If I didn't have a girlfriend I'd probably be the biggest dissapointment in 3 billion years (Well, that has to wait, she's 13 and I'm 14, there's some time to wait.
RealLifeLore makes a video saying you better fricken have children or your gonna piss off LUCA and you do not want to know what happens when you piss of apparently the thing that made every living thing
I've been researching my genealogy for around 6 years now, during that time my research has spanned nearly 1200 years of history. Currently I've been researching a very famous Scottish King called Robert the Bruce and finding his ancestors. His furthest that I know of goes too 800AD where the human population was only around 220 million people at the time. I started the research to be closer to my grandmother, which it did. When she passed away I continued to do it to be close to her again, yet at the time I didn't know it but I didn't just do it just for her. I did it because I was interested in history and who came before me not just knowing the names but who they were as people. I found a distant cousin on the other side of the world, who has probably became one of my greatest friends who has helped me through tough times withing my life, even though we've only met once and now talk on a nearly daily level. I'm glad that I did this with my grandma, it taught me so much not just about my own history but other people's too. I understand more about history of different time periods in Europe, local surnames and their meanings. The wars and conflicts between them and overall have learned more about what has made me. A project I'm currently working on is producing a map of all births, marriages and deaths of every person with my surname in a nearly 300 year time frame in Scotland to understand the interconnectedness of all wider society. I find alot of people with my surname but I can never find a connection between myself and them. Through those 300 years alone, your 6th great grandmothers husband's brother also could be your your 7th great grandfather, then both of them could also share a common ancestor aswell. Proving the fact that we are all connected and related in some way. As this video says, travelling back then was so much harder than it is now, you wouldn't go far to find someone to continue the bloodlines and generations. The most important thing that I've learned is that we all are related, we might not share as much dna with each other, we might look or sound the same, taste in food or we don't share the same culture. Yet we all do share 2 things which we can all say we do, we're all human and we all live (atleast currently) on Earth our home. With the ongoing situation in Ukraine in 2022 even though its sad that one country wants to complety take over the other with force is disgusting and incredibly sad. Many people on both sides are going to die in this war, noone will win but everyone will lose in some way. When I see anyone, of course I notice the differences but I primarily notice the similarities between us all which everyone should do. What I'm saying is, we have no need for any war, any conflict. There's no need to be unkind or hurt anyone. Everyone you meet is a member of your family wether that's as close as your mum to as distant as your 30th cousin. Everyone reading this comment, make love, make peace and always be exceptionally kind no matter what you do in life. You don't know what's going on in other persons lives, you could say something mean, that will stick in someone's mind and could eventually cause mental health issues (which can stick around for a very long time) which they could end their life over. Or you could be nice, you can complement them, you can make them laugh and both be happier together. Isn't that better than being mean and both of you eventually being in some sort of pain. I think it is. ✌🏻🗺️ Lots of love to everyone, be safe my distant cousins!!!
You have written something extremely beautiful. Could you share your family tree I'm curious how you have made it. I am also doing exactly that cutrently
"What's interesting about all of this is that if you go back far enough, not only is all of humanity one giant, interconnected family, but all of life itself on Earth is just one incomprehensibly huge, interconnected family." Dominic Toretto likes this statement.
@@legrandliseurtri7495 Yeah. Imagine how many died w/o reproducing! They could literally have billions, trillions of descendants now. Thankfully, limited resources... So more conflicts happen.
Caveman dies peacefully in his own cave. Thousands of years later some doofuses set up a city called "cheddar" and all of a sudden, bam , you're forever the "cheddar man" now.
@Spencer Rees Americans often use the words "town" and "city" interchangeably so they don't really make much distinction; when they do make a distinction, they seem to use "city" in the way we use the word "town" and "town" in the same way we use the term "village"
In relation to this, I was also thinking that we all know someone through someone. If everyone we know also knows someone else, then it is a chain which never stops. This is the meaning of connection.
0:29 All of you are related to *me.* So how can this *be?* Using some very simple math, we can take a glance at your family *tree.* That's what I call an unitentional poem.
