If You Get Stranded in the Past, How to Tell What Year You’re In

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 года назад +25536

    I’m currently stuck during the Aztec times and found this video helpful as I’m about to get sacrificed by Aztec Warriors

    • @alexmarcell1356
      @alexmarcell1356 3 года назад +1160

      That's why you should always carry a gun for safety reasons of course.

    • @kronoscart
      @kronoscart 3 года назад +91

      @John Smith r/woooosh

    • @timjbbc
      @timjbbc 3 года назад +28

      💀

    • @anne.andromeda
      @anne.andromeda 3 года назад +73

      Try determinate whether there are big bouts on the coast or not. If there are, you are somethere after 1400s, when Columbus got to America. Or after 1000 if you are on the east coast of Canada

    • @anne.andromeda
      @anne.andromeda 3 года назад +34

      @John Smith they probably got a signal coming through time portal they came through

  • @frostbittenwinds9703
    @frostbittenwinds9703 3 года назад +6822

    “If you’re in Britain and can’t understand what people are saying, you’re either in the 14th century CE... or in Scotland.”

    • @insertname1837
      @insertname1837 3 года назад +202

      Made me laugh so hard

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад +153

      laughs in speaking a germanic language

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 3 года назад +18

      😂

    • @Emberrss
      @Emberrss 3 года назад +28

      We are no British. (At least hopefully soon)

    • @NitramGTi
      @NitramGTi 3 года назад +112

      @@Emberrss England, Scotland and Wales are all on the island called Great Britain so not sure that is 100% accurate, unless you're moving out of the island and changing your nationality.

  • @ravinchowdhury5215
    @ravinchowdhury5215 2 года назад +3397

    Time traveller: "Hey, what year is it?"
    Roman legionary: "120 BC"
    Time traveller: "What's BC?"
    Roman legionary: “Before Christ.”
    Time traveller: “Who’s Christ?”
    Roman legionary: "No idea mate"

    • @soulextinguisher
      @soulextinguisher 2 года назад +61

      Lmao

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 2 года назад +87

      What did people in BC call there time?anyone else ask that thing?

    • @luckymouse1988
      @luckymouse1988 2 года назад +330

      @@brianstabile165 Depends on the culture, but they'd probably reference important events in their immediate history, most likely regarding rulers.
      The Xth year of Emperor Y's reign.
      The Xth year of King Y's reign.
      The Xth year of the Y Dynasty.
      The Xth year of Consul Y and Z's period.
      The last one was used by the Romans if I'm not mistaken.

    • @jerrybaker8597
      @jerrybaker8597 2 года назад +26

      @@brianstabile165 generally the somany units of time of the era of insert famous family name

    • @Ore0219
      @Ore0219 2 года назад +39

      @@brianstabile165 Japan still uses the year of the current emperor's reign on their money as well as in other facets of their culture while, at the same time, observing the widely accepted Roman calendar and dating system

  • @KOKOBC
    @KOKOBC 2 года назад +83

    I love how I will literally never need this yet it still feels like I’m learning something that will help me survive this scenario

  • @coolmanab_42069
    @coolmanab_42069 3 года назад +7464

    Imagine travelling back 30 seconds in time but you’re in the most isolated part of Antarctica so you have no idea if it’s still 2020 or 15 million years ago

  • @thanos174
    @thanos174 3 года назад +5135

    “You can’t go on land”
    “Why”
    “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER”

  • @petertrevorah7388
    @petertrevorah7388 2 года назад +241

    The more interesting question is how to tell if you’ve slipped into a parallel universe. Here’s a couple of obvious ways: 1. You go to a medical appointment and the doctor sees you at the time of your appointment; and 2. You go to the supermarket and your trolley runs in a straight line. How else would you tell?

    • @uggomcspit5954
      @uggomcspit5954 2 года назад +5

      Don't forget about how if you see giant screaming men, you're in Earth 53.

    • @camila_lt
      @camila_lt 2 года назад +5

      If there is Half-life 3 or Portal 3 you are between Earth 678 and 980, if there is Geometry Dash 2.2 you are between Earth 3 and 4

    • @timefliesaway999
      @timefliesaway999 2 года назад +2

      If you see a doppelgänger of yourself, if we’re going by the dc Version of parallel universes

    • @kaelanirevyruun1676
      @kaelanirevyruun1676 2 года назад +1

      It all depends on what the changes are xD

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 2 года назад +2

      The answer is simple: just go to the nearest bookstore and look at the cover of The Berenstein Bears.

  • @alexxhowtf
    @alexxhowtf 3 года назад +776

    Me: “How would you describe the president”
    Citizen: “He is amazing and mind blowing!”
    Me: “Ok, we’re in 1963”

    • @kiowna1881
      @kiowna1881 2 года назад +27

      Okay we're in 2009

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed 2 года назад +25

      Okay, we're in 2034

    • @adamraserovaquera
      @adamraserovaquera 2 года назад +20

      Okay, we're on 2045, and would you look at that, it's an emperor; and wait I am the emperor, and I'm amazing and mindblowing

    • @caligulasaquarium7637
      @caligulasaquarium7637 2 года назад +13

      Okay we're in 2018

    • @maximipe
      @maximipe 2 года назад +12

      Well depends, president of where?

  • @joshuaberardelli9461
    @joshuaberardelli9461 3 года назад +1776

    I kinda expected the entire video to be: “If you don’t see any Toyota Corollas on the roads then you’re sometime between 13.8 billion years ago and 1937, but if you do then you’re sometime between 1937 and now... good luck”

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 3 года назад +40

      And don't forget where the steering wheel is located.

