If You Get Stranded in the Past, How to Tell What Year You’re In
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- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
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This video was heavily inspired by a section in the brilliant book; How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler, by Ryan North. Please check out and buy a copy on Amazon here if you enjoyed watching this video: amzn.to/2DgvWNX
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I kinda expected the entire video to be: “If you don’t see any Toyota Corollas on the roads then you’re sometime between 13.8 billion years ago and 1937, but if you do then you’re sometime between 1937 and now... good luck”
And don't forget where the steering wheel is located.
Missed the Toyota Corolla
Toyota Corolla didn't hit the road until the mid 60s
I’m doomed since I have a hard time intensifying cars
hey
“If you’re in Britain and can’t understand what people are saying, you’re either in the 14th century CE... or in Scotland.”
Made me laugh so hard
laughs in speaking a germanic language
😂
We are no British. (At least hopefully soon)
@@Emberrss England, Scotland and Wales are all on the island called Great Britain so not sure that is 100% accurate, unless you're moving out of the island and changing your nationality.
Time traveller: "Hey, what year is it?"
Roman legionary: "120 BC"
Time traveller: "What's BC?"
Roman legionary: “Before Christ.”
Time traveller: “Who’s Christ?”
Roman legionary: "No idea mate"
Lmao
What did people in BC call there time?anyone else ask that thing?
@@brianstabile165 Depends on the culture, but they'd probably reference important events in their immediate history, most likely regarding rulers.
The Xth year of Emperor Y's reign.
The Xth year of King Y's reign.
The Xth year of the Y Dynasty.
The Xth year of Consul Y and Z's period.
The last one was used by the Romans if I'm not mistaken.
@@brianstabile165 generally the somany units of time of the era of insert famous family name
@@brianstabile165 Japan still uses the year of the current emperor's reign on their money as well as in other facets of their culture while, at the same time, observing the widely accepted Roman calendar and dating system
I love how I will literally never need this yet it still feels like I’m learning something that will help me survive this scenario
Novel writing.
Instructions Unclear: I saw a dinosaur writing on paper
Hey you. My dinosaur mate can see you pooping. Stop
Bruh watch out for the asteroid.
Watch out for the sun collapsing
was i supposed to laugh
you're in paralel universe
I’m currently stuck during the Aztec times and found this video helpful as I’m about to get sacrificed by Aztec Warriors
That's why you should always carry a gun for safety reasons of course.
@John Smith r/woooosh
💀
Try determinate whether there are big bouts on the coast or not. If there are, you are somethere after 1400s, when Columbus got to America. Or after 1000 if you are on the east coast of Canada
@John Smith they probably got a signal coming through time portal they came through
The more interesting question is how to tell if you’ve slipped into a parallel universe. Here’s a couple of obvious ways: 1. You go to a medical appointment and the doctor sees you at the time of your appointment; and 2. You go to the supermarket and your trolley runs in a straight line. How else would you tell?
Don't forget about how if you see giant screaming men, you're in Earth 53.
If there is Half-life 3 or Portal 3 you are between Earth 678 and 980, if there is Geometry Dash 2.2 you are between Earth 3 and 4
If you see a doppelgänger of yourself, if we’re going by the dc Version of parallel universes
It all depends on what the changes are xD
The answer is simple: just go to the nearest bookstore and look at the cover of The Berenstein Bears.
You have no idea how long I've been struggling since my date finder got destroyed. Really needed this guide, thank you!
Imagine travelling back 30 seconds in time but you’re in the most isolated part of Antarctica so you have no idea if it’s still 2020 or 15 million years ago
LMAO IMAGINE
Depends. Are there plants or ice?
XD
Id quit life
If you look at the sky you can see satellites if it’s 2020.
“You can’t go on land”
“Why”
“THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER”
Well spoken god
🎶not anymore there’s a blanket🎶
@@themaximum97 lol
SoMeThInGs AlIvE iN tHe OcEaN
It’s a speck
Me: “How would you describe the president”
Citizen: “He is amazing and mind blowing!”