Vsauce: We are all related! 5 years later RealLifeLore: We are all related! 5 years later Who's gonna make a very popular song proving that everyone's related next time?
one of my ancestors is one of the people who designed the boats that George washington used to retreat across a Delaware river. Edit: for the many that had the wrong idea. I was saying that the person was a direct ancestor. thank you.
The premise of this video is interesting to me, as it is something I posited at a work luncheon in the 80s (everyone is related to everyone else, via mathematics). Of course this fleshes out the idea with much more science than I did ;) Keep up the good work!
0:48 "Just 5 generations ago (or 125 years) before the date you were born, you theoretically would have had 32 ancestors" -That's unless your great-great-grandfather on your dad's side wouldn't have had a secret relationship with your great-grand-mother on your mum's side.
Not actually I believe in the bible it says that 4th generation is far enoff to have intimate relation ship with as well as it is Far enoff to prevent genetic mutation
"History will remember you for being the most chad person to ever lived." "History will remember you as 'Cheddar Man'. " That's what I took from this video
Well that's not exactly how it would work. You'd still need to be from ome of the branches of the family that have direct lineage to a ruling monarch. And that's highly unlikely considering the inbreeding and breeding within extended family or other royal families.
Nope, actually most of europe has a claim to the throne, just that there are so many people with a bigger claim then you that most of europe would probably have to die for you to claim it.
I’m pretty sure I have an Asian ancestor in my distant family tree. I absolutely love Asian foods! I just made a large serving of Pad Thai for the whole week.
I have a claim on: The British Empire The Ottoman Empire The German Empire The Kingdom of France The Kingdom of Spain and a lot of other empires and Kingdoms.
*ringing phone* Me: Hey Bill can I have a little bit of money? Maybe like 7 billion dollars? I wanna get some maccas Bill Gates: Definitely because you are my favourite cousin:)
well relative to everyone who literally came before you. (sort of a bad joke when taken a different way) you did not continue the line of people and broke the chain at you.
Man if more people knew about this , I think we all would treat everyone more as family and hopefully we would not see each other as different as we do today
Actually you don't necessarily have to have 4 grandparents or 8 great-grandparents since they could be the same person. If your parents were siblings then you only have 2 grandparents.
One of my great aunts knows everything about my family history, and I found out that one of my ancestors distant cousins was sir Walter Scott, aka the person that “invented” Scotland.
Another Someone else: you're also related to justin bieber. Man: you're also related to Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin. Guy: you're also related to Kim Jong Un and donald John Trump. Person: you're also related to your enemy. You: *conmits sucide*
*So that’s what she meant by “You’re like a brother to me”...*
Uff ngl that's painful
Ahh dude got friended
*_“He’s like a brother to me.....”_*
*_“I treated him like my own sister.....”_*
"He was like a father to me"
I can't believe after I watch this video so I'm your ancestor right or you're just alive and I'm alive right now so we're like a big family
So every war is just a big family fight?
@ everyone reproducing is just the whole world as Alabama
*Illusion 100*
Hey there dad
I'm your related son that you don't know
I mean, many of the people who initiated wars were European monarchs, who were often closely related anyway.
So that Nigerian prince was actually my uncle?
Odd1sout reference
..
I guess he was, time
Yo get my million dollars
Amazing Gamer cat Extraordinaire the Nigerian prince thing has existed for yeats
No, but he sure is your distant cousin.
I gotta call Elon Musk and tell him he owes me some money because I'm his long lost son
cousin*
Husband*
@@justcallmeboss7119 gay
@@supermariochris5002 lesbian
@@justcallmeboss7119 *I am at a loss for words. You win.*
"If you fail to have children you are the first to do so in your generation"
Me: Yup that'll be me
:(
Actually, everyone is doing it.
We're related but also an almost failure.
*Sad noises* dude same. Good thing my brother is straight to carry on the family name :3
Same lol
I'm gonna ruin 1,000,000,000,000 people's tree
I'm greedy
I guess I can have a legitimate claim on the kingdom of France.