    • @bmwm5324
      @bmwm5324 3 года назад +9

      Missed the Toyota Corolla

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 3 года назад +20

      Toyota Corolla didn't hit the road until the mid 60s

    • @kevinp.h8655
      @kevinp.h8655 3 года назад +3

      I’m doomed since I have a hard time intensifying cars

    • @99toyotacorolla
      @99toyotacorolla 3 года назад +3

      hey

  • @bosnianseparatist1174
    @bosnianseparatist1174 3 года назад +4488

    RealLifeLore: releases "Why travelling in the past is impossible"
    Also RealLifeLore: Timetravel tutorial

    • @Stings2pee
      @Stings2pee 3 года назад +11

      HAHAHA

    • @NazarusGG
      @NazarusGG 3 года назад +157

      He plays both sides, so he cant lose

    • @gbomb2520
      @gbomb2520 3 года назад +11

      His name irl is Joseph Piscenti btw

    • @pillowey9171
      @pillowey9171 3 года назад +16

      @@gbomb2520 ok?

    • @cringetv2153
      @cringetv2153 3 года назад +15

      G Bomb did we ask?

  • @thomassamai4861
    @thomassamai4861 2 года назад +79

    You have no idea how long I've been struggling since my date finder got destroyed. Really needed this guide, thank you!

  • @user-mx4sm9cv7e
    @user-mx4sm9cv7e 3 года назад +144

    Me: "Okay I had my 10min break back to studying"
    RUclips: "what if you accidentally time traveled"
    Me: "Yeah your right"

  • @JohnJ469
    @JohnJ469 3 года назад +3233

    How to entertain yourself and start an urban legend:
    1. Dress in an offbeat, slightly odd but memorable fashion.
    2. Run into a shop demanding to know the year.
    3. When they tell you simply respond "Damn! Too early!" Then thank them and run out.
    4. Exactly one year later dress in the same outfit and run into the same store and ask the same question.
    5. When they answer yell "Yes! It worked! There is still time to save her!" And run out again.
    2k+ likes? Thank you all. It's nice to know there are more slightly warped people like me around. The downside of so many liking the idea is that someone will run into a shop and the staff will say: "Another one? You're the third time traveller this week."

    • @chieuleyang6768
      @chieuleyang6768 3 года назад +190

      Yes awesome idea

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 3 года назад +197

      If you have a time machine do this in 1976

    • @andrewjones9547
      @andrewjones9547 3 года назад +61

      i laughed harder than i should have at this

    • @stripofham3128
      @stripofham3128 3 года назад +243

      Do it in a slightly different accent than what people would usually speak in the the country you’re in too.

    • @JohnJ469
      @JohnJ469 3 года назад +124

      @@stripofham3128 That would be the icing on the cake wouldn't it? Great thought.

  • @void2509
    @void2509 3 года назад +1757

    If you don't see humans, the time depends on where you are. However, there is a chance that you are in 2020.

    • @theconvict4843
      @theconvict4843 3 года назад +37

      yes very true

    • @qweadd6987
      @qweadd6987 3 года назад +9

      lol Good joke bro/brah!!

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 года назад +13

      Or, us traveling to another time while seeing that the digital year indicator on the time machine broke so we don't know what year it is. But it turns out to only be 10 years later because the corona virus ended up killing every single human in the world by 2030.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 года назад +2

      @Jiyuan Zhang I hope not really. I was half joking there.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 года назад +3

      @Jiyuan Zhang, oh 😂, ok. I'm sorry then. Seriously though, can you imagine if you suddenly saw that there were no other people left at all except yourself? That would be incredibly frightening.

  • @yvng
    @yvng 2 года назад +36

    Plot twist: RealLifeLore is a secret government operation and are trying to prepare us for future events where we will all be randomly thrown into the past

  • @fhdk227
    @fhdk227 2 года назад +15

    Im in 1908 Academy of Fine Arts Vienna gonna convince them that a certain student is good at drawing and no need to expel him

  • @chilln0648
    @chilln0648 3 года назад +3493

    Instructions Unclear: I saw a dinosaur writing on paper

    • @asuspicioustype12classfrig80
      @asuspicioustype12classfrig80 3 года назад +37

      Hey you. My dinosaur mate can see you pooping. Stop

    • @prathama123
      @prathama123 3 года назад +14

      Bruh watch out for the asteroid.

    • @monasimp87
      @monasimp87 3 года назад +8

      Watch out for the sun collapsing

    • @6z0
      @6z0 3 года назад +4

      was i supposed to laugh

    • @MegaLol2xd
      @MegaLol2xd 3 года назад +3

      you're in paralel universe

  • @pancakebun3408
    @pancakebun3408 3 года назад +2382

    Let me ask that guy over there
    me: "Who's the Russian President?"
    person: "Vladimir Putin"
    me: "I have no idea what year I'm in"

    • @zalbert_zest
      @zalbert_zest 3 года назад +20

      69th like btw

    • @helios8626
      @helios8626 3 года назад +27

      @@zalbert_zest Noice

    • @odysseyguyperson
      @odysseyguyperson 3 года назад +111

      Somewhere from 1999-literally any time after

    • @suedetree970
      @suedetree970 3 года назад +216

      Me: Hey you sir, who's the current ruler of this land?
      Random dude: Why good sir, it's Queen Elizabeth II. Why ask?
      Me: Fuck.

    • @cowfat8547
      @cowfat8547 3 года назад +17

      @@odysseyguyperson
      the joke
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      your head

  • @Egg58618
    @Egg58618 2 года назад +63

    Super useful, thank you so much! Found out I was in 2020 and noped out.

    • @sp0rkb018
      @sp0rkb018 2 года назад +8

      same but now im stuck in 2021. i want to go back to 1412 where my family is.

    • @Egg58618
      @Egg58618 2 года назад +4

      @@sp0rkb018 The 1410's were the best right?

