Cicret Bracelet DEBUNK

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @BunnLilah
    @BunnLilah 3 года назад +10066

    2021 update: All of their websites are down and the CEO shown in the video now works for some other company completely unrelated to the bracelet. I have a feeling this isn't coming out, guys!

    • @somethingelse9228
      @somethingelse9228 3 года назад +855

      @Vedant K Of course not

    • @Brixxter
      @Brixxter 3 года назад +648

      Oh no, who could have possibly predicted this! I'm devastated

    • @erinkarp6317
      @erinkarp6317 3 года назад +27

      LOL

    • @kevin_parkerson
      @kevin_parkerson 3 года назад +99

      I just saw an add for this thing on TikTok… today! 🙃

    • @matthewnagel7081
      @matthewnagel7081 3 года назад +166

      @@kevin_parkerson press x to doubt

  • @PrestigeClips
    @PrestigeClips 8 лет назад +18770

    The quality of production in these videos always blows my mind.

    • @MikiwiwasTaken
      @MikiwiwasTaken 8 лет назад +56

      Just subbed to your channel. It's great.

    • @foresttravesty
      @foresttravesty 8 лет назад +54

      fancy seeing you here prestige ;)

    • @publicmail2
      @publicmail2 8 лет назад +43

      Yes totally something you would see on TV...

    • @babynutt6730
      @babynutt6730 8 лет назад +14

      first Jack and now prestige

    • @PurpleCrow27
      @PurpleCrow27 8 лет назад +29

      Absolutely professional. Some crappy network would be lucky to have access to his educational creations to help human brains smarten-up. ;)

  • @ShabbyKrabby
    @ShabbyKrabby 4 года назад +8213

    They showed that at my school like it was going become a real thing

  • @firstnamelastname2552
    @firstnamelastname2552 3 года назад +3724

    A few years ago my sister's friend was touting Cicret on Facebook and I got into an argument with her about it. No matter how many articles or videos I linked, she refused to believe it's fake. She would just keep insisting that I need to do my 'research' and she mocked me for not being smart enough to understand. This is how they got so many donations. It's because of people like her.

    • @Marques2000
      @Marques2000 2 года назад +92

      Did she change her mind in the end?

    • @lailoutherand
      @lailoutherand 2 года назад +316

      @@Marques2000 doubt. If i know people with pride, they never let up. And even if they admit, its likely forced

    • @RedpillPortugal
      @RedpillPortugal 2 года назад

      Like dumb people like her 😂😂😂🤣😂😂
      They're living in cartoons

    • @zamalek1235
      @zamalek1235 2 года назад +38

      then people like this sometimes get what they deserved!

    • @tv1990
      @tv1990 2 года назад +134

      i mean it's easier to call others "not smart enough" than to admit you've just wasted a lot of money for a crook

  • @MasterHandFinalDestination
    @MasterHandFinalDestination 7 лет назад +26526

    This channel is way too high quality for RUclips.

    • @TianoAnnunziata
      @TianoAnnunziata 7 лет назад +108

      Master Hand then where should he upload

    • @saintabsinthe
      @saintabsinthe 7 лет назад +640

      TianoPCGamer honestly this dude needs like. A Saturday morning TV show
      He seems like modern-age Bill Nye tbh

    • @pal5512
      @pal5512 7 лет назад +346

      Yeah, it really feels like watching a TV show.

    • @thekelsek6337
      @thekelsek6337 6 лет назад +62

      This should be a tv show!!!

    • @maddizzle1744
      @maddizzle1744 6 лет назад +32

      It gives me PBS show vibes

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy 5 лет назад +2119

    "In front of these 200,000 witnesses"
    3 Years and 6.2 Million views later. Can I get a yikes for the Cicret

    • @tehwilsonat0r
      @tehwilsonat0r 5 лет назад +47

      Is anyone from Cicret in jail for this? If not, then they're just fine.

    • @CaptHayfever
      @CaptHayfever 5 лет назад +14

      The like/dislike counter, funny enough, is still just over 200K.

    • @matthewguilbert2104
      @matthewguilbert2104 5 лет назад +4

      Rocky117 yoikes

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 года назад +10

      @@tehwilsonat0r I wish. I thought he would've done it so he could sue them later and get them busted for failing to deliver.

    • @svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038
      @svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 4 года назад +1

      Hello from the future :)

  • @douglask7366
    @douglask7366 3 года назад +2741

    Around 2019 the product's website has disappeared and the tweets and facebook posts regarding this product were removed. On their twitter they added one post - this video. On their facebook they added two posts- this video and the Captain Disillusion update.
    Yup, the company ran away with the money, but not before giving everybody the middle finger.

    • @zoewells3160
      @zoewells3160 3 года назад +27

      Wow, what utter twats!

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 3 года назад +196

      @@douglask7366 The should be put in jail physically also.

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 2 года назад +151

      @@douglask7366 Eh, I’m not sure they defrauded anyone. They released a concept video that anyone with two brain cells to rub together would know is impossible to make. They then solicited “donations” to make a prototype. Incredibly, lots of dumb people parted with their money and were surprised - LOL - when they didn’t get anything in return except for a 10 second video of an incredibly shitty prototype.
      From what I’ve seen, Cicret never actually guaranteed the product would ever be released (they said it “could” be released), nor did they ever indicate the “donations” would ever be refunded in any circumstance. They did say the donors would get a discount if the product was ever released though.
      The following are quotes from the donation terms on their website:
      “The Donor is aware that the Company may not succeed in developing and manufacturing the Cicret Bracelet or that the final Cicret Bracelet may differ in size, design, colours or in any of the technical features showed on the Site.”
      and
      “The Donor is fully aware that the Donation is irrevocable and that the Project may only be completed if, among other conditions inherent to all kind of business launching, the total amount of the Donations is sufficient. As a result, the Company does not subscribe to any kind of obligations towards the Donors, the Donation being a free and irrevocable contribution to the Project.”
      A fool and their money is easily parted. Hopefully all the donors learned an important lesson.

    • @sebastiangorka200
      @sebastiangorka200 2 года назад

      @@bigbowlowrong4694 dont care about legalese
      scams a scam

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 года назад +115

      @@bigbowlowrong4694 This is such an odd argument. You're correct that it would be borderline impossible to convict them of fraud for this unless they literally admitted to it, but let's be real: the people that made this would have found out VERY quickly that what they're trying to do is straight up impossible, _especially_ back when they were trying to do it. If they ever talked to even one single person about how they'd [theoretically] make this device, they would have found out that there's just no way. They almost undoubtedly did that at some point. Which means they almost definitely knew that they were never going to be able to deliver on the product. Now I'm not 100% sure where they live, but that would absolutely count as fraud in many places, regardless of whether you call contributions "donations" or not.
      It's genuinely almost impossible that they didn't find quickly find out that what they were trying to do was impossible. And then they decided to still try to make some money anyway. Lastly, it doesn't matter whatsoever whether "anyone with 2 brain cells would realize it was impossible", and that doesn't make something any less fraudulent. Poorly executed fraud is still fraud.
      I'm curious though: do you always lick boots, or is this an unusual take for you?

