Cicret Bracelet UPDATE

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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    Captain Disillusion reports on the latest developments of the fabled Cicret Bracelet, the development of which he continues to very generously sponsor with his very own money.

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Guywithupsyndrone
    @Guywithupsyndrone 5 лет назад +7266

    “Alright then keep your cicrets”

    • @alexcr4345
      @alexcr4345 5 лет назад +140

      10/10 joke not gonna lie

    • @diskdem0n
      @diskdem0n 4 года назад +20

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @deathstroke7316
      @deathstroke7316 4 года назад +64

      9/11 joke. Not gonna lie

    • @HalfOnion
      @HalfOnion 4 года назад +12

      oh god

    • @esamirs1605
      @esamirs1605 4 года назад +35

      you did it. you crazy son of a bitch

  • @wasabibestboi3086
    @wasabibestboi3086 4 года назад +8345

    Its 2020, and no bracelets were ever shipped out. Wow

    • @cozmo4694
      @cozmo4694 4 года назад +60

      Yay

    • @Galiskaend
      @Galiskaend 4 года назад +19

      Yey

    • @valhalla797
      @valhalla797 4 года назад +126

      even if it comes out nobody will buy it.

    • @cozmo4694
      @cozmo4694 4 года назад +28

      Well yeah but they told that they were gonna give them out for a donation ( 100 dollars I think)

    • @henriquenunes703
      @henriquenunes703 4 года назад +13

      @@valhalla797 nobody will buy it but they already have more than 600j

  • @dino99videos46
    @dino99videos46 3 года назад +5981

    Damn can’t believe covid hit them so hard it delayed shipping 4 years in advance

    • @TheLifeOfKane
      @TheLifeOfKane 3 года назад +21

      Lul

    • @robaalders1245
      @robaalders1245 3 года назад +17

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @ElZamo92
      @ElZamo92 3 года назад +6

      Eyyyy.... 69th like

    • @TylerJayWalker
      @TylerJayWalker 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, they hit so hard that they had to restart

    • @Segwo
      @Segwo 3 года назад +24

      amazing! It hit them so hard, their website doesn't even exist anymore... and their twitter and Instagram accounts haven't posted anything in 4 years either

  • @electricsquidxd3254
    @electricsquidxd3254 3 года назад +1227

    Pledgers: So when is the bracelet coming out?
    Company: it's a Cicret

  • @dodgerfloof7424
    @dodgerfloof7424 5 лет назад +13990

    It's almost 2020 and they just pretty much stole everyone's money.

    • @steveplayzytreal
      @steveplayzytreal 4 года назад +424

      Yep and companies channel haven't uploaded in 2 years

    • @unknownknife4993
      @unknownknife4993 4 года назад +482

      It was fake
      They just ran off with are money

    • @fanpancake8695
      @fanpancake8695 4 года назад +286

      It's 2021already and they still haven't made any progress.....

    • @gamerJugador23
      @gamerJugador23 4 года назад +542

      @@fanpancake8695 God damn we have a time traveler on our hands

    • @steveplayzytreal
      @steveplayzytreal 4 года назад +10

      @@hahachannelgo8743 bruh you stupid

  • @gavinj1456
    @gavinj1456 5 лет назад +6883

    The amount of passive aggression in this video is an art form

    • @marlonb1852
      @marlonb1852 5 лет назад +28

      Oh yes, it is!

    • @pine3368
      @pine3368 5 лет назад +65

      It's "artistic"

    • @sanicoalyssamaev.6770
      @sanicoalyssamaev.6770 5 лет назад +11

      The number of account using this profile pic is making a toll on my memory capacity.

    • @cwubicpwaywr3367
      @cwubicpwaywr3367 5 лет назад +5

      whats with theses pics

    • @Malazar77
      @Malazar77 5 лет назад +4

      @@cwubicpwaywr3367 fortnite shit

  • @Jogwheel
    @Jogwheel 3 года назад +1863

    CD's sly smile at 4:08 is just perfect. It's the look of a guy who is (rightly) pleased with stopping such a terrible and obvious scam. Take a victory lap, Captain!

    • @TheAbigailHays
      @TheAbigailHays 3 года назад +31

      4:09 actually.

    • @mel_arky
      @mel_arky 3 года назад +12

      Is it a good idea to Microwave the Cicret Bracelet though? I doubt we'll ever know now

    • @canadoodlez5009
      @canadoodlez5009 3 года назад +1

      No-one must like this comment.
      (please don't)

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 3 года назад +9

      He didn't. The scammers disappeared with their 600,000 dollars, and never faced consequences for their crimes.

    • @Jogwheel
      @Jogwheel 3 года назад +24

      @@dhararry7929 well, he prevented them from stealing any more - and that's not nothing.

  • @Tyler_Nelson
    @Tyler_Nelson 9 месяцев назад +87

    I cant wait for this to come out in 2017!

    • @evilded2
      @evilded2 21 день назад +6

      Any day now

    • @cocopus
      @cocopus 16 дней назад +4

      2017 is on its way and I personally JUST CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @brianbethea3069
    @brianbethea3069 4 года назад +4095

    Pretty gross of them to use someone's disability to get sympathy points to entice people into giving more donations. Really gross of them, actually.

    • @Panzer_Runner
      @Panzer_Runner 4 года назад +151

      It has been 3 years. They stole the money and ride off into the sunset, the end.

    • @LEConq
      @LEConq 4 года назад +17

      @@Panzer_Runner Yeah until now they still haven't update anything about the bracelet.

    • @alieffauzanrizky7202
      @alieffauzanrizky7202 4 года назад +21

      @@Panzer_Runner imagine getting 500k+ from a product that didn't exist

    • @mickyr171
      @mickyr171 4 года назад +15

      Thats humanity for you, nobody does something just because they want to help anymore, its always about money and self centered egotistic drives

    • @MrError3000YT
      @MrError3000YT 4 года назад

      Ok lets get one thing straight ok? People do insanly crazy things for money. So its not surprising to see them do it. I bet even me and you would do it at some point. Don't hate on them for doing it

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 7 лет назад +4205

    3:46 - Good man. Well done!

