Lord of Cringe Takes Political Compass Test

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @mrx00666
    @mrx00666 4 года назад +128

    "Corporations... want to serve the interests of Humanity..."
    Is there a level of smooth brain so smooth that if you were touch it, it's slickness would slip you into warp speed because of it's immeasurable smoothness.

    • @lewisfitzsimmons1271
      @lewisfitzsimmons1271 4 года назад +11

      I really gotta say...when I read your comment at the start of the video I was very much expecting him to work up to this level of stupid somewhere down the stream......did not see it being like the first fukin thing he said lol

    • @Dylanquinn666
      @Dylanquinn666 4 года назад

      Damn that's smooth...

    • @michaelmckeown5396
      @michaelmckeown5396 4 года назад +10

      @Mr. Richard Smoker Two words. Coca-Cola. and three more words. funded death squads.

    • @carrion1234
      @carrion1234 4 года назад +4

      too bad it's such a limited resource, just imagine the potential applications in science & industry!

    • @sptony2718
      @sptony2718 4 года назад +5

      Scientists found the first frictionless object with his brain.

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 4 года назад +83

    "Its prison, you had to break a pretty big law to get there"
    Dude has literally no understanding of our justice system lol.

  • @roryreviewer6598
    @roryreviewer6598 4 года назад +82

    “If you’re rich you don’t really use the government at all” that’s gotta be the most ignorant thing I’ve ever heard anyone say ever.

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 4 года назад +7

      "Use Government no mean get money and power by paying off Government to let you hurt poor, Use government mean get help to not die from government by being gifted one (1) food stamp, that REAL BIG government use" LoC, apparently.

    • @hellsingmongrel
      @hellsingmongrel 3 года назад +5

      I sure hope jeff bezos never drives on our roads, uses our emergency services, utilities services, zoning, parks, votes, or even just BREATHS inside of our country, because there is literally no way anyone isn't using the government in one way or another just by the mere fact that they exist. How dumb does this man have to be???

  • @toastknight
    @toastknight 4 года назад +111

    If you want to make the nemesis comparison again, there is a Batman villain called Clock King

    • @jamestaft4948
      @jamestaft4948 4 года назад +3

      Damnit! I was just about to comment that.

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 4 года назад +7

      I was thinking the Condiment King would be a better fit.

    • @danielsantos-wh2op
      @danielsantos-wh2op 4 года назад +2

      Exactly!!! Tanks to express my thought

    • @samsonfromthebible1997
      @samsonfromthebible1997 4 года назад +5

      But clock king sets his clocks properly

    • @Heckin238
      @Heckin238 4 года назад +1

      I think putting this guy on the same tier as a Batman villain is giving him way too much credit.

  • @brownwater6212
    @brownwater6212 4 года назад +110

    "If my country was wrong then they should make amends for that"
    Not even a minute later
    "Were all human, and that goes for anyone whining about reparations. Shut up"
    Bruh Dave come on.

    • @dirgenmeister4018
      @dirgenmeister4018 4 года назад +6

      the only conclusion we can come to is that slavery wasn't wrong given those 2 axioms

    • @dirgenmeister4018
      @dirgenmeister4018 4 года назад +10

      but if slavery was still a thing 100% dave would just say "bweh but it's economically viable that's just the market"

    • @help4343
      @help4343 4 года назад

      Were you or anyone you know alive before 1865? I didn't think so.

    • @help4343
      @help4343 4 года назад

      @Ryan Kruse
      You can't pay reparations to dead people.

    • @parkerkwon12
      @parkerkwon12 4 года назад +5

      @@help4343 you can to their descendants. Or are you intentionally being dense?

  • @BlondeEyes7
    @BlondeEyes7 4 года назад +53

    He said that the best interests of transnational corporations were to serve the best interests of humanity, and then he turned around and said that the only social responsibility of a company is to its shareholders. The short-term memory problems are astounding. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 4 года назад +7

      There's not one wrinkle in that smooth brain of his.