Me: “Ok, we’re in 1963”
Okay we're in 2009
Okay, we're in 2034
Okay, we're on 2045, and would you look at that, it's an emperor; and wait I am the emperor, and I'm amazing and mindblowing
Okay we're in 2018
Well depends, president of where?
Plot twist: RealLifeLore is a secret government operation and are trying to prepare us for future events where we will all be randomly thrown into the past
Instructions unclear, I am now being worshiped as Quetzalcoatl by the Aztecs
this needs more likes
Nice job dude, I unfortunately got in the middle of the siege of Baghdad.
Yeah, I'm with some random dudes in boats chanting templar chants.
I may or may not be running away from a horde of Mongols right now.
instructions unclear.i shot a guy using my db shotgun and now im getting worshiped as a chaos god
*Walked outside. No sign of humans acting normal*
Looks like I was living in 250,000 BCE all along....
Lol
lmao
Either that or before 2019 CE as that normal is so different to modern normal.
JAJAJAJJAAAHAHHAAHHAHA
*Walked outside. Saw a Karen yelling at a mailman*
Yup, it's still 2020
Super useful, thank you so much! Found out I was in 2020 and noped out.
same but now im stuck in 2021. i want to go back to 1412 where my family is.
@@sp0rkb018 The 1410's were the best right?
@@Egg58618 yes sirrrrree
I time travelled to 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds ago
Im in 1908 Academy of Fine Arts Vienna gonna convince them that a certain student is good at drawing and no need to expel him
RealLifeLore: releases "Why travelling in the past is impossible"
Also RealLifeLore: Timetravel tutorial
HAHAHA
He plays both sides, so he cant lose
His name irl is Joseph Piscenti btw
@@gbomb2520 ok?
G Bomb did we ask?
How to entertain yourself and start an urban legend:
1. Dress in an offbeat, slightly odd but memorable fashion.
2. Run into a shop demanding to know the year.
3. When they tell you simply respond "Damn! Too early!" Then thank them and run out.
4. Exactly one year later dress in the same outfit and run into the same store and ask the same question.
5. When they answer yell "Yes! It worked! There is still time to save her!" And run out again.
2k+ likes? Thank you all. It's nice to know there are more slightly warped people like me around. The downside of so many liking the idea is that someone will run into a shop and the staff will say: "Another one? You're the third time traveller this week."
Yes awesome idea
If you have a time machine do this in 1976
i laughed harder than i should have at this
Do it in a slightly different accent than what people would usually speak in the the country you’re in too.
@@stripofham3128 That would be the icing on the cake wouldn't it? Great thought.
Me: "Okay I had my 10min break back to studying"
RUclips: "what if you accidentally time traveled"
Me: "Yeah your right"
69th like by me
@@smarteasylearningalmanejaz6204 Haha congratulations sir
"your right"? I'm guessing you're not Japanese...
@@chrisg1499 Correct
“If the floor is molten lava, you’re screwed”.
Oh, that’s too bad
“But before you die, look up and see if there is a moon to blah blah blah..”
...
If you don't see humans, the time depends on where you are. However, there is a chance that you are in 2020.
yes very true
lol Good joke bro/brah!!
Or, us traveling to another time while seeing that the digital year indicator on the time machine broke so we don't know what year it is. But it turns out to only be 10 years later because the corona virus ended up killing every single human in the world by 2030.
@Jiyuan Zhang I hope not really. I was half joking there.
@Jiyuan Zhang, oh 😂, ok. I'm sorry then. Seriously though, can you imagine if you suddenly saw that there were no other people left at all except yourself? That would be incredibly frightening.
Imagine a game like geoguessr but instead of being dropped somewhere random in the world your dropped into a different time period of earths history and have to figure out when it was. That would be sick.
Let’s make it
@@annika8807 on it
Statistically speaking, you would end up in a pre-Earth year almost every single time.
