Face wrestlers crawl at the pace of snails when trying to make a high-drama tag in a tag team match, but somehow manage to jump like a kangaroo on cocaine the second they hear a heel make a tag at the other side of the ring.
More like: Big Show's punches to the face didn't really do that much damage back in the days, but all of a sudden it's a "WMD". And somehow from that day on Big Show refrains from punching people in the face unless he wants to finishe the match. He can win every match with a single blow but he is just too nice to do that :)
Actually, Big Show never punches people in the face regularly, only body shots. His only face punch is the WMD, which makes sense as it'd be tough to believe anyone could withstand repeated strikes to the face from Big Show.
So wrestlers can end referees with merely a tap, and celebrities regularly humiliate wrestlers physically. Does that mean that celebrities can kill referees by just being near them?
I really had to suspend disbelief in 1995 at a RAW taping. William Shatner (who was 64 at the time) was promoting his TekWar show that followed RAW. Of course he got involved and beat up several wrestlers. Yes, a 64-year old actor beat up several wrestlers. Because, wrestling! That's why!
Heel wrestlers are cowards and always run away from a fight, but when those same wrestlers turn face, they instantly become fearless and always ready to fight! No matter how tough the opponent is.
Even dumber that at hell in a cell ryback was face and cm punk was heel punk was coward and ryback was monster who punk was scared of.. very next year hell in a cell same 2 guys but reversed punk was face now and brave while ryback was heel and all of a sudden scared of cm punk... dumb
Perhaps related to the ladder thing but being in a steel cage makes you forget how to walk through a door. Seriously, in any cage match walking through an open door becomes the hardest possible thing in the world.
Cage matches can be really dumb. I gave up on following wrestling for a while, after the cage match between John Cena and Bray Wyatt at Extreme Rules 2014. Not only Cena climbed back into the cage several times for no apparent reason, but somehow a little kid standing at the door, singing some stupid song stopped him from just going through the door. How is this even possible? It's not like he had to push the kid out of the way to leave the cage. There was plenty of space to go around the kid.
Ever heard of a "wake-up" - taunt? And in the logic of Wrestling(!!), until the finisher comes you should be blown away enough to forget where you are or how your mother's name is so you could not see that coming even if it's an actual airplane flying towards you
My favorite wrestling 'fact' is that there are portals to other dimensions underneath the ring, particularly a portal to hell. Which dimension you go to/or coming from is effected by your trajectory coming to or leaving underneath the ring. Also: All coffins are magical.
Once they climb the ladder during a ladder match, the wrestlers have to stop and remember how to unhook a clasp. Or get distracted and ignore the prize by jumping off to get on top of someone.
I don't remember what match it was, but Stone Cold was a special guest referee, someone lightly bumped into him and he was out for like 5 mins. Stone Cold knocked out by a tiny bump for 5 mins!!! WTF?
It's the shirts. Ref shirts are so tight they restrict your blood flow and render you almost useless. Not only able to be downed for 5 minutes by someone sneezing nearby, but also becoming partially deaf and losing your peripheral vision.
11.... big show is trust worthy 12...a fresh heel suddenly becomes friends with other heels 13... wrestlers are bound in the ring when they encounter BS (example..... you just lost cuz your opponent cheated and now you wanna smash his face in? WELL YOU CANT BECAUSE OF THOSE THREE ROPES HOLDING YOU BACK)
Don't forget that the refs are uncapable of hearing chairshots when they are being distracted by outside interference, and refs never disqualify someone when a wrestler doesn't stop doing "x action" on the 5 count.
The very fact that Undertaker can do gimmicky, unbelievable things such as possess people and perform sacrifices and return from the dead etc. etc. is a testament to Mark Calaway and whoever helped along the way (Paul Bearer , Vince McMahon, etc.) Undertaker is truly one of the greatest characters ever, if not the greatest depending on your perspective. Mine? he is the greatest of all time.
The Rock has only 4 moves: People's Elbow, Samoan drop, Spinebuster, Rock Bottom. He has one of the worst finisher of all time (People's Elbow), and one of the most shitty sharpshooter of all time. Better perfomer my ass....
+Gregory Retzepis At least Taker has more than 4 moves and also why the fuck does it matter if the gimmick is corny ? IT'S FUCKING WRESTLING EVERYTHING IN THIS SPORT IS CORNY AS FUCK.
You forgot the most important crazy fact - Crawling on the mat to tag your teammate is harder than crawling in the mud under barb wire. Seriously?! Every F***ing time?!
What about when they're trying to make a tag but they're just crawling painfully slow until the other guy makes it to their corner then he has this sudden burst of energy.
Could adapt that into this: EVERY SINGLE TAG MATCH has the stereotypical 'tag in then comeback' sequence. It's literally just the face team getting beat up, then fan-favourite that hasn't been in match for ages gets tagged in, hits his comeback then signature, then finisher, then they win.
What about the Irish Whip? Why do they keep running when the other guy lets go? It's pretty much the building structure of "wrestling" matches and has been there since the very beginning, and yet people never stop running until the hit either a turnbuckle or the ropes or a barricade or pretty much anything that would impede they're path of voluntarily running. It's the number 1 most nonsensical thing about "wrestling" and yet it doesn't get much attention for how dumb it is
Anything and Everything in a wrestler's hand can be a deadly weapon, from a Styrofoam head to a microphone to a kitchen sink, but especially a steel chair is a weapon of mass destruction with every part being folded 10 times. Even holding a chair will instill fear in your enemy. And related to above, steel steps weight at least 3 tonnes.
when HBK hit the sweet chin music without triple h the opponet will fall buttt if triple h was around the opponet will turn to him to get a pedigre...:)
How about how you are mortal enemies with your boss but somehow, someway the do not fire you but they keep giving you championship shots (John Cena, Roman Reigns or any top babyface...)
The concept of heel authority figures is inherently silly because of how many holes their writing has. If the evil boss really hated someone, they'd either fire them, make them wrestle the entire roster, or simply never give them title shots or big match opportunities ever again. Heel boss characters really needs to go away for a good while.