  • @pinkhoodieguy7703
    @pinkhoodieguy7703 4 года назад +559

    Yea uh, they really did scam their customers.
    If you message them in facebook, automated bot responds with something along the lines of "We couldn't raise enough funds to keep developing Circet. Have a nice day."
    Like bruh you literally got 128% of the goal, that isnt even a remotely convincing excuse

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 3 года назад +44

      I mean, this generally *is* how these things go; the goal and how much developing something new costs are generally completely divorced from eachother because these kinds of projects are almost by definition run by amateurs lacking the expertise to know how much developing something like this could possibly cost up front, so of course they go over budget and destroys them completely. I have little doubt that's what happened here too, the only thing that's really in question is exactly how much bad faith was involved.

    • @crazypilar9349
      @crazypilar9349 3 года назад +3

      Like fr couldnt they just make another gofundme page?

    • @TheLifeOfKane
      @TheLifeOfKane 3 года назад +22

      @@crazypilar9349 that would imply they could deliver a promised product

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 3 года назад +16

      @@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 Pretty sure, it was implied in the previous video, that it was a scam from the start.

    • @caramelldansen2204
      @caramelldansen2204 3 года назад +13

      capitalism, baby! protecting bad people from justice for the bad things they do, for 200 years and counting!

  • @resijade4342
    @resijade4342 3 года назад +782

    Me in 2021: So it was all a lie?
    Cicret: always has been

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 5 лет назад +1159

    the sarcasm is so thick you could see it better than the projections

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 5 лет назад +32

      no he's clearly being politcally correct, optimistic, and nice. instead of just being negative and call them scammers in an immature manner, he stayed positive and said that he would actually be glad if it was real. he's just subtly suggesting it for what it is, which is the classiest way to go about it.

    • @glichking6812
      @glichking6812 5 лет назад +6

      @@Zetsuke4 yeah i agree your right, but you have to agree their joke was funny eh?

    • @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997
      @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997 5 лет назад +1

      That is a great burn. Love it

    • @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997
      @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997 5 лет назад

      @Jay L WHOA no need for foul language

    • @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997
      @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997 5 лет назад

      @@glichking6812 yup agree

  • @zergreenone8111
    @zergreenone8111 4 года назад +324

    If anyone was wondering, the Chinese text at 3:10 says 危险玩具, which means "danger toy"

    • @TheLifeOfKane
      @TheLifeOfKane 3 года назад +3

      Aaaahahahahhahaaaaaa oh thank you for this 😂

    • @nightowl548
      @nightowl548 3 года назад +3

      dangerous

    • @Cloud7050
      @Cloud7050 2 года назад +2

      Wei xian, meaning dangerous. And wan ju, meaning toy. So, a dangerous toy.

    • @BitteMann
      @BitteMann 11 месяцев назад

      Big MISTAKE.

  • @Rockfantic01
    @Rockfantic01 9 месяцев назад +37

    RUclips: Let's recommend this 6 years later

  • @theKRB93
    @theKRB93 3 года назад +98

    3:10 "it's called the MISTAQUE" I cackled so loud I nearly woke my sleeping child from the other room

  • @FelixFrost
    @FelixFrost 5 лет назад +3078

    The bracelet is already out.
    We're just waiting for the cicret part.

  • @bartomiejkumor9375
    @bartomiejkumor9375 5 лет назад +2246

    I just realized the beam from The Mystaque bounces off of Captain's arm because his skin is chrome.

    • @432pro
      @432pro 5 лет назад +128

      When is the Captain Disillusion movie coming? There's certainly enough lore for it...

    • @requiem6465
      @requiem6465 5 лет назад +50

      @@432pro Backstory into Holly's and Captain's "relationship"?

    • @Hacks4AllVideos
      @Hacks4AllVideos 5 лет назад +8

      *claps*

    • @CatTh3Cat
      @CatTh3Cat 5 лет назад +11

      Yes
      *Gets banned from You Tube*
      Tell me if you know which RUclipsr that's from? Also If they can make one, a captain d movie would be WORTH MY MONEY

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 лет назад +4

      @@432pro What about the Back Hole chronicles?

  • @ThePizzaEater1000
    @ThePizzaEater1000 3 года назад +372

    I tested a far larger laser of the same (approximated) power density as the Mistaque in Universe Sandbox 2 and it somehow added 7 earth masses of water to Mars. Not sure how it did that. It's also creating ice of a thickness of 19.2 light years, despite heating up the water. It claims that the water is 0.7 light years deep at max, 7E+14 atmospheres of water vapor pressure, and completely unaffected elevation (where ground is, water not involved).
    On venus, the center of the laser impact ended up 600 degrees cooler while the outskirts were 60000C. Then I accidentally used it too long and destroyed Venus, though for a brief moment the water depth was positive infinity.
    Mercury ended up becoming a brown dwarf with 37 times the mass of Jupiter, made almost entirely of water. Further use of the laser sets the average temperature to a really big number (couple million degrees usually). That heat stops existing after a few seconds. Ice thickness is a thing, and it is positive infinity. Max water depth is somehow 14 light years. Water vaper pressure is somehow a weird seizure grid, with a max of about 1E+10 atmospheres centered at where I last shot the laser.
    From the looks of it, simulations aren't ready for lasers like the Mistaque either.
    note: This is all based on an assumption of laser width of 0.2 centimeters, but when it's breaking this much a reasonable higher value would not matter too much. Laser width was 200km. Laser crystal was ruby since the type mentioned in video was not present in the list.

    • @ourgoldenspires
      @ourgoldenspires 3 года назад +38

      nobody survives the mistaque.

    • @adamplace1414
      @adamplace1414 2 года назад +22

      One of the funniest things I've read in a while. Glorious.

    • @m_tth_w9647
      @m_tth_w9647 2 года назад +7

      ...just reached my max depth of 12 light-years last week at scuba camp.

