One time maybe 3 years ago I replied to a comment that had fake buttons, I made a JOKE saying why don’t the buttons work, and I STILL get replies saying r/whoosh
I’m autistic. (And suck sometimes at distinguishing between what is sarcasm/satire) my biggest fear is I am going to end up on one of these subreddits 😂
Just try to remember who made an embarrassing comment on reddit last, don't remember any, so realize that it's only 5 minutes of shame. The same as a real funny joke is also only 5 minutes of fame. After that everything is forgotten and nobody cares anymore except for the weirdos that has no hobbies and makes a figure out of every contributor.
1. fishes DO drown 2. sharks need to be moving constantly or they drown (refer to number 1 for if fish can drown) 3. people mop the ceiling. you can't top us 4. I fold my paper and plastic dishes. 5. I wash things with soap. but soap gets dirty so I need to clean the soap with sponge 6. paper is yummy
When people act like they’re more intelligent than the person they’re arguing with when starting petty fights on the internet is infinitely more pathetic
random fact: 5 second ads ARE slower than the skippables by half a second they often show 6 if you are on certain devices, because its closer to 6 seconds than it is 5 however with the skippables it is truly 5 seconds and can be skipped the same time it turns 5 seconds in conclusion, 5 second ads fucking suck
3:07 tbf I'd just go along with it cause it's funny. Like if I ask if my friend died cause they just randomly stopped texting back, they'll respond with "yea" and I'll just go "oh well that sucks"
Before I get jumped because people have lives and can't always text back, yes I do understand, just usually that time period was never a couple hours until that point
9:55 actually, fish can actually drown by lack of oxygen on water. You also can mop the ceiling, because no one says is wrong. you can fold some type of dishes, like the plastic ones, there is one type that allows you to fold the dishes to save storage on the house. And yes! you can eat your dogs homework!
@@EmilMujanovic-l4y you can wash soap, if its liquid soap, you will probably need chemicals to clean it fully. But if it's a solid soap, it's pretty easy, just some water.
1:05 I don't know what it is, but *every* Elon Musk fan is like this. You absolutely can not make a joke or criticize the dude without getting an absolute fest of a speech
@@yourweirdplant well I earn more than about 90% of the population. Why should I stop them mocking me? There was a great children story about the emperor that had no clothes on. Reminds me of that.
I have a friend who’s an Elon Musk fan irl. He just acts like he’s some sort of omnipotent, omniscient immortal being or some shit and he can’t be criticized. He also supports all of his causes (yes, including the questionable ones) and constantly tries pushing his beliefs onto us. God he’s weird.
It's actually a common misconception that Isaac Newton invented gravity, what actually happened is that Albert Einstein learnt how to time travel, which then let Albert Einstein invent gravity by going back in time. Then, Isaac Newton discovered it.
to this day in scared of making a joke, someone plays into the joke by acting confused and making reference, and my dumbass explains the joke for them so they dont feel left out
If he replied r/wooosh to someone saying that photoshop is for editing photos and not selling them, then his wooosh would be just. However he didn’t, so it isn’t.
i am completely under the impression that half of the people are in on the joke themselves but other people thought they missed the joke cause how they text when they didn't, so half of the people who post on r/wooosh missed the joke themselves and by my logic i could be missing the joke too 💀
man, those people trying to correct a "bc" meme and not knowing that the meme is actually accurate, when the years state BC you count it backwards, it's like negative numbers, cause it comes before year 1 AC lmao
These types of people are the ones to take a toy airplane away from a kid playing with it because they were raised with only math homework and are allergic to fun. Because they can’t have fun, they ruin others fun. And because they choose the math homework and don’t play with toys they think they’re smarter. The point is they hate their lives because they can’t laugh at anything or have a bit of fun. They’re too busy wasting their lives away instead of living a bit. A balance between work and play is something that’s very important and these people don’t seem to understand that.
25:50 Actually, I'm taking Thermo right now, and the idea that the pressure would blow their head off is really funny. The atmosphere has a pressure of 15 psi. That doesn't sound like a lot, but it's 15 pounds per square INCH. And our bodies adapted to that. So on the moon, it would actually be a lack of pressure that kills you. (Assuming you don't die from a vast plethora of other things)
The first one is just fixing the joke though? If you open a photo shop, you arent buying things, you're selling things. You're selling things from your photo shop
The "8 inaccuracies on one hand" nailed me. I know we're meant to be laughing at the people who don't get the joke. But the joke itself was funnier to me.
