Trump Lashes Out at the FBI, Nuclear Secrets Stashed at Mar-a-Lago & Don Jr’s Saddest Video Yet

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2022
  • Los Angeles is currently under an excessive heat warning so we have been doing our part at the show to be energy efficient, the Washington Post reported that among the classified documents the FBI recovered at Mar-a-Lago was a top secret file about foreign nuclear capabilities, Trump lashed out at the FBI for taking his highly confidential medical files and history, his least favorite son Eric has been making the rounds praising the Florida Judge who ruled in Daddy's favor, Don Jr. posted what might be his saddest video yet, the Obamas were back at the White House for the unveiling of their official portraits, Joe Biden has a message for Californians suffering from the heat, and Guillermo goes out on Hollywood Blvd to help give people some relief.
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  • @stevin47
    @stevin47 Год назад +253

    5 medical deferments from Vietnam War because of his perfect health . Wish someone would call him out next time he is boasting about his perfect health !

    • @jpslayermayor9293
      @jpslayermayor9293 Год назад

      It truly is amazing how dishonest the orange one is. You can almost never count on anything 100% of the time, but Mr potato head lies every single time he opens his big potato mouth!

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd Год назад +11

      Yes, and film it please. I would love to see how mad he gets at the disloyalty.

    • @llessurdoow2325
      @llessurdoow2325 Год назад

      meanwhile in the white house ....Biden poops himself again

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +7

      Didn't he also claim to be the youngest person ever?

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 Год назад +1

      @Adam Magyar big assumptions from a big boy. Your mommy must think you're so smart and brave.

  • @leonieromanes7265
    @leonieromanes7265 Год назад +773

    Don Junior looks close to tears when he admits how cruel and neglectful his father is.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Год назад

      bet dumpsterfire donny knows which of the trump children are really his.

    • @openminds8765
      @openminds8765 Год назад +57

      Who's a good boy - Don Jr you are loved - Who's a good boy (do you want a treat - sniff sniff sniff)

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад

      Maybe we can get the Trump kids to get help before they become as degenerate as their father; especially their youngest.

    • @colsonchambers6412
      @colsonchambers6412 Год назад

      Wait till you hear about Hunter Biden.

    • @janetstonerook4552
      @janetstonerook4552 Год назад

      Junior is so pathetic! And no, Junior, your dad doesn't care about you! He has you picked to go to prison first of all his kids.

  • @GoGreen1977
    @GoGreen1977 Год назад +20

    Eric, your father shouldn't have had those documents in the FIRST PLACE! Not in his desk, not on the floor, not in the best, most beautiful filing cabinet in the world. No one has such a beautiful filing cabinet.

    • @kurtcurtis2730
      @kurtcurtis2730 Год назад +1

      He should not have them in his house. He should not have them he’s a louse. He should not put them in a club and now he’s mad they’re on the rug??

    • @kurtcurtis2730
      @kurtcurtis2730 Год назад +1

      Seriously upset about the sedition but hey it wrote itself

  • @nathanvinson7639
    @nathanvinson7639 Год назад +147

    This is what happens when you elect a soulless business man to such an important position. To him everything is sellable product, even lives & our countries future. Trying to destroy America from the inside out. Please vote against this for the sake of our children. For the troops that fought for this country.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Год назад +1377

    Knowing Trump's affinity for making cash anyway he can, I don't think you need to think too hard about what he was going to do with those files.

    • @hectordominguez9617
      @hectordominguez9617 Год назад +30

      Right buddy...he was going to recycle the paper.... makes sense..

    • @Manooshen
      @Manooshen Год назад +1

      Probably held auctions for his dictator buddies.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +65

      Clog toilets?

    • @motogriso1
      @motogriso1 Год назад

      Putin told him to take secret docs on Ukraine military. He gets a hotel in Moscow

    • @8088I
      @8088I Год назад +1

      This "Judge," Aileen Cannon, pulled a
      Willy Barr!
      Aileen Cannon put in her application for
      her standing Supreme Court candidacy,
      only 2 days after her dodgy verdict.
      Coincidence? You be the 'Judge' of this
      barely appointed "Judge."

  • @accutronitisthe2nd95
    @accutronitisthe2nd95 Год назад +402

    "I've never done anything wrong. Nobody can prove that I ever did anything wrong. It's pretty tough when a citizen with an unblemished record must be hounded from his home. I am feeling very bad - very bad. How would you feel if the police, paid to protect you, acted towards you like they acted towards me?" - Al Capone December 10, 1927...

    • @rustyshackleford8170
      @rustyshackleford8170 Год назад +31

      ...A citizen who makes perfect phone calls and is a perfect health specimen. SOVIET UNION?!" - Some guy who lost the election in 2016

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd Год назад +14

      "...paid to protect you..." Well, call it an investment

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 Год назад

      Police aren't paid to protect us. They're paid to protect state interests.

