Nerd³ Plays... Besiege: The Splintered Sea

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @moeburn
    @moeburn 7 месяцев назад +975

    just skimming over "aquatic screw is the opposite of the mile high club" like it isn't an A-tier joke

    • @theminecraft4202
      @theminecraft4202 7 месяцев назад +31

      he's been in the game for so long it just comes naturally to him

    • @BricktowneMedia
      @BricktowneMedia 7 месяцев назад +6

      S tier at the least m8. I choked on my fu*kin donut!

    • @mosark6554
      @mosark6554 7 месяцев назад +4

      Don't get it

    • @moeburn
      @moeburn 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@mosark6554 mile high club means an airborne screw, IE sex in a plane

    • @ratking1608
      @ratking1608 7 месяцев назад +4

      Fucking in a submarine might be even less comfortable than fucking on a plane

  • @jamesmchenry4708
    @jamesmchenry4708 7 месяцев назад +448

    Today we learn:
    Rudders go vertical,
    Submersibles are easy,
    And that engine torque is a thing that makes planes difficult to build.

    • @clumsygarage1578
      @clumsygarage1578 7 месяцев назад +35

      Especially when at least 1 of your propeller blades is angled 90 degrees away from what it should be

    • @qwertdoogle
      @qwertdoogle 7 месяцев назад +17

      "Tonight, on Top Gear..."

    • @BubbaGunShrimp
      @BubbaGunShrimp 7 месяцев назад +1

      Titan disagreed

  • @taytos93
    @taytos93 7 месяцев назад +418

    12 years I've been watching Dan, during which I've qualified as an aerospace engineer, and he STILL doesn't know about the importance of tailplanes for pitch stability.
    Love it.

    • @americantacos7618
      @americantacos7618 7 месяцев назад +24

      I was about to post almost this exact observation, so many years of building virtual planes and he always forgets the horizontal stabilizer without fail. I hope Dan never changes.

    • @krepidusdickie7585
      @krepidusdickie7585 7 месяцев назад +9

      Flashbacks to Dan's KSP video that had me yelling at the screen haha. Good times.

    • @Mt_Dew_aholic
      @Mt_Dew_aholic 7 месяцев назад +3

      Cool to see another procrastinator in aerospace engineering! I've also been watching for 11 or 12 years, although I'm still in school for AE so not qualified yet.

    • @scaryjello1212
      @scaryjello1212 6 месяцев назад +1

      Dan KSP gameplay flashbacks...

    • @saucetheboss9572
      @saucetheboss9572 5 месяцев назад +1

      same 12 years for me but I became a pilot and this is still awesome

  • @namelessjames7696
    @namelessjames7696 7 месяцев назад +90

    So Dan went from trying to make a sea plane to making an aircraft carrier to launch a plane to just making surface to surface missile system on his aircraft carrier. This is why I love Dan.

  • @Scrial
    @Scrial 7 месяцев назад +261

    Topics not covered by the british school system: Torque

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 7 месяцев назад +34

      Aerodynamics as well, he knows that planes need Wings, and a Propellor, and thats about it.

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 7 месяцев назад +17

      Dan went to school for space stuff, not engineery things.

    • @sturmovik1274
      @sturmovik1274 7 месяцев назад

      This really is Kerbal Boat Program@@potatosordfighter666

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 7 месяцев назад +16

    Daniel: manages to make a functioning Submarine in three attempts.
    Also Daniel: fails to make even a simple car.

  • @Xorua
    @Xorua 7 месяцев назад +36

    Love how we go from "Look at my boat, it has a spike on it" to "Daniel invents the JDAM"

  • @clappeddd
    @clappeddd 7 месяцев назад +167

    "Aquatic Screw, the opposite of the mile high club" is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

    • @Appelmoes444
      @Appelmoes444 7 месяцев назад +2

      Best random joke in the video xD

  • @zipffydando9321
    @zipffydando9321 7 месяцев назад +5

    One of my favourite things about Dan's planes is watching them slowly turn into either helicopters or hot air balloons overtime. Like a caterpillar into a butterfly

  • @gaming-nerds1250
    @gaming-nerds1250 7 месяцев назад +29

    4:30 never heard dan sound this much like his dad before and i fucking love it

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 7 месяцев назад +1

      I thought the exact same thing lol

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 7 месяцев назад +74

    When planes dont work, built ballistic missiles instead

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 7 месяцев назад +7

      1960s nuclear doctrine in a nutshell.

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice 7 месяцев назад +3

      When planes don’t work just skip to rockets.

  • @moeburn
    @moeburn 7 месяцев назад +162

    _"Nerd³ Plays... Besiege: The Splintered Sea"_ fuck yeah he does, let's fucking go!