    • @TheN00bmonster
      @TheN00bmonster 4 года назад +3

      So. So. Smooth.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 4 года назад +2

      Oh and don't forget "throwing someone off the building is so uncivilised"
      But "there should definitely be death penalty"

  • @DissedRedEngie
    @DissedRedEngie 4 года назад +117

    "land is a commodity, just like water is a commodity"
    We did it guys, we solved dehydration. Just don't drink bro, it's just commodity, bro.

    • @carrion1234
      @carrion1234 4 года назад +11

      "there's a market for it, let them have it!"

    • @neothepenguin1257
      @neothepenguin1257 4 года назад +8

      Just don’t be on land, duh!

    • @ceeds.mp3
      @ceeds.mp3 4 года назад +7

      Claims to be a socialist, drinks water

    • @help4343
      @help4343 4 года назад

      You can get water not in bottles.

    • @leomartin6858
      @leomartin6858 4 года назад +6

      @@help4343 Does it have lead or other carcinogenic materials in it though? If so, you’re giving cancer water to poor people , and letting rich people buy it in bottles and create plastic waste on top of that.

  • @KvatchIsInDanger
    @KvatchIsInDanger 4 года назад +31

    A rival implies equal skill/knowledge/power. Clock Guy is the kind of clock that’s right only twice a day

    • @markhaus
      @markhaus 4 года назад +3

      But he has many clocks so he's right many times a day. I get it now

    • @KvatchIsInDanger
      @KvatchIsInDanger 4 года назад +6

      @@markhaus A true five-head move from Clock Guy. He’s always many steps ahead of us, that he is.

    • @MM-rz8hr
      @MM-rz8hr 4 года назад

      More like a clock set far too late, always running away from being correct.

    • @brettoelschlager8249
      @brettoelschlager8249 2 года назад

      @@markhaus a clock that's broken is right twice a day, clock man's clocks aren't broken though, just set wrong, so they're never wrong.

  • @zwartdude
    @zwartdude 4 года назад +23

    "Rich people use no government" forgets about roads, police, firemen, airports, postal service, the concept of money (the USD only exists cause the US gov can back it up and says it does)

    • @AgeofCraccadilliaassent
      @AgeofCraccadilliaassent 3 года назад

      Govt should issue its own currency as a public utility instead of borrowing outing its cits on the hook

  • @TheHorrorGuru
    @TheHorrorGuru 4 года назад +14

    "All authority should be questioned" except for the rich, apparently.

    • @TheHorrorGuru
      @TheHorrorGuru 4 года назад +3

      Also "All authority should be question" except for parents, because the most important thing is for children to learn to accept discipline.

  • @xrinti
    @xrinti 4 года назад +8

    It's his personality that prevents him from reproducing, not his alcoholism.

  • @BlondeEyes7
    @BlondeEyes7 4 года назад +47

    Jake, you’re barking up the wrong tree by showing how easily Bezos COULD help the poor. People like LoC will just say it’s not his problem regardless of his ability or their need. You have to show how he DOES use government money, profits off government systems, and contributes to poverty. You have to demonstrate that Bezos is responsible, or LoC and his ilk will liken your argument to, “if I’m broke, I have the right to steal from anyone who isn’t.” The size of the wealth gap means nothing to them.

  • @nkiller18
    @nkiller18 4 года назад +21

    People like this, who think the free market destroy monopolies, will tell us to go read an Econ book.

    • @mazazon
      @mazazon 4 года назад +2

      @Random Name Seventy IP? Intellectual Property? Do you mean ISP? Internet Service Providers? I agree with that. There are very large swathes of the U.S. with low population density where it's not really worth it for ISPs to compete so they don't. Because they don't, they can pretty well charge what they want for aging infrastructure they never need to upgrade. If it weren't for Google fiber they'd still be dragging their feet in cities as well.

    • @jackreeder215
      @jackreeder215 3 года назад

      You realize the State forms them in the first place right. Great book called the Myth of Natural Monopoly. Markets cant stop a force it didnt create.

  • @5TailFox
    @5TailFox 4 года назад +35

    Nah, the Gangrene Gang were bonafide criminals. If anything, Lord of Cringe is more on par with the Amoeba Boys.