    • @lisazabriskie4773
      @lisazabriskie4773 Год назад +21

      45 has never has an original thought in his miserable life

    • @michaelboyle5805
      @michaelboyle5805 Год назад

      I don't think Capone was as big a criminal as trump,
      Big Al was just misunderstood, we all know trump is a gangster

  • @dekai7992
    @dekai7992 Год назад +114

    That Don Jr. clip is among the saddest things I've ever seen. And still, my compassion for him and his siblings runs so very low.

    • @wickedcabinboy
      @wickedcabinboy Год назад +14

      No F***s to give for anyone in that clan.

    • @drofmah3836
      @drofmah3836 Год назад +5

      I'm proud when my father praises me for something not get choked up and ready to cry because I get so very little praise evidently.

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Год назад +2

      Hunter Biden is among the saddest things ever seen. And still compassion for him and his sbling runs very low.

    • @godawgs2641
      @godawgs2641 Год назад

      Jimmy - you are pathetic. In case you haven't noticed Trump is not in office. However, you have PLENTY of material to work with on the Biden gang.

    • @SceneWins
      @SceneWins 16 дней назад

      They would kick you out your house with a smile if it meant an extra nickel in the pocket

  • @paulrutland4850
    @paulrutland4850 Год назад +18

    Information is Power, he took documents that would benefit him and his business. Information on people he could leverage

  • @BlackAesop
    @BlackAesop Год назад +458

    "Trump, He's so neat, he even launders his money" Comedy gold!

    • @SaltnPepe
      @SaltnPepe Год назад

      Your delusional

    • @francesglenn2117
      @francesglenn2117 Год назад

      Born a slob die a slop🚽⚖️⏳💯☑️🔐

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +8

      You know, when I was a kid, I literally thought people wash money like we'd wash clothes.

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd Год назад

      It would have to be a small load of laundry, because he doesn't have anything to wash. Trump launders foreign money through his properties to stay afloat.

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd Год назад +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 It was unclear to me, too. Interesting fact, US cash is printed on paper with cloth qualities, so it can survive going through the wash. Could you imagine losing a pocket full of paper cash from washing it by mistake, oh man.

  • @dangates5095
    @dangates5095 Год назад +187

    I honestly heard a story that Don Sr. gave Don Jr. a tie as a birthday or Christmas gift that Jr. had given Sr. a couple of years previously. Says alot.

  • @jaelo2314
    @jaelo2314 Год назад +81

    That emotional moment by little don was him coming down from his latest binge. He was killing time while Kim went for the stash

    • @michellepratt2640
      @michellepratt2640 Год назад +6

      He's cooked like wow

    • @edwardb7811
      @edwardb7811 Год назад +5

      Yes, Trump wanted to use the papers for some sort of leverage. While in office, he reportedly showed little interest in reading the PDB, trip preparation books, and think pieces on foreign policy. It stretches credulity that he would wait until he had more free time after his term ended to catch up on his reading.

    • @mimiboucher1182
      @mimiboucher1182 Год назад +1

      Whoa...good call. I'm going to show this to my friend who knows about addiction/whitdrawl and recovery from cocaine

  • @s.hinzman7728
    @s.hinzman7728 Год назад +27

    The guy from London was an absolute great participant - he knew how to banter, play along, he did not get spooked at being trimmed, and he was super cute!! They definitely should be thankful they found him (heck, I would not be against finding him 😉🤣)

    • @Thunder-Chief
      @Thunder-Chief Год назад

      I thought they were going to give him a gift for being such a good sport. I was a little let down that they didn't.

  • @robgrubsla5564
    @robgrubsla5564 Год назад +175

    Confidential medical files then he broadcasts his health. He really doesnt know how to keep a secret.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +24

      Except he lies about his health

    • @robgrubsla5564
      @robgrubsla5564 Год назад +13

      @@elegantgypsyrose5328 so true. "Im the most honest person out there" trumps words not mine.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Год назад +13

      @@robgrubsla5564 He lies even when he's telling the truth because the only reason he is ever honest is to make his lies more believable. That and it's entirely possible that he is so out of his mind that he actually believes his own bullshit.

    • @dennistaylor5622
      @dennistaylor5622 Год назад +1

      Con dons medical records are a lie.

    • @susankeith326
      @susankeith326 Год назад +1

      It's his mental health that's most concerning.

  • @heatheryoung36
    @heatheryoung36 Год назад +152

    I still do not understand why Rumpy is still at large. He should be arrested, in jail, with no chance of parole because he is a flight risk. What is wrong with your justice system, America? Love your show, Jimmy Kimmel. Cheers from Canada!

    • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
      @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Год назад +22

      Fellow Canadian, here. I have been struggling for a while to wrap my brain around it, too. You'd think with concerns that people are losing their faith in American institutions, they would jump at the opportunity to show everyone an effective and fair justice system. I guess that's why I'm not a politician 🤷‍♂️

    • @nunyabusyness762
      @nunyabusyness762 Год назад +7

      Because he's above the law. The whole thing system is corrupt. Understand now?

