17 Ways To Dump Your Girlfriend (feat. dodie)
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- “It’s not you, it’s… Someone else. I wanna date them instead. Please leave.”
Featuring Dodie 'doddleoddle' Clark ( / doddleoddle
and the voice of Jack 'sfilms' Douglass ( / jacksfilms )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written and Produced by Eddie 'Eddache' Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Editing and Camera Assistance by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Visual Effects by David 'Hoolopee' Post ( / hoolopee )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Hair & Makeup by Silvija Vil ( / 2svj7 )
also featuring Charlie Belle (magicianbelle.c...)
CONTENT WARNING: Gore, funeral imagery, Tom attempting to sing.
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
Special thanks to Astrid, Chloe, Fred, Harris, Jake, Ellen, Matt, Kyle, Alison, Sammy, Kim, and Luna.
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Hi guys, been noticing a lot of comments about my weight on this video so I thought I'd address it and give you all a bit of an explanation... This is really hard for me to admit but... Food is tasty and I really like eating it. I hope you can forgive me.
TomSka LOL
TomSka tom i love you
TomSka eat and be free
TomSka lmao me
TomSka nobody cares about your weight, your a legend... btw I just bought ur book. it's great
0:53 We all saw that smile
Becky G and his little giggle during the “shhsshh” 😂😂
it doesn't look like a smile its fine
And you could also hear tomska about to burst out laughing aswell hahah
*STOCKHOLM SYNDROME INTENSIFIES*
And burst!
“Fake her death”
Jaystation: Write that down! Write that down!
Also Charles The French: Write that down write that down.
Morgz has done that for his videos, why not us?
Kim Jun un: 그것을 적어! 그것을 적어!
Charles the French reference. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Too soon
1:26 I love how she instinctively knew that Tom tried to kill her mother
Hate it when my partner does that
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE ? "I'm adopted " this one got me
The best part is that she knew what just happened 😂
It's even funnier to read.
If your mother died before you were born you will not be born adopted or not
Pretty much all of these got me lmao
@@christopherkelly9503 Thats... not how it work
I would have loved to see the Violin Treatment
rainfop *Pushes violin into Doodie*
EthanDaGamer25 and bursts
+EthanDaGamer25 Dodie*
MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT WHEN I HEARD "VIOLENT"
_doodleteapenguin_ -dtp- she's known as dodie though
"The Violent Treatment" killed me
it was twice as funny as this pun
Pokemario99 I think you mean twice as punny 😉
Haha, ditto. I was like, "Oh, he's going to hit her or something."
He is almost laughing when it ends
puu.sh/ty18l/3312bd1dd8.jpg
*you already know what song plays here*
The right way: send this video to your girlfriend in hope she'll understand it's not a joke.
lol
And burst!
If i ever find one haha...ha........ FUCK
@@gustavogusfring6362 yeah I don't have one either ha..ha funny
No romo.
I like how she immediately knows he time traveled and killed her mum.
Yup
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
@@samchop157 because I watch good videos
He talks in his sleep
@@arlenegarcia8706 who
I think my favourite thing now is:
“A GHOST!” **covers person in white sheet**
Glasshouse Gallery A ghost!
And burst
I read: **covers white person in sheet**
@@theglassesgirls2440 won't be so white anymore
And burst
"Why are you still here?!"
"I'm adopted."
"Fuck!"
Wait... so he told her in advance he was going back in time to kill her mother?
Or she very rapidly made that assumption given that he materialised in front of her spontaneously, covered in blood and then asked that particular question. Admittedly, yours is more likely.
peter griffin be like
She would have grown up her whole life knowing the woman who would have been her adopted mother was murdered by a guy matching his description.
@@duke_hugo And yet she dated him.
@@Summergch
I mean it's Tom, come on
“CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, funeral imagery, and Tom trying to sing”
This made me laugh
I just realised that Jacksfilms is voicing the options. Mad.
Your Mother’s Macaroni i was just thinking that i recognised the voice tyyyy😂💖
yeah it's pretty rad
Damn
I knew the voice sounded familiar
WHAT
Dodie saying fuck is the cutest thing I've ever heard.
Little Hummingbird same I was so surprised
What about two Dodies saying Fuck?
Yeah
A ghost!
Also the scariest.