Kekero out of 7.6 billion people
Not if I have something to say about it (starts a duel)
I would like this but it has 420 likes
Kekero and I can have a legitimate claim on the Mongolian empire.
Yep, your just number 10,000,000 in the line of succession.
*sweet home Alabama plays softly in the distance*
More like Tennessee
:)
"So you are the first one to interrupt your family chain"
Me: I always knew I am the dissapointment of my family
Not the forst
I am part of your family because we are related
If I didn't have a girlfriend I'd probably be the biggest dissapointment in 3 billion years
(Well, that has to wait, she's 13 and I'm 14, there's some time to wait.
When you realise the Nigerian prince was telling the truth
*Existential crisis*
But he also still wanted to steal you’re money so whats should we do? ._.
And he is our cousin
So we are cousins of Bill Gates....
Lmao
Me: "I kind of like you..."
Crush: "But I see you as a brother!"
Me:
But we cousins not brothers
Yea
@@superbeltman6197 I didn’t know you were from Bama.
Bro this is crazy that I ran into you I am different persons remember we talked? this is my other acc
@@kewlgrandma4475 oh yea lol
Me : *fails to have children*
LUCA : I'm so disappointed in you.
liked
RealLifeLore makes a video saying you better fricken have children or your gonna piss off LUCA and you do not want to know what happens when you piss of apparently the thing that made every living thing
RealLifeLore guy is being kind of a dick about it. You break a chain that traces back to the dawn of life, you don’t need him piling on. Lol
😌
I've thought about this before
I've been researching my genealogy for around 6 years now, during that time my research has spanned nearly 1200 years of history.
Currently I've been researching a very famous Scottish King called Robert the Bruce and finding his ancestors. His furthest that I know of goes too 800AD where the human population was only around 220 million people at the time.
I started the research to be closer to my grandmother, which it did. When she passed away I continued to do it to be close to her again, yet at the time I didn't know it but I didn't just do it just for her. I did it because I was interested in history and who came before me not just knowing the names but who they were as people.
I found a distant cousin on the other side of the world, who has probably became one of my greatest friends who has helped me through tough times withing my life, even though we've only met once and now talk on a nearly daily level.
I'm glad that I did this with my grandma, it taught me so much not just about my own history but other people's too. I understand more about history of different time periods in Europe, local surnames and their meanings. The wars and conflicts between them and overall have learned more about what has made me.
A project I'm currently working on is producing a map of all births, marriages and deaths of every person with my surname in a nearly 300 year time frame in Scotland to understand the interconnectedness of all wider society.
I find alot of people with my surname but I can never find a connection between myself and them. Through those 300 years alone, your 6th great grandmothers husband's brother also could be your your 7th great grandfather, then both of them could also share a common ancestor aswell. Proving the fact that we are all connected and related in some way.
As this video says, travelling back then was so much harder than it is now, you wouldn't go far to find someone to continue the bloodlines and generations.
The most important thing that I've learned is that we all are related, we might not share as much dna with each other, we might look or sound the same, taste in food or we don't share the same culture.
Yet we all do share 2 things which we can all say we do, we're all human and we all live (atleast currently) on Earth our home.
With the ongoing situation in Ukraine in 2022 even though its sad that one country wants to complety take over the other with force is disgusting and incredibly sad. Many people on both sides are going to die in this war, noone will win but everyone will lose in some way.
When I see anyone, of course I notice the differences but I primarily notice the similarities between us all which everyone should do.
What I'm saying is, we have no need for any war, any conflict. There's no need to be unkind or hurt anyone. Everyone you meet is a member of your family wether that's as close as your mum to as distant as your 30th cousin.
Everyone reading this comment, make love, make peace and always be exceptionally kind no matter what you do in life. You don't know what's going on in other persons lives, you could say something mean, that will stick in someone's mind and could eventually cause mental health issues (which can stick around for a very long time) which they could end their life over. Or you could be nice, you can complement them, you can make them laugh and both be happier together. Isn't that better than being mean and both of you eventually being in some sort of pain. I think it is.