    • @donello430
      @donello430 Год назад +1

      Because it isn't real. The whole scandal is media hype and baseless smears. Pay careful attention to the language used in any news reports about this. It's smear tactics. Just like 'Russians stealing the election' wasn't real. Just like 'he called Neo Nazis fine people' wasn't real. Etc etc etc. Don't take this as a partisan point scoring, I'm not trying to insult people. Just urging people to think critically instead of being manipulated by people like Jimmy Kimmel

    • @noreenmcgovern1023
      @noreenmcgovern1023 Год назад +1

      You're funny

    • @noreenmcgovern1023
      @noreenmcgovern1023 Год назад

      @@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Wrapping your head around why Biden isn't in jail?

  • @ezekieldejiojo4696
    @ezekieldejiojo4696 Год назад +5

    The whole Don Jr. thing being happy his dad gave him a shout out is really sad! 😢

  • @rgplpc
    @rgplpc Год назад +22

    "My father is a very neat man," says Eric. He's right. I remember watching #45 ascend the stairs into Air Force One, trailing a legnth of toilet paper from his trouser lag. In case he had to "neaten up" before landing, I'm sure.

  • @wendylott6920
    @wendylott6920 Год назад +345

    "He's so neat, he even launders his own money!" Had me wheezing 🤣

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd Год назад

      It would have to be a small load of laundry, because he doesn't have anything to wash. Trump launders foreign money through his properties to stay afloat.

    • @denisesorensen9568
      @denisesorensen9568 Год назад +9

      Me too😂😂😂

    • @llessurdoow2325
      @llessurdoow2325 Год назад +1

      what? you're jealouse of people with more money then you? petty

    • @calisto2735
      @calisto2735 Год назад

      @@llessurdoow2325 I'm sure, if you try, you can be even more boring 🥱

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Год назад +2

      A sublime line...!

  • @pbay2011
    @pbay2011 Год назад +218

    "I'm increasingly convinced Eric Trump has never met his father" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SaltnPepe
      @SaltnPepe Год назад

      How’s hunter?

    • @zeldasmith6154
      @zeldasmith6154 Год назад +12

      @@SaltnPepe You're. Hunter is painting and doing very well.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +9

      @@SaltnPepe fine, thanks. Hey, where's the wall?

    • @SaltnPepe
      @SaltnPepe Год назад

      @@gamepapa1211 open . Unlike any country on earth. Lmk how that works out for you . Goodluck feeding yourself

    • @SaltnPepe
      @SaltnPepe Год назад

      @@zeldasmith6154 nah high on crack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg this is too much .

  • @vanessahillmusic
    @vanessahillmusic Год назад +10

    I'm 99.9% sure that Melania whishes the DOJ would hurry up 😂

    • @richsims6870
      @richsims6870 Год назад

      I do too.

    • @ChandlerSomborac
      @ChandlerSomborac 7 месяцев назад

      So you edited your comment... and *still* didn't correct the "whishes" part? Even with it being underlined in red?🤔🤦‍♂😂

  • @CappyLarou
    @CappyLarou Год назад +8

    that was the most uncomfortable "Dad" I've ever seen...poor Jr, so desperate for Daddy's love...lol

  • @Jeanette7981
    @Jeanette7981 Год назад +51

    Praying that destructive narcissistic, criminal SOB is prosecuted!!

    • @roughhabit9085
      @roughhabit9085 Год назад

      Why don’t you just summarily execute anyone with a different political point of view. There’s a democracy you can take pride in right?

    • @rcbutera8071
      @rcbutera8071 Год назад

      Prayer: How to do nothing, and still think you’re helping. Just vote, already!

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 Год назад +2

      How about you push for it instead of asking for the imaginary sky daddy to help?

  • @janis.T
    @janis.T Год назад +258

    This career criminal needs to be taught a valuable lesson and soon. I cannot stomach him, his voice, his family and wish he would just move in with Putin.

    • @sylvialawrence4431
      @sylvialawrence4431 Год назад

      Agreed. I've always said he needs put in a padded cell (obviously demented) which replicates the Oval office OR exiled to Russia!

    • @michellewalters4484
      @michellewalters4484 Год назад +14

      Couldn't agree more. He needs to learn about what he's trying to shove down America's throat, although frankly, I'm pretty certain he's not capable of learning ANYthing....

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +15

      I couldn't stand four more years of listening to that voice!

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 Год назад +11

      YES!!! "LOCK HIM UP" ALREADY...

    • @artanderson4240
      @artanderson4240 Год назад +5

      @@whiskyjames4200
      Lol...patience. It will come.

  • @chrisfentum9305
    @chrisfentum9305 Год назад +3

    So glad Jimmy is back! He's so on target with Trump, never holds back!

  • @wess4711
    @wess4711 Год назад +3

    The video of Trump saying that the mishandling of documents should put that person in prison, with the pictures of the documents he "mishandled" ("stole" is more like it), should be shown constantly all throughout the US - even if it would prejudice a jury.