  • @arlington-p4h
    @arlington-p4h 3 года назад +1394

    Don't give up Captain, what you do is entertainingly educational. I am 57 years old with an associate's in computer electronics 1988. I never worked in the field except as a computer operater "monkey" back in the 90's. What you provide is enlightening to/for me as you know technology has accelerated and continues. I love your insight and, of course, your humor and frustrations. If you do nothing else but speak to us out of character and candidly, you got a Fan in me. Thanks again, Captain Disillusion, I salute you!

    • @JamalSteals
      @JamalSteals 3 года назад +1

      shut the fuck up no one cares about your whole fucking documentary

    • @christopherrichardson3757
      @christopherrichardson3757 3 года назад +45

      @@JamalSteals And this is why everyone hates you. It’s because you can’t let people be genuine and kind without hating on them. And besides, was your comment necessary? Is it constructive? Did it help this person feel good? No? Exactly. This type of blind hate to be “cool” is just childish. There was no good reason to write a mean comment, and yet you deliberately did anyways. So, how about you delete your comment to save yourself from embarrassment, or else you can GTFO.

    • @JamalSteals
      @JamalSteals 3 года назад

      @@christopherrichardson3757 boomer shit

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 года назад +6

      @@JamalSteals that is very rude of you

    • @micheal5117
      @micheal5117 3 года назад +7

      @@JamalSteals you told him to shut up that is very mean :(

  • @sophieturner813
    @sophieturner813 8 лет назад +1397

    the amount of work that goes into these videos astounds me

    • @TFCxAddict
      @TFCxAddict 8 лет назад +44

      Me too... not only through editing but just how clever he is in each point. Seriously impressive.

    • @sophieturner813
      @sophieturner813 8 лет назад +19

      ***** agreed. I'm a self proclaimed moron and i find the videos easy to understand yet still stimulating

    • @skywalkies77
      @skywalkies77 8 лет назад +6

      Yup, they're so well done. Subscribed!

    • @VitorFlaibam
      @VitorFlaibam 8 лет назад +8

      Came to comment that. Such a beautiful job. Subscribed.

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 8 лет назад +5

      This is the first I've ever seen of this guy, and I'm seriously impressed. Subbed.

  • @waynefaustorilla
    @waynefaustorilla 6 лет назад +2279

    Damn, you just roasted that guy's whole reputation of lying in public. Great job.

    • @nicoliedolpot7213
      @nicoliedolpot7213 6 лет назад +4

      Like todd

    • @gaminggg
      @gaminggg 6 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @hypemugen
      @hypemugen 6 лет назад +2

      " A fact I'm very proud of." - J Jonah Jameson

    • @KelpTheGreat
      @KelpTheGreat 5 месяцев назад +2

      If he actually has a reputation of lying in public, isn't that already enough roast?

  • @saharsamiee9851
    @saharsamiee9851 4 года назад +4783

    I can't believe such a brilliant video has so many dislikes. This guy is doing a great job.

    • @Lonsoleil
      @Lonsoleil 4 года назад +620

      Bitter donors who're mad they got scammed.

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 4 года назад +81

      Yea that makes sense.

    • @JesseInSharpie
      @JesseInSharpie 4 года назад +51

      But look at how many likes and views he has

    • @Vijwal
      @Vijwal 4 года назад +42

      I think a few people accident disliked or wasn't in their correct mind, lol.....

    • @محمدمهدی-ك6و8ل
      @محمدمهدی-ك6و8ل 4 года назад +57

      Because they are got scammed and mad

  • @IntergalacticSpaceKitten
    @IntergalacticSpaceKitten 2 года назад +916

    The "Give me black my son!" part never fails to get a belly laugh from me whenever I rewatch this video. It's too good. Lmao

    • @organmaster863
      @organmaster863 2 года назад +7

      You're one of the lastest commenters

    • @hightierpeasant8048
      @hightierpeasant8048 2 года назад +3

      @@organmaster863 so true

    • @exotic_knight_2786
      @exotic_knight_2786 2 года назад +6

      I think we are late to the party

    • @BrendleYT
      @BrendleYT 2 года назад +7

      Me and my grandmother used to eat Yankee candles to this song

    • @JordanHowellMusic
      @JordanHowellMusic Год назад +4

      Dude I just cracked the f up at that, watching this again as well.
      This guys comedy is kinda different style than a lot of people, and great

  • @flips220
    @flips220 8 лет назад +2736

    Captain D is the _real_ RUclips Hero.

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 8 лет назад +52

      flagged the video, reported comment, HA, who's the youtube hero now

    • @Roshkin
      @Roshkin 8 лет назад +13

      captain d is. btw I mass flagged all your comments /s

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 8 лет назад +8

      I hope you're also sarcastic like me

    • @boobak
      @boobak 8 лет назад +1

      that dick has a huge penis

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 8 лет назад +1

      that penis has a huge dong

  • @anshaljain8552
    @anshaljain8552 5 лет назад +3459

    Respect to you dude
    I started watching you from Mark Rober and that whole drone thing
    I want to reiterate
    respect
    mad respect

  • @Yoctopory
    @Yoctopory 4 года назад +448

    "I'd like to take a moment to discuss competence." BOOM

    • @matinsalsa425
      @matinsalsa425 4 года назад +9

      911 I would like to report a murder!

    • @Rbobloxboy
      @Rbobloxboy 4 года назад +1

      911 CAN I PLEASE CALL JESUS?

    • @pringle-man
      @pringle-man 4 года назад +1

      I use that quote all the time whenever in an argument, it really seals the deal on it haha

    • @rinleez
      @rinleez 4 года назад

      And then he actually pays them 250$. Now that's irony.

  • @themi-go132
    @themi-go132 3 года назад +335

    As a science teacher who works hard at helping my kids recognize scams and apply skepticism, I applaud your work. Super entertaining as well.

    • @liengandriod55
      @liengandriod55 2 года назад +5

      You should make a series debunking scam :)

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 года назад +5

      You are awesome, kids need that more now than ever! Heck, many adults I know would benefit a lot from your class too :)
      (I don't think humans were meant to process the absurd amount of data we are all exposed to everyday on the internet.. it's no wonder we aren't naturally very good at it!)

  • @neonatom8646
    @neonatom8646 4 года назад +2011

    This dude should have a TV show.

    • @clockodilee8399
      @clockodilee8399 4 года назад +15

      ikr

    • @Byrvurra
      @Byrvurra 4 года назад +51

      I don't know what channel it would be on, even the educational channels are 100% nonsense now, because nonsense sells. I guess it could be on PBS.

    • @delcim
      @delcim 4 года назад +9

      yeah, i don't have a tv, so I would watch it here

    • @ceticx
      @ceticx 4 года назад +5

      Herbert West idk tru tv, they have adam ruins everything

    • @Lonsoleil
      @Lonsoleil 4 года назад +2

      @@ceticx
      I love ADR and Captain Disillusion would be a terrific accompaniment!

  • @neckslicer
    @neckslicer 5 лет назад +5106

    holy shit
    it must be a nightmare to be debunked by this guy

    • @miou-miou-
      @miou-miou- 5 лет назад +80

      well he is not from this earth, he knows way more than us mere mortals could ever comprehend.
      thank you so much captain disillusion for being the best and only ET i've ever see..

    • @kodybauer9375
      @kodybauer9375 5 лет назад +42

      Shoot I wish he could be my lawyer seeing EVERY loophole

    • @foxperson8943
      @foxperson8943 5 лет назад +21

      @@kodybauer9375 captain D, ace attorney

    • @ganginfr4923
      @ganginfr4923 5 лет назад +4

      @Zhu Hui Fei, Nah, more like this fucking Johnnie Cochran of RUclips.