    • @SteelerFanInRI
      @SteelerFanInRI 4 года назад +7

      Lmao that's exactly what I thought; their shtick of "please arrest us; we're REAL BAD GUYS, WE SWEAR!" seems on par with this fella's general patheticness.

    • @AnaduKune
      @AnaduKune 4 года назад +2

      He stole.......a orange.

    • @5TailFox
      @5TailFox 4 года назад +2

      @@AnaduKune "Lit-ter-ing" 😄😄

    • @TheSquareOnes
      @TheSquareOnes 4 года назад +6

      I feel like Fuzzy Lumpkins is clearly the best fit for this guy, just a drunk goon losing his temper at the drop of a hat.

    • @TheWaverunners
      @TheWaverunners 4 года назад

      One of the Gangreen Gang were in Gorillaz for a tiny bit.

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 4 года назад +11

    He's a man of many clocks, but very few principles.

    • @roryreviewer6598
      @roryreviewer6598 4 года назад +1

      Or brains

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 4 года назад

      @@roryreviewer6598 *brain
      He has a single brain cell only.
      Using plural nouns is kinda silly.

  • @tan_the_man
    @tan_the_man 2 года назад +3

    I love how he villainizes the mom who needs $1000 extra dollars, but has a weird sympathy and understanding for the billionaire. Like what??

  • @masterjereel5307
    @masterjereel5307 4 года назад +3

    That whole paint bit made me think I was watching Vaush for a minute there lmao

  • @GruntOfAction
    @GruntOfAction 4 года назад +5

    This guy's more on the level of the kid who ate paste and turned into a huge goop monster from PowerPuffGirls.

    • @josh-oo
      @josh-oo 4 года назад

      He even kinda looks like him.

  • @jadetortellini6150
    @jadetortellini6150 4 года назад +2

    I get more excited for these videos in particular than I probably should.

  • @chongjunxiang3002
    @chongjunxiang3002 4 года назад +4

    How predictable is this guy?
    🔘 Strongly agree

  • @Bofore13
    @Bofore13 4 года назад +5

    Bezos personally benefits more than anyone I can think of from government services. He dosent have to maintain the infrastructure he needs to deliver the products that he has other people make.

  • @thatdarnskag5043
    @thatdarnskag5043 3 года назад +2

    Vaush pretty much nailed it when he said that conservatives are incapable of engaging with these hypotheticals. The more of these compass tests I watch, the more obvious this becomes.

  • @benjatta
    @benjatta 4 года назад +4

    the punishment of prison should only be taking away their freedom, on the inside of the prison everything should be focused on rehabilitation. They already dont have freedom, why punish them more

    • @mazazon
      @mazazon 4 года назад +1

      I'm with you there. What is the priority of imprisoning people? Is it punishing people or is it making sure they don't commit crime again?
      I'd prefer if they didn't commit crime again.
      So how do we do that? Therapy maybe? Job training or education services so they can get a job when they get out? Making prison life more like outside life? Some real basic punishment theory that just seems obvious if you actually want them to not do crime again. If they don't have a life sentence they are going to reenter society at some point. Preparing them for that seems like a good idea. Putting them in a cage and treating them like... well criminals, doesn't seem conductive to that goal.
      I don't mind the idea of letting psychologists determine sentences and having psychologists in charge of the prison system. The current sentencing seems arbitrary.

  • @Mike-zx6sl
    @Mike-zx6sl 4 года назад +16

    for someone who shouts about how much he hates socialism all the time, Dave sure is quick to label things commodities and advocate for seizing the means of their production.

    • @coletrickle1775
      @coletrickle1775 4 года назад +4

      It's because people like him don't know what words mean, they're all just buzzwords.

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 4 года назад +4

      People are so quick to agree that corporations are soulless and people deserve better availability of care and to have greater control over the goods they use, and then IMMEDIATELY say some shit like "well, hey, at least we're not socialist lol"

    • @Mike-zx6sl
      @Mike-zx6sl 4 года назад +1

      @@awkwardukulele6077 Didn't he say something like most corporations want to help people IN THIS VIDEO?
      He's also said he thought the corporate bailouts were good, which is literally socialism... a thing he constantly complains that he hates.