I still have all my old consoles including 1 phat and 1 slim ps2 (I would give the slim away but I don't have any extra controllers or a power supply cable)
@@plaguedr.crowvin3349 I live in vt, but if you're able to get a controller and power supply then I can send it to a a post office (also if the disc reader fails, I believe you can use anything). Also I don't want anything for it since I don't want it, although it would be a few months before I would be able to ship it.
Interesting tidbit about 1:11:37 the van Gogh joke only works with an English bastardization of his actual name. In Dutch, the G and Ch sound the same. And that sound is most similar to the sound of something nasty dislodging and discharging from your wind pipe.
14:58 It was less of a "woooosh" and more of a "Oh, I get it now.". Your average woooosh is like "NoOoOoOo, YoU'rE aLl IdIoTs, Go ReAd A bOoK!😭", while this was like "Hehe, I get the joke now.".
I don't mean to sound like a nerd, but at 9:52, fishes in the ocean are able to drown. For example: If a fish normally lives in the Twilight Zone and ends up in the Sunlight Zone, the change in temperature and salt levels can kill the fish, technically making it drown. Again, I don't mean to sound like a nerd. Hope this helps if anyone needs anything! 😊
24:54 plus in some states in the us he could be strait up drinking beer and still not breaking the law as long as his parents said it was ok and that he is in his house.
34:34 Yeah.. uhh, there’s a difference between cookies and biscuits, for example, in the uk we don’t call Oreo’s biscuits, we know those are cookies, and we call stuff chocolate chip cookies cookies too biscuits are just plain flat cookies basically
1:14:13 Holy shit, I love how he mistook the Antworten as the different replier's name. It's exactly like the Prawo Jazdy case in Ireland, which just means "Driving Licence"
31:06 technically Henry Stickman is anime. since all anime is, is a shortened name for Animation. King of the Hill is anime, Spongebob is an anime. and so on.
@@ryanmarkel1298 some people say that yes, but they are wrong. they just dont want to accept that the literal only difference is where they are made but that they are technically the exact same thing conceptually
One time maybe 3 years ago I replied to a comment that had fake buttons, I made a JOKE saying why don’t the buttons work, and I STILL get replies saying r/whoosh
lol
r5whoosh
r/whoosh
Deserved
r/whoosh CONTINUE THE TREND!
I’m autistic. (And suck sometimes at distinguishing between what is sarcasm/satire) my biggest fear is I am going to end up on one of these subreddits 😂
As an autistic person I agree
@@littleterrors5561 like part of me wonders if most of these people are autistic/neurodivergent as well.
real
Just try to remember who made an embarrassing comment on reddit last, don't remember any, so realize that it's only 5 minutes of shame. The same as a real funny joke is also only 5 minutes of fame. After that everything is forgotten and nobody cares anymore except for the weirdos that has no hobbies and makes a figure out of every contributor.
No, no, me too
1. fishes DO drown
2. sharks need to be moving constantly or they drown (refer to number 1 for if fish can drown)
3. people mop the ceiling. you can't top us
4. I fold my paper and plastic dishes.
5. I wash things with soap. but soap gets dirty so I need to clean the soap with sponge
6. paper is yummy
paper is yummy but the teacher will probably still kill me if they saw the book like that...
O my gosh you're so right
The paper is even more yummy with condiments 😋
YOU CANT EAT PAPER!!1!11!!1 (someone r/wooosh this)
@@scribbycrabbyyyy (i got u) R/wooosh
When people act like they’re more intelligent than the person they’re arguing with when starting petty fights on the internet is infinitely more pathetic
Fr
Really? I didn't know that
True
if blind how reply
@@亻丨 lol
random fact: 5 second ads ARE slower than the skippables by half a second
they often show 6 if you are on certain devices, because its closer to 6 seconds than it is 5
however with the skippables it is truly 5 seconds and can be skipped the same time it turns 5 seconds
in conclusion, 5 second ads fucking suck
@@DerangedPacman
Correction, ads in general suck
What even is the point of making longer ads if literally every single person in the world presses Skip as soon as they can
@@arch4053well very few times (Very very very few) I was actually interested in ads, so I somewhat don’t and somewhat do agree
@@arch4053 The point of making them longer is to get more money, and to(o(?) (probably) waste human lifespan via stress of random fucking ads :D
If I get a 5 second ad as opposed to a shippable ad I will scream:
I JUST WASTED 0.50 SECONDS BECAUSE OF AN UNSKIPPABLE AD! ABSOLUTELY UNPLAYABLE!