    • @sp0rkb018
      @sp0rkb018 2 года назад +2

      @@Egg58618 yes sirrrrree

    • @denniswang7716
      @denniswang7716 2 года назад +1

      I time travelled to 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds ago

  • @wanali4504
    @wanali4504 3 года назад +13

    “If the floor is molten lava, you’re screwed”.
    Oh, that’s too bad
    “But before you die, look up and see if there is a moon to blah blah blah..”
    ...

  • @Zerum69
    @Zerum69 3 года назад +1077

    Stuck around 18 billion years ago, thankfully the Queen of England and God are treating me well and giving me pre big bang tea

    • @ningusgaming9723
      @ningusgaming9723 3 года назад +18

      dam son

    • @ningusgaming9723
      @ningusgaming9723 3 года назад +35

      you got the good life

    • @thatoneleaf9895
      @thatoneleaf9895 3 года назад +21

      damn what time machine you go into 👀

    • @ningusgaming9723
      @ningusgaming9723 3 года назад +1

      @@thatoneleaf9895 fudging ww2

    • @Vinnicombe1
      @Vinnicombe1 3 года назад +5

      The universe didn’t exist 18 billion years ago, let alone planet earth. 🤦‍♂️

  • @Nurpus
    @Nurpus 3 года назад +2864

    *Walked outside. No sign of humans acting normal*
    Looks like I was living in 250,000 BCE all along....

    • @filippoiacoviello8387
      @filippoiacoviello8387 3 года назад +17

      Lol

    • @the_great_phoenix231
      @the_great_phoenix231 3 года назад +3

      lmao

    • @BlokenArrow
      @BlokenArrow 3 года назад +32

      Either that or before 2019 CE as that normal is so different to modern normal.

    • @jamadriani
      @jamadriani 3 года назад

      JAJAJAJJAAAHAHHAAHHAHA

    • @Stings2pee
      @Stings2pee 3 года назад +34

      *Walked outside. Saw a Karen yelling at a mailman*
      Yup, it's still 2020

  • @tomcat7246
    @tomcat7246 2 года назад +14

    I'm literally stuck in 9th century England, showing all these peasants memes and feeding them Sprite

    • @ch3rrikiss
      @ch3rrikiss 2 года назад +1

      You would be accused a wizard and go through trial by ordeal to prove your innocence

    • @tomcat7246
      @tomcat7246 2 года назад +2

      @@ch3rrikiss I would simply blame it on a woman, they would call her the witch, and I'd be fine

    • @ch3rrikiss
      @ch3rrikiss 2 года назад

      @@tomcat7246 that would work 😂😂😂

  • @WinVisten
    @WinVisten 2 года назад +6

    You could also tell where you are based on what plants and animals you see. If you see people farming corn, for example, you know you're in North or South America, if you see emus, you know you're in Australia, and if you see ostriches, zebras, or lions, you know you're in Africa, at least if you see ALL of them, but if out of those three you ONLY see lions, you might be in Europe from earlier, probably between 191,000 and 57,000 years ago.

  • @joshuaberardelli9461
    @joshuaberardelli9461 3 года назад +1519

    Instructions unclear, I am now being worshiped as Quetzalcoatl by the Aztecs

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 3 года назад +18

      this needs more likes

    • @conordavenport771
      @conordavenport771 3 года назад +83

      Nice job dude, I unfortunately got in the middle of the siege of Baghdad.

    • @xirb-4007
      @xirb-4007 3 года назад +37

      Yeah, I'm with some random dudes in boats chanting templar chants.

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 3 года назад +46

      I may or may not be running away from a horde of Mongols right now.

    • @biteme6898
      @biteme6898 3 года назад +39

      instructions unclear.i shot a guy using my db shotgun and now im getting worshiped as a chaos god

  • @FBI-it1ct
    @FBI-it1ct 3 года назад +3640

    Oh, what year is this?
    Citizen: Oh, the Great War, 1917.
    Me: So World War 1?
    Citizen: *One?*

    • @kazoominions6041
      @kazoominions6041 3 года назад +315

      They will panic lol when knowing there is another world war

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 3 года назад +441

      Kazoo Minions citizen: ITS THE WAR TO END ALL WARS, *HOW THE F U C K IS THERE A N O T H E R O N E ? !*

    • @leto.o5759
      @leto.o5759 3 года назад +31

      God damn your everywhere

    • @junn805
      @junn805 3 года назад +6

      Oof

    • @sciblastofficial9833
      @sciblastofficial9833 3 года назад +114

      One dude actually named it World War 1 thinking it was gonna be the first of many world wars.

  • @bhgtree
    @bhgtree 2 года назад +10

    Me: "Great video, using what you said, I've worked out that I'm in England, seems to be between 1200 and 1400".
    "I tried talking to some locals, but what they said made no sense, was like present day soccer fans talking about a lost match."
    "Soon after, some higher up guys arrived and I tried talking to them too, but no luck, the just dragged me away and locked me in this room."
    "One thing seems clear it must be a cold place because as I look out the window they are gathering a huge pile of wood in the town square........"

  • @charlesferdinand422
    @charlesferdinand422 2 года назад +6

    I travelled back in time and saw Titans fighting Zeus and his pals.

  • @instantramen4588
    @instantramen4588 3 года назад +2587

    Me: "Can't wait to time travel to 2021"
    Time machine: "This year isn't available"

  • @deadlybladesmith3093
    @deadlybladesmith3093 3 года назад +1036

    Me: thinking he will start off around 2000 years ago
    RLL: "so, has the *big bang happened yet?"*

    • @alwayshappy9366
      @alwayshappy9366 3 года назад +12

      No!