Except for when Edge smacks him in the back of the head with brass knuckles at Summerslam lol. JR's call that night was amazing....stunned silence .... 1, 2, 3 "Son of a b*****!" lolololol
yeah Cena ALWAYS kicks out at 2...except for when he lost to Eddie Lesnar Taker Randy Orton Edge Batista Kevin Owens Wade Barret Cm Punk Daniel Bryan The Rock Miz Del Rio Kevin Federline Sheamus but yeah...he ALWAYS kicks out at 2
Survivor _Gaming exactly. Like don't get me wrong, Cena winning did get tiresome after awhile but people exaggerate it a lot. Most people just bash Cena for the likes now. Its kinda pathetic
A big pet peeve of mine is the Royal Rumble. Numerous guys in the ring and all of a sudden its so hard to send them out of the ring. And the guys who the camera is not on just plays paddy cake with each other.
During the Royal Rumble, why don't superstars ever get eliminated while new entrants' themes are playing? The superstars just "rest", rather than using the opportunity to eliminate their opponents.
THINGS THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE IN WRESTLING · Attention span of referees and wrestlers · Fragility of referees · Quantity and quality of cameramen (they are EVERYWHERE and get a good shot of EVERYTHING) · In-ring outfits of a lot of wrestlers · It takes 2 people to surround a 4-sided ring · "Surprise" entrance musics (it's almost like each wrestler carries a chip that triggers the music automatically) · Memory of both fans and commentators (Remember Michael McGillicutty?) · Escapes from most holds · Irish whips (auto-run, turn-around and auto-run again, sometimes run against somebody about to attack you) · Timing of finishers (from no hype to several minutes needed) · Damage of finishers (Hulk Hogan's leg drop kills you but can kick out of other much harsher ones) · Damage variability of the same finisher (during a promo, TV match or PPV match) · Resistance to being hit by an object (if they were legit, fatalities would happen in WWE) · Mocking someone halfway through a match (JUST KILL HIM ALREADY!)
You forgot that clapping and/or cheering can "power up" a face, rendering them temporarily invulnerable, five times stronger, and momentarily immune to damage and pain.
***** No but thats what makes it even dumber. Barbed wire ropes matches show that every wrestler is totally capable of stopping themselves before they hit the ropes.. yet never do in normal matches
If you watch wrestling while high (or cannibus of course), if watch matches closely you can almost see everything single wrestler call their moves and do them so discretely. It's amazing
I would disagree, in fact I remember John Cena as the special guest referee, in a match Barret vs Cm punk one with the nexus and one with the core and he was actually the one to put hands on them first, and he didn't seem to be that fragile
+Chef Mcgee Being the face of the company gives Cena immunity to the magical powers of the black/white striped shirt. I mean they couldn't have "Mr. Never Give Up, Kick Out At Two" Super Cena fall to a light bump in front of all his child fans, "am I right lad"? Anyways, it doesn't seem that Shawn Michaels (who was supposed one of the most durable men in sports entertainment) doesn't have that immunity.
don't forget that the top babyface at times seems to have the durability of superman, the fighting ability of Batman, and somehow can never lose without some bad circumstance. Then somehow show up the very next night a-ok lol.
Every time someone cheats and the referee does not see it, and just because the ref did not see it, the heels take the victory and run home. Why can't the referee ask them to show a fucking replay and make his decision after seeing it?
#11 Doing a fist pump and standing up whilst in a sleeper hold gives the victim of the move the ability to resist the discomfort of being being violently choked and to easily get out of it. However this only works after playing dead and letting said arm drop lifeless for two counts first.
#12 If propelled forward with a pull on the arm and a push on the back, humans continue to travel in that direction until they hit a solid object or encounter some ropes (in which case they'll turn around, bounce off them and run back the other way).
One for the list: Depending on the convenience, you can either knock down a men with a single punch or have a 30 minutes battle with the same men (and use thousands of the same punch and other techniques).
Finishing moves, that was actually the first thing I struggled with as a kid watching wrestling, it just didn't make sense to me how the Rock could drop his elbow on someone's stomach/chest and knock em out but HBK would drop his elbow from the top rope and no one stayed down for more than a few seconds. Finishing moves were the bane of my existence as a kid, I swear to God I remember really going over everything in my head trying to make sense of it and never succeeding.
what about that one nickname that he said in that one video that is now taken down off the internet because they tried to sue what culture when he said "Spooks the ghost lad!"
When a wrestler is Irish whipped into the ropes, he'll bounce off the ropes and sprint towards the opposite side of the ring instead of just stopping like a normal person.
Suhibe Almasry Yeah, I know. It's still dumb. If it was a shoot and you whipped someone into the ropes, they would never bounce and come back at you at a full sprint.
It's called avoiding your chest hitting the ropes because everyone knows that could mean serious injury (same goes for turnbuckles). Sometimes, you can even use the momentum off the ropes to your advantage.
number 11 people running in have 10 times there normal strength number 12 security guards are also made of glass number 13 the authority figures don't just fire the top faces number 14 everything about kane number 15 finishers lose all power at ppvs especially wrestlemania
Opponents will lie and wait for the other to climb the turnbuckle and do a diving elbow, or a people's elbow Wrestler A get distracted by interference from C while B gets ready to deliver the cheap shot on screen, which A can see Referee is mostly dead when touched but revives when he hears a chair shot to the skull or a low blow Undertaker splits Vince McMcmahon in half with one punch, while wrestlers shrug them off Big Bossman receives capital punishment in the middle of the ring for losing WWE is too poor to buy stronger announcer tables, or flat TVs instead of the small heavy 80's black and white screens Can't see the other wrestler coming to attack you on the big screen when leaving the ring, everytime Finishers are normal moves in PPVs, or superstars have 200% health Heels are afraid of faces and leave the ring, especially if the face is pumped up Stone cold stunner makes your brain explode and gives you epilepsy Undertaker waited for Shane 5 minutes to climb on top of the cell, only to regain conscious while he is in mid-air, thanks Taker
Despite the many many MANY ladder matches that wrestlers have watched and/or competed in themselves, it takes a good few ladder setups to realise ‘I need a taller ladder’ or ‘I haven’t positioned the ladder close enough’ or ‘I need to climb higher, I’m only halfway up the ladder’ Wrestlers that can go for 20-30 minute one-on-one matches can sometimes be wiped out in less than 5 minutes, or sometimes even by one move, in the traditional 5-on-5 survivor series match
03:30 of course Vince doesn’t have an office in every building that is kind of funny but when you actually asked the question why he gets to choose who gets to stay and who gets to leave in an arena, I don’t know what it is over across the pond but in America, private property laws apply to someone that has rented a building for something like an event like this and they get to decide who stays and who goes.