Jackfilms naration was the icing on the cake
THAT WAS JACK?
maaaybe
I KNEW IT WAS JOHN
ZAC115TV I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
I KNEW IT
0:53 that perfect cut before both of you start laughing 😆
you can see dodie smile and even hear tom starting to break
*ONE DOES NOT BREAK UP WITH DODIE*
Mint Candy one does not *simply* break up with Dodie
Mint Candy Uh...A GHOST!
Plague Bomber and burst
She’s sick of losing soulmates. 😋
AlienKurt }{ ok gandolf
“Hey honey, wanna see something hot?”
*burst*
Girlfriend: ah thats hot
Aaaaaaaaaah
A reference i understand
Same thing happened in Asfd
@@Averagebhaiyaar234 Tf is asfd?
@@coffeemug9904 You don't know asfd movie watch part 1 to 13 and also the deleted scene
@@Averagebhaiyaar234 nah, there's nothing called the asfd movie
DUDE THE WAY DODIE SAYS "WHAT THE FUCK" IS EVERYTHING
I know, right?!?!?!
OMG YES
Queen._ Colhoun._ honestly i watch this video for that part lol
cliq ue OK you just took it one step too far
cliq ue same
To this day I still believe this sketch was done specifically to give Tom an excuse to use that burst effect.
1:14 thats the cutest swear I've ever heard
A gHoSt!
A ghost
Lol me too
1:15
Ssssssssssssimp
can we all agree Dodie saying “fuck” was oddly wholesome
I would say more cute than wholesome, but yes.
True
*yes.*
Dodie cant do anything without being oddly wholesome, it’s low key kinda scary
Yes
Jacksfilms, Dodie and TomSka all in one video?
We are blessed
ye for ten dollars I couldn’t give a damn about dodie nor jacksfimls
@@pranavlimaye The voiceover. Check the description.
And burst
What is this, a crossover episode?
And burst!
Can we all appreciate the subtlety in this video at 01:42 when Tom is straight up reading "Mein Kamff"
What an amazing skit.
LOL wtf
i went to the comments to see if anyone else noticed and im surprised not that many people saw it
they don't call her doDIE for nothing
hey I tried
this was funny you not me
**applause** great joke
evan stop
Hey Evan....
dodie? more like don'tdie
Is I funnys?
and burst
Evan Edinger You can do better than that Evan
*And this kids is how I met your mother*
Roxy18234 hahaha i love when the mother dies and ted ends with robin :)
hi my name is [ari]
Are you done with the show yet? Cause that was the most precious response to a troll’s genuine spoiler
"WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE" "i'm adopted" "FUCK" IM LAUGHING SO MUCH
I decided to reply since no one else was
Me too.
Me too
More like: in real life: “heh.”
She'd still die...
0:16 That is Tom's best disguise.
That was Tom? I couldn’t tell.
@@Wabbit804It was the 3rd twin. David
Was that Jacksfilm's voice? Did I just see Tom, Dodie and Jack in the same video? Am I dreaming?
EatOutBubsy why not both?
right??
EatOutBubsy Well Donald Trump is president so you're probably dreaming
Well technically you saw tom and dodie, but you only heard jack... maybe you're daydreaming?
EatOutBubsy yes it was dodie
CONTENT WARNING: Tom attempting to sing
quite true
I'd like to take a moment to appreciate how, for the most part, Tom kind of and probably actually could sing to that song. Maybe not at the actual tune of it, but something decently similar to the point that it actually sounds good.
In general, he can at least hold the note properly.
The Three Friends EXACTLY what I was thinking XD
No, it's in the content warnings.
The Three Friends that's in the description
"17 ways to dump your girlfriend"
1. *The hole*
2. The time squid
3.the orb
4. B U R S T
@@sethtalbot-hurn6839 what is the orb doing here?
5.use a harpoon
Well well well, if it isn’t JohnMovies narrating the video.
"JohnVideos" - iDubbbz
I love Dodie's "What the f***?!" 1:14
I also just loved seeing Dodie get carried away. Lol
Haha me too 😂
Especially since she hardly ever swears on her channel 😂😂
She’s such an innocent adorable human and it’s just hilarious to hear her just go “what the fuck”
Lol
A ghost!
this made me _burst_ into laughter. ;D
Omg Matt 😂😂 I love your videos
MattsThirdTimeLucky Oh god are you ok?
A GHOST
+
MattsThirdTimeLucky Badum CHA
Dodie’s little grin at 0:52 gets me every time
late reply but best part is around the same time you can hear tom's shushing turning into a little giggle
Elliot coming in and carrying Dodie away was like “Wait, that’s Elliot!”