    • @fasta5462
      @fasta5462 2 года назад +5

      @@ourgoldenspires except captain disillusion himself apparently, he literally deflected the laser with his skin

    • @tylercoombs1
      @tylercoombs1 Год назад

      This comment is so underrated lol

  • @nfugitt89
    @nfugitt89 3 года назад +71

    This, stunningly, is still making its way around. My mom mentioned this thing to me over the weekend.

  • @theActionMovieKid
    @theActionMovieKid 7 лет назад +4864

    Your role in stopping money flowing to these liars is more than just entertaining.... it's the beautiful and patriotic thing to do when poor awareness allows the perpetration of crowdfunding scammers to separate people from their money. Thanks for spreading the good word Captain D. Good luck finding something that projects correctly on your metallic hull.

    • @sebastianahrens2385
      @sebastianahrens2385 7 лет назад +194

      This has nothing to do with patriotism.

    • @theActionMovieKid
      @theActionMovieKid 7 лет назад +66

      Harryhenry - I did. :) I found his review sincere enough, and his assessment of 'kid' videos fair. - and Sebastian A, I was being a little cheeky.

    • @deeteeohbee6794
      @deeteeohbee6794 7 лет назад +6

      But... he actually sent money to the scammers tho

    • @antha1174
      @antha1174 7 лет назад +66

      DEETEEOHBEE yea, but it was in part to legally cover himself saying he "participated" & was not intending to slander, Yet he did a major contribution in educating tonns of ppl about this bs company. sooo, he gave 250$ ya but prevented perhaps 100's of thousands of more $'s from being blindly given to this scam

    • @garnetk3751
      @garnetk3751 7 лет назад +2

      he sounds russian or ukrainian. but I'm sure they would say yes very patriotic as well..... geesh

  • @LesterDiaz
    @LesterDiaz 5 лет назад +3057

    You’re a goddam hero. Not only are your videos mind blowing, but you save people money.

    • @hi-pq7xv
      @hi-pq7xv 5 лет назад +18

      only stupid people would think this is real

    • @Prometheus_-ns2nn
      @Prometheus_-ns2nn 5 лет назад +34

      @@hi-pq7xv There are a LOT of people who meet that definition of stupid, then. If each person who donated donated $250, the amount the "development" team of the Cicret bracelet asked for to get one shipped when it's "eventually" finished, and a total of 128.2% of the $500,000 goal was obtained, that means that, bare minimum, almost three thousand people donated.
      In the age of the internet, scam artists can access fresh "target audiences" faster than any other time in recorded history. The people who were deceived into donating weren't necessarily stupid. They didn't know they needed to be on their guard against such scams. That's why Captain Disillusion creates the kind of content we have come to appreciate. If videos like this reach people fast enough, they won't be duped.

    • @rodrigokiller
      @rodrigokiller 5 лет назад +9

      @@hi-pq7xv even the stupid people dont deserve to spend money on those campaing.

    • @jacobkleinsasser5658
      @jacobkleinsasser5658 5 лет назад +4

      @@Prometheus_-ns2nn You would be shocked at the number of people who have more money than common sense.

    • @ezg8448
      @ezg8448 5 лет назад +2

      There’s a sucker born every minute but idiots are born at 60 times that rate!

  • @elijinn5044
    @elijinn5044 2 года назад +71

    That story about the mother with the autistic son is so much more gut-wrenching knowing the whole thing was just a scam

    • @qar_ty7732
      @qar_ty7732 8 месяцев назад +3

      assuming its not literally just fake(which it likely is)

    • @KelpTheGreat
      @KelpTheGreat 9 дней назад

      They made up literally everything else, I'm sure they made that up too. How would they have heard about this mother since they disabled comments on everything and their customer service email doesn't work?

  • @xaptus
    @xaptus 3 года назад +25

    3:29 My parents when they see me leaving home trying to become a success in life

  • @suprabh1795
    @suprabh1795 4 года назад +2072

    So they just took everyone’s money and literally disappeared

    • @tommythompson6516
      @tommythompson6516 4 года назад +48

      Basically, Probs used the money to buy a house somewhere... Really bad moves...

    • @davidrmrz53
      @davidrmrz53 4 года назад +7

      Sheesh time to track me down

    • @hotshotroom964
      @hotshotroom964 4 года назад +4

      Of course they dipped it was a startup nothing ever happens out of them

    • @kingtigerlord604
      @kingtigerlord604 4 года назад +1

      Typical money taking 2 year-olds

    • @anormalhumanbeing8608
      @anormalhumanbeing8608 4 года назад +11

      "ThEy dIDn'T hAVe ENoUgH fUnDS"

  • @mercureintlcorps
    @mercureintlcorps 5 лет назад +1006

    The Credit Agricole is a French bank ( I live in Europe ^^) . You should contact them and inform them that someone is making a fraud using them name for fake product. They 'll be very happy to put them on court if there is any fake info on the website of this "cicret" thing.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 5 лет назад +45

      That explains why it didn’t show up in google search. Their website is French!

    • @juanmena3648
      @juanmena3648 5 лет назад +169

      @@SomeFreakingCactus Of course, you *_have_* to add *_Le_* or *_La_* in google in order to see french sites.
      Like if you want to fap with french milfs you search them like this: Le Pornhub
      are you dumb or something? Is general knowledge.

    • @hachikiina
      @hachikiina 5 лет назад +29

      @@juanmena3648 bruh

    • @DoctorBabby
      @DoctorBabby 5 лет назад +21

      I swear that's the kind of thing that makes me ashamed of being French

    • @hachikiina
      @hachikiina 5 лет назад +2

      @@DoctorBabby that's an even bigger bruh

  • @MfGreezy
    @MfGreezy 3 года назад +35

    His level of sarcasm is top tier

  • @adrianopa1440
    @adrianopa1440 8 месяцев назад +15

    That was the "age of crowdfunding". Many scams and failures later, and this trend has mostly gone.