+CPC_RedDawn That's what the fans were calling it. But, apparently WWE wants us to call it the New Era. I'm sure that won't run old in about 5 or 6 years.
In fairness to Chris Jericho getting knocked out by Mickey Rourke, Rourke was a professional boxer with a record of 6-0-2 with 4 Knockouts. He also went 27-3 as an amateur.
When a superstar jumps out of the ring to do a high flying move to a crowd of superstars, instead of getting out of the way which they have all the time in the world to do so, they wait for the slightest impact and collapse like bowling pins
When someone does something to royally piss you off (random example - they sleep with your wife) instead of getting in their face immediately after finding out about it you wait an entire week to address them publicly. Talk about delay of impulse gratification.
Wrestlers falling from turnbuckles getting suplex and they kick out But when they fall just from height of a man like in AA or rock bottom they loose it all
you cant aim an hit them and when you do they get up ten seconds later. You have to already have a fucking chair In the ring so you have the chance to hit your opponent while the ref is down
Even when it's scripted in-game for them to get knocked down, they get back up too quickly. There's an animation that sometimes starts a match in 2K16 where the two combatants face off, one goes for a clothesline, the other ducks, and the clothesline takes out the ref. Now the match starts in terms of the player taking control. The spot is a great set up to grab a weapon or brawl outside for bit, in theory, but even if you leave the ring immediately and go to grab a weapon, the ref will be back up on his feet before you can even get back into the ring. It's frustratingly pointless.
Vince being able to have people removed doesn't seem unreasonable to believe. It's his show and he's renting the building for the night, it's up to him how he wants to run things and what he'll tolerate. IRL you will be arrested for trespassing if you jump over the guardrail and into the ring so in kayfabe having people ejected for disrupting his show seems perfectly acceptable.
10- vince mcmahon is the boss 9- vince mcmmahons the boss 8- vince mcmahons the boss 8- sasha banks is paid less than rosa mendes 7- donald trump is a hall of famer 6- dean ambrose isnt a heel lunatic 5- vince is the boss 4 vince is the boss 3 vince is the boss 2 nikki bella is the ongest reigning divas champion 1 vince is he boss
Any Irish whip ever.... Now those are hard to believe. You should do a "use to be finishing moves, now they wouldn't hurt a fly" video. Like HBK/Ziggler=super kick DDP/Orton=DDT PS the RKO and Twist of fate are the same move
Fox if I remember correctly he debuted in the New ECW so a lot of people overlook that he debuted during the Ruthless aggression Era. ECW was the least entertaining show of the 3.
and they acknowledge that punching is not a legal move and can result in DQ.. but almost every wrestler does it in every match and the ref doesnt do anything as if its just fine.
Also apparently the good guys are total assholes, such as the Rock referring to himself in the third person and being super narcissistic, or Enzo Amore being cheered for trying to sleep with another man's wife, or Roman Reigns attempting to murder Braun Strowman with a car after losing a match fair and square. Also, we are supposed to boo heels that are entertaining, charismatic, or totally right in the situation. For instance, Rusev is booed and humiliated despite having the honor and temerity to show national pride and defend his wife when she's attacked or insulted.
Actually, with the Mickey Rourke thing, there's a couple of things, and probably mentioned before this day. He used to be a boxer. He also did The Wrestler as well as I believe Iron Man 2 and The Expendables, within a couple years of each other where he did some stuns and trained with wrestlers for one movie, and had to work out for all three, and is probably in some of the best shape out of all the celebs. Out of all the people on the Celeb list, he's the only one I'd actually have said "Huh, yeah. He could probably beat the piss out of that guy." Because he most likely could. Jericho is a tough guy, but a trained pro boxer knows the sweet spots of most men. He hit Jericho hard, and while it didn't take him out, it made Jericho reel, visibly, because like most people he thought "He's a celeb, he's probably weak." Little did he know, he fucked with The Ram.
These are friigin' brilliant. I'm a fan since the very early 80s and you guys pretty much hit all the head scratching moments but I think you forgot that wrestlers can be mortal enemies for months and then very randomly becaome best friends and running/stable mates on the drop of a dime.
Something I allways have to accept the fact that wrestlers most often interfere in Matches (especially #1-Contender matches) and therefor their Rival gots a DQ win (and becomes #1 Contender). It only happened a few times that somewhat interfered in a match and attacked the opponent of their Rival, so that their Rival gets diqualified.
I think that these type of matches have a really good potential to be a good ones. The interfering does make these matches suck. At one point you're getting interested in watching, and all of a sudden - BAM - DQ!
Face wrestlers crawl at the pace of snails when trying to make a high-drama tag in a tag team match, but somehow manage to jump like a kangaroo on cocaine the second they hear a heel make a tag at the other side of the ring.
EXACTLY!
Kangaroo on cocaine lmfao
... Only for the tag to be a dose of cocaine for the partner who kills everyone on sight
EXACTLY!
stop giving kangaroos cocaine
Any attack to a wrestler during a promo is 10× more devastating than an in-match finisher!
In-match finishers are 10x more devastating than being repeatedly punched in the face.
Yes! Thank you!
Timothy Graham and a finisher during a promo equals out with injury for 3 weeks
A punch in a promo is worth more than 50 in a match
Promos holster no adrenaline
You forgot how Big Show's normal punches don't hurt that much but the WMD knocks you out cold....