U called me
"Why are you still here?!"
"I'm adopted."
" *FUCK!* "
I'm crYING- 😂😂
Calibri The Skeleton Same 😂😂😂
Same wtf
0:43 I don't even know if I could be mad. 😅
L J. Aa
L J. Me neither XD
I could since i didn't get the reference
Anisa Cinar It’s a friends reference, you might not get it because it’s like a show from the 90’s. I always watch it with my family
sAme
Girlfriend :"Im pregnant"
Tom:
B U R S T
Wait. Now she's double pregnant
I guess now he’s *a ghost*
@@Mangobaskets maybe
into song
666 likes yay
"Why are you still here!?"
"I'm adopted."
"FECK!!!"
Watch this video
And burst.
Katime [Wet,fleshy explosion]
*And burst.*
Katime - *PPLPT*
*P O P*
I can't be the only one who was set back a bit by Tom's weight...
Jigglypoop97 yes, yes you are the only one.
Jigglypoop97 the fuck is wrong w u are u okay
Jigglypoop97 same here but who gives a shit he's funnier than ever
Jigglypoop97 this is why you watch his second channel
oh hey! shut up
Jack, Tom, and Dodie in one video and Dodie saying "What the fuck?" So satisfying and amazing........ Yes! Like!!!!!
I thought the narrator was jack!
Blue Bubbles MSP he is you little rat
Elliot’s there in the start as a bonus
And burst
Who's Jack? You mean JOHN?!
0:53 The cut-off smile though
'don't change your Netflix password' 😂😂😂😂
CrazyDaisy2439 it happened just as I read it😂
CrazyDaisy2439 read the same time watched.
This is current day RUclips everyone, now see if you Quote a line from the video you are currently watching, Then! You add a bunch of laughing emojis, you will then have either top comment, or the second best, the one you are currently viewing is the second best.
SkyriftGaming Well aren't you a smartass. Fuck off, will you?
"do you want to break up with me?"
"UuUhH, a ghost!"
*Insert noise she made when the sheet was thrown on her*
That was really adorable tho
aaghghgh
I thought I was the only one xD
Blagh
Dodie swearing is the best thing I've heard
aliewren "what the facc?"
i love how at the end of "violent treatment" you can see her just about to burst laughing
0:50
*SOMETIMES QUIET IS VIOLENT*
wow much phan OMG YESSSSS
Gabbi Squish and now I just sit in silence
YIS
Gabbi Squish sometimes quiet is violent omg 😂😂😂
Gabbi Squish I find it hard to hide it my pride is no longer inside
I have a question. Can we do the stuff in this video backwards to get a girlfriend?
Fake your own birth?
TheNugettinage And fake her birth
The_Nerd lose weight?
it definitely works!
The_Nerd yes. You must implode to get a girlfriend.
"I have no eyes!"
*Cough Cough, Eddsworld, Cough*
omg yaaaas
you're an amazing person and I sincerely mean that and hope you know it
But Edd is dead
Yee tho
@@squidcart why does that rhyme
I had to go back and watch this classic after finding out Tom proposed, and it's fantastic! All of you are adorable and Tom, if by some strange circumstance you see this in the thousands of comments, congrats!
0:52 if you pay attention you can hear how Tom was about to laugh before cutting the scene.
I'm pretty sure he sticks his finger up her nose there and that's why they both break.
She also starts to laugh right before the cut
@@snjert8406 yep
I don't know about Tom, but she's clearly corpsing when they cut.
and BURST
I just want to say that I love all of the nuances of this video. It's the exemplary video for TomSka's style: dark humor, off the wall jokes (things you didn't expect), and the timing. I honestly love the time between when Tom says "Ghost" and when he throws a sheet over Dodie/Charlie. And on that note, Charlie was great in this. Like yeah only two lines but there's something hilarious in how she reacts to having the sheet thrown over her (it's an audible "bleagh" like the sound you'd make if a sheet were in your mouth.) Great, great video.
Also, Dodie trying not to smile at 0:53 and beautifully failing just before the cut.
"im so sorry for loss" so dramatic
dodie walks in be like
"what the fuck"
"ummmm......"
"a ghost"
*Puts a blanket on her
Will Matthews I love when dodie curses
Indeed that was the joke.
1:13 here, for you. Enjoy.
