Lifeforce Movie Review

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @bennzy4173
    @bennzy4173 5 лет назад +125

    Omg lol, "get him a sandwhich and gatorade stat"

  • @ArefinDipto
    @ArefinDipto 5 лет назад +120

    U had me at.... Porn where stuff blows up!!!

  • @aw4610
    @aw4610 5 лет назад +45

    Kevin Spacey's basement just exploded --> good comedy writing and timing right there, Bee.

  • @marconotonfacebook3480
    @marconotonfacebook3480 4 года назад +23

    (I really like your jokes) "tell us about the dream"- ""slowly, set the mood.." LOL

    • @dannymiller7187
      @dannymiller7187 3 года назад +1

      @Marco not on facebook
      New bee is a hilarious guy. I wish he was my uncle or neighbor or something so I can hear it all live. his humor can be innocent enough for kids to be around and laugh at a certain aspect and then adults to get the further point and laugh at the other aspect that kids usually wouldn’t understand. It’s kind of like kids shows/movies from the 80’s and 90’s. where there was stuff thrown in for adults to laugh at while they were forced to watch kid stuff. It’s definitely more mature than that but that’s the only way I could think to describe it. Idk. Hard to explain, but he’s a riot. Definitely one of my favorite RUclipsrs.

  • @samildinach99
    @samildinach99 5 лет назад +16

    Perfect review, please keep that humour rolling. This film was criminally underrated. Still a better love story than twilight.

  • @sharkfeathers8499
    @sharkfeathers8499 4 года назад +6

    I was in high school too when this masterpiece hit the theaters, and boy did this movie blow. As always, your review was hysterical! Love it!

  • @lordcthulhu627
    @lordcthulhu627 5 лет назад +93

    I watched this movie with my parents... It was a huge mistake!! But I loved it... my mother strangely enjoyed it aswell???

  • @ceverett68
    @ceverett68 5 лет назад +34

    I always liked this movie. it was a strange combination of things that even familiar elements had just a bit of a twist to them that set it apart from your typical movies. it was just something a little different

  • @manishlimbu1
    @manishlimbu1 5 лет назад +39

    I want "death by snu snu" genre to come back.

  • @joshuapetersen4960
    @joshuapetersen4960 3 года назад +2

    "It'll be much less terrifying if you just come to me".....love that voice and scene. I might be wrong but isn't Mick Jagger's brother one of the male vampires?

  • @edwarddillon5886
    @edwarddillon5886 5 лет назад +12

    Good review New Bee! Lifeforce is one of my favorite movies, back in the 80s I would sneak the VHS tape from my dad's room to watch it. I was terrified of the zombies but it was worth it to see Mathilda May. I usually watch it at least once a week, while I am painting.

    • @AutumnWind92
      @AutumnWind92 4 года назад +1

      I envy people like you. I can't rewatch movies, ever. I see them once and never again because i remember them even 20 years later.

  • @agingerbeard
    @agingerbeard 5 лет назад +3

    I used to want to follow Picard anywhere on any adventure... now I just want one blissful moment as he drains my Lifeforce. Your videos are a real treat!

  • @djhinton570
    @djhinton570 2 года назад +1

    The first time I saw this movie was on cable and I couldn't believe I'd never heard of it. Loved the special effects and Mathilda's uniform. Railsback is off the chain and the opening theme is very campy and B movie. I rate it four and a half giant umbrellas.

  • @maria.whiddon
    @maria.whiddon 4 года назад +3

    I don't recall ever hearing of or seeing this film. OMG for 1985 those zombie looking people were great and scary. Reminds of the work in Return of the Living Dead which i think was same year. Both films effects were better than anything any time recently.

  • @peanuts_ma8965
    @peanuts_ma8965 4 года назад +2

    What happened on the Churchill? Oh, I decided to play with the science experiment.

  • @deborahcabot3100
    @deborahcabot3100 4 года назад +2

    I remember being so excited when this movie finally showed up in my local video store it was on VHS. Loved the shrivelled up vamps, and the strange twist on a love story.