✌🏻🗺️
Lots of love to everyone, be safe my distant cousins!!!
You too robert
hope this wouldnt be too weird but ive always wanted to do this but i have no idea where to start, any advice?
Glad your surname wasn't "Simp". For there will be legions of you and you'll run out of ink and paper.
You have written something extremely beautiful.
Could you share your family tree I'm curious how you have made it. I am also doing exactly that cutrently
Me too, cousion or whatever you are
Scientist:We are all related
Alabama:**IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE**
**Wii music plays**
@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated alabama has cousin marriage allowed so...
Not funny
@Fmono • 39 years ago • Updated me too, ROLL TIDE ROLL (sry Alabama joke)
Nice
"To bananas"
Me: *eating a banana*
Also Me: I have killed my sibling
fratricide / sororicide
Cousin but banana not living so you can say steak or something
@@guatemalaballmappers8989 bruh banana is a living being but they dont move or feel pain
@@checkyourwall moving banana go brrr
The banana is part of the tree so if you kill the tree than you killed your sibling
I miss you all my brothers and sisters big hug from me love you all 🤗💙
u fucking gay?
living master how is that gay idiot
@@xexen4765 cause he's big smoke
Big Smoke THAN THAT MEANS YOU LOVE JAMES CHARLES. HE BETRAYED US ALL.
@@OneonSajid I'm from Germany I have no idea who the hell he is
"What's interesting about all of this is that if you go back far enough, not only is all of humanity one giant, interconnected family, but all of life itself on Earth is just one incomprehensibly huge, interconnected family."
Dominic Toretto likes this statement.
Family no more
Did someone say.. *taps table repeatedly*
*FAMILY*
*swims to a fish and aggresively points at it*
"I AM RELATED TO YOU."
So this means that I AM related to a Nigerian Prince who is in need of my financial support?
exactly! now help a brother out
Good luck
no, Nigeria is not a Monarchy
And also to me! Let's gooo. It's me da baby. I'm on my secret account and I need your social security number. HUH!?
Here is proof 👉👶👈
@@asylumskp4391 813 4569
I was literally thinking about this my whole life
Me to
Yo también, familia.
@@1888joel hola, soy ingles y hablo español muy fatal, uhhhh.......
Adios, XD
@@Miraj1006 Hi, What's the problem with that? I haven't even studided English.
I owe everything to movies and video games
me too
I am related too:
My crushes
Hitler
Stalin
Kim Jong Un
Genghis Khan
...
Hi cousin
Hi cousin
Hey step bro where ya been?
Sankarih are you ok cousin
Genghis Khan did nothing wrong. Change my mind
"wait please dont kill me"
"why shouldn't i?"
"you're my 387th cousin 1896732 times removed"
"ok homie"
*well boys we did it murder is no more*
**goes to family reunion**
**spots hitler**
um excuse me, what the fu-
- weeb - any thing wrong with me?😒
Hey cousin
+Elie Ngakani more like LASSEN SIE DIESE PARTEI BEGINNEN !!!
Hi shishthar
lmao
“We’re all related”
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
w o a h d u d e XD
Street hwome awlyffcycwvuhrdyjovrcujabama
I was the 420 like
Where the skies are so blue
Oof
Time to call up my cousin Bill Gates.
Lol
Tell him to give me some money too...You are related to me remember
Lol
Despacito Rico Mapping or is he jk
Despacito Rico Mapping I see you made a new video time time to watch it
5:45 Thanks for the shout-out
~Sincerely, Greg
😂😂😂
NO WAY ITS *THE* GREG
so this is basically a family gathering right here!
My nigga
Unpopular Opinion hi
hi dad
WOW
Unpopular Opinion hey cousim
Is every war just intense family arguments?
every time you wash your hands you wage an all-out civil war against millions of your distant cousins, slaughtering them without regret
When you think about it that way, yes. Really, really intense family arguments.