Correct placement. That's pretty normal.
think about how much bigger he is...
More like:
Big Show's punches to the face didn't really do that much damage back in the days, but all of a sudden it's a "WMD".
And somehow from that day on Big Show refrains from punching people in the face unless he wants to finishe the match. He can win every match with a single blow but he is just too nice to do that :)
KJH LOL exactly......
Actually, Big Show never punches people in the face regularly, only body shots. His only face punch is the WMD, which makes sense as it'd be tough to believe anyone could withstand repeated strikes to the face from Big Show.
You missed, 'The spanish announcers table will die'
lmaoo. true.
that's not so crazy.
The announce table dies AT LEAST twice a week now the poor thing! 😂😂
So wrestlers can end referees with merely a tap, and celebrities regularly humiliate wrestlers physically. Does that mean that celebrities can kill referees by just being near them?
Craig Churchill mind = *BLOWN*
I really had to suspend disbelief in 1995 at a RAW taping. William Shatner (who was 64 at the time) was promoting his TekWar show that followed RAW. Of course he got involved and beat up several wrestlers. Yes, a 64-year old actor beat up several wrestlers. Because, wrestling! That's why!
Oh man you killed it with the referees 😂
BOII ITS HAROONTV
ikr?
its haroon
I love your video "AND HIS NAME IS ROMAN REIGNS!!!!!!!" (I'M A SUB!!!!)
Adam is just the funniest one XD
Heel wrestlers are cowards and always run away from a fight, but when those same wrestlers turn face, they instantly become fearless and always ready to fight! No matter how tough the opponent is.
I believe that would come under the "wrestlers have very short memories" line, wouldn't it?
Even dumber that at hell in a cell ryback was face and cm punk was heel punk was coward and ryback was monster who punk was scared of.. very next year hell in a cell same 2 guys but reversed punk was face now and brave while ryback was heel and all of a sudden scared of cm punk... dumb
Sami Zayn and Seth entered the chat
Best example seth rollins
Heels are "Evil" but not always cowards
Perhaps related to the ladder thing but being in a steel cage makes you forget how to walk through a door. Seriously, in any cage match walking through an open door becomes the hardest possible thing in the world.
Cage matches can be really dumb. I gave up on following wrestling for a while, after the cage match between John Cena and Bray Wyatt at Extreme Rules 2014. Not only Cena climbed back into the cage several times for no apparent reason, but somehow a little kid standing at the door, singing some stupid song stopped him from just going through the door. How is this even possible? It's not like he had to push the kid out of the way to leave the cage. There was plenty of space to go around the kid.
Maybe he was scared? Who wouldn't sit there in shock
Lol, I HATE cage matches because of this, cage matches are FULL of bullshit.
they dont realize when the opponent is about to do a finisher (shawn michael's loud stomps before sweet chin music)
Dyslexic Mudkip or randy orton's loud banging on the mat before the rko
I still dont know why Randy does that seems stupid
All of Roman’s finishers
@@galesburghighschool341
THAT is stupid.
As if the loud "boo-ahh!" + the entire crowd saying it in unison, was totally surprising to the opponent.
Ever heard of a "wake-up" - taunt? And in the logic of Wrestling(!!), until the finisher comes you should be blown away enough to forget where you are or how your mother's name is so you could not see that coming even if it's an actual airplane flying towards you
My favorite wrestling 'fact' is that there are portals to other dimensions underneath the ring, particularly a portal to hell. Which dimension you go to/or coming from is effected by your trajectory coming to or leaving underneath the ring.
Also: All coffins are magical.
And little peoples court
Once they climb the ladder during a ladder match, the wrestlers have to stop and remember how to unhook a clasp. Or get distracted and ignore the prize by jumping off to get on top of someone.
They hope they'll remember by then... LOL!
Mi Ga Jeff hardy
When a famous wrestler does his return he is invincible at his first appareance and kicks everybody's ass easily!
I don't remember what match it was, but Stone Cold was a special guest referee, someone lightly bumped into him and he was out for like 5 mins. Stone Cold knocked out by a tiny bump for 5 mins!!! WTF?
It's the shirts. Ref shirts are so tight they restrict your blood flow and render you almost useless. Not only able to be downed for 5 minutes by someone sneezing nearby, but also becoming partially deaf and losing your peripheral vision.
Oh, I didn't know that, thanks... But why they wear those shirts then?
+Jack Barrett Vince tells them to
They're stylish.
Lmfao 😂😂😂
That charity message for the referee's is so good, it actually makes me want to donate money
11.... big show is trust worthy
12...a fresh heel suddenly becomes friends with other heels
13... wrestlers are bound in the ring when they encounter BS (example..... you just lost cuz your opponent cheated and now you wanna smash his face in? WELL YOU CANT BECAUSE OF THOSE THREE ROPES HOLDING YOU BACK)
Don't forget that the refs are uncapable of hearing chairshots when they are being distracted by outside interference, and refs never disqualify someone when a wrestler doesn't stop doing "x action" on the 5 count.
The very fact that Undertaker can do gimmicky, unbelievable things such as possess people and perform sacrifices and return from the dead etc. etc. is a testament to Mark Calaway and whoever helped along the way (Paul Bearer , Vince McMahon, etc.) Undertaker is truly one of the greatest characters ever, if not the greatest depending on your perspective. Mine? he is the greatest of all time.
+Gregory Retzepis heath slater > the rock
+Gregory Retzepis are you high
+Gregory Retzepis but it's just a show with actors
The Rock has only 4 moves: People's Elbow, Samoan drop, Spinebuster, Rock Bottom. He has one of the worst finisher of all time (People's Elbow), and one of the most shitty sharpshooter of all time. Better perfomer my ass....
+Gregory Retzepis At least Taker has more than 4 moves and also why the fuck does it matter if the gimmick is corny ? IT'S FUCKING WRESTLING EVERYTHING IN THIS SPORT IS CORNY AS FUCK.