@@TheRealRMG sure but what if we make it so its always an earth year in earths history
@@TheRealRMG Statistically speaking, Geoguessr would almost always put you on some obscure rock
You could also tell where you are based on what plants and animals you see. If you see people farming corn, for example, you know you're in North or South America, if you see emus, you know you're in Australia, and if you see ostriches, zebras, or lions, you know you're in Africa, at least if you see ALL of them, but if out of those three you ONLY see lions, you might be in Europe from earlier, probably between 191,000 and 57,000 years ago.
I'm literally stuck in 9th century England, showing all these peasants memes and feeding them Sprite
You would be accused a wizard and go through trial by ordeal to prove your innocence
@@ch3rrikiss I would simply blame it on a woman, they would call her the witch, and I'd be fine
@@tomcat7246 that would work 😂😂😂
Me: Was GTA 6 released?
Guy: the trailer has
Me: *we're in 2176*
We’ll be lucky...
No GTA 6 will never come
Cyberpunk 2077 made a remake in 2077
@@bot_5786 its already announced coming in 2023 btw its official
@@bot_5786 programming etc. Takes time
Stuck around 18 billion years ago, thankfully the Queen of England and God are treating me well and giving me pre big bang tea
dam son
you got the good life
damn what time machine you go into 👀
@@thatoneleaf9895 fudging ww2
The universe didn’t exist 18 billion years ago, let alone planet earth. 🤦♂️
Me: "Great video, using what you said, I've worked out that I'm in England, seems to be between 1200 and 1400".
"I tried talking to some locals, but what they said made no sense, was like present day soccer fans talking about a lost match."
"Soon after, some higher up guys arrived and I tried talking to them too, but no luck, the just dragged me away and locked me in this room."
"One thing seems clear it must be a cold place because as I look out the window they are gathering a huge pile of wood in the town square........"
0:47 The earth is never in the same spot, it moves together with the solar system through the galaxy
This is a real round about way of describing world history lol.
Science and evolution are simple and make sense.
That’s probably the reason why so many people tried to invent an imaginary friend with a magic wand
Sucked in you learned something :D
bingo
Yes
Imagine you only travel a year back but you go to North Sentinel Island
Bruuuuuh
Is it a bad place?
And also its at 69 likes, should I ruin it?
@@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 yes it's a very bad place
@@LHEEEAKAlee why
I travelled back in time and saw Titans fighting Zeus and his pals.
I have always wondered is when you travel back in time is the device in the same place on earth or in the same exact place in space
Let me ask that guy over there
me: "Who's the Russian President?"
person: "Vladimir Putin"
me: "I have no idea what year I'm in"
69th like btw
@@zalbert_zest Noice
Somewhere from 1999-literally any time after
Me: Hey you sir, who's the current ruler of this land?
Random dude: Why good sir, it's Queen Elizabeth II. Why ask?
Me: Fuck.
@@odysseyguyperson
the joke
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your head
Me: "Can't wait to time travel to 2021"
Time machine: "This year isn't available"
That is *so deep*
Mine said are you sure and when i tapped yes it said idiot
dun dun dun....
It is not available yet because we are still in 2020.
@@TheLiamster r/wooooooooooosh
I think it's very complicated to know where and when you're just looking at what exists and what doesn't exist. A lot of confusion could arise, since not all places had the same things at the same time and you could be much earlier in time or much later in a secluded place.
ah yes, this is way more useful information then what I'm currently studying for my exam
Very
“What day is this?”
“21st June”
“I know this sounds weird but, what year?”
“1986”
Leprechaun Steve huh
Dark
lol I'm dumb what happened
DaviDin absolutely nothing, nothing at all, no need to worry
@@nickrenda9985 for real
The guy who suffocated to death is the origin of life on earth. After he died all the microorganisms in his body spread out all over the earth. Life created life. It’s a closed-loop
I guess that would explain how eukaryotes and meiosis exist...