    • @moeburn
      @moeburn 7 месяцев назад +4

      0:42 confirmed, he does indeed fucking go

  • @BlueBeetle1939
    @BlueBeetle1939 7 месяцев назад +2

    Instead of simply adding something to the propeller to cancel out the rotation force he builds an entire aircraft carrier. Truly beautiful besieging

  • @BeowulfWLOG
    @BeowulfWLOG 7 месяцев назад +2

    Dan's approach to building planes:
    Wings: Check
    Propulsion: Double check
    Vertical stabilizer: Sure
    Horizontal stabilizer? Never 'eard of 'er!

  • @swfanakin
    @swfanakin 7 месяцев назад +2

    9:35 That "finish!" was PURE Dadcubed

  • @localhearthian2387
    @localhearthian2387 7 месяцев назад +26

    4:38 Looks like he bit off more than he could chew...
    I'll walk myself off the plank now.

  • @nick-uc8yu
    @nick-uc8yu 7 месяцев назад +178

    The ship community when

    • @xaviergonzalez9315
      @xaviergonzalez9315 7 месяцев назад +3

      YESSS WHENNNN

    • @mattjkv47
      @mattjkv47 7 месяцев назад +6

      If we're lucky, sometime before GTA 7

    • @ryttyr14
      @ryttyr14 7 месяцев назад +1

      I ship it

    • @wolfieeeee256
      @wolfieeeee256 7 месяцев назад

      ❤😂

    • @xaviergonzalez9315
      @xaviergonzalez9315 7 месяцев назад +1

      At this point idc about the community let's play I just want another video on it! I remeber loving that video and dying watching it so much and it's idea is so unique I love it

  • @Wulf-cub
    @Wulf-cub 7 месяцев назад +26

    "Thats the most effective thing I've ever built."
    Certainly not the most amusing, though!

  • @angrybidoof847
    @angrybidoof847 7 месяцев назад +9

    Like how, in Dan's attempt to build a plane, he made Dick Dastardly's mean machine

  • @fireheart2951
    @fireheart2951 7 месяцев назад +9

    I've been waiting for half my life for him to figure out what a plane elevator is XD love you dannnnn

  • @glossyplane542
    @glossyplane542 7 месяцев назад +3

    god damn dude every new nerdcubed plays video feels like it's a top 10 nerdcubed plays video, I lost track years ago of what the actual top 10 are, like I feel like he has harnessed all of the world's natural comedic timing

  • @Fr00dyH00p
    @Fr00dyH00p 7 месяцев назад +13

    somebody could technically argue that it was not in fact the same ship that beat each level, but I think if they did they'd be getting a sternly worded letter from theseus

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves 7 месяцев назад

      if every cell in your body has died and been replaced, are you really the same person as before?

    • @MODElAIRPLANE100
      @MODElAIRPLANE100 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@oakleyvesneurons don't get replaced

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@MODElAIRPLANE100 i don’t have any of tjose

  • @muneebahmed2391
    @muneebahmed2391 7 месяцев назад +23

    I was waiting for him to scream BESIEGE

  • @mackwalsh3769
    @mackwalsh3769 7 месяцев назад +7

    dan planes have tail wings for a reason horizontal ones and vertical ones. and the main wings don't rotate the tail wings do

    • @mackwalsh3769
      @mackwalsh3769 7 месяцев назад +1

      also please make a working plane

  • @TGOPoma
    @TGOPoma 7 месяцев назад +9

    My God, this guy is still hilarious even years after I last watched him.

  • @Donggers
    @Donggers 7 месяцев назад +4

    Absolutely loving watching Dan be beaten by the existence of torque

  • @freXampl
    @freXampl 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's been more than 10 years yet dan still doesn't understand why you need vertical stabilizers to build a conventional plane.

  • @nthdimension9059
    @nthdimension9059 7 месяцев назад +1

    the journey from "fuck sheffield" to "at least it's not essex" has been a fascinating one, and i'm very interested to see where it goes from here

  • @LuisRivera-rl9gl
    @LuisRivera-rl9gl 7 месяцев назад +5

    Dan, usually the aircraft carrier is moving in the same direction as the planes are taking off to help the planes get more speed
    Also they sail into the wind but whatever

  • @poohssmartbrother1146
    @poohssmartbrother1146 7 месяцев назад +4

    I'm gonna need a live stream of this. STAT

  • @RichardJA92
    @RichardJA92 7 месяцев назад +2

    Dan's ADHD going fucking wild again today.

  • @fietehermans9903
    @fietehermans9903 7 месяцев назад +2

    Remember that game Last Leviathan you played years ago? It was abandoned, but this is what I hoped it would be

  • @cheesekingofdenmark6910
    @cheesekingofdenmark6910 7 месяцев назад

    This video takes me back to the old days. LOVE videos like these. Classic Nerdcubed style video form a core part of my being

  • @andreasmerletti
    @andreasmerletti 7 месяцев назад

    this has to be some of the best content since like 2015. honestly. keep up the great work dan.