You forgot the most important crazy fact
- Crawling on the mat to tag your teammate is harder than crawling in the mud under barb wire.
Seriously?! Every F***ing time?!
i was wondering about it
Remember when Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair were in tag matches? It would take them 10 years to make a tag.
Fuck..that's a good point
I'm still watching their tag match from 2009 (random date)
Ric started the match and has almost made his first tag.
The power of weed was on Snoop dog side during his matches.
May the smoke be with you, young padawan
Can actually confirm this 🤙🤙
We have the power of mighty joint!
It's super effective!!! I literally laughed out loud at that!!!!!
Roman Reigns still champion booked by Vince Mcmahon!!! I literally laughed laughed out loud at that!!!!!
(plz make adam the new booker)
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What about when they're trying to make a tag but they're just crawling painfully slow until the other guy makes it to their corner then he has this sudden burst of energy.
lmao i know how stupid it is, but i love it.
Omg yessss💯
Or that referees are abysmal at completing a count-out.
+Lodatzor Ikr. It's like "1...2...takes about 5 seconds to turn and keep opponent from going out of the ring after person who is out already...3...4"
Could adapt that into this: EVERY SINGLE TAG MATCH has the stereotypical 'tag in then comeback' sequence. It's literally just the face team getting beat up, then fan-favourite that hasn't been in match for ages gets tagged in, hits his comeback then signature, then finisher, then they win.
What about the Irish Whip? Why do they keep running when the other guy lets go? It's pretty much the building structure of "wrestling" matches and has been there since the very beginning, and yet people never stop running until the hit either a turnbuckle or the ropes or a barricade or pretty much anything that would impede they're path of voluntarily running. It's the number 1 most nonsensical thing about "wrestling" and yet it doesn't get much attention for how dumb it is
Because running is fun.
I mean if you can actually get someone to start running it can be hard to stop them
@@Aragon1500 yeah but if you're running and you run into something you fall over you don't double off.
Is it just me or does everyone hope to hear Adams voice when the vid starts
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Which adam? Theres like 50
Anything and Everything in a wrestler's hand can be a deadly weapon, from a Styrofoam head to a microphone to a kitchen sink, but especially a steel chair is a weapon of mass destruction with every part being folded 10 times. Even holding a chair will instill fear in your enemy.
And related to above, steel steps weight at least 3 tonnes.
lets not forget the time steve austin deatroyed booker T with fucking groceries
@@DirtyBallsPodcast milk bread and choccie biscuits
@@ChristopherJames1993 dont forget the stiffest pizza shot in WWE history
when HBK hit the sweet chin music without triple h the opponet will fall buttt if triple h was around the opponet will turn to him to get a pedigre...:)
How about how you are mortal enemies with your boss but somehow, someway the do not fire you but they keep giving you championship shots (John Cena, Roman Reigns or any top babyface...)
yep
He fired Stone Cold
...but he came back in next night on raw
That's another 1: Ppl get fired just to come back a few days/weeks/months later.
The concept of heel authority figures is inherently silly because of how many holes their writing has. If the evil boss really hated someone, they'd either fire them, make them wrestle the entire roster, or simply never give them title shots or big match opportunities ever again. Heel boss characters really needs to go away for a good while.
+Marcus Stewart That's exactly what I mean xD but you explained it way better xD
Another one...John cena will ALWAYS kick out at 2
*Hit with ICBM travelling at supersonic speed*one......two....JOHN CENA KICK OUT, AA TO PUTIN, ONE......TWO..........THREE!
Except for when Edge smacks him in the back of the head with brass knuckles at Summerslam lol. JR's call that night was amazing....stunned silence .... 1, 2, 3 "Son of a b*****!" lolololol
yeah Cena ALWAYS kicks out at 2...except for when he lost to
Eddie
Lesnar
Taker
Randy Orton
Edge
Batista
Kevin Owens
Wade Barret
Cm Punk
Daniel Bryan
The Rock
Miz
Del Rio
Kevin Federline
Sheamus
but yeah...he ALWAYS kicks out at 2
Tyrone Foulkes Yeah for real. People only remember the times he won when they wanted him to lose though.
Survivor _Gaming exactly. Like don't get me wrong, Cena winning did get tiresome after awhile but people exaggerate it a lot. Most people just bash Cena for the likes now. Its kinda pathetic
Adam B. is amazing!!! he needs to be the face of WhatCulture
He is....
#pushBX
+Zayne Kidd #pushBlampied
no he still needs to be the heel of whatculture.
Do you mean Adam Bacitti?
Athletes who have trained for years get knocked down for eternity after Big Show punches them.
Rajdeep Maan In real life its not that hard to get knocked out by one punch.
@ANDON HOWARD what?
A big pet peeve of mine is the Royal Rumble. Numerous guys in the ring and all of a sudden its so hard to send them out of the ring. And the guys who the camera is not on just plays paddy cake with each other.
During the Royal Rumble, why don't superstars ever get eliminated while new entrants' themes are playing? The superstars just "rest", rather than using the opportunity to eliminate their opponents.
I love how u can walk out of the ring and stay outside for the whole match but they decide to jump straight into action???
Anyone else replay that timeline at 2:27 several times to see who was included in each era?
me
Thought I was the only one
Several times? It went by super slow.
but they miss after ruthles agrresion era, the PG era, and daniel brian is not from the ruthles agrresion era, its more of the PG
Fckin Daniel Bryan doesn't belong in the ruthless agression era, fix that.
THINGS THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE IN WRESTLING
· Attention span of referees and wrestlers
· Fragility of referees
· Quantity and quality of cameramen (they are EVERYWHERE and get a good shot of EVERYTHING)
· In-ring outfits of a lot of wrestlers
· It takes 2 people to surround a 4-sided ring
· "Surprise" entrance musics (it's almost like each wrestler carries a chip that triggers the music automatically)
· Memory of both fans and commentators (Remember Michael McGillicutty?)