How do people not get jokes sometimes Bru 😭
Like this guy is so underrated fr
3:07 tbf I'd just go along with it cause it's funny. Like if I ask if my friend died cause they just randomly stopped texting back, they'll respond with "yea" and I'll just go "oh well that sucks"
Before I get jumped because people have lives and can't always text back, yes I do understand, just usually that time period was never a couple hours until that point
I ask them if I can have their stuff when they say yeah
@@prototypex8217 r
32:11 "You insufferable canteloupe" has got to be the best insult I've ever heard. I'm adding that to my vocabulary.
15:51 why is it so funny the way its said
"Sarcasm, MotherF**ker do you speak it" oh my god.
Fr I can’t stop laughing
46:37
Thumbnail timestamp, for your culture.
He knew
9:55 actually, fish can actually drown by lack of oxygen on water. You also can mop the ceiling, because no one says is wrong. you can fold some type of dishes, like the plastic ones, there is one type that allows you to fold the dishes to save storage on the house. And yes! you can eat your dogs homework!
"Yeah, chew on that for a while." - Strong Bad
i was looking everywhere for you my hero
What about the sponge
You my friend, are a legend
@@EmilMujanovic-l4y you can wash soap, if its liquid soap, you will probably need chemicals to clean it fully. But if it's a solid soap, it's pretty easy, just some water.
1:05
I don't know what it is, but *every* Elon Musk fan is like this. You absolutely can not make a joke or criticize the dude without getting an absolute fest of a speech
Aren't those just chatbots? I feel like I've silenced a few far too easily with some common logic.
@@gentuxablenah, a lot of them go "but he's the richest man in the world haha you're making fun of the richest man in the world"
Not everyone of them, but the ones on Instagram and tiktok definetly
@@yourweirdplant well I earn more than about 90% of the population. Why should I stop them mocking me? There was a great children story about the emperor that had no clothes on. Reminds me of that.
I have a friend who’s an Elon Musk fan irl. He just acts like he’s some sort of omnipotent, omniscient immortal being or some shit and he can’t be criticized. He also supports all of his causes (yes, including the questionable ones) and constantly tries pushing his beliefs onto us. God he’s weird.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo." The minster says "me too!"
Ah yes, one and half hour of people acting like berdly, from the hit game "DELTARUNE". What a masterpiece
ok
0:01 - 1:36:21is the best part
I'm 100% sure half these posts were people playing along and dont belong on r/whoooosh.... Don't you dare flippin whoosh me for this.
Why did I read that as "100% of half of these posts..."
@@FnafObessedFae weed brain?
@@meta7396 Probably.
r/whoosh
@@Conner-s3r r/itswooooshwith4osandnoh
14:18 Bro never learnt how to pick up a joke😂
It's actually a common misconception that Isaac Newton invented gravity, what actually happened is that Albert Einstein learnt how to time travel, which then let Albert Einstein invent gravity by going back in time. Then, Isaac Newton discovered it.
You fool. The joke was that he thought he INVENTED gravity, when he just discovered it.
@@Lalalalalalalall4093 oh no
It’s scary how many people are like this
you haven’t even watched half of the vid😭
That person who didn't get the salt joke was So Dium
*Badum tsch*
beautiful
6:05 That's actually a PS2 and a folder.
to this day in scared of making a joke, someone plays into the joke by acting confused and making reference, and my dumbass explains the joke for them so they dont feel left out
25:33 just had me rolling honestly because that pic is taken by the members from the band Rammstein (my favorite band)😭😭
The first guy who commented r/woooosh on the joke about photoshop was wooooshing himself.
uh...
who's gonna explain it to lilybelle..
If he replied r/wooosh to someone saying that photoshop is for editing photos and not selling them, then his wooosh would be just. However he didn’t, so it isn’t.
I'd argue the reply getting wooshed is a tad funnier than the post
@@J-F_BeyBros "if you OPEN a photoshop, you have to sell the photos" keyword: open
6:50 the fact he didn’t mention the usernames, they are the best part
0:00 ○------------------- 1:36:00
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@@QuaxtonFR I love this audio, although, is there by chance a visual recreation?
@@D3rPMa5ter its me Quaxton
doesn't work (j)
Why doesnt it work?? smh
It doesn't work 😦
18:02 for all of you wondering, the answer to that question would be around 1930ish.
i am completely under the impression that half of the people are in on the joke themselves but other people thought they missed the joke cause how they text when they didn't, so half of the people who post on r/wooosh missed the joke themselves and by my logic i could be missing the joke too 💀
6:11 genuinely almost died laughing and form choking on Powerade 🤣
If cancer is as bad as they say it, then WHY isn't there any cure of it???
Agree! One time a cancer bit me at the beach! They should start doing something
r/whoosh
I hate cancers too my "friend" is one and is very annoying he is stuck on my back and I cant get him off
@@matthewelliott7294r/pointlesswhoosh
And we hate the way this world has become but there aint no cure for it 😔👍 /ref
9:51 The fact that fishes do drown when not in water makes this a lot funnier.
