason the sombrero above Travis's bed is the thing that struck me most. I couldn't explain why but it just encapsulates every bro's dorm I ever saw back in the day....too on point lol

  • @heatherbocks
    @heatherbocks Месяц назад +5

    I love how Parker gets a similar voice to the younger brother in Creedence 😅

  • @PauloEduardo-sb2uf
    @PauloEduardo-sb2uf Месяц назад +142

    omg was missing so much a new video from this channel and now you comeback with fucking two hours roasting a book i never heard about, i'm in.

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +43

      as you can see the trenches have been warm

  • @jocelyn217
    @jocelyn217 Месяц назад +57

    54:08 it’s probably indicative of the desensitization this book is inflicting upon me that I see Parker as a normal character. Also, the aggressive motorcycle revs as bleeps are killing me

  • @sir-dame-sander
    @sir-dame-sander Месяц назад +7

    yknow, despite all the wild shit with the flash mob and the mafia and the deadly fire, I think the craziest part by far of this book is still just that travis is 100% undefeated. for comparison, the best professional boxers *in the whole world* only have 70-80% win rates (although there are a couple “undefeated” outliers, these are people who spend every hour of their lives boxing and the wins recorded are only from contract bouts). so either travis is some sort of demigod or he’s only ever beating the shit out of people who have no idea how to fight whatsoever

  • @renothy-
    @renothy- Месяц назад +2

    Not to be THAT viewer but you truly inspired me to make my own notion. As a self diagnosed autistic person (healthcare is expensive) and professionally diagnosed adhd haver, this is a dream come true. I didn’t know this existed and am thoroughly excited to start breaking down my life and hobbies into manageable bites in one place. It’s a big task but my organization coded mind is so hyped. So thanks for not only entertaining content (I vibe with your recs 85-90% of the time) but actually useful sponsors that your audience connects with.

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +1

      🫶🫶🫶 i hope you love it as much as i do, i am a notion shill through and through

  • @Sophie-qg9gw
    @Sophie-qg9gw Месяц назад +77

    Imagine Sarah and her friend watching this knowing they made Lexi film a 2 hour video on the book they recommended…. 😂

  • @Linkman95
    @Linkman95 Месяц назад +39

    I can't imagine the huge amount of work and psychic pain making these videos cause, but you can't imagine how much I enjoy them.

  • @WITCHTICS
    @WITCHTICS Месяц назад +10

    I have to let you know that this is probably one of the only ad reads that have ever worked That well on me. You sold me on notion right away by showing off your lists and going "oh im just. like this!". I usually skip ads but im also a sucker for... complicated lists and words and images. Well done! This video is going to keep me company while I work, now.

    • @yb0oot
      @yb0oot Месяц назад +3

      man, legit, it’s so cool seeing people partner up with sponsorships that you can tell the person actually likes lmao
      also yeah, i almost immediately downloaded notion onto my phone. _what kind of sorcery is this?!_

    • @WITCHTICS
      @WITCHTICS Месяц назад

      @@yb0oot Haha yeah for sure!! I also started using Notion right away and it's actually really useful!!

  • @ariverdreaming
    @ariverdreaming Месяц назад +6

    The half tribal tattoo butterfly cover should have tipped me off

  • @kya_spectre
    @kya_spectre Месяц назад +51

    the fact that you can consistently make such high-quality book reviews(?) despite how long the videos often end up being is mind-boggling to me. i've already rewatched your other recaps a few times because of how entertaining they are, so thank you for saving me the boredom of working in dead silence.

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 Месяц назад +30

    Please, I beg of you, watch the movie, it's nothing like the book and is basically an After parody. Dylan Sprouse is terribly miscast but he's also a comedic actor and it's so genuinely funny I promise

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +15

      i meant to but could only handle so much while working on this video LMAO now that it is done i am free to experience this masterpiece

  • @strawberrycheesecake5502
    @strawberrycheesecake5502 Месяц назад +4

    I feel like the worst crime here is that there's the core of a good story here. Like a guy trying to pay for college through underground fighting and a girl from a dysfunctional family background with ties to illegal gambling sound like genuinely interesting characters. You could do a lot with that, talk about class differences, the cost of higher education, what desperation can drive people to do, struggles of growing up etc. It's just that you'd have to write them as actual humans and not as weird caricatures.

  • @infoweeb4634
    @infoweeb4634 Месяц назад +7

    i have a theory that romance authors just write male leads like tolkien wrote smaug. just look at how he talks and acts and throw him in a human body and you have a romance novel love interest

    • @newlynova
      @newlynova  Месяц назад +1

      LMFAO A+

    • @infoweeb4634
      @infoweeb4634 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@newlynovagenuinely tho dude i think that would be a good video where its a guessing game between whether a passage is describing smaug or a male lead

  • @michellehelbig6710
    @michellehelbig6710 Месяц назад +69

    TWO HOURS?? We have been blessed.
    Thank you for (once again) going into the trenches for us. Hope you are well and treating yourself with kindness!