    • @fica1137
      @fica1137 3 года назад +7

      @New New Milo Anyone would expect at most to start the video at 400 million years (I think around 450 million years ago mass extinction event happened)

    • @theconvict4843
      @theconvict4843 3 года назад

      you know they should make one of alternate realities because there is definitely 1 alternate reality but if we find out there is a second it will probably mean that there is infinite

  • @fizzcode7758
    @fizzcode7758 3 года назад +7

    ah yes, this is way more useful information then what I'm currently studying for my exam

  • @nexxxon2913
    @nexxxon2913 3 года назад +12

    0:47 The earth is never in the same spot, it moves together with the solar system through the galaxy

  • @genericyoutubeaccount579
    @genericyoutubeaccount579 3 года назад +2361

    Me: Who is the King of France?
    Person: King Louis
    Me: That tells me nothing!

    • @themolepeople955
      @themolepeople955 3 года назад +37

      Generic RUclips Account so you speak French?

    • @alpbali3504
      @alpbali3504 3 года назад +8

      🤣

    • @thekod3176
      @thekod3176 3 года назад +110

      Do you realise how little that narrows it down to!?

    • @JoRosieQueen68
      @JoRosieQueen68 3 года назад +11

      @@thekod3176 No, cuz he forgot his smarts back at home or in the time travelling device ;))

    • @sohappyicoulddie123
      @sohappyicoulddie123 3 года назад +8

      @@thekod3176 That's literally the joke genius

  • @snobodi
    @snobodi 3 года назад +2406

    The guy who suffocated to death is the origin of life on earth. After he died all the microorganisms in his body spread out all over the earth. Life created life. It’s a closed-loop

    • @wyqtor
      @wyqtor 3 года назад +107

      I guess that would explain how eukaryotes and meiosis exist...

    • @foxgaming76yt24
      @foxgaming76yt24 3 года назад +83

      So he cloned himself. Woah. Cool.

    • @daplum
      @daplum 3 года назад +89

      “You Could Make A Reli-No Don’t”

    • @foxgaming76yt24
      @foxgaming76yt24 3 года назад +29

      @@daplum sorry but uh, my brain can’t complete the sentence, so can you please tell me what you were trying to say before you abruptly stopped?

    • @danzoom
      @danzoom 3 года назад +74

      @@foxgaming76yt24 "You could make a religion out of this" - a reference to a video called "history of the entire world, i guess".

  • @LavroseRovender
    @LavroseRovender 2 года назад +15

    Imagine a game like geoguessr but instead of being dropped somewhere random in the world your dropped into a different time period of earths history and have to figure out when it was. That would be sick.

  • @yesno1978
    @yesno1978 2 года назад +10

    I have always wondered is when you travel back in time is the device in the same place on earth or in the same exact place in space

  • @matyfenixcarmine
    @matyfenixcarmine 3 года назад +1695

    You: what years Is?
    FBI agent: 1963
    You: oh cool, before or after Kennedy's death?
    FBI agent: *before*

    • @jfkyyyy
      @jfkyyyy 3 года назад +203

      .

    • @blackjacktrial
      @blackjacktrial 3 года назад +111

      You are not a part of this briefing, Mr. President.
      After JFK leaves - man... now we have to convince him to travel in the open top car again. He hates the idea because he knows about Gavrilo Princip.

    • @DarjeelingEnjoyer
      @DarjeelingEnjoyer 3 года назад +1

      No shit?

    • @zohranmoin1267
      @zohranmoin1267 3 года назад +6

      @@DarjeelingEnjoyer wdym

    • @heimdall1973
      @heimdall1973 3 года назад +96

      You: oh cool, before or after Kennedy's death?
      FBI agent: 3 days before.

  • @standuphail4673
    @standuphail4673 3 года назад +1804

    Here’s a tip: don’t ask if queen elizabeth II is still alive. That wont get you anywhere

    • @Burg7.
      @Burg7. 2 года назад +76

      They will just say: ‘of course she is dipsh*t, she’s ammortal’

    • @karolakkolo123
      @karolakkolo123 2 года назад +67

      @@Burg7. "ammortal"? so is anyone pmmortal?

    • @Gamerthing_
      @Gamerthing_ 2 года назад +30

      And don’t ask anyone who the Russian president is

    • @Burg7.
      @Burg7. 2 года назад +3

      @@karolakkolo123 ammortal is never born and never die eg poltergeist

    • @sinan_1602
      @sinan_1602 2 года назад +26

      Pro tip: just find queen elizabeth if youre stuck during the dinosaur era, she will protect you

  • @LuchoH838
    @LuchoH838 2 года назад +4

    07:37 FINALLY, someone doing their actual research. Yes, the famed Cyrillic alphabet which Russians use was created in Bulgaria, and developed by Bulgarians. We still use it to this day, and no we did not copy it from the Russians, it's the other way around.

  • @phantomwarrior8686
    @phantomwarrior8686 2 года назад +9

    I think it's very complicated to know where and when you're just looking at what exists and what doesn't exist. A lot of confusion could arise, since not all places had the same things at the same time and you could be much earlier in time or much later in a secluded place.

  • @MrHav1k
    @MrHav1k 3 года назад +2008

    This is a real round about way of describing world history lol.

    • @Ron.S.
      @Ron.S. 3 года назад +37

      Science and evolution are simple and make sense.
      That’s probably the reason why so many people tried to invent an imaginary friend with a magic wand

    • @klikitzsmith8416
      @klikitzsmith8416 3 года назад +2

      Sucked in you learned something :D

    • @abbysapples1225
      @abbysapples1225 3 года назад +1

      bingo

    • @eschelon9067
      @eschelon9067 3 года назад +2

      Yes

  • @sillygoose1003
    @sillygoose1003 3 года назад +2925

    me: what year is it
    japanese man: 1945 we just got nuked
    me: the first or second time
    japanese man:

  • @Doctor_C_Jack
    @Doctor_C_Jack 3 года назад +8

    One of most repeated and still best time travel jokes is going back between the start of WWI and WWII and referring to the Great War as WWI lol.