  • @marybrown7203
    @marybrown7203 Год назад +112

    Way to Go California. Together, you knocked the usage down substantially through those hours.

    • @float32
      @float32 Год назад +4

      I swear nobody remembers Enron.

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd Год назад +2

      @@float32 pepperidge farm remembers

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k Год назад

      @@float32 i remember those assholes mocking a grandmother who could not afford her energy bill, telling her that she should have moved to Texas if she couldn’t take them manipulating the energy prices in California and creating a false crisis.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Год назад

      @@Markle2k and look at how things went in Texas.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Год назад +690

    Stormy Daniels: Trump cannot keep his own business private, why does anyone think he kept those documents private.😂🤣

  • @copasetic1
    @copasetic1 Год назад +26

    As difficult as it is to summon empathy for Don Jr., the way he struggles so much to get the word “dad” out is heartbreaking.

  • @raydavies3278
    @raydavies3278 Год назад +4

    He's a perfect specimen !!. Great, so he will have NO problems doing 60 years in jail for TREASON.

  • @susieangelo6410
    @susieangelo6410 Год назад +238

    Mad respect for the guy from London who was such a good sport to have his cargo pants cut off for the show. 💜

    • @saltydog7038
      @saltydog7038 Год назад +54

      They should have given him a gift card or something

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd Год назад +20

      @@saltydog7038 yeah, get him some designer cargos

    • @randomname4726
      @randomname4726 Год назад +20

      @@saltydog7038 Yeah that was BS that he got no prize of any kind.

    • @labonitapz
      @labonitapz Год назад +19

      @@saltydog7038 I’m sure he was taken care of

    • @letitbeenow
      @letitbeenow Год назад +7

      @@labonitapz I hope so 💗

  • @radagastbrown9001
    @radagastbrown9001 Год назад +31

    I'm here for the TRUMP jokes. Thank you 🙏

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 Год назад

      Trump is a joke. So is Biden. The whole US political system is a joke

  • @sharontaylor7844
    @sharontaylor7844 Год назад +3

    Jimmy Kimbel was on 🔥 this monolog

  • @quacks2much
    @quacks2much Год назад +5

    If I were a “perfect speciman” I wouldn’t care if my medical records were disclosed, kind of like my taxes if they were perfectly in order and I were a billionaire.

  • @nancybeveridgetaylor3256
    @nancybeveridgetaylor3256 Год назад +36

    "Perfect physical specimen"??????? As a retired nurse, just looking at tRump I want to run for a crash cart!

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Год назад +5

      I'm not a nurse but can I ask you...
      Is it normal to have an overwhelming desire to barf every time I look at that 'perfect physical specimen' ?

    • @sylvialawrence4431
      @sylvialawrence4431 Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @gianalfredo
    @gianalfredo Год назад +374

    DJTJ was in the verge of tears calling his father “dad”. That very small pause after the word… lol

    • @ericjanssen394
      @ericjanssen394 Год назад +25

      While Eric refers to "My father" several times a sentence, beating even the records set by Augie Doggie and Sylvester Jr.

    • @nullnull7495
      @nullnull7495 Год назад +50

      Trump is a terrible man all round

    • @andersandersen6295
      @andersandersen6295 Год назад +23

      @@nullnull7495 And all around is a fair distance.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +20

      I wonder if that's the first time he got to say that word aloud?

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 Год назад +18

      They're pathetic.

  • @johnkochen7264
    @johnkochen7264 Год назад +4

    At least Eric seems sober and lucid which is more than can be said for Don jr.

  • @justjoan4010
    @justjoan4010 Год назад +1

    Jimmy you are a great deliverer. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @jenniferalexander5423
    @jenniferalexander5423 Год назад +251

    Eric Trump is super creepy to look at for more than 5 seconds.

  • @GreyDoofus88
    @GreyDoofus88 Год назад +180

    As a father he *might* even be worse? He treats his sons with the utmost contempt, even though he expects them to constantly defend and deify him in the eyes of the general public, which they do so without question (and rather poorly I might add) because they are desperate. And of course there's the eldest daughter, who Trump glorified back in 2006 with the disturbing remark... "If Ivanka and I weren't related, then perhaps I would be dating her." The way he said it so casually, it's as though that in spite of the fact Ivanka is his biological daughter, it would not serve to impede his warped sense of affection for her in the slightest.
    So to say as a father he might even be worse, is by far the kindest thing you've said about Donald Trump in my opinion. Unless of course that was merely a jest or an understatement on your part, and deep down you know that he is terrible at everything, including being a parent.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Год назад +12

      _"as a father he might even be worse"_ is acknowledging that DJT is quite possibly even _worse_ at parenting than he was at presidenting; not that he still has some capacity in him to be an even _worse_ father than he already is. I think you're possibly reading 'might' as 'could'? Essentially, JK is agreeing with you.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад

      The dude has daddy issues! Of course he's a crap dad!