    • @anshaljain8552
      @anshaljain8552 5 лет назад +5

      RIGHT
      I mean, respect to him
      mad respect

  • @Mic_Glow
    @Mic_Glow 5 лет назад +4064

    I don't want a crappy bracelet or another dongle. Gimme a brain-computer interface so I can communicate telepathically with my washing machine.

    • @yaboii299
      @yaboii299 5 лет назад +7

      Lolol

    • @josephleisses3997
      @josephleisses3997 5 лет назад +22

      what do you think this is? shadowrun?

    • @MrPkerz
      @MrPkerz 5 лет назад +53

      Look up neurotech, Elon musk thought of you bro, so you go be one of the first volunteers with 10 microchips implanted into your brain. Let me know how it is, I'll wait till they perfect the tech after testing it on people.

    • @niclikescakes
      @niclikescakes 5 лет назад +13

      i want to be able to do my homework while sleeping

    • @BettyAlexandriaPride
      @BettyAlexandriaPride 5 лет назад +19

      My washing machine knows my feelings better than anyone.

  • @dasu-beida
    @dasu-beida 3 года назад +228

    A class action lawsuit against the Cicret Bracelet team would be poetic justice. I hate the fact that CD spent $250 and still hasn't received anything.

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 2 года назад +11

      I agree but the money has long since disappeared and non of the people involved will have any actual assets to liquidate. It will all be tied up in off-shore accounts and subject to the laws of other countries.

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat 5 месяцев назад +1

      This video has 10 million views. It paid for itself 100x over.

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Martial-Mat This, and also the fact that RUclipsrs often get tax write offs on purchases made for their channels as they are technically "business expenses"

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Knapperoniblows my mind that the same people who worship Captain because of his natural intelligence engine 🧠
      Yet can’t think he would write off a loss for his channel 😂

  • @auby1212
    @auby1212 4 года назад +2958

    May 2020: Cicret bracelet finally released. The next disaster after COVID.

    • @Annethegoober
      @Annethegoober 4 года назад +14

      Correct

    • @jazzymcclazzy4216
      @jazzymcclazzy4216 4 года назад +3

      y e s

    • @robydee920
      @robydee920 4 года назад +17

      COVID?Is that another name for CCP virus?

    • @robydee920
      @robydee920 4 года назад +7

      @Lucas Zhu Like China communist party news?No thanks I leave that to you.China communist party virus.

    • @justaholycat3061
      @justaholycat3061 4 года назад +63

      Roby Dee dude are you kidding me... I’m starting to loose faith in humanity

  • @8golong826
    @8golong826 4 года назад +3529

    You really have to think about all the effort he went to to paint half of his face pink

    • @agashihee
      @agashihee 3 года назад +33

      It’s the lights

    • @GoldElias
      @GoldElias 3 года назад +118

      @@agashihee r/woooosh

    • @jackthepersondraws6151
      @jackthepersondraws6151 3 года назад +59

      @@GoldElias you are the first other person that ive seen spell that right

    • @GoldElias
      @GoldElias 3 года назад +95

      @@jackthepersondraws6151
      im not even gonna pretend i didnt look it up to make sure

    • @light8494
      @light8494 3 года назад +5

      Its silver

  • @undrtakr900
    @undrtakr900 7 лет назад +450

    Thank you H3H3 for bringing me to this channel, It's great edutainment with amazing production quality.
    Also, the amount of research put into the video is outstanding, I would seriously watch a full TV show of this.

    • @Razzanonymous
      @Razzanonymous 6 лет назад +2

      undrtakr900 I actually found this channel from an Idubbbz tweet in 2016, funnily enough. He was getting called out for being too critical of RUclips channels so he recommended this channel as a response.

    • @LavenderLovetap
      @LavenderLovetap 6 лет назад

      Why does your profile picture look like my dad's old Facebook photo?

    • @3hukwuma
      @3hukwuma 6 лет назад

      Hello

  • @juancorona4996
    @juancorona4996 3 года назад +81

    Everyone praises the VFX’S of your videos but i consider your script, dialogs and acting as the real value of your channel. Really good work!.

  • @thestoner8382
    @thestoner8382 4 года назад +2598

    “By the end of 2016”, bruh, no cicret bracelet even in 2020
    Edit: it is now 2021 and there is still no cicret bracelet. I think there is the slightest possibility that the captain may have been right about them.
    Edit 2: 2022 is now here, and there has still been nothing. Keeping hopes up for 2023.
    Edit 3: hmm, it’s 2023 and there still isn’t any cicret bracelet… could they have… lied to us? No, they just need a little more time. 2024 has to be it.
    Edit 4: bad news guys, I’m beginning to lose hope. 2024 is here and there still aren’t any cicret bracelets around. At this rate I’ll have to start looking for a new bracelet in 2025.
    Edit 5: it is now 2025. I have been searching for 1685 days, 9 hours and 37 minutes, and yet I’m no closer to finding the cicret bracelet. The others laughed, told me it’s a fools errand, and eventually moved on. But I’m still here, searching for this long-awaited gift from the pommier bloodline.
    I cannot continue, this accursed search has taken too much from me. I struggle even to remember the faces of my loved ones.
    Please, if you are reading this, finish the search in my memory, I beg of you. If you do decide to continue where I failed, use my final lead: 38.8977 n 77.0365 w.
    Unlock this mystery, and expose their cicret to the world.

  • @Cammythecat
    @Cammythecat 4 года назад +751

    It's been 3 years since this video was post and I literally just got a ad for this product. It said 19.99 for a trail price wtf.

    • @newtprince
      @newtprince 4 года назад +8

      Let me guess, tiktok?

    • @Cammythecat
      @Cammythecat 4 года назад +31

      No Ifunny actually

    • @jugodelavida1792
      @jugodelavida1792 4 года назад +1

      @@newtprince I got it in Instagram

    • @earlybirditiz
      @earlybirditiz 4 года назад

      I just got that as we speak lol

    • @terbobun
      @terbobun 4 года назад +1

      @@earlybirditiz no way

  • @TheKrensada
    @TheKrensada 3 года назад +514

    What pisses me off is I still see this product being advertised to this day. And people are still falling for it!

    • @Jordannadroj20
      @Jordannadroj20 3 года назад +11

      Really? Where?

    • @psuedo_levi
      @psuedo_levi 3 года назад +3

      Omg no way 😂😂

    • @Rin8Kin
      @Rin8Kin 3 года назад +20

      “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
      - Albert Einstein

    • @AboutOliver
      @AboutOliver 3 года назад +2

      People are dumbasses.

    • @AirsoftAbominations
      @AirsoftAbominations 3 года назад +1

      theres basically no recent info on its fall. i tried to look up what happened to it and the most upd to date content was actually ound on the comment thread of this video

  • @brandonsbluegaming1570
    @brandonsbluegaming1570 5 лет назад +3101

    9:03
    "GIVE ME BLACK MY SON!"

    • @samuelelder9434
      @samuelelder9434 5 лет назад +56

      Brandon's Blue Gaming LMAO.. i had to rewind 4 times to be sure

    • @cryvsspy
      @cryvsspy 5 лет назад +86

      He sure seems to find it necessary to advertise his black son for some reason

    • @303gamer6
      @303gamer6 5 лет назад +24

      ikr
      but the subtitles say back but
      we all know

    • @Coprinopsis
      @Coprinopsis 5 лет назад +15

      Did karen took his kids?