  • @rebeccasorgenfrei430
    @rebeccasorgenfrei430 2 года назад +13

    This guide is extremely reminiscent of the one from the book "How to Invent Everything". Anyone else agree?

    • @averyschlicher758
      @averyschlicher758 2 года назад +1

      The description says the book actually inspired the video!

  • @hugh_kemp0
    @hugh_kemp0 3 года назад +765

    Me: Was GTA 6 released?
    Guy: the trailer has
    Me: *we're in 2176*

    • @PaulHipToBeSquareAllen
      @PaulHipToBeSquareAllen 3 года назад +3

      We’ll be lucky...

    • @bot_5786
      @bot_5786 3 года назад +12

      No GTA 6 will never come

    • @hmongpepper3340
      @hmongpepper3340 3 года назад +5

      Cyberpunk 2077 made a remake in 2077

    • @blodify7106
      @blodify7106 3 года назад

      @@bot_5786 its already announced coming in 2023 btw its official

    • @blodify7106
      @blodify7106 3 года назад

      @@bot_5786 programming etc. Takes time

  • @lordquackers5764
    @lordquackers5764 3 года назад +682

    *Me:* (Wakes up in the Oval Office)
    What year is it?
    *George Bush:*
    2001
    *Me:*
    Before or aft-
    *Bush:*
    Before

    • @walidechchafnaje9812
      @walidechchafnaje9812 3 года назад +36

      LOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. This comment deserves much more likes

    • @2k7u
      @2k7u 3 года назад +27

      why do we all know what this person is talking about?

    • @AshtonSnapp
      @AshtonSnapp 3 года назад +5

      Groetus I don’t.

    • @2k7u
      @2k7u 3 года назад +28

      @@AshtonSnapp thats good

    • @DoctorDeath147
      @DoctorDeath147 3 года назад +50

      Wakes up in 1963
      Me: What year is it?
      CIA Agent: 1963
      Me: Before or aft-
      CIA Agent: Before

  • @katiegrayx3637
    @katiegrayx3637 2 года назад +4

    I don't even know why I'm watching this, if I travel back in time I'm going to die without my medications lol

  • @zdravkomitev9349
    @zdravkomitev9349 2 года назад +6

    This is the most stressful video I've ever watched. Please just remove that intense pirate music from the background, it's an absolute nightmare.

  • @thegayestmfalive
    @thegayestmfalive 3 года назад +682

    Me: *Time Travels*
    Me: What is the latest GTA game
    Random dude: GTA V
    Me: F*ck, I don't know what year this is...

    • @mateololero4091
      @mateololero4091 3 года назад +17

      You could be around late 2013 or early 2014 or 20yes

    • @bentoth9555
      @bentoth9555 3 года назад +79

      Anywhere from late 2013 to the actual heat death of the universe, then.

    • @sebastianelytron8450
      @sebastianelytron8450 3 года назад +5

      @@bentoth9555 👍😂

    • @gras2121
      @gras2121 3 года назад +1

      Ben Toth yes

    • @MatraBatra
      @MatraBatra 3 года назад +27

      Me: Time Travels
      *walks around*
      Random person: OMG why did you just look at me? I'm actually an androgynous non-binary cisgender Female, mind you
      Me: ...2020

  • @kllxenq
    @kllxenq 2 года назад +7

    “How to know when you are when you time travel”
    Confused confusing confusion

  • @yesyes1k
    @yesyes1k 2 года назад +9

    reallifelore: why time travel to the past is impossible
    also reallifelore: if you get stranded in the past

  • @patrickshaw411
    @patrickshaw411 3 года назад +1580

    Find a cowboy and ask: “is it cowboy times?” If the answer is yes, you’re in cowboy times

    • @TheEmoCat
      @TheEmoCat 3 года назад +56

      Thank you for the useful information. Now, what time is it if I ask “Is it the 1980’s” and the answer is yes.

    • @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913
      @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 3 года назад +30

      @@TheEmoCat then your clearly in the 1870s

    • @TheEmoCat
      @TheEmoCat 3 года назад +13

      @@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 cool thanks.

    • @BussinFields
      @BussinFields 3 года назад +5

      underrated

    • @liquidleg3132
      @liquidleg3132 2 года назад +4

      this is the best comment i have seen i. my entire life

  • @jayayywhy4374
    @jayayywhy4374 3 года назад +1489

    "oh youre a historian? name every year"
    RLL: "okay"

    • @chickenandchips1263
      @chickenandchips1263 3 года назад +29

      Do a year chain guys
      2020
      2019
      2018
      2017
      2016
      2015
      2014
      2013
      2012
      2011
      2010
      2009
      2008
      2007
      2006
      2005
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      1931
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      1928
      1927
      1926
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      1912
      1911
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      1901
      1900

    • @depressedkimjongun2513
      @depressedkimjongun2513 3 года назад +4

      @@chickenandchips1263 noob bruh

    • @Laimeme
      @Laimeme 3 года назад +11

      1899
      1898
      1897
      1896
      1895
      1894
      1893
      1892
      1891
      1890
      1889
      1888
      1887
      1886
      1885
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      1882
      1881
      1880

    • @zynel413
      @zynel413 3 года назад +11

      1879
      1878
      1877
      1876
      1875
      1874
      1873
      1872
      1871
      1870
      1869
      1868
      1867
      1866
      1865
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      1863
      1862
      1861
      1860

    • @voidastro4873
      @voidastro4873 3 года назад +6

      Is that even hard. That's just counting. I mean it'd take a long time. But still.

  • @JohanAndersson78
    @JohanAndersson78 2 года назад +8

    Also realise that the earth is constantly moving through space at an incredible speed around our galaxy, making it extremely hard to pinpoint both place and time. You'll most likely end up in empty space far away from Earth when doing time travel.