  • @miigon9117
    @miigon9117 4 года назад +724

    3:10 the box says “危险玩具” (“dangerous toy”)

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 4 года назад +30

      *玩具* im laughing my ass off rn.
      it is d a n g e r o u s, it's not a t o y

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 4 года назад +6

      I just saw that part and I really can't stop laughing

    • @catzie_78
      @catzie_78 4 года назад +3

      Omg hahahaha 我不知道他认识华文XD

    • @stevefromminecraft3640
      @stevefromminecraft3640 4 года назад +6

      mistaque is like the word mistake,implying that the circet bracelet is a mistake

    • @rbasri6742
      @rbasri6742 4 года назад +5

      危险 means danger and 玩具 means toy. Im Asian so I learned that

  • @Milkb0t
    @Milkb0t 6 лет назад +344

    You give $250 to a clear scam but are still happy because you may save others who aren't as canny as you to notice these scams.
    Goddamnit, how can you be so wholesome captain?

    • @dasmartretard
      @dasmartretard 5 лет назад +8

      @Lucas Tran that still makes 0 sense. He could have made the same videos without spending the $250.
      the release dates were public and none of the info he provided was due to his 250 waste.
      The only thing the 250 really guarantees is that he will get what every one else gets and he can transparently present it with his logic.

    • @danielpavlides3753
      @danielpavlides3753 5 лет назад +1

      He’s gonna end up suing probably

  • @Flamdragz
    @Flamdragz 2 года назад +13

    I ran across our videos yesterday for the first time. Truly amazing work!!! You have earned a new fan and I look forward to seeing more in the future.

  • @Patrick-xs6zw
    @Patrick-xs6zw 3 года назад +53

    3:24 I like to think that the beam reflected off of him because he is chrome.

  • @zacharymoses3840
    @zacharymoses3840 5 лет назад +1798

    You should do another update, it’s been 2 years

    • @ftoast289
      @ftoast289 5 лет назад +58

      Null but we wanna hear it from the D himself

    • @purpleey
      @purpleey 5 лет назад +13

      @@ftoast289 he basically already did. Use ur head

    • @ftoast289
      @ftoast289 5 лет назад +3

      Uncle Ruckus ig

    • @xl000
      @xl000 4 года назад +29

      here is the update:
      Automated answer via Facebook messaging:
      The project has been stopped because we couldn't manage to raise enough funds to pursue its development.
      Have a good day.
      Best,
      The Cicret Team

    • @sparksycat
      @sparksycat 4 года назад +1

      He’d only update us if he actually got it which he hasn’t

  • @YotaNinja
    @YotaNinja 6 лет назад +9664

    So about that bracelet... It's almost halfway through 2018, any update?

    • @silmarrr
      @silmarrr 6 лет назад +1067

      Yota_Ninja Working prototype, VERY soon jk never

    • @JC-om7nr
      @JC-om7nr 6 лет назад +632

      Working prototype extremely soon

    • @emilianoperezr9676
      @emilianoperezr9676 6 лет назад +538

      Working protorype... Like... More soon than you can think.

    • @ultravioletreeper7630
      @ultravioletreeper7630 6 лет назад +323

      How soon is now?

    • @emilianoperezr9676
      @emilianoperezr9676 6 лет назад +625

      UltraVioletReeper More close than yesterday

  • @trgethan2470
    @trgethan2470 8 месяцев назад +13

    Nearing 2024, still no cicret bracelet

  • @gsav1320
    @gsav1320 2 года назад +13

    Bro I am 17 and saw this in a cool gadgets video in elementary school and I still have not recovered from this being a scam

  • @fqidz
    @fqidz 5 лет назад +130

    how to scam ppl
    1. promise smth
    2. move that promise
    3. if you get tired of moving it, remove it completely

  • @_Niko11001
    @_Niko11001 7 лет назад +408

    Damn, CD. The master of passive aggression. You've perfected the art of savagery while still maintaining composure. 10/10.

    • @alfonsoflorio
      @alfonsoflorio 6 лет назад +5

      absolutely true he destroys them piece by piece with perfectly logical arguments.

  • @poultrypants
    @poultrypants 3 года назад +11

    I like how it says that the flicker is due to the high resolution and high birghtness.

    • @jeffm6767
      @jeffm6767 2 года назад +1

      I scrolled for this comment. Even though CD explained the flicker problem in the prior debunk, Cicret got it wrong again. Twice!

  • @cadenthecadburyengine8198
    @cadenthecadburyengine8198 3 года назад +29

    2021: still zero Cicret Bracelet

  • @noahwilliams8996
    @noahwilliams8996 5 лет назад +395

    "Who's your favorite superhero?"
    "Captain disillusion. He's a real hero. Literally."

    • @coletrickle1775
      @coletrickle1775 5 лет назад +6

      And he is super.

    • @ebi_tempura
      @ebi_tempura 4 года назад +1

      Mine's Jim browning, this guy is 2nd though

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 4 года назад +1

      From your pic, I thought it would be Ironman.

    • @noahwilliams8996
      @noahwilliams8996 4 года назад +1

      @@dhararry7929 I think you mean iron tux.

  • @abdallahbaloch
    @abdallahbaloch 4 года назад +1091

    I remember when the cicret ads were on and I showed my parents hoping to get one. Luckily they didn't fall for this stuff and now I found this channel and know why. (Thanks cap)

    • @tomakapec1909
      @tomakapec1909 4 года назад +61

      say thank you mom and dad

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @meta64
      @meta64 3 года назад +15

      your parents are awesome

    • @HarpaxA
      @HarpaxA 2 года назад +7

      Well being parents, have their own experience of facing tons of scammer 🤣

    • @tigey2003
      @tigey2003 2 года назад

      Jk

  • @ignited4304
    @ignited4304 2 года назад +6

    2022 still nothing basically just disappeared form the face of the planet could atleast post daily updates in progress

    • @tmanbonkenbills8960
      @tmanbonkenbills8960 2 года назад +2

      Daily Update 2087: We're still not working on it. Thank you.

  • @Trad0r
    @Trad0r 3 года назад +17

    Three years later: nothing.