So he cloned himself. Woah. Cool.
“You Could Make A Reli-No Don’t”
@@daplum sorry but uh, my brain can’t complete the sentence, so can you please tell me what you were trying to say before you abruptly stopped?
@@foxgaming76yt24 "You could make a religion out of this" - a reference to a video called "history of the entire world, i guess".
07:37 FINALLY, someone doing their actual research. Yes, the famed Cyrillic alphabet which Russians use was created in Bulgaria, and developed by Bulgarians. We still use it to this day, and no we did not copy it from the Russians, it's the other way around.
K danke
This guide is extremely reminiscent of the one from the book "How to Invent Everything". Anyone else agree?
The description says the book actually inspired the video!
Me: thinking he will start off around 2000 years ago
RLL: "so, has the *big bang happened yet?"*
No!
@New New Milo Anyone would expect at most to start the video at 400 million years (I think around 450 million years ago mass extinction event happened)
you know they should make one of alternate realities because there is definitely 1 alternate reality but if we find out there is a second it will probably mean that there is infinite
Here’s a tip: don’t ask if queen elizabeth II is still alive. That wont get you anywhere
They will just say: ‘of course she is dipsh*t, she’s ammortal’
@@Burg7. "ammortal"? so is anyone pmmortal?
And don’t ask anyone who the Russian president is
@@karolakkolo123 ammortal is never born and never die eg poltergeist
Pro tip: just find queen elizabeth if youre stuck during the dinosaur era, she will protect you
“How to know when you are when you time travel”
Confused confusing confusion
i like how the first couple scenarios are "welp you're dying sucks for you"
Just say "If your dying then your before amimals exist"
edit: future me my grammar used to suck
@@drenz1523 dinosaurs are animals too yknow
Find a cowboy and ask: “is it cowboy times?” If the answer is yes, you’re in cowboy times
Thank you for the useful information. Now, what time is it if I ask “Is it the 1980’s” and the answer is yes.
@@TheEmoCat then your clearly in the 1870s
@@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 cool thanks.
underrated
this is the best comment i have seen i. my entire life
Also realise that the earth is constantly moving through space at an incredible speed around our galaxy, making it extremely hard to pinpoint both place and time. You'll most likely end up in empty space far away from Earth when doing time travel.
reallifelore: why time travel to the past is impossible
also reallifelore: if you get stranded in the past
Me: Who is the King of France?
Person: King Louis
Me: That tells me nothing!
Generic RUclips Account so you speak French?
🤣
Do you realise how little that narrows it down to!?
@@thekod3176 No, cuz he forgot his smarts back at home or in the time travelling device ;))
@@thekod3176 That's literally the joke genius
Time Travelers watching this: damn that’s why I can’t breathe
Ya
George Floyd?
@@Yuel402 😐
💀
@@Yuel402 🤣
The easiest way is to measure the uranium 235 concentration in uranium ore, then extrapolate from present day using the known half life of uranium 235
3:40 You may walk across Antarctica for a *very* long time without encountering any humans, even today.
Antarctica is huge, and its population is really small.
me: what year is it
japanese man: 1945 we just got nuked
me: the first or second time
japanese man:
OOF
komendasai
@@masterpig753 it is
Yirmi753 it depends on the person
@Yirmi753 yeah it isn't really funny~using my moms account~
"oh youre a historian? name every year"
RLL: "okay"
Do a year chain guys
2020
2019
2018
2017
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2015
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@@chickenandchips1263 noob bruh
1899
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Is that even hard. That's just counting. I mean it'd take a long time. But still.
As beings who've walked across time through countless eons, we already know what year we would be in if we ever go back in time.
Currently stuck around 350 million years ago didn’t realize it thank god for this video
Oh, what year is this?
Citizen: Oh, the Great War, 1917.
Me: So World War 1?