· Escapes from most holds
· Irish whips (auto-run, turn-around and auto-run again, sometimes run against somebody about to attack you)
· Timing of finishers (from no hype to several minutes needed)
· Damage of finishers (Hulk Hogan's leg drop kills you but can kick out of other much harsher ones)
· Damage variability of the same finisher (during a promo, TV match or PPV match)
· Resistance to being hit by an object (if they were legit, fatalities would happen in WWE)
· Mocking someone halfway through a match (JUST KILL HIM ALREADY!)
Mocking the fans halfway through a match (BECAUSE WHY NOT?)
I don't care... The fact Daniel Bryan is under the Ruthless Aggression Era WWE Logo and Batista isn't, makes me sick..
cm punk
ikr
+RandomChanceZ never really got to his best when it was still the Ruthless Aggression era though..
right or JBL
+chillmode4life JBL has every right to be there
How is Jim Johnston not in the hall of fame!?
Right!?
+Darius Batista Maybe next year...
It's because he once made love to a goat
PsychedelicFerret I heard it was a sick goat
Chris Griffin I heard it was your mum
In main event and PPVs it takes 2-3 finishers to win a match and the first ones are hit very early
You forgot that clapping and/or cheering can "power up" a face, rendering them temporarily invulnerable, five times stronger, and momentarily immune to damage and pain.
Seth Rollins >Roman Reigns
Like if u agree
Ignore if Roman is a good champion
hes not a good wrestler but a decent champ but seth is way better for sure
It's comments like these that make me question why I'm still living in this world
+Kill Everyone lmao the fact that you said Roman is the best champ of all time already makes you a casual fan or a fruity pebble kid
+Kill Everyone But best champ of all time? Come on.
Some people are too dumb to get sarcasm. It's okay.
"Captain Boo and the Spooky Crew" make this a stable, Vince!
when someone throws you to the ropes, you magically turn into them and bounce back
Not if they're electrified or the Inferno ropes.
*****
No but thats what makes it even dumber. Barbed wire ropes matches show that every wrestler is totally capable of stopping themselves before they hit the ropes.. yet never do in normal matches
Lmaoo 😂😂
phoenixsplash135 actually you do and its quite fun! 😊
captain boo and the spooky crew made me laugh
lmao same
If you watch wrestling while high (or cannibus of course), if watch matches closely you can almost see everything single wrestler call their moves and do them so discretely. It's amazing
Finally a comment like this. Every single time man
+HarryPotterIsCool1 yes true af what a trip.
Fucking A. Im high right now and Im gonna go watch it.
+MrBeard17 i say its also much more entertaining
pretty sure you don't have to be high for that...
I think when you were the referee uniform you automatically turn to glass because even special guest referees have the same affect
I would disagree, in fact I remember John Cena as the special guest referee, in a match Barret vs Cm punk one with the nexus and one with the core and he was actually the one to put hands on them first, and he didn't seem to be that fragile
+Chef Mcgee Being the face of the company gives Cena immunity to the magical powers of the black/white striped shirt. I mean they couldn't have "Mr. Never Give Up, Kick Out At Two" Super Cena fall to a light bump in front of all his child fans, "am I right lad"? Anyways, it doesn't seem that Shawn Michaels (who was supposed one of the most durable men in sports entertainment) doesn't have that immunity.
+Chef Mcgee It's John Cena doctors told him 9 months he did it in 5
+MEA FIFA doctors told him to get 4 more moves, but he only has 5
don't forget that the top babyface at times seems to have the durability of superman, the fighting ability of Batman, and somehow can never lose without some bad circumstance. Then somehow show up the very next night a-ok lol.
Like every Roman Reigns match XD
Every time someone cheats and the referee does not see it, and just because the ref did not see it, the heels take the victory and run home. Why can't the referee ask them to show a fucking replay and make his decision after seeing it?
Because they dont go by NFL rules
Because it's staged lol
Rajdeep Maan
Because then heels would be out of a job.
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referees need healing
Brian Scalabrine The goat
Brian Scalabrine GOAT
I saved Tim White with my click
#11 Doing a fist pump and standing up whilst in a sleeper hold gives the victim of the move the ability to resist the discomfort of being being violently choked and to easily get out of it.
However this only works after playing dead and letting said arm drop lifeless for two counts first.
#12 If propelled forward with a pull on the arm and a push on the back, humans continue to travel in that direction until they hit a solid object or encounter some ropes (in which case they'll turn around, bounce off them and run back the other way).
That used to happen a lot in the 90s but not that much nowadays
Hulk Hogan's entire career
One for the list: Depending on the convenience, you can either knock down a men with a single punch or have a 30 minutes battle with the same men (and use thousands of the same punch and other techniques).
DBryan was NOT part of ruthless aggression
He was (for like 2 dark matches) as The American Dragon
+midlifecrisi hates Google + but he wasn't popular at the time so i say batista deserve to be in it not him
DBRYAN & CM PUNK WERE PART OF THE REALITY ERA 2011-2015
He also had a match against wwe heat, which, of course, he got his ass whooped
That's like saying Mankind debuted in 1987 because he wrestled as Jack Foley that one time.
Finishing moves, that was actually the first thing I struggled with as a kid watching wrestling, it just didn't make sense to me how the Rock could drop his elbow on someone's stomach/chest and knock em out but HBK would drop his elbow from the top rope and no one stayed down for more than a few seconds. Finishing moves were the bane of my existence as a kid, I swear to God I remember really going over everything in my head trying to make sense of it and never succeeding.
How about one of my personal favorites- When you land after connecting with a dropkick, you're fine... Miss, and you're suddenly badly hurt..
Adams nicknames for the Undertaker always get ms
*me
Multiple sclerosis?
what about that one nickname that he said in that one video that is now taken down off the internet because they tried to sue what culture when he said "Spooks the ghost lad!"
+dèl Păntión dont forget Tall Bastard😂
Those poor nicknames.
For just 2 quid a month, you can help those poor, innocent little nicknames overcome their illnesses.
When a wrestler is Irish whipped into the ropes, he'll bounce off the ropes and sprint towards the opposite side of the ring instead of just stopping like a normal person.