  • @HelloyouTheSmiley
    @HelloyouTheSmiley 4 года назад +394

    it pisses me off people can just get away with shit like that they should be put in jail for scamming all those people

    • @cramage9374
      @cramage9374 4 года назад +6

      Same thing I was thinking

    • @zxyAprte124
      @zxyAprte124 3 года назад +5

      Wow such unique thinking

    • @sebastianlucas704
      @sebastianlucas704 3 года назад +5

      Nah, if people are to dumb to do no research, then they deserve what they get.

    • @jaydougan8497
      @jaydougan8497 3 года назад +23

      @@sebastianlucas704 yes people should have done the research, but the fact of the matter is they lied to the populace to get money. at best it's false advertising, and I bet the case could be made for theft. they took the money with the promise of an item and, if they didn't return that money, didn't give anything in return.

    • @sebastianlucas704
      @sebastianlucas704 3 года назад

      @@jaydougan8497 Yes, I do think a case can be made for theft, but, if people were intelligent, their would be no need.

  • @majorkonfuzion1007
    @majorkonfuzion1007 7 лет назад +241

    cicret guy: we are working hard here in the Fiji islands..yes we are..yes.

    • @osmosisjones6267
      @osmosisjones6267 7 лет назад +9

      majorkonfuzion circuit guy: and then we have to go and meet up with our head programmer over in the Bahamas

    • @majorkonfuzion1007
      @majorkonfuzion1007 7 лет назад +4

      cicret guy private meeting: I think tha guy "captain D" is onto us..EVERYONE SCRAMBLE ! !

    • @chakdefiji
      @chakdefiji 7 лет назад +6

      majorkonfuzion We don't want them here

  • @ImARealHumanPerson
    @ImARealHumanPerson 5 месяцев назад +10

    Its 2028 and no bracelets have shipped yet.

  • @thecheetosnfl
    @thecheetosnfl 15 дней назад +2

    It’s 2024. Who would have guessed the Mistaque is more real and more effective than the Cicret bracelet?

  • @TheLegoman332
    @TheLegoman332 6 лет назад +469

    lol, straight from the cicret summer blog update:
    "And I have an advice for everyone: if you have any question, always prefer to ask me directly than reading articles, streaming videos of people who never contacted us and made their own investigation without taking the time to solicit us."

    • @kennethlatorre5269
      @kennethlatorre5269 6 лет назад +140

      RedLolz Gaming
      Translation.
      “Thanks for the money, and have a nice day”
      I really hate these kind of people.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 лет назад +52

      He did the narcissist thing. "Fake news." Basically. What a snake.

    • @jackanders7776
      @jackanders7776 5 лет назад +9

      I wonder when they'll be tried for fraud?

    • @RustyR3volva
      @RustyR3volva 5 лет назад +1

      Most likely never.

    • @rot_studios
      @rot_studios 5 лет назад +5

      I do genuinely wonder how much the law (in their country) covers this kind of shit. And there are quite a few more scam-campaigns like this one in existance...
      It's very obvious they never had a working product to begin with and that they are just stalling as much as possible to A. leech more donations B. someday somehow invent something that makes it work decently enough or wait for someone else to invent something that could make it work. Or they'll actually never deliver at all and keep this up for as long as possible, using "best intentions" and such excuses.

  • @vitotheo
    @vitotheo 5 лет назад +772

    And now it's 2019.
    Let's just face it, this is a scandal.

    • @adamyaeck7020
      @adamyaeck7020 5 лет назад +57

      Lol poor guy he removed his post to save himself from getting wooshed

    • @Eryus
      @Eryus 5 лет назад

      sUper 4 O’s in that.

    • @X606
      @X606 5 лет назад +11

      on their site it says that they will ship "December 2019" now lol

    • @shadowbane7401
      @shadowbane7401 5 лет назад

      @@Eryus at least

    • @Eryus
      @Eryus 5 лет назад

      Aden Tate and at most.
      Otherwise it’s degeneracy.

  • @allyourbasearebelongtous2191
    @allyourbasearebelongtous2191 Год назад +4

    Man... you gotta come back homie. The world needs you man.

  • @PsylomeAlpha
    @PsylomeAlpha 3 года назад +2

    Instructions unclear: Used head to pump blood through veins, now very woozy

  • @thexsoar
    @thexsoar 6 лет назад +1204

    I can't wait for the next update.

    • @chellochamber7839
      @chellochamber7839 6 лет назад +21

      Thexsoar the Bearded
      I've got it! I've solved the case!
      The entire thing is Bullshit!!!!!!!
      YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

    • @chickencoopowner
      @chickencoopowner 5 лет назад +4

      no u

    • @ReiLN
      @ReiLN 5 лет назад +3

      no w

    • @Eric-ty5se
      @Eric-ty5se 5 лет назад +5

      Coming up on the end up 2018, and the last update on their main website was on July in 2017. I'm starting to lose faith in my contributions to their kickstarter.

    • @dannyh.s.1936
      @dannyh.s.1936 5 лет назад +1

      Thexsoar the Bearded it’s a scam

  • @yashaswinarayana7648
    @yashaswinarayana7648 4 года назад +426

    Update:
    It's March 2020 and there's no bracelet

    • @seeseefok7659
      @seeseefok7659 4 года назад +7

      update: it's almost May

    • @seansharpes9495
      @seansharpes9495 4 года назад +5

      Update: It is may and this not happening!

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 4 года назад +9

      Stop counting, it never will come out. They claim they couldn't raise enough money (you know, like liers) and there are no refunds, meaning they stole over 550,000$ and can't be arrested for it.

    • @alecmanna3143
      @alecmanna3143 4 года назад +4

      @@dhararry7929 20% of 500,000 is 100,000, so they ran off with more than 600k. they had over 126% in funds
      Edit: not to mention all of the money they took as donations through other means. Easily robbed a million dollars.

    • @GHPROPlayz
      @GHPROPlayz 4 года назад +1

      Update: may 2020 no braclet

  • @the1lostsheep
    @the1lostsheep 4 года назад +9

    I'm here because i saw a Facebook ad about this magic bracelet being sold and i wanted to know more about how it works like magic. And seeing this made me think otherwise on puchasing it, lol.