    • @Fgttn0009
      @Fgttn0009 5 лет назад +2

      @@Coprinopsis Holly*

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet 8 лет назад +1274

    This is one of the best produced RUclips videos I've seen. I will use it in a course I teach about making RUclips videos. Thanks!

    • @NotApplicable1123
      @NotApplicable1123 7 лет назад +57

      Sounds like illegal commercial use of non-Creative Commons licensed content.

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 7 лет назад +46

      Visceral Slays What does? Using this video in a class about video production? Because copyright law specifically states you can use material "for educational purposes."

    • @Cylindricity
      @Cylindricity 7 лет назад +22

      Visceral Slays nope education is fair use.

    • @awesomemegaman
      @awesomemegaman 7 лет назад +9

      Yes and no. You can use it for education but if you're selling other people's intellectual property that is still illegal even if it's used to teach people.

    • @NotApplicable1123
      @NotApplicable1123 7 лет назад +11

      If the class is being paid for then it can qualify as a commericial alternative, or pseudo-competition, which is illegal.

  • @cheesyvin8078
    @cheesyvin8078 5 лет назад +1220

    Its almost the end of 2019 and here we are waiting...

  • @TheActualAnthonino
    @TheActualAnthonino 3 года назад +352

    The only incorrect thing Captain D has ever said is in this video.
    "You see, reputable crowdfunding platforms like Patreon, Kickstarter, and IndieGoGo, protect donors by requiring creators to meet their own benchmarks and deliver rewards in a timely fashion."
    I know of a certain air-repelling based umbrella and several other kickstarters that disprove that statement.
    Sorry D.

    • @leadpiper
      @leadpiper 3 года назад +43

      michael...

    • @Grass_Cowboy
      @Grass_Cowboy 2 года назад +30

      @@leadpiper That man truly was a superbacker.

    • @driv3563
      @driv3563 2 года назад +13

      @@Grass_Cowboy That man is a god, a truly unstoppable machine

    • @conic2721
      @conic2721 2 года назад +14

      @@driv3563 At least he got his umbrella

    • @ZenoSB21
      @ZenoSB21 2 года назад +6

      Just because someone didn't die from a bullet doesn't mean you are also not gonna die
      Nice logic man :)

  • @theshidder996
    @theshidder996 7 лет назад +409

    The Cicret is that it doesn't work.

  • @derpi94
    @derpi94 4 года назад +532

    I just noticed something: in the first Cicret clip you show (at 0:54), the corner of the 'projection' partially overlaps the person's thumb. I'm surprised that it took me THIS long to notice; it's pretty glaring once you've seen it.

    • @cinthya8712
      @cinthya8712 3 года назад +5

      I wanna like but its at 69 (nice)

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 3 года назад +45

      0:55 thumb
      1:11 bent fingers

    • @JohnDoe-nq4du
      @JohnDoe-nq4du 3 года назад +44

      The part I find particularly glaring is how none of the fingers ever cast a shadow from a projector. Has no one falling for this ever been present when a projector was operating? It's damn near impossible to avoid getting in the way and casting shadows, even when you're not intentionally sticking your hand into the beam.

    • @eoau
      @eoau 3 года назад

      but its a concept? that part wasnt meant to be real

    • @nickyha8600
      @nickyha8600 3 года назад

      Lol i see it 😂

  • @BrickSquadGoon
    @BrickSquadGoon 6 лет назад +959

    3 months till 2019 ….get that braclet yet?

    • @therealallanjohnson
      @therealallanjohnson 6 лет назад +8

      Yes, please do tell!

    • @therealallanjohnson
      @therealallanjohnson 6 лет назад +14

      ruclips.net/video/Cw7g8ixbomU/видео.html

    • @buttery_gooch6
      @buttery_gooch6 6 лет назад +6

      @@kuzb2800 Apple watches are too expensive and crappy, buy a Samsung GearFit.

    • @Ed19601
      @Ed19601 6 лет назад +7

      @@buttery_gooch6 true, but not as expensive as 200usd for a non-existing product

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 6 лет назад

      Maybe.

  • @creativeoj
    @creativeoj 3 года назад +85

    11:51 And I would gladly sacrifice the funding of my revolutionary Gynee storage container system. . .we pivoted
    such an underrated line

    • @caseyrice768
      @caseyrice768 3 года назад +9

      A lot of the humor is so subtle it's delicious

    • @thecomposerchanginggames5250
      @thecomposerchanginggames5250 3 года назад +1

      Honestly at this point he should have kept his money

    • @Inalis_Ps
      @Inalis_Ps Год назад

      English is my 3rd language, can someone help me what "pivoted" means?

    • @zowayix
      @zowayix Год назад +1

      It's startup business slang for when a company changes what kind of product they're making.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2432

    His videos are part of the reason as to why paying for internet is worth it.

    • @kae1971
      @kae1971 4 года назад +8

      Ay

    • @rashya7640
      @rashya7640 4 года назад +16

      I always thought your profile picture is kazuma from konosuba because you know, the jacket of your character is like the one from konosuba and then i remember that kazuma main color is white and green and just forget that kazuma hair is brown

    • @railfano172
      @railfano172 4 года назад +7

      Hello again

    • @jstapinoy
      @jstapinoy 4 года назад +5

      oh, fancy seeing you here

    • @pyrite2084
      @pyrite2084 4 года назад +2

      Guy is spittin striaght facts.

  • @earlkentsucalit3301
    @earlkentsucalit3301 8 лет назад +239

    i didnt pledged but i still felt robbed after watching this

  • @timeslidr9063
    @timeslidr9063 5 лет назад +470

    "...from members of the same species as you." LOL

    • @MrPkerz
      @MrPkerz 5 лет назад

      They wish lmao 🤣☝️

    • @dawgdawgdawgtickle
      @dawgdawgdawgtickle 5 лет назад

      They wish

    • @paolouy3083
      @paolouy3083 4 года назад

      Hey, no need to insult someone

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад

      @@MrPkerz sciencetist millitary accidentally giving component module projector laser that actually for railgun

    • @Algorox
      @Algorox 4 года назад

      @@paolouy3083 He was quoting the video.

  • @joelclifton6312
    @joelclifton6312 2 года назад +87

    For that laser projection idea, what was the plan? To have a laser diode for each pixel? That's a lot of diodes! And then you only get one color. So you need three diodes per pixel, that can change their energy output from 0 to 100 at the speed of a single frame? So you'd need about 260,000 diodes that have the capability of 0-100 energy output within 1/60th of a second to project a 240x360 low-res image onto a surface. Simple! Easy! Affordable! Portable!

    • @threestans9096
      @threestans9096 Год назад

      i dunno if its talked about in the video but video based keyboards do exist…

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley Год назад +13

      Probably sweeping a laser of each color across a surface. If you do it fast enough, persistence of vision kicks in. This is fairly similar to how old CRT TVs work, but instead of exciting phosphors on a screen, it is scattering laster light into your eyes.
      You would need 3 diodes and some kind of really quickly moving mirror (probably impossible to fit in such a small space) to scan the beam across the surface. You would also need a diode that reacts very quickly, otherwise the resolution would be very low.