    • @lysergidedaydream5970
      @lysergidedaydream5970 4 года назад

      @@Mike-zx6sl No, corporate bailouts aren't socialism. What possible definition of socialism could lead you to say such a thing?

    • @Mike-zx6sl
      @Mike-zx6sl 4 года назад

      @@lysergidedaydream5970 I... cannot tell if you're being serious or not right now. If you're kidding, joke's on me, but if you're serious? Bro.

  • @gterschluse
    @gterschluse 4 года назад +2

    Hey someone who is in an education field here. Wanted to comment relating to schools being used for job training question.
    Ideally the primary focus of k-12 education is to teach critical thinking, essential skills, and social skills.
    Teaching these three set you up to not only do well in the work force but also to allow the student to be creative and possibly pave their own path or create their own buisness.
    Focusing specifically on training for the workforce constricts the student and in the worse case scenario can harm their creativity.
    Our economy/society looks very different than it did just a decade ago. Focusing to specifically on training for the current economy is not a good idea as it changes and you could be teaching skills that will be irrelevant when they enter the work force.
    It is more beneficial for the student to learn the three general skills mentioned above. This gives them the ability to learn whatever skills they need moving forward to adjust to their specific situations.
    Though trade training (welding, mechanical, etc) is a good thing to offer imo if this is what the student wants to do and if the monetary and professional resources exist in the district.
    Something you learn working with students is that they don't like to fit into neat boxes. Their interests, abilities, values, and identities vary from each other though they may seem very similar at the surface level. It is crucial that their unique characteristics and creativity is supported/fostered as opposed to making them into worker bees.
    It is a big focus of me and my colleagues to integrate students interests into assignments and skill acquisition. This allows them to learn more about what they are interested/talented in while also gaining the skills above.
    Making this switch in focus statistically significantly improved our students grades, attendance, and college acceptance. Also more of our students are now pursuing careers related to their interests/talents as opposed to previous students where we found many pursuing careers their parents wanted then to or careers they didn't necessary have an interest in but were doing it for the pay. The former is shown in research to lead to better professional outcomes and career success than the later contrary t8 what you may have been told

  • @thuglifeinc4894
    @thuglifeinc4894 4 года назад +7

    Providing profits to your shareholders isn't a social responsibilty, it's a contractual obligation.
    Social responsibility is better defined as something that a company is doing that benefits society in the long term.
    Profits = money
    This in itself doesn't make society any better if the money made, is spent on things that actively hurt the society we live in.
    If those same profits are invested in orgs that vow to protect the enviroment or reform the police and education system and things like that.
    That those companies are fullfilling their societal duties by making our society better.
    Other examples of social responsibilty are as follows treating your employees well and paying them accordingly.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 4 года назад +2

    lmao the man with the $3 walmart clocks as interior decorating is crying for the billionaires, I'm dying of the giggles

  • @coletrickle1775
    @coletrickle1775 4 года назад +1

    Saying free markets prevent monopolies is like saying fucking without rubbers prevents stds. Like, it's not possible to say something that is more wrong.

  • @TonusStoneshield
    @TonusStoneshield 4 года назад +5

    Jake really needs to boost the video audio or reduce his own audio one, can't hear the things he is watching without getting my ears blown out.

  • @animatorstanley
    @animatorstanley Год назад +1

    Fuzzy lumpkins to your power puff girls.
    Penguin to your batman.
    And so on and so forth and what have you.

  • @robinvik1
    @robinvik1 4 года назад +2

    "Washington got rich through trading slaves? Good on him, it was legal back then" - Clocklord probably

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 4 года назад +5

    he's clearly the Riddler. "of course I put up a bunch of clocks and then set them to different time zones and then intentionally mis-set them, Batman. it was a joke!" no bud, it's a riddle why you keep throwing hours of your life at Jake and Hannah so twitch can write them checks for skewering you.