  • @baileycampbell1710
    @baileycampbell1710 Год назад +2

    Currently stuck around 350 million years ago didn’t realize it thank god for this video

  • @johnnyblocks7956
    @johnnyblocks7956 3 года назад +550

    Imagine you only travel a year back but you go to North Sentinel Island

  • @leprechaunsteve8930
    @leprechaunsteve8930 3 года назад +548

    “What day is this?”
    “21st June”
    “I know this sounds weird but, what year?”
    “1986”

    • @itsme1863
      @itsme1863 3 года назад +5

      Leprechaun Steve huh

    • @TheNavieus
      @TheNavieus 3 года назад +25

      Dark

    • @davidin8833
      @davidin8833 3 года назад +38

      lol I'm dumb what happened

    • @nickrenda9985
      @nickrenda9985 3 года назад +30

      DaviDin absolutely nothing, nothing at all, no need to worry

    • @davidin8833
      @davidin8833 3 года назад +7

      @@nickrenda9985 for real

  • @Kindred_Lamb
    @Kindred_Lamb 2 года назад +8

    As beings who've walked across time through countless eons, we already know what year we would be in if we ever go back in time.

  • @AMildCaseOfCovid
    @AMildCaseOfCovid 2 года назад +6

    The easiest way is to measure the uranium 235 concentration in uranium ore, then extrapolate from present day using the known half life of uranium 235

  • @boomspdool
    @boomspdool 3 года назад +610

    Person: AAH IM BEING SUFFICATED OH GOD AAA- wait lame check what year it is.

  • @zyroknugz7581
    @zyroknugz7581 3 года назад +791

    Time Travelers watching this: damn that’s why I can’t breathe

  • @MrNateSPF
    @MrNateSPF 2 года назад +3

    Whenever I got lost in time I just kept my hands and legs inside the vehicle at all times and eventually it took me back to the themepark.

  • @grigoresoare2459
    @grigoresoare2459 3 года назад +7

    I learned more history from this video that I learned at school

  • @Acidica18
    @Acidica18 3 года назад +801

    "Yo man, what's the day?"
    "Tuesday."
    "The Date."
    "The 17th."
    "Of...?"
    "July!"
    "Dawg, the year?!"
    "1969!"
    "Thank you! Look at me like I'm crazy..."

    • @kavelate
      @kavelate 3 года назад +13

      @ you mean MiB?

    • @abeatlesfan6603
      @abeatlesfan6603 3 года назад +7

      What happened that day?

    • @qweadd6987
      @qweadd6987 3 года назад +11

      @@abeatlesfan6603 The apollo was going to the moon....

    • @abeatlesfan6603
      @abeatlesfan6603 3 года назад +5

      Qwe Add oh ok thanks

    • @qweadd6987
      @qweadd6987 3 года назад +1

      @@abeatlesfan6603Yor Welcome!! :> OWO

  • @Mason-fc2ku
    @Mason-fc2ku 3 года назад +636

    Instructions unclear: I saw a t-rex performing agriculture

    • @Squaretable22
      @Squaretable22 3 года назад +55

      Oh god you're in the good dinosaur

    • @Spingus33
      @Spingus33 3 года назад +14

      You may be warping time around you, messing with the timeline too much could be dangerous to the future, as time will be very different when you return.

    • @tinodaperson7174
      @tinodaperson7174 3 года назад +11

      Uh..., then you are after 65 Million BCE and blocked the asteroid.

    • @blendermyles
      @blendermyles 3 года назад +2

      @@Spingus33 yes this is c137 I'm just moved timelines again

    • @atheaus3917
      @atheaus3917 2 года назад +6

      Oh he must have missed this one, you’re in 2023, they’re friends don’t worry :)

  • @hermanrobak1285
    @hermanrobak1285 2 года назад +2

    3:40 You may walk across Antarctica for a *very* long time without encountering any humans, even today.
    Antarctica is huge, and its population is really small.

  • @discordgod6126
    @discordgod6126 2 года назад +2

    I love how a blue police box has become synonymous with time travel

  • @adam7711
    @adam7711 3 года назад +211

    Instructions unclear: Met this woman named Eve, she seems nice.

    • @prabathhemachandra
      @prabathhemachandra 3 года назад +41

      Get it? Because his username is Adam?

    • @dguy0386
      @dguy0386 3 года назад +14

      Dude seriously DON'T EAT THE APPLE!!

    • @adam7711
      @adam7711 3 года назад +38

      Update: I'm beginning to think shes crazy, keeps talking about some talking snake hanging around a nice looking fruit tree.

    • @dguy0386
      @dguy0386 3 года назад +11

      @@adam7711 don't eat any fruit from that tree!!! seriously the next like 6000+ years of your descendants will deeply regret it

    • @letsgoblue9596
      @letsgoblue9596 3 года назад +3

      Oh I see ya man, btw tell her she looks nice for me.

  • @quartiermeisterf9875
    @quartiermeisterf9875 3 года назад +626

    Wait a minute this is a history leson in disguise

  • @jordanium5593
    @jordanium5593 3 года назад +6

    This is gonna be a tutorial in 100 years

  • @zer0ix956
    @zer0ix956 2 года назад +10

    If we travel back in time, we might cause huge pandemic earlier than it should be.