0:03 me walking up to my mom telling I wet the bed again
What ?
r/youngpeopleoftheinternet
Or something like that
@@pro_crafter_12I don’t think so, people who are now no longer children still had childhoods you know
ah man people making fun of tom for his weight. aside from the obvious rant I could give, im just going to say this. imagine how much more physical humor we can get with fat tom as apposed to skinny tom.
also hes like a chubby baby and Its adorable
Ethan Miller 👏🏽
Ethan Miller yeah, but people are just looking out for him, not trying to insult him
Casper Kuitert correction. A few people are looking out for him, 98% are being assholes. I think its great you see the best in people, but lets be real here
There's a lot of old people and there's a lot of fat people, but there's not a lot of old fat people. Just saying.
0:54 When my crush talks to me.
your comment should be top comment great job
Hahaha
The proper way to break up with your girlfriend:
Step 1) Push her in the hole
Step 2) Drop a giant space octopus into the hole
Step 3) Profit
OMG I just realized the reference.
What is it from?
*edit: nvm, just seen it.
SirMan McDude ha ha
SirMan McDude then send orb down there
I love how Dodie just mostly stays like a statue
She stands there like
🧍🏽♀️
“Fake her death” is like that 50 ways to say goodbye song
She met a shark underwater, trapped her in a coffin. I bursted into song and she just lost it. Help me help me
DID DODIE SAY FUCK
DODIE
*SPRAYS WITH WATER*
*holy water XD
and burst.
eeeeee........A Ghost!
**sprays Dodie with vinegar** BAD DODIE
she's an adult, and she swears all the time?
the jacksfilms narrations is really the icing on the cake
Kate Classen haha funny unoriginal comment. Someone already posted that. Better luck next time though.
It really butters my eggroll
Kate Classen ikr
Kate Classen true
I love how you can see Dodie just about crack up before the cut during the violent treatment
"UH
A GHOST"
-me talking to people
*"and burst"*
I'll never forget that advice...
Lol
Me too
Say you are the 100th like for this comment
…and burst.
[Wet Fleshy Explosion]
Jacksfilms is narrating this
I'll just let that one sit...
lol 69 likes
KattenSomAldrig
Oh damn, hey man.
Sorry, I didn't see your comment until now :P
Northy and burst
0:53
I love how you can see Dodie smiling and looking like she’s about to burst laughing before it cuts off
Why did it say dodge man fuck autocorrect
About to burst laughing? Or just burst?
@@yazidefirenze both :)
I still use my ex's Netflix account because I'm an utter dick...this was excellent :D
Melanie Murphy that's brilliant 😂
Melanie Murphy Oh my goodness 😂👌
tbf, he/she can probably tell you use it and would be able to lock you out, they're probably still into you
ten minutes later:
tom wheres your girlfriend?
shes in the hole.
Oh my gosh, she was the Hole Person!
Tom where is your girlfriend..
Tom, *where is your girlfriend* ...
She’s at work.
Where does she work?
In the hole.
And burst
She's a ghost
Now everything makes sense
0:36
Eddsworld fans: do not recite the ancient texts to me. I was there when they were written.
Alien Artist lmao- I was about to write that😂😂
Wait, Tom :0
In Eddsworld :’>
took the words out of my mouth
5 months ago
y e s.
Ah yes. How could we forget
0:36 Tom: I can’t see you anymore!
Dodie: Why not?
Tom: Because I have no eyes!
If you pause right at 0:53, you can see her smiling.
Joe Hasper I know that was funny
I saw that!
If you watch to the end, you'll see why.
Well,It's Time To Burst, *SHIT I FORGOT I'M A GHOST*
Ozikk lol
Ozikk did hb jstmstm
Tom is reading Mein Kampf 1:41
in 2018 Tom arrested by police for reading mein kampf and he is in "American Camp" now
Luke B. Walker “The right way”
@@lilalampenschirm3203 the reich way, you mean
I thought it was a Bible!! 🤣
This is much better.
I think 1:19 is the best
1:01 my favorite
_I can't see you anymore_
*_BECAUSE I HAVE N O E Y E S ._*
Tom's overweight, yeah.
He also suffers from a mental problem that makes it incredibly difficult to maintain weight loss, depression.
He's also still able to walk normally and be physically active. He could be a Wall-E levels of fat but he's not.
Maybe instead of insulting him, making him feel bad, and therefore potentially worsening his condition, you just realize some people are fat and can't just magically get/stay thin like you do.
Heck, that's not even going into genetic conditions that can make a person predisposed to put on weight incredibly easily.
+Oh. Okay. Why is he still obese then ?