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 3 года назад

      Ouch. I hope by this point you realize most of that Facebook ad crap is fake

  • @varaoz123
    @varaoz123 2 года назад +5

    I come from the future .. 2086…. There’s no cicret bracelet. Only the cicret virus :(

  • @YourAnMoron
    @YourAnMoron 7 лет назад +1011

    9 employees from Circret Bracelet disliked the video.

    • @knifetoucher
      @knifetoucher 7 лет назад +43

      I highly doubt they have 9 employees.

    • @richardgates7479
      @richardgates7479 7 лет назад +18

      Of course, it's just 9 YT accounts, now 15.

    • @MULTICK111
      @MULTICK111 7 лет назад +3

      Make that 16 apparently

    • @Tiwack01
      @Tiwack01 7 лет назад +4

      It's just the nincompoops determined that cicret will be everything promised and more! Best just to ignore them.

    • @richardgates7479
      @richardgates7479 7 лет назад +2

      At this point I'm inclined to believe that it's people with no sense of sarcasm.

  • @Romanian-good
    @Romanian-good 4 года назад +503

    2020: the fu**ing guys took every one money

    • @UpheavaI
      @UpheavaI 4 года назад +3

      yeah...

    • @patrik5123
      @patrik5123 4 года назад +10

      Their site is STILL up. Granted, it's SSL certificate has lapsed. I guess they can't afford a new one.

    • @omkelderman
      @omkelderman 4 года назад +7

      @@biackshibe actually SSL certificates are free these days

    • @fire1446
      @fire1446 4 года назад

      Oh boo hoo

    • @ZzdeathangelzZ
      @ZzdeathangelzZ 4 года назад +1

      So why hasn't anyone filed a police report?

  • @the.snackiechan
    @the.snackiechan 3 года назад +5

    2021 No bracelet

  • @jgallantyt
    @jgallantyt 7 лет назад +155

    I think CD is the only one who got anything of value for his $250, namely, this video. Well done.

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 7 лет назад +9

      jgallantyt also he stopped those douchebags from ripping people off

    • @jgallantyt
      @jgallantyt 7 лет назад +2

      Carlos True, but I was thinking more in terms of a personal return on investment. CD got a cool followup video for his investment, everyone else got a middle finger.

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 7 лет назад

      jgallantyt yeah that too

    • @Zothaqqua
      @Zothaqqua 7 лет назад +1

      He's bought a topic for some videos.

  • @crowd3r862
    @crowd3r862 4 года назад +252

    So in summary... you gave $250 to a company you know is a complete scam. Made two videos about the company being a complete scam, and did so without actually calling them scammers.
    Well played sir.

    • @-..-_-..-
      @-..-_-..- 2 года назад +25

      and given the views he certainly made more than his money back, plus he took a shit load of money from them by making it more widely known that it was a scam -- in a way he scammed them lol

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada Год назад +16

      @@-..-_-..- He didn't scam them, but he did hopefully reduce the amount of people that got suckered out of money. They still ran away with a ton of money without consequences though.

    • @Nickwilde7755
      @Nickwilde7755 Год назад +2

      I feel like he came out on top with ad revenue

    • @flaetsbnort
      @flaetsbnort Год назад +6

      I have a sneaking suspicion that people on this thread are extremely optimistic about how much money RUclipsrs make from their videos

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 Год назад +2

      @@flaetsbnort at even half a dollar per thousand views it's still a lot

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 года назад +34

    We'll be out of quarantine before this thing becomes real....

  • @someyouknow7603
    @someyouknow7603 3 года назад +17

    It's 2021 and there's still no goddamn bracelet

    • @JohnPaulBuce
      @JohnPaulBuce 3 года назад +1

      too bad its not coming

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 2 года назад +1

      @@JohnPaulBuce Somebody need to find this guy ans sue the stolen monies.

  • @NinjarTurtle
    @NinjarTurtle 5 лет назад +693

    end of 2018, where’s the damn bracelet

  • @ayihayyy
    @ayihayyy 5 лет назад +380

    It's almost 2019. You guys got it now?

    • @AbstractAnish
      @AbstractAnish 5 лет назад +2

      I haven’t yet 🙁

    • @ayihayyy
      @ayihayyy 5 лет назад +1

      @@comradecat3629 ye lmao

    • @rylandooncj
      @rylandooncj 5 лет назад +23

      They might have made a typing error.
      Instead of "2016", I think they meant to type "3016".

    • @aratakiitto4568
      @aratakiitto4568 5 лет назад

      No

    • @luvdot5919
      @luvdot5919 5 лет назад +1

      SmartSmith still no cicret

  • @arvojustice
    @arvojustice 3 года назад +8

    0:50 nice jump cut.

  • @Sqiud3
    @Sqiud3 Год назад +8

    My school has a bit on the wall in an engineering room that has a timeline of inventions, this bloody thing is up theres, and ive been asking them to remove it cuz it was not an invention but a scam, yet they still have it up

    • @cathykurlemann5289
      @cathykurlemann5289 Год назад +4

      Go up to the wall but take the picture of the bracelet and rip it up or if you don’t feel very destructive just write with a marker on the pictures saying this thing is a scam

    • @Novgord98
      @Novgord98 Год назад +2

      You could put a graph with the history of scams, just to be on theme

  • @criskity
    @criskity 7 лет назад +147

    Still waiting for my bracelet. Meanwhile, a Nigerian prince wants to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge... gotta go give him my bank account details...

    • @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583
      @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583 7 лет назад +20

      Ooh, me too! But mine is the wife of Nelson Mandela. She needs my help because he is very sick. All they needed was my credit card info, and social security number. I was just happy to help!

    • @pajamac55
      @pajamac55 7 лет назад +2

      Oh stop it James !

    • @aberdeener
      @aberdeener 7 лет назад

      same!