  • @test1test219
    @test1test219 5 лет назад +1

    You review movies I have zero interest in but your reviews are GOLD and I can’t help but watch!

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 3 года назад +1

    You got my attention at “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.” I assume there’s chili.

  • @dresikIRONIC
    @dresikIRONIC 5 лет назад +3

    Doctor who reference? I'm here for it! (So happy I discovered your channel)

  • @truthseeker3503
    @truthseeker3503 5 лет назад +2

    This film is a blast, absolute insanity from start to finish, great score, special effects and the delectable Mathilda May!

  • @majastevanovic9070
    @majastevanovic9070 5 лет назад +2

    YOU SIR HAVE THE BEST MOVIE REVIEWS 🙌🏼

  • @ReligionOfSacrifice
    @ReligionOfSacrifice 4 года назад +2

    Amen, on put down the Scooby snacks.
    Favorite Vampire movies.
    1) Let the Right One In (2008) - Swedish with English caption
    2) Interview with the Vampire (1994)
    3) Dracula (1931) with Bela Lugosi
    4) Nosferatu (1922)
    5) Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
    6) Hunger (1983)
    7) Near Dark (1987)
    8) Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
    9) Love at First Bite (1979)
    10) From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
    11) Once Bitten (1985)
    12) Thirst (2009) Korean with English caption
    13) Lifeforce (1985)
    14) 30 Days of Night (2007)
    15) Byzantium (2013)

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 5 лет назад +1

    2:14 He wouldn't be wearing that uniform for that sort of operation. He'd be wearing some sort of hazmat gear.
    4:20 Berets aren't worn in combat or on guard duty. At least they're wearing their berets properly with the insignia over the left eye and the drape over the right ear.
    4:40 Was that a reference to They Hunger 3: Rude Awakening?
    5:18 "Whyyyyy do we hungerrrrr?"

  • @darrenhigham
    @darrenhigham 3 года назад +1

    He also directed the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre

  • @bunnyblackwell6107
    @bunnyblackwell6107 5 лет назад +7

    You are the king of being innocuously dirty yet so cute and disarming it's impossible to be creeped out. Well done. ^_^

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben 5 лет назад +3

    True story: my mother took me to see this movie when I was six years old. I was so horrified we left and went to see DARYL where the kid is a lifelike robot taken in by an unsuspecting family.

  • @snoodlegirl1794
    @snoodlegirl1794 4 года назад +2

    I loved this movie back in the day

  • @kevinrene8065
    @kevinrene8065 4 года назад +4

    How did I only find this channel only a few weeks ago? How long have you been around??

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  4 года назад +3

      About 4 1/2 years now

    • @mandird7952
      @mandird7952 3 года назад +2

      We've got a lot of great content to binge!

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 5 лет назад +2

    I remember recording this because the tv review basically said "sci-fi vampire film". Boy was I pleasantly surprised! (And glad to be alone at the time!)

  • @TheBeird
    @TheBeird 4 года назад +6

    Love this film. It's like a b-movie smoothie.

  • @skylarfovargue2981
    @skylarfovargue2981 5 лет назад +5

    i love how you make the jokers in this review lol this is funny as hell

  • @jamstonjulian6947
    @jamstonjulian6947 5 лет назад +4

    "A high budget Hammer film"
    Nailed it

  • @lindleloverwatterson3484
    @lindleloverwatterson3484 3 года назад +1

    that really is a cute escape pod

  • @neptunevibe
    @neptunevibe 4 года назад +3

    2:38 ha ha ha! Priceless comment man!

  • @happyhammer1
    @happyhammer1 5 лет назад +2

    You should do a review of The Quiet Earth.