+Jean-Sébastien Bourotte guess he read your comment. :/ what a shame. have a nice day.
+Oh. Okay. I'm not sure what you're implying , are you obese too ?
+Jean-Sébastien Bourotte no, but if i say yes can we stop commenting each other please
DarthZ01 I think it's good to point out how good his content still is, and encourage him to be healthier, saying that we will love him regardless. I want to see Tom lose a little weight, but only because that's what would be best for him. Encouragement is always better than insults. It's sldo good to look at the positives. The more you insult him, the less he wants to make videos and the longer this condition drags on.
0:52 you can see dodie start to smile and hear tom start laughing
Why Are You Still Here?
I'm Adopted.
Fuck!
Teddy Yi it's a scene at 1:18
Yes, that's... what it said.
ya i new tjat would be the top comment
Im Batman
and burst
"Fake Your Death" *puts black eyeliner and cries*
_clarissa_ And I have found the emo
don’t worry
it’ll all be fine
March 22nd was just a bad dream
Oh my god, I noticed that too!
Dramatic chords start playing.
Me: cos even lights can fade away *sobs*
*stomp clap clap stomp clap stomp*
okay i did memorize this oh god
*g note*
I just noticed that is Jacksfilms talking XD
Wooktent same
Yeah, I was like HOW!?!?!?!
The travel back in time one sounded like Ryan Reynolds ngl
yesssssss
Omg yes it is
I love how she said "I'm adopted" like she was expecting it.
i forgot how much i love your videos ^_^
Doug Armstrong We all forget about important things.
They are so good
People need to quit talking about Tom's weight. Why can't everyone just see beyond that? He's a really freaking talented guy - a great entertainer. It's difficult dealing with weight, the last thing anyone needs is someone else commenting negatively on their appearance.
Bravo Tom, you talented Shrexy beast. Genuinely hilarious. Love it.
Because it's unhealthy and we care about his well being?
Yes and I'm sure reading through the 1000's of comments about it is just wonderful for his Mental Health
Judging by toms response I think he's taking it just fine. The point is that the concern is there.
Dude have you ever seen any of his Last Week's? His mental health is not great, he's never kept that secret. All I'm saying is that these comments are shitty and trying to label them as 'concern' is bull. His weight is his business
He wasn't always fat and used to make better content when he was skinny.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Tom attempting to sing
Everyone: *AAAAAHHHH*
e
0:41
0:58
This guy can easily break the laws of physics and warp reality with a single thought.
I think it's fair to say he's something of a legend.
YOU CAN HEAR DODIE AND TOM START TO LAUGH AND SEE DODIE START TO LAUGH AT THE GUN ITS SO CUTE
who in their right mind would break up with dodie
and burst
Tom
Is the voice during the transitions Jacksfilms?
Calbe Wetzel yes
That's what I wondered for like a year. It's in the description.
Yep
No, it’s all a lie, the government is bees
*Johnsfilms
She immediately knows that he's been to the past to kill her mother and is ready to explain his mistake before she shows signs of irritation.
CHARLIE IS PERFECT.
linyancat no that's tom
Ultrashadow 360 Charlie is his girlfriend
1:49 Wualgh...
You can see they couldn't do the Violent Treatment with a straight face.
Philip Whitehead lol
Me: Do you want to see a magic trick?
Her: Sure
Me: POOF! You’re single!
Brian Hoang hahha i get that reference 😂😅😅
Brian Hoang is that a mild asdf reference I see?
I love the fact that at the end of the violent way they cut it right as she starts laughing 0:52
You can see Tom stuck his finger in her nose and he started snickering as well
HA. Okay this one really got me. Good job, guys. XD
How are you not way farther up in the comments? Also I love your videos :D
@@Pixelbolt56
Wow, 4 year necropost.
One of the best storytellers of RUclips and only 42 likes? I can fix that
@@dr.1nk324 How do you fix something that ain’t broken?
Clinically underrated comment
I like how my top three favorite RUclipsrs are seen or heard in this video.
1. Dodie
2. TomSka
3. That couch in the background
OMG me too!! Except, I prefer that teddy bear and the picture of a princess pug as third place. That couch in the background is a close third.
OMG how the hell did you guess my favourite youtuber?
JC4MC You mean chair Dan (Chan)?
1:30
"How are you doing this?"
Oh my god... the true identity of Tom's stand... it's... ZA WARUDO
0:50 You can see dodie break down laughing right as the shot cuts