  • @algi1
    @algi1 4 года назад +2

    Wait, first he agrees that corporations are good for humanity, then he agrees corporations don't have to be good for humanity?

  • @JoeDirtisawsome
    @JoeDirtisawsome 4 года назад +2

    lord of coom: we're all the same
    also lord of coom: yeah some people are savages

  • @JoeDirtisawsome
    @JoeDirtisawsome 4 года назад +3

    "a super rich dude is using 0 government" so rich people dont drive on public roads? corporate welfare isnt a thing?

  • @kaildraconis
    @kaildraconis 4 года назад +2

    Somebody should take the compass test while watching shapiros video and actually answer accurately to his responses and see where it lands

  • @coletrickle1775
    @coletrickle1775 4 года назад +1

    When I take this test I am two squares from the bottom left corner.

    • @wooogie672
      @wooogie672 4 года назад

      That’s where all the based people land

  • @zwartdude
    @zwartdude 4 года назад +1

    I'm a big ole lefty, but when I read that broadcasting question I read it as like state sponsored news. not PBS

  • @Obelion_
    @Obelion_ 4 года назад +3

    wow but im honestly impressed, he has the right ideas on quite some things, didnt know he was pro lgbt

  • @MidgarPrincessVII
    @MidgarPrincessVII 4 года назад +1

    I would have said that Lord of Cringe is the Clock King to Jake's Batman

  • @zwartdude
    @zwartdude 4 года назад +2

    "it's legal" it's not a question about if it's Legal it's a question about if YOU think its Moral

  • @cr1mssy491
    @cr1mssy491 4 года назад

    It might be that I was just watching DBZA but I really wanna an anime-type adaptation of the Corn King battling the LoC. That would make me happy.

  • @muswaldSunny
    @muswaldSunny 3 года назад +1

    Just took it myself and got -8.13 & -7.95. I didn't know you could just take the test; not sure why. That was kind of exciting!

  • @viziroth
    @viziroth 4 года назад +1

    the rich people are "using" the most government by offloading their own expenses onto the government and using roads for their fleets.

  • @lunaci1103
    @lunaci1103 4 года назад +1

    I love how many people in the comments are referencing Ace with the Gorillaz. I love y'all so much 💕 Also this Clock Dude is a big goof.

  • @shattaredentertainment4782
    @shattaredentertainment4782 3 года назад +1

    Drunk angry squidward

  • @kayakat1869
    @kayakat1869 4 года назад +3

    A libertarian who believes in punishment for breaking laws? Interesting.

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt 4 года назад

    Lord of Cringe to the Gangreen Gang is the MOST APT comparison I've ever heard.

  • @PaullyRobots
    @PaullyRobots 4 года назад

    32:10 "do i have to admit i'm a low key nazi?" Eugenics has no middle ground.

  • @thatman5484
    @thatman5484 4 года назад +2

    He's more like Fuzzy Lumpkin.
    Ace from TGGG is in the Gorillaz afterall

  • @nonreligionist
    @nonreligionist 3 года назад +1

    The race and disabilities questions... If he had taken this off camera, he would've been much more honest

  • @dasfowler
    @dasfowler 4 года назад +1

    HOW CAN YOU HAVE NO OPINION AND SUCH CONSTERNATION OVER WHETHER OR NOT DISABLED PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE KIDS?!?!?! PEOPLE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR IDEAS, DAVE! (Yes, this is yelled)

  • @jessewalker8854
    @jessewalker8854 4 года назад

    Cornman vs Lord of Clocks, the Batman vs Joker of our generation.

  • @guidestone1392
    @guidestone1392 4 года назад

    "A Clockwork Potato"
    "Fetal Alcohol Father Time"
    That's all i got.

  • @Tiana_atr
    @Tiana_atr 4 года назад +1

    On that "no savage and civilised peoples, only different cultures", my answer was a soft agree. The "peoples" are not more or less civilized, but the culture imo can be. For example, a culture that accepts the death penalty as a legitimate form of punishment for crime is less civilized than a culture that has banned the death penalty. A culture that is accepting of gay people is more civilized than one that wants to punish or kill people for being gay.