  • @Hotrodimusprime
    @Hotrodimusprime Год назад +1

    Holy crap blue sky been ,blue sky beem! 😂

  • @jhonnycastlejr.9424
    @jhonnycastlejr.9424 5 лет назад +3

    You have officially put "Snoo snoo" into my vocabulary. #snoosnoo

  • @torsha8668
    @torsha8668 5 лет назад +6

    This is another great review!! Love this. You're hilarious!

  • @mvd3775
    @mvd3775 5 лет назад +5

    No dislikes, keep it up boys

  • @dannymiller7187
    @dannymiller7187 3 года назад +1

    I would absolutely love to see a picture of the new bee in high school. That leather jacket long hair. Slaying chicks all day. Hopping out his van with a dungeons and dragons style wizard custom pint job and round bible window. You know the type.

  • @MrsMary101
    @MrsMary101 5 лет назад +1

    So funny, I literally laughed out loud at your hilarious comments. Please make a video for the horrible Necropolis from I think 1986.

  • @anthonyfalvey9240
    @anthonyfalvey9240 5 лет назад

    Awesome review! I haven't looked it up yet... But I think the main character / astronaut who survived space girl originally and who goes after her is the actor who portrayed Dwayne Barry on the X-Files! Again I haven't looked it up but I'm pretty sure it's him...

    • @cardcounter21
      @cardcounter21 5 лет назад +2

      Steve Railsback was indeed in the X-Files.

  • @MzClementine
    @MzClementine 5 лет назад +1

    They turn vegan Hahahahahahahaha!!! Seriously though. That is a dying breed.
    Man I’m binging your videos... love your reviews!
    Keep it up! Your short clicks of dry humor is superlative...
    Wow!!! 50! Looking good for 50! 11 days and I turn 43. I thought you were around my age.

  • @Itried20takennames
    @Itried20takennames 5 лет назад +3

    “Use my bod - Okay!”

  • @mr.checkyourself4672
    @mr.checkyourself4672 4 года назад +1

    I always like the special effects in this movie I felt this movie similar to Species.

  • @jaimechiqui
    @jaimechiqui 4 года назад +2

    1 year later, still under rated lmfao

  • @TheFreelancer131
    @TheFreelancer131 5 лет назад +4

    Oh holy shit I clicked this vid having no idea what it was and I just realized iv watched this movie before.

  • @destinykillingsworth3508
    @destinykillingsworth3508 5 лет назад +3

    I remember when my boyfriend and I found this movie by accident on On Demand lol it is something else 😂

  • @trikkerman1
    @trikkerman1 4 года назад +2

    Lifeforce is one of the better movies that Cannon Group Films did.

  • @spacedinosaur8733
    @spacedinosaur8733 4 года назад +2

    So powerful were the bodies of these great creatures, and so fiercely did they cling to life, that they were impossible to kill, save by the use of bow ships. Energy weapons were useless because the monsters absorbed and transmuted the energy using it to become stronger. Therefore Rassilon ordered the construction of bow ships, swift vessels that fired a mighty bold of steel that transfixed the monsters through the heart. For only if his heart be utterly destroyed will a vampire die. Yet slain they all were, and to the last one, by the Lords of Time. The Lords of Time destroying them utterly. When the bodies were counted, the King Vampire, mightiest and most malevolent of all, had vanished, even to his shadow, from time and space. Hence it is the directive of Rassilon that any Time Lord who comes upon this enemy of our people and of all living things, shall use all his efforts to destroy him, even at the cost of his own life.

  • @theredo1923
    @theredo1923 5 лет назад +1

    9:16 I finally have found the box

  • @Malravenous
    @Malravenous 5 лет назад +1

    10:27 Okay you know Tyrone, gotta click the bell just for that, WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @catburglar82
    @catburglar82 4 года назад +1

    Wait, did he like the movie or not?
    I couldn't concentrate on what he said.
    Jk, love this movie. And not just for May. But mostly.
    Awesome review.