    • @jaelo2314
      @jaelo2314 Год назад

      He was emotionally abandoned at 4, so for him to have empathy is essentially impossible. His father figures were mafia-like and good at doiing what Fred trump wanted.

    • @cindypomerleau950
      @cindypomerleau950 Год назад +2

      Not that deep....

    • @jakebarnes28
      @jakebarnes28 Год назад +6

      Fred Trump Jr., killed himself to get away from his family.

  • @Albe3331
    @Albe3331 Год назад +1

    Some people in Florida suffer from sun burn. Don Jr. suffers from nose burn from packing it with whatever.

  • @carieevans3787
    @carieevans3787 Год назад +2

    "Daddy loves me! He really really loves me!!" Wow. McDonald Jr REALLY posted that message? Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣 What a complete clown show this whole family is!!!! That was so sad and pathetic. If he hadn't come from the loins from which he came, I would have felt really bad watching that.

  • @DishonestTrack6
    @DishonestTrack6 Год назад +112

    Notice how Don Jr. got choked up when he said, "Dad" as if he was told to never call him that?

    • @mdubz101
      @mdubz101 Год назад

      Seems much worse than his dad showering with him eh?

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx Год назад +3

      🤣

    • @NuclearFridge1
      @NuclearFridge1 Год назад +12

      Junior might have said it once to Trump... And got a face full of Dad's lunch, ketchup, plate and all...

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist Год назад

      Uh, trump junior is always 'sniffing'. What's up with that?

  • @johny3406
    @johny3406 Год назад +369

    Don Jr is a budget version of his father.

    • @melosova-suav8930
      @melosova-suav8930 Год назад +20

      Swap Meet Version

    • @britturk123
      @britturk123 Год назад +18

      You know they are both sad and pathetic, but I have a feeling that Jr has more of a clue about that than his father agent Orange.

    • @aol-youvegotmail364
      @aol-youvegotmail364 Год назад +13

      Wish version
      And D Trump is a wish version of a father

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +16

      Yeah, low-budget.

    • @artamutt5485
      @artamutt5485 Год назад +1

      A turdlet.

  • @debcastle2063
    @debcastle2063 Год назад +1

    Yay…so happy to see you Jimmy!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @SMyers-uh4du
    @SMyers-uh4du Год назад +1

    Yeah, Jimmy's back!!!!

  • @sheckyfeinstein
    @sheckyfeinstein Год назад +29

    I almost felt badly for Junior. Ok, I did. But it won’t last.

  • @JAWNDOEmusic
    @JAWNDOEmusic Год назад +52

    that was the most weirdly, candid Jr's ever been...he was so honored he got a 'shoutout' at a rally rant 🤦‍♂

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 Год назад +6

      He was so excited. I bet he won't shut up about it for weeks and all his little friends will be so tired of it.

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx Год назад +4

      @@juliebraden6911 He doesn't have any friends.
      That's why he's constantly on social media.

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 Год назад +5

      Don Jr is sad and creepy in this video!!!

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 Год назад

      @@Emma-dh1lx good point

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 Год назад +1

    Defending family honor?! Honor is the very very last word in the English language that comes to mind with the trumps!

  • @stickersadd20hp
    @stickersadd20hp Год назад +2

    Great to see your back. No one does the show like you. Thanks Jimmy

  • @four4eyes
    @four4eyes Год назад +87

    First time ever hearing a Trump child using the word "Dad". Wonder who he was speaking of .

    • @richardbergman2630
      @richardbergman2630 Год назад

      whose your daddy?
      was he pregnant with you?
      bet you really hate him whoever he is

    • @MrStaybrown
      @MrStaybrown Год назад +3

      🤣
      Daddy is not their father!!

    • @shellylavigne5913
      @shellylavigne5913 Год назад +2

      He actually said FATHER...so formal

  • @pdxpete48
    @pdxpete48 Год назад +156

    Guillermo is such an uplifting spirit, it makes my entire day .... yes and you too Jimmy,,, geeze!

    • @marybell3013
      @marybell3013 Год назад +3

      Gotta love Guillermo, always cheers me up! I am, however, getting tired of the criticism of Biden being old, people can’t help when they were born. Can we focus on some of the good legislation that he is passing??

    • @biffmasterson9786
      @biffmasterson9786 Год назад

      @@marybell3013 Fine, but why is he running for reelection? I'm a life-long Dem and we need someone who is not in decline

    • @ASS999ish
      @ASS999ish Год назад

      Awesome true comedy

    • @ASS999ish
      @ASS999ish Год назад

      @@biffmasterson9786 - Trump should go directly to jail on the evidence already of his crimes as a thief !

    • @ASS999ish
      @ASS999ish Год назад

      Not allowed to run even for dog catcher

  • @zacharyhendrix4105
    @zacharyhendrix4105 Год назад +1

    Turn your pants into shorts is back! One of my favorite bits on Letterman. Happy Jimmy is bringing it back!

  • @Lvnshyrn07
    @Lvnshyrn07 Год назад +1

    When my phone went off it scared the crap out of me!🤣

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 Год назад +102

    That statement by Don Jr was so pathetic, I almost felt sorry for him.