  • @joshtreharne6664
    @joshtreharne6664 7 месяцев назад

    Nerdcubed vids like this where he is in this fun mindest are the best gaming vids on youtube

  • @1oran443
    @1oran443 7 месяцев назад +1

    George Spence really had a character arc

  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb 7 месяцев назад

    Daniel, I’ve been following you for probably 7-8 years now, and EVERY TIME you try to build a plane in any buildy-game, you always forget to add a Vertical stabilizer 😝🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @Blake-he6ln
    @Blake-he6ln 7 месяцев назад +1

    Play "Rooftops and Alleys"
    Think Overgrowth or Parkour Skate 3.

  • @jokool_aid
    @jokool_aid 7 месяцев назад +1

    Was not expecting Dan to talk like a pirate at the start of this. I died laughing. XD

  • @quadkidnate6370
    @quadkidnate6370 7 месяцев назад

    Nerd is really bringing back the classics, haven't been here for quite a while

  • @thedominator8093
    @thedominator8093 7 месяцев назад

    This makes me want to see from the depths be played and chaos of figuring the whole thing out

  • @JoshuaR9763
    @JoshuaR9763 7 месяцев назад

    Nerdcubed and besiege in the same sentence gives me heavy nostalgia

  • @coolkirk1701
    @coolkirk1701 7 месяцев назад

    Watching Dan build a plane and then struggle with left turning tendencies is glorious

  • @tendayforecast
    @tendayforecast 7 месяцев назад +1

    zoomzoom0, i hear your name everywhere i go

  • @DuelingDexperts
    @DuelingDexperts 7 месяцев назад

    "We're going to ram the side of the boat full speed"
    Ah yes, the Sea of Thieves Hourglass experience.

  • @HowdyGamer
    @HowdyGamer 7 месяцев назад

    He always manages to forget the rear wings under the rudders for up and down motion XD

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried 7 месяцев назад +1

    Really cunning plan… do you Baldrick? 😂🤣

  • @nomennescio1737
    @nomennescio1737 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dan is playing Besiege and making jokes about Scott Manley. It's 2015 again, isn't it? Someone warn him of what's coming.

  • @Fluff-gl6yr
    @Fluff-gl6yr 7 месяцев назад

    I would happily watch a full series of this, such a fun looking game

  • @farshnuke
    @farshnuke 7 месяцев назад

    I always love when Dan plays Besiege

  • @MisterInSayne
    @MisterInSayne 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:03 hits different a month later.

  • @AdamHolland-Adz
    @AdamHolland-Adz 7 месяцев назад

    We have Batman, we have Superman, we have Iron man, and now we have Boatman. Also known as the Aquatic Screw

  • @jamiedytham5276
    @jamiedytham5276 7 месяцев назад +1

    Missed opportunity to call it beseage

  • @Aaron-xq6hv
    @Aaron-xq6hv 7 месяцев назад +2

    I'm still waiting to see how Scott Manley feels about this video.

  • @conradjackson3400
    @conradjackson3400 6 месяцев назад

    4:30 the world's scariest duck

  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb 7 месяцев назад

    0:37 so… you’re actually from Cornwall? 😅

  • @MaxFerney
    @MaxFerney 6 месяцев назад

    Love you and your work. its wonderful to watch you play this to give me an idea before i get into it

  • @kathyfancher5826
    @kathyfancher5826 7 месяцев назад +1

    What are long-awaited sequel

  • @dropthatshi
    @dropthatshi 7 месяцев назад

    wait this is so sick, besiege in the water is genius

  • @BenieTheDragon
    @BenieTheDragon 7 месяцев назад

    12:24
    I'm getting "Annnnnnd FLAP!!" vibes to this.

    • @sturmovik1274
      @sturmovik1274 7 месяцев назад

      Challenge: Spell the noise he made.

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 7 месяцев назад

    Never knew Dan was a professional shipwright for his day job

  • @AdjectiveBlazkowicz
    @AdjectiveBlazkowicz 7 месяцев назад

    Nerd Cubed discovering the newton's third law with his plane the hard way...

  • @SpiderlingStudios
    @SpiderlingStudios 7 месяцев назад +3

    Victory CHOMP!

  • @dinoantics6060
    @dinoantics6060 7 месяцев назад

    Great vid, just need the livestream version now!

  • @tri-washington3683
    @tri-washington3683 2 месяца назад

    "Have you seen a more beautiful, brilliant plane? no." Yes, I have made planes way better than that in Besiege.