    • @Nowel22222
      @Nowel22222 7 лет назад +3

      Nice James Veitch reference

    • @matthewmiskiewicz8357
      @matthewmiskiewicz8357 7 лет назад

      Nowel the nigerian prince scam existed before that guy mentioned it

  • @scottwalker1021
    @scottwalker1021 4 года назад +40

    I can really appreciate the intelligence of the man
    Gets his point across deftly, eloquently, succinctly and with tremendous cleverness across all subjects
    Absolutely awesome

  • @tamriel_x
    @tamriel_x 3 года назад +1

    The recommendations are shining on you today my friend, I just found your channel and I love the content!

  • @jamingamer2782
    @jamingamer2782 2 года назад +4

    2022 update: they were taken down and sued so it’s never going to happen

  • @mownta
    @mownta 5 лет назад +27

    - Autist.. is it correct English?
    - Artist, yes.
    - *suddenly remembers the correct word*

  • @Jawaddles
    @Jawaddles 7 лет назад +1182

    You're cheeky as ever, CD. Keep up the good work.

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 6 лет назад

      www.change.org/p/the-disillusionists-make-trollface-girl-an-actual-song

    • @HugoBDesigner
      @HugoBDesigner 6 лет назад

      Gotta love seeing familiar faces in random videos :P (I used to hang out in Flash Holes btw)

    • @johnjihn7748
      @johnjihn7748 6 лет назад

      I was the 1000th like

  • @WhitEagle7
    @WhitEagle7 3 года назад +8

    I am from 2069 (nice). We have flying cars powered by fusion, robots are fully integrated in society and everyone is a cyborg, but still not cicret bracelet...

  • @douglask7366
    @douglask7366 3 года назад +3

    Around 2019 the product's website has disappeared and the tweets and facebook posts regarding this product were removed. On their twitter they added one post - the original debunking video. On their facebook they added two posts- this video and the original debunking video.
    Yup, the company ran away with the money, but not before giving everybody the middle finger.

  • @DeJayHank
    @DeJayHank 7 лет назад +215

    Man, can you make a burn any more classy?

  • @austin_blair
    @austin_blair 4 года назад +412

    Looks like he loved with his heart, but didn't use his head for anything else

    • @azadanzans5359
      @azadanzans5359 4 года назад +2

      Wait so, is he... dead now?

    • @f1f1s
      @f1f1s 4 года назад +13

      ‘Love with your heart, give a head to everyone else’.

    • @austin_blair
      @austin_blair 4 года назад +1

      @@azadanzans5359 he was never alive 😱

    • @rrohbot
      @rrohbot 4 года назад +4

      This whole video was a joke y’know?

    • @azadanzans5359
      @azadanzans5359 4 года назад

      DedMemeBoi
      How

  • @Anon13430
    @Anon13430 Год назад +7

    I think an autistic child who is so autistic they can only communicate via a tablet would not respond well to having a big bracelet clamped onto them at all times

  • @kerrim1986
    @kerrim1986 2 года назад +9

    He's too good. When I watch his episodes I picture Wayne and Garth saying "we're not worthy" 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️

  • @gustavnilsson1248
    @gustavnilsson1248 7 лет назад +937

    I like that in my recomendations there's a video from one of those dumb top 10 Chanels called "Top 10 future inventions avalible now " and the tumbnail is a cicret bracelet

    • @RealStuntPanda
      @RealStuntPanda 6 лет назад +31

      Those damn Chanels! Probably the worst is Coco Chanel. I saw her bags on the Home Shopping Channel.

    • @bster3168
      @bster3168 6 лет назад +2

      Gustav Nilsson that channel is good and about 8/10 exist and really work

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 6 лет назад +24

      10 minutes, interesting title, thumbnail drawing your attention, basically the kind of video you'd share on Facebook for your friends to see.
      then have your one friend who actually knows what quality is confront you about this shameless act of moneymaking, only to say "ok. who cares, it's just a video" and be presented with a future of top 10 clickbait videos.
      number 10: TopTenCentral
      number 9: Fortnite youtubers
      number 8: chaosxsilencer
      number 7: former CoD youtubers who are now Fortnite youtubers
      number 6: LispyJimmy
      Number 5: Ali-A
      Number 4: MrBossFTW
      Number 3: Durv
      Number 2: Watchmojo
      and now guys, in order to reveal the number 1 spot on this wacky list, SMASH that like button, subscribe and share, leave a comment down below to enter my gift card giveaway.
      and without further ado, the number 1 spot is... *video crosses 10 minutes*
      oh. looks like we've run out of time for today! remember to SMASH that like button and subscribe and leave a comment below to enter my gift card giveaway! see you tomorrow, stupid shee... i mean Savages!

    • @emilpersidski
      @emilpersidski 6 лет назад +7

      If it's a *future* invention , then how is it available *NOW* ?

    • @jipzip2968
      @jipzip2968 6 лет назад

      Swagish wolf but they should all exist at least if they’re available now

  • @fuckyooup55
    @fuckyooup55 7 лет назад +248

    Oh my god, these people need to be sued and pay everyone back, this is getting ridiculous

    • @alexanderthomas2660
      @alexanderthomas2660 6 лет назад +6

      The worst thing is that there are many, many things like these. Maybe Captain Disillusion should do a co-op with Thunderf00t some day…

    • @crissd8283
      @crissd8283 5 лет назад +1

      No people need to learn that just because it is on the internet doesn't make it true and if it is too good to be true it probably is. Stuff like this is like the lottery; it's a tax on stupid people.

  • @cmyk8964
    @cmyk8964 2 года назад +5

    If you want to waste money on an actual wrist device, get a smartwatch. It won’t do much but it will do more than a Cicret Braclet. Namely, to exist.

  • @tchekhov
    @tchekhov 4 года назад +38

    it's 2020 and I just stumble upon an ad for the "cicret" for 20$ on a chinese website...

    • @dadtorial1710
      @dadtorial1710 4 года назад +5

      Don't buy it. It's a scam

    • @smellmelater
      @smellmelater 4 года назад +8

      Kevin Ford what would give you that assumption?

    • @berzerkbankie1342
      @berzerkbankie1342 4 года назад +3

      I mean fuck it for $20 why not?