Citizen: *One?*
They will panic lol when knowing there is another world war
Kazoo Minions citizen: ITS THE WAR TO END ALL WARS, *HOW THE F U C K IS THERE A N O T H E R O N E ? !*
God damn your everywhere
Oof
One dude actually named it World War 1 thinking it was gonna be the first of many world wars.
You: what years Is?
FBI agent: 1963
You: oh cool, before or after Kennedy's death?
FBI agent: *before*
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You are not a part of this briefing, Mr. President.
After JFK leaves - man... now we have to convince him to travel in the open top car again. He hates the idea because he knows about Gavrilo Princip.
No shit?
@@DarjeelingEnjoyer wdym
You: oh cool, before or after Kennedy's death?
FBI agent: 3 days before.
That was one of your best videos yet! Nicely done 👍🏽
One of most repeated and still best time travel jokes is going back between the start of WWI and WWII and referring to the Great War as WWI lol.
Me: *Time Travels*
Me: What is the latest GTA game
Random dude: GTA V
Me: F*ck, I don't know what year this is...
You could be around late 2013 or early 2014 or 20yes
Anywhere from late 2013 to the actual heat death of the universe, then.
@@bentoth9555 👍😂
Ben Toth yes
Me: Time Travels
*walks around*
Random person: OMG why did you just look at me? I'm actually an androgynous non-binary cisgender Female, mind you
Me: ...2020
RLL: "First, has the big bang happened yet?"
Me: "So, we're starting from there..."
But does not time and space starts with the big bang? So there is no time to begin with.
@@v.kut7307 actually time is a man made concept that has no effect on anything that happens
@@rileykipp5219 false
@@rileykipp5219 The stupidity of that sentence made my neck retract in cringe. Time is a part of the fabric of the universe. Everything moves in space and time. You can't move in space without moving in time. Time is something we can measure. It is affected by both gravity and speed. The clock on satellites tick at a different rate then on earth, so we have to adjust the time on them. Hell even if you take a clock on top of the Everest it ticks at a different time then on sea level. But explaining time dilation to somebody like you it's like explaining quantum mechanics to a monkey.
Did you expect him to say "Has god created the Sun yet?"
I learned more history from this video that I learned at school
Whenever I got lost in time I just kept my hands and legs inside the vehicle at all times and eventually it took me back to the themepark.
"Do you see any dinossaurs? if yes, it still kinda sucks..."
IT SUCKS?!?!
Or does it !? ;)
Being eaten alive by a 15 meter tall beast isn't exactly an exciting idea now, is it?
It doesn't suck because of Zero two!
@@99toyotacorolla That would be awesome!
@@0xb1_ i mean, it would, you would still die, but atleast it's a way of dying no others can get, so you can feel special about that, a rare way of dying i guess.
You will never know if RealLifeLore is actually *helping someone...*
I'm only liking your comment because of your profile picture
He is. I'm not allowed to say more but he is.
Haha true
@@shayan5479 why do I get the feeling of rudeness from you? 🤔
@@sirsnoopy7477 I don't know, you tell me🤔
I don't even know why I'm watching this, if I travel back in time I'm going to die without my medications lol
This is the most stressful video I've ever watched. Please just remove that intense pirate music from the background, it's an absolute nightmare.
Stopped to help a guy and he asked me if i wanted to travel with him. Finding this helpful as we've encountered hostile civilisations multiple times now
Who are you traveling with?
lmao these 2 comments, what are the chances?
You’re probably in Liverpool. Head to the M40 until you reach a town called London. Some areas are still hostile but at least you’ll understand what they’re saying
Wait a minute this is a history leson in disguise
lmao
stolen comment from matt james
@@lillyie ok?
And we got fooled to attend it.
Always has been
This is gonna be a tutorial in 100 years
I think I need this as some sort of flowchart.
Instructions unclear: I saw a t-rex performing agriculture
Oh god you're in the good dinosaur
You may be warping time around you, messing with the timeline too much could be dangerous to the future, as time will be very different when you return.