    • @zoey4284
      @zoey4284 Год назад +3

      The design is very human

  • @bonster101
    @bonster101 8 лет назад +180

    this channel is probably the best thing to hit youtube in years

    • @Vyz3r
      @Vyz3r 8 лет назад +57

      This channel has been around since 2007 so it's not new, just very very unknown which is unfortunate and sad.

    • @prltqdf9
      @prltqdf9 8 лет назад +5

      +Vyz3r Yeah, almost as old as RUclips itself.

    • @Rasterbayne
      @Rasterbayne 8 лет назад +4

      Cause the youngin's on RUclips like that 5th element style wacky content. Seriously, some of the content on here would make Ruby Rhod look normal.

    • @MattVidPro
      @MattVidPro 8 лет назад

      Otter it's been here awhile

  • @Tofu501st
    @Tofu501st 8 лет назад +106

    Captain Disillusion, the only person who completely debunks a product and then tells us that he donated the maximum amount on it. You're amazing.

    • @Nezzeraj
      @Nezzeraj 8 лет назад +5

      I can't wait until the first of the new year haha.

    • @publicmail2
      @publicmail2 8 лет назад +9

      Covering his assholistic ass, legally. Just in case it's real.

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 8 лет назад

      Yeah, WTF is with that? Also, what's amazing about it?

    • @paulwebb2078
      @paulwebb2078 8 лет назад

      The makers of the Cicret Bracelet will have a harder time suing Captain D for slander if Captain D says, "I wasn't trying to make you guys look bad! I donated the full amount, and I even told every one of my fans about it!"

    • @demivideos8887
      @demivideos8887 8 лет назад +2

      Sean Fronteras oh not only that, if by the way end of 2016, they dont send him a cicret bracelet, he could sue them for false advertising and they would get fuuukd, so now, they MUST send him one.

  • @profanegunman7586
    @profanegunman7586 7 лет назад +2682

    "Give me black my son"

  • @kiister8126
    @kiister8126 3 года назад +44

    12:35 I like how he says “in front of these 200.000 thousand witnesses” but the video now has more than 10 million views

    • @triple7marc
      @triple7marc 3 года назад +12

      I think he was referring to his subscribers at the time lol

  • @willemjansen1141
    @willemjansen1141 5 лет назад +972

    7:34 that arm has a scar/birthmark on it. The arm in the shot after has that too. It's the same arm, no dark skin tone

    • @OK-ym1jb
      @OK-ym1jb 5 лет назад

      @@fitzambrocio7665 mas bobo ka

    • @alexkwps
      @alexkwps 5 лет назад

      😮

    • @japalekhin
      @japalekhin 5 лет назад +16

      had to rewatch. it's the same arm!

    • @ShibalotonSeattle
      @ShibalotonSeattle 5 лет назад +28

      If you look closely at 9:49, you will realize the arm is from Guillaume himself.

    • @nivioof
      @nivioof 5 лет назад +4

      DEBUNKED THE DEBUNKER

  • @AhmedGhazwan
    @AhmedGhazwan 8 лет назад +209

    This was very interesting. Can't wait for the follow up video when you actually get the bracelet.

    • @xraycat82
      @xraycat82 8 лет назад +14

      Haha! Wait, are you serious?

    • @AhmedGhazwan
      @AhmedGhazwan 8 лет назад +14

      Ryan Munday He did pay the money for it, so I guess it should happen!!!
      That is if they have the balls to actually release it in the end and not refund or something like that.

    • @xraycat82
      @xraycat82 8 лет назад +45

      I think you missed the entire point of the video. The bracelet isn't real. Nothing will ever be produced. It's all a scam to steal money.

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 8 лет назад +20

      prepare to wait until the sun burns out lol

    • @AhmedGhazwan
      @AhmedGhazwan 8 лет назад +22

      Ryan Munday I know it's scam, but they're not saying that.
      So that's why I'm actually hoping for a follow up so he can burn them even more.

  • @SreenikethanI
    @SreenikethanI 4 года назад +1007

    I seriously hope Captain didn't actually pay the $250 and just paid like $1 to take the confirmation page screenshot

    • @zackwhite5959
      @zackwhite5959 4 года назад +53

      Yeah I can't imagine why he would donate to them. Call them a scam and then give them free money?

    • @meatbleed
      @meatbleed 4 года назад +167

      @@zackwhite5959 Probably for concrete evidence it's a scam

    • @humaux
      @humaux 4 года назад +44

      I would assume he also can claim it on his taxes as a business expense, so he really wouldn't lose money and at the same time get proof they are frauds.

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 4 года назад +158

      @@humaux That's... not how it works. You still lose money, but just a little bit less since you don't have to pay a specific tax on it.

    • @wizard7314
      @wizard7314 4 года назад +94

      @@Horny_Fruit_Flies I'm amazed at how many people think it works like that. They think the government pays all business expenses or something? I really don't understand how people can think this.

  • @Cynderace
    @Cynderace 7 дней назад +3

    did not cross my mind how old this video was until the “by the end of 2016” line

  • @Duriiam
    @Duriiam 6 лет назад +172

    Happy to find this, even two years after its release. The algorithm is weird, but I’m happy it’s showing me this stuff.

  • @GalanDun
    @GalanDun 7 лет назад +254

    I literally just strapped my phone to my arm and it works a hell of a lot better than this ever would.

    • @undrtakr900
      @undrtakr900 7 лет назад

      Alex Shannon
      Fucking LOL

    • @ParadiseofDarkness
      @ParadiseofDarkness 7 лет назад +13

      Shh you fool... you can patent that and make a wrist holder for phones.

    • @nickbensema3045
      @nickbensema3045 6 лет назад

      instructions unclear, cell phone tower stuck in ceiling fan

    • @jsdhinchakdude
      @jsdhinchakdude 6 лет назад

      Not so cicret bracelet

    • @jsdhinchakdude
      @jsdhinchakdude 6 лет назад

      @TD4Dash not so cicret bracelet with physical keyboard

  • @lurchie
    @lurchie 5 лет назад +523

    I learned a very useful word today: "Assholistic"

    • @max.7270
      @max.7270 5 лет назад +2

      R/woooooossshhh

    • @winter6407
      @winter6407 5 лет назад +16

      @@max.7270
      What?

    • @asain3586
      @asain3586 5 лет назад +5

      @@max.7270
      Nigga

    • @knightofcydonia1192
      @knightofcydonia1192 5 лет назад +6

      @@max.7270 r/Im14AndThisIsWoooosh

    • @max.7270
      @max.7270 5 лет назад +2

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  • @ЛотариоЛибертини
    @ЛотариоЛибертини 3 года назад +257

    Thank you Mark Rober for introducing me to CD!

  • @graphics_travelers
    @graphics_travelers 8 лет назад +91

    09:03 Did he just say "Give me black my son"?

  • @HandledToaster2
    @HandledToaster2 6 лет назад +27

    This feels like an episode of a TV series rather than a RUclips video. The quality of work you put in is astounding.

  • @DaveGamesVT
    @DaveGamesVT 7 лет назад +3075

    So... got that bracelet yet? lol

    • @Zodiacman16
      @Zodiacman16 7 лет назад +134

      Check out his "Cicret Bracelet UPDATE" video.

    • @cesariushervelazco8
      @cesariushervelazco8 6 лет назад +6

      Already bought one

    • @drunkenwhaler9507
      @drunkenwhaler9507 6 лет назад +4

      Csr Hrm Yeah, the question is if he's gotten it in the mail yet.