  • @brooksequine7621
    @brooksequine7621 5 лет назад +1

    Love your work ! :)

  • @KevinArdala01
    @KevinArdala01 4 года назад +1

    I love this movie; it's bonkers, but brilliant. 😁👍

  • @gagewatson1895
    @gagewatson1895 5 лет назад +2

    did i miss the snu snu

  • @kassachap
    @kassachap 5 лет назад +2

    Patrick Stewart is always a win always, apart from the emoji movie!

  • @ArcadeMusicTribute
    @ArcadeMusicTribute Год назад +1

    I really loved this movie, until I've read the book. From there on the movie almost disgusts me :(

  • @isabernernerner
    @isabernernerner 5 лет назад +2

    A good horror movie is a bunch of guys exploding and a parasite from space

  • @jooei2810
    @jooei2810 Год назад +1

    I didn’t rent this, I bought it!

  • @Em-wk5ns
    @Em-wk5ns 5 лет назад +2

    Patrick Steward OH hell no, WWWHHHYYYY 😱😱😱

  • @kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144
    @kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144 5 лет назад +2

    Lol great review cool movie. You had me laughing through out the whole video

  • @isabernernerner
    @isabernernerner 5 лет назад +1

    That scream though

  • @carronline1
    @carronline1 5 лет назад +2

    finds spaceship with everything on it dead apart from 3 things unharmed, i know lets bring them back to earth

  • @BarbadosBeerFestival
    @BarbadosBeerFestival 4 года назад +2

    13:51 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sunnyboy-ob4xz
    @Sunnyboy-ob4xz 4 года назад +3

    I watched this as a middle school kid lol, didn't really understood the plot lol don't think I cared either

  • @MataNui.
    @MataNui. 5 лет назад +11

    This movie would just make me feel like a perv for even watching it.

  • @EdridgeRonin
    @EdridgeRonin 5 лет назад +3

    Moral of the story:
    If you're a virgin Don't let your first time be your last

  • @acidbath3226
    @acidbath3226 4 года назад +1

    CHANNELING THE COOM

  • @bryanthardin5514
    @bryanthardin5514 5 лет назад +1

    You tell it funny as hell nice job love lifeforce very good

  • @luukvandenberg3848
    @luukvandenberg3848 5 лет назад +2

    this might be rude to you but might I ask how old you are

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 лет назад +1

      49. Do I look it?

    • @luukvandenberg3848
      @luukvandenberg3848 5 лет назад +1

      Well I just discoverd this channel and I like it so i subed

    • @luukvandenberg3848
      @luukvandenberg3848 5 лет назад +1

      Keep up the good work sir

    • @luukvandenberg3848
      @luukvandenberg3848 5 лет назад +1

      @@theNewBee no you look a little younger

    • @EKA0.0
      @EKA0.0 5 лет назад

      theNewBee Reviews are you kidding? You look like you are 40😱😱

  • @lsimon343
    @lsimon343 5 лет назад +27

    First of all thank you for doing one of my favorite movies you are beyond hilarious it was a lot of backstory to this movie that a lot of people don’t even know about you just made my day I got to come up with some more for you did you just want to guys with Joyce Heiser is a good start but thank you the newbie for making my day in Long Island ha ha ha ha

  • @willthetrill4849
    @willthetrill4849 5 лет назад +1

    This movie must’ve been released at the wrong time. I’m writing a sequel that takes place 40 years after the events of this film

  • @denny8097
    @denny8097 5 лет назад +3

    Man 11:00 🤣 im dead

  • @rhyssmith5068
    @rhyssmith5068 5 лет назад +1

    Master piece

  • @ivan562
    @ivan562 5 лет назад +2

    This one of the funniest movie reviews so far 😂😂

  • @zom8979
    @zom8979 5 лет назад +1

    Fun fact the lead vamp lady was actually under age when they filmed this as she had lied about her age at the time which they didn't learn till almost a year later😶

    • @cardcounter21
      @cardcounter21 5 лет назад

      Where did you hear/read this? I thought Matilda May was 18 when they started filming and had her 19th birthday on the day they filmed her bloody helicopter scene!