Uh..., then you are after 65 Million BCE and blocked the asteroid.
@@Spingus33 yes this is c137 I'm just moved timelines again
Oh he must have missed this one, you’re in 2023, they’re friends don’t worry :)
I assume everyone who asks "What year is it?" to be secret Time travelers.
eh, could be normal at new years. I had nurses wake me up in the middle of the night and ask what day it was, checking for potential brain damage, and I was like "I don't know, is it before or after midnight?"
Secret time travelers or psych ward nurses.
Or SOMEONE on some serious crack!!!
Or they could have woken up from a coma
idk how someone could forget a Year
thank you, this is very useful information whenever i got randomly stranded in the past, very useful video
I love how a blue police box has become synonymous with time travel
You should do more of these:- "How to survive (insert extreme situation that no one will ever find them in)". It will be a great series.
Check out 'What If' on YT.
“How to survive 2020 without losing brain cells “
how to survive twitter storm with brain cells
@@BlueflagAlpha Easy, log out of Twitter, don't log back in
*time travel*
I'm wondering in which year i'm in rn
me: Who's the queen of England?
Person: Queen Elizabeth II
me: Well, that doesn't help
It does help a lot... At least you know WWII is over, and it's before 2040(?)
Japan Panda you missed the joke
@@theshotgun_kid2087 Ik, I always do on the internet
@@japanpanda2179
More like before 2080 at least
post 19th century, you get only 2 answers, Victoria or QE II. Both answer won't help much coz the combination of both answers is easily more than 100 years of range.
This video answered many of my questions to travel back in time but I think no matter what era you go back in time for sure not survive for much longer 😂😂😂
Thanks. Going to print this video on paper before my next time travel
Other people: *still debating time travel isn't real *
RealLifeRole: "here's some tips when you time travel"
It isn't real.
@@SemGabelko *Yet*
@@bavarianbanshee Never. If time travel one day will be possible, then it always has been possible, which it isn't.
@@SemGabelko what about people in space they time travel a tiny bit though
@@0xb1_ I mean to the past, but yes to the future it is possible.
"if you see cowboy. you are in cowboy times"
- J Starr (2020)
i don't know why this is so funny
Boom Logic
This is stupid and I love it
Ask the man, "am I in cowboy times?"
Unexpected perils of time travel.
1) When you go back in time you get younger. You cease existing before the year of your birth.
2) Even if that doesn't happen, you don't have any memory of anything that hasn't happened to you yet. You don't even realise that you are from the future.
3) You need to synchronise travel through time with travel through space. Because the Earth is rotating, orbiting the Sun, and with the Sun and the rest of the solar system, orbiting the galaxy, and the galaxy is moving at speed away from all other galaxies, if you don't synchronise perfectly, you will end up in intergalactic space.
4) Time as a whole will continue going forward with or without you, regardless of which direction you choose to go. You may find your ability to effect events non-existent, having given up your place in the line, only able to observe impotently and unable to return.
thank you for completely ruining time travel
Ahhhhh the fact you brought up being stuck BEFORE the bang is messing with my head nowww😭
Person: AAH IM BEING SUFFICATED OH GOD AAA- wait lame check what year it is.
Priorities.
👏👏👏
Alexander Castillo what
realLifeLore 2 years ago: *why time travel to the past is impossible*
2020 basically: *if you do happen to time travel to the past, this is how to tell what year your in*
@Safwaan hahahaha
@Safwaan that was the whole point
@Safwaan nothing is impossible. More like highly unlikely.
@@dcrggreensheep it's literally impossible in this reality.
I think it's just a fun way to make the video and an interesting title but I think it's more like a way that's happening on earth visually
If we travel back in time, we might cause huge pandemic earlier than it should be.
Thanks, let's go i'm now ready to time travel!
"Yo man, what's the day?"
"Tuesday."
"The Date."
"The 17th."
"Of...?"
"July!"
"Dawg, the year?!"
"1969!"