    • @Pbav8tor
      @Pbav8tor Год назад +15

      Please vote blue anyway? 😄

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 Год назад +6

      @@Pbav8tor Democrats might just provide some support for neglected kids.

    • @cindyllax
      @cindyllax Год назад +6

      Yuup.... almost lol

    • @jaygee5693
      @jaygee5693 Год назад +5

      Right, almost.

    • @stevenbreen7243
      @stevenbreen7243 Год назад +4

      Ahhhh NO!

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa Год назад +82

    5 bucks says Donnie had details about Russia's nukes and he sold the info to Saudi during his "golf tournament".

    • @JSees
      @JSees Год назад +6

      He sold them IRANs nuclear secrets

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 Год назад

      Pretty sure that the Saudis got the scoop on Isreal.

    • @Aenarion28
      @Aenarion28 Год назад +3

      I'll double that bet and say that they were about the Hermit Kingdoms nukes that he sold to Kim for another love letter

    • @sylvialawrence4431
      @sylvialawrence4431 Год назад +2

      No, he probably had Jared do it, because that's the way mob bosses operate.

    • @evac3928
      @evac3928 Год назад +4

      No, Israel to Saudi and Russia.

  • @beaubiden3244
    @beaubiden3244 Год назад

    Forever living rent-free, gotta love it!

  • @dianaaguirre5245
    @dianaaguirre5245 Год назад +4

    really missed Jimmy, so happy he's back, I'll watch the show again!

  • @lindsaymurphy8024
    @lindsaymurphy8024 Год назад +7

    Did that first guy Daniel tell Jimmy to get a Suboxone??

    • @shady_panda
      @shady_panda Год назад +3

      😆I heard some boxing 🥊

  • @goodtohaveinajam8148
    @goodtohaveinajam8148 Год назад +200

    Don the Con is now no more than an amusement park operator; he needs cuffs, and Federal Time.

    • @SaltnPepe
      @SaltnPepe Год назад +5

      you wish lol . Yea let’s do Russia gate 2.0 so we can prove you wrong for the millionth time

    • @donaldbabbitt1214
      @donaldbabbitt1214 Год назад

      @@SaltnPepe First, it is "You're Not Smart"; "your" is a possessive pronoun and "you're" is a contraction of "you" and "are." That is one of the most common grammatical mistakes of morons, so you are a moron for sure. Second, since you are a moron, you are incapable of reading and understanding the Mueller Report, ergo your misinformation about Russian collusion which was rampant and in favor of the Trump camp in 2016. Third, Trump is guilty of multiple crimes but you protect him. Why? He would spit on you for being such a moronic loser.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Год назад +10

      @@SaltnPepe Russia gate never went to the courts silly. You know how it works: a judge with a huge n neutral hammer and no biased politicians involved in the ruling

    • @SaltnPepe
      @SaltnPepe Год назад +2

      On the contrary it was proven to be a collaborative effort between a agency I won’t name and some organizations I can’t name here. Clear as day solid facts . I’d encourage you to look into it yourself unbiased

    • @sofa0king
      @sofa0king Год назад +17

      @@SaltnPepe release the full muller report. It ain’t pretty for the former guy

  • @outdoorqrandma
    @outdoorqrandma Год назад +5

    Russia has already admitted to seeing the documents at Mar A Lago! How long will we wait on our safety and National Security of America to appease one man?

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 Год назад

      It all makes sense when you realize bipartisan politics is a scam and the repubs and dems are in bed together.

  • @studio1954thereflections
    @studio1954thereflections Год назад

    So glad you're back Jimmy ! Whoohoo! Love from Ontario Canada 🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦

  • @fallfestivities486
    @fallfestivities486 Год назад +40

    Jr sounded so excited that daddy finally recognized him.😂😂😂

  • @The_Bermuda_Nonagon
    @The_Bermuda_Nonagon Год назад +39

    Hey I'd be angry too if I had my collection of MAD magazines all neatly in chronological order and the FBI guys messed them all up looking for secret stuff, not to even mention all my vintage copies of HUSTLER.

  • @jamesmcgee9279
    @jamesmcgee9279 Год назад +1

    Happy to have you back Jimmy!

  • @hendrixpd1
    @hendrixpd1 Год назад

    Welcome back Jimmy. Thank god for Biden.

  • @williamdelong8265
    @williamdelong8265 Год назад +24

    Ya know as much as I despise them. Jr. is so pathetic and the relationship so toxic you almost feel sorry for Jr.

    • @billwalsh388
      @billwalsh388 Год назад +4

      Don't feel sorry for him, he has been all in with the crime family.

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 Год назад +2

      @@billwalsh388
      I wonder at how lucky I am, NOT to have been born into a family with such a pitiful father figure. Most children will love their parents. Even abusive parents are mostly loved by their children. Tiffany turned out to be luckiest by being ignored the most .