    • @JJceo
      @JJceo 6 лет назад +9

      He did an update: ruclips.net/video/Cw7g8ixbomU/видео.html

    • @ScreamBloodyGwar
      @ScreamBloodyGwar 6 лет назад +6

      I’m really liking Captain Disillusion so far. People should be waaaaay more skeptical on “new groundbreaking technology”, because it’s either an investment scam or a money laundering scheme.

  • @Dr.Spatula
    @Dr.Spatula Год назад +9

    Says a lot about the quality that this is 6 years old and i didn't even realize until the year was mentioned

  • @GabrielTobing
    @GabrielTobing 4 года назад +811

    9:04 It took me 3 years to realise he said "Give me black my son!"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    • @serairesana6600
      @serairesana6600 4 года назад +36

      "GIVE ME BLACK MY SON"

    • @TarkBaranUnlu
      @TarkBaranUnlu 4 года назад +26

      It's 2021 and I'm still laughing at it

    • @melissahull2182
      @melissahull2182 4 года назад +12

      The first time I noticed it was the first time I watched the video

    • @endlessedgar4576
      @endlessedgar4576 3 года назад +8

      I thought I misheard.

    • @jango7889
      @jango7889 3 года назад +2

      my black son, my black son, now each day my heart is getting biggeeerrr

  • @ZeeshanMuhammadX
    @ZeeshanMuhammadX 8 лет назад +27

    That was a fantastic video! The production quality and the script seems so well thought-out (as if your script was vetted by the Plain English Campaign). You were able to comfortably convey information on why things aren't feasible without expecting your viewers to have a deep and inherent understanding of the various topics noted in your evidence.
    I went on a mini-binge and watched quite a few of your channel's videos and I say this with the highest regard: Your show has the presence of a PBS TV show! :)
    Thank you for making such a vivid effort to contribute quality content -- keep up the good work, we appreciate it. Love from the UK!

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 8 лет назад +1

      he's so awesome!! though i think with the advent of foldable phones, the bracelet phone is just around the corner
      bgr.com/2016/11/10/samsung-foldable-phone-release-date/

  • @Foxsperfect
    @Foxsperfect 6 лет назад +496

    2:39 potential problems: arm hair, long sleeve shirts,NOT HAVING A ARM

    • @strikertom3085
      @strikertom3085 6 лет назад +36

      the flex of the arm itself could possibly interfere with the sensors

    • @Foxsperfect
      @Foxsperfect 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah the whole thing doesn’t seem like a good idea.

    • @anandaa6980
      @anandaa6980 6 лет назад

      True

    • @heresJohnny73
      @heresJohnny73 6 лет назад

      @@strikertom3085 even a shirt

    • @allissondiego1989
      @allissondiego1989 6 лет назад +8

      How about not having an arm at all?

  • @SuperSmashDolls
    @SuperSmashDolls 9 месяцев назад +70

    2024 update: Hey let's do the same scam but with AI

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 8 месяцев назад +2

      You here that whole Rabbit device nonsense?

    • @SuperSmashDolls
      @SuperSmashDolls 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@SuperCosmicMutantSquid I was specifically making fun of the Humane AI Pin, but it turns out while that's hilariously nonfunctional by virtue of using a skin projector as its primary user interface, Rabbit is somehow even more broken.

  • @Tsundemo
    @Tsundemo 7 лет назад +689

    Don't debunk me or my wife's son ever again.

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 7 лет назад +24

      Vitus The Cicret Bracelet is the most disappointing thing since my son

    • @virtualgamer5312
      @virtualgamer5312 6 лет назад

      Wowww....
      I want to by Bracelet
      Because i not have dollar

  • @BoGardiner
    @BoGardiner 8 лет назад +181

    It's no coincidence The Cicret is named for that other famous scam, The Secret.

    • @atjebb
      @atjebb 8 лет назад +12

      But it's based on the "Law" of Attraction!

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 7 лет назад +28

      As in, your money is attracted to my wallet!

    • @HarryBalzak
      @HarryBalzak 7 лет назад +1

      How was the secret a scam? It was a free video. New age bullshit, yeah. I don't think that qualifies as a scam though.

  • @whisperingwind2
    @whisperingwind2 5 лет назад +15

    I love that phrase, “Love with your heart, use your head for everything else.”
    I’ve tried for years to find an elegant and simple way to put this concept, and you nailed it. Well done *slow clap*

  • @fortisch
    @fortisch 2 года назад +6

    Still watching this now and I am stil amazed about YOUR competence. I learned so much watching your videos and i hope you you still have fun doing some of these :)

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri 4 года назад +147

    Its officially been 3 years (June 2020) and we still haven't received the watch.
    *Reality is often disappointing.*

    • @MrJustinheise
      @MrJustinheise 4 года назад +4

      Amen.

    • @AshriyaJaveed
      @AshriyaJaveed 4 года назад +3

      Nimr Al Nimri actually they sold it 2 years ago in Amazon, we almost bought it... but thank god we didn’t....

    • @tinacane7992
      @tinacane7992 4 года назад +1

      @AlNimri i hear u man

    • @shyecjj
      @shyecjj 4 года назад +3

      Even the reality stone could not resolve this.

    • @melissahull2182
      @melissahull2182 4 года назад +1

      AAAAAaaaaaAAaaaAAAAAAaAa its 2021

  • @ValseInstrumentalist
    @ValseInstrumentalist 8 лет назад +127

    CD is one of few creators that keeps getting better.

    • @user-vb4gm1nw2f
      @user-vb4gm1nw2f 8 лет назад +5

      Believe it or not, that isn't actually true.
      (edit: as in, there are a lot of creators who improve over time. I'm not saying this content is bad, it's incredible)

    • @TianoAnnunziata
      @TianoAnnunziata 7 лет назад

      Compact Disk?

  • @CesarDaSalad
    @CesarDaSalad 8 лет назад +769

    "GIVE ME BLACK MY SON!" xD
    I HAVE to find out a way to use this line in my daily life!

    • @Vanit1
      @Vanit1 8 лет назад +7

      Wondered if I heard that right!

    • @PocketRocket_
      @PocketRocket_ 8 лет назад +5

      How was this comment posted a day ago

    • @CesarDaSalad
      @CesarDaSalad 8 лет назад +28

      Patreon exclusive pre-release baby ;D

    • @ASnakeintheGrass
      @ASnakeintheGrass 8 лет назад

      lol I had to back it up to make sure I heard it right

    • @Roshkin
      @Roshkin 8 лет назад

      so... I can post all the good comments if I give money? do I have to pay extra to have the first comment?

  • @jakeguillot6246
    @jakeguillot6246 2 года назад +21

    2022 update: the project has been scrapped and the CEO is getting lawsuit threats

  • @shubhampal-iz3zc
    @shubhampal-iz3zc 6 лет назад +951

    Thanks Mark Rober for letting us know about u. I am seeing your videos for last 2 hours. 🇮🇳🙏

    • @lionelmerz
      @lionelmerz 6 лет назад +14

      SAME! Sooo well deserved!!