"Thank you! Look at me like I'm crazy..."
@ you mean MiB?
What happened that day?
@@abeatlesfan6603 The apollo was going to the moon....
Qwe Add oh ok thanks
@@abeatlesfan6603Yor Welcome!! :> OWO
Help, ended up in Hyrule. Now a Guardian is chasing me.
Under rated comment
Do you have a pot lid to hand?
do you see any dinosaurs? if not you might be anywhere from reality and fiction.
Not funny.
@@itatube7594 I disagree
Travelling back in time would be pretty intriguing.
Me: Ah, this must be like ~6mil BC...
Reality: 120.000 AD
Time traveller: “Quick, you. Who is the British Monarch?” Random person: “King George sir.” Time traveller: “Do you have any idea how little that helps me?!”
It would be even worse if you ended up in Japan. Even if you knew the language, things would be difficult.
"Who is the ruler of this land?"
"The Emperor"
"What's the emperor's name?"
"He's the emperor."
@@knightwing5169 you'd be killed if you weren't Japanese, so let's get back into the time mwchin
@@ottovonmlgbismarck9882 In real life, I'm ethnically half Japanese yet also completely illiterate in the Japanese language. I was speaking hypothetically.
Knight Wing it also would have worked with “King Henry” as the answer.
Obviously, it's King George the First, because if it had been II or III, they would have added the number.
I asked a random person if Queen Elizabeth was alive. They said yes.
How is that supposed to help me?
Ask them if there is a Cold War going on
It could be anywhere from her birth to the end of time. Long live the Queen ‘cough’ I mean what?
Ohh mY gOd
I dont if you are supposed to be joking but you can easily know by asking her age
You travel back in time, but you forgot to factor in the past position of Earth. Now you're in space.
thanks, ill be sure to keep this in mind next time i travel to the past.
People in 1500 : "O oure father wich arte in heven, halowed be thy name"
Me in 1500 : "What up dawg?"
People in 1500 and 1900 would say that there's no E in Before Christ. Years are BC or AD, that's it.
James Olson well yeah there’s BCE-CE and BC-AD
@@chirpp1879 The whole idea of "common era" is a recent invention, and it's whole purpose is to reject God and Christ by offering a "replacement". Again, not historical.
What layeth upon thy sky my canine fellow? There ya go, try that instead ;)
@Patrick Cossack Good? I argue this: if an idea is not from God, then remove its leader here on this Earth, and the movement dies. Jesus was no fool. Can you predict the future? Only God can, and he has told this civilization much. It is the rejection of his Son, that will cause Antichrist to come. Many will side with Mr. 666 and go down to their deaths. This world system will be judged.
9:31 as a German i could Kind of make Out what the Text was about, so a modern German could read middle english
The "Anglo-Saxons" that ruled England before the Norman Invasion came from the North Sea area of Germany (Old Saxony). They included Germanic peoples (Frisian, Jutish, Angle) who mixed with the Romanized Britons. Their language was similar to proto German, which is likely why the text was familiar to you. English changed after the Normans (from Brittany in France) invaded and took over the country.
Take all that french and latin out of modern english and it should become pretty close to something like german or swedish.
It's the Lord's prayer
As a Swiss person and someone who knows the lords prayer I could basically deceiver almost every word. The next one is more interesting though. There I can only recognize a few words.
This is a super useful and easy to remember guide. Thank you RealLifeLore
This was very helpful,thank you very much!
“if you’re before the big bang, that’s weird because you’re stuck some time before time”
Oh my god.
If time doesn't exist then my time machine and me itself doesn't exist.
And If both of us don't exist, how do we even get to there?
Talking about "timeless" period doesn't even make any sense.
@@AakashKumar-tn6yh A timelesss time 🤣
Or that is where you learn that up until our universe, it was cyclical, and the previous universe's Big Crunch is about to happen any moment now.
@@AakashKumar-tn6yh ye its too uniaignbable by us its as tat eof nothing ness lol