  • @DreamcastGuy
    @DreamcastGuy 7 лет назад +193

    Cap, you are so dang awesome. Even when debunking con artists you just have such a friendly sense of joy to your message. Glad I'm supporting you on patreon!

    • @lifelesshawk5725
      @lifelesshawk5725 6 лет назад +2

      DreamcastGuy Yeah me too, except that I don't, and I cant. It's all about the though of the gift that really matters!

    • @Phobos_Anomaly
      @Phobos_Anomaly 6 лет назад +2

      And I'm glad to see one of my favorite RUclipsrs supports one of my favorite RUclipsrs!

  • @secondghost
    @secondghost 7 лет назад +886

    That poor mother just wasted money of some pseudo science garbage.

    • @ParticlePrime
      @ParticlePrime 7 лет назад +130

      FlyingShazbot You're assuming she exists in the first place.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 7 лет назад +36

      its not pseudo science its pseudo engineering.

    • @utrak
      @utrak 7 лет назад +44

      he played the autism card

    • @Nebulaoblivion
      @Nebulaoblivion 7 лет назад +59

      Lets be real, she probably doesnt exist.

    • @thisistheendpt2
      @thisistheendpt2 7 лет назад +18

      FlyingShazbot no mother. BS sob story to make people feel guilty.

  • @gantagavin
    @gantagavin 3 года назад +6

    It is 2021 and no bracelet ever shipped (yet). Just superb

  • @vale.antoni
    @vale.antoni 6 месяцев назад +3

    "I donated $250 of my own money, so you won't be able to."

  • @DennyAJD
    @DennyAJD 6 лет назад +819

    the ONLY Cicret Barecelet update for 2018 is: Where is Guillaume? 😜

    • @ro_yo_mi
      @ro_yo_mi 5 лет назад +1

      I think he left Cicret and went to work for Glowforge.

  • @Drummer1475
    @Drummer1475 7 лет назад +217

    The website no longer works...what a surprise!

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 7 лет назад +41

      It took me to a wordpress account and then said the connection was not secured. OOPS.

    • @quinten157
      @quinten157 6 лет назад +5

      Lol, their dns contract probably got too expensive.

    • @ezekielfitz777
      @ezekielfitz777 5 лет назад +12

      While attempting to visit the cicret website on my iPhone, i got a warning that the site could steal personal and economic information and that the site should be closed.

    • @JMulvy
      @JMulvy 5 лет назад +4

      Likely, the site stopped getting maintained a while ago, and old security flaws that new versions of WordPress have safeguarded against, are still currently available to exploit on that site, and have been exploited... which is why firewalls now flag it.

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock 2 года назад +2

    3:30
    Hey, that's exactly what my parents said when I was born!

  • @ArtamisBot
    @ArtamisBot 3 года назад +1

    I find it really funny that after you posted your video and it gained a bunch of traction they were forced to remove the timeline and change up their monetary tactics

  • @otesunki
    @otesunki 5 лет назад +473

    Idea: use two cicret bracletets to get rid of inverse square law

  • @zandersuniverse446
    @zandersuniverse446 5 лет назад +94

    *legend has it he hasn’t gotten the bracelet yet.*

  • @lolumad3462
    @lolumad3462 16 дней назад +2

    2024, still waiting…

  • @jacquibell7489
    @jacquibell7489 4 года назад +3

    August 2020 and I've just seen these bracelets advertised on eBay!! High-End Bluetooth Bracelet...
    I thought it was too good to be true. So glad I did some research before ordering 🥺

  • @AJ-kj1go
    @AJ-kj1go 7 лет назад +293

    I'm a brand new sub here. Why does this smart man dress up like an idiot and why do I love it?

    • @ScariestGhost
      @ScariestGhost 7 лет назад +70

      Thomas Middleton you just kinda answered your own question right there.

    • @ScariestGhost
      @ScariestGhost 7 лет назад +32

      Thomas Middleton you just kinda answered your own question right there.

    • @ultralightmeme8972
      @ultralightmeme8972 7 лет назад +52

      Thomas Middleton you just kinda answered your own question right there.

    • @ultralightmeme8972
      @ultralightmeme8972 7 лет назад +51

      Thomas Middleton you just kinda answered your own question right there.

    • @mariawhite7337
      @mariawhite7337 7 лет назад +53

      Thomas Middleton smart man dresses like he does because we are not worthy of his naked chrome flesh. Remember, love with your heart use your head for everything else. And witness me, will will ride into Valhalla all shiny and Chrome!!!

  • @janLilin
    @janLilin 5 лет назад +48

    August 2019 update:
    The last hint of any kind of message or update was from July 2017, which said all the money they gathered was to make a single prototype and show it off to engineers. They've now decided to move on to a new model* for god knows what reason. Their website isn't secure anymore and hasn't been for 427 days at the time of writing.
    Let's also not forget about these prototypes they said they were sending out. They're bulky, awful-looking mini projectors made somewhere in China.
    TL;DR: They stole about 550 grand from gullible idiots.

  • @adg648
    @adg648 28 дней назад +4

    It's probably time for another update!

  • @cordycat9798
    @cordycat9798 4 года назад +2

    No comments on the dedication of completely doing his hands and arms and shaving an arm for this video haha, dammit Captain D, you're awesome

  • @RITgaming
    @RITgaming 7 лет назад +319

    I just got my Cicrut in the mail and it's better than my iPhone, not only can it do everything they said in the funding campaign, it also cured all my diseases and can cook dinner for me.

    • @ultravioletreeper7630
      @ultravioletreeper7630 6 лет назад +20

      RunItThrice and it makes French Fries

    • @ruslan10
      @ruslan10 6 лет назад +1

      That’s great, now I’m excited for mine to come in the post

    • @methoxide8964
      @methoxide8964 6 лет назад +11

      Mine came via ICBM; their presentation really was quite a blast.

    • @rif42
      @rif42 6 лет назад

      @RIT; Oh! That sounds better than the Sumsing Turbo 3000 smartphone.

    • @JimBobe
      @JimBobe 6 лет назад

      I call bs