  • @radman9219
    @radman9219 Год назад +61

    Lil trump it’s a miracle the guy can even say that stuff with a straight face. 😂

    • @jaygee5693
      @jaygee5693 Год назад +12

      He started out as if joking, but the inner emotions welled up and had him almost choking up. Still desperate for his first hug from Dad.

    • @llessurdoow2325
      @llessurdoow2325 Год назад +1

      NAH NAH BOO BOO just log out failure

    • @letitbeenow
      @letitbeenow Год назад +3

      @@llessurdoow2325 I used to tweet that to tRump before he was kicked off Twitter...ah the memories 😂

    • @kayouellette2856
      @kayouellette2856 Год назад +1

      Barely

  • @nocapzone5049
    @nocapzone5049 Год назад

    Guillermo is absolutely hilarious... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @henryhall298
    @henryhall298 Год назад

    they way he edged closer to him with the scissors Im dying

  • @mariepanimdim4303
    @mariepanimdim4303 Год назад +103

    Holy cow Jimmy Kimmel I’m dying you’re killing me I can’t stop laughing

  • @joyaroozooolsen2800
    @joyaroozooolsen2800 Год назад +72

    Good to have Jimmy Kimmel back. he’s the best!

  • @cadeevans4623
    @cadeevans4623 Год назад +1

    Thanks for sharing

  • @richardchavez6021
    @richardchavez6021 Год назад

    I'm so glad your back. Missed you.

  • @juliotorres3618
    @juliotorres3618 Год назад +63

    Kid at a library: Mom, could I check this book out?
    Mom: What is it, sweety?
    Kid: It's about foreign nations' nuclear capabilities.
    Mom: Why don't you get a book about dinosaurs instead.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Год назад +1

      Trump's library doesn't have books ,only Tweets and MAGA rallies material.

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 Год назад +102

    Dang, I almost feel sorry for Don jr. Starved for daddy's love.

    • @denillefleming2942
      @denillefleming2942 Год назад +16

      He's looking rough around the edges.

    • @josephmatuszak3855
      @josephmatuszak3855 Год назад +10

      "Almost"

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 Год назад +15

      Him struggling with the word “dad” says it all.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +7

      @@angrydoggy9170 though I can't be sure if it was tears or bile he was choking on.

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 Год назад +5

      @@gamepapa1211 Could even be both.

  • @twig265
    @twig265 Год назад

    I’m so glad you’re back!

  • @TheFrankierams
    @TheFrankierams Год назад

    London guy was so cute! What a trooper!

  • @myrahj1482
    @myrahj1482 Год назад +4

    What a great sport our friend from across the pond was!🤩

  • @billyrubin3108
    @billyrubin3108 Год назад +51

    Actually, Crooked Donald’s very fortunate. Any other person would have been cuffed and arrested for just a fraction of what he’s done to the country.

    • @lucycan6363
      @lucycan6363 Год назад

      The only reason, and I mean the only one that he has not yet been arrested is the 70 million or so supporters who are armed to their ceilings and are willing to turn this country literally liquid red for their "hero." So the DOJ is treading carefully. Stay tuned

    • @gary62971
      @gary62971 Год назад

      Stick with comic books

  • @vic28415
    @vic28415 Год назад

    😂😂😂OMG…Sleazers Palace! That’s hysterical!

  • @Wisdom2812
    @Wisdom2812 Год назад +2

    Yep! "A perfect physical specimen"....of a narcissist!

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Год назад +12

    Jimmy and Guillermo are the best 🤗💕💕

  • @stephenbedford1395
    @stephenbedford1395 Год назад +74

    Watching from Australia I find the whole saga with Trump and the White House files quite bizarre. The GOP over there are bat crazy or as as Noam Chomsky decribed them: 'a right-wing insurgency'. Entertaining but dangerous and sad at the same time.

    • @WaterlooExpat
      @WaterlooExpat Год назад +10

      Same from up here in Canada.

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg Год назад +4

      When trump was president, the news, and life in general, was a lot more spicy.

    • @alansheiman4818
      @alansheiman4818 Год назад +5

      @@awddfg The news isn't spicy enough now?🌶

    • @frankwood7878
      @frankwood7878 Год назад +4

      "VERY BIZARRE" 😱

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg Год назад +1

      @@alansheiman4818 Not enough. When trump was president, I had a good laugh while watching the news, and for some reason a lot of good things were going in in life for me personally.

  • @pablogutierrez5454
    @pablogutierrez5454 Год назад +1

    It's nice to have Jimmy back👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @eliz49
    @eliz49 Год назад

    The heat/energy warning was in Northern California as well- must have been statewide.

  • @TerriLevin
    @TerriLevin Год назад +62

    Love this show, best laughter therapy 🙌🏼 Its good to have you back, stay cool.

    • @blackout9587
      @blackout9587 Год назад +1

      He’s one of the worst comedians. He doesn’t know how to make a joke. He just makes liberal statements to make lgbt people laugh

    • @michelekett8450
      @michelekett8450 Год назад +2

      @@blackout9587 Some people are hard to please👎

  • @KarenL810
    @KarenL810 Год назад +101

    "A perfect physical specimen?" Has Trump looked in the mirror recently?