  • @arewealone6376
    @arewealone6376 3 года назад +1041

    Plot twist:
    He is actually from the future trying make us believe what happened with him
    Edit: Sorry dude you landed in 2020

    • @arewealone6376
      @arewealone6376 3 года назад +4

      @blutonia it truely is hell mate this year

    • @nico27
      @nico27 3 года назад +1

      @blutonia oops

    • @arewealone6376
      @arewealone6376 3 года назад

      @blutonia lucky you

    • @arewealone6376
      @arewealone6376 3 года назад

      @blutonia 😆

    • @mytherapistsaidno6643
      @mytherapistsaidno6643 3 года назад +2

      his first vid was in 2016, he probably came to 2016 because of al the memes saying that life got horrible after then 💗

  • @big_manny
    @big_manny 3 года назад +405

    i like how the first couple scenarios are "welp you're dying sucks for you"

    • @drenz1523
      @drenz1523 3 года назад +1

      Just say "If your dying then your before amimals exist"
      edit: future me my grammar used to suck

    • @timefliesaway999
      @timefliesaway999 2 года назад +1

      @@drenz1523 dinosaurs are animals too yknow

  • @janna_bee
    @janna_bee 2 года назад +8

    That was one of your best videos yet! Nicely done 👍🏽

  • @MyLittleMagneton
    @MyLittleMagneton 2 года назад +9

    Me: Ah, this must be like ~6mil BC...
    Reality: 120.000 AD

  • @onelive9389
    @onelive9389 3 года назад +292

    *time travel*
    I'm wondering in which year i'm in rn
    me: Who's the queen of England?
    Person: Queen Elizabeth II
    me: Well, that doesn't help

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 3 года назад +27

      It does help a lot... At least you know WWII is over, and it's before 2040(?)

    • @theshotgun_kid2087
      @theshotgun_kid2087 3 года назад +7

      Japan Panda you missed the joke

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 3 года назад +10

      @@theshotgun_kid2087 Ik, I always do on the internet

    • @user-xg8yy7yl1d
      @user-xg8yy7yl1d 3 года назад +2

      @@japanpanda2179
      More like before 2080 at least

    • @711jastin
      @711jastin 3 года назад +4

      post 19th century, you get only 2 answers, Victoria or QE II. Both answer won't help much coz the combination of both answers is easily more than 100 years of range.

  • @4thopinion792
    @4thopinion792 3 года назад +603

    RLL: "First, has the big bang happened yet?"
    Me: "So, we're starting from there..."

    • @v.kut7307
      @v.kut7307 2 года назад +10

      But does not time and space starts with the big bang? So there is no time to begin with.

    • @rileykipp5219
      @rileykipp5219 2 года назад

      @@v.kut7307 actually time is a man made concept that has no effect on anything that happens

    • @angelcaru
      @angelcaru 2 года назад +4

      @@rileykipp5219 false

    • @beresarmand6058
      @beresarmand6058 2 года назад +3

      @@rileykipp5219 The stupidity of that sentence made my neck retract in cringe. Time is a part of the fabric of the universe. Everything moves in space and time. You can't move in space without moving in time. Time is something we can measure. It is affected by both gravity and speed. The clock on satellites tick at a different rate then on earth, so we have to adjust the time on them. Hell even if you take a clock on top of the Everest it ticks at a different time then on sea level. But explaining time dilation to somebody like you it's like explaining quantum mechanics to a monkey.

    • @manic_eyes_music
      @manic_eyes_music 2 года назад +2

      Did you expect him to say "Has god created the Sun yet?"

  • @Idonthaveone-ug6wj
    @Idonthaveone-ug6wj Месяц назад +1

    Thanks guys, now i know what to do in an 100 percent possible emergency

  • @anuragtumane5227
    @anuragtumane5227 Год назад +1

    Travelling back in time would be pretty intriguing.

  • @jamessummers5946
    @jamessummers5946 3 года назад +231

    me: what year is it?
    person: 1918, the Great War just ended
    me: you mean World War 1?
    person: hold up...

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 3 года назад +17

      Me: So it all started when a guy name Franz Josef was riding shotgun in a wagon

    • @randomnessrules4971
      @randomnessrules4971 3 года назад +11

      That was in Doctor Who.

    • @rolandhazuki8787
      @rolandhazuki8787 3 года назад +4

      The German dude with funny moustache will start the ww2 😂

    • @novanic7769
      @novanic7769 3 года назад +6

      @@rolandhazuki8787 he was austrian
      sorry if i dont get the joke :/

    • @letsgoblue9596
      @letsgoblue9596 3 года назад +2

      Sorry, spoilers.

  • @rehan4223
    @rehan4223 3 года назад +302

    You should do more of these:- "How to survive (insert extreme situation that no one will ever find them in)". It will be a great series.

    • @dilbotmacguillacutty4849
      @dilbotmacguillacutty4849 3 года назад +4

      Check out 'What If' on YT.

    • @Lobotomized_raccoon
      @Lobotomized_raccoon 3 года назад +4

      “How to survive 2020 without losing brain cells “

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha 3 года назад +3

      how to survive twitter storm with brain cells

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 года назад

      @@BlueflagAlpha Easy, log out of Twitter, don't log back in

  • @aelardiz
    @aelardiz 2 года назад +2

    Oh no, good thing I searched this while I was on the time machine...

  • @VapingHolograms
    @VapingHolograms 2 года назад +1

    You travel back in time, but you forgot to factor in the past position of Earth. Now you're in space.

  • @guilhermesilva98
    @guilhermesilva98 3 года назад +338

    "Do you see any dinossaurs? if yes, it still kinda sucks..."
    IT SUCKS?!?!

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 3 года назад +9

      Or does it !? ;)

    • @99toyotacorolla
      @99toyotacorolla 3 года назад +64

      Being eaten alive by a 15 meter tall beast isn't exactly an exciting idea now, is it?

    • @Kaiselof
      @Kaiselof 3 года назад +4

      It doesn't suck because of Zero two!

    • @0xb1_
      @0xb1_ 3 года назад +5

      @@99toyotacorolla That would be awesome!

    • @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22
      @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 3 года назад +5

      @@0xb1_ i mean, it would, you would still die, but atleast it's a way of dying no others can get, so you can feel special about that, a rare way of dying i guess.