@@skyscall oh okay
shut up dad
Ranel Gallardo I...I Guess So
wait...does that mean I’m related to all the ppl who do 3am vids....?
I refuse
Ikr
We are all also technically related to Karen.
Karen: _Rants about big pharma_
Everyone: *Ahh, Sh-t Here we go again.*
Denise Martinez I REFUSE BEING RELATED TO MORGZ
Hey second cousin!
boohoo Hey!
"You will be the first in a long line of ancestors spanning billions of years to fail to have kids"
thats a lot of pressure
No millions of years but its stil alot of pressure
I'm not sure why you think that. Why would it matter?
@@legrandliseurtri7495 Yeah. Imagine how many died w/o reproducing! They could literally have billions, trillions of descendants now. Thankfully, limited resources... So more conflicts happen.
“Hey brother Kim Jong Un, can you tell me how much nukes you have now?”
Hey cousin, how are you
Yeah ita cousing not brother
Kim jong un:
No.
Hey brother Donald trump? How is your plan of promoting rebellions in Africa?
Kim has like 40 nukes whereas usa haa more then 6k
"Ew that means everything is incest!"
The Alabama man: Im four parallel universes ahead of you
Thats just one QPU
Wassup cousin?
I'm from Alabama. Come on dude
Sweeet hooome aaalabama
another reason why i hate fangirls
Caveman dies peacefully in his own cave. Thousands of years later some doofuses set up a city called "cheddar" and all of a sudden, bam , you're forever the "cheddar man" now.
That's England for you.
@Spencer Rees Americans often use the words "town" and "city" interchangeably so they don't really make much distinction; when they do make a distinction, they seem to use "city" in the way we use the word "town" and "town" in the same way we use the term "village"
lol
lmfao this comment got to me
Cheddar Man - My Nickname In High School
In relation to this, I was also thinking that we all know someone through someone. If everyone we know also knows someone else, then it is a chain which never stops. This is the meaning of connection.
So every war is just a huge family feud, including war on drugs (burning the weeds), war on diseases🤔
Shut up, son.
Survey said!
WellBeSerious12 don’t talk to my grandson like that!
Most WW1 leaders in Europe we're 1st cousins to each other
Be quite or your grounded 🤫
0:29
All of you are related to *me.*
So how can this *be?*
Using some very simple math,
we can take a glance at your family *tree.*
That's what I call an unitentional poem.
Nice
eciN
nicE
Nice
Nice
Wait..... We’re all related to serial killers, psychos, and murderers and they kill their distant siblings.
Yes.
YAAAAASS
Yup!
We're not really siblings though because we'll have different Gene's, but we kindove are
yup ik the world id fucked up
Vsauce: We are all related!
5 years later
RealLifeLore: We are all related!
5 years later
Who's gonna make a very popular song proving that everyone's related next time?
Walks into Germany, cousin Adolf said this is mine
walks into the 1700's, im president now 👧
Lol
I’m Lucy from 5 million years ago you better be respectful
one of my ancestors is one of the people who designed the boats that George washington used to retreat across a Delaware river.
Edit: for the many that had the wrong idea. I was saying that the person was a direct ancestor. thank you.
true.
same
One of my ancestors is every single French royal of the house of Bourdon
wow
@@user-ne1vt6qp7t sure
So wars are just family arguments?
Diego Jimenez Caldera JAMES CHARLES BETRAYED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows 1 - 10 you wrote the same comment with the last comment
Hey cousin
iixBlackMask ?! Those weapons are just toys
stolen
LUCA at a family meeting: Awww look how you grew! Do you remember me?
Oh so when James Charles says “hey sisters!” He actually is talking to his sisters
oh no, im one of his sisters now
👧
👗👜
👢
@Abby Leonard your cousin
Ew gay
Fok u MatE .
And pewdiepie
still killing that mosquito though
Yeah, because he owes me money.
Yea what about the ketchup packet I squished by accident
Mosquito:cousin don't kill me
Hacker: Gimmie your phone number
Me: Your my relative, you should know...