  • @maximiliannelson3705
    @maximiliannelson3705 4 года назад +2

    Do I even need to watch this to know it’s going to be hard authoritarian right?

  • @Badbufon
    @Badbufon 4 года назад +1

    "so, my political compass changed for the worst... well, self-introspection seems hard and pointless at this point... so, that's it! see you next time when i become a full fledged fascist!"

  • @ShipwreckedMates
    @ShipwreckedMates 4 года назад +1

    There’s a reason the poor should have the smallest amount of taxes... BECAUSE THEY’RE POOR

  • @muswaldSunny
    @muswaldSunny 4 года назад

    JAKE WHO THE FUCK IS THE PERSON??! 🤯 whuwhuwhuu

  • @SlobberyPantsu
    @SlobberyPantsu 4 года назад

    Before discovering this channel, I only knew this guy as the amazing Atheists botched clone

  • @GothicVioletVixen
    @GothicVioletVixen 4 года назад +4

    He is totally Fuzzy Lumpkin.

  • @Neilhammond64
    @Neilhammond64 4 года назад

    I remember him when he was Warpcorpse666. He's basically the Amazing Atheist from an evil universe.
    Edit: Without the success.

  • @aster1sk294
    @aster1sk294 3 года назад +1

    its so frustrating how close yet so far he is from being based

  • @panacea7264
    @panacea7264 4 года назад +1

    the synapses in this guys brain are chaotic neutral

  • @help4343
    @help4343 4 года назад

    Those in the corners, like you Jake, come off awfully glib to me.

  • @curvingfyre6810
    @curvingfyre6810 4 года назад

    I retook the test just recently, and I was off the scale. As in literally ON the outer corner in the lib and left directions. Proud of myself.

  • @andrewreiter5664
    @andrewreiter5664 4 года назад +1

    I'm pretty sure Dave's political position is Late Stage Capitalism. Everything is a commodity and the poors get brunt of the state.

  • @brent7787
    @brent7787 4 года назад

    Jake vs Lord of Patriarchy = King King Bundy vs Andre the Giant.

  • @Obelion_
    @Obelion_ 4 года назад +4

    nooooo he doesnt understand what taxes are for. and he thinks the free market destroys monopolies? sorry bud buts its the exact opposite, the free market inherently promotes monopolies, especially with globalism. everyone knows that, even the most hardcore capitalists agree that you need the gov to keep monopolies in check. comon at least read a basic economy book if you have tot ake these hardline stances

  • @jackjohnson1128
    @jackjohnson1128 3 месяца назад

    31:43 Good lord god almighty, Dave.

  • @CultOfNothoon
    @CultOfNothoon 4 года назад +1

    Mine, when last I took it, was right/left -8.5, Lib/Auth -8.51.

  • @yahwehvii6059
    @yahwehvii6059 3 года назад

    I’ve never seen such contradiction in a person.

  • @dawi4ever
    @dawi4ever 4 года назад +2

    Lord of cringe is the new age Brett Keane

    • @CultOfNothoon
      @CultOfNothoon 4 года назад

      All good, except even Brett had sufficient charm to enter a relationship with Dorn, this gross loser doesn't even have that.

    • @knowbodyhere3966
      @knowbodyhere3966 4 года назад +1

      At least I'm not Lord of Cringe

  • @TheLeeLee
    @TheLeeLee 4 года назад

    Aw I was the one that made Jake the Pickles guy comparison meme ☺

  • @PaullyRobots
    @PaullyRobots 4 года назад

    I'm excited for this video

  • @carter6456
    @carter6456 4 месяца назад

    I desperately want him to take this again, see how much further right he’s become

    • @mobrocket
      @mobrocket 3 месяца назад

      Or if he actually became educated on some of the issues and flip flopped

  • @darkhero352
    @darkhero352 4 года назад +1

    I guess Jake only has strong political opinions going by how he only shouts strongly agree or strongly disagree.