Cause the other wrester is trying to use momentum to his advantage
Suhibe Almasry Yeah, I know. It's still dumb. If it was a shoot and you whipped someone into the ropes, they would never bounce and come back at you at a full sprint.
I don't care how much bigger someone is than me, when they pull my arm I'm not going to take off running.
It's called avoiding your chest hitting the ropes because everyone knows that could mean serious injury (same goes for turnbuckles). Sometimes, you can even use the momentum off the ropes to your advantage.
John Leo Algo You're missing the point. If the fight was a shoot, nobody would run the ropes.
I'm not the first like
I'm not the last like
I'm the like
Lol
It's fun to boo the likes!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I'll like you because the company wants me to like you
This isn't a good comment
... it's a bad comment, fuck off
In Rourke's defense, he has fought in pro boxing matches.
Floyd Mayweather as well.
Blackwatch Mayweather I agree but Snoop Dogg I bet Brock by merely touching him he breaks hahahh
You could see Rourke could throw a punch and it being Jericho there wasn't a massive size difference it was actually believable I think.
Wasnt that a real punch ?
Adam is like Seth Rollins, we all know he's a heel but we can't help but cheer his in ring work and mic skills
This is actually a pretty clever video, because you don't have to be a fan of wrestling to find it funny.
Captain Boo and the Spooky Crew? Greatest band name ever
number 11 people running in have 10 times there normal strength number 12 security guards are also made of glass number 13 the authority figures don't just fire the top faces number 14 everything about kane number 15 finishers lose all power at ppvs especially wrestlemania
for 15 its more like there at half strength and quarter strength fpr mania
when the title is on the line, all the sudden it's takes 3 to 4 finishers to put the same guy you wrestled last week away and it only took 1 that time
another one, you can hit each other with every move in the book, but if it isn't their finisher they will always kick out at 2 99% of time
Everybody can kick out from a regular DDT, unless if Jake Roberts, Raven and Tommy Dreamer does it.
Opponents will lie and wait for the other to climb the turnbuckle and do a diving elbow, or a people's elbow
Wrestler A get distracted by interference from C while B gets ready to deliver the cheap shot on screen, which A can see
Referee is mostly dead when touched but revives when he hears a chair shot to the skull or a low blow
Undertaker splits Vince McMcmahon in half with one punch, while wrestlers shrug them off
Big Bossman receives capital punishment in the middle of the ring for losing
WWE is too poor to buy stronger announcer tables, or flat TVs instead of the small heavy 80's black and white screens
Can't see the other wrestler coming to attack you on the big screen when leaving the ring, everytime
Finishers are normal moves in PPVs, or superstars have 200% health
Heels are afraid of faces and leave the ring, especially if the face is pumped up
Stone cold stunner makes your brain explode and gives you epilepsy
Undertaker waited for Shane 5 minutes to climb on top of the cell, only to regain conscious while he is in mid-air, thanks Taker
The fact about the referee - so accurate! LMAO!
I mean, they don’t put anything on the titantron during matches
Jokes on you. My mom doesn't wear bras.
It's fucking creepy that you actually know that.
dstebbin when someone boobs are as big as hers, everyone knows
AnaTheBanana I know
Because i took them all
Despite the many many MANY ladder matches that wrestlers have watched and/or competed in themselves, it takes a good few ladder setups to realise ‘I need a taller ladder’ or ‘I haven’t positioned the ladder close enough’ or ‘I need to climb higher, I’m only halfway up the ladder’
Wrestlers that can go for 20-30 minute one-on-one matches can sometimes be wiped out in less than 5 minutes, or sometimes even by one move, in the traditional 5-on-5 survivor series match
03:30 of course Vince doesn’t have an office in every building that is kind of funny but when you actually asked the question why he gets to choose who gets to stay and who gets to leave in an arena, I don’t know what it is over across the pond but in America, private property laws apply to someone that has rented a building for something like an event like this and they get to decide who stays and who goes.
you missed the fact that Chris benoit never existed in WWE, prepared to be bombarded by "who?"
Who?
who?
Who?
+Shahid Ahmed Star Lord man, legendary outlaw...guys!
+Shahid Ahmed Krispen wah
In between the Ruthless Aggression ere and the "New" Era is the Universe Era. Don't forget that either.
yep the shittest era
+CPC_RedDawn That's what the fans were calling it. But, apparently WWE wants us to call it the New Era. I'm sure that won't run old in about 5 or 6 years.
It should be called Same ol Shit era
In fairness to Chris Jericho getting knocked out by Mickey Rourke, Rourke was a professional boxer with a record of 6-0-2 with 4 Knockouts. He also went 27-3 as an amateur.
When a superstar jumps out of the ring to do a high flying move to a crowd of superstars, instead of getting out of the way which they have all the time in the world to do so, they wait for the slightest impact and collapse like bowling pins
I saw him flash on the screen for a second... The BEST jobber ever... Norman Friggin Smiley for the HOF!!!!
How about:
When you get Irish Whipped, YOU HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING. YOU HAVE TO.
When someone does something to royally piss you off (random example - they sleep with your wife) instead of getting in their face immediately after finding out about it you wait an entire week to address them publicly. Talk about delay of impulse gratification.
daniel bryan was NOT in ruthless agretion he debuted in 2010 and pg started in 2008
Nero Piroman Wrong. He had a small start in 2002-3. Search up Daniel Bryan vs John Cena.
Even if he was around for a small stint no one thinks of him at all with the ruthless aggression era.. Batista would've made more sense to show lol
Gawh HawhDawh *Exactly*
He was a no name "local athlete" a handful of times.
7:13
I now refer to my personal friend group as "Captain Boo and the Spooky Crew".
Wrestlers falling from turnbuckles getting suplex and they kick out
But when they fall just from height of a man like in AA or rock bottom they loose it all
Refs in wwe games though are gods these days...
seriously. why take away our fun, 2k?
you cant aim an hit them and when you do they get up ten seconds later. You have to already have a fucking chair In the ring so you have the chance to hit your opponent while the ref is down
Even when it's scripted in-game for them to get knocked down, they get back up too quickly.