Hi good old cousin
I don't think a hacker will ASK for your phone number, but ight
YESSS I GOT THE 69TH LIKE (this comment is a joke and i am actullay the 69th like)
bioly300 I.... ruined it
So the intro "You're the best big brother I could've ever asked for" actually makes sense?
AYOOO
"Hello, is this Bill Gates? Yeah, you know I'm your cousin, can you give me 2 million dollars?"
no
hi sup hello hi
hello uncle take me out of the gulag plz
Yeah give me something too im related to him.
More like 2 billion
Just 2 Millions?
Kim Jong Un: *sends nuke*
Me: Oh! Wait a minute, Uncle!
i mean south koreans and north koreans probably have close family members in both countries
Alex Ettamarna Kim jong un is dead
Alex Haynes * 544 years ago ok bud
What
Kim jong Un is a hero🤩
*Alabama has entered the server*
Zecto Mask whats up distant cousin
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Prometheus458 whats up distant cousin
SWEET HOME ALABAMA I LIVE THERE IN BIRMINGHAM
@@thatkid_moe638 English birmingham is better.
The premise of this video is interesting to me, as it is something I posited at a work luncheon in the 80s (everyone is related to everyone else, via mathematics). Of course this fleshes out the idea with much more science than I did ;)
Keep up the good work!
Me: so I can be the king of england?
The queen: *Laughs in Immortal*
You would have to kill A LOT of people but yeah you could be king
Hey cousin if you become king when the queen is bored and go to visit god can u give me some money and nukes for a uhhhhh school project?
Hey cousin
Tecnicly yes
Unfortunately, you have to have a legitimate line of descent from the Electress Sophia to be in the line of succession to the British throne. Sorry.
Alabama went global
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
THE ONE nah that’s Kentucky
Li Aurrecoechea lol
Nooo😂😂😂
Li Aurrecoechea naw tennessee.
these science vids get me every time. like my class doesn't teach me this stuff
Snazz yeah because your not gonna use this type of stuff in the future. Like algebra
Snazz If they did we would pay more attention
@@Abandee almost everything whats teached in school u will not use in future
@@User-je7gf I don't know how to pay taxes.. but I do know how the Pythagorean thereom..
Thx school...
Most shit in school in pointless
RealLifeLore: Why You're Related to Everybody
Alabama: *They called me a mad man*
hey brothers and sisters
Helllllllo
Sup
Yo what’s up m8
Or cousin s
Sup sis from another mother
*goes to family reunion and sees an elephant walking around*
This can’t be true
I REFUSE TO BE RELATED TO JAKE AND LOGAN PAUL
Yepee
Same
Me to
Its not that bad, but i absolutely REFUSE to be related to liberals
DAMMIT
0:48 "Just 5 generations ago (or 125 years) before the date you were born, you theoretically would have had 32 ancestors" -That's unless your great-great-grandfather on your dad's side wouldn't have had a secret relationship with your great-grand-mother on your mum's side.
Me: "its all Alabama?"
Reallifelore" " always has been"
Underrated comment
@@galllion1801 Extremely underrated
why is where i live talking? this makes no sense
Repent of your sins and follow Jesus Christ Almighty
So true
"If you fail to make children, you're the first person ... to fail to do so."
Me: Fails to do so
Me: Give me my recognition award
John Christian Ballesteros copy
Luca:*sad noises*
George Washington and Issac Newton didn’t have any kids
no
Damn, that made me feel like a loser on a cosmic scale :(
James Charles took “hey sisters” to the next level.
Hey Ican your adopted The video : well not anymore🥲
So he's not lying after all
Dear lord
XD
Hey sister/brother
Oh boy, can't wait to disappoint LUCA :D
So, if you have a child with another Human, then that's considered incest...
...
*_Top 10 biggest plot twists of all time_*
ディアスジェレミー yes
Not actually I believe in the bible it says that 4th generation is far enoff to have intimate relation ship with as well as it is Far enoff to prevent genetic mutation
The_io_Gamer too many other partners in world to do any relative
The_io_Gamer but it’s still incest
@@user-nk8zx1yw8s you mean 0.1/100 percent incest? We're over 100 million generations over. That's still incest but 000000.1% incest
"History will remember you for being the most chad person to ever lived."