    • @MosmMAli
      @MosmMAli Год назад

      He knows he is 400lbs orange bafoon, 😅

    • @practicewhatyoupreach8382
      @practicewhatyoupreach8382 Год назад +18

      He has fun house mirrors throughout Magat-a-Lardo. They all make him look the way he wants.

    • @llessurdoow2325
      @llessurdoow2325 Год назад

      lol biden looks like he had his face transplanted on a china man's head.

    • @MrStaybrown
      @MrStaybrown Год назад +3

      🤣
      Yep

    • @williamgiven7892
      @williamgiven7892 Год назад

      He means "perfect" as compared to the sea of obesity, mental illness and bad hair-dye that he gazes out upon at Trump rallies.

  • @robertotoole1874
    @robertotoole1874 Год назад +1

    Wellcome back Kimmel missed you all summer 🇮🇪🇮🇪

  • @joanfreyre
    @joanfreyre Год назад

    The shorts segment was freaking hilarious!

  • @SoulSpirit1
    @SoulSpirit1 Год назад +21

    OMG Jimmy,
    Soooo great to see you back 🎉👏🏼🥳

  • @IMEMINE.
    @IMEMINE. Год назад +32

    Missed you Bud
    I’m sure you and yours had a great road trip.
    We visited LA and OC and dodged the heat wave 9 days ago…
    Loved the digs enjoyed the ocean with all the surfers and volleyball games. Catalina island was beautiful. Hopefully your weather will subside soon. Love ya man, stay kool and keep Guillermo on the payroll he is liquid.
    Peace and Love

    • @DeeplyConcerned68
      @DeeplyConcerned68 Год назад

      Cool story bruh 🤡

    • @luisavalos5813
      @luisavalos5813 Год назад

      @@DeeplyConcerned68 the fact you had to come and put that to a comment 🤡 put on the clown shoes too lmao

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 Год назад

    The bit about Biden's advice on Summer heat is a brilliantly edited piece and deserves an award, minus the ending.

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean Год назад +1

    I can imagine that video of Don Jr. being used in future college Psychology lectures...

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +153

    It’s true what Don Jr. said - his father treats him like Hillary.

    • @Pbav8tor
      @Pbav8tor Год назад +3

      No he doesn't. Donnie is one of TFGs favorite tools.

    • @orchunter8388
      @orchunter8388 Год назад

      @@Pbav8tor ohhh that’s sick. Worse than ivanka.

    • @letitbeenow
      @letitbeenow Год назад +3

      @@Pbav8tor Eww. Goodness knows what he does with his tools 🤮

    • @firebird_613
      @firebird_613 Год назад

      You need to get your brain unwashed and check

  • @dsab381
    @dsab381 Год назад +39

    Trump for prison 2024.

    • @mikemechanic622
      @mikemechanic622 Год назад +6

      SOONER!!! ⚖😄

    • @rzak1961
      @rzak1961 Год назад

      @@mikemechanic622 ....YES !!!! Sooner as in yesterday !

  • @curlygurl1263
    @curlygurl1263 Год назад

    JIMMY YOU ARE SO HILARIOUS AND THIS IS A SCARY TRUTH!

  • @rubenrebenz1000
    @rubenrebenz1000 Год назад

    The middle of a breakfast burrito is better than the middle of a pizza pocket.

  • @ruth_gordon
    @ruth_gordon Год назад +75

    If you're ever in need of a laugh, just search RUclips for "Trump lashes out at..." Just those four words. A trove of hilarity.

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 Год назад +14

      Yep. He’s an angry little man

    • @torresthemonster
      @torresthemonster Год назад +1

      Or Joe Biden falling

    • @adamgill537
      @adamgill537 Год назад

      @@torresthemonster do you remember that time that Joe Biden pointed his son to government positions he wasn't qualified for and then he took two billion dollars from the Saudis? Neither do I cuz that was Trump and Jared Kushner

    • @roughhabit9085
      @roughhabit9085 Год назад +1

      Apparently he’s in a furious rage 24/7 but I’m still still waiting for the footage. I think Biden is far angrier whenever he speaks.

    • @adamgill537
      @adamgill537 Год назад +5

      @@roughhabit9085 really? Seriously bro just type in Donald Trump windmills. He really hates those things. He definitely has the priorities of a good leader

  • @tannerplummer1996
    @tannerplummer1996 Год назад +19

    5:09 Don Jr’s saddest video yet 🤣

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 Год назад +1

      It was hilarious. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

  • @kamaaliishow8312
    @kamaaliishow8312 Год назад

    Jimmy one day I will be participating in your beloved show - I watch your show in East Africa. I was with you since the beginning. Guillermo and the team make things hotter.

  • @kevlivinginabox
    @kevlivinginabox Год назад

    Greetings from the UK, I watch regularly