There's an animation that sometimes starts a match in 2K16 where the two combatants face off, one goes for a clothesline, the other ducks, and the clothesline takes out the ref. Now the match starts in terms of the player taking control.
The spot is a great set up to grab a weapon or brawl outside for bit, in theory, but even if you leave the ring immediately and go to grab a weapon, the ref will be back up on his feet before you can even get back into the ring. It's frustratingly pointless.
2K fix our WWE games!
they are mocking the World Wildlife Fund with the ref ad! lol
What about the jump tag?
Thumbs up if you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about, if you don't... move along
Michael Bryant 👍
I died @"Captain Boo and the Spooky Crew...
Vince being able to have people removed doesn't seem unreasonable to believe. It's his show and he's renting the building for the night, it's up to him how he wants to run things and what he'll tolerate. IRL you will be arrested for trespassing if you jump over the guardrail and into the ring so in kayfabe having people ejected for disrupting his show seems perfectly acceptable.
Captain Boo and The Spooky Crew
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I freaking lost it at "Captain Boo and the Spooky Crew". That was gold LOL!
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10- vince mcmahon is the boss
9- vince mcmmahons the boss
8- vince mcmahons the boss
8- sasha banks is paid less than rosa mendes
7- donald trump is a hall of famer
6- dean ambrose isnt a heel lunatic
5- vince is the boss
4 vince is the boss
3 vince is the boss
2 nikki bella is the ongest reigning divas champion
1 vince is he boss
you forgot about how vince is the boss
Any Irish whip ever.... Now those are hard to believe.
You should do a "use to be finishing moves, now they wouldn't hurt a fly" video.
Like HBK/Ziggler=super kick
DDP/Orton=DDT
PS the RKO and Twist of fate are the same move
Actually, HBK's sweet chin music actually does hurt a fly as it can actually knock somebody out -- This is proven in the UFC.
5:55 WWE cameramen can also watcg through Kevin Owen's eyes.
i cried with laughter at the referee segment. you are by far one of the funniest channels on youtube.
2:34 Daniel Bryan shouldn't be there. 2008 is when the ruthless aggression era ended. 2009-2015 was the pg era.
Exactly
Punk debuted in '06 though.
+Liam Powell true. Now that I think about it, Brock was also part of RA era
gooch butter that's when Brock had his best run, his matches with Benoit, Cena, Kurt and Eddie were some of the best I've ever seen.
Fox if I remember correctly he debuted in the New ECW so a lot of people overlook that he debuted during the Ruthless aggression Era. ECW was the least entertaining show of the 3.
"Rikishi he loved to have fun, he also tried to fucking kill someone with a car"
Bare knuckle punches to the face dont hurt that much. lol
Real bare knuckle punches hurt more than anything
Unless your The Big Show.
And Roman.
Also, the forehead is a great target for said punches. While we're at it that a diving headbutt off the top rope makes any sense to do.
and they acknowledge that punching is not a legal move and can result in DQ.. but almost every wrestler does it in every match and the ref doesnt do anything as if its just fine.
You are the best man! Your videos are so entertaining & accurate.
Seems like there easily could be 10 more things on this list.
Like how the five-knuckel-shuffle could harm anything.
Number 10 is the only reason why I came back to this video HAHAHAHAHAHA
The only referee that didn't drop like he was hit by a car was the one that stood up to HHH in that one match (I can't remember what the match is).
Earl Hebner
If only I could reply with a gif of Earl bodyslamming Rockstar Spud....
Was it the one that punched HHH in the face and have him a DX chop?
Street fight with HBK at Summerslam.
Earl was the worst at dropping like he was hit by a car
At Number 1 it says 'Everthing' instead of 'Everything'
And you used apostrophes instead of quotation marks
yeah! 'people' who do that are 'the worst'! it's the internet, 'people'. use proper, punctuation; or 'ELSE')
“Captain boo and the spooky crew” now that’s beautiful
Also apparently the good guys are total assholes, such as the Rock referring to himself in the third person and being super narcissistic, or Enzo Amore being cheered for trying to sleep with another man's wife, or Roman Reigns attempting to murder Braun Strowman with a car after losing a match fair and square.
Also, we are supposed to boo heels that are entertaining, charismatic, or totally right in the situation. For instance, Rusev is booed and humiliated despite having the honor and temerity to show national pride and defend his wife when she's attacked or insulted.
#1 just makes me really sad now...
Adam isn't a Good Guy
Adam isn't a Bad Guy
Adam is a __________
Posh guy
cool dude
Man
Gay Guy.
Just Joking he's THE GUY
Actually, with the Mickey Rourke thing, there's a couple of things, and probably mentioned before this day.
He used to be a boxer. He also did The Wrestler as well as I believe Iron Man 2 and The Expendables, within a couple years of each other where he did some stuns and trained with wrestlers for one movie, and had to work out for all three, and is probably in some of the best shape out of all the celebs.
Out of all the people on the Celeb list, he's the only one I'd actually have said "Huh, yeah. He could probably beat the piss out of that guy."
Because he most likely could. Jericho is a tough guy, but a trained pro boxer knows the sweet spots of most men. He hit Jericho hard, and while it didn't take him out, it made Jericho reel, visibly, because like most people he thought "He's a celeb, he's probably weak."
Little did he know, he fucked with The Ram.
These are friigin' brilliant. I'm a fan since the very early 80s and you guys pretty much hit all the head scratching moments but I think you forgot that wrestlers can be mortal enemies for months and then very randomly becaome best friends and running/stable mates on the drop of a dime.
Something I allways have to accept the fact that wrestlers most often interfere in Matches (especially #1-Contender matches) and therefor their Rival gots a DQ win (and becomes #1 Contender). It only happened a few times that somewhat interfered in a match and attacked the opponent of their Rival, so that their Rival gets diqualified.
I think that these type of matches have a really good potential to be a good ones. The interfering does make these matches suck. At one point you're getting interested in watching, and all of a sudden - BAM - DQ!