"History will remember you as 'Cheddar Man'. "
That's what I took from this video
polar bear:Walks into your apartment
mom who watched this video:LeT yOur CouSIN pLay
you know the “we are family” song? that makes a lot more sense now.
wait so im related to Albert Einstein??
THEN WHY AM I SO STUPID!!!
Cuz you have RUclips
Mobile Cyclop tru
because he actually used his brain and you did not
Cause ur also related to jake paul and Logan paul
Walnut Animations BTW JAMES CHARLES BETRAYED YOU, ME AND ALL OF US
Well I have European ancestry so I'm gonna go lay claim to the French throne
Well that's not exactly how it would work. You'd still need to be from ome of the branches of the family that have direct lineage to a ruling monarch. And that's highly unlikely considering the inbreeding and breeding within extended family or other royal families.
Nope, actually most of europe has a claim to the throne, just that there are so many people with a bigger claim then you that most of europe would probably have to die for you to claim it.
The Queen is my great x10 Aunt
its a very intricate way to commit suicide by decapitation
Jivan Grewal
speedy01247
r/woosh
_Got the real reason why my Crush called me Bro!_
F
Aw. So he didn't friendzone you, go for it
Ya!
I’m pretty sure I have an Asian ancestor in my distant family tree. I absolutely love Asian foods! I just made a large serving of Pad Thai for the whole week.
Imma call Jeff Bezos to ask him for some cash since he's basically my uncle.
But then he denied
I laughed too hard at this
Hey, leave my grandpa alone
Good luck
You know Jeff Bezos isn't human but the 77th incarnation of Lucifer right?
“Friends come and go but *family* stay forever”
Not all friends go
Mosquito: *Bites me*
Me: you and I are family...
*SMACK*
Nommerz lol
No wonder they love me so much.
Fuckin' bitches.
OMLHAHAHAHAHAH
E C S D E E
Just another mooch
This was seriously an AMAZING vid !
Wait so my girlfriend is my *sister*
Nope, just a distant familiar
😂😂😂
Sweet home Alabama
protoss dragoon 😂ikr
tough break
I have a claim on:
The British Empire
The Ottoman Empire
The German Empire
The Kingdom of France
The Kingdom of Spain
and a lot of other empires and Kingdoms.
Guten tag my friend,love prußen from turkey
las plagas
Guten Tag Brother also greetings from Turkey.
Poland is free! Chwała polsce!
*Preußen Gloria intensified!!!!*
WAIT DOES THAT MEAN THAT OTTOMANS COULD BE AN ACTUAL SUCCESOR TO ROME?????? WTH
*ringing phone*
Me: Hey Bill can I have a little bit of money? Maybe like 7 billion dollars? I wanna get some maccas
Bill Gates: Definitely because you are my favourite cousin:)
No I’m his favourite cousin
no I am
Ultron 10 Westbrook ain't with the thunder no more
no me
No me
Me: I've finally made a decision to not have kids.
LUCA: *What have you done with my legacy!?*
I knew I was related to *Gordon Ramsey!!!*
young prodigy
Lmao
The LAMB SAUCE IS RELATED TO GORDON RAMSAY OMG
Where’s the lamb sssssssaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuccccccccccceeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Last One Winged Angel IT’S SOOO RAW IT’S STILL RUNNING ON THE FIELD
@@anhleviet2972 RAMSAY RAMSAY!
"If you don't have a child, you've failed" Nice message there RLL, XD
He said the truth =]
Thats another truth =[
I guess RLL doesn’t realize that some people are fine with said “failure”
well relative to everyone who literally came before you. (sort of a bad joke when taken a different way) you did not continue the line of people and broke the chain at you.
@@MlokLik nah, it isn't the truth. I'm not failing. I'm winning at living my life the way I want.