28:11 ✨Lobster tales, lobster tales, it‘s almost time for lobster tales✨
Classic.
This subreddit makes me feel so much better about myself
man, those people trying to correct a "bc" meme and not knowing that the meme is actually accurate, when the years state BC you count it backwards, it's like negative numbers, cause it comes before year 1 AC lmao
you mean ad after death
These types of people are the ones to take a toy airplane away from a kid playing with it because they were raised with only math homework and are allergic to fun. Because they can’t have fun, they ruin others fun. And because they choose the math homework and don’t play with toys they think they’re smarter.
The point is they hate their lives because they can’t laugh at anything or have a bit of fun. They’re too busy wasting their lives away instead of living a bit.
A balance between work and play is something that’s very important and these people don’t seem to understand that.
7:40 it’s alright Mozart finally be dropping his next peice
53:59 The speaker sounds like someone from EmKay
@@Cheater0809 For real, like how did EmKay get such good voice acting?
Voice acting is so good nowadays
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I’m waiting for a notification
Oh Godred, here come the wooooshees.
he works for emkay dingus!!!☝🤣
Watched this video after a hard day at work love you emkay I’m so tired
I replied to someone with 'r/wooosh' and they criticised me on the amount of O‘s I used out of spite
3 or 4 max, above that it's just haughtiness (yep, I just learned that word today and I'm proud of it).
I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do.
I’m perplexed.
Lmao thats insane
r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh@@C4s3yJon3s
@46:38 thats jess greenberg for those wondering
Fun fact: fish can drown! If there isnt enough oxygen in the tank they absolutely will drown
is that drowing or choking?
9:49 "sorry i have to go iron my dog" is one i use often
25:50 Actually, I'm taking Thermo right now, and the idea that the pressure would blow their head off is really funny. The atmosphere has a pressure of 15 psi. That doesn't sound like a lot, but it's 15 pounds per square INCH. And our bodies adapted to that. So on the moon, it would actually be a lack of pressure that kills you. (Assuming you don't die from a vast plethora of other things)
I’m left handed. I am a figment of my own imagination.
so you only exist when you are home alone?
getting woooshed is my worst nightmare
these videos just make me mad idk why i watch this in the first place
Santa Claus is probably claustrophobic, considering that his job involves going into billions of chimneys.
My toaster has a camera on it....
Yeah, actually quite common, it's a sensor to detect when the toast is done to the setting you selected iirc
@@yourweirdplant it was £15 from tescos
@@Ethereal_cheeseburgeryou'll be surprised at what more expensive ones can do then
8:31 actually the funniest thing I’ve heard in my entire life
The first one is just fixing the joke though?
If you open a photo shop, you arent buying things, you're selling things.
You're selling things from your photo shop
You also didn't get the joke
r/woooosh
The "8 inaccuracies on one hand" nailed me. I know we're meant to be laughing at the people who don't get the joke. But the joke itself was funnier to me.
1:36:22 is absolutely hilarious
No, 1:36:23 funnier
@@HaKilly I rewatched it and you’re right, I almost died laughing
@@Andis-I Nuh uh, 1:36:24 is MUCH better and funnier
@@SemiC0l0gn3 What do you mean, it was absolutely heartbreaking
@@Andis-I Not as heartbreaking as 1:36:25
6:06 thats a Ps2 doud you got lucky those things are hard to find for me and ive been looking for one.
I still have all my old consoles including 1 phat and 1 slim ps2 (I would give the slim away but I don't have any extra controllers or a power supply cable)
@@DontStealMyNoEffortName if you live in pittsfield ma then ill pay $75 in quaters (yes i know im looking for a job) NOT JOKING BTW!
@@plaguedr.crowvin3349 I live in vt, but if you're able to get a controller and power supply then I can send it to a a post office (also if the disc reader fails, I believe you can use anything). Also I don't want anything for it since I don't want it, although it would be a few months before I would be able to ship it.
avocado
5:40 THAT IS JONNY SINS THAT IS THE MAN WITH A THOUSAND JOBS AND MAKES “movies”
the bts one was too funny i had to put my phone down for a second🤣
0:04 The comment was an extra joke
Who paused on the thumbnail to admire the guitar?
Fish CAN drown!
No! Fish have literally evolved to live in water! Maybe educate yourself next time!