  • @ethan60645
    @ethan60645 3 года назад +214

    “if you’re before the big bang, that’s weird because you’re stuck some time before time”

    • @AakashKumar-tn6yh
      @AakashKumar-tn6yh 3 года назад +25

      Oh my god.
      If time doesn't exist then my time machine and me itself doesn't exist.
      And If both of us don't exist, how do we even get to there?
      Talking about "timeless" period doesn't even make any sense.

    • @kingmac6638
      @kingmac6638 3 года назад +9

      @@AakashKumar-tn6yh A timelesss time 🤣

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 3 года назад +1

      Or that is where you learn that up until our universe, it was cyclical, and the previous universe's Big Crunch is about to happen any moment now.

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 2 года назад

      @@AakashKumar-tn6yh ye its too uniaignbable by us its as tat eof nothing ness lol

  • @Hawk_of_Battle
    @Hawk_of_Battle 2 года назад +4

    I think I need this as some sort of flowchart.

  • @AlizerLeHaxor
    @AlizerLeHaxor 2 года назад

    thank you, this is very useful information whenever i got randomly stranded in the past, very useful video

  • @lumi8606
    @lumi8606 3 года назад +298

    You will never know if RealLifeLore is actually *helping someone...*

    • @shayan5479
      @shayan5479 3 года назад +10

      I'm only liking your comment because of your profile picture

    • @nitro5401
      @nitro5401 3 года назад +6

      He is. I'm not allowed to say more but he is.

    • @sirsnoopy7477
      @sirsnoopy7477 3 года назад +3

      Haha true

    • @sirsnoopy7477
      @sirsnoopy7477 3 года назад +1

      @@shayan5479 why do I get the feeling of rudeness from you? 🤔

    • @shayan5479
      @shayan5479 3 года назад

      @@sirsnoopy7477 I don't know, you tell me🤔

  • @vParthPatel
    @vParthPatel 3 года назад +463

    People in 1500 : "O oure father wich arte in heven, halowed be thy name"
    Me in 1500 : "What up dawg?"

    • @dtvjho
      @dtvjho 3 года назад +16

      People in 1500 and 1900 would say that there's no E in Before Christ. Years are BC or AD, that's it.

    • @chirpp1879
      @chirpp1879 3 года назад +4

      James Olson well yeah there’s BCE-CE and BC-AD

    • @dtvjho
      @dtvjho 3 года назад +19

      @@chirpp1879 The whole idea of "common era" is a recent invention, and it's whole purpose is to reject God and Christ by offering a "replacement". Again, not historical.

    • @JoRosieQueen68
      @JoRosieQueen68 3 года назад +2

      What layeth upon thy sky my canine fellow? There ya go, try that instead ;)

    • @dtvjho
      @dtvjho 3 года назад +5

      @Patrick Cossack Good? I argue this: if an idea is not from God, then remove its leader here on this Earth, and the movement dies. Jesus was no fool. Can you predict the future? Only God can, and he has told this civilization much. It is the rejection of his Son, that will cause Antichrist to come. Many will side with Mr. 666 and go down to their deaths. This world system will be judged.

  • @gamerixhun4347
    @gamerixhun4347 Год назад +1

    You time travel and you ask anybody where are you: Where i am? Stranger: Paris, we have a civil war. Also the traveler: well idk where the f%ck im i.

  • @rubenmartinez1903
    @rubenmartinez1903 2 года назад +2

    This video answered many of my questions to travel back in time but I think no matter what era you go back in time for sure not survive for much longer 😂😂😂

  • @Leviticus04
    @Leviticus04 3 года назад +406

    Fun fact: RealLifeLore was born on his birthday

  • @commonwealthrealm
    @commonwealthrealm 3 года назад +2221

    Help, ended up in Hyrule. Now a Guardian is chasing me.

  • @updated_autopsy_report
    @updated_autopsy_report 3 года назад +3

    imagine if you spawn trapped in an uninhabited sealed cave or something, that would be disappointing. to the average person, you wouldn’t even know if it was modern day or like, the cambrian
    edit: typo

  • @ceoofsand
    @ceoofsand Год назад +1

    im stuck in the dinosaur age and about to die at the hand of a feathery t rex but this really helped me get back to present day.

  • @fauzim09
    @fauzim09 3 года назад +546

    Other people: *still debating time travel isn't real *
    RealLifeRole: "here's some tips when you time travel"

    • @SemGabelko
      @SemGabelko 3 года назад +3

      It isn't real.

    • @bavarianbanshee
      @bavarianbanshee 3 года назад +11

      @@SemGabelko *Yet*

    • @SemGabelko
      @SemGabelko 3 года назад +4

      @@bavarianbanshee Never. If time travel one day will be possible, then it always has been possible, which it isn't.

    • @0xb1_
      @0xb1_ 3 года назад +5

      @@SemGabelko what about people in space they time travel a tiny bit though

    • @SemGabelko
      @SemGabelko 3 года назад +7

      @@0xb1_ I mean to the past, but yes to the future it is possible.

  • @jomfoot
    @jomfoot 3 года назад +181

    "if you see cowboy. you are in cowboy times"

  • @AbhishekSaini123
    @AbhishekSaini123 2 года назад +2

    Thanks. Going to print this video on paper before my next time travel

  • @wscamel226
    @wscamel226 2 года назад +2

    this video seems just like history lesson but with extra steps

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 3 года назад +72

    I asked a random person if Queen Elizabeth was alive. They said yes.
    How is that supposed to help me?

    • @carlose4314
      @carlose4314 3 года назад

      Ask them if there is a Cold War going on

    • @louisbouvier6679
      @louisbouvier6679 3 года назад

      It could be anywhere from her birth to the end of time. Long live the Queen ‘cough’ I mean what?

    • @artistickids8100
      @artistickids8100 3 года назад

      Ohh mY gOd

    • @harbymastopia9635
      @harbymastopia9635 3 года назад

      I dont if you are supposed to be joking but you can easily know by asking her age