So pretend i adopt a kid, there could be a chance of relation
Omg
Evelyn M not a chance 100% Chance
it's 100% you're just not under the same family name related
5:57 you call it failure, I call it trolling
I’m related to Kim Jung-Un then?
XD lol
Shit I'm related to Kim-jong-un
And jake and logan paul, and james charles 😬
And donald trump
@rgtrooper13we were not comparing anyone buddy we were just having fun and spatting out names. You are the only one acting salty here.
So that means I arrested my bro’s?!?
sHiItE
Boring comment
Legendary 335 like your life
FBl Aw ty :))
FBI OPEN UP!
wait is that FBI-ception then?
👌😂👌
Man if more people knew about this , I think we all would treat everyone more as family and hopefully we would not see each other as different as we do today
People treat each other worst within families
and there would be less gays
@@gytvyvbk3788 what??
@@birdsayshello people would care about there family tree a lot more
yeah I don't think that would work
Actually you don't necessarily have to have 4 grandparents or 8 great-grandparents since they could be the same person. If your parents were siblings then you only have 2 grandparents.
he explained that later in the vid
Someone I knew whose family was from the West Bank in palestine has maternal grandparents who are 1st cousins. He is totally disgusted by it.
@@olive_incorporated4803that is actually very common around the world. 😅
Stand user: history teacher
Stand name: CHEDDAR MAN
Someone definately needs to make a song or a band or an album named *CHEDDAR MAN*
So Araki could put on part 9 or 10
Yare yare daze
Sticky hands
@@suziehee2851 we need a song about cheese
Wait the queen of England is my great aunt?
IM ROYALTY
You alright cuz 🤣
We are all ROYALTYYYY
Wait so does this mea i can say the n word
@@amacedocr30 yes
Yay
Astronaut 1: *stares at the earth from space * so it was Alabama all this time?
Astronaut 2: Always was........brother
So my cousin invented the Toyota Corolla
Lol
*cousins
so all the nigerian emails arent lying when they say that they are my long lost cousin
Lmao yes
*AM I RELATED TO A TOYOTA COROLLA?*
ItzHussuni I think
Damn I was about to comment that
Yes, as you are from the universe aswell
Nobody is related to god.
You wish
I demand to be in everyones will or I’m suing.
*Sees a mosquito*
“Hey distant cousin”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey cousin how are you?
idk why, but i lost it when he said “greg”
My science teacher is named Greg.
Jax Matthews my cousin Greg is your science teacher
Greg.
@@JarkaKavraizhkiRUclips
My cousin Greg, who is also your cousin, teaches science to his cousin.
Ok this is getting random
It’s nice to see that the person reading this is part of my family
@@lisnicvictor2063 Sup my cousin
Hello my distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, distant, cousin!
Hello my cousin.
Hey cousin
I’m your sister now where’s mommy 👹
One of my great aunts knows everything about my family history, and I found out that one of my ancestors distant cousins was sir Walter Scott, aka the person that “invented” Scotland.
greg
all hail greg
What
I k n o w a g r e g
SirFlamehood Damn, l wondered what that meant before the video, lol.
who is greg?
Me:I’m related to pewdiepie
Someone else: your also related to James Charles
Me:shit
So he’s gay for a reason...
Another Someone else: you're also related to justin bieber.
Man: you're also related to Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin.
Guy: you're also related to Kim Jong Un and donald John Trump.
Person: you're also related to your enemy.
You: *conmits sucide*
And Logan Paul.
Hi cuz you feel sad the world will support you your family will
why cousin
Wow this is so sad.
Alexa, play "Sweet Home Alabama"
Finally, something other than Despacito...
Ganaram Inukshuk that’s sad alexa play despacito
im dead
🅱️ountry 🅱️oads 🅱️ake me 🆎️ome
So we are a family
This explains why Queen Elizabeth II reminds me so much of my grandmother.
**astronauts in space***
"Its All ALABAMA!!!"
"It always been Alabama"
Cocks gun
@@qwertyasdf9290 bye bye brother
What
What does this have to do with Alabama