    • @stan1677
      @stan1677 6 лет назад +8

      Shubham Jio good to see us Indians in comments

    • @OmarBKar-sw1ij
      @OmarBKar-sw1ij 6 лет назад +4

      Same, binge watching this guy

    • @MrBob-bj6kk
      @MrBob-bj6kk 6 лет назад +3

      Lio - same

    • @Johnny-xu7kx
      @Johnny-xu7kx 6 лет назад +10

      PewDiePie will not fall WE the proud 9 years old will defeat the Indians and T-Series

  • @furyvsblitzkrieg
    @furyvsblitzkrieg 8 лет назад +404

    captain D really deserves more subs. not only are his debunking vids smart and funny but also save people from making unknown mistakes

    • @z4fir
      @z4fir 8 лет назад +5

      if you're gullible enough to fall for this stuff your money needs to be stripped from you!

    • @Vyz3r
      @Vyz3r 8 лет назад

      +xZ4FiRx I don't think he's talking about this video in particular, but CD's overall videos in general.

    • @YouKnowItsInTheOrder
      @YouKnowItsInTheOrder 8 лет назад

      Hes talking about the idiots who donated half a million

    • @geraldhenrickson7472
      @geraldhenrickson7472 8 лет назад +10

      Idiots? That seems a bit harsh! I heard somewhere that Don Trump invested too...Oh wait...wait...never mind.

    • @benjizee7307
      @benjizee7307 8 лет назад +1

      Confession time: I didn't sub until sticking it out through this video because I thought his costume would make for some TGWTG-level cringe. Luckily it's just base-level cringe and I can tough my way through it.

  • @facerip356
    @facerip356 8 лет назад +26

    This channel just may be the best kept secret on RUclips. I love these videos so much. I wish I could subscribe a thousand times over.

  • @thatrandomdev5039
    @thatrandomdev5039 Год назад +10

    4:34 after talking about how the edge of the projection would fade away, he uses this shot where the side fades away

  • @thebasic95
    @thebasic95 4 года назад +220

    4:29 that lady in the green shirt was looking at the camera like she wanted to kill the camera person.

    • @x_cross9248
      @x_cross9248 4 года назад

      1th birthday

    • @Jetz72
      @Jetz72 3 года назад +3

      I just noticed the detail that the edge of that video clip is faded - another jab at how the bracelet's projection would look.

  • @gabby_5820
    @gabby_5820 6 лет назад +428

    Plot twist: Its a phone taped *inside* your arm.

    • @genericmace2271
      @genericmace2271 5 лет назад +1

      Ah.

    • @tsanchez114
      @tsanchez114 5 лет назад +2

      *_Inside?_*

    • @alexkwps
      @alexkwps 5 лет назад

      @@tsanchez114 yes it's a hole in their arm

    • @Tomijones
      @Tomijones 5 лет назад

      y e s

    • @covle9180
      @covle9180 5 лет назад

      As long as the charge port is any of the pre existing orifices, I'm down!

  • @monkeyin_cmb
    @monkeyin_cmb 5 лет назад +265

    “...in front of these 200,000 witnesses”
    >6.6 Million Views

    • @katcano4474
      @katcano4474 4 года назад

      @@neoupath >1.87 million Subscribers

    • @JesusisJesus
      @JesusisJesus 4 года назад

      And only 8,000,000 people have seen this video.

    • @EmperorOHI
      @EmperorOHI 4 года назад +3

      @@neoupath HOLD ON A MINUTE... THIS MAD LAD MADE A VIDEO THIS HIGH QUALITY HAVING ONLY 300K SUBS BACK THEN??!!

    • @abdulazizalyafei8495
      @abdulazizalyafei8495 4 года назад

      8.2*

  • @surnis9043
    @surnis9043 3 года назад +8

    I'm so glad the RUclips algorithm finally decided to suggest your channel to me! It only took years! This is the first video I see of you, but if it reflects the quality of your other ones, your channel must be awesome!

  • @vinesauceobscurities
    @vinesauceobscurities 8 лет назад +109

    That metallic facepaint has to be time consuming to put on.

  • @UselessDuckCompany
    @UselessDuckCompany 8 лет назад +326

    I'm starting the think the Gynéé is vaporware but i'm not sure.

    • @vantave9946
      @vantave9946 8 лет назад +6

      o shit it's u

    • @p00pie
      @p00pie 8 лет назад +11

      No it's not believe me. No one would go on the internet and tell lies my friend. I am excited for it.

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 8 лет назад +1

      /music plays ;)

    • @rusdanmatisa2242
      @rusdanmatisa2242 4 года назад

      Atleast its is trustable

    • @Kino-Imsureq
      @Kino-Imsureq 3 года назад

      @@p00pie welp looks like they told a lie lol

  • @101Crock
    @101Crock 4 года назад +173

    You know what fallout taught me? It’s that having a phone strapped to your arm kinda sucks. Why? Because you can’t use your other hand to interact with the screen. So things like typing is way slower. And trying to play games that were designed for two handed operation just doesn’t work.

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 года назад +17

      Also because it requires absolutely both hands too actually effectively operate at all where as one that is help can leave one hand free too hold onto something important while doing something else important on your phone

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 3 года назад +4

      To be fair, it's the PIP Boy that grants us VATS by creating a neural connection to the users brain. So the user could probably just think what they want written on it.

    • @101Crock
      @101Crock 3 года назад +12

      @@TechnoMinarchist I don't think that's true, have you seen the number of nobs and buttons on that thing?

    • @AranhaaTheSixtyninth
      @AranhaaTheSixtyninth 3 года назад +3

      @@101Crock I think our character is just too stupid for doing that

    • @AnacondaGreen
      @AnacondaGreen 7 месяцев назад

      I got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle

  • @toxiclunch
    @toxiclunch Год назад +9

    There’s another one of these scams that tries to convince you an app can turn your phone’s flashlight into a projector. It would make sense that it’s this type of thing, I hope people realize it’s fake.

  • @UnauthorizedExpression
    @UnauthorizedExpression 6 лет назад +286

    I have a 5w laser diode that will project just fine at noon onto human skin. If you don't mind 3rd degree burns.

    • @Maxawa0851
      @Maxawa0851 6 лет назад +6

      Try a 3megawatt laser bazooka(styropyro)

    • @wupme
      @wupme 5 лет назад +1

      5w distributed over several squar cm isn't that much

    • @brianmo2965
      @brianmo2965 5 лет назад

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @misterkaos.357
      @misterkaos.357 5 лет назад +8

      You should turn it into a DIY laser tattoo printer. Design your own monochrome tattoos, then burn them onto your arm with a fucking laser!

  • @ItsVindicated
    @ItsVindicated 4 года назад +257

    Lots of people are talking about how it still doesn’t exist. They are right. In fact, the actual Cicret bracelet stopped being developed long ago and the entire thing was just a scam. Sad :(

    • @pr0faker
      @pr0faker 4 года назад +24

      well who would've thought that would happen....? I can't believe they just got 500k from actual human beings that can think for themselve (I presume on some sort of level) and left everyone with nothing, which was kind of obvious.

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 4 года назад +34

      Alright then. Keep your cicrets.

    • @Grandovenzu
      @Grandovenzu 4 года назад

      @@kyleguajardo ruclips.net/video/My0lzMuNcHI/видео.html

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 4 года назад

      @@Grandovenzu
      ruclips.net/video/1NY8L0YM_Mw/видео.html

    • @newtprince
      @newtprince 4 года назад +7

      And yet tiktok is advertising it under the name Eujl band for $20

  • @xNELVKALEN
    @xNELVKALEN 8 лет назад +18

    How have a never seen this man's videos before?? They're EXTREMELY well made! New sub!