  • @deadpoolpanda4513
    @deadpoolpanda4513 4 года назад

    Alpha Jake vs Clock guy who takes a timezone to make a video

  • @Ace0fspades354
    @Ace0fspades354 4 года назад +2

    He's not smart enough to be Mojo Jojo.

  • @robinvik1
    @robinvik1 4 года назад

    The Penguin to your Batman?

  • @tonbeor08
    @tonbeor08 4 года назад +1

    He is your wario to your mario

  • @realchoodle
    @realchoodle 4 года назад

    OH MY GOSH THIS WAS SO TENSE!!!!

  • @paulthepotato9311
    @paulthepotato9311 4 года назад

    When I took this test in 2016 I was about same as Bernie Sanders as I recall

  • @marlex3073
    @marlex3073 4 года назад +3

    Tbh, Greengang is still way too cool for Lord of Cringe. I think he’s a better fit for Roach Coach…

    • @-d-939
      @-d-939 4 года назад +2

      Hes the Ameoba boys

    • @jeddgangman4502
      @jeddgangman4502 4 года назад +2

      Not roach coach😂😂

  • @muswaldSunny
    @muswaldSunny 3 года назад

    Single moms pay nothing..rich dudes pay half their inco....mmmkkkay..so, okay so he just knows, absolutely nothing. Okay. PAINT. YES JAKE THE THANK YUUZ FOR THE PAINT..!!!

  • @kaildraconis
    @kaildraconis 4 года назад

    Could you imagine if this ended up being cringes redemption arc lol

  • @xuxuang8574
    @xuxuang8574 4 года назад +1

    So, I watched the Hannah and Jake Jordan Peterson videos, and thought they were great, but then I come on here and I've got to ask... Wtf is with the corn?

  • @paddycraig
    @paddycraig 4 года назад

    He strikes me as more of a fuzzy Lumpkins

  • @brettoelschlager8249
    @brettoelschlager8249 2 года назад

    LoC understands what art is? Mind boggling.

  • @Todddaily6299
    @Todddaily6299 4 года назад +1

    Dude has some bold takes

  • @WastelandBowman
    @WastelandBowman 4 года назад +1

    Dave: Corporations have the bests interests of the people in mind because those are their customers.
    Also Dave: Ugh yeah I guess we have to regulate corporations because they can’t be trusted to protect the environment.

  • @realchoodle
    @realchoodle 4 года назад +1

    You should stream the PCT as well so Dave can respond and you can respond to that lmao. (I also just want to see if you are a statist or not)

  • @paulthepotato9311
    @paulthepotato9311 4 года назад +1

    I took the test just now
    It puts me same as Jake as far as liberaterian but a few notches more right than Jake although still past halfway on the left side

  • @dizbrony3906
    @dizbrony3906 4 года назад

    Corn v Clocks: Dawn of Cringe

  • @brettoelschlager8249
    @brettoelschlager8249 2 года назад

    If anything, a free market makes Monopolizing easier.

  • @marthsinclair3796
    @marthsinclair3796 4 года назад

    "Normally corporations want to serve the interests of humanity so they can have customers"
    "Unfortunately I guess corporations can't be trusted to protect the environment"
    "Yeah, I actually agree that a company's only social responsibility should be to the shareholders"
    "Companies should be penalized for misleading people"
    "Monopolies wouldn't happen in a *real* free market, but they should still be regulated"
    It's a very internally consistent Dave.

  • @SimonD992
    @SimonD992 4 года назад

    holy fuck I'm early, welp hi jake, say hi to hanna for me love you guys, even in the early bible reloaded days

  • @sillyswirlsproductions145
    @sillyswirlsproductions145 4 года назад

    Jake definitely gave him too much of a compliment in the beginning of the video
    He's definitely the amoeba brothers

  • @Loot_NukemXD
    @Loot_NukemXD 4 года назад

    Oh fuck this is gonna be good

  • @MisterRorschach90
    @MisterRorschach90 4 года назад

    More like kangaroo man to Spider-Man.