    • @zom8979
      @zom8979 5 лет назад

      @@cardcounter21 funnily enough a different movie reviewer

  • @Chitownhomestead
    @Chitownhomestead 5 лет назад +13

    Went a lil too deep

  • @kayaryn8763
    @kayaryn8763 5 лет назад +2

    I’m not gonna lie, I only watch these videos to get summaries of movies.

  • @cookie_on_joy8302
    @cookie_on_joy8302 5 лет назад

    3:40 He needs milk!

  • @nombekoketelo9922
    @nombekoketelo9922 5 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 he is a California raisin 😂😂😂 dead 😂😂

  • @BarbadosBeerFestival
    @BarbadosBeerFestival 4 года назад +1

    Space Girl!!

  • @christiancrone6420
    @christiancrone6420 5 лет назад +3

    You are very funny.

  • @whiwhimee
    @whiwhimee 5 лет назад

    The correct pronunciation is Toh-Bee Hooper. 0:22 He's from Texas, YeeHaa! USA. Right? This film was rated R. Since you said you were in high school when you first saw it. You were too young 11:30 to get into the movie theater. Confess- confess, now!

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 лет назад +1

      It wasn't playing in theaters in my area so didn't get to see this until it was on video.

    • @whiwhimee
      @whiwhimee 5 лет назад

      @@theNewBee OK. Right! I vaguely remember that either Playboy or Hustler Magazine did a film "review" photo spread of Lifeforce with shots from the film. Mathilda May got a full page full frontal but not the centerfold. The scene with Spacegirl Vamp walking down the stairs was also printed but my favorite one was when she strolled down a busy London street in broad daylight naked. It's funny because the naughty bits of her body were creatively censored by strategically placed street scene objects as she walked on stunning everyone.

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 лет назад

      @@whiwhimee the Austin powers method of censorship

  • @joshuapetersen4960
    @joshuapetersen4960 3 года назад +1

    I bet it's called a tug bay lmao!!!

  • @fiversrevenge
    @fiversrevenge 5 лет назад +2

    Underrated film. Who really cares about the acting and dialogue for a film like this?
    If I want that? I'd watch porn!

  • @imperiallycanx2258
    @imperiallycanx2258 4 года назад +1

    LMAO!!!! "MY GOD GIVE THIS MAN A SANDWICH AND A GATORADE STAT" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NEWBEE YOUR THE BEST!! CK out my channel i can use the support thanks!

  • @stevencowie7151
    @stevencowie7151 2 дня назад

    Cannon at its height imho.

  • @acidic_soda
    @acidic_soda 5 лет назад +1

    This is surely just start to finish a porn directed by a high off shrooms Michael Bay. There's your review

  • @desertdawg1991
    @desertdawg1991 5 лет назад

    Very funny, like MST3000. Good job

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 лет назад

      That's super high praise! Thank you!

  • @china23wall
    @china23wall 3 года назад

    Sounds like this turned into dracula some.

  • @diegomiranda2105
    @diegomiranda2105 5 лет назад +1

    Its super!

  • @3dagalathor
    @3dagalathor 5 лет назад +1

    Death my Snu Snu, the best!!

  • @snoodlegirl1794
    @snoodlegirl1794 4 года назад

    Review very funny

  • @alexs1357
    @alexs1357 3 года назад

    U R TOO FUNNNYYYYYYYYYY XXXXDDDDDDDD

  • @ginagugliano1416
    @ginagugliano1416 3 года назад

    Just wacht the movie

  • @isabernernerner
    @isabernernerner 5 лет назад

    Literally every scary movie

  • @GuardianGrarl
    @GuardianGrarl Год назад

    Ah yes... Lifeforce. Species did it better. Both are memorable but Species did it better.

  • @revposton
    @revposton 5 лет назад

    Tug bay lol

  • @onegrlindawrld6297
    @onegrlindawrld6297 5 лет назад

    🖒