  • @michaelwoolcott4157
    @michaelwoolcott4157 3 года назад +33

    " Sometimes I am accused of being overly cynical and...assholistic."11:40

    • @ralanham76
      @ralanham76 2 месяца назад

      My new favorite quote 😎

  • @DaLoopDiggerz
    @DaLoopDiggerz 8 лет назад +16

    It's always a pleasure to see one of your video in my sub.
    Cheers Captain !

  • @Thunderf00t
    @Thunderf00t 8 лет назад +406

    outstanding... simply outstanding!

    • @randomstranger623
      @randomstranger623 8 лет назад +4

      You're here! :D
      Someone pointed out you could have done this video... (Not really wanting to make you feel bad not doing a video on this s**t, but hey, I'm not even that knowledgeable on your type of content.)

    • @HungryTacoBoy
      @HungryTacoBoy 8 лет назад +27

      Thunderf00t and Captain Disillusion, two of my oldest subscriptions, coming together at last! :D

    • @mpgh
      @mpgh 7 лет назад +2

      gg "8 months ago"

    • @ヤイキF
      @ヤイキF 7 лет назад

      gg gg

    • @outstandn
      @outstandn 7 лет назад +3

      someone called me?

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 7 лет назад +1091

    *GIVE ME BLACK MY SON!*

    • @surrealducks
      @surrealducks 7 лет назад +13

      Wondering if that was an accident...
      hoping that was an accident...

    • @CherryDKaya
      @CherryDKaya 7 лет назад +22

      Dylan SJ Perez how was he even saying it’s racist?

    • @surrealducks
      @surrealducks 7 лет назад +18

      I didn't say it was racist. I just thought it was bizarre. Having an extra pair of balls wouldn't make me any less confused.

    • @CherryDKaya
      @CherryDKaya 7 лет назад +2

      Dylan SJ Perez yes i can see how it can be interpreted but it can also be interpreted as a joke so i guess assuming things doesn’t mean more balls

    • @CherryDKaya
      @CherryDKaya 7 лет назад +2

      surrealducks also the original commenter was quoting a line from the video

  • @t.cooper1738
    @t.cooper1738 21 день назад +5

    2025.01.01. Cicret bracelet is still nowhere. Died before it was born.

  • @lulufreya123
    @lulufreya123 4 года назад +49

    Legend has it that he is still waiting for his bracelet until this day

  • @trimbakk
    @trimbakk 5 лет назад +1977

    4 years later, 2019 and there’s no cicret bracket. *EDIT* I’m an idiot 3 years, 4 years in September *EDIT again...* 3 years later in September. I am a big idiot.

  • @MrTrevortxeartxe
    @MrTrevortxeartxe 6 лет назад +825

    I'm highly confident that more adults watch this show than children.

    • @Meskarune
      @Meskarune 6 лет назад +61

      It still makes me feel like I'm watching a Saturday morning cartoon XD

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 лет назад +13

      Do 13 yr olds count as children

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws 5 лет назад +3

      AnduRo ....

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 лет назад +5

      @@DanksterPaws ill take that as a yes , then yea

    • @rei9392
      @rei9392 5 лет назад +3

      I'm 15

  • @gingy7310
    @gingy7310 5 месяцев назад +6

    “The rocket ship has been built, we are on the launchpad, and we just need a little more fuel to take off.”
    -Tommy Tallarico

    • @NotBroihon
      @NotBroihon 2 месяца назад +2

      His mother is very proud.

  • @Guru_1092
    @Guru_1092 4 года назад +629

    Why not use two bracelets then!?!
    Half joking.

    • @jamations2263
      @jamations2263 4 года назад +30

      Guru so one bracelet if you’re half joking

    • @MrLastlived
      @MrLastlived 4 года назад +87

      @@jamations2263 4 bracelets for the full joke.

    • @TheReligiousAtheists
      @TheReligiousAtheists 4 года назад +14

      Wait it might work, tho

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 4 года назад +14

      @@TheReligiousAtheists Hence why I said "half joking". I was partially serious. Using two would fix a lot of the issues mentioned in this video.

    • @Yoctopory
      @Yoctopory 4 года назад +17

      Edge blending is a nightmare on fixed projectors; good luck with two loose bracelets on a moving arm

  • @looshkin66
    @looshkin66 8 лет назад +206

    "Give me black my son"? @9:03
    did I hear that right?

    • @squidmeta
      @squidmeta 8 лет назад +13

      Fortunately, you did.

    • @MichaelHurdleStudio
      @MichaelHurdleStudio 8 лет назад

      I heard it to. WFT was that about?

    • @Vyz3r
      @Vyz3r 8 лет назад +36

      +Michael Hurdle Production Studio His son is black; thus, the joke.

    • @ifiwasyouiwouldntbe
      @ifiwasyouiwouldntbe 8 лет назад +5

      "his son" good joke

    • @crackcocainenigga8494
      @crackcocainenigga8494 8 лет назад +1

      Plus "onto my black son' @3:14... Got a good chuckle out of that

  • @zoomerpanda3215
    @zoomerpanda3215 6 лет назад +381

    Why is this in my recommended so much all I did was watch one mark rober video

    • @lloydking5129
      @lloydking5129 6 лет назад +28

      Peyton The Panda Dude it’s because this channel is amazing, and I’ve been binge-watching his videos for like the past 5 hours, all because I saw that Mark Rober video. It’s being recommended because MORE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THIS.
      Thanks for listening, bro.

    • @Direkin
      @Direkin 6 лет назад +2

      I got here from watching Louis Rossmann.

    • @zsoltberencei
      @zsoltberencei 6 лет назад

      The same

    • @420sakura1
      @420sakura1 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @420sakura1
      @420sakura1 6 лет назад

      @@Direkin how are they connected? Captain D is an Apple user!

  • @rileybrewer
    @rileybrewer 2 года назад +2

    I love coming back from time to time to watch this specific CD video.

  • @michaelfixedsys7463
    @michaelfixedsys7463 6 лет назад +456

    Ehh, I prefer the Pip Boy anyways

  • @Jyoshi0
    @Jyoshi0 6 лет назад +44

    I found this channel when you did a collab and i love this channel.

    • @peter-william
      @peter-william 6 лет назад +5

      Mark Rober?

    • @trumpatier
      @trumpatier 6 лет назад +3

      Same! Discovered Mark Rober a couple days ago, watched a few of his videos, and then discovered Captain D! Both really great creators.

    • @itsthepak
      @itsthepak 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @Jyoshi0
      @Jyoshi0 6 лет назад

      @@itsthepak kool

    • @Jyoshi0
      @Jyoshi0 6 лет назад

      @@itsthepak go to sleep

  • @hackzsy2036
    @hackzsy2036 5 лет назад +117

    This guy deserves 10 million subscribers

    • @emadgergis6710
      @emadgergis6710 5 лет назад

      10 m only he deserved more than t series

    • @user-kd9qk7ij2j
      @user-kd9qk7ij2j 5 лет назад

      No he deserves 1
      1000000p0p0000p00p00000000

  • @kilobytecache6192
    @kilobytecache6192 Год назад +3

    The rewatch value of these videos is impeccable.

  • @tuesdayk6590
    @tuesdayk6590 6 лет назад +117

    Those dislikes are the donors who didn't get it...