@@xenophanesbreadstick8782well actually fish can technically drown when they’re in different zones of the ocean because the salt level is different
@@xenophanesbreadstick8782 what if there's no oxygen in the water, smart*ss
@CelestialFrog676 be careful youre in the comments of a whoosh video youre being owned
My favorite threat “I will drown your fish”
Interesting tidbit about 1:11:37 the van Gogh joke only works with an English bastardization of his actual name. In Dutch, the G and Ch sound the same. And that sound is most similar to the sound of something nasty dislodging and discharging from your wind pipe.
Okay but like genuine question,whats the joke on thumbnail mean?
I dont get it
They put it on full screen so her badonkadonks are bigger
8:54 As a left handed person this is a true statement
the very first post and we're off to an amazing start with an obvious double whoosh, possibly triple if the third guy was joking too
These people are literally parents who has kids who doesnt know anything or they didnt learn sarcasm yet
Excuse me!?!? I do not have a kid and I know sarcasm and I'm not a parent!
18:00 more than 8 billion now! (CRAZY NUMBERS!)
14:58 It was less of a "woooosh" and more of a "Oh, I get it now.". Your average woooosh is like "NoOoOoOo, YoU'rE aLl IdIoTs, Go ReAd A bOoK!😭", while this was like "Hehe, I get the joke now.".
The title should have been "Reddit Addicts who don't get sarcasm"
I always thought "smh" means "somehow" and it confused me so often when it didn't fit with context
I don't mean to sound like a nerd, but at 9:52, fishes in the ocean are able to drown. For example: If a fish normally lives in the Twilight Zone and ends up in the Sunlight Zone, the change in temperature and salt levels can kill the fish, technically making it drown. Again, I don't mean to sound like a nerd. Hope this helps if anyone needs anything! 😊
7:40
nah, mozart aint quiet he dropped a new song
why does it feel so wholesome when they realize they made a mistake in the screenshot
24:54 plus in some states in the us he could be strait up drinking beer and still not breaking the law as long as his parents said it was ok and that he is in his house.
15:54
ROBIN'S VOICE HERE IS GOLD! 😂
I enjoyed that too.
29:39 whats funny is that that could be sarcasm and we wouldnt know lmao
3:59 Bro my friend did this to me once 💀
34:34 Yeah.. uhh, there’s a difference between cookies and biscuits, for example, in the uk we don’t call Oreo’s biscuits, we know those are cookies, and we call stuff chocolate chip cookies cookies too biscuits are just plain flat cookies basically
In the UK they actually call all food biscuits
15:54 bro turned into Daniel thrasher for a second😂
9:36 - 9:50 Had me rolling, especially the last three 💀💀
Man, if only there was a way to express my enjoyment of seeing people make fools of themselves. Guess I’ll just look out my window instead
3:52 sounds like we made a *knew* type of wood
11:54 me: then wheres uranus?
Them: wdym?
Me: OH YEAH YOU DONT HAVE-
Video: *hard boiled eggs come up*
Me: *currently eating hard boiled eggs*
1:15 "how hard do you wanna glaze elon musk?"
Him: yes 🗿
6:32 actually yeah as sometimes teams pay eachother to cheat and it usually becomes a scandal
While I too get Wooshed sometimes, like probably everyone every now and then, it always hurts more when you see someone else getting wooshed
i had to stop watching this like 10 minutes in my drowning started to fish
1:38 lmao not only did he not get the joke ,he didnt get how history time period works either.
1:06 he did what he was explaining not to do
8:47 this one took me a minute 😭
The covid warning 😭
im pretty sure a few, if not a lot, of these could also go in r/confidentlyincorrect
1:14:13 Holy shit, I love how he mistook the Antworten as the different replier's name. It's exactly like the Prawo Jazdy case in Ireland, which just means "Driving Licence"
9:00 look, I’m left handed, I use the mouse on the right hand, and I plan to make a left handed keyboard because it would be better
I come to this subreddit for the awesome jokes.
Oh my god Lexi is back?! I thought she left the channel im so happy that she came back yaaay.
7:25 that joke is sooooooooo bad but it made me crack up soooo hard HAHAHAHAHA...
You ever have that little fear in the back of your head that you were put in an r/woooooosh post?
0:32 glad I’m not the only one who does this
0:07 lol, the one saying "r/whoosh" is the one to be r/whoosh'ed 😂
31:06 technically Henry Stickman is anime. since all anime is, is a shortened name for Animation. King of the Hill is anime, Spongebob is an anime. and so on.
Actually some people say that anime must originate from Japan
(I searched up and yes you’re right, but it is called “western anime”)
@@ryanmarkel1298 some people say that yes, but they are wrong. they just dont want to accept that the literal only difference is where they are made but that they are technically the exact same thing conceptually