  • @hell3quin864
    @hell3quin864 7 месяцев назад

    Nerdcubed, not the hero we need, the hero we deserve.

  • @MojitoMouse
    @MojitoMouse 7 месяцев назад

    Dan: I can win the entire game with this boat!
    Game: Nuh-uh!
    Dan: The fuck you mean nuh-uh?!

  • @ConspiraGoose
    @ConspiraGoose 7 месяцев назад

    It's because of you I got into Besiege... Thanks alot... There goes another 500 hours of my life

  • @BroccoliAckerman
    @BroccoliAckerman 7 месяцев назад

    3:55 no way he's getting away with that pun

  • @Jesthers
    @Jesthers 7 месяцев назад

    When the propeller kept hitting the water, couldn't Daniel have just built the plane higher?

  • @PoutineFries
    @PoutineFries 7 месяцев назад

    Bro I videos are still the same as 11 years ago... fuck I loved the omsi and surgeon simulator videos... good to see you haven't changed your content stile to stay apart of the algorithm. Love ya mate

  • @BottleWaterson
    @BottleWaterson 7 месяцев назад

    Dan should play From the Depths to followup today's Piracy with more sinking and confusion.

  • @rickyjiggens2180
    @rickyjiggens2180 7 месяцев назад

    So glad to see you still making videos

  • @wurmsrus2
    @wurmsrus2 7 месяцев назад

    5:43 right in the nostalgia

  • @torgranael
    @torgranael 7 месяцев назад

    Can't build a plane? Just build a SAM site to ensure your neighbours can't fly theirs. What could go wrong?

  • @DelmarKarnes
    @DelmarKarnes 7 месяцев назад

    I love that he has no idea who aircraft dynamics work, lol. No ailerons, elevators on the front wings, no back wings....

  • @cfeauto5938
    @cfeauto5938 7 месяцев назад

    I love that this man has played so many hours of kerbal space program and multiple flight simulators but has not mastered the concept of the Aileron and Elevator.....Rudder....Now rudder he has down....well...for the most part

  • @ryttyr14
    @ryttyr14 7 месяцев назад

    Me waiting to see how long it takes him to realise that half of his propeller blades are in the wrong orientation.

  • @WhiteError37
    @WhiteError37 5 месяцев назад

    Recently I’ve been feeling like there just aren’t any decent games. Nerd has shown me at least 5 games on going to check out

  • @taliru8846
    @taliru8846 7 месяцев назад

    this feels like some of his older content
    next car game era

  • @Necromorph790
    @Necromorph790 7 месяцев назад

    Not dan just creating a frickin shark 2 mins in

  • @BricktowneMedia
    @BricktowneMedia 7 месяцев назад

    ok the "opposite of the mile high club" made me choke on my donut. Thanks! Ow.....

  • @MedievalGamerUS
    @MedievalGamerUS 7 месяцев назад

    One of the best moments is when you accidentally skip forward ten seconds wonder how the he’ll what you just saw happened in those ten seconds

  • @ItsSephiroth
    @ItsSephiroth 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nice. reminds me of the good ol days

  • @silixtuhibiski95
    @silixtuhibiski95 7 месяцев назад +1

    More Besiege please thanks Dan

  • @eldiaz3527
    @eldiaz3527 7 месяцев назад

    This video makes me want to see Dan play from the depths.

  • @bricksathome1
    @bricksathome1 7 месяцев назад

    4:29 Scooby is that you?

  • @40watt53
    @40watt53 6 месяцев назад

    God I've missed these Besiege videos.

  • @eboy146
    @eboy146 7 месяцев назад

    who whould've thought Dan would think about using jato rockets.

  • @ReySilverskin
    @ReySilverskin 7 месяцев назад

    Congratulations on learning how to put a rudder on your airplanes! Next up: elevators 😛

  • @potatosordfighter666
    @potatosordfighter666 7 месяцев назад

    Is there still pistons? I wonder if the expandamatron cube is still super OP?

  • @Smegheid
    @Smegheid 7 месяцев назад

    We need a proper stream of more Dangineering asap.

  • @scaryjello1212
    @scaryjello1212 6 месяцев назад

    cannot fucking believe the harpoon gun on a metal cube worked

  • @smak7568
    @smak7568 7 месяцев назад

    thank god you still make videos Dan

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 7 месяцев назад

    I wasn't expecting an intro by Knuckles the Dread

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 6 месяцев назад

    This game is still getting updates almost a decade since release

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 7 месяцев назад

    These waves look so good

  • @juxber872
    @juxber872 7 месяцев назад

    4:29 that's a strange sound to be coming from a human

  • @immy4104
    @immy4104 6 месяцев назад

    It's like the good old days.

  • @hydem04
    @hydem04 7 месяцев назад

    Please can